#wooooo long rant time lets fucking gooooooo

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

WGAT IS TGE STORY BEHINDF YUOR USERNAME 🙏🙏

YAY OKAY this is gonna be long bc youve just let me talk ab and old hyperfix of mine so SORRY AB THAT

okay so homestar runner had this absolute freak of a character named Marshie

hes amazing i love him anyways hes a mascot for the in-universe (/maybe real i think but completely unrelated) marshmallow brand called Fluffy Puff Marshmallows,, hes fucking scary um. but yeah and when i started getting back into h*r i started to rlly like him bc hell yeah floating marshmallow that will probably kill you

Then in SBemail #187: winter pool, Strong bad uses Homestars lifetime supply of Red Flavored Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance he got to fill a pool, introducing Marshies alter ego(?) Gel-Arshie

(Normally he does not have legs or arms and instead floats, but all the pics of him normal are low quality. so.)

And i fucking LOVED gel-arshie he was even MORE of an absolute freak (to quote him, hes "AN ABOMINATION! (And (he's) comin' to your house after school")). His voice is all weird and distorted and he can like make stuff red and his brains all exposed and also hes rated NC-17 (Needlessly Creepy times 17). I love him still he has my heart forever

Anyways then h*r got a telltale series (rip) and in the fifth one he comes back in his new promotional game called Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder

Look at him in all his fruitboarding glory

Anyways i was looking to change my user to smth more fandom related, and everything i thought of was taken/wouldn't fit in tiktoks character limit, so i just figured if i was hyperfixing on Marshie/Gel-Arshie, and like no one else liked him, id just take the name of his game as my user bc it fit almost perfectly and i knew it would be original !!

(sad side effect tho is i guess sometimes when you look him up MY shit comes up so uhm. sorry to any homestar runner fans having to see some cringey ass teens dumb content while looking for info on a random character)

again sorry this was so long i havent had the chance to talk about him like ever soooooo yeah 🙏🙏