#worlds best hotel

[wazzi2ya]

Rosie, after rescuing Alastor from Lucifer's anxiety-induced dimensional lockdown: You put my best friend at risk, and for what? Because you felt a little stressed out?

Lucifer: That's not it.

Rosie: You could have cost him his life!

Alastor, looking the most traumatized and stressed he's ever been in both lives: What life, Rosie? I spent every day lying on the floor of that hotel room talking with Lucifer about popular culture. Do you know what it means to "clap back", Rosie? 👏Be👏cause👏I👏do👏

[allastoredeer]

I agree wholeheartedly with your “dear/deer” pet peeve and it reminds of a thing that has been steadily annoying me the more Alastor-centric fic I read and it’s the phrase “deer in headlights”.

It just feels so often shoehorned in and rarely feels like a phrase the matches the moment / tone. It genuinely takes me right out of the fic the moment I see it now, lol. I have to put my phone down for a few minutes and go do something else.

OHHHH! Yes, that's another one!

Believe me, I love bringing out a characters animal features and incorporating it into their very psyche and personality (I literally have an entire 100,000+ word fanfic about Spider-Man having more spider-like attributes than people notice), but this is still Alastor we're talking about here.

"deer in headlights" is a phrase to describe someone who is in a state of paralyzing surprise, fear, or bewilderment. It doesn't mean they're just surprised or caught off guard. It's paralyzing. Like, they can't move. Can't speak. They're unable to even react. All they can do is stare and wait for the impact of the car.

Alastor becoming a "deer in headlights" has to be for a big reason. It needs to be something jarring enough, intimidating enough, for me to believe he is in a paralyzed state like that. So when it happens out of nowhere, for the most mundane reasons, you're right, it does feel very shoehorned in.

I think this is how I feel about any deer-like qualities Alastor is given.

Particularly anything that involves "prey-like" instincts.

I love the concept of Alastor having "prey" instincts, it is so fascinating and so much fun when you also consider how much he also falls into the "predator" side of things too. But I think what takes me out of scenarios when Alastor's "prey instincts" come out, is that, yes, a "prey animals" instinctive reaction to a dangerous situation is to run, but when they're stuck, when they're put in a situation they can't get out of, they fight.

Herbivores ("prey animals") are some of the most dangerous animals on the planet. Typically, they're FAR more aggressive than carnivores, which makes sense considering they're the ones being hunted for food. They WILL attack and they WILL kill when threatened, no hesitation, whereas most carnivores will leave at the first sign of trouble.

I love the idea of Alastor having "FLEE! RUN! SURVIVE!" instincts that he absolutely hates and is constantly suppressing, but only if its coupled with him getting super ultra "MURDER! DIE! TRY ME BITCH!" instincts when he's truly stuck in a dangerous situation he has no way out of. You thought the Radio Demon was dangerous before? Oh no, you just unlocked a whole new level of dangerous and he will not hesitate to kill anyone that gets too close. Rational thought is gone, survival mode has taken over, and he has now become an uncontrollable threat to every person within a block radius.

[heavenlyraindrops]

gang i have three days until school starts

[thedemonastrophel]

Hey just so you guys know my asks are open for art requests for like- doctor who, Hermitcraft/life seiries (or specifically Grian in general) and good omens and stuff (I'll tag the rest of the fandoms but you can ask for literally anything [sfw ofc] because I have google)

I'll draw things if you ask me to!

I'm like a little hamster in a cage with an art pen and nothing to do with the rest of the day.

[feline-evil]

Hiding my shirt that says 'i am not normal about narratives that imply an inanimate inhabited structure is a living breathing organism' as i walk into a board room and pitch my idea that we should make more horror revolving around living architecture

[thatgoddamngingerundercut]

4K [kpop group] FANCAM [hit song with fast choreo] [member] focus:

[kaulitzslxt]

Seeing them all together, and bill looking all around as if he realised he is a star.

Tokio Hotel Dedication Paragraph.

[ Read, or not. It’s okay (-: ]

There are many precious things about this group, so many sweet memories, and moments burned into the brain of the brothers and the friends, and of course their fans. Such a long life ahead of them, and such a good life lived yet! It is an honour to know who Tokio Hotel is as a whole, and to be a fan of their amazing work. No one really takes any notice, that they get so little credit from the bottom of people’s hearts. This group rose out of their dreams, with a big one ahead. And portrayed their life goals all in a couple of years, and to not mention their German language, and to not be so fluent in English but still wanting to be making the songs for their fans that spoke English, to me that is like the meaning of no other. The meaning of belonging, sweetness, caring, love. They wanted everyone to love their music, even if it meant hard work and long nights of rehearsing over and over for an English song, and just for it to sound authentic and from the heart. Nothing says more about a person than doing this for just his fans than this. It tells a world that they are thoughtful and have to care for everyone, who hates them, or does not. Their dedication would strike millions over a number of generations, despite age, race, sex, background. Nothing despite’s the fact that people around the world love this one band, and millions of peoples lives had just been changed because of a simple group of 4… a group of special people, who came and lived out their fantasies, and had a rough road, with the fame, not to mention. The media was not portraying everything going on. There was more to see behind the movie. And it was hard for the group, but they kept doing what they loved, and for the fans. We owe our lives to Tokio Hotel, for saving not few, but many. Many, many, lives. Including mine, when I was at a lowest point in my overall life. I would put their songs on. And it makes me feel like they’re the only ones in the world. I owe my life, and my love, to, Tokio Hotel. One in a million, and to never be replicated, no one can ever replicate the love, dedication, and fan base to this amazing band.

Tokio Hotel, für immer. Und für immer zu kommst.

[chronurgy]

If you spend 6k actual real us dollars on one single two day vacation it better blow your dick clean off!

[ittybittyluci]

WHY IS LUCI THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN?

- Took the entire Hazbin Hotel fandom by storm faster than you can say “magic-tastical back flippingrubber duck! Haha! That spits fire!”

- Obsessed with rubber ducks

- The best dad who loves his daughter so much

- Short King. Enough said.

- So many good nicknames: Short King, Apple Daddy, Duck Lord, Snek Boi

- Man wears a top hat to make himself look taller. I mean COME ON

- Neurodivergent coded

- Hella depressed (pun intended)

- Ultimate Rizz

- Quite literally an Angel (fallen but whatever)

- Hot asf demon form that he still manages to look adorable in

- Supportive father

- Protective father

- Most powerful being in all of Hell

- One-shot bitch slapped Adam into submission after a full minute of fucking around

- “Take that depression!”

- “Wap. Bap. Boom. Alakazam”

- This:

- And this:

- Andthisandthisandthisandthisandthis:

Oh, and finally, incase I haven’t convinced you

- This:

I rest my case

[duahauuoplanh]

So it was Yoona who suggested to paint the chairs with Pink which is for SNSD fandom: Sones colour and Yellow being Junho's fandom colour.

[milo-the-professional-yapper]

“That was the worst depiction of SA I’ve ever seen!”

…have you only watched a handful of shows/movies in your lifetime???

[flower-boi16]

Ok so I have not seen the latest Helluva Boss episode yet but apparently, people are saying that Viv created a character who is meant to be representing some people who criticize the show which...wow, is Viv really that incapable of taking criticism to the point she has to stoop this low? Like sometimes when the criticism is invalid sure, but HB has gotten valid criticism from people and unless you can make valid counter-arguments against the criticism towards your show, doing something like this makes you look incapable of handling criticism.

[allastoredeer]

I'm going DEEP into some worldbuilding for Pentagram City and all the politics surrounding the Overlords and this is literally how I feel right now

I'm feeling a little deranged ngl HA HA, oh but I'm having so much fun. I'm so excited to get into the inner-working of Pentagram City, the Overlords, Sinners, the Royal Family, and how it all works together in one big society.

[acebytaemin]

the way my boss pulled me away and told me ‘okay stupid question but. what are you afraid of? you always do everything so well so what are you afraid of?’ and it was so funny i was like i didn’t know he knew me like that. also damn it’s imposter syndrome not like i can help it !!!!!

[fraugwinska]

When I tell you I simultaneously kicked my feet, died, maniacally giggled and cried...

@minkdelovely, out here, casually giving out heart attacks of love. You do the Lords work, darling. Thank you for making my whole week! ❤️

[bbybearcubbs]

I just finished Hazbin Hotel AND HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!! THERE'S SO MANY QUESTIONS LEFT!!! SO MUCH NEW INFORMATION TO UNPACK!!! SO MUCH I WANNA SEE FROM THE MAIN CREW!!! AND SO SO SO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS!!!

FUCK man I have a massive headache from all the screaming and crying I just did but HOLY FUCKING HELL man was that amazing!!!

I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR SEASON 2!!! IT CANNOT GET HERE FAST ENOUGH OMG