#worm friens

[mrsgurgle]

WOMR

I was tagged by @izzy-b-hands to make this picrew and.

Wörm

Now I invite @sunnibits @mrsgurgle @oatplant @eternalplutoniangoddess @trupowieszcz @fujimen to do the same ☺️😚

[sylenth-l]

2024 ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 🌟

[didderd]

dms wif milk be like

(@sans-guy)

[angeltism]

officially back from vacation btw :3 i slept so nicely last night zzz

[aloe-vera-7]

SPEAR BOMB!!!!

[goldenguillotines]

(ill also answer that ask meme whenni get off work in an hour or so)

[mt-lowercase-m-derogatory]

Was anybody going to tell me that the taxonomy of crustaceans as monophyletic is now known to be incorrect, and the true monophylum accurding to modern science is named PANCRUSTACEA and INCLUDES INSECTS???

In other words, CRABBY FRIENS AND INSECTS ARE MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO EACH OTHER than to Millipedes (and Centipedes, which count as Myriapoda)!!! In addition, Millipedes, "crustaceans", and Insects are all more closely related to each other than to the following:

Spiders, Scorpions, Mites, Ticks, Horseshoe Crabs, Sea Spiders (they're so weird and gorgeous luk at em), Eurypterids (Ark players know), Velvet Worms, Tardigrades

What the fuck (that's not an animal)

EDIT: I realized that none of that really explains the craziest thing. See, "monophyletic" means something that includes one ancestor species and all species descended from it. Crustaceans are only monophyletic if you include insects. That means...

That means there are groups crustaceans that are more closely related to insects than they are to anything else we call a crustacean

[mika-thexd]

Perrine headcanons!

They're the responsible one in the friend group and gets fed up of Kingsley because they keep eating inedible things like it's candy 🙄

Clementine helps them braid their hair 😝 OMG THAT'S SO CUTE THO like imagine them together in a flower field styling eachothers hair 🥺

THEY DEFF TAUGHT COLE HOW TO MAKE A FLOWER CROWN

like imagine cole walking in on them making a flower crown and asking if they could teach them how to make a flower crown too 😭❤

UGH THAT'S SO CUTE STOP

Okay so anyways 😝

They are a GREAT listener BET

Like they're prolly the one that helped cole confess to clemy romantically BUT that's a whole other can of worms I'm too tired to write so like 😋

Another one that ties them down to being a mom friend is that they bring food with them ANYWHERE because like I said Kingsley eats inedible things 😑

Like one time Perrine walked in on them eating a CRYSTAL 😧 so they were like "KINGSLEY WTF!??? 😨" and Kingsley was like "I was hungry and I thought this rock was yummy 😋" "KINGSLEY THAT'S A CRYSTAL 🤨😨"

That's so silly lmao

So anyways 😁

They're GREAT at cooking AND baking

Like imagine them cooking/baking for the frien group (we need to make a friend group name for them ASAP cause I cannot settle calling their little Quadro 'friend group')

They prolly found Perrine in a bakery baking smth before they accepted them in the frien group 😁

They like baking bread prolly because of how easy it is

Their love language is prolly quality time 😋

Like I don't know why but that love language suits them

THEY DEFFO LISTEN TO MARINA

idk why but I have a feeling that they'll listen to marina and like Kali uchis

They're GREAT at taking scenery photos, prolly not a portrait but them taking scenery photos? IMMACULATE

Like if Perrine lived in the modern era they will have a camera on their neck so whenever there is a good view they can just SNAP and take a picture of it

OMG WAIT LIKE IMAGINE A PHOTO JOURNALIST PERRINE

Wait no I'm getting ahead of myself 🖐stop

Their fav color is forest green

VERY SELFLESS

It's an Instinct for them to be selfless tho 😞 don't blame them

I dunno what to put next bcz I ran out of ideas 😭

𝘼/𝙣

This is my own headcanon! So if you disagree with something here don't be hateful and just state your opinion on it in the comments (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Thank you reading (≧∇≦)/

[hisclockworkservants]

OOOhhhh the worm and crow bun! I love those two, friens :]

[wolfstrong]

sending an anon bc im shy but i read your japan post and i agree w/ you 100% cuz that shit is expensive and a huge responsibility and its a lot to consider like what airline youre gonna go with or what flight schedule and what youre gonna pack and also cuz its a non-english country youd need to learn and study a lot of the language or else hire an interpreter (i dont know if u or ur friens speak japanese sry) and youve been going through a lot so you dont ahve the time or the energy to think of all this shit an plan and whatever so just go to the Grand Canyon!!!! or even go to the park and dig for worms or yell at fish or throw rocks at the ocean whatever tf it is you need to relax whatever a "vacation" sounds like to you do that treat yourself to what you need you Deserve it!!! ok peace have a good day

Yeah it is a lot to consider! And my friend wasn’t capping at all he said let’s go next week. He’s already planned everything but hasn’t booked anything yet. But like why next week. Why only a weeks notice …… 😭😭😭😭 anyway I do like to dig for worms and throw rocks in the ocean so thank you I agree

[worms-in-my-brains]

hello look at my url closely.... i fould your blog on my dash i think im the guy who put worms in your brain

I was mad at you at first but i forgiv and i forget and now the worms are a integral patt of my brain function. mainly becahse they make up for all the missin pieces. thamk yu 4 gibing me wurmy friens to help my bain

[announzingforya]

If I was someone you loved/cared about, & I was turned into a worm would you tell me that i was no longer a human?

I would put you into a terrarium and take care of you. You’re my frien now

[skhardwarevers1]

thinking about. Worms. I want to be their frien hjtlike. They look tasty too,,,?

[luxis-journal]

Now, now babyboo, yk damn well, imma reply. Enjoy love. And whoever wants to read this.🤔

When most people think of the term ‘good things' come to those who wait’; they never meant it in this form.

Sundays have now become the days in which the neighborhoods are lit up by the bustling farmers; all lined up in rows as they proudly showcase their crops and cattle’s of harvest to the onlookers The man, whose teeth are replaced by gold, shows his greed by descaling the quality of his fruits all the while unchanging many of his customers. The neighbors tend to avoid the vendor, seeing as they were swindled far too much for their hands to even touch the fruits. But, as luck would have it someone’s already fallen prey to them once more.

“You’re clearly selling these fruits for far more than their worth.” Stated the customer calmly, his voice leaving no room for an argument.

“Why you- I’ll have you know that these products are the freshest out of all the vendors sat here today!”

“I’ll believe that when a worm’s head isn’t sticking out half of your apples”

At that, the vendor lunged himself towards the man, hell-bent on serving justice to his ‘business’. Only to be stopped by a harsh grip

“I’d suggest you refrain from public violence. The least I could do is escort your stall out for once.” she stated, resolution dear in her words as her grip on the merchants never once swayed over.

The vendor tsked, pulling his hand away silenced once more.

“I didn’t know you were still on patrol duty.” said Zayne, a bit of surprise leaping out from his words.

She turned to look towards him, a hint of a smile gracing her lips.

“Well unfortunately, this job doesn’t really let me have the day off.”

“Shame really, it’d make my job much easier if it did.”

To that, she scoffed, lightly nudging him along. They walked towards another stall, hoping to find another, more fruitful vendor.

“What are you doing all the way here, Zayne? The last time I checked, it took about half an hour to get here from the clinic-.” She coughed, stopping herself from calling him out as workaholic once more. “home, a long way from your place.”

A small chuckle rung out of his mouth, releasing some of the tension.

“I do have a place, unlike what someone might believe.”

“And no, it’s not the clinic.”

“uh-huh, sure, buddy.”

They made their way in front of the new fruit vendor, eyeing the collection only to be stopped.

“Hm~, didn’t expect to see you here, sweetie.” The vendor stated, his voice too familiar for her not to look up in shock.

“Haha, Sylus. Long time no see.” Her voice pitched slightly at his appearance, trying desperately to stifle her laugh.

There he was, standing behind a produce stall in the most uncharacteristic clothing she had ever seen. His hair tied up with a pink hibiscus clip, a pink hello kitty mask scrunched and resting on his sharp jaw, and the best of all, the princess peach on his soft pink apron boarded with ruffles and frills.

“Do you know him?” Zayne asked, his eyebrows scrunched in confusion and apprehension at the… colorful and interesting display of choices blinding him.

“U-uh yeah, he’s my frien-.” She stammers, only to be stopped by Sylus.

“Boyfriend, lover, beloved, you name it, she calls me just that.”

“Excuse me?” Zayne intercepts, his face a bit red from Sylus’s bold claims.

“You heard me pretty boy.” Sylus smirks, looking Zayne dead in the eyes.

The two men scrutinize one another for the tip of their hair to their toes. Zayne keeps his eyebrows raised as his arms cross across his chest, seemingly baffled at how this heathen could capture her attention. Sylus’s gaze wasn’t too far off the mark either, sporting a sneer and nose scrunched in distaste at how… responsible this man seemed.

The tension piles up far too fast for her liking, having her think of a plan to escape.

“Well this had been fun, but I gotta dash. Bye now!”

Replying fast, she turns around and runs out of there at break neck speed.

“Now hold on!”

“Don’t run away now!~”

That's the best you're getting out of me, women. Hope you enjoyed it! 😘

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Calling all the LADS writers of Tumblr

Please read → Everyone and anyone is free to join. Write something for the prompt and tag someone who you'd like to see participate. You can do it in a reblog to this post or make your own post. Your character can be a self-insert, your MC, or an OC If you make your own post please add me in your taglist or tag it with #nikasopenmicnight I love reading you guys work. I'm going to be making an ongoing list with links to all the stories of everyone who chooses to join. There is no deadline have fun !

Okay I'll shut up now here's the prompt

the prompt: running into your main lads man (boyfriend) while you're out with your second favorite lads man (as a friend) and how they would react. [Credit: Anon]

I'll go first....Who's next?

This was supposed to be a quick trip, in and out, get what I need and leave. I should’ve gone to a different store because I knew better than to think I'd make a ‘quick trip’ to target. Dumbass. Nothing was ever a quick trip when me and Raf hung out. So here I am buying all new decor for my library at home. Rafayel stood by giving his opinion even when I didn't ask for it “How many blankets does one girl need?”

“There’s no such thing as too many blankets” I giggled as I squat down to chose a fluffy red blanket. I knew Sylus would like this no matter how much he likes to act like he doesn't care for them I see how he throws one over his lap when it’s within reach. “Thinking of me?” I jump at the sudden sound of his voice looking up to see his tall frame looming over me. It wasn’t uncommon for him to pop-up on me considering he has my location. I couldn’t help the smile that split my face in two as I looked up at him. I stood up and shoved the blanket in this direction. “What do you think?” His hand gently ran up and down the fabric, but his intense stare was fixated over my shoulder “It’s nice”

I turned to see Raf giving Sylus a just as intense stare, but instead of a frown like Sylus he had a smile on his face. His smile didn’t reach his eyes and I could practically feel the lightning cracking between them. Am I in the middle of some kind of pissing contest? Men. “Sylus stop being rude he's my friend” I poked him in his side which made him jolt, but he finally looked at me. His gaze softened slightly as our eyes locked. “Princess i’m not doing anything” He poked me in my forehead and I swatted his hand away; he knows I hate when he does that. “Don’t play dumb” I scowled at him and all he did was give me that sexy ass smirk. Sometimes I wish he was ugly …. no I don’t. Sylus put his gaze back on Rafayel and pulled me impossibly close to him by my waist. “Apologies if I'm interrupting, but we have an appointment with a tailor that we can’t miss”

Why is he lying? This is the first i’m hearing of said appointment. I struggled in his hold trying to pry his fingers from my waist, but he gave me a few small squeezes making me snort with laughter.

Raf didn’t even try to argue he threw his hands up in surrender “No worries I have paintings to finish” he grabbed his items that he tossed in the cart, gave my nose a pinch along with a quick “I’ll talk to you later” and sauntered off. The second Rafayel was out of sight I managed to wiggle my way out of Sylus' iron grip “What appointment are you talking about?”

“There isn’t one I just didn’t like the way he looks at you” He said in a matter-of-fact tone as if I was supposed to know that. “How exactly does he look at me?”

“The same way I look at you” I narrowed my eyes at him inquisitively; he returned the same look and I knew he was mocking me. “So you don’t trust me” It was more of a statement rather than a question.

“And here I thought your deductive reasoning skills were improving” he shifted his weight as he crossed his arms over his chest. “I trust you sweetie I don’t trust him he wants to be more than a friend” something was off although he seemed annoyed I could tell that it wasn’t me he was upset with. All of his tells were on full display by the way he avoided eye contact with and how his fingers absentmindedly tapped on his bicep. “Are you jealous?” I teased poking his chest repeatedly. He glowered at me as I tried and failed to stop the evil grin that spread across my face. “You’re enjoying this a little too much for my liking”

“You’re so cute when you're jealous” I reached up to pinch his cheek but as always he grabbed my wrist before I could even get close. “Enough” he’s so sick of my shit, but it’s not like he’s going anywhere. "Don't worry no one can steal me from you"

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[libidomechanica]

O love

By high-strung frien’s eye of the took grow? About the squaw; also wrote lambs bleat. To deare these worm inside silly poets were spend and in

shines of Caiaphas. It has a voice on meant maid;—saves faint out, but if youth, or art a trailed offend, Blame to ways. One longer of the dew.