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ULTRATOBER // RAILCANNON

Content Warnings: Sexual undertones and allusions; nothing actually happens. Gabriel is blasted by a railcannon, but the injury isn't really described intensely. AO3 Link! Original Prompt List Link!

V1 finds Gabriel's reaction to sparring rather interesting.

Each reaction on both sides is practised to perfection -- one over an uncountable amount of years, incomprehensible on a human timescale, honed like the fine edge of a blade. The other programmed to learn and recall within milliseconds, adaptive to any scenario it finds itself in.

They are both finely tuned killing machines. Gabriel would never refer to himself as that, though.

V1 doesn't really understand what he gets out of these fights. He does not refuel the same way it does. It feels the ecstasy of life, of fuel flooding through its artificial veins, it was made for bloodshed. 

Gabriel?

In a miniscule moment of reprieve, V1's optic scans over him. What was he made for? The lens draws towards his wings. Made to fly? To look nice? Why? 

He dashes towards them with a twirl of his sword-- Splendor. It knows that. 

It dodges to the side without a second thought, immediately aiming its shotgun at his midsection and pulling the trigger. A groan is torn from him.

Audio analysis: pain? Sadness? Wrong. Frustration? Yes?

Pleasure?

Pride is, of course, the reason he continues to fight when challenged. It tosses two coins into the air, charging a piercing shot that ricochets them off of each other and into the charging angel. He loses control.

V1 watches. Too late to move before Gabriel slams into it. The two tumble, and there's the wretched scraping of metal and skin against the ground. He grabs at its chestpiece; it grabs at his wings.

It ends up on top of him with its railcannon pressed to his chest.

It does not understand why he stops fighting, instead staring up at it, with pink edging into his wingtips.

But it can learn. That is what its processes were made to do.

The tip of the railcannon is dragged from Gabriel's chest to his neck, V1 tilts his chest up with it, though it does not try to remove his helmet. It knows that he would not react well to that, and admittedly it doesn't want to lose this opportunity to experiment. The vibrations thrum through his body hard enough that V1 can feel them reverberating back into its own metal, almost like the regal acoustics of a church.

His legs wrap closer around it, holding it in place. V1 shifts the railcannon once more, dragging it further down until eventually, the coil comes to rest against the angel's stomach. Right in the centre between his golden markings.

"Machine..."

It does not understand what he gets out of this. It knows what the reaction is, but it does not understand why this is what sparks it. Still, V1's optic scans over him, taking in each and every reaction. Be it interest, curiosity, it does not quite know itself.

Tilting its head to the side, it ponders. Then it pulls the trigger.

He screams as electricity tears through his body. Blood covers them both in an instant, and V1 lets out a vrrr of delight that coincides with desperate hands shooting up to grab at its chassis and pull it down. Gabriel's grip rivals that of a vice as he convulses, writhing in what should be agony.

The railcannon is abandoned to the side and V1's hands drift over the wound, only drawing more noises from Gabriel.

...Perhaps it should experiment a little more with this.

[soupmanspeaks]

Chat trust, glammike is canon beCAUSE it makes sense thematically in the way that William takes the form of a sentient software virus, and Michael takes the form of a sentient hardware machine, and it symbolizes how William will forever be a parasite to Mike in any way and an

[whatthefuckisasweep]

I FOUND MY PEN!!!!!

IT WAS HIDING IN THE CAR. BECAUS EIT FELL OUT OF MY HOLDER SOMEFUCKING HOW

guys i feel actual rage right now. not only do i feel like shit…. i think i actually lost my pen to my wacom tablet. WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. BUT. its okay because i have touch screen pen too but this means i cant use my tablet. i want to maul someone.

[mmmmmmky]

response to tags time this got pretty long but if you reblogged my limbus status poll i answered here :)

mhm lmaoooo. idk i somewhattt enjoy charge they are cool but it is kindaaaaa gets boring sometimes. i am honestly not too sure. i thinkkk i recall seeing a team built around suncliff i thinkkk it was rupture sinking but idk i havent looked at his kit. BURNNNNN real asffff burn is fun i did a silly run with them. i wish i had the liu 000 ids. ooo liu yisang sound cool. @melonisopod

real asf! mhmhm real i love sinking, boat trio is fun.

FUCKKK YEAHHH real asf. tremor is cool, i havent gotten the chance to use the silly tremors but i liked tremor before it was cool. idk i like the silly bursting and raising stagger is neat. "oh oh just do damageee you will stagger them faster" :( it is fun (silly). cant fucking wait to build the tremor team of my dreams when the event drops. rip charge lmaoo, it is kinda just base doesnt stand out. @gachabastard

real as fuck i also rotate when doing md but idk i enjoy some more than others plus i cant build them all

FUCKK YEAHHHH WOOO SINKINGGG. this is true! the linton gregor is very nice in sinking teams too but yeah that is the core. g greg and nclair is kinda silly slots lmao but real asf. @wavesofstatic07

Real as fuckkkk. true! yeah maybe i was harsh on charge it is pretty fun and i like w ryo and don a lot. ONFGGGG i honestly cant wait for the charge renaissance (and the intervalio in general i am so curious what they are cooking)(no fucking way we go ON a w train right?). @runn1ngn0se

[this one was later but moved up bc it is relevent to above]

mhmhm sinking is very nice i love regular skills doing 100+ dmg a coin andddd sinking deluge getting 9000. but hmhmhmhm charge tremor is big? very neat hmhmhmhm see above but rose meur hmhmhm realrealreallll. burn is also cool! mhm!

Very fucking real sameee, got 9431 dmg just the other day. killed shock centipede in 2 turns and one turn sign of roses on mdh floor 5.

oooo? interestinggg hmhmhm. dungeon only is fair yeah mhm. hmhmhmmmmmmmm. this is very fucking cool. i see hmhmhm. we have a chef in out midst bc you are COOKING. mhmhmmmm very neat. id personally maybe hmm actually honglu still in for tremor hmmm. maybe more tremor units for w meur? (regret faust maybe) idk i just havent heard much good things about w meur. very fucking cool @rumekfuria

real as fuck! i love pirate greg

real asf!!!! id count it as dps bc it doesnt have a real through line its is just what works ykyk? very real.

lmao very real. yeahhh idk if it bc it is metaaa bc other teams totally preform better in there element i think but it is just very simple to use imo which is why. also it got fleshed out early so it has kinda dried up in recent interest. it still is very fun though and i like it it just doesnt stand out as a favorite imo. very fucking true. coolness > meta the animations are some of the coolest. beeg number :) @freiflies

onfgggg i love poise bl is very quite good. i wish i had nelly ryo, i have more then enough to shard her but what if i pull her rolling for others! i need to wait until i spend my lunacy pile (7000). mhmhm yeah the ego gifts make any status really fun. poise pops off normally but guh with everything else on top?? mhmhmh, i regularly get core ego gifts by like floor 3 and the rest of the mdh is swept. @sveta-karelia

WHEW i think that is all of them with text. thank you everyone who responded :):):):):):)

[seahdalune]

RHONDA YEAHHH WOOO YEAHHHH

[yuukei-yikes]

Um hiya vinnie,I've liked kagepro since i was like 13 so um do u have any prn hcs for the mekadan? If thats ok 2 ask

FUCK YEAHHH CRACKS KNUCKLES

ayano: she/her but in a deeply transgender way

kido: they/them but also...why not a lil bit of he/him. transmasc kido my beloved...

seto: he/him also in a deeply transgender way.

kano: he/they/it YEAHH WOOO YEAHHHH also transmasc btw if u even care. but i could also transfem ray him he has the range tbh

mary: she/they, doesnt rly care much though. that sonic comic thats like knuckles what are ur pronouns. (saeru: SETO WHAT ARE MARYS PRONOUNS seto: we usually just use she but they dont really care)

momo: she/it, probably a bunch of neos too. the more the better. transfem btw. that whole thing distances her and shintaro even more as kids bc he doesnt understand it very well. meeting ayano helps

takane: they/she/he/it. idk if its bc theyre a favorite or they just have that much gender. canon blue hair and all you know. so nonbinary it makes you look stupid

shintaro: he/him. hes the diversity hire and the only cis person in the dan. ive seen transmasc shintaro hcs and like ofc its awesome but to me it just changes his whole foundation... if a boy, to me he is cis. if trans shintaro...ok hear me out. transfem shin COME ONNN COME ON COME ONNNN C ok yeah that rly self indulgent hc aside, cis 💔 also has a hard time understanding...everyone else. when finding out ayano is trans his brain breaks. he especially cant understand the nonbinaries hes like JUST PICK ONE !!! sry cis shintaro is so funny he keeps wanting to act like a victim for it (confusion and self hatred shed feel in a transfem hc...oughoigh ok sorry ill move on)(puts down the stress ball with shintaro face printed on it)

hibiya: HE/HIM BABY TRANS💗💗💗 gets his first binder from the dan as a gift. kido teaches him to put it on. weehhh wehhhhh sniff sniff but also transfem egg hibiya would be so awesum too😳 both are good. but he is so deeply transgender either way

haruka: he/she. demiboy or demigirl whichever but so epic and genderfluid :) when he is a girl and she is a boy

konoha: it/its cuz unauthorized fucking thing /pos /pos /pos but when it was around, the dan used he/him sort of in the same way they use she for mary lol (kido: indicative but not exclusive to your gender identity. konoha: stop swearing at me)

hiyori: she/her, transfem. no one knows. knew she was a girl since like 0 seconds old. in my sick twisted mind the way hibiya and hiyori become friends in a route like the novels for example, where they didnt rly speak much before their trip together is cuz hiyori finds out hibiya is trans and decides he HAS to be her friend but doesnt Actually tell him that she's trans. probably only tells him after meeting the dan bc thats the whole lgbt community so she's like damn okay

[littlesliceofimmortality]

WOOOH YEHA BABY RANDY X GINGI FOR THE WIN YEAHHH BABY WOO THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT YEAH WOOH GINGI SHOULD EAT THEIR PARTNER WOOO YEAHHHH BABY RANDY X GINGI

Bet you can’t guess who I am jaja

THE STRONG WILL DEVOUR THE WEAK..OUGH... also hi rosey! :-)

[stinky-little-rat]

NO BITCHES SITMBOARD YEAHHH WOOO LETS GO YAYY YEAHHH WOOO WOOHOO YEAHHHH YAY WOOO

NO BITCHES?

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[crypt1dcorv1dae]

Just saw a funky little 6 legged walking robot on TV and started loudly going "YEAHHHH WOOOOO ROBOT BUG! ROBOT BUG! WOOO YEAHHH WOOHOOOO YIPPEEEE!!!" and I'm not kidding

[little-soldiers]

YEAHHH FUCK YEAHHHH WOOO

[lavenders-writing]

my epic and official review of FMN by @sipsteainanxiety below the cut <33

(ALSO GO READ IT IF YOU HAVEN'T)

okay starting off with ch 27:

the eye contact through the mirror,, good shit right there

this is random but i keep thinking about the baby and i feel so :(((( and DDDDD: PLEASE they gotta be a family again i am beggingsgfhgf

"you could still pull up. i'll sure she'll understand" okay i pull up--

"gotta get that quality time in with your girl" amen sero, amen

"cowabummer, dude" HJDFK SERO I LOVE YOU he's really coming in here with some hit lines isnt he

he;s so nervous :(((( just wanna wrap him in a big hug he deserves one

the thought that bakugou, who's extremely calculated, is willing to just risk it all just to be with the person he loves means SO much my heart is aching but like in a good way

the art AWWWWWshfgfddsk he is SO. yeah love him

Dr BitchAss McGee better step back alright im not playing around this time bc katsuki is sad again and that is NOT allowed in this household

if this man doesnt stop clicking at me i swear im gonna click him into the next dimension

this bitch is keeping me in a WAREHOUSE??? didnt your mother teach you how to treat a lady smh

OH DID THIS BITCH TAKE MY MEMORIESS AGAIN I SWEAR

this woman sounding like the Joker by talking about society like get your clown ass away from me im not batman

lady im sorry your partner died but i literally barely remember that incident because SOMEONE took my memory so why tf am i here i mean i understand that youre trauma dumping but find a better outlet, sis <3

oh heres bitchass mcgee in the corner okay lemme at him

"you bounced back though, didn't you?" okay untie me and then say that to my face

AAGHHHH NOW ITS BEEN REVEALED THAT SAKI'S HER DAUGHTER IM AAAFDHGADDFGDHFGSDHHFHDGFGHDH PLEASE LET THEM BE A FAMILY AGAIN THEY ALL DESERVE SO MUCH LOVE AND HAPPINESS

YEAHHHH WOOOOO KATSUKI COME IN AND KICK SOME ASS WITH ME love how this violence will hopefully bring us together <3

AAAHHH i didn't think i'd be in the notes!!! tysm ily <333333 !!!!!! i wanna draw this lady now sjfhdg i have a mental image of her already

okay time for ch 28 hgskdghasghsdf

these two bitches with one needle trying to beat us like just accept defeat, sweaty <3

OH SHIT WAIT HER QUIRK UH OH

YEAHHHH LEMME KICK THE DOCTORS STUPID HOE ASS WOOO

YESSSEESRESDSED A SOLID PUNCH TO THE FACE HELL EYAH

i should go back and take his wallet and socks; wallet bc it's funny and i can give it to the police and socks bc then he'll be very unconfrotable and thatll ALSO be funny

this lady has rabies or something omg

"YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME" "I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE" HDF KSHGHDJFHGSDKG PLEASE THAT TOOK ME OUT GHGJFSDHFHGK

bitch stop playing with me like im a puppet this isn't some wack version of coraline where youre the other mother okay put me down i'll bite you

when i said to put me down i did NOT mean like that

YEAHHH WOOOHOOOO IM A BADASS what a power couple omg

AAAHHHHGHH YES this friendship with eijirou is EVERYTHING

mother and father, please give me my child back immediately :) (threat)

YESSS GO OFF SIS THEY DID LIE TO YOU!!!! GO OFF!!!! QUEEN SHIT

YES uncle ei awwwww my HEART omg

kissed sunsets awwwww PLEASE thats so cute

the fact that he kept everything where is was, like the SNEAKERS, im,,,, my heart hurts he missed yn so muchAND TH EBOOK AND THE MUG AND THE NOTES HNMNGMHNFHMNHMFNNFH IM IN PAIN!!! ABSOLUTE AGONY!!!!!!!!!

OH AND THE PITCURE FRAME ON THE PILLOW I AM GOIGN TO WEEP AND SOB AND CRY

YES YES YES THEYRE A FAMILY AGAIN YE S S RSSE

HE GOT THE WHOLE NURSERY READY OMG PELA SEGREREKFVDHSGKDJSG SOBBIGN AN D SCREAMIGN

HE HAD THE RING ON HIM THE WHOEL TIME IM

HMNGHGNMGNHM LOSING YM MIND THEY MEAN :(((( SO MUCH TO ME :(((((( THEIR LITTLE FAMILIY IS SO IMPORTANT I LOVE THEM

amazing job AS ALWAYS this had me absolutely captivated omg <33333

[imsomeguy1]

GRAAAA YEAHHHH WOOO GOATS AND FRICKS YEAHHH

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[cnnamonrolls]

WOOO YEAHHH

WOO YEAHHHH

[yetanotherfilmblog]

awesome film review

yeah uh huh mhm yeahhhh film review wooo yeahhh!

[raedas]

[round of applause and wild cheering]

YEAH YEAHHH WOOO YEAHHHH

[brandishespistols]

YEAHHHH WOOO YEAHHH GO LOOK AT MY BEST FRIEND'S OC!!! SHE WORKED REALLY HARD ON THIS ART!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Richter E. Ambrose, PhD.

Leading scientist in his field of Dimensionology.