#wouldn't that be funny

[glitter-stained]

Dc writers be like yeah sorry this character was doomed by the narrative there was nothing we could do, like my brother in christ you ARE the narrative

[silverior968]

I think it would have been fun if Optimus let Ratchet use his minigun or whatever every once in a while since it's not an integrated weapon. As a treat.

[mossy-thing]

So like, after the first elves awoke, they woke up the others that were still sleeping, right? What if one of them was just. Not noticed. By any of them.

(Maybe he was under a bush or something)

What if he kinda stayed there.

What if he was found a few thousand years later under a pile of moss and fungus. What if he was GIL GALAD EREINI-

[luluy33art]

G!Chloe What if everytime they go to the Aquarium, All of Chloé friends have to hold her down to keep her from jumping in to swim with the sea turtles?

I hope she can at least swim

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[fuckterfs-deactivated20221212]

so excited, my union is doing warning strikes on guy fawkes' day

[saym0-0]

brainstorming silly human au ideas. basing teen rabbit on her 2016 twitch gamer era

[thegroveofgreatgods]

I'd love to hear you guys do a comic dub!

Ahaha..funny you say that.

[barksbog]

what if i spent all of yesterday preparing for opening custom plush commissions...

[sinestroslight]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!❣️ Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

[onceuponaoneshotfanfic]

Might mess around and finish chapter 3 of "Playing Pretend" tonight, we'll see girl 🤪

[nd-frogoblin]

Scientists have found that when prompting the gay to say 'I'm here' it is physically impossible for them to not add 'I'm queer' no matter how unsuitable the environment is.

it's me i am the gay and i need help i nearly outed myself to so many people that way

[letthetidescarryyou]

my skrumply baby i love her i would die for her eueuueeueue crying noises i've been working to redesign her for the last couple days and oHn my goD the hair?? floof?? idk stuff on her head took so gODamn long i was suffering

(text reads: Kasumi ♀ She/Her, A Take-Apart and Put-Back-Together toy, The silliest silly to ever silly)

[hatikarat]

We tend to think of violence as the most naked expression of power but--of course!--at its purest, power is fundamentally arbitrary. It obliges you to confront the absurdity of your existence. Violence is just another way of doing that.

-- Michael Chabon, Giant in a Cage

[prlssprfctn]

Bruce: I never got to see Dick's first reaction to the alcohol, because he tried it before as a kid. Same with Jason, he drank it without me being around. Tim got on his first party with alcohol behind my back.

Bruce: But at least I have Damian. Can't wait for his 21st birthday.

Dick: Yeah, I bet he would have a funny reaction, too!

Jason, sweating nervously, because he made little Damian sip on beer back when they were in the LoA: Y-yeah. C-can't wait.

[jeyumi]

Something something—I think it would be very funny if Tfone Starscream got a head start on betraying Megatron by just… not leaving with him in his banishment. Starstay AU: 1 2 3 4

[clyde-wy]

One piece ends, luffy is all tied up in sea prism chains in his own boat, alone, no crew. He dies painfully surrounded by the sea, which he always loved. He sings brook's song as his voice faints out of strain under the sun. A wave crashes on the thousand sunny, throwing him in the water. The pirate king is dead.