#would love for qimir to be a canonically Terrible haggler
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septemberlikeastorm · 4 months ago
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qimir/the stranger writing his will & saying each word aloud like A Teen Girl In A 90's Movie Writing In Her Diary because as we all know that is who he is at his core
qimir: to osha i leave all my worldly belongings, including but not limited to my spaceship, my helmet, the deed to my cave
qimir: the $576,743 debt i still owe on the cave
qimir: & of course my trusty crockpot
plagueis bursting in like the kool-aid man: you said I could have the crockpot, you absolutely fucking slut
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