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snappedsky · 1 year ago
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Borderlands: Skies the Ultimate Treasure Hunter
Skies joins the Vault Hunters in Krieg's mind and meets some unlikely foes.
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The Fantastic Fustercluck Part 2
Within the depths of Krieg’s memories, the Vault Hunters find themselves facing off against a duo of unlikely enemies. Fortunately, they’re all about the ‘shoot first ask questions later’ mentality, so they ready their weapons as the larger of their foes charges at them like a speeding vehicle. Before he can reach them though, a different speeding vehicle breaks through the atmosphere overhead.
“Incoming!” a voice exclaims from their ECHO devices.
“Skies!” they gasp and quickly leap out of the way as a drop ship crashes into the ground. The hatch opens up and Skies stumbles out.
“Woo, catch a ride, amirite,” she chuckles as she struggles to regain her balance. “Oof. So, what’d I miss?” Her question is answered when the drop ship is lifted off the ground and she turns to see an evil, purple Brick standing behind her. “Wow.”
He tosses the ship aside with ease and cracks his knuckles. “I shall obtain recompense for the transgressions you just attempted upon my person. Indubitably.”
“What?” Skies questions, “Brick doesn’t talk like that. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t actually know any words longer than two syllables.”
“Skies, watch out!” Moze shouts. Skies turns to see a purple bird diving towards her and she quickly rolls out of the way. The bird then lands on the shoulder of an evil, purple Mordecai.
“Ay, you gonna be bird food,” he drawls.
“Okay, I’m guessing these guys are just versions made-up by Krieg’s mind,” Skies muses then turns to the Vault Hunters. “You guys handle Brick, I’ll take Mordecai.”
“By yourself?” Zane asks.
“Trust me, it’s gonna take all four of you to beat Brick, even a fake one.”
“Can’t argue with that,” Amara shrugs. They charge the beefed up muscle man as Skies faces Mordecai.
“Get sniped, ese,” Mordecai taunts as he fires his sniper rifle at her. Skies races around the arena, dodging the bullets, and shoots her pistol at him. He suddenly vanishes and reappears in another corner of the room.
“Oh, come on,” Skies complains, “Mordecai can’t teleport. He ain’t Zer0.”
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claygobs · 6 years ago
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olympian aesthetics.
bold what appeals  /  applies to your muse.
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APHRODITE.   laughter-loving, sweet smiles, dressed in silk and satin, flower in their hair, thrives on attention, sees the world as a runway, unapologetically sexual, the sea washing their ankles, in love with love, stirrer of passion, cunning concealed by painted lips, secret daggers, doves, revolution in their kiss, delighting in the waves, flirtatious winks, strolling along the beach, staring wistfully from a balcony, this is how to be a heartbreaker, your girlfriend thinks they’re attractive, wants to be adored, gets turned on by danger.
APOLLO.    glitz and glamour, art galleries, turning the volume up, being made of gold, neatly-organized music sheets, notebooks filled with poetry, bathing in the sunlight, the powerful urge to create, collecting vinyl records, beautiful cover of wonderwall, playing multiple instruments, tasting like sunshine, healing touch, speaking in prophecies, smile mingled wrath, shunning lies,sporting shades, hanging out at music festivals with their friends, sleeps naked, arrow to the heart, paint brushes, probably has a tinder account
ARES.   armed for battle, wants to raise a dog with their significant other, soft spot for children, gives piggyback rides, scarred body, blood on their hands and face, willing to fight the world for the ones they love, fights against injustice, warm hugs, well-worn combat boots, boxing gloves, bandages wrapped around bruised knuckles, fist raised in protest, ignites revolutions, fear is a prison, more sensitive than what their tough shell will make you think, exhausted, damaged goods, force to be reckoned with, red roses, curses under their breath
ARTEMIS.   keen sense of a hunter, freckles like constellations on their skin, piercing eyes, disheveled braid, moonlight peeking through the shadows, the calm of the forest at night, lying on the grass and staring at the stars, mother doe and her fawn, protecting their kin, the moon shimmering on a still lake, quiver full of arrows resting against the bark of a tree, running with wolves,bonding while circled around a campfire, not being much of a people person, arrow hitting a target, popping egos, patience on 3%, touches heaven and returns howling
ATHENA.     discerning gaze, unreadable face, the patience of a lifelong teacher, quiet museums, owl perched on their finger, armor that intimidates, eye for architecture, plays the sims for the sole purpose of building houses, studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid, big fan of logic, loves brain teasers, go-getter, balls of wool displayed on shelves, ancient buildings, sweaters in neutrals and cool colors, hair done up, can kill you with their brain, heads to the library often to research, sharpened pencils, abs that can cut steel, stoic statues, pottery classes  
DEMETER.   soil-covered hands, smile that can bloom flowers, skin loved by the sun, being the mom-friend, can lift you and your friends, flowers kept in the pockets of overalls, takes pride in their beautiful garden, speaks to their plants (elementals), leaves rustling in the wind, stalks of wheat, picking fruit, greenhouses, heart as strong as a mountain, values simplicity, daisies dotted across a collarbone, curls crowned with flowers, folded pile of sweaters in warm hues, pulling out fresh-baked bread out of the oven and the smell wafting through the air
DIONYSUS.   drunk shitposter, on their sixth glass of wine before you’ve even finished your second, seductive smirks, untamed curls, rich fabrics on dark skin, sleek-furred panthers, theater masks, stage productions, receiving a standing ovation, rose caught between their teeth, being the baby of the bunch, wild parties that last from sundown to sunup, creeping vines, inspiring loyalty, grand opera houses, masquerade balls, rolls of film, shattered chandeliers with broken glass scattered across the wine-spilled floor, pouring champagne into flutes, lives for the applause
HEPHAESTUS.   the calloused hands of someone who knows labor, sweaty brow, flame burning in their eyes, inventive mind, broad shoulders, steampunk goggles, nuts and bolts stored away in little boxes, ashes, striking a match, blueprints for future projects, fixing up a busted up car and giving it cool upgrades, wrestles with bitterness, work boots have seen better years, wrinkled plaid shirts, iron melted in blazing fire, huge jackets, crafting masterpieces, greased-stained overalls, fascination with robotics, pain is fuel,stack of weaponry, even their muscles have muscles
HERA.   resting bitch face, dressed to the nines, cows grazing on a pasture, cool rain, loving and hating fiercely, hand clutching a string of pearls, large chandelier with glittering crystals, plays the sims for the sole purpose of killing off their sims, romance to realism, pictures of the sky while flying on a plane, files that under fuck it, downs glasses of wine as they relax with a scented bubble bath and netflix, like their selfie or you’re grounded, knows 57 convenient ways to murder a man, dark eyes that penetrate your soul, marble and gold
HERMES.    devil-may-care smile, ink-stained hands, always up-to-date on the latest technology, will steal your french fries, does it for the vine, shitposter, puts googly eyes on everything, meme hoarder, long drives on the highway, ma and pop diners, spontaneous road trips, folded maps, fingers dancing across the keyboard of a laptop, shooting hoops on the basketball court, chatting up strangers as you all journey to your own destinations, goes jogging in the morning, mixes redbull with coffee, menace on april fool’s, hoodies and sneakers
POSEIDON.   storm with skin, colorful coral reefs, waves crashing against the shore, the sea casting its spell, stroking the soft fur of a cat, their heart pounding as their horse’s gentle trot speeds into a gallop, tousled locks, clothes smeared with paint, owns several sketchbooks yet always yearns for more, leather jackets, fondness for diy projects, handwriting that flows across the page, nimble fingers playing the strings of a violin, velvety singing voice that haunts your dreams, mood as ever-changing as the sea, the roar of a motorcycle,compass with a spinning arrow
ZEUS.   thunder in their heart, running on coffee, flash of lightning, natural charisma, eloquence, badass in a nice suit, aficionado of history, force of nature, lenny face, pretends they don’t have feelings but they do, nightmare-filled nights, proud arm around their lover’s waist, high-rise buildings, planes soaring through a cloudless sky, technician on the piano, maintains order, strong handshake, juggling multiple events on their busy schedule with ease, most likely to be voted class president out of their peers, expensive watch
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Tagging: Whoever hasn’t done it because I’m late AF to this party~
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