#wordsofslime

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Rabnoo

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people treating c!ranboo when they're enderwalking as a separate entity is so damn weird because c!ranboo himself just flat out never does that?

Not once does c!ranboo act like he wasn't in complete control of his own actions when he actually finds out what he did despite not even remembering doing the things

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THE WAY I ALMOST FORGOT MY ROOTS AS A CORPSE HUSBAND STAN AND THEN HE DROPS THIS OH MY GOD

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Chin up losers, it's technoblade's birthday <3

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Plz I have like 40 followers, most people aren't following me 😭

I would but nobody's gonna listen to my ass -wolf

I'm going to start attacking people who don't appreciate u like a rabid animal <- this is also against the discourse honor code but we all have to make concessions.

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Technoblade the best pink power ranger

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it was an honor, everyone

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y'know what, this is fine

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not "ran"boo or "rahn"boo but a secret third pronunciation that is somehow neither and both of those at the same time

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All I want for Christmas is to reach 50 followers on Twitch

... please

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how tf he timed Michael running in the house I'll never fucking know, that shit's impossible

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... it is too goddamn early in the morning

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not watching mcc someone just tell me how badly ranboo loses

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Revivebur has a white streak in his hair and all I have to say is You can't. Outdo.

The doer.

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c!Ranboo: *gives c!charlie cookies*

c!Charlie: *gives cookies back because friendship* ^_^

c!Ranboo: ... now wait a minute...

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Personally fighting Nintendo for making the wolves aggro on you in botw

Like there was no reason for that