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CROSS POSTING BECAUSE OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAY GOAY AND MY FRIENDS FANTASTIC CHARACTERS??? WHY ARE MY FRIENDS SO NICE???

Sketch bust gift commissions from @graveheist for… *INHALES*

@zomblequeen @clockworkzombe @linnthehuman @pao-mith​ @wilder-weave @gogoblueberry @kathetia @imaginationbully *GASPS* Sketch busts are my favorite thing to do and these were NO exception. These guys were fun to work on, particularly the colors I got to use. I hope you guy’s all like them! They were a blast! 

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“Don’t worry...”

“I’ll take excellent care of your things!”

“...because they’re now my things.”

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“Wait, what’s that say? LICK-Lick as in...with tongue?” She pauses. “...Well alright.”

Wow I misspelled my own character's name. Go me. U'zangho THE RED GOAT OKAY THERE WE GO. ✎✎✎

Metza’li to @aetherbully:

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every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

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sHOW US THE JESUS

here he is in all his glory

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ANE'IR GOT ME GOTE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY SHE IS. LOOK AT IT.

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LOOK AT MY PRECIOUS EYEBROW MENACE. LOOK AT IT. Thank you so much! It’s exactly how I invision my terrible toon.

Headshot sketch commission for ImaginationBully 

Their FFXIV Character U'zangho

Did I ever tell you I like drawing smirks 

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Who’s ready to get spooky?

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CAN CONFIRM

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SCREAMS FOREVER. IT GOAT AND FRIENDS. aguidetoaneir

[IC - Metza’li] Journal Entry #4

<Drawn on the journal pages is another set of caricatures that Metza’li has met in his encounters.>

A voidsent? That bodes naught but ill. I should help him and learn about this voidsent.

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I should point out that the Chocobo only comes with the Gold and Platinum packages, not the Standard. But there isn’t much difference between Gold and Platinum besides some aesthetic changes in the ceremony. 

[OOC] Ceremony Chocobo

OOC: Hmmm, I need the 2 seater chocobo and tux but Metza'li doesn’t have anyone to marry.

I need to wrangle a OOC spouse for him but I need to know if the gold and plat chocobos are 2-seaters too and the divorce period.

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SOUNDS LIKE WE NEED TO ARRANGE A WEDDING.

GET THOSE BIDS STARTED, LADIES AND GENTS.

[OOC] Ceremony Chocobo

OOC: Hmmm, I need the 2 seater chocobo and tux but Metza'li doesn’t have anyone to marry.

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SCREAMS AND CLUTCHES SKETCH TO CHEST. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CUTIE. JUST GRIPS FOREVER. Arts by S'vokani Khei

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Eyebrows Appreciation Post

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BEHOLD MARJORIE IN HER NATURAL ELEMENT.

Hyur Appreciation

As with Elezen being neglected, I have yet to see a Hyur Appreciation! Show us your Midlander or Highlander characters!

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Look at this asshole Goat lives with. Look at him. What a beautiful jerk. 

So I may have caved in and bought Jeh some fancy beach wear >.>.