#worst villain ever

[kakushino]

I saw a reel that reminded me of that motherfucker Shou Tucker and I am filled with rage and hatred yet again

[anotherfanaccount]

I'm already pissed off today and I already saw in snippets what goes on in qot so not watching that until Friday.

Fuck you Eun seong. Wait till I get my hands on you. I've a lot of rage rn.

[sapphicgoblinblog]

And the worst villain ever written award goes to...

Gabriel (Hawkmoth) Agreste! He's also won the worst father award.

[dr-chibbers]

If I were a villain, it’d go something like this:

“If you won’t talk, miss, I’m afraid it’s…. THE EEL PIT!”

“No! Please, have mercy on me!”

(Imagines it’s a pit filled with lampreys and sharp toothed eels that’ll very slowly drain them and tear them limb from limb in horrible painful ways)

(Lowers them via chain into…. An ankle deep pool where little fish and some moderately sized eels come and nibble the dead skin off their feet and legs) (it tickles and they have a hard time keeping a straight face) “No, stop!!! Hahaha! This is… hahaha… actually kinda relaxing….”

“Will you talk NOW?”

“never! “

“To the rack, then! And heat…… THE STONES!”

“Please, have mercy on me!”

(They are placed on a device that indeed looks like a rack but with a large pressing element in the center) “now will you talk?!

“I’ll never betray my comrades!”

(The rack begins to stretch jussssstttt enough to pop some joints) “use… THE PRESS!”

(Press comes down and arch’s their back…. And crack their back into alignment) “Now… the HOT STONES!” (Many large and small smooth rocks that have been heated to about 110 degrees are placed on their back and allowed to do their thing) “Will you talk NOW?!”

The captive remains defiant “You can stab me with needles and lay curses upon me!” (Snaps fingers) “Very well… I’ve tried to be reasonable…. Ready the NEEDLE MAIDEN! “No No Wait… I’m reconsidering!” “Too late..” (binds them further and then into a human shaped sarcophagus and slowly closes the lid) (Light screaming is heard followed by an “oh❤️” ) “those needs are placed in SUCH A WAY THAT YOU’Ll never bleed out!”

“And now… my final torture before I send you back as EXAMPLE TO YOUR REBELLIOUS FRIENDS! …. A Curse!” (Blue Mystical Energy surrounds the person and goes into their body) “I curse you… WITH EXCELLENT HEALTH! You’ll never know the pain of chronic illness or acute illness! And you’ll almost inevitably live TO A RIPE OLD AGE!!”

“person still in the afterglow of the “Needle Maiden”) (weakly) “you monster…. I’m going to gather my companions and we’ll show you how we deal with fiends like you…”

“And lastly, I’m sending you off with this promise.. continue to rebel against my ruler ship and I’ll only make things even more Cruel and Unusual!”

(The Rebel flees into the woods. They’ll never forget what they endured at the hands of the evil Emperor Massuse)

[aaamike]

29 attempted murders? What a goddamn failure...

[areyoudoingthis]

galpalkirk replied to your post:nnow they’re gonna have to fight valentine and the...

don’t forget demon toast man

i don't know her

[hidinginthecabinetswithcereal]

Work Storytime: Shit Rope

Months ago I was doing rounds and cleaning the women's bathroom (cleaning everything and checking the trash). Well I opened the trash one day to see a long thick twisted, rope-like, bunched up toilet paper. So I opened the lid a bit more for the light to let me see it. Someone had literally took a long length of toilet paper and twisted it, wiped their poop ass with it and threw it in the trash. I found it again tonight, and I've found it countless times before. It must be a regular. But we still haven't nailed any suspects down. And I honestly wanna find them and just say in front of them to a coworker "someone's been wiping their butts after pooping and putting it in the trash." Perhaps they will get embarrassed and not do it anymore. But seriously, having to change the trash after you had already changed it because "Shit Rope" striked again, it sucks.

[queen-of-fallen-angels]

So basically, what Hawkmoth does is, sitting in his dark chamber 24/7 muttering “miraculous” under his breath, while waiting for some random child to go angry so he can send out his butterflies

[for-peace-war]

if you ever feel like your audience is [too stupid] to understand why your “villain” should really be considered more than what they see

then the issue is with you, as a writer/director, and not with the audience

[bohemian-marina]

Donald Trump is America's Dolores Umbridge.

[zamueltrash]

funny that even after the reveal almost every fan starts with a new theory 

[harrypotternerd394]

So basically

[staccatoandfriends]

OOC

So tired... sleep now... and I'm taking all of you with me.

The cuddling will last FOREVER!

[allyoucanwatchaddict]

"Don’t forget who taught you to fight kid."

Slade Wilson the biggest badass ever!! arrow 2.19

[metalshadowx]

http://youtu.be/nWiu_pCjpMg Found this clip immediately after this episode aired, play it every time this asshole appears and does something. You're welcome. (Also Robin, I think Franky was waiting for that moment long before you even knew the guy)