#would they go more lion king for the frog scenes

[gothelsflower]

blah blah blah hercules on the west end blah blah tiktok inspired musical uhhhhhh whEre the FUCK is my Broadway version of the princess and the frog???

[box-of-chaooos]

I can’t remember who gave me this prompt but thank you tysm!!

Stuck on the bus and this caught my eye so let’s go

Any adaption but I’ll be writing in the 1986 ver

The emerald city, a sparkling palace of peace and wonder that sat in the centre of oz, ruled by the kind and wise king who was recently crowned, king scarecrow. The straw man was a wonderful king and made all the people happy as could be but he was bored. Bored out of his new mind it wasn’t as fun as he’d imagined it to be it was much slower, much much slower. Nothing new ever happened no excitement no action, sure it wasn’t a terrible thing it made the working system smooth and well oiled but dull as could be.

At the moment the king was going through old possessions of the wizard, left behind trinkets and inventions piled up in the other room, there was bound to be something interesting there. He searched through many chests finding boxes some empty some filled with little bits and bobs, one had a little wooden horse to make inside. He found puzzle boxes and sparkling jewellery some of which he put on just for the fun of it, admiring himself in the mirror with a giggle but nothing was very attention keeping or eye catching. He needed a book, a nice big interesting book to read with action and drama something adventurous to make him new brain fizzle with pictures and imaginary scenes of the book turning words into pictures. He settled on the idea and had a look through more chests. The wizard had so many books old ones new ones even ones in a different language but they where all more instruction like than story books. He shouldn’t have been surprised the wizard would’ve needed something to help build his inventions but he’d had hope there would be at least some sort of story book. He sighed and sat ontop of a crate glumly putting his head in his hands. He had so much energy to spare and so little time to use it. He shifted uncomfortably something was under him and it wasn’t nice. He stood up turning around to see what was under him. A book. A deep green cover dusty and old with worn edges and a beautiful picture on the front of a princess and a frog. Intrigued by the illustration scarecrow picked it up and dusted it of slightly. The picture was a little bit faded but the colours just seemed to catch his attention. He wasted no time running back to the throne room and sitting down in his velvet throne eager to read this precious jewel he’d found.

Time ticked by and scarecrow was absorbed into the book, slumped lazily with his legs over the thrones arms swinging them back and forth subconsciously as he read the book. It was fascinating a witch, a princess and a prince turned into a frog by a magic spell, there was small pictures here and there which made scarecrows eye shimmer. He was almost finished with the book, it wasn’t lengthy but wasn’t short either. Eyes glued to the book they scanned along the lines of words he began to mutter to himself. “And the princess leaned in, kissing the frog turning him back into the handsome prince he was before” he read, but something made him itch with curiosity. What was kissing? He flipped the page and saw an image of the princess and the frog with their lips touching gently. Was that was a kiss was than? Gently pressing lips to another as a show of love? He was amazed and an idea sparked in his brain. The tin man, perhaps tin man would know after all he was a human once and with a partner at that. He giggled a common occurrence when he was excited or happy and got up the book was tossed aside for now. Since becoming ruler he and the tin man and lion had all found shortcuts to each other’s domains which cut the time practically in half. He grabbed his hat and put the crown on the throne heading down the steps and out the dark room all together.

Winkie country a land once desolate and filled with worry was now filled with life, winkies where free to work and where happy as could be especially with their new ruler leading them. Tin man was having a ball really, he was polished as he needed making his tin shine like diamonds in the light, he was able to forge weapons for the winkies, gardening tools so they could grow crops and plant beds of pretty poppies around the land. The winkies country had never been better. At the moment tin man was in the old witches castle that sat on a little ledge, he was potting up some lovely purple flowers he’d received from a winkie lady as a thank you for restoring their land. Purple, a colour that showed royalty and power but also a colour that reminded him of his dearest friend, the scarecrow. Scarecrows eyes, his beautiful violet eyes, even just paint so filled with life and a passion for living it. It made tin man swoon any time the straw man looked to him with those eyes with that wide smile his new heart would skip a beat he swore he could hear his tin drumming as it hit the metal so hard. His heart was fluttering just at the thought of scarecrow. Soft glove hands, the smell of fresh straw, his voice his laugh his plush body he looked so huggable and warm. “Tin man?” Someone called. He just wanted to hold scarecrow closely. “Tin man?” To love him with all his heart and tell him that. “Tin man!” He jumped startled by the voice. He looked over and saw those exact amethyst eyes glistening at him.

“Scarecrow!” Tin man chuckled happily standing up. “It’s good to see you” he said shaking hands with him. They hadn’t seen each other for a while since they where now kings. “How’s everything in the emerald city?” He asked starting up conversation. “Oh slow but it’s wonderful really, everyone’s very kind and friendly” scarecrow replied. “That’s wonderful” tin man smiled but noticed that his straw friend seemed to be a little fidgety like there was something he wanted to say or ask but wasn’t sure. “Tin man,” he began softly “do you know.. what kissing is?” He asked. Tinman felt his heart skip again, did scarecrow want to kiss him? “I, yes I know what it is… why?” He was getting nervous with anticipation. “Well I was reading this book about a princess and a frog.. and they kissed and I was just wondering…” he shuffled about a little putting his head down. “how does it work?…”

If y’all want a continuation I may have somethin for ya! Keep an eye out hehe I’m back into oz again.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Ok so we all know that The Black Coldron is the closest thing to a horror movie we have from Disney (aside from the movie Something Wicked This Way Comes, assuming I'm remembering correctly that it was done by Disney), but what if Disney made all their movies more creepy like? I'm not talking about like if they just dropped the fairy tales and made slashers, I'm talking about the films they've done getting a scary spin similar to the Black Coldron. Like Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, etc. How do you think your favorite Disney films/villains would turn out if Disney let themselves go into the dark side?

And for the other side of the coin, imagine horror films getting a more... Well, family friendly feel/look. The plots are still the same, but they get Disneyfied. How do you think they'd turn out? I'm personally willing to bet all my money that Jason would be a classic Disney prince(ss); lives in the forest, one with nature, seen as one of the more kinder/sympathetic of the slashers, etc (and Chucky would definitely have some Dr. Facilier thing going on with all the voodoo)

Oh I love this concept!! First of all- Disney movies getting a darker twist.

Considering most fairytales and mythologies are dark in the first place- it wouldnt be very difficult. Unfortunately though I can't think of anything original 😅 Most everything has been done before with dark disney. Sorry I can't be more creative!! Haha 😅

As for Disney-Horror though!! I actually do have some things in the works for that- silly crossover things XD Like:

Hercules with Y/N as Meg, Jason as Hercules and Freddy as Hades. (Just fits so well?? 😅 )

The Princess and the Frog with Y/N as Tiana, Michael as Naveen and (Yes!!) Chucky as Facilier. (This is for sure the most crack, but I love Michael and Chucky together as a concept so 🤷‍♀️)

The Lion King, with Y/N as Nala, Thomas as Simba and Hoyt as Scar (a la the creepy Madness of King Scar scene where Scar Hoyt will try to convince Y/N, Simba's Thomas' betrothed, to help create a 'Host of little Scar's' with him)

Apart from silly x reader nonesence- I can truly see some of these Slashers as Disney movies though!! Haha XD Maybe I'm crazy- but- Jafar's and Jasmine's whole slave girl scene is farr creepier then anything Freddy did in the first ANOES. He was still invasive in that movie of course, thats the scary thing about Freddy, but with less then 10 mins of actual screentime he was not the full-on, backwards ✌️ sign in front of his mouth kind of sexual predator character that he builds up to. They could definetly keep the 'I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy' line considering the way Hades talks to Meg in Hercules and mayyybe the phone thing too (After all... Greasy did full on stick his hand down Jessica's cleavage in WFRR and that is a Disney movie folks XDD)- it's just the actual slashing that's posing a real issue!! XD😅XD😅 But Freddy's method of killing can be cushioned, I guess- make it more ambiguous and fantastical? With the dream powers and all. ANOES definetly has the magical element+larger then life, handsy villain+memorable setting+memorable heroine, which seems to be a tride and true Disney movie sum XD I dunno, take this or leave this- I'm just talking! XD 😅

Also Freddy has the greeeeen element, you know?? The limeeee green?~~

... plus if ANOES is animated you can have the original cast back *cough*

AND I LOVE YOUR DISNEY PRINCESS JASON IDEA!! He is absolutely majestic enough. Imagine that's how he knows where all his victims are, though?? Squirrels and little birdies tell him XDD

Imagine that movie though!!! A backwards Slasher with Disney animation and a KILLER ZOMBIE PRINCESS. He can talk to forest creatures so you can't hide, he's hard-working so you'll never get away, and his mother is dead. Because, obviously. They're all dead.

^^^^ this fucks me up (negatively) WAY WORSE THEN FREDDY'S SLIMEY TONGUE

[timelessxmemories]

What are Artemis’ values and why? What are their goals and why? What are their favorite things? Is there a reason? What do they do for fun?

Artemis' values mainly consist of Honesty, Compassion and Having the ability to let go of things when the time is right. They treasure these values greatly due to their past with their parents, and the fact that they've had to deal with so many deaths in the family and with friends.

Artemis' goals consist of finally having the courage to stand up for themself, taking down Shinra with the rest of Avalanche, putting their foot down and standing up for themself in front of their mother, visiting their fathers grave and telling him just how far they were able to make it without him, to get better at playing the violin as one of their many hobbies, having the ability to take care of themself without feeling as if they're going to fall over and into the hole they've dug for themself, and finally, letting go of the past and embracing the future.

Their favourite things consist of spending time with the kids in the Sector 7 slums, helping out the Neighbourhood Watch when they get the chance to do so, spending time with Wedge and his cats, and lastly, freedom to do as they wish and/or see fit.

For fun they mostly like to play little games with the kids in Sector 7, such as pirates, tag, or whatever it may be! They adore kids! They also really enjoy playing with Wedge's cats! (Which in turn, Wedge loves as well!), They also really love playing board games and coming up with new potions for the missions for Avalanche!

Little note that I want to include: Artemis is more or less behind the scenes in Avalanche considering they're also an Alchemist, meaning they can easily make potions, remedies and what-not! So they always make sure to make extras for Avalanche when they go out on a mission! They usually give them to Wedge to hold onto for everyone!

Songs I feel are heavily correlated with them but they progressively get worse and worse:

Standing Outside The Fire ; Garth Brooks

She Used To Be Mine ; Chloe Adams

Golden Hour ; JVKE

The Good In Me ; Jon Bellion

Goodbye ; Bo Burnham

Soldier ; Tommee Profitt, Fleurie

History Maker ; DEAN FUJIOKA

Adhd ; Truslow

Doctor ; Truslow

Numb Little Bug ; Em Beihold

Sorry About Your Parents ; Icon For Hire

Little Lion Man ; Mumford & Sons

Run Rabbit Run ; The Hoosiers

A Sadness Runs Through Him ; The Hoosiers

It's Ok ; Tom Rosenthal

Children Of The Stars ; The Orion Experience

King And Lionheart ; Of Monsters and Men

The Family Jewels ; MARINA

Hermit The Frog ; MARINA

Family Line ; Conan Gray

Daddy Issues ; The Neighbourhood

Fourth Of July ; Sufjan Stevens

I'll Be Good ; Jaymes Young

Would Anyone Care ; Citizen Soldier

Another Empty Bottle ; Katy McAllister

For The Love Of A Daughter ; Demi Lovato

Alien Blues ; Vundabar

DNA ; Lia Marie Johnson

Broken ; Lund

Numb ; Linkin Park

Mansion ; NF

Leave A Light On ; Tom Walker

I Hate Everything About You ; Three Days Grace

Bullet ; Hollywood Undead

[jumpinginmuddypuddles]

Hi hi!! Can I get 2, 11, and 22 for the fanfiction writers questions? (Also I love your fic bite my tongue!!)

Hi 👋 thanks so much! (so so happy people are coming from bite my tongue,, i enjoyed writing that fic so so much)

2. Why do you write fanfiction?

I’ve always been super interested in what-ifs and alternate universes, even before I knew what what-ifs, fix-its and aus were. Like in movies, ‘what if mufasa didn’t die in lion king?’ or ‘what if tiana got caught in princess and the frog?’. I love writing canon divergence especially for that reason, but i also love just adding in additional scenes to flush out canon and slow down to introspection and deepen our characters relations and introspection. idk i just feel like so many fandoms have the potential to take so many different routes that can only be properly explored in fanfiction

11. Who or what do you find yourself writing the most?

I always eventually gravitate back to 1) found family, and 2) sappy lesbians. why? I’m not too sure. I think I instinctively reach for found family for the same reasons as most people: having people love you despite your flaws, blood of the covenant vs water of the womb, outcasts banding together, begrudging fathers looking after wilful children (my favourite trope to ever exist.) As for sapphics, I think it’s interesting that so much wlw content online is either tragic or full of gore, so you have to try and be the change you want to see in the world, and that means writing more sweet sappy stuff for my favourite girl pairs. that and a shit load of emotional angst.

22. Do you listen to anything while you write?

Yes! I tend really far towards soundtracks from movies, but which movie and which song depends on the scene i’m writing. i can get really picky with it so sometimes picking the song takes longer than actually writing lmao. i lean a lot on hans zimmer and the christopher nolan soundtracks, especially inception, but for something more intense i go dunkirk, or more otherworldly i go dune. as for sad, the pacific of the lion king. so a real mix! songs with words are far more difficult to listen to and concentrate with, so soundtracks are good because they both help me concentrate and set the mood for whatever scene i’m about to write!

thanks so much!

[bugcatcherwill]

Kobb: go the distance - hercules

Sledge: strangers like me - tarzan

Zayl: two worlds - tarzan or fixer upper - frozen (after the tail accident)

Rezek: show yourself - frozen 2 or frozen heart - frozen

Ashen: baby mine - dumbo or hakuna matata - lion king

Sterre: colors of the wind - pocohantas or look though my eyes - brother bear

Frifer and Kobb and sledge’s troop: you’ll be in my heart - tarzan

Hebra: tigger song (due to he is the only one so far XD) - Winnie the Pooh

Wren: I’ll make a man out of you - mulan

Link: one jump - Aladdin

Sidon: Hawaiian roller coaster ride - lilo and stitch

Teba: we know the way - moanna

Yunobo: he lives in you - lion king

Riju: a girl worth fighting for - mulan

Robbie: trashin the camp - tarzan

Purah: streets of gold - Oliver and company

Lettie: dig a little deeper - princess and the frog

Ganondorf: I’m still here - treasure planet

Zelda: touch the sky - brave

Link, tribes of hyrule and the rogue monsters: some thing wild - Pete’s dragon

Here’s that Disney song themed for each character in RATC and I’ll add more characters as they appear. Give these songs a listen via audio or sing along scene from the movie ^^~

Anon I'm sure you'll be pleased to hear that I know at least 80% of these

And yeah I really like your choices! Robbie's being the "Trashing the Camp" song from Tarzan is great because he would be the only non-Phil Collins song in that whole movie. And it was also the song I'd rewind over and over on my VHS tape as a kid lmaooooo

[black-is-beautiful18]

Coming back to this. SPOILERS!!!

Triton calling Ariel his little one had me about to cry.

Sebastian was hilarious. “I’m an educated crab. I got options!” 😭

Flounder was adorable as always. I just wish we got to see him more but I’m not at all mad with the finished product.

Scuttle was more entertaining than I thought she would be.

I NEED MORE OF ARIEL AND HER SISTERS

Halle’s acting was on point. Like oh my god 🙌🏾

Jonah was stunning as well

How Ariel told Eric her name??? “It’s beautiful. Written in the stars.” GOD WHEN IS IT MY TURN?!

MELISSA!!! I knew you were gonna eat but you devoured that role! 😫🙌🏾

Adding Eric’s mom instead of him just existing on the island is 👩🏾‍🍳💋. Noma was amazing.

Eric’s relationship with his people 🥺

Grimsby was a real one!

Ursula making it so Ariel didn’t remember she had to get a kiss from Eric…EEEEEVVVIIIILLLLL

The dance scene in the village 🥹

Ariel looking distraught at the coconut cuz Scuttle told her humans hate them 😭

Scuttlebutt is a bop and I will accept no slander (it’s for the kiddies tho so it’s fine)

I’m not mad about the dresses. Loved them. I just wish they did more styles with Ariel’s hair. You can see little sea shells in her locs from time to time when she’s on land but I needed more 😫

Giant Ursula had gills on her face and that made her even scarier

Ariel steering not only the ship but also the carriage because she watched Eric do it and simply copied his movements. We love an observant and quick learner.

I loved how when after Ariel saved Eric she gushed over seeing the fireworks and the ship first. The movie constantly showed that her main goal was to be on the surface and Eric just so happened to be another part of the surface.

Eric and Ariel looking through Eric’s “grotto” and them looking at maps 🥹🥹🥹

Under The Sea always has been and always will be a bop. The fact that they got the Alvin Ailey company to do the choreography??? Exquisite.

Sebastian’s accent wasn’t that bad, to me, but I shall leave that up to my Jamaican/Caribbean cousins

Javier wasn’t bad as Triton either. I liked that he was still strict and he did get angry but it was less him yelling and more him being very firm. Love that.

Halle ate every single song. Are we surprised?

Jessica as Vanessa was freaking insane. Like she did that.

TIME MAY CHANGE THE SHORELINE BUT TIME WILL NOT CHANGE MEEEEE

Like y’all don’t understand. I wasn’t able to gush over the movie when it came out cuz I wasn’t able to go to the theater. This has made it up there with my other comfort movies, Princess and the Frog, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and The Lion King, and this will be my personality for the rest of my life.

I finally got to see The Little Mermaid because it came out on Disney+ today. I knew I was gonna love it but the amount of times I cried…Like I couldn’t stop smiling either. It’s The Little Mermaid I know and love with some changes/additions that honestly help move the story along and even expand upon some things. The transitions were 👩🏾‍🍳💋 and so was the score. Like oh my god. There’s so much I want to say but I also need to process this. Halle and Jonah had unbelievable chemistry and they were so cute together. I really hope we get a sequel and get to see them both doing the thing they love as a married couple. 🥹🥹🥹

[britesparc]

Weekend Top Ten #540

Top Ten Gruesome Disney Villain Deaths

Here’s the thing about Disney animations: they’re proper nasty. No, seriously; they’re all about young people who suffer enormous hardship and bereavement. They’re full of betrayal and murder and scenes of abject horror. Nobody dies in Pinocchio, but a bunch of kids are mutated into donkeys and the main character’s dad is eaten by a whale. Lilo and Stitch? Dead parents. Lady and the Tramp? Killer rat. Dumbo? Racism. See? Darkness shrouds the House of Mouse.

One of the ways the films are surprisingly grisly is the manner in which the villains are dispatched. I’ve written before about great Disney villains and their penchants for great musical numbers, but another common connection is that the films end with them being bumped off. It’s not universal – sometimes they’re just deported (Frozen), arrested (Pocahontas), or, well, appear to suffer no punishment at all (Cinderella). And, of course, there is the depressing modern trend for Disney movies to not have a villain at all, something that doesn’t appear to be changing in Strange World (which, from the teaser at least, appears to be one of the “non-musical adventure” films, sadly denying us yet again a proper Disney Villain Song).  

Anyway, it’s not enough that the baddies frequently die, but they also have a tendency to die horribly. These are kids films that, alright, don’t feature fountains of gore, but still go to some nasty places. Immolation, dismemberment, damnation, and lots and lots of falling off tall things. Seriously, Disney villains don’t half fall off things. I could have had several more here. So that’s this list: a celebration of the macabre and the gruesome, the violent and the extreme. From body horror to, well, actual eldritch horror, Walt Disney Animation Studios really runs the gamut. And this is the company that gets called saccharine, sappy, and soft! Nobody’s soul is dragged to hell in My Neighbour Totoro. Although, to be fair, there is an extended sequence where you’re lead to believe a toddler may have drowned, so I guess that’s nasty enough.

Right, here we go. Parental guidance is advised. Ten best Disney deaths.

Ripped to pieces by a pack of hyenas (Scar, The Lion King, 1994): Scar is spared by Simba but, in his own hubris, ends up falling into a pit full of hyenas – the same hyenas he’d just thrown under a bus to save his own skin. The hyenas pounce on him, and as we see from a shadow cast by flickering flames, proceed to tear him apart and devour him. Think about this: he’s literally ripped apart and eaten alive. I know he killed James Earl Jones, but that’s still horrible.

Hit by train and explodes (Sykes, Oliver & Company, 1988): in an underrated and largely forgotten film, small-time mob boss Sykes ends up chasing our heroes (a bunch of dogs, mostly) down a subway track, his demonic and imposing car riding the rails like a train. But, wouldn’t you know, there’s a train coming the other way, and poor old Sykes drives right into it, his car exploding. There’s nothing to imply wider casualties, but this is a brutal end to a villain, like something out of a Bruce Willis movie.

Literally dragged to hell (Dr. Facilier, The Princess and the Frog, 2009): Dr. Facilier is dealing with dark magic, his “friends on the other side”, promising them souls and all sorts to satisfy their demonic urges. When his plan fails the bill comes due, as Mordo would say (from Doctor Strange, keep up!), and these freaky voodoo dolls and tribal masks come to life, dragging Facilier screaming into a grave, his fingers gouging channels in the ground as he tries to get away. He fails. That’s dark.

Hanged by vines (Clayton, Tarzan, 1999): Clayton is another villain undone by hubris, trying to kill Tarzan despite our hero warning him of the dangers of the jungle. He ends up falling from a great height (of course), hanging himself in some vines and presumably breaking his neck. Nasty enough, of course, but the animation really oversells it, the vines going taught as he falls, the shadow of Clayton’s body illuminated by flashes of lightning, his limp feet swaying in the breeze. Quite grisly, all told.

Falls off cliff then crushed to death by a boulder (The Wicked Queen, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1937): after seemingly killing Snow White, the evil Queen – still in her haggard old woman disguise – is chased through a stormy forest and up a cliff by the dwarfs. Attempting to crush them with a huge boulder, providence intervenes when her outcropping is struck by lightning and she tumbles to her death, the boulder and huge chunks of the cliff-face falling after her. As if to solidify the whole thing, two nasty-looking vultures then wheel their way down to feast on what remains. So this was how Disney’s first film ended: seven blokes chasing an old woman to her death, after which she’s eaten by birds.

Falls into pool of molten lead (Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, 1996): Once again we have a confrontation up on top of something, once again we have a villain hubristically, vengefully lunging for one final kill instead of just escaping. And the gargoyle he’s resting on crumbles, its face contorting demonically, before filthy old Frollo plumets into a pool of molten lead, the damning implications of which are pretty heavily signposted throughout the film. Again, I will say: he literally falls into molten lead and is burned alive.

Stabbed through the chest by a boat (Ursula, The Little Mermaid, 1989): there’s not really anything poetic about this one, nor is there really any kind of hubristic overreach. Ursula seems victorious until sexy Prince Eric sails a shipwreck from the bottom of the ocean and plunges its broken prow straight into the Sea Witch’s chest. Really, it’s just how visceral and nasty it is, as Ursula flails her tentacles and slowly succumbs.

Ages rapidly, falls from a window, then crumbles to dust (Mother Gothel, Tangled, 2010): yet again – yet again! – we have a Disney villain falling to their death, although here I’d argue she was dead before she hit the ground. The magic that kept Gothel youthful dissipates, so she ages like that guy from Last Crusade, before – and I think this bit is often overlooked – cute li’l chameleon Pascal deliberately trips her up so she falls out the window to her death. Yes, she’s so far gone that by the time she reaches Earth she’s nought but dust, but all the same: murdered by a lizard.

Falls off Big Ben (Ratigan, The Great Mouse Detective, 1986): as we’ve discussed, the most common way for a Disney baddie to die is to fall off something tall – what we call the Reverse Tom Cruise – and I could have picked a few more here. But there’s something about this finale, a feral Ragitan chasing a dishevelled Basil round the clockwork innards and onto the face of Big Ben, that feels more visceral and, oddly, down-to-Earth. The fight is a brutal struggle, the climax of an action movie, before that final fall. Also just think how high this is for a mouse. He’d hit the ground like a water balloon full of passata.

Turned into a firework (Shan-Yu, Mulan, 1998): Shan-Yu is a nasty piece of work, one of the most violent and murderous Disney villains. Ultimately, however, he’s bested by Mulan in a thrilling rooftop battle, the climax of which is when he’s hit with a rocket that sends him flying through the air and into a tower of fireworks. All the fireworks go off in a tremendous explosion, no doubt scattering bits and pieces of Shan-Yu across a wide area as his charred and tattered remains are turned into a beautiful lightshow. Aw, this one was quite nice actually.

[transvalkilmer]

kenhina please 😭💗

Of course! I have such a soft spot for kenhina

Who takes care of the other while they're sick and who has never taken care of anyone in their life and has no idea what dayquil is: Both of them are pretty good at taking care of each other. Hinata takes care of Kenma and makes sure he remembers to eat and sleep, always bringing him a glass of water/a plate of food if he streams for too long. Kenma used to get bad fevers so he's pretty good at taking care of Hinata when he gets fevers when he's sick. (Kenma also likes to play with Hinata's hair while he's sick and Hinata always ends up falling asleep in Kenma's lap when he does.)

Who drives and who yells, "Look, cows!" in the passenger seat: I don't think either of them drive honestly, but if they do then it's Hinata who drives. Hinata is also the one who yells to Kenma, "Look! That car has cows in it, Kenma! Cows!" And Kenma just nods and smiles because he likes seeing Shouyou excited.

Who takes pictures of frogs they find and who stands in the rain waiting for them: They both do. Kenma buys them matching frog hoodies and they take turns taking pictures next to frogs while wearing frog hoodies.

Who constantly begs the other to get a snake and who's afraid of snakes: Kenma's the one who suggests the snake, but they end up compromising and get a guinea pig instead.

Who cooks and who is banned from the kitchen forever after setting it on fire multiple times: Kenma isn't banned from the kitchen, but he also can't really cook. He does, however, sit on the counter and hand Shouyou ingredient whenever he needs them

Who plays Sims like a normal person and who does all the challenges: Kenma does all the challenges for his videos and has done pretty much all of them. Kenma also did a video where he let Hinata create a sim of him and loved the sim that Hinata created so much.

Who says all the weird stuff in their sleep and who is just trying to fall asleep except they can't because their s/o keeps saying weird stuff: Kenma kind of just curls into a ball when he sleeps and doesn't move for the rest of the night. Hinata is the opposite and constantly shifts around in his sleep and talks about volleyball. (Kenma does find it endearing though.)

Who reenacts Ratatouille and who reenacts the Lion King: Hinata lets Kenma sit on his shoulders sometimes when he's cooking and they pretend to reenact scenes from Ratatouille together. Hinata also likes picking Kenma up so they can reenact the Lion King.

Who likes milk and who is lactose intolerant: Kenma loves ice cream, milk, etc and Hinata always tries to steal a bite even though he can't have it. (Kenma always ends up letting Hinata have a few sips of milkshake or a bite of ice cream though.)

Who goes stargazing because the stars are pretty and who goes stargazing in the hopes that they catch an alien: Kenma got Hinata into alien movies and documentaries and now they go to go search for UFOs and to go stargazing. Hinata usually falls asleep on Kenma's shoulder when they search for aliens and occasionally ends up falling asleep when they go stargazing. (Kenma usually lets Hinata nap for thirty minutes before waking him up and saying it's time to go.)

Who likes licorice and who would never touch it in their life: They both love licorice. Hinata buys the ones that come in big packs and Kenma buy the small ones that come in little packages. (Hinata has tried to do the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp with the licorice. It hasn't worked yet, but third time's a charm.)

Who was really into dinosaurs when they were a kid and who was really into Ancient Greece when they were a kid: Kenma liked both. He had several dinosaur games on his DS, but he was also super into greek myth and liked the Percy Jackson books. (He was super excited when the Hades game came out and Hinata watched all of his streams about it.) Hinata was the dinosaur kid and has several dinosaur hoodies now courtesy of Kenma.

Who bursts into random dances throughout the day and who has two left feet: Hinata is the one who's constantly dancing and Kenma finds it super endearing. (He also sometimes dances with Hinata, though it's more swaying together than anything.)

Thank you for the ask! If you have any more ships then please send them! You can find the original post here!

[dinosaurtsukki]

haikyuu!! characters and their fave musicals

pretty much an hc’s for funsies type of thing. which characters are absolute nerds for musicals and which ones couldn’t care less? i know not everyone likes musicals but if this is your thing, feel free to read! 

Hinata: he’s one of those people who watched Shrek the Musical unironically and ended up getting really hooked on it but no way is he going to tell anyone

Kageyama: thinks that the Shrek trilogy are counted as movie musicals because ‘the characters sing and everything’. will fall asleep in a theatre so don’t bring him you’ll be disappointed

Tsukishima: loves Avenue Q and The Producers because the humor is right up his alley. also has tASTE and his fave is probs something like Hadestown because it is the best musical. loves to break down the lyrics and listens to an album non-stop when he’s obsessed

Yamaguchi: he tried to watch Grease but ended up throwing popcorn at the tv-screen because of the blatant sexism. yams is not About That. gets his recommendations from Tsukki and has never looked back

Tanaka: likes anything with awesome choreography and really cool special-effects like Hamilton or Be More Chill. when you ask him about the story though he’s like ???

Noya: doesn’t get the concept of musicals. ‘she’s singing about the guy but he’s right there??? doesn’t he hear everything????’ ‘WHY ARE THEY SINGING JUST FIGHT ALREADY’

Ennoshita: also has Taste. watches pretty much anything and loves to keep track of new productions and new casting. if you ask him about his favorite musical he’ll probably specifically mention the cast and where it was performed

Asahi: y’all are gonna hate me y’all are gonna hate me but JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR haha jk. one hundred percent a Dear Evan Hansen kinda guy because he relates to the main guy’s personality. has waving through a window on repeat

Sugawara: LOVES the classics: Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Miss Saigon. knows every song and movement by heart. sings them everywhere. would not listen to anything else. also Moulin Rouge because he’s one Classy Bitch

Daichi: appreciates any good musical recommended to him but the kind of person who presses ‘shuffle’ when listening to the recording and all the fans around him die inside. does this more than once just for that reaction

Kiyoko: loves anything with awesome female roles, particularly Legally Blonde and Six the Musical. raises an eyebrow at you if you say you like Grease and you land on her list of people she would barely talk to

 Yachi: practically raised on disney movie musicals. loves to watch and re-watch videos from Broadway Princess Party a lot. is basically a disney princess herself and loves to put some songs on when she cleans the house. 

Kuroo: one of those people who got really into Hamilton back in the day. would sing the vocals, the back-up vocals, the chorus parts, and hum the intros. says he’s a musical fan but that’s the only one he’s watched/listened to.

Kenma: someone recommended Be More Chill to him (probably tsukki) and he ended up actually liking it. once in a while you’ll hear him humming ‘christiiiiIIiine’ under his breath. likes to listen to michael in the bathroom at 2 am

Yaku:  hates musicals ever since Nekoma had a movie night and then decided to watch Lion King and lev dead-ass lifted him up over his head like what rafiki did to simba in That Scene. 

Lev: another one who likes disney musicals but like, the basic ones (frozen, tangled, beauty and the beast). mostly because they’re his sister’s favorites tho. has more than once did the whole ‘do you want to build a snowman’ thing with alisa and probably his teammates

Oikawa: thinks that liking Heathers makes him edgy it doesn’t. practically paid hanamaki and matsukawa to sing Candy Store with him and using iwa as veronica. absolutely vibes to the Mean Girls musical

Iwaizumi: a hard High School Musical stan, now and forever. thinks that Ryan and Chad are definitely gay. one time oikawa was giving them a pep talk and said ‘what team?’ and iwa yelled ‘WILDCATS’ and then everybody looked at him because they KNEW they KNEW HE NEVER GOT OVER THAT PHASE-- 

Matsukawa: Cats. The Movie.* wrote a long-ass thread on twitter about why the female cats should be given six boob and tagged Tom Hooper. was blocked.

Hanamaki: *see above. probably had his sexual awakening when he saw Idris Elba as a sexy cat. there’s nothing gendered about a sexy cat

Kyoutani: likes the leather jacket aesthetic in Grease. looked up the lyrics to ‘Greased Lightning’ once and shut off his laptop when he saw the innuendos. may have tried to replicate the choreography at one point but fell off a table

Yahaba: a romantic at heart. has a copy of the West Side Story DvD and loves to sing ‘Maria’ and ‘One Hand, One Heart.’ he and Oikawa love to duet ‘I Feel Pretty.’ also tried to copy the choreography and sUCCEEDED

Ushijima: you’ve taken him to see an array of musicals, from the much-loved classics to the inventive modern musicals. every time, you glance at him hoping for any reaction. he always leaves the theater saying ‘it was good.’ only one musical has managed to make him crack a smile: The Muppets (the movie ver.)

Tendou: another boy with Quality Taste. is a hardcore stan of any musical by Team Starkid (also loves that they’re all on Youtube). makes so many references to them but nobody else understands. will yell ‘TIGERFUCKER TIGERFUCKER’ out of the blue

Shirabu: thinks that La La Land is Peak Taste. got angry when tendou showed him a video of ryan gosling scenes in the movie but it’s all replaced by barry, the bee from Bee Movie. now La La Land is ruined because he keeps on remembering ‘you like jazz?’ in barry’s voice 

Semi: tells you that he just doesn’t watch musicals but he secretly had such a Les Miz phase. writes enjolras x reader fanfics and his longest one was 200k words. if he hears anything that vaguely sounds like ‘do you hear the people sing’, a tear will fall out of the corner of his eye

Goshiki: was looking for slime tutorials one and stumbled on ‘not hamilton just a 2 hr slime tutorial’ y’all kno what i’m talking about and watched the whole thing. was disappointed that there weren’t any slimes but is now into hamilton

Akaashi: knows and understands the peak performance quality and biblical philosophy of Jesus Christ Superstar. doesn’t tell anyone about it though because they all assume its all church music. ‘it’s not’, he sobs. ‘it’s more.’

Bokuto: akaashi recommended Jesus Christ Superstar to him and he watched it, thinking that he’d see jesus playing an electric guitar. he was very disappointed and sulked about it for a week. LOVES disney musicals though

Atsumu: was one of those kids who would look up the Harry Potter Puppet Pals videos on youtube and stumbled in to A Very Potter Musical. ever since jk rowling’s snake side came out he began accepting that fan musical as canon. likes to piss rowling off by posting screenshots of the musical and saying its from the movie

Osamu: the Disney fan but with Quality Taste. loves Hunchback of Notre Dame, Princess and the Frog, Prince of Egypt, and Anastasia (the last two aren’t disney but animated musicals). cries at the sound of Phil Collins’ sultry voice. 

Kita: is in love with Phantom of the Opera because his grandmother loves listening to it. he’d sing THE ENTIRE SOUNDTRACK pretty much every day until his teammates catch him singing in the locker rooms while they were changing AND NAILING ALL OF CHRISTINE’S HIGH NOTES LIKE ITS NOTHING

Terushima: doesn’t like musicals so his friend recommended that he watch The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals by Team Starkid because of the crackhead humor. watched Robert Manion perform and ending up going on google and searching ‘does watching men move their hips real nice make me bi?’

Koganegawa:  y’all are gonna be surprised but this one’s a hardcore Wicked fan. has watched all of the different castings of it. he loves to imitate Elphaba’s iconic ‘FIEEEEROOOOOOO’ line in the showers and records it, just to see if he’s close to how it sounds onstage. has Idina Menzel’s autograph

Futakuchi: bitch does nothing but roast everyone else’s musical tastes. hamilton? ‘wow, mainstream much?’ dear evan hansen? ‘psshh, basic.’ be more chill? ‘think you’re edgy or something?’ the greatest show? ‘what are you? five?’ his favorite musical is actually Cats

[efyra]

EEEK I WAS SO EXCITED TO JOIN UR CELEBRATION i knew it wouldnt be long til u post it🦋

can i get 🌷 im a female she/her, ravenclaw, im easily bored n a perfectionist idk if being easily bored is a personality or not lol facts abt me: im using a baby towel as my towel, im using a baby lotion, i love to collect anything that has simba from the lion king in it bcs my fav animal is lion n my fav movie is the lion king n i like to bake😋 ship me w whoever give me the wildcard!

i wrote 4 facts hshdhshs but i hope thats okay congratulations again my love😘

my sweet naila 🥺 thank you, my popcorn 🍿i really hope you like it!

✨ 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ✨

and because i know you, i ship you with...

draco malfoy

Hakuna Matata?

note: just an alternate universe where draco doesn’t become a death eater

On a spring afternoon, Draco told you:

"You're wrong, you know?"

Your eyebrow arched. "Why do you say that?"

"Because it's true" he chuckled.

"Draco" you turn your body so you can face your Slytherin boyfriend "I'm sure we spoke for the first time in Hogsmeade."

"You're wrong" he repeated, still with a presumptuous and funny tone.

You huffed. "So, will you tell me when we first spoke?"

"Professor Slughorn had just passed us an assignment on Everlasting Elixirs..." Draco smothered a laugh when he saw your eyes widen.

"Oh no..."

"Oh yes"

And in fact, Draco was right.

The first time you spoke was after a Potions class during your sixth year. You had stayed in the classroom to ask some questions to Professor Slughorn about the assignment you were supposed to do, and for this reason, you were late for your next class.

You ran down the corridors to get to the Charms classroom, but you always were a little clumsy and stumbled on your own feet. For your luck - very lucky - you find something to hold on to: the platinum blond boy's robes in front of you.

Draco is pulled back when he feels something grabbing on his Slytherin robe. "Hey, be more careful" he said angry and when he turned to find out who had dared to do such a thing, he sees you and, for a moment, he is lacking of words.

The Slytherin boy kinda knows you.

"The Ravenclaw girl that smells like baby lotion and vanilla. What is her name...?"

But he didn’t have time to ask you anything because the second you two run into each other, you start saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." and quickly pick up your stuff that fell to the ground before running back to your next class.

He realized that you missed your quill. Unwittingly, Draco opened a smile and picked up the object, keeping it in his pocket.

"You stole my quill!" you exclaimed, pointing a finger in the direction of your boyfriend. "I've been looking for it for days!"

"In my defense, I wanted to give it back to you," Draco explains, "but you always ran away from me.

Once again, he was right: you, in fact, tried your best to avoid any contact with Slytherin boy; this was because you were aware of his arrogant fame and didn't want to hear any unpleasant words, but this never happened.

"Here" Draco extends to you the quill.

A surprised look appears on your face when you take the familiar object in your hands. "Have you kept it all this time?" you ask with curiosity.

He shrugs. "I was waiting for an opportunity to give it back to you, but..."

"But?" you insist.

"We met at Three Broomsticks... so I decided to keep it to myself."

Months after that first "conversation", you and Draco met again.

You were entering the pub at the same instant he was leaving; and for the second time, you bumped into each other.

"Can you tell me if this will become an annoying habit?" the blond asked in irritation.

But you ignored him completely, your neck rising up and looking around the place, searching for something; apparently your friends hadn't finished their shopping at Honeydukes yet.

Draco snapped his fingers in front of you, catching your attention - hating to be ignored.

"Ah" you gasped, remembering the Slytherin boy’s presence "I'm sorry, I thought I was late and...".

"Is that why you're still wearing a towel?" he questioned amusingly, pointing towards your neck.

To your horror, you still carried your Lion King towel over your shoulders and thought you would regret for all eternity to embarrass yourself in front of Draco freaking Malfoy, but fate had a funny way of executing its plans.

"But what's this weird thing?" was the question that started your relationship with Draco.

The second time you talked was much longer than the first; you sat at a table at Three Broomsticks and drank butterbeer while you told Slytherin boy the story of Simba.

Draco hadn't found the story super interesting, but he had definitely loved being able to feel your baby lotion and vanilla perfume more. He had loved to hear the sound of your voice. He hadn't been able to take his eyes off you while you made exaggerated gestures with your hands trying to describe scenes from the children's movie - he thought you looked beautiful, very beautiful.

You said goodbye to each other when your friends showed up next to your table holding Honeydukes' bags. And you thought you would never talk to Draco Malfoy again, but you were wrong, because, that night, he went to sleep thinking about you.

The third time you talked was the next day when Draco kicked out your partner from Potions to sit next to you. Professor Slughorn couldn't care less about the exchange of partners and gave you an assignment to do in pairs.

As you continued talking with him, you realized that the blond Slytherin boy might not be so unpleasant.

The first time your heart beat faster when you were in Draco's presence was when he held your hand when you were about to add an ingredient to the potion you should prepare together.

"Silly girl" he had said with a smile "you have to prick it first.

Then, one afternoon you were in Hogwarts library, researching in several books what you could include in the Potions report that you should write in pairs. 

"We should put this" Draco pointed to a line on the book's page.

It took you a few seconds to read what was written and you shook your head. "No, no."

"Why not?" The blond frowned.

"Because it's too obvious!" you huffed. "I bet everyone will write the same thing."

"Maybe because it's right?" he said almost incredulous.

"Writing something right, but still different is what will make us stand out," you winked. 

And it was on that day that Draco Malfoy realized that he might be in love with you.

Your first kiss was a few days before the end of the school year, after a hard exams period, you were sharing a couch on Slytherin's common room and a chocolate frog.

"I got dirty?" you asked after licking the chocolate leftovers from your fingers, turning to Draco. Unconsciously, you tilted your head to the side and your lips curved up in a little smile - at that moment, Draco thought you had never looked so cute, but at the same time, so irresistible.

Without answering your question, he brought his face close to yours, connecting your lips in a sweet kiss.

You and Draco were together, but you were not dating.

During the summer, you exchanged letters almost every day. You had gotten used to Draco's presence, it was weird not being with him.

When September arrived again, you didn't waste any time and got in the train, looking for the platinum blond who occupied your thoughts the whole time, but it was him who found you.

You two shared a cabin - and nobody dared to join you.

"Ah" you extended a bag that you were carrying in Draco's direction "this is for you".

The Slytherin boy looked at you surprised - and a little terrified.

"Is that a gift? I didn't even buy her a gift... did I have to buy a gift? Will she be upset? What if she...", but his thoughts were interrupted when you said, "It's just some cookies. I promise it's not poison or anything" with a playful smile on your face.

Draco didn't know you could bake, but he was pleasantly surprised to find out - especially since your cookie was delicious.

And that was the day he was sure that he fell in love with you.

He asked you to be his girlfriend on a Christmas morning in Hogwarts right after giving you a nice necklace as a gift.

And since then, you had brought Draco a joy he had never felt before - and which he never thought he could feel.

Your favorite pastime was to go to Three Broomsticks and drink butterbeer together while you talked about the most diverse subjects.

And Draco still loved to hear you talking about Lion King.

That same spring afternoon, you and Draco were in Slytherin's common room; he was sitting on an armchair and you were on his lap.

"You know, I still think you should watch Lion King with me," you say, your fingers brushing through your boyfriend's platinum blond wires.

"I rather hearing you telling the story to me" Draco answers with a smile, giving a kiss in the corner of your mouth. "Besides, we need to finish that Potions assignment."

"Oh no, let's stay like this a little bit longer."

"But that's for two days from now."

"Hakuna Matata, Draco. Hakuna Matata."

"Hakuna Matata?"

[glass-rose-paperweight]

The Season 10, Episode 5 "Fan Fiction" Criticism No One Asked For

I would like to start out by saying that I did genuinely enjoy this episode. However, to anyone with any knowledge of how musical theater works, it is painfully obvious that the writer of this episode doesn't understand how musical theater works. Which I can't necessarily fault someone for, as not everyone has studied musical theater, but I really feel like if you're going to write a musical theater episode, you should understand how musical theater works, at least the very basics (though, it turns out that you can not understand how musical theater works at all and still be picked to direct multi-million dollar movies, see Les Mis and Cats)

Actual analysis/criticism starts below the cut

First of all, the writer of the play appears to have tried to fit about 5 seasons worth of content AND a new ending into a 2 act play. Forget bad, that’s just impossible (also, 2 acts??? What kind of psycho does 2 acts?)

For another thing, for a high school play, it has a pretty high production value (and, I gotta admit, my 5-years-in-theater-classes-ass is very jealous). For something that’s just a school play (a relatively small school judging by the size of the auditorium and the fact that it’s a private school) that isn’t for a competition, it has a higher production value than it likely would. Though, my experience is with public schools, not private schools, so maybe a prep school would be willing to drop that kind of money for a student-produced show.

Now, for the actual musical theater aspects of it. First of all, we need to establish some basics of musical theater. If you don't want to read about it or if you already have this knowledge, you can scroll down to the bolded part.

Songs within musical theater serve a purpose, and there tends to be a basic formula. You have an opening number to establish the world, the relevant characters, relevant backstory, and to set up the rest of the story (Think "Circle of Life" in Lion King). You'll have songs introducing characters that don't show up until later in the story (Think "Trust in Me" from The Jungle Book). The protagonist usually gets an "I want" song, where they basically monologue to the audience about what it is they want and how that relates to the story set up in the opening number (Think of Belle's song in Beauty and the Beast where she's singing about how she wants more than this provincial life, or Ariel singing "Part of Your World" in The Little Mermaid about how she wants to be where the humans are; there's actually a ton of examples I could give here). Sometimes you might have an "I am" song where the character sings about what they are feeling in the moment/what's going on in that moment and how that is relevant (Think "Speechless" from the live-action Aladin remake). If there is a primary villain of the story, they will usually get a song (Think "Friends on the Other Side" from The Princess and The Frog). If romance is a relevant part of the story, there will be a love song (Think "At Last I See The Light" from Tangled). I used Disney movies as examples because that is what I am most familiar with and because Disney musicals are a direct evolution of Broadway musicals, so you can put Broadway musicals into this formula, too. You'll find some exceptions to this rule (the above-linked Cats video talks about how the purpose of Cats as a musical is to break that typical formula, and how the director not understanding this principle is one reason why the movie flopped so badly), but, for the most part, musicals tend to be able to fit into this formula pretty well. There is also a general rule of thumb for musicals: "when a character is too emotional to speak, they sing; when they are too emotional to sing, they dance." Songs will often come at emotional climaxes in the play. Sometimes a song will be reprised for that emotional intensity (Think "For the First Time in Forever" reprise in Frozen).

The music in a musical play serves a tonal purpose, it serves a plot purpose, and it serves to establish the characters. The point is, all the songs in a musical need to serve a purpose.

And that is where this episode goes wrong.

I am going to be going through each of the 4 songs we are shown in descending order of how good they actually were.

1. The opening song was perfect, 10/10, and I mean that completely unironically. Besides being a genuinely catchy song, it serves its purpose perfectly. It establishes the relevant characters (minus Cas), it establishes relevant backstory, and it establishes the world in which the play takes place (one in which monsters exist and Sam and Dean are hunters). This does everything an opening number is supposed to do.

2. The Single Man Tear song - 7/10. Maybe 8/10 if I'm feeling generous. The song itself sounds like an emotional climax song, likely fitting into the "I am" category, maybe an "I want" song, but those tend to be bigger songs about bigger goals that the protagonist is striving for. It's Sam singing about how Dean represses his emotions and how he wishes Dean wouldn't do that. The problem with this song is that we the viewers are given very little context for the song. The song starts with chanting in Latin, making it sound like it's just going to be a song about exorcising a demon, and that is what is going on while Sam sings. If a significant event happened just before then that Dean refused to address in his typical Dean fashion, this song would make sense, but the audience of the episode (unlike the audience of the play) doesn't have that context, so I have to dock points.

3. The cover of Carry on My Wayward Son - 4/10. Even though in the episode, it is stated to be a cover, it is sung like a reprise. The problem is, this song has no relevance to the audience of the play. It was included for the audience of the episode. If you were sitting in the auditorium watching this play, especially if this is the first time you are hearing this song in the play, it is not going to have any relevance to you. There is no emotion attached. Ideally, the song should have been played at a high intensity (not necessarily high emotional) moment of the play, like maybe a fight scene. Not ideal for a reprise, but at least then there would be something for the audience to connect the song to, something to give it meaning.

4. The song where Cas is singing under the lamp posts - 0/10, seriously considering giving it a negative score. I hate this song. It serves no purpose. It doesn’t happen at an emotional or intense moment. It reveals nothing relevant about Cas or Dean or their relationship with each other. It is literally just Cas singing under some street lamps. Hate it. Get rid of it. A song should serve a purpose, and it shouldn't interrupt the flow of the play. If the play feels like it is grinding to a halt for a certain song to be sung and then resumes when the song is over, that song needs to be removed. This song needs to be removed pronto.

You know what would have been a perfect opportunity for a Cas solo? When he’s barging into the barn in Lazarus rising. You’ve got a high-intensity moment and a new, relevant character that didn’t get introduced in the opening number. That would have been the perfect chance for Cas to burst into song. Not to mention opportunity for subtext! Talk about 10/10.

Despite the total failure of the musical theater aspect of this episode, it is still a good one. Unfortunately, my background in theater and my binging of the channel from which I linked videos meant I spent the entire episode thinking about how good the play would have been on its own. Some leeway can be given to it since the audience of the episode is shown so little of the actual play. It's why I didn't go into anything about the plot. However, the songs can be evaluated, and, all in all, it really just doesn't pass.

[helsaguy]

This is getting annoying, Frozen 2 is not a bad movie, it’s actually good, how dare you to insult a very hard work of this sequel, you have to respect the opinion of Anna being the queen, not hating their parents and I’m sure there will be a tv show when Hans does get redem, please stop the negative against Frozen 2

I’d say this has gotten annoying a very long time ago.

Excuse me but I had to laugh a little upon reading “it’s actually good”. I laughed just a little bit, Dani. I didn’t laugh at you, I laughed at such statement.

How dare I? What hard work are you talking about? The only ones I can imagine must have worked hard on this awful sequel are the animators. And I don't think I ever said anything negative about them. Its animation may be the only improvement I see in F2, but not even that justifies this atrocity as being “an actually good” movie. About the directors, producers, and writers I'm going to complain all I want and feel like to because they did a sh*tty job and I have to let my anger out. This is my blog and I can do that if and when I want to.

You like this movie, obviously. And I'm not saying anything negative about you for liking a movie I find incredibly insulting. I respect that you and others like this thing and I'm not going to those people's blogs and write to them "Hey! Stop liking this film because I think it's a bad film!" Also, if you find my complains annoying; which I have every right to express in MY blog; I think you have three options:

If you're following this blog, you are more than welcome to unfollow it. Because if I feel like venting my anger against Frozen 2 and/or its directors in posts in here, I will.

Block this blog if you consider it necessary to your peace of mind.

All of the above.

I assure you I'll understand and I won't be offended or sad, or anything. Come on.

Hmm... I don’t think I have to respect anything that comes from the very same people that had treated their own franchise and its characters like garbage. Yes, I hate the treatment of my favorite characters. But in general they made fools and idiots out of every character in the sequel. They also came up with the worst stories and plot points I have ever seen in a Disney sequel. And what I hate the most is how much this sequel treats what its predecessor established as if it doesn't matter at all. I mean, the way they did it was so blatantly stupid (I'm so mad thinking about it that I can't think of a better word) A clear demonstration of how “intelligent” Disney thinks its audience is. I can totally confirm I enjoy Pocahontas 2 and The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 more than this F2. And I think you and I both know the majority of the Disney fandom isn’t that fond of the sequels I just mentioned XD Although I didn’t enjoy F2 at all to begin with. So I don’t know if my example even counts.

I don’t care much if Anna is queen or not. I still think it is a very bad set plot idea that, again, came out of nowhere. But if that gets Elsa out of a kingdom full of hypocrites, I can deal with that I guess. As for the parents? This is where I stand firm in my conviction that those two are the worst characters I’ve ever suffered in a Disney movie, EVER. I never hated Disney characters in my life. Any Disney character. Until I met Elsa and Anna’s parents. I hate the trolls too, but because of what they tried to do in F2 with those two, oh boy. I can’t tell you how much I hate those characters. Nothing you or anyone says will ever change my mind about that. And I don’t know why I’m going to write this next part, but here goes:

The other day I saw a post, it was a gif set of Disney girls with their fathers. It was really nice and cute, I was smiling at it as I saw all the girls happily with their dads. Ariel getting the flower on Triton’s hair, Belle encouraging Maurice to not give up on his invention, Tiana as a child happy with her dad, all very nice pictures that put a smile on my face. Moana was there too navigating with her father. And then I saw a gif of little Elsa and Anna getting to bed while their father told them a story; or I don’t know what the hell was he actually doing in that scene. But oh my God the disgust in my face was unbelievable, you won’t believe it. My first thought was “What is this gif doing here?!” I was going to reblog that gif set till I saw that one. So I just didn’t think it twice and kept scrolling.

“I’m sure there will be a tv show when Hans does get redem,” What, Dani? Again with commentary that wants to make me laugh? I used to be a dreamer and think one day Lee and Buck would treat Hans with respect. I had the wonderful hope that Disney would redeem Hans IN A WELL WRITTEN SEQUEL. I waited patiently 7 years. I gave the directors the benefit of the doubt when I still thought Frozen was the best Disney animated musical since The Lion King. I trusted in Santino Fontana’s words that the writers contacted him because they wanted to bring him back in Frozen 2 and redeem him. I thought it would be nice a Frozen animated series telling exciting adventures, showing family moments, and giving Hans his much deserved story of atonement and redemption. And what happened in the end? What the actual f*ck happened after all these years? Do you want to tell me? Or do I have to explain it for the one hundred times in this blog?

Dani. You are a sweet, and lovely, and nice girl. I had the pleasure of meeting you all those years ago when Frozen was new, and fresh, and exciting. So much I think you are such a nice person that you are one of the few I ever draw something for them. And I hope your dreams will come true. I hope you get to work hard to make them all happen to you (is that from the lyrics of I’m Almost There in Princess and the Frog? O_o Whatever, it's a great song) But please. Please. Don’t come to ME saying “I’m sure there will be a tv show when Hans does get redem,” Because like many memes say: I’M TOO OLD FOR THAT SH*T.

Disney was the company that made me believe dreams come true. The company and one of the things that kept my inner kid alive, happy, joyful, hopeful. And Disney is the same company that took all of that inside of me and tosses it aside. Every time I wrote in posts that what has happened in 2019 killed a part of me. I was not lying or exaggerating. I was happy before 2019. Or as happy as I could be. I had dreams and hopes. I have none of that anymore. So if you still have something that makes you happy, take it with you and live it however you can. Because others won’t care. That’s what Disney has left me with.

[swordmaid]

headcanons for ur jb batb au?

sorry I replied to this late!

• i see it as a blend of the original tale and the disney version. original as in brienne became his prisoner because selwyn took his roses and none of her siblings (they’re alive in this au) wanted to offer themselves but brienne thought it would be the honorable thing to do so she goes instead. brienne dreams of the prince (jaime’s human form) who tells her to look past appearances, etc. but instead of the original, beast doesn’t offer his hand of marriage to her, only treats her as a guest/prisoner. she tries to escape because of his temper/he saves her and they have that dance scene like in the film bc that’s so important lol. ending is the same as the original that she found out selwyn is sickly, beast tells her she’s free to go but she has to come back in under 3 months (I think??). her siblings tells her that she shouldn’t, but she knows that she has to go back to him so she does but she was one day late. anyway, she sees him collapsed in the rose garden, she regrets it, mourns for him, declaration of love etc. he turns back human then they get married the end lol

• beast!jaime calls brienne ‘beauty’ mockingly. brienne in turn, calls him ‘beast’. however, beast!jaime’s nickname for her turns from mocking to sincere as time passes by and he sees how beautiful she really is. brienne still calls him beast though because she doesn’t know his real name and he can’t tell her because of his curse (she has to find that out herself which she does when she snoops around ala like the film)

• beast!jaime is very much used to being taller than brienne. however when he turns back human he finds out he doesn’t mind looking up at her

• unlike the film, casterly rock is almost empty. the servants are always hiding because they’re frightened of the beast, but they’re bound to stay and serve because of the curse. when brienne arrives, they start coming out of the shadows one by one since she brings life back to the rock so to speak

• essentially, the whole rock has been cursed to a lifetime of unhappiness and jaime was cursed to live his days as a monster. im thinking either maggy the frog OR lady stoneheart was the one who cursed them

• his family in king’s landing ignores his existence. the other lannisters try to siege and reclaim the rock from him but all their attempts was thwarted because of the curse.

• the rock is surrounded by overgrown rose bushes that has sharper thorns than the normal rose and the flowers look too bright and too beautiful. once again, meant to show that appearances are deceiving, etc. the roses are not meant to be removed as well—similar to the film—they’re kind of like Jaime’s life line/heart or something. when selwyn tries to pluck one, an unbearable pain courses through beast!jaime and that’s how he found out what selwyn tried to do etc.

• when brienne was trying to escape the rock, she got caught in the bramble of thorns. when she was stuck there, creatures like snakes, mountain lions, etc. started appearing from the shadows. and because again, jaime has that link with the roses, he’s able to find out where she is and rescue her (rescuing her from his heart bc he sees himself as a monster !!!! ARGH)

• when brienne was gonna leave to go back to selwyn, jaime gave her a singular red rose as a reminder of him. the roses ARE his heart, and giving that part of himself DID hurt him but her leaving him hurts him even more

• and when brienne returns to the rock, he sees him collapsed near a rose bush with the petals wilted beside him. she rushes to him, etc etc declarations of love then he turns human bc of her love !!

• the curse is essentially same as the film where only love can save them because the rock is a cold and cruel place where love cannot thrive. (for who can ever learn to love a beast?)

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Non-sequitura Disney in-depth analysis (after making a tier list)

Warning: SUPER longform. If you don’t know a movie well, you should skip the summary. I tried to be light on spoilers, but they’re there.

I went chronologically from favorite to least favorite. So S tier is, in order from fave to least fave, The Incredibles, WALL-E, then Zootopia.

S tier (Something I consider high quality AND a movie I greatly enjoy. I would love more Disney movies be like this.)

The Incredibles - one of my favorite movies of all time, possibly THE favorite. Rockin social commentary, epic action scenes, memorable characters, not a minute of screentime wasted, great take on the Fantastic Four, hilarious parts for both adults and children, an interesting villain, etc. 

WALL-E - I love how social commentary was done here. Also skies above, what a beautiful love story. Really blazed a trail in non-verbal storytelling (especially given it was an animated kids film!) Robot animations are particularly delightful. 

Zootopia - another social message delivered excellently and entertainingly. I love Judy and her persistence, I love the expressiveness of the faces and the epic city setting. I love Judy and Nick's banter. This movie deserves to be remembered longer than it has been so far. Admittedly, not one of my fave villains, which makes it my least favorite of the Ss. 

A tier (either super high quality or something I greatly enjoy and deem of at least reasonably good quality)

Mulan - this movie did everything right. Truly feminist protagonist, an icon for strong Asian women, fairly culturally accurate (tho Mushu confuses me), GORGEOUS and iconic music. Lets a relatively natural romance develop. I frickin love the action scenes, I love the emporer. Sadly, this movie just didn't lodge its way in my heart as well as Pixar did. Pixar just has some magic, yo. 

Cinderella - my gosh what an underrated protagonist. Her family straight-up abuses her and she never loses sight of her goals for a better life. Iconic visuals helped bring Disney out of bankruptcy. A gorgeous alto singing voice. 

Wreck-it Ralph - alright alright ppl don’t crucify me for this. I honestly can’t think of much wrong with this movie. Vanellope and Ralph’s vitriolic best buds relationship is adorable, her forgiveness of him is heartwarming and (relatively) deserved, rockin’ Owl City song, epic visuals that mix together bc of all the different games. ALSO ONE OF THE BEST DISNEY VILLAINS NO CAP. One of the only twist villains I like. And we stan the romantic pairing. 

Tangled - I’ve talked about this a lot, but Rapunzel deserved the whole world after what she’s gone through. That being said, Gothel is not some shallow monster she needs to escape from, but an intelligent, well-defined monster with backstory. I could totally see this story happening if the world of Tangled existed. Epic love story, hilarious dialogue. Music is… good but much of it is less memorable to me. Visuals are good but not quite at the level/creativity of many other disney films. 

The Lion King - they really put Hamlet in Africa and pulled it off lol. But in all seriousness, no one took the premise of this film seriously at the time and it became sooo iconic. I love Scar and his eventual downfall, I love how Simba grows emotionally, I love the sad moments that don’t overpower the overall feeling of light goofiness. And music so memorable it was one of the first Disney musicals. 

Coco - not a super unique story premise. But an incredible culture to explore with such creativity and sensitivity. I love the themes of death not being the worst and music being so central to the story. Twist/twist villain was memorable and not expected. And yeah, it did make me cry, so props there. 

Ratatouille - the most recently watched of these films for me. This movie is soooo unique! Back when Pixar was truly super out there with their concepts. Super Parisian visuals and soundtrack. It somehow starts goofy (THE OLD LADY TRIES TO KILL REMY WITH A SHOTGUN WHILE WEARING A GAS MASK) but really drives home the message that you can truly do what you want regardless of who you are. Colette can get it. And the monologue by Ego at the end is one of my favorites in film. 

Frozen - Anna is one of my favorite Disney protagonists. She’s so resilient and loyal. Elsa ain’t bad either but she experiences… less character development. The film is a tad too pleased with its own self-awareness for my taste, but there’s no denying how iconic the music and visuals were. 

Inside Out - Alright, this movie hits home for me bc I tried to run away after moving. A super thoughtful, heartfelt depiction of (potentially depression? imo) with great moments of humor. Riley’s inner world is so creative and lovely. Also realistic depictions of Minnesota/California culture. 

Tarzan - Jane! is! smart! and! adorable! Her scientific curiosity makes her very endearing. it’s so cute to see her and Tarzan learn from each other. Also Tarzan’s “found mother” is epic. Solid score. Solid film all around. To quote Lily Orchard, “This film is what Pocahontas tried to be.” 

B tier (one of my favorites but has a few significant flaws that bring it down (or not quite as memorable to me, but consider good quality))

Peter Pan - Haven’t seen it in a hot sec, but I remember being super charmed by this as a kid. Just going out, having incredible adventures, and returning to a warm home at the end of the day. Tinker Bell is hilarious and beautifully drawn. Gets major negative points for the depiction of Native Americans tho. 

Big Hero 6 - I was super charmed by the protagonist, his family/friends, and the setting. The plot/villain’s motivations are a bit of a mess, though. 

Princess and the Frog - This movie has so much flavor to it! The visuals/music are lovely and unique. Tiana is incredible but it’s kinda annoying how EVERYONE keeps trying to shoehorn her into romance. The thing is, her goals are entirely reasonable. Focus on her restaurant, then look to settle down. But they’re like “nooo you’re ignoring the important things in life” smh. Also, epic villain, woohoo! The movie dragged significantly for me when they were in the bayou. Charlotte is delightful. 

Winnie the Pooh - don’t remember it super well, but I think it was charming and occasionally dark, which is an addictive concoction. 

The Little Mermaid - MAN ppl roast Ariel way more than she deserves. Visually, it was… fine. idk. This movie is good. I don’t have much else to say about it. 

Snow White - the one that started it all. Visually, super impressive. Musically, lovely. I find the romance a bit… off. Well, more than a bit. What is it with Disney and kissing sleeping people? 

Alice in Wonderland - a nerdy acid trip. Right up my alley! I also like films where ppl go on incredible adventures and return to the status quo, but THEY changed bc of it. Epic. SUUUUPER creative visual interpretation of Carroll’s book. Brave - gosh I loooove films where a parent and child learn to understand each other. Never got why ppl hated this movie so much. The Scottish flavor is present and fun. Merida made one mistake and made it up. The arrow scene is iconic. 

Cars - a fun ride! (hahaha puns.) We love seeing Paul Newman as a car. 

B-minus tier? (same as B, but problematic, or weaker story-wise.)

Hunchback - man… settings-wise, this film might be my favorite. I also love Esmeralda and Quasimodo as characters and as a duo (though the sexualized depiction of Romani ppl is not epic.) I also don’t find the discrimination against Esmeralda/Quasimodo jarring bc it matches the time period. Frollo is super interesting as a villain. The gargoyles are… def not necessary. Basically, this film doesn’t know what it’s doing with tone. 

Sleeping Beauty - Aurora was my favorite when I was younger because I thought she was the prettiest, and that still defines how i feel about this, basically. Visually lovely - everything is kind of elongated and gothic. Maleficent is spiteful and epic. I have no issue with the fluffier parts of the movie, like the music or the fairies. RIP for lack of consent being a plot point, though. 

Hercules - Megara is incredible. one of the only Disney “princesses” who acts like an adult and has cynicism as a major part of her personality. I love her and Herc’s progression where she learns to trust him (yes, he is genuinely that sincere, it’s not a front.) Muses are unique, whoever came up with them was high on something and I’m living for it. I just think the plot itself was somewhat unrealistic/ weirdly-paced. There are some memorable songs, some less-than-memorable songs. Art style is cool but I’m personally not a fan. EXTREMELY inaccurate depictions of the original Greek gods. 

C tier (entertaining, but I don't consider it a great movie)

Bolt - I watched this like 11 years ago. It was fun! A cool concept about those put on a pedestal learning their worth even without celebrity boosting them up. Animation was… fine I think. not super memorable to me. 

Frozen 2 - They really took any scrap of character development Elsa had in the first movie, threw it in the garbage and set it on fire. Anna deserved so much better. Songs are bombastic and impressive, have the occasional interesting lyric, but are really weirdly placed and none are quite as iconic as the first movie’s (except Aurora, she does great work here. Also the song Anna sings after she thinks Elsa died.) 

Not a big fan of the vaguely homeopathic theme. Not a big fan of Olaf’s WEIRD character development. Not a big fan of the suuuuuper awkward dialogue and the animations that imply not only that Kristoff is into his reindeer but that Elsa and Anna are into each other (if you’re questioning if they did that, yes, they did, I can find screenshots of some really weird expressions/moments. THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO PANDER TO YOUR WEIRD FANS, DISNEY.) 

The voice actors did great work, the animators did great work (look at the details on their clothes! Look at how Elsa’s posture changes to be more confident! look at how they're animated while they're singing!) Some weird costume/makeup choices that make Elsa look like an aging starlet, but she also has some gorgeous moments so eh. It’s a wash for me. 

They really did not know what to do with Kristoff this movie, huh. The only thing that happened to him was singing a cheesy 90s ballad and marrying Anna, both of which were admittedly epic. Also, the trolls got 0 appearances despite being literally psychic. Probably could have helped with a lot. I'm not a huge fan of lore/worldbuilding, and thee was a lot of it here. Overall neutral on it. 

Also a big theme in this movie I don’t love - **** TANGIBLE CONSEQUENCES TO OUR ACTIONS!!! The danger is Elsa’s death, the elements, colonialism, and Arendelle literally being destroyed. None of those end up playing out, so I was left at the end going “this film had literally no stakes.” 

Monsters U - same as above - entertaining at the time! Not super memorable. The ppl we were supposed to dislike kept switching. Doesn’t really match the canon of Monsters Inc (I thought they were supposed to have known each other since childhood so why did they meet in college?) 

Cars 3 - so apparently, everyone HATED this movie! Fun! I never watched Cars 2 (yes watched Cars 1 if you haven’t been paying attention to this list), but I didn’t think this movie was bad at all. Well-acted, some fun chase scenes, the scene where Lightning fails at driving in the simulation is genuinely hilarious, and some interesting perspectives on teachers getting the spotlight for their skills for once. 

Incredibles 2 - I liked this film at first, but then it was… just okay in retrospect. I love me some good family dynamics. The plot here makes not a lot of sense. THEY BUILT UP THE UNDERMINER FOR NOTHING AND THEN FORGOT ABOUT HIM. I was surprised by the villain swap, but it happened so last minute I never really understood their motivations even after they explained them. Tried to tackle waaaay too many messages. 

D tier (I didn't enjoy these or consider them mediocre)

Finding Dory - Maybe I should have put this higher? Like C tier at least. Ah well. Wasn’t a huge fan of the body/physical comedy (not my thing), but it was entertaining and awww finding family is heartwarming. 

Finding Nemo - I remember nothing about this movie. 

E tier (this film has significant problems)

Beauty and the Beast - *sigh*… I want to love this movie. The score is gorgeous. Visually, they could have made it more distinctly Rococo-era France but didn’t (why?) The voice actors did good work and I think Paige O’Hara is SUPER underrated here. 

The Beast is emotionally manipulative with an awful temper that (for MOST of the movie. He doesn’t change.) That’s the main reason this is in E tier. This movie shaped so many generations of people thinking they can change the behavior of someone who treats them badly through the power of love. But you can’t. She learns to “love” the beast under coercion. It’s not Stockholm syndrome - it’s a trashy romance novel. Big fan of Gaston as a villain. He’s an archetype ppl can recognize and it’s so satisfying to hate him.

F tier (I think this film actively harms the industry and would rather it not have been made. Both the one in E tier could be considered harmful to the industry, but I think they had significant enough artistic accomplishments to scrape above that. I'm also generally a fan of "lack of censorship bc it's better to teach what not to do.")

Pocahontas - this movie took real historical events and romanticized them AND sexualized one of the only Native princesses they’ve had. Boo. Nothing wrong with animation!Pocahontas as a character, it’s just people put her in a story that doesn’t represent history well at all (and these historical events, unlike those in say, 14th-century Germany, had super relevant effects on people alive today.) And they portrayed the Native Americans and colonial settlers as equally in the wrong. (though I like Governor Radcliffe as a potential villain and love the line “see how I glitter.” I can’t NOT laugh when I hear it.) Lovely music, though. Nice animation, but the colors are weirdly… muted? 

Bad Garbage (I don't wish this film had never been made, but I wish I never had to see it.)

Planes - this movie was ridiculous. I remember not much about it except that I kinda hated it and that it was super cheesy with tension one could see right through that immediately resolved itself via one twist or another. 

Haven’t seen tier: Recess, A Bug’s Life, A Goofy Movie, DuckTakes Movie, Lilo and Stitch, Pinocchio (actually i have seen this but I remember nothing about it), The Nightmare before Christmas, Toy Stories 1, 2, and 3, Up, 101 Dalmatians, The Great Mouse Detective, Cars 2, Moana, The Good Dinosaur, Pete’s Dragon, Fantasia, Peter Pan Return to Neverland, Fantasia 2000, The Black Cauldron (read the book, though!), Bambi (or I did and remember nothing about it), The Rescuersm, The Rescuers Down Under, Planes Fire and Rescue, Bambi 2, The Fox & the Found, Oliver and Company, Atlantis, Treasure Planet (I want to, though), Piglet’s Big Movie, The Jungle Book, the Emporer’s New Groove, The Jungle Book 2, Chicken Little, Brother Bear, The Three Caballeros, Pooh’s Heffalump Movie, Dumbo, The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, Aladdin (seen parts but never the whole thing), Strange Magic, The Sword in the Stone, James and the Giant Peach, Frankenweenie, Lady and the Tramp, Ralph Breaks the Internet, Doug’s 1st Movie, Monsters Inc. (want to, though), Meet the Robinsons, Dinosaur, The Aristocats, Robin Hood, The Tigger Movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, that pooh movie at the end without the title on it

-11/21/20

[otar3000]

Disney Queen Theory

So basically this theory starts with a small Easter Egg from The Lion King in the scene when Simba, Timon and Pumbaa were lying down in the Patric wondering what Stars are, when Timon says "Their Fireflies... that got stuck in that blue-ish black thing" referring to the sky

The Lion King 1994 Full Movie Part 14

but doesn't that remind you of something, The Princess and The Frog, Ray literally dies and then gets stuck in the blue-ish black thing. But like most theories it doesn't stop here, where Evangeline sits in the sky is the exact place that never is located so does that mean she created neverland- Well I don't think she did I believe she created a way to get there before that there was no way to get or from neverland. But continuing with the theory, In the Tinker Belle franchise there are different types of fairies, Tink is a Tinker, there is also Animal-talent, Art-talent, Autumn-talent, Baking-talent, Dust-talent, Fast-flying-talent, Frost-talent, Garden-talent, Glacier-talent, Healing- talent, Ice Talents, Light-talent, Mining-talent, Mundane-talents, Music-talent, Nature-talents, Pixie Dust Alchemy, Scout-talent, Snowflake-talent, Storm-talent, Storytelling-talent, Summoning-talent, Water-talent but there seems to be one missing, ever since we were little we all know Fairies need to be believed in to live so for something so important shouldn't there be something to help keep the belief alive, Call it what you will but I'm going to call it a Wishing Fairy, there job is to grant wishes and to keep people believing in fairies. Now this is my theory, After Evangeline died Ray spent years wishing, Eventually from all the wishing it turned Evangeline into a beautiful fairy, creating a portal to neverland and creating a new Talent, The wishing talent, years later she helped a young boy called Pinocchio and A girl called Wendy who wanted to get to a place where she would never grow old, and many more but as a conjuring theory but this can also be a single theory by itself but look at this clip

Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs The Evil Queen's Death

This is very unlikely- the chance of lightning striking right on top on Grimhilde (The Evil Queen) is very low and if you watched the big bolder it was already falling the opposite way and was this close to crushing the dwarfs, yet it doesn't it falls right on top of the Queen killing her. Evangeline, but how? Snow didn't wish for the Queen to be dead but she did wishes that all her dreams would come true, which she means finding her prince but what was stoping her from her happy ending- The Queen and Evangeline got rid of her by sending the Bolt of lightning to hit her, the rock that defined gravity

Defying Gravity - Wicked

And last but not least her prince coming to wake her up because seriously he is in the middle of a unknown forest that has to be pretty far away for no one to find them (Aside from the Queen but she had the mirror). Another one could also be Aurora (Sleeping Beauty), for years she wished she could find her prince just like Snow and magical out of nowhere this prince rocked up having the exact same dream as her, like how crazy is that unless Evangeline helped her and him. Same with Beauty and The beasts, Belle sung a whole song about how she watched to leave her town and explore the world and a few hours later her dream comes true. Lilo wishes for her to get a friend and Stitch rocks up. Cinderella wishes to go to the ball. Hercules wishes to Find his place in the world and he meets Meg and finds out he is a demigod. Rapunzel wishing to get out of her castle and Flynn showers up. Tiana wishing for her restaurant and a second later literally Naveen shows up, this even goes down to Muma Ody she could ether be Evangeline in disguise or another Wishing Fairy.