#woof amirite

[feralthembo]

I just need him in my life

[cannibaleather]

BITE THE THROAT THAT CALLS YOU A 'GOOD GIRL' YOU'RE NOT JUST A MAN YOU'RE A DOG BARK FOR ME DOG, SHOW ME YOUR TEETH

[beeg-bark]

girl with blood on her hands, blood running down forming little rivers, standing out and highlighting her flesh, unmarred, the blood not her own but someone else's, yeah okay got her in your mind?? you picturing her??? yeah okay she's wiping the blood off on your face and tilting your chin up by doing so, making you look up at her and smiling predatorily down at you, send tweet

[love-toxin]

minthara condescendingly calling my wood elf tav "faerie" has officially sapped whatever straightness that might've remained from my body

[aimzicr]

A bunch of would-be adventurers coming into the Adventurer Mart's Bhaalspawn Experience, stepping into the Spooky Dungeon and reading the plaques and talking about the way they would have handled themselves if this was their first dungeon, checking for traps, swinging some punches at the mannequins etc.

Then they turn the corner and see someone kneeling down in the middle of a room full of Spooky Cages, someone who gets up and leaves as soon as the group calls out to them. They don't respond, but they leave behind two bouquets of flowers. On closer inspection, the flowers are labelled: one is 'for Khalid' and the other one is 'for Dynaheir'.

"Huh," the visiting would-be adventurers say, "Weird." And then they move on with the tour.

[lichen-coated-boulder]

everything tastes good when you are starving

[sinchillalol]

Need someone to hit me with a "use your words" whenever I'm in my bark bark woof grrr mode.

[space-researcher-lexa]

Little tiny career change!

Print Production Manager -> Dog Groomer! :o)

I didnt think it was even possible to be happy at work.

[puffymucher]

points. points and nods

charlie demon form if the character designer was a monsterfucker

[999moreyears]

aughh. cursed to go to the doctors AGAIN!!! .. geiing shots :3 i am like andog at the vet hehe

[demonic0angel]

Nightwing is Not The Normal One!! (Click for clarity)

Of course, Wally still helped Dick plan a date so he could finally ask out Dan. (Image descriptions are below, as well as what Wally sent to Dan in his text messages)

Inspired by this post of mine

[Image description: Panel 1 has Wally sitting down at a dining table, presumably at a restaurant and Dick just arrived and is sitting down. The two are smiling and chatting.

Wally: Dick! It’s great to see you!

Dick: You too, Wally! It’s been so long!

W: Right? How’ve you been?

Panel 2 has a close up of Dick’s smiling face.

D: Remember Wraith? (Wraith is Dan’s “hero” name that I made up) We’ve been hanging out more and… I think I’m going to ask him out!

Panel 3 has Wally’s awkward, but smiling face as Dick rambles in the background.

D: He’s just so cute and handsome and gorgeous like I really don’t know how Dr and Dr Fenton created such a perfect being like omg wow

Panel 4 continues with Wally’s face but now he’s frowning and looking even more awkward as Dick rambles.

D: And all of his siblings are so adorable and cute too. And do you see his muscles? Like awooga amirite he’s so attractive that it’s killing me bark bark woof woof

Panel 5 now has Wally who has lost all hope in having a normal conversation with Dick, who continues rambling.

D: I bet he’d be so cute in bed. I took pictures of him when he was sleeping and found his address lol it was too easy I didn’t even try like omg it was so easy

Panel 6 has Wally freaked out and texting Dan underneath the table. He stays silent while Dick is now visibly gushing with hearts around him.

D: Did you know that his measurements are 48-35-44? He has an hourglass figure! I found out by looking through the cameras I put in his room. Man, I can’t wait to—

W: *thinking* HOW DID I FORGET THAT HE WAS BATMAN’S FIRST KID??? THEY’RE ALL INSANE!! ]

Wally’s text messages with Dan:

[Image description: the contact name is “do not put dick in”

Wally: *with bad spelling* bro did anyone tell you that Dick is crazy yet

Dan: … sorry?

Wally: *with more bad spelling* Dick has your bwh (bust/waist/hips) numbers

Wally: He’s crazy

Dan: I’ve been knowing 🙄]

[trans-shiny-primarina]

Yeaaahhh I'm a dragon, AND a ouppy

Woof woof roar amirite?

[minijenn]

Woof! Talk about Rebound City, amirite? Hahahaha...hah.....Yeah, Steven's not in a good place.

Nopeeee he sure ain’t hahaha

[timdrakesstaff]

Peter Parker? More like Peter Barker. Woof woof, amirite?

[puppygush]

puppygush??? more like puppy gush inside me amirite

arf! wraf wuf woof woof! :3 (puppy is in heat)

[just-some-random-blogger]

is there any itsy bitsy tiny chance, that you'll write puss in boots wolf/death/muerte x reader? asking for important research and definitely not simping for that character

What 😳😳😳😳😳

I-

Yes i would though

HAHAHAHHAAAHAHAA DO YOU WANT ONE ?

Uh imma be real with you 😭😭😭😭 HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH you said x reader and IDK IF I CAN MAKE IT ROMANTIC HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THATS A DOG

But DAYUM woof amirite