#wooooahhh

[jesuistrestriste]

sorry another gooner!art thought... gooner!art would beg you with tears rolling down his cheeks to make a pocketpussy based on your pussy lmaoo even if you're not long distance he just can't stand not having access to you even for 1 second after he's had you. AND TRUST HE'D MAKE OUT WITH IT FIRST THING!!

i absolutely see him asking this of you. i totally see it. he doesn’t care if it’s gimicky or stupid or pointless (because he sees you nearly everyday anyway), but he wants it so bad.

the second he gets gifted it and is alone, he’s holding it in his two hands and laying flat on his belly, inspecting the outside and tracing the silicone folds with his fingertips like he’s scared he could break it. sucks his fingers to slick them up and then slides them deep inside. he can’t help but moan and tremble when he realizes how accurate it is. it’s fucking perfect—it’s everything he hoped it would be.

he pulls his digits out and then immediately starts to lap over the rubbery flesh, closing his eyes and pretending he can actually taste you on his tongue. fuck, fuck, fuck. little whimpers tumble from his occupied mouth as he instinctively starts to roll his hips down into his mattress.

“s’good, s’wet.. aahm.. s’good, need more..”

doesn’t take long before he’s gracelessly tugging down his boxers and shoving the toy underneath him. he curses when he pushes his leaking tip in, and he smears his precome all over the inside of your artificial walls.

feels just like you. he thinks he might die, right then and there. he wants to call you and hear your voice, but youre busy, so he settles for hearing the wet squelching that comes with his pumping hips.

“take it, take it, take it,” he whines out in the same way the guys in his favorite porn vids do, ���g-god, you’re so tight, i love you, please don’t ever leave me.. can’t live without you, can’t live without this, i need t’fuck you harder, please—“

he pictures you under him, giving him permission to go faster—deeper, so he pushes his face into his bedding and holds the cylinder like he holds your hips when he gets desperate and close. white-knuckled, shaky, begging to not be torn away.

“ohhh, yeah—! oh, im.. i think im gonna.. AH—! im coming, im coming—!”

it’s more of a wail when he says it all, but that’s as much as he can do when he slams his length as far inside as it can go and promptly fills the custom toy with his load. his pelvis bucks with each wave, each rope of it spilling out, and he drools over his sheets. lazily fucks it until he’s hypersensitive and can hardly keep moving. the silicone makes the most obscenely wet noise when he pulls his cock out, and it almost sounds like when he does it for real with you. it’s almost enough to get him swelling and aching again, but not quite.

he’ll save the rest of himself for when he sees you tomorrow.

[stygiovictoria]

OH MY GOD HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS SOONER WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT???? OH MY GODOOOODDDDD??? YHIS IS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT IM LOSING MY MARBLES. MY SON WITH 97 MENTAL DISORDERS

Thinking about @stygiovictoria's Roleswap AU.

[luxiguess]

!SLIGHT SH WARNING!

some superrr edgyyy arttt woahhhh

slight vent art uh ohhhh

[lividwizard]

Raiden's extensive VR training included different forms of battlefield mobility

[bunniesbearsandadventures]

[pencilgutz]

PayJay adopted fankids my beloved

Tumblr hates me so click for better quality

uquayurrrhrhsh,, I love them so much,,,, and my wrist hurts,,,

Edit: @xinnamonbun the official designs are here go wild

[misanthropicgardener]

i have just had a very strange mental experience

[funshinebf]

parents are coming home todayyy i was sooo nervous about being home alone this long and having to take care of the animals by myself. but now im like. im going to miss having so much living room time...

[whydoifeelthisquiet]

Wait this is major

YOU CAN GROW LOOFAS?!?!?!?!!!??!?????

[summerhighlandfalls]

Wooooahhh yayyyyy wooooah yayyyyy boku wa invader invaderrrrrr

[glyphsmash]

"Wooooahhh there, newbie, hold on a sec. Is that Toilet Paper you're holding there? You're still a little too green to be Shitting just yet. Why don't you come back once you have a little more experience Peeing?"

Pee 12 more times to level up your Peeing skill and then return to Knight Captain Gwendolyn

[Optional] Attempt to sneak into the latrines after midnight

ⓘHINT: Taking a sip from your Canteen can reduce the cooldown for Peeing by up to 70%, depending on your level, equipped Beverage, and which Canteen Augments you have installed

[finleyforevermore]

song idea for titan's curse: the musical :DDDD

okay so the song corresponds with the scene in the book where luke tricks annabeth to hold the sky for him.

let's give it a crappy title like 'hold up the sky for you' for now.

so it basically starts with a struggling luke under the sky manipulating annabeth and telling her how much he would do for her, using 'hold up the sky for you' as a metaphor at first. then annabeth tries to help him, having an inner monologue moment like 'i hate him, but deep down i would still hold up the sky for him' and gets tricked (i also imagine a lukabeth leitmotif, let's call it the family motif, playing in the background, but in a dark way)

percy stays as ominous panicky background chorus warning annabeth, but his voice really faded out because hes in a dream and annabeth can't hear him (at the same time annabeth sings the same lyrics as him, showing that what he says is kind of like her subconscious)

i imagine when annabeth holds up the sky she lets out (in really good vocals) a scared 'WOOOOAHHH', luke a very evil and victorious 'WOOOOAHHH' and percy a desperate 'WOOOAHHH' (sounds funny i know but it's better in my head)

SHUT UP THIS IS SO COOL????

[shunin-gumis]

(Not) Lonely SANTA's Mission - Track 04

Seasonal Event: Christmas 2024

Special thanks to Mou for brainstorming the trading card names with me!

Location: Inside Liguang’s Car

Nagi: Ah, take a right around that corner… 

Liguang: Right? There aren’t any hospitals in that direction.

Nagi: You have good eyes… or should I say ears… 

Liguang: I’m asking you if you’re fine not going to a hospital.

Nagi: Yes, I’m okay… 

Nagi: Rice puff… Muuun… 

Liguang: Oi, stop making those bears in the car.

Nagi: Don’t worry. I don’t get carsick easily.   

Liguang: That’s not the point. 

Nagi: (I need to make up for the bouquets I gave away at the station… Good thing I brought extra material with me.)

Liguang: …*sigh*

Nagi: I’m sorry for jumping out in front of your car all of a sudden. I narrowly escaped death thanks to your reflexes, I think.

Liguang: (I’d rather not think about the other outcome…)

Nagi: I’ll gladly hand over my bone marrow, or anything else you might want, so could you please drop me off at a certain place?

Liguang: (...He’s got some guts.)

Nagi: I absolutely have to give these presents to them—

Liguang: …… 

Liguang: Alright. I’ll do it as repayment for the wreaths. 

~~~

Location: Orphanage - Luca Leaf House

Liguang: This is… 

Liguang: “Luca Leaf House”... 

Liguang: (An orphanage…)

Liguang: (I see. I understand why he wanted to be Santa now.)

Nagi: Um… Liguang-san. Were you heading somewhere?

Liguang: Hm? Ah, I was on my way back home after finishing some work. Don’t mind me. 

Nagi: The thing is… I made a reindeer out of cardboard for this, but um… After a series of unfortunate events, it’s all beat up now… 

Liguang: (What the hell is this surreal looking reindeer drawn on the cardboard…? Don’t tell me he was planning on doing one of his comedy skits with this.)

Nagi: But lucky for me, I found a reindeer headband in the emergency bag that Sonia packed for me… 

Liguang: …… 

Nagi: Would you… 

Liguang: I see. Take care.

???: Nagi! Welcome back!

Nagi: Ah, Miss Elisa. 

Elisa: Did your hair grow a little longer again?

Nagi: Yep. I forgot to cut it. 

Liguang: …… 

Elisa: Are you a friend of Nagi’s? I’m Elisa, a caretaker here at the orphanage. It’s nice to meet you.

Liguang: Likewise. I’m Liguang Lu.      

Elisa: So is he the “Mr. Reindeer” you said you’d be bringing along this year?

Nagi: Yep. 

Liguang: …Huh?

Elisa: Please, come in! You must have been so cold outside. The children are beside themselves waiting for you!

Children full of energy: YAAAAAY, IT’S SANTA AND HIS REINDEER!!

Nagi: Hi everyone. It’s a little early but, Merry Christmas. Santa’s got you all presents. 

Tiny little girl: Was I a good girl this year…?

Nagi: Yep. A very good girl. Bunny or teddy, which one do you want? 

Tiny little girl: Um, um, the bunny.

Nagi: Then, will you be friends with bunny?

Tiny little girl: Yeah…! T-Thank you!

Liguang: …… 

Mischievous little boy: Wooooahhh! Mr. Reindeer is so HUGE! And COOL! 

Curious little boy: Hey hey, Mr. Reindeer, where’d you come from? How fast can you fly through the sky? How do you split the profits with Santa?

Liguang: …O-Oi, Hachinoya.

Nagi: Hey guys, our reindeer this year is the toughest of them all. I think you’re at the age where you can appreciate the depth of a strong and silent type.

The boys: Woooah, that’s so cool!

Liguang: …… 

Liguang: …*sigh*

Liguang: So, what have you been handing out all this while? The flower arrangement you were making in the car and… cards?

Nagi: Thank you for asking. This is a “Frame of Happiness trading card” made by yours truly. 

Liguang: (Trading cards…? Is it something like that MotG that Kamina enjoys?)

Little girl who’s hooked on Happiness TCG: Take this! “Sunshine at your Heel!”

Little boy who’s hooked on Happiness TCG: So waaaarm~ I’m full of happiness now~

Little girl who’s hooked on Happiness TCG: Right~? So happy~ What card did you get, Yuu-kun?

Little boy hooked on Happiness TCG: “The Sigh When you Sink into the Bath!”

Little girl hooked on Happiness TCG: Wow~ That’s a really relaxing power!

Little boy hooked on Happiness TCG: Mr. Santa! What does “Finding Orion at First Glance” mean?

Nagi: Ooh, this is a really powerful card. You see, the Orion constellation is…

Liguang: …… 

Innocent little girl: Hey hey, Mr. Reindeer.

Liguang: Hm?

Innocent little girl: Why’s your nose not red?

Liguang: …Because it wasn’t too cold outside.

Innocent little girl: Oh! That’s good then!

Innocent little girl: I got two of this card, so I’ll give you one as thanks for coming today!

Liguang: Thank you. Let’s see… 

Liguang: “Dancing Bonito Flakes Fever”...

Liguang: …Pfft. 

Elisa: Liguang-san, thank you so much for coming here today.

Liguang: Not at all… I was hired as last minute help. I haven’t done much to receive gratitude. 

Elisa: You played along with Nagi and cheered up all the kids. That’s more than enough in my book. 

Elisa: That boy… He lived here until he finished middle school. Back then, he had a difficult time talking to the other children.

Elisa: He was the kind of kid you’d always find spacing out while hugging his knees… 

Elisa: I’m honestly surprised to see he’s grown into such an expressive adult.

Liguang: …… 

Elisa: I thought he was expressionless, but perhaps… 

Nagi: Yep. That was a good match. You’re both so strong. 

Elisa: Perhaps he was holding onto all the little happinesses he came across and keeping them  close to his heart.

Little boy hooked on Happiness TCG: Yay~ It’s a draw!

Nagi: You both win at being happy for a tie. 

Liguang: …… 

Event Masterpost

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[plebbypebblepleb]

these are funnnn wooooahhh sad girl sex pow pow!!!

if u didn't see the 1st, I'm drawing the mikus in decos songs before the song is over! i just thought of it while listening to rabbit hole! You guys should try it too if you wanna draw but are on a time crunch!! :3 🩷🎀

[icebitezart]

trying out filters for my art and wooooahhh...

Character by DEADCORE

[shrimp-and-rice]

the uhhhmmhfjjj Ppppapper pmv i use paper for it wooooahhh