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[lighthousenewsnetwork]

In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the local business community, Bartholomew "Bart" Bigbucks, the visionary leader of WidgetCorp International, has successfully cracked the code to ensure a miserable weekend for his entire staff. With a single, meticulously crafted e-mail, sent at the most opportune moment of the workweek, he has single-handedly ruined countless plans, shattered dreams, and induced widespread anxiety across the company's sprawling cubicles. Mr. Bigbucks' masterstroke arrived precisely at 4:57 PM on a Friday, that magical hour when the sweet scent of freedom hangs heavy in the air, and the only remaining brain cells are contemplating the weekend's craft beer itinerary. The subject line, a deceptively simple "Quick Question," was a masterpiece of calculated ambiguity, designed to pique curiosity and instill a sense of dread in equal measure. The body of the e-mail itself was a symphony of vague language and bureaucratic jargon. It mentioned "a slight revision" to the "Q3 Widget Optimization Initiative" (a project known internally to be as exciting as watching paint dry), and the need for "immediate feedback" on a series of nonsensical spreadsheets attached. The deadline? "By Monday morning, first thing." The impact was immediate. The collective sigh of relief that had filled the office moments earlier evaporated, replaced by a chorus of groans and muttered curses. Dreams of lake getaways and backyard barbecues were dashed in an instant. Visions of spreadsheets danced behind closed eyelids, replacing the carefully curated Instagram stories employees were planning to post. Mr. Bigbucks, it seemed, had achieved the impossible: turning a Friday afternoon into a psychological horror show. Of course, when confronted about his weekend-sabotaging e-mail, Mr. Bigbucks remained unfazed. "Look," he declared, adjusting his silk tie, "excellence doesn't wait for the clock to strike five. I'm simply passionate about our work, and I expect the same dedication from my team." He then launched into a self-congratulatory monologue about the "WidgetCorp spirit" and the importance of "going the extra mile," completely oblivious to the withering stares and clenched fists of his employees. However, in a surprising turn of events, during a later investigation (initiated by a particularly disgruntled intern with a flair for hacking), a shocking revelation came to light. Hidden within the labyrinthine depths of Mr. Bigbucks' computer, a document titled "Weekend Sabotage Tactics 101" was discovered. It detailed, in meticulous detail, the art of the perfectly timed Friday e-mail, from subject line optimization to the strategic use of passive-aggressive language. But the most shocking discovery was a series of calendar entries. They revealed that Mr. Bigbucks himself had meticulously planned his entire weekend around the crafting and sending of the e-mail. Apparently, his "dedication" extended to sacrificing his own precious leisure time to ensure the misery of his employees. This revelation offered a sliver of comfort to the WidgetCorp team. If even the great Mr. Bigbucks couldn't escape the tyranny of the Friday e-mail, then perhaps there was a sliver of hope for them all. The Call to Arms: Let Mr. Bigbucks' sacrifice be a lesson to us all. Are you tired of having your weekends hijacked by last-minute work demands? Then join the #EndFridayFear movement! Share your stories of disruptive e-mails, passive-aggressive bosses, and the relentless march of office tyranny. Together, we can reclaim our weekends and ensure that Friday afternoons truly become the gateway to freedom they're meant to be. Because let's face it, who needs a beach vacation when you've got a spreadsheet to conquer?

[captainbossmans]

Captain Bossman brand is SATIRE. 

If you like biting down spicy satire, sprinkled with workplace psychology and quirky lines, this is THE PROFILE for you. Relevant academic insights transformed into short form and rhymes (only in our our books), wrapped in colorful metaphors. Caution: Not for delicate snowflakes!

Satirically yours Captain Bossman . . #captainbossman #satire #storytelling #illustration #workplace #work #workplacedesign #workplacesatire #illustrationdaily #patreon #characterillustration #officehumor #workplacehumor

[captainbossmans]

Captain Bossman brand is ILLUSTRATED. 

Every workplace story in our posts and books is enriched with a combination of full color quirky illustrations and sophisticated line drawings that spark your imagination. Lovely, right? Satirically yours Captain Bossman . . #captainbossman #satire #storytelling #illustration #workplace #work #workplacedesign #workplacesatire #illustrationdaily #patreon #characterillustration #officehumor #workplacehumor

[captainbossmans]

Captain Bossman's tagline is what we truly believe in. Stories with character.

Not "a" character, although we have many of those in our narratives, but character. Stories which are, as we like to put it, cool, quirky, with an attitude. And yes, we have poetic license over what these stories mean, but it's up to you to interpret their meaning for yourself based on your experiences. Take a moment and look at all the little details on each page, the triple-double entendres and the hidden meaning behind them. 

All of our illustrations juxtapose a harmonious script with metaphorical illustrations, packing hidden meaning with subtle symbolism. We designed them to inspire you and provoke your critical thinking, as you consume a simple metaphor instead of a complex narrative.

Satirically yours Captain Bossman . .

[captainbossmans]

Captain Bossman brand is WORKPLACE. 

Meaning everyday, relatable workplace situations, that happen to everyday people. Situations full of quirky character(s) inspired by your colleagues, dissected and turned into goofy, satirical illustrations. Real-life stuff, no BS in both books and posts.

Satirically yours

Captain Bossman

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[captainbossmans]

Let me tell you a final story spiced with a rhyme. 

 tldr; Captain Bossman is a fictional metaphor character, with a rich story to match an even richer personality. I write about workplace in a satiric manner, with a bit of education. 

 Who is this "Captain Bossman" really? 

And why is my workplace writing so silly? 

 "Illustrated satire of the workplace", 

At least that's how I like to call it, 

 Speaks about that pesky old office space, 

And those unsung heroes - before they quit. 

Taught by decades of triumphs and defeat, 

I share my lessons here - concrete and complete. 

 How to persevere when you're down? 

 How to breathe when you're gonna drown?

 All that and so much more await, 

While my quirky illustrations narrate. 

 Satirically yours, 

Captain Bossman 

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[captainbossmans]

Along came Ivan, our knight on a non-discriminatory-full-range-of-color horse, with his designer tools and drew the first draft of Captain Bossman as a statue from the Hall of Heroes. 

 A zeitgeist of times past and a monument to a progressive future, his metaphors in writing focus on creating a humanized and inclusive workplace in the modern era for all human beings equally. Swipe right. Encouraged with a new vision, we decided to continue this pursuit of happiness. 

 To strive for our creative independence that felt right, to offer the world a different perspective not framed within PC boundaries and to help others learn without unnecessary bullshit. 

Satirically yours, 

Captain Bossman

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