#woods... scary..... idk abt that one

[astrxealis]

subtle hints of horror crawl up on me ever since new year man

[propertyofkylar]

gonna yap abt amie (dol pc) and her relationships with the LIs because i was thinking abt it in the shower this morning and wanted to share and i only ever talk abt her and whitney and kylar so wanted to expand

whitney: her boyfriend. she loves him so much. they get along well because they’re both loud and violent and love causing trouble. amie is known as “whitney’s girl” and therefore no one ever fucks with her.

kylar: except when they DO fuck with her because no one understands why whitney’s girl also spends so much time with that freak kylar. but amie loves him too. her other boyfriend. she protects him at any cost. most days she heads over to his manor after school. she feels a strong need to take care of him.

robin: since amie has been in the orphanage as long as she can remember, robin has been her best friend since day one. she tried to repress their mutual feelings but couldn’t do it so now they’re together too. another one that amie needs to protect. she supports him in all his endeavors (lemonade stand, crossdressing) and he’s always there when she wants to cry.

sydney: he intrigued amie because of how cute and shy he was. and amie couldn’t stand there being someone whose virginity she didn’t take. so she joined the temple just to sleep with him. and she feels guilty about it. because she does care about sydney, but she’s also literally a demon and he clearly cares more about her than she does him. but she considers him a friend because they spent a lot of time together during the play and working at sirris’s shop. she’s just very conflicted.

avery: this may be surprising but this is amie’s first love. he was kind to her when no one else was, and showed her how good life can be. like she had no money and no friends other than robin and avery came to help her. even now she has more than enough money and no worries, she still spends every saturday with him. he’s the only person she will be calm and submissive with. they genuinely enjoy each other’s company (and now that amie is a famous model and dancer that doesn’t hurt either)

eden: SCARY. amie is scared of her. her worst fear is being trapped with only one person. she kidnapped amie once. amie ran and never looked back. thankfully amie is quick lol so she hasn’t been caught again since.

alex: amie barely knows him. she doesn’t often go out that way (she’s been kidnapped by remy so many times it’s bad memories) but she’s worked at his farm a few times. honestly she’s too busy with stuff in town so she doesn’t have time to go out to the farm. she really just doesn’t care.

black wolf: i think a long time ago amie ended up here and gets along fairly well with the wolf pack. she doesn’t spend a lot of time there but when she sees them in the woods it’s not a bad experience.

great hawk: amie has never met him!!

idk if anyone even will read this but maybe i will write more about her and named npcs too. idk. thinking abt amie a lot lately because she is my child and i love her

[witchbugs]

hello beloved mutuals u’ll never guess what character this post is about. to celebrate the episode betty’s ten year anniversary of existence here is a annotation of sorts (?) of my betty playlist (<- talking to empty audience) warning this makes increasingly less sense

starting off strong with betty (a little bit of madness) by half shy !!!!! we dont appreciate this song enough THERE IS A SONG ABT HER !!!!!! BY SOMEONE WHO WROTE MUSIC FOR THE SHOW :3 dont even have to say anything abt this one

THE MOON WILL SING BY THE CRANE WIVES. ITS THE. THE I COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE ELSE. I SPENT SO MUCH TIME DEDICATED TO SIMON IM NOT SURE THERES EVEN ANY ME LEFT ANYMORE. shaking like a rabid dog do we get the vision

the deal by mitski !! this one is just sooo betty fusing with golb ok trust me

& by tally hall!! this one is solely for the outro tbh 😭 BIG BAD BETTY OF THE POCALYPSE, SHE OPENS HER LIPS AND IT GOES LIKE THIS ‼️🔥🔥

I BET ON LOSING DOGS BY MITSKI. GODDD THIS IS THE ONE THAT MADE ME WANNA MAKE THIS POST. III BET ON LOSING DOGSS, I KNOW THEYRE LOSING AND I PAY FOR MY PLACE BY THE RING. simon/ice king ok. are we seeing the vision. and dont even get me STARTEDDD on i always want u when im finally fine… ITS THE WAY SIMON WAS INSANE AND WHEN HE WAS FINALLY HIMSELF AGAIN SHE WAS GONE. EATING GLASS. and FINALLY the SOMEONE TO WATCH ME DIE. GODDDD.

curses by the crane wives! I JUST THINK IT FITS OK :3 the devils after both of ussss OUGHGUH

no eyed girl by lemon demon, gonna be so real idk how to explain this one. we’re just vibing

i’m your man by mitski. yes theres a lot of mitski. this is on my petrigrof playlist as well and i think it could be from either pov tbh. LIKE the first verse is betty i think and the second is simon’s suicidal ass in fionna and cake

running up that hill (a deal with god) by kate bush :3 this ones just OBVIOUSSS id make a deal with god… GET HIM TO SWAP OUR PLACES…..

my girlfriend is a witch by october country ! just for sillies. magic betty ily forever and ever

love, me normally by will wood! dont know how to explain this one either tbh bc will wood lyrics scramble my brain but in a pleasant way. idk i just think shes full of autism and also magic insanity

sick of losing soulmates by dodie! OUGHGHG. another more petrigrof centered one but mannn . I CAN FINALLY SEE UR AS FUCKED UP AS ME SO HOW DO WE WIN. I WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. lighting myself on fire

death thrice dawn by the scary jokes! ngl i dont remember adding this one but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tossing this verse at u

wife by mitski!!!! is this a stretch. idc idc. ur home to mee if i am not urs what am iiii

goodbye, my danish sweetheart by mitski !! guhh magic betty and “i’m sure that uve seen what its done to my heart” and “im not the girl i ought to be” and “you can tell them what u saw in me and not the way i am” ☹️ ANDDD could we just be what we’re meant to be, im just about to beg u pleaseew ☹️💔

i guess by mitski GODDDD so proud of her for moving on and idk learning to pass the bechdel test i GUESS but im GOINJ TO EAT FIBERGLASS

ANDDD THATS THE END !!! FOR NOW !!! there will be more songs on this playlist later :3 if u read this ily and i will probably do this w/ my petrigrof playlist at some point :3

[hearts4golbach]

my interpretation of Vignette by Twenty One Pilots.

I googled the meaning of this song and made me think a lot about the lyrics so I need to get my thoughts out. (keep in mind I know none of the Clancy lore.) Google said this song is about drug addiction (idk if that's accurate) sooo tw I think?

"not sure when it started- peeling from his bones- piece it back together all alone."

not sure when the addiction really started. idk abt the other lines. I was thinking the feeling of whatever addiction and coming down from it eventually.

"hope it held together long enough for he- to pitch the greener grasses and hope that she would agree"

tbh I have no idea.

"fresh off a binger in the woods, flesh covered in bites- testing what is real, what is good, man- it's been a long night."

it says clearly, fresh off of binging drugs in the woods. getting eaten by bugs. this person is testing what is really there and happening, or double checking, as the drug wears off.

"it's a tribute to zombies- of which I've become."

they abused these drugs so much, they act like a zombie sober. a tribute to zombies is a tribute to all the other people suffering or overcoming addiction.

"where do I go from here?- where do I go from here?"

they don't know where to turn or who to turn to while fighting addiction.

"clinging to promises- fighting off the vignette."

everyone is clinging to their promises of getting over addiction. I think the "vignette" they're fighting is the addiction itself or the drugs kicking in.

"tunnels cave, visions fade- swallowed by the vignette."

they have caved and are doing the drug. their vision is fading and they're swallowed by the drug or the addiction itself.

"he's thinking, "There's no way I'm headed there""

I immediately think of rehab. they don't think they need rehab.

"always sure footed, educated and was never scared- now he can't hold out his hand without it shaking."

how they used to be before drugs, then after.

"hounded by a bunch of dead when the search party found him- fresh off a binger in the woods, flesh covered in bites- testing what is real, what is good- man, it's been a long night."

overdose. I can't tell if they lived or not.

"it's a tribute to zombies- of which I've become- where do I go from here?- where do I go from here?"

THEYRE A ZOMBIE if they died. so they literally become a zombie from the drugs.

"clinging to promises- fighting off the vignette- tunnels cave, visions fade- swallowed by the vignette."

same thing as I already said.

"no, not me, it's for a friend- no, no, not me, it's for a friend- no, not me, it's for a friend- no, no, not me, it's for a friend, denial."

YOU GUYS ARENT LISTENING. NO. NO. NOT. ME. ITS. FOR. A. FRIEND.

no, the drugs aren't for him. the drugs are for a friend, not for him. D E N I A L. they know they're for them.

I'm not doing the rest cause it's just repeating lyrics. I relate to this song so fucking much bro it's scary.

that was my opinion on this song, ty for reading

[tazzymcclazzy]

RAAAAGH GRAAARRRGHHH AND OTHER SUCH SCARY DRAGONDOGTHING NOISES pleas e read this

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☆ he/it/that/bark/woof/any canine-related neo you can fathom but i very much like it/its, transmasc and pan! can't quite describe my exact gender its like caninegender and boygored's evil child it's like the cissest-looking trans man you know its like some shadowy creature in the woods its like a domestic puppy. you know the drill. one day ill find a xeno that fits that

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second one by @/ratboyinastarrycoat!!

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OKAY THATS ALL SCAMPERS AWAY

[okaycoolthanks]

Happy Birthday Deare blurb (I think it’s called that idk.)

Cover art: (posting it twice so it doesn’t take up the whole screen lmao)

Happy birthday Deare is a 70 page comic about a young boy Deare! It’s his birthday and his friends set up a scavenger hunt in the woods he lives in. You meet a lot of his friends as he goes from place to place helping his friends with something to get a hint to the next location to go to.

As the story progresses you learn a little more about Deare and why he acts some of the ways he does, and about some of his friends (and even some hints to later comics ;) )

If I had to age rate it I think it’d be pg13 at MOST. I tried to write/draw it like a children’s book but it is supposed to be creepy at parts and there’s a page or two with some gore. And I guess some descriptions are scary and a character looks scary and that’s all I can think of to mention

I’ve been writing it since around the middle of September in 2023 but I had the characters thought out a bit before that. I’m still working on it and I’m hoping to get it finished by April? I am one person working on it and I have other things to do and “school” so it might take longer.

I may get it published, idk how that works but my mom said that she’d help and she knows someone who can do publish things so until I get more info abt that that’s all we know for now

Hope you enjoy the little snippets and drawings I post of the process :)

[grenadineghost]

HI JUNI!!! gimme 1 and multiples of 11!!

Locals (Girls like us) by underscores ft gabby start

I am in no way surprised this made it to number 1. im fucking obsessed with this song i listened to it multiple times per day for months its so catchy and energetic and passionate and transfeminine and i love it. also btw this is the song playing during the transformation scene at the party in chew toy. GIRLS LIKE US ARE ROTTEN TO THE CORE!! this song makes me want to bite someone. btw fun fact underscores went to my high school

11. Drunk Voicemail by Pom Pom Squad

hey, you're the one who introduced me to this album!! i returned to this album regularly all year, it inspired a lot of writing and emotions. this song is really fucking good for those heavy late night feelings. it's a CRUCIAL chew toy song and a WWNGJAD song and the rest of the album was super influential for cul-de-sacrilege.

22. Edging in Heaven by Juicebumps

this is a SUPER WEIRD song by a small indie band ive actually gotten to see live! juicebumps has weird vibes and an insane website and its just. what a song. idk how to describe it. it's on the apple pie playlist for being a weird horny song about heaven and perfection. for a horny song it is NOT horny in the way you'd expect, it's horny in a weird unpolished sweaty uncomfortable way i love it.

33. LA Hallucinations by Carly Rae Jepsen

there's not much to say about this one other than it being a total fucking jam! emotion is a top tier album and this is one of my fav albums. i play it a lot while playing magic (i have a weird insistence that CRJ music has fairy tale vibes so espc when playing w eldraine decks?) but this song is higher up than the rest bc its a Velerium song and i got super obsessed with burning woods for a couple weeks this year.

44. IN MY MOUTH by Black Dresses

again this is just a fucking banger! i dont have specific memories associated with this song from this year its just good!! its on the chew toy playlist so that helps but like genuinely its just severely fucks. i love harsh noises i love scary synths i love trans women i love biting

55. No More Like That by Eifuawn

i listened to this a lot while writing my story mycorrhizal/the store will be closing shortly! i dont have too much to say abt it, idrk the lyrics well, it just has this vibe to it of weariness and yearning and its really beautiful

66. Lean Into Life by Petey

oh. okay. so i have a history with this song. i first heard it the night i had to say goodbye to my then-friend group, including my now-girlfriends, and this song's powerful yearning melancholic but also a little hopeful? energy made me go crazy insane. the idea of leaning into life at a time when i felt like i was just starting to become my own person with this beautiful life. anyways that friend group exploded horribly but i still have my girlfriends and this song makes me think of them <3

77. Rich Bitch Juice (Laura Les Remix) by Alice Longyu Gao

we're entering the part of the playlist where its really just songs i like. this one is just a jam! it's an amaranth song, so i guess i listened to it in preparation for the couple of dnd sessions i had this year?

88. B.F.F. by Destroy Boys

I had a big destroy boys phase this year, espc closer to the start of the year, when i was writing chew toy and cul-de-sacrilege. i was feeling grungy and angsty and destroy boys was such a vibe. bff isn't my fav song lol by them lol but its still a fucking jam

99. Hollywood Baby by 100 gecs

another amaranth debonair song! it's interesting, i don't remember the start of the year as well, so a bunch of these songs i don't fully remember listening to that much. i guess i played amy more at the start of the year than i realized? i also played her playlist in the car with my dad a lot though lol

tysm for asking i love talking about music so much :3

[prynnehesters]

i genuinely need to pump this out bcuz i saw a reddit thread abt which bg3 character would be the best college roommate and im like, thinking about the types of roommates they'd be lmaoo

gale

has tara as an esa. sometimes she goes to class w him, other times she's free to wander in the woods or whatever. a lot of neighbors know her

math major

probably works as a tutor/librarian/does some research

goes to bed early

constantly at school

goes out to pub trivia once a month

can cook/hosts dinner parties sometimes, but has some snacks he is weirdly anal about you not touching

if he were to experience being broken up with, it's a week of crying, eating ice cream, and listening to pop divas

snores

wyll

education major

involved w the student council, does a lot of volunteering, coaches kids soccer

goes out to parties every weekend, occasionally gets into trouble

brings back weird people sometimes

wakes up early to go work out (has a consistent schedule)

astarion

prelaw (either polysci, compsci, or theatre major who hates theatre kids)

basically never in the room (comes back after you're asleep/leaves before you wake up)

has a wacky schedule

your stuff disappears (can be money, food, etc)

gets into some shady shit

not fully aware of how loud he is sometimes

will throw a weird party once in a while

halsin

geology major

probably works at a climbing gym

chill af

really good at communication (texts you if he needs something or if you need to expect something from him)

gone most weekends (either home, camping, hiking, or uh, something else)

brings back a lot of people (but always warns you beforehand)

karlach

communications major

probably a student athlete

smokes cigarettes

goes out and parties often

will be your wingman

sometimes sends cryptic texts with lots of emojis

probably a metalhead

shadowheart

very religious (probably changes from Christianity to paganism in university)

has a little shrine in her area that she's protective over

probably brought a lot of stuffed animals

listens to scary music, goes to a lot of underground shows

has a lot of suitors she has to turn down cuz she's waiting till marriage lmao (until she meets the one)

probably has periods where she won't leave the room, but otherwise eh

english major

lae'zel

kinesiology major

strict routine

will criticize you if something's not to her liking or if you don't do something well enough/clean something enough

international student

probably has someone over several times a week

also goes out on weekends (but you never know what she does)

minthara

business major

knows where all the shady shit is

gets involved in shady shit

probably had to bail her out a few times, but she never learns lol

she's probably gonna take over her parents company, nothing really matters to her lol (in college just to party)

talks in her sleep

you basically have to do all chores around the apartment cuz she always claims to be busy

jaheira

biology major

straight forward about expectations, nothing too crazy tbh

probably has a safe that's highly guarded

idk she seems alright. i feel like she has a pretty lenient schedule ngl

minsc

dropped out of uni/in local community college

boo is a service animal

you have to bail him out every weekend cuz he never learns and gets involved in weird shit

[parola-di-winx]

stupid woman, this is the second time you’ve insulted me. you're definitely an Islamophobe, I don't believe in your support for Palestine. I wrote in arabic so you can see that I'm real.and I didn’t write the second message. you're just stupid

cannibal holocaust is like a mockumentary but the structure is found footage and some might even SAY it's the first of its kind ?!?! isn't that just inherently cool?? to have something that is considered the first time A Thing has ever been done??? like that's always so exciting to me. part of why texas chainsaw massacre is SO elevated in my brain probably. anyway it being the first found footage movie is especially significant because people have never seen that before. you know how blair witch came out and everyone was genuinely looking for these kids lost in the woods? imagine that TWO DECADES EARLIER the director went to COURT bc people thought he was actually distributing REAL people being murdered and worse. he had to ho back to south america and find all the actors and bring them to court with him to prove no one actually died. the worst part abt this movie is also the only part that's real unfort which is the animals that Have been hurt very graphically too for the making of this movie. which is not only fucking sad but so frustrating because none of that was even necessary like they had such good sfx at play and you had to kill animals for real ?? and like for what. none of those scenes were necessary

anyway the mockumentary aspect was film crew going to somewhere in the amazon forest to show Unhinger Wild Barbaric Native Tribes ooooooo isn't it sooooo scary look at all these evil insane things they dooooo........ and then said crew gets Lost. they never come back and a professor who iirc was like an expert in traditions and culture or whatever of people who live in the amazon is sent to find them. they do find the tribe the crew had made contact with and find the footage too. they find the entire film which besides the /documentary/ section also shows how the crew would the worst things to fire up the tribe or straight up Fake rituals and stuff that they would then sell as Evil Insane Scary Rituals . thank God eventually they get got and die horribly 👍👍

a third of the film is cinematically shot and i'm not sure what the excuse for that is. i think they were doing a mockumentary within the mockumentary? like the crew is doing a documentary in the amazon forest and then the professor and His team is doing a documentary about the search for the original crew. but then there are also more cinematic scenes of the professor showing the entire footage to his producers to convince them it shouldn't be aired/should only be aired in full to show the truth. it's kinda like. who is really the barbarian here. who is really the savage. i think it was trying to fly too close to the sun and comes off as slightly pretentious bc aren't you, deodato the real life director of this whole movie, still lowkey exploiting random people from the other side of the world ? like what business do you have trying to woke shame the usamericans ??? idk lmao i don't trust this mans he's done other. sort of equally distasteful Attempts at. something. i don't know what is goal ever is. but. people were traumatized and terrified of this movie when it first aired and i wish i was alive at the time to like. experience the mass hysteria that makes you believe this is true. it's surely a fascinating time capsule and now we have paranormal activity

do you wanna know the real gorey gross bits ? that's what we're here for right ? they had a girl impaled from her genitals to her mouth. it looked INSANE it's i think the most striking visual from the movie and it's done so well it still holds up fine. they had like this huge pole so that it would REALLY look extra painful and the top half was attached to a mouthpiece the actress could like bite into ? and the bottom half had like a bike seat type of end akfkakkf so she could kinda sit on it . insane. really good. i tip my hat

[eshtaresht]

thanks for the tag!!

1. Were you named after anyone? After my mom's uni groupmate. Not in a significant way, she just liked the name

2. When was the last time you cried? As in got stinging in my eyes, this morning. As in properly cried, idk, some months ago

3. Do you have kids? Nope

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Just a normal amount, mostly for comedic purposes

5. What sports do you play/ have you played? Never anything profeccional, but I think volleyball and swimming counts

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people? Ummm the most noticible one??? It depends

7. Eye color? Brown

8. Scary movie or happy ending? Both, neither and a secret third thing on top. Don't have preference in endings or genre, if the movie is good then it is good

9. Any special talents? Can whistle like a bird and also hand whistle

10. Where were you born? Russia

11. What are your hobbies? Oh boy... Reading, drawing, writing, taxidermy (bones and diaphonization mostly), sewing, knitting, polymer clay sculpting, wood carving, cooking, foraging and watching movies/cartoons/any visual media

12. How tall are you? 167 cm (~ 5'5)

13. Fave subject in school? English, I think? Had a great teacher and liked to do powerpoint presentations abt things I'm interested in

14. Do you have any pets? Cat, dog and a small colony of dermestid beetles :3

15. Dream job? Any form of craftsmanship, I think I would make a fine carpenter or smth. Or research, but if scientists didn't have to fight for grants and were just allowed to explore the world for the sake of it

Tags (zero pressure): @tapok-eve, @hudshem, @madnessmadness and anyone who would like to join <3

15 questions for 15 mutuals

tagged by @darthdutton, thank you so much for the fun tag game and sorry I took so long to get to it! I’ve been on a much needed social media fast 🙏🏼.

are you named after anyone? No, I don’t think so. I think my dad just didn’t like my almost-name and liked the idea of me being “victorious”. Turns out the only way I’ve lived up to my name is by owning a bunch of dolls, wanting to be treated like a Queen and wanting to meet my Albert.

when was the last time you cried? um. In the shower about a week ago? I had to euthanize my 15 year old dog and I was suddenly struck by the grief of her loss since she’s been in my life for so long. 

do you have kids? I have three kittens.

do you use sarcasm a lot? only all the time.

what sports do you play/have you played?  Anything in physical education class at school. I always sucked at sports and was the last one to get picked when making teams. It was so embarrassing lol. I’m a good skier tho!

what’s the first thing you notice about other people? idk, great question! I’ll pay more attention.

eye color? Dark brown.

scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies! Nothing against happy endings but… they gotta be realistic for me to like them.

any special talents? Overthinking.

where were you born? Wouldn’t you like to know?!!!!!! Even though I was raised in Mexico, I was born in the United States. I am privileged with a USAmerican passport.

what are your hobbies? watching anime, reading, writing, listening to music, dancing,trying out new restaurants/cafes, going on trips ( hate to copy ,but damn we do have the same taste x2)

do you have any pets? More like too many pets. I just euthanized my Min Pin, so now I only have 4 cats and a Border Collie. But I’ll be giving up 2 of the kittens up for adoption and most likely releasing Momo (the mom) once I spay her. 

how tall are you? Wouldn’t you like to know?!!!!! Average height in the US, tall in Mexico.

fave subject in school? Psychology, Math, Cultural Anthropology, Linguistics

dream job? idk because I’ve had amazing jobs where I felt so lucky to get paid to do work that I do but I’ve evolved… it used to be Marketing but I would like to get paid to use my Psychology nerdery next.

No pressure tags @justafrenchlondoner @sixth-vip @noa-ciharu @yamat0 @momoyamaguchi @linkspooky @incensuous @queen-asiad @ashleyfonthescreamofcreation

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look how cute this outfit is

[walkiingcandle]

ah yes, school thoughts. here ya go. @downtowncannibal <- featured!

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warnings: billy lenz

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Dear diary, the date is 2/9/1910.

Billy still has not taken a shower and has come close to making me like claire. I will take his(my) cat privileges away if he soon does not shower, I will take his sweater and use as a leash to drag him into the bathroom. I will not lock the door on him, because he will probably eat it, resulting in our 96th broken bathroom door. I do not know how long these shenanigans will ensue. I cannot continue to live this way, I will soon become the hunter and billy the prey, what he did to Agnes will look like a joke the way I'm gonna mangle his infant ass. He will soon become mounted on my bedroom wall, I will no longer need the pictures from free prints for I will have the real thing on my bedroom wall (not fruity) lmao. I will be on the news because Tumblr billy lenz stans wi;ll invade my house (hopefully mother is not home)

P.s. hide baboosh. Billy stans will take her for she looks nothing like Claude, but is pretty. Send help. Not for bill, but for me.

He is dead……. On my wall, woops update coming tomorrow. Or later today, goodbye self.

Love, jeaaix. <3

Day Two: Billy's POV

DeAt DiaRy it´s me BILLYY!!!!!!!

Jeasix being mean , gross i dont like showers, nasty even. I do not like jeaaox jea took away claude. MY CAT!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR

It was like peter groddy. He broke the piano, he (peter) smelled weird, like rotten moldy cheese. Jeaaix will not give me a bath, i will eat its cat babooshka, then eat the bathroom door, wood, yunm. I will not continue with this bombfulery,

P.s. send help. Jea is here, helphelohelp helohelogekoehgrhjegrjhegrjhegrjhergjehrgjehrgjehrgejhrgggggehjjrgejhrgjgergeehhrehj

Hit the griddy no

My therapist will hear abt this >:(. \

Anyways *growls* goodbye diary. Read ITS ME BILLY!!!!!!!!!

The one, the only, billy lenz :)

Day three: Jeaaix POV

Dear diary, 2/10/1910

Billy is beginning to stench of rotten pussy fish flesh, i fear if he does not take a bath soon my nostril will disintegrate. Truthfully, he would like the bath if he wasn’t such a bitch. Soon, I fear i must take extreme measures and throw Claude in the bath so Billy takes one with him. That, or buy pink bubble bath.

-Jeaaix Billy >:D

Day Three: Billy's POV

Dear Diary, 2/11/1910

sewers !!!!! i will not take a bath therefore I have escaped down the toilet and to the sewers. I ended up in some place called ambrose? I do not know but it is dead (quiet litterally lmao) I stumbled into a white building with a giant yellow T on the door. Opening the door and screaming my classic ¨PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY¨ i had seen a man on his knees (for me, billy ofc) and some people in seats, classical styles, I can accept this. Wow. very pretty, bright, and uh oh the knee man is walking towards me, he looks angry, he has big ears. Welp. All i remember now is getting pushed out of the white building with the giant yellow T. well that is not very fun. I ran, my green sweater missing so i ofc ran into the station hopefully the scary big eared man wont come for me lmao *heart eye emoji*

Sighing off will update sokn,

- fluffy hard to draw, haired billy lenzy poo *skull emoji*soon,

The update: Billy's pov >:]

Update 2/11/10 two hpurs later prbs idk how to tell time lolzies

Anyways, big haired man got me, now i have fallen down some stairs which look very pretty may I add, anywaysm, it tasted like candle wax, very plain, not flavored, how sad. Sighhhhhhhhs, anyways, a man with long black hair and a face, looked fake may I add and part of my face is shaded in, sihhjjjjj., I kicked him in the shin and took my ratty bum back to the sewers where i will stay until the big eared man gets his goon away from me, big eared man looks tasty. Yum, yumm. Update later loserz <#

Billy

[soulsilvers]

BABIES!!?? TWO BABY GIRLS? BABY TIME? 🥺

yeah i FINALLY finished my designs i spent months polishing how they look omg.. its not often i think abt "and then they had 10 babies!!!" endgame scenarios but god? red and green as dads though? THAT should become real that i will allow 👀

talking under the cut!

begonia

- the older one, adopted when she was just a few months.

- very bi

- her dads take her and tawny to many vacations, allowing her to see many pokémon and the world around her in advance. in alola, she is gifted an alolan vulpix which becomes a beloved friend to her.

- she and green especially are on the same wavelength most of the time, having very similar personalities and its easy to joke around with green. green remains a very cool and youthful, not embarrassing dad in his late thirties. most of the time.

- she is cutesy and small but also pretty strong for a little girl? she cant lift reds charizard yet but she might be able to do it in a few years?? its a bit scary lol

- at school she basks in popularity and excels at many sports, but at the same time is annoyed by nearly 20 kids at once asking her to become their rival. chocolate boxes with "be my rival 🥺" written on them in the family's doorstep ensue. begonia cant be impressed very easily, she just shoves the chocolate to her dads, green just being like LOL more for us.

- that said there might be a boy in pallet town who she thinks should be her rival and makes monologues abt how theyre fated to be rivals... but the guy is just like “haha okay lol”. idk what they look like yet but i will get to that maybe

- the girls arent allowed social media just yet theyre too young. but nothings stopping 8 yr old begonia from gaining a shitton of fame on stuff like club piplup dfjghdfjk

- starts her journey w a charmander and the lazy pampered vulpix.

tawny

- she usually makes people think shes the older sister with her more responsible personality but in reality shes younger, adopted as a 3-month old when begonia is a 1-year old.

- baby butch

- tawny is rather hard to read and reserved. she wanders around in the woods taking a guitar with her and gets embarrassed when someone hears her (her taste in music is... experimental to say the least). she thinks about her dads' accomplishments a lot and all that deep stuff abt what it means to be a pkmn trainer. but red does not want his daughters to worry about having to live up to him??

- kinda emo w a bad posture when shes a preteen but does crack a smile (similar to that asymmetrical grin of green!) when shes w pkmn.

- she shares red's outdoorsy interests and goes on hikes with him, learning many important skills that way in advance. she has also learned to be nurturing and enjoys cooking great meals for the family's pkmn, something shes trying to get the more immature begonia more interested in as well, but begonia is.. well, immature.

- starts her journey w a bulbasaur and a... level 1 grubbin?? yea that ended up in her backpack when she got to visit alola and she loves it.

- ok i know if you say tawny oak quickly the name sounds like tony hawk. were just gonna have to live w that ok? ok.

as for the adults..

- baby fever hit green like a truck. pallet town has grown somewhat with new families with small children moving in. hes often picking up those overly eager little kids trying to run to forbidden areas and reciting the same words of wisdom about how their time will come bla bla, relieved when they finally stop crying and get it. arent they adorable, he thinks and spaces out. red finally asks him if he wants kids when green starts holding eevee as if it were a human baby and joking abt it and green is just like 👁👁 realizashun

- red has decided to study field research while also taking care of the babies! no problem carrying two of em while outdoors.. hopefully. he regained some fame by making a brief comeback to public at the PWT, but for now he keeps a pretty low profile again...

- AUNTIE LEAF!!! shes become very epic and awesome on her own. shes got a dynamax band, a mega stone, a z-ring and the hugest backpack, shes the ultimate protag to an almost ridiculous degree. leaf has a vlog talking about legendaries and has been interviewed a lot as well. she fears nothing... except holding the tiny fragile babies. she doesnt know how to babies? red does check on leaf so that she doesnt burn out, inviting her to hang out w the family, though leaf isnt settling down any time soon from adventuring. v likely never will. she looks forward to meeting tawny and begonia again when theyre trainers...

*exhales* thats my talking for today at least?? stuff ive established so far.. i care them so much 😤

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Anonymous 1 asked:

Hey guys, I'm looking for a fic whereby Bucky wears a soft white skirt or dress, and is waiting for Steve to come home. Bucky was preparing lunch, and I think in the gardens when Steve came home? I think it's set in wakanda. It's super soft and fluffy and I just can't find it anywhere :(((( I believe Steve called him his perfect wife/housewife

Anonymous 2 asked:

hi there :) im lokning for a fic but i can only remember one specific thing: bucky had a male therapist, veteran or something and often deceived as scary and a no bullshit policy.

Anonymous 3 asked:

hey I'm looking for a fic where bucky says he has feelings for steve the night before the train but steve rejects him and then we're in the present (post tws i think??) where steve realises he also has feelings for bucky but bucky is pretending he doesn't remember what happened (they basicaly think the other hates them). thank youuu

Anonymous 4 asked:

Hi. Sorry for the bother. I’m looking for a fic where Bucky is a cop? Or agent? And somehow in the end Steve gets kidnapped by hydra. He gets taken to a warehouse and gets tied to a chair and beaten and then Bucky and his team come and save him. Steve gets thrown in the water tied up and Bucky saves him from drowning at the least second. Does this sound familiar?

Anonymous 5 asked:

hi!! i was wondering if you guys knew of a fic where steve’s marriage is annulled and bucky writes a letter to him confessing his feelings for steve? they wind up together but it’s a little angsty? thanks so much!!

Anonymous 6 asked:

Hello! I am trying to find a fic where Steve and Bucky are in Wakanda after Civil War and its a therapy-based fic and Bucky disassociates quite often and one time ends up wandering into the palace gardens? It was quite a long fic and I cannot for the life of me remember the name, hoping y'all can help!

Anonymous 7 asked: (rape/noncon)

(tw: non-con mention) im looking for a fic that i think was a/b/o, all i recall is bucky (omega) had a traumatic past event while working at a bakery (?) in which he was almost assaulted. the assailant threatened him w/ non-con, nothing happened tho. thats all i remember unfortunately

Anonymous 8 asked:

Hi I'm looking for a fic where Bucky is sex/touch shy? And he hired Steve to help him out and Steve does by spanking him? Then Bucky can't afford his service more so Steve offers to keep doing it if Bucky helps him try out his sex toys which he makes himself out of wood? Idk but it has sub masochist Bucky and Dom Steve and Steve likes to see Bucky cry (in a good way).

Anonymous 9 asked:

I'm looking for a no powers AU where Bucky and Steve become friends (I think Thor introduced them?) and Bucky thinks he's straight but slowly comes to realize that he's falling for Steve. Any ideas what this fic, or recs for ones like it?

Anonymous 10 asked:

Hi! I’m looking for a fic w/ alpha!bucky and omega!post-serum steve where i think steve got married off to bucky and he was a virgin? they’re abt to have sex and bucky is telling him all these things like “wow i didn’t think i’d like you” and “your body is beautiful bc you won’t break easily” etc etc it’s basically a pwp 😭 thank you!

Anonymous 11 asked:

hi, i’m looking for a fic i thought i bookmarked but evidently lost. it was about bucky and rebecca growing up in the soviet union and bucky getting involved with the russian mob as a drug runner (?). he ends up in alaska as a result and plans to get he and becca into the US after the next drug run from russia to alaska across frozen ocean on a sled and meets steve (who might be an fbi agent) in a bar? i know it’s not a lot to go off of but it wasn’t a super long fic. maybe 17k-18k. thank you :)

Anonymous 12 asked:

Hello wud you be able to help Me Find a fic, it's pre serum, bucky saves enough money to take Steve to an all you can eat buffet restaurant (near Christmas I think), it's a chubby kink fic that I am having alot of trouble finding, steve wats as much as he can while bucky watches and loves, I would very much appreciate some help finding this I've tried multiple times of ao3 but not luck yet

Anonymous 13 asked:

Hey, I’ve been looking for a series. In the first part Steve and Bucky go on a camping trip (I think??) and get together, and in the second part tony finds out and is really upset? He wants to give Steve a gift but finds Steve and Bucky kissing

Anonymous 14 asked:

Hi this is a specific one! Endgame, Steve and Tony ended up somewhere and they managed to bring everyone back and turn back the 5 years but Steve gets stuck. He's obviously reunited with avengers, in hospital and quite hurt, Carol's in it too. Thank you!

Anonymous 15 asked:

Hey guys !! I need help looking for a fic where Bucky is sort of rapunzel???? Or maybe just a normal prince and at some point Steve and Bucky stay in a room and the owners think they’re dating ???and someone sent steve to look out for bucky and when bucky finds out because he overheard Steve talking to someone else about he feels betrayed

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Just out of curiosity, are you in the mood for talking about stuff? Liek you know when it's like "damn I want to Rant" but like about anything. I know this is random but in case that's you rn idk dude

i simultaneously do want to talk abt things and am also wracked with brain-no-worky symptom tomfoolery BUT i will do my best

i am thinking about disability aids!! because that is 90% of what i have been thinking about for the past week!! because i want a mobility aid but that's beside the point!! mainly i am thinking about the fact that so so so so so many abled NT people seem to think that disability aids, like. start and end w/these

[ID 1: a hospital wheelchair. /end ID.] [ID 2: a curved wood cane. /end ID.]

when that is not true at all!!! like for starters. there are obviously way more types of disability aids, which serve a variety of functions, for a variety of disabilities both physical and mental.

but also, people seem to think they have to be... boring? but they don't!! Like, I have a lot of really colourful stim toys, and my ear defenders are also headphones and imo they look pretty cool. I've seen people put spikes on their canes, put stickers on their crutches, re-paint their wheelchairs, dye their service dog's fur, etc.

there are obviously people who use just kinda the expected look with their aids and that's totally ok, the goal is for it to help not for it to look cool, but like. do u know how cool i find this??

[ID: a curved bronze-coloured cane with a wrist strap. /end ID.]

[ID: galaxy-patterned ear defenders. /end ID.]

[ID: a teal wheelchair with a low, cushioned back. /end ID.]

and i think it's IMPORTANT bc like. again, while cool and amazing because they give comfort and have some level of freedom, very medical-looking disability aids are... well, they make people Sad sometimes

my friend who needs a cane doesn't want one bc the ones she's seen are so "old-people-ish. people would stare." she doesn't know (tho i want to tell her the next time i see her bc i didn't know either) that you can get ones that glow in the dark and ones that are all sorts of colours and ones with cool handles and sparkly ones and you can put stickers on them and and and there are so many possibilities. like... it makes a difference!! it does!!

disabled teens (and also disabled adults ofc) deserve to have fun as best as we can when dealing with a disability. like... for me? yeah autism can be shit sometimes, but at least i can listen to MCR with my ear defenders. and yeah, i'm in pain and fatigued a lot from whoknowswhat-itis, but i think having a green cane w/my aromantic dragon sticker on it would make me feel better. on some level.

i want popular kids to be able to show off their cool new stim toys and i want shy kids to be able to start conversations because wow, your wrist brace looks cool and i want friends to be able to bond over helping pick out a member of the group's new crutches. i want it to be able to be FUN at least a little bc frankly being disabled kinda sucks!!! it's scary and it's tiring and it SUCKS!!! but getting to have just a bit of fun and personality around disability makes it feel slightly less like hell and i want everyone to have that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow i did not think i had this strong of an opinion abt this. but i do. the more u know

[sofd-maybe]

(probably going to get alot of him) Snatcher?

>:) doesn’t matter thanks for the opportunity >:)

Least favorite thing abt them: idk?? I don’t rly think there’s a lot I dislike abt him in canon?? Wait no I just remembered I’m bad at video games and can’t get past his gay rights form in Breaching the Contract die die die stop making my switch lite lag.

brOTP: conductor, grooves, and MJ >:)!!

OTP: none lol

nOTP: him and Vanessa.

Random headcanon: not original but he played violin while Vanessa played the piano. They used to practice songs with both instruments a lot together.

Unpopular opinion: don’t have one I think??

Song I associate them with: aaaa can’t think of one right now I’m sorry

Favorite picture of them:

(I know that’s the prince but that’s still Him to me sshhshhs don’t worry. Second place is him with the violin)

Saved this for last…

Favorite thing abt them:

(mentions of trauma/abuse sorry)

I uhhh talked abt this before in tags somewhere,, but I like how he’s angry!!! He understands what he was put through and got mad and now he’s big and scary and lives in the woods which is partially on fire good for him❤️. I hope he burns everything! I hope he burns and burns and burns until finally realizes how exhausted and lonely he is. There are SO MANY THOUGHTS I have abt him and Vanessa and also just Vanessa by herself. How long was Vanessa Like That exactly. Bc if he grew up with her gradually getting worse OH BOY does walking on eggshells around ppl like that mentally and emotionally beat you to a pulp. It changes the person you become. You lose part of yourself in becoming someone that person won’t get upset with. As messed up as it sounds I wonder if he felt a sense of relief when he died? A feeling of freedom before trapping himself in self loathing lol. I suck at comics but OH GOD do I wanna draw this out somehow or discuss this with someone he is so insanely full of problems