#wouldn't that be funny

[glitter-stained]

Dc writers be like yeah sorry this character was doomed by the narrative there was nothing we could do, like my brother in christ you ARE the narrative

[silverior968]

I think it would have been fun if Optimus let Ratchet use his minigun or whatever every once in a while since it's not an integrated weapon. As a treat.

[mossy-thing]

So like, after the first elves awoke, they woke up the others that were still sleeping, right? What if one of them was just. Not noticed. By any of them.

(Maybe he was under a bush or something)

What if he kinda stayed there.

What if he was found a few thousand years later under a pile of moss and fungus. What if he was GIL GALAD EREINI-

[fuckterfs-deactivated20221212]

so excited, my union is doing warning strikes on guy fawkes' day

[saym0-0]

brainstorming silly human au ideas. basing teen rabbit on her 2016 twitch gamer era

[luluy33art]

G!Chloe What if everytime they go to the Aquarium, All of Chloé friends have to hold her down to keep her from jumping in to swim with the sea turtles?

I hope she can at least swim

More AUs lore and info on Patreon | Kofi! ^^

[barksbog]

what if i spent all of yesterday preparing for opening custom plush commissions...

[oh-shinx]

Okay I know Lysandre was rich as fuck and exploited team flare members for financial gain, but dude just KEPT 30 BIG NUGGETS IN A FUCKING TAKEAWAY FOOD CONTAINER???? Like they were just in the same cupboard as all the silverware! Honestly I could buy this cafe myself with these alone!

[sinestroslight]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!❣️ Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

[onceuponaoneshotfanfic]

Might mess around and finish chapter 3 of "Playing Pretend" tonight, we'll see girl 🤪

[nd-frogoblin]

Scientists have found that when prompting the gay to say 'I'm here' it is physically impossible for them to not add 'I'm queer' no matter how unsuitable the environment is.

it's me i am the gay and i need help i nearly outed myself to so many people that way

[sowhatnotcreative]

Imagine you're trying to talk about the horrors of the meat industry and some dofus goes "I actually know a farmer that got killed by a cow!"

[neonsbian]

what if they put kangta in superm

[mahikamihan]

they'll arrive at NC and just bust into foosh's house while he's midstream late into the night im manifesting

[clyde-wy]

One piece ends, luffy is all tied up in sea prism chains in his own boat, alone, no crew. He dies painfully surrounded by the sea, which he always loved. He sings brook's song as his voice faints out of strain under the sun. A wave crashes on the thousand sunny, throwing him in the water. The pirate king is dead.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

No but--I promise--look he was there--

Well that's the weirdest contact us email I've ever had to send