#woof amirite

[cannibaleather]

BITE THE THROAT THAT CALLS YOU A 'GOOD GIRL' YOU'RE NOT JUST A MAN YOU'RE A DOG BARK FOR ME DOG, SHOW ME YOUR TEETH

[beeg-bark]

girl with blood on her hands, blood running down forming little rivers, standing out and highlighting her flesh, unmarred, the blood not her own but someone else's, yeah okay got her in your mind?? you picturing her??? yeah okay she's wiping the blood off on your face and tilting your chin up by doing so, making you look up at her and smiling predatorily down at you, send tweet

[love-toxin]

minthara condescendingly calling my wood elf tav "faerie" has officially sapped whatever straightness that might've remained from my body

[lichen-coated-boulder]

everything tastes good when you are starving

[aimzicr]

A bunch of would-be adventurers coming into the Adventurer Mart's Bhaalspawn Experience, stepping into the Spooky Dungeon and reading the plaques and talking about the way they would have handled themselves if this was their first dungeon, checking for traps, swinging some punches at the mannequins etc.

Then they turn the corner and see someone kneeling down in the middle of a room full of Spooky Cages, someone who gets up and leaves as soon as the group calls out to them. They don't respond, but they leave behind two bouquets of flowers. On closer inspection, the flowers are labelled: one is 'for Khalid' and the other one is 'for Dynaheir'.

"Huh," the visiting would-be adventurers say, "Weird." And then they move on with the tour.

[sinchillalol]

Need someone to hit me with a "use your words" whenever I'm in my bark bark woof grrr mode.

[space-researcher-lexa]

Little tiny career change!

Print Production Manager -> Dog Groomer! :o)

I didnt think it was even possible to be happy at work.

[puffymucher]

points. points and nods

charlie demon form if the character designer was a monsterfucker

[999moreyears]

aughh. cursed to go to the doctors AGAIN!!! .. geiing shots :3 i am like andog at the vet hehe

[demonic0angel]

Nightwing is Not The Normal One!! (Click for clarity)

Of course, Wally still helped Dick plan a date so he could finally ask out Dan. (Image descriptions are below, as well as what Wally sent to Dan in his text messages)

Inspired by this post of mine

[Image description: Panel 1 has Wally sitting down at a dining table, presumably at a restaurant and Dick just arrived and is sitting down. The two are smiling and chatting.

Wally: Dick! It’s great to see you!

Dick: You too, Wally! It’s been so long!

W: Right? How’ve you been?

Panel 2 has a close up of Dick’s smiling face.

D: Remember Wraith? (Wraith is Dan’s “hero” name that I made up) We’ve been hanging out more and… I think I’m going to ask him out!

Panel 3 has Wally’s awkward, but smiling face as Dick rambles in the background.

D: He’s just so cute and handsome and gorgeous like I really don’t know how Dr and Dr Fenton created such a perfect being like omg wow

Panel 4 continues with Wally’s face but now he’s frowning and looking even more awkward as Dick rambles.

D: And all of his siblings are so adorable and cute too. And do you see his muscles? Like awooga amirite he’s so attractive that it’s killing me bark bark woof woof

Panel 5 now has Wally who has lost all hope in having a normal conversation with Dick, who continues rambling.

D: I bet he’d be so cute in bed. I took pictures of him when he was sleeping and found his address lol it was too easy I didn’t even try like omg it was so easy

Panel 6 has Wally freaked out and texting Dan underneath the table. He stays silent while Dick is now visibly gushing with hearts around him.

D: Did you know that his measurements are 48-35-44? He has an hourglass figure! I found out by looking through the cameras I put in his room. Man, I can’t wait to—

W: *thinking* HOW DID I FORGET THAT HE WAS BATMAN’S FIRST KID??? THEY’RE ALL INSANE!! ]

Wally’s text messages with Dan:

[Image description: the contact name is “do not put dick in”

Wally: *with bad spelling* bro did anyone tell you that Dick is crazy yet

Dan: … sorry?

Wally: *with more bad spelling* Dick has your bwh (bust/waist/hips) numbers

Wally: He’s crazy

Dan: I’ve been knowing 🙄]

[prettylynnpup]

Wruff! Arfruff! Woof!

Amirite?

[trans-shiny-primarina]

Yeaaahhh I'm a dragon, AND a ouppy

Woof woof roar amirite?

[minijenn]

Woof! Talk about Rebound City, amirite? Hahahaha...hah.....Yeah, Steven's not in a good place.

Nopeeee he sure ain’t hahaha

[timdrakesstaff]

Peter Parker? More like Peter Barker. Woof woof, amirite?

[mr-email-man]

shout out to all my dog followers woof woof amirite

[fabiansociety]

gamera vs barugon

woof, buddy, gamera vs barugon is immediately such a trainwreck compared to the first one, hopefully that's just the opening, but wow.

i do appreciate that these movies are trying to be darker and moodier than the godzilla movies coming out at the same time. the godzilla series all happens in broad daylight, and has for several films, but even in this big budget color gamera, things are happening at night or in moodily lit back rooms. i had the general impression that the series was pretty kid focused (gamera is friend to all children!) and maybe we'll get there, but at least for now it's got more of a noirish vibe that i enjoy

still doing the polynesian brownface, which sucks, but does give some useful context for the ways that like infinite wealth used hawaii in sometimes thoughtless and exoticizing ways

the movie does get better, and it's definitely got a grimy, almost grindhouse charm that's miles away from the godzilla films, but it's loopy as hell in the third act and gamera is a cameo ex machina at best. this would have maybe been a stronger movie if it had just been barugon with no gamera at all, but the gamera suit is still miles better. really, possibly the best kaiju suit of anything we've seen, with the possible exception of mothra, who gets disqualified since she doesn't have a poor dude zipped up inside her.

the good:

godzilla

mothra

gamera

the perfectly fine:

4. ghidorah the three-headed monster 5. ebirah the horror from the deep 6. gamera vs barugon 7. mothra vs godzilla 8. dogora 9. invasion of astro-monster

the bad:

10. godzilla raids again 11. rodan 12. varan the unbelievable (more like varan the unbelievably boring amirite)