#wonwoo my dude i love u

[wonwoonlight]

barefaced cheol🥺💕

[blue-jisungs]

[ 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 ] kiss attack

# author’s note … i dunno pookies just a random thought inspired by the first pic ^^

# summary … surprising them with kisses OR pepper kisssonf their faces (out of the blue, mostly hehe)

# warnings ... some members might be suggestive if u squint, some r longer than others, not proofread (bare w me bc i wrote this in a car during multiple ocasions in my notes app w/o autocorrect so ! :D i know u love me guys heheheh)

┆彡 SEUNGCHEOL [ 승철 ]

coming home late from yet another photo shoot, cheol desired nothing more than a warm bed and falling asleep with you in his arms. he tries to be as quiet as possible when entering your shared home, aware that you’re probably asleep. and his leader instincts are correct, the place drowning in midnight darkness. taking his shoes off, slipping into fresh pajamas, slowly but surely dipping into the mattress… and home, he’s finally home. your sleeping silhouette is drawn next to him, only slightly lit up by the moonlight peeking through the window. just when he sneaks his arms around you and closes his eyes, ready to drift asleep, your body moves suddenly and there’s a quick but deep peck landing on his lips. then, as if nothing happened, you roll on the other side and curl into him. seungcheol feels his heart grow and fill with warmth as he falls asleep with a smile blooming on his lips and pink dusted on his cheeks.

┆彡 WONWOO [ 원우 ]

"hey, wonu?" you ask and peek your head through the door, only to notice him being busy with a video game.

"give me a sec!" your boyfriend hums and the only thing you can see are the flashing lights and images on his screen "is it important?"

"no, not really" you answer and walk up to him, noticing that he has one of his headphones off his ear to hear you. a habit he developed ever since you moved in "i mean, depends how you look at it"

wonwoo turns around to check up on you and then you attack. cupping his face quickly and planting a sweet kiss on his plush lips.

"bye!" you giggle and run away, leaving him frozen in place. he’s too stunned to speak and too flustered to move, heart beating like crazy and stomach filling with butterflies.

"hey, dude, come on! we’re losing because of you!" someone whines in the voice chat and wonwoo takes a glance at the door, where you were moments ago. with a whipped grin plastered on his lips he shakes his head and returns to the pleasantly interrupted game.

┆彡 MINGYU [ 민규 ]

mingyu was cooking dinner peacefully, focused on his task. mingyu’s engagement in the kitchen was no joke, multitasking and executing the recipe on spot. which is why he didn’t hear nor see you entering his work space. better yet, he didn’t acknowledge your waltzing in and wrapping your hands around his waist. only when you gave him it a little squeeze. your man turned around, shocked pout on his face. to be fair, you didn’t want to disturb him. but pouty mingyu was just too adorable not to kiss - so you did, gently but quickly; his lips tasting like the vegetables he was cooking (and snacking on).

"what was that for…?" he hummed and wanted to kiss you properly but you leaned away, resting your cheek against his broad shoulders.

"nothing" you mumbled incoherently and he came back to cooking, not noticing he just added too much salt.

┆彡 VERNON [ 버논 ]

you would think vernon is asleep at the first glance. laying in bed, one hand on his stomach and the other under his head. his eyes were closed and face was resting, chest rising up and down slowly. but occasionally he’d reach and scratch his nose. he was listening to a podcast with his headphones in. and something just possessed you, it was like you had to cover his cute face with kisses or you’d - not to be dramatic - explode. you climbed on top of him, cupping his face slowly. vernon didn’t even budge. then you started gently pepper-kissing his face, planting kisses on the most random places. your plush lips tickled him a bit but he didn’t really mind; just when you were done but still holding his face, he peeked an eye open.

"everything okay?" vernon asked. you just nodded and placed one more kiss on top of his nose, then left to continue with your day.

┆彡 SOONYOUNG [ 순영 ]

"yah, kwon soonyoung!" your yell echoed through the practice room, causing all the members to halt. the said criminal turned with his eyes widened in pure terror. his mind raced with thoughts: did he forget something? did he do something? or didn’t do? recalling events from this morning, he failed to notice when you stormed right at him.

"i’m sorry i’m sorry im sorry–" he started whining, eyes scanning your face in search of bad signs but he saw a flash of mischievous smirk on your lips.

"you forgot this" you hummed and pecked his lips quickly with a loud 'mwah!' and ran away, giggling.

"that woman is crazy. she’s making me crazy. actually, we’re both maniacs" soonyoung murmured, touching his lips. his friends shared a laugh, looking at his whipped state.

┆彡 JUNHUI [ 文俊辉 ]

"hey, sleepyhead, wake up!" you whine as you tug jun’s shirt for the millionth time in the span of three minutes. your boyfriend decided to take a nap before you leave to the planned date but apparently he wasn’t keen on waking up. "jun!"

he mumbles something you can’t quite decipher and turns to his back, soft snores escaping his parted lips.

"fine" you sigh and straddle him, pepper-kissing his face. with each kiss landing on his features, you feel his smile grow. once you brush just against the corner of his lips, his smile is way too wide to pretend he’s still sleeping.

"you did that on purp–" you start but aren’t meant to finish because junhui’s large hands grab your face and pull you in a real, deep and passionate kiss.

well, you take that as a yes.

┆彡 MINGHAO [ 徐明浩 ]

whenever minghao was meditating, you avoided to disturb him. not to lose balance and be able to focus… you closed the door and waited until he was done. but today you just couldn’t bare a second without him, your heart longing to be in his presence (even though you live together). hao had his eyes closed, focused on his breathing. but he did hear the soft click of door opening and then the sound of your food paddling against the floor. you tried to keep your volume down, certain that he did not hear you. before he could expose you, there was a series of kisses attacking his face. the feeling of your lips against his skin was pleasant but made him lose focus completely. before he could realize, you were already running off, giggling. minghao opened his eyes and looked around, shocked, and with the tips of his ears painted with red shade.

┆彡 CHAN [ 찬 ]

chan was sitting on the sofa, brows slightly furrowed and concentration all over his face. his slim fingers were typing at the speed of light, discussing something with his members. normally you’d think it’s something important but to be honest, you knew them too well. they were simply arguing what to eat for lunch tomorrow.

you were watching him, smiling subconsciously; he still made your stomach swirl with butterflies as if you were a teenage girl with her doorway crush.

and the feeling was just too strong to resist, you just had to kiss him.

so you got up and stood in front of him, not aware of your presence yet.

with a quick lean, you pressed a tender, loving kiss onto his plush lips. chan froze, fingers halting mid-air. he kissed you back and leaned away with a puzzled look.

"what was that for…?" he whispered, blinking slowly.

"nothing. you’re just cute" you answered with a shrug and sat down next to him, opening instagram. chan, a little flustered, reassumed the lunch dispute

┆彡 JEONGHAN [ 정한 ]

"you’re cheating!" jeonghan whines, a pout forming on his lips. you sigh, shaking your head with the cards in your hands.

"just because my cards are good doesn’t mean i’m chaeating… unlike you, sneaky fox" you snickered and put another card on top of his. maybe you should’ve known that playing uno with him won’t end well but in the end, jeonghan is passionate about winning in every game.

"that’s literally not possible, how come you have three cards left and i have like… thirteen?!" jeonghan puffs his cheeks and places a green one card "i hate this–"

you lean over the stack of cards and shut him up with a slightly aggressive kiss, nibbling on his bottom lip with a smug smirk.

you can hear him sigh softly and kiss you back. before he can realize, you put down your three colored ones and lean away, patting your things.

"uno… and, well, also no uno since i won" you smirked and jeonghan was left speechless, mouth open wide. whether you cheated or not during the game, it was an impressive win.

"no… but… that’s, that’s– that was cheating!" he whines again but this time only to make you laugh again.

┆彡 JOSHUA [ 조슈아 ]

joshua was still half asleep when he was brushing his teeth, his hair sticking in every direction possible and eyes half closed… struggling to keep his head stable.

you just looked at him through the mirror, smiling at your boyfriend’s drowsy state.

"do we have to get up so early…" he mumbled, barely audible due to the foam in his mouth.

"you booked the flight so early, not me" you chuckled and finished applying cream onto your face. you had to leave soon if you wanted to be at the airport early.

joshua answered something incoherent and spat out the toothpaste, washing his mouth with water.

he blinked slowly and caught your gaze in the mirror.

you just smiled and turned around, cupping his face. then you started peppering his face with gentle kisses everywhere: cheeks, forehead, nose, eyelids. and finally, his peppermint tasting lips.

"awake yet, sleepyhead?" you titled your head with a gentle smile and joshua nodded, a lazy smirk on his lips "good. i’ll make us breakfast then"

and when you left the bathroom, he realized he’d really feeling more awake.

┆彡 JIHOON [ 지훈 ]

jihoon had his headphones on so he wasn’t able to hear you but he did certainly see you. a small smile painted on his lips as he was observing you pacing around the gym. while he was busy curling his arms, you were bored out of your mind and there was nothing to aggravate your boredom. it’s not like you didn’t like accompanying him to the gym and watching him work out; no, quite the contrary. it’s just that he was in his space and there was nothing interesting to do besides watching him. you peeked at him in the mirror and caught his eye on you. then, your gaze slid to his arms.

"hey, my eyes are up here"

your gaze snapped back to him and his cocky smile. heat rose to your cheeks upon being caught. you had to shut him up.

"i know you’re bored but–" jihoon started, probably to tease you, but was interrupted by your lips meeting his. he almost dropped the dumbbell he was holding but came back to reality once he couldn’t feel the plush of your lips no longer. "what was that…?"

"go back to working out, smartass" you snickered and watched him be the flustered one now.

┆彡 SEOKMIN [ 석민 ]

"and then chan came out, fully dressed as pi cheolin! i swear, the sound of carats’ laughter made my day" dokyeom rambled. even though your back was facing him, you could still feel the gentle shake of the mattress due to his dynamic gesturing

"and i couldn’t help but laugh too! our chan is just so talented, maybe he should start an acting career! because i swear, it’s like… chan is gone and pi ch–"

as much as you loved dokyeom’s voice, whether talking, singing or laughing, you just wanted to doze off after an exhausting day. but he just wouldn’t stop talking.

"–possessed him! i swear i think my ribs got fractured after laughing so hard, he was just so into it–"

seokmin suddenly felt your lips crushing on his. the taste of your toothpaste exploded on his tongue, freezing on spot due to the passion of your kiss. it felt like eternity but in a good way; he kissed you back until he couldn’t breathe anymore. you noticed that and pulled away, this time facing him and burying your face into his side.

"i love you, kyeom, but for the love of mine please go to sleep" you murmured softly and he fell silent. not only because you told him to, also because his huge grin prevented him from further talking.

┆彡 SEUNGKWAN [ 승관 ]

"what a beautiful view…" seungkwan let out a deep sigh, looking amazed at the panoramic in front of him. you were holding his hand and admiring it too.

it was a random tuesday afternoon and you decided to go on a hike on a nearby hill. and even though it was exhausting, it was worth it. pallets of greens and yellows sprung in front of your eyes, blurring with the cloudless, blue sky.

"this one is more beautiful tho" you hummed suddenly. seungkwan turned around to see what did you mean but you just pecked his lips and squeezed his hand with a cheeky smile.

"that was so cheesy…" he rolled his eyes and while you turned again to adore the nature, his eyes stayed glued to your face with amused smile.

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[hoshifighting]

the ''ick's'' seventeen would give

seungcheol: would act tough in front of his friends, and with you would be talking like; pweaseee/otay/i wuv u so much 🥺 like—shutthefuckup

jeonghan: stole your lip gloss. yep, dead serious. you look over, and he’s pulling out your cherry gloss, pouting at himself in his phone camera to check it. then he has the audacity to judge you if it’s not his color. like, “babe, don’t you think this is a bit bright?”

joshua: man has this cringe little habit of saying “no cap” at the worst times, and he’s always wrong. burnt his toast? “no cap, that was the toaster’s fault.” got pulled over? “no cap, that cop’s jealous of my car.” you’re in a horror movie, and this dude would whisper, “no cap, i think we should split up.”

junhui: starts telling a hilarious story about his day but accidentally mixes it up with a story he already told you last week. he’s all “wait, have i told you this before?”

hoshi: eats with so much sound. slurping, groaning, making it a whole event. like, eating ramen? nah, he’s performing ramen, making eye contact, giving each bite a sound effect. and it’s so bad you’re rethinking why you even suggested dinner. you can hear every noodle hitting his mouth. done.

woozi: texts you “wyd” every fifteen minutes. like you’re just supposed to be sitting around waiting for his updates on what you’re doing, right? he’s the kind of guy who’ll FaceTime you just to check if you’re having too much fun without him. and the way he says “wyd?” – every. time.

wonwoo: he’s got a pet name for his gaming console. this boy will sit there, caressing his controller and calling it “baby” while yelling at his avatar. it’s all fun and games until he actually ignores you mid-sentence to mutter sweet nothings to his PS5.

minghao: changes his accent mid-sentence to be "fancy." like, you’re talking normal, but suddenly he’s doing his best British impression for no damn reason. “oh, quite right, love, terribly splendid.” and it’s out of nowhere, totally unprompted, with a smirk like he just did something magical. you’re cringing so hard you’re practically folding into yourself.

mingyu: he’ll be all smooth one minute, but then he gets real comfortable and lets out the loudest, most unholy fart you’ve ever heard, like it was a fart held since WW2.

seokmin: pulls out a super old toy he’s kept since childhood and starts playing with it, getting all emotional about “the good ol’ days.” like, bro, you’re a grown-ass man, and you’re here with a plastic dinosaur, talking about how it “used to roar.”

seungkwan: catches a whiff of something weird in the room and just straight-up sniffs his armpits. he does it casually, like it’s no big deal, then he looks at you dead seriously.

vernon: goes way too hard on his “cool guy” vibes. constantly pulling his hat down low, trying to act all mysterious, but he’s accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom twice just trying to “look chill” or, walking in the room with his backpack wide open (we have proofs). he does this squinting thing like he’s in a music video, but it’s just… nope.

chan: calls himself “alpha.” no, seriously, he’ll be like, “as the alpha, i need to handle this.” and he’s referring to something like taking out the trash. leaving you jaw dropped, wondering why he’s talking like a lost wolf.

[woozinhos]

hiiiiii i love horror fics!! 😭 can i request horror fics(with slight suggestive) with Mingyu and Wonwoo (3 of u) investigating abandoned mansion and sleep over for 1 night and only wonwoo can see something in the mansion but he doesn't mention it and only the next day he told both u and Mingyu that he saw something real scary hehehe

Thankiess!! 💗

Notes: this was my first horror type fic so hope you enjoy! I’m still trying to figure out how to write them so give em a chance hehe

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The three of you stand in front of the dilapidated mansion, the moonlight casting eerie shadows on the broken windows and crumbling facade. The air is still, almost too quiet. "Are you sure this is a good idea?" Mingyu asks, eyeing the building warily. "It looks like it's about to collapse."

"We're already here," Wonwoo replies, taking a step forward. "Let's just get this over with." You follow behind them, your heart pounding in your chest. The mansion looks even more ominous up close, the doors creaking as they push them open. The inside is just as decrepit as the outside, dust and cobwebs covering every surface. The walls are peeling, and the floorboards groan under your feet.

"Ugh, it smells like death in here," Mingyu complains, holding his nose. "I don't know if I can stay here for the night." Wonwoo scoffs. "It's not that bad. Just keep your nose plugged and you'll be fine." He starts to wander around the room, inspecting the old furniture and trinkets. You follow suit, trying to ignore the uneasy feeling in your stomach. As you're looking around, you notice that Wonwoo seems a bit distracted. He keeps glancing towards a particular corner of the room, his eyes darting back and forth.

"Hey, what are you looking at?" you ask, walking over to him.

"Nothing," he says quickly, his tone casual. "Just checking out the place. You know, trying to find anything interesting." But he can't help himself. He moves closer to you, his hand resting on your waist. "But I found something much more interesting than this old house," he murmurs, his voice low and seductive. You raise an eyebrow, surprised by his sudden change in demeanor. "Oh really?" you say, playing along. "And what's that?" He smirks, his hand sliding down to your hip. "You," he replies, pulling you closer. "You're the most interesting thing in this whole place."

"You're such a charmer, Wonwoo," you say, trying to hide your smile. "But I think we should focus on our investigation." Mingyu walks over to you, noticing the way Wonwoo is holding you. "Hey, save the flirting for later," he jokes. "We have a job to do." Wonwoo reluctantly lets go of you, a pout on his face. "Fine, fine. Let's investigate."

The three of you begin to search the rest of the mansion, looking for any clues or signs of activity. The atmosphere is tense, the silence broken only by the occasional creaking of the floorboards. As you reach the upstairs bedroom, you can feel a chill run down your spine. The room is dark and musty, with a bed in the corner that looks like it hasn't been slept in for years. Wonwoo stops in front of the bed, his eyes fixated on something in the shadows.

"Wonwoo, what are you looking at?" you ask again, this time more concerned. He doesn't answer, his body rigid as he continues to stare at the bed. Mingyu notices his strange behavior and steps forward.

"Dude, you're starting to creep me out," he says, placing a hand on Wonwoo's shoulder. "What's going on?"

"I can't help but worry when you're acting like this," you say, crossing your arms. "You've been acting weird ever since we got here."

Wonwoo finally tears his gaze away from the bed, looking at you with a serious expression. "I'm fine," he insists. "I just... thought I saw something."

"Okay, let's just try to get some rest," Mingyu suggests. "We can continue searching in the morning." Wonwoo nods in agreement, but you can tell that he's still uneasy. The three of you make your way back downstairs and set up camp in the living room. You try to sleep, but the eerie atmosphere of the mansion keeps you awake. Every creak and groan makes you jump, and you can't shake the feeling that something is watching you. You're woken up by the sound of footsteps, and you see Wonwoo getting up from his sleeping bag. He looks around the room, his eyes wide with fear.

"Did you hear that?" he whispers, his voice shaky. You close your eyes again, assuming that Wonwoo is just being paranoid. But then you hear it too: a faint, ghostly wail coming from somewhere in the house. Your eyes snap open and you sit up, looking around the room. Mingyu is still asleep, but Wonwoo is nowhere to be found. You call out to him, but there's no answer. You decide to get up and look for him, your heart pounding in your chest. You get up and start searching the mansion, calling out Wonwoo's name as you go. The wailing gets louder and more persistent, echoing through the empty halls.

As you pass by a door, you hear a faint thud coming from inside. You freeze, your hand on the doorknob. You take a deep breath and push the door open, bracing yourself for whatever might be behind it. You let out a scream as Wonwoo jumps out at you, his face twisted into a menacing grin. He starts to laugh, clearly enjoying your reaction.

"Gotcha!" he says, still chuckling. You punch him in the arm, glaring at him. "You scared the hell out of me, you jerk!" Wonwoo holds up his hands in mock surrender. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," he says, still laughing. "I just couldn't resist." You roll your eyes again, but you can't help but feel a little relieved that he's okay. "Where were you, anyway?" you ask. "I woke up and you were gone."

"I saw a ghost," Wonwoo says, his expression suddenly serious. "It was in the room down the hall. I followed it, but it disappeared."

"A ghost?" you say skeptically. "Are you sure you weren't just seeing things?" The two of you make your way back to the living room, where Mingyu is still sleeping soundly. You both lie down on your sleeping bags.

You eventually drift off to sleep, but your dreams are plagued by strange visions and whispers. The morning light filters through the dusty windows, waking you up. Mingyu is already awake, stretching and yawning. "Morning," he says, noticing that you and Wonwoo are awake. "Did you guys get any sleep?" Wonwoo recounts his experience from the night before, describing the ghostly figure he saw and the strange sounds he heard. Mingyu listens intently, a skeptical look on his face.

"Are you sure it wasn't just a trick of the light or something?" Mingyu asks. "This place is old and creepy, it could have been a figment of your imagination." As you pack up your things, you can't shake the feeling that something is still off about the mansion. You keep glancing over your shoulder, half expecting to see the ghost appear again. Mingyu notices your unease and tries to reassure you. "We're almost out of here," he says. "Once we leave, we won't have to worry about any ghosts or creepy noises anymore." You nod, trying to believe him. You finish packing and head towards the door, Wonwoo following closely behind.

As you reach the entrance, a cold draft blows through the hallway, making you shiver. The door creaks open on its own, as if inviting you to leave. Mingyu steps out first, but just as you're about to follow, Wonwoo grabs your arm. "Wait," he says, his voice low. "There's something I need to tell you." You turn to face Wonwoo, your heart pounding in your chest. "What is it?" you ask, your voice barely above a whisper. Wonwoo looks around nervously before leaning in close to you. "The ghost... it spoke to me," he whispers. "It said it wanted to show me something." Your eyes widen in shock. "It spoke to you? What did it say?"

Wonwoo hesitates for a moment, as if trying to recall the exact words. "It said it had a message for me," he says. "But it was in some kind of code. I couldn't understand it." You try to reassure Wonwoo, but you can tell that he's still shaken up. "Don't worry about it, okay? Let's just get out of here and forget about this whole thing." Mingyu, who has been listening to the conversation, clears his throat. "Yeah, let's go." The three of you step out of the mansion and into the bright sunlight, leaving the ghosts and whispers behind.

As you walk away from the mansion, you feel a sense of relief wash over you. The air feels lighter and the weight of the night's events starts to lift. Mingyu glances back at the mansion, a look of curiosity on his face. "I still can't believe we saw a ghost," he says. "Do you think it was real?" Wonwoo shrugs. "I don't know," he replies. "But I can't shake the feeling that it was trying to tell me something important."

[milfgyuu]

I haven't sent one of these in a hot minute! The last gifset had me thinking: Sincr it's 🎃time, how about assigning the typical horror movie roles/tropes to Seventeen? Like, we already know Mingyu is The Hot Girl that Dies First™️ 🤣 (grouping them is also fine!)

HELL YEAH, it's spooky time!!!!! I am popping these under a read-more jusssst in case there are some sweet angels on my blog that may be sensitive to the themes or aren't into the horror genre <3

but if you're into SVT and horror film roles/tropes, read below!

Cheol - is surviving. idc. he's giving Chad Michael Murray in House of Wax like he definitely is kind of the asshole with a seedy past in the movie but it's also the reason he is making it out alive because he's fighting back. mf is running around with a tire iron and a gash down the side of his face and he's PISSED.

Jeonghan/Minghao - is taking things a little too...unseriously. like "why are you guys freaking out? ooooh he's gonna getcha!" probably even finds himself getting caught or injured and laughs when everyone gets mad at him because "it was just a joke, omg u guys". definitely turns out to be the killer in the end.

Joshua - god, sorry, but he's the handsome, sweet, innocent boyfriend of the female lead who gets absolutely gutted by the killer in the first half of the movie. Like he is the letterman jacket-wearing jock bf of Drew Barrymore's character in the original Scream. He was truly a bystander but boy is he pretty.

Junhui/Hoshi - He's just a side character but the whole audience loves him! and then he gets kidnapped and disappears halfway thru the movie so everyone assumes he's dead but just when the killer is about to whack the main character he shows up out of nowhere and knocks them out with a fire extinguisher to save them. he's a hero, baby. he still might get got tho :/

Woozi - can we get fluffy for a sec? i know it's horror tropes but this is Thackery Binx from Hocus Pocus, ok? he was kind of a little shit and then he got turned into a cat so now he's chasing around these three idiot kids trying to help them stop the witches from eating all the kids in Salem and he's perpetually irritated at his lack of opposable thumbs bc if he had them, he could just do it all himself.

Wonwoo - he's the dark-knight detective on the case. he's scary, kinda shady, and is likely doing a ton of illegal shit to find leads and force information out of people, but he's not a bad guy. He's been on the case for over a decade and lives off black coffee and cigarettes. definitely makes it to the end and has a hand in taking the killer down.

Mingyu - ok, yes, i still think he's the token slasher-bimbo - like he's the opening kill before the title sequence BUT alternatively, he's the martyr...he's the character you end up loving and then you have to watch as he sacrifices himself so everyone else lives & we love/hate him for it. We weep for him. We write alternate ending fics for him.

Seokmin - Sigh, he's the dad who buys the super-haunted house in a paranormal horror flick. He can't afford to move because he poured his life savings into buying the house. Shit keeps getting progressively worse. His dog chased something into the woods and never came back. His kids are possessed. His wife is floating in the corner and making weird noises. but he's hot - like ryan reynolds in Amityville.

Vernon - bro, he is actually Darry from Jeepers Creepers. I literally can't explain this to you if you haven't watched this CLASSIC and those of you who have seen it...you get it. Like why tf is he ignoring Ms. Dabney????? she's trying to save him and he's like...ok weirdo...i'm gonna go check out that hole where it looks like bodies are being dumped...bye.

Seungkwan - he's not going in that fuck-ass house dude. he's not doing it. he will stand guard with whatever makeshift weapon he can find and he's talking mad shit about everyone and their stupid plan the whole time he's waiting. he is, however, a good friend, and he will run into the house the first time he hears someone scream. is soooo pissed when he finds out it was over nothing and now he's stuck with everyone else in the death trap.

Chan - he is the planner, the optimist, the strategist. he is getting everyone the hell out and he's got the brains and balls to pull it all off. like, my boi is setting traps as if he's Freddie in Scooby Doo. He is pissing the killer off left and right. definitely gets himself in a pinch - almost meets his end - and still, somehow finds a way to live.

[99pluto]

Seventeen as F1 drivers

So, my bestie and I are both into F1 and we’re carats, and this started as a joke, but I took it seriously. Tbh i don't even know how to use this website, anyway, i had fun with these. Don't take it upfront, it's silly and meant to be funny, not offensive.

Seventeen members as F1 drivers would be:

S.Coups: Michael Schumacher (Ferrari era). Huge crack that makes history ? Well kind of, just like Michael he’d get out of his car to go and beat the shit out of that one mf that crashed into him. No Javi would be in the team anymore, too scared for their life. Kimi Raikkonen type of radios (anger issues). Ultra competitive and would swear as much as Tsunoda.

Jeonghan: Christian Horner. Yes. He is a good tactician deal with it, kinda evil like Horner sometimes, but he’s got as much love to provide to his kids just like Christian with Max. He would start racing but find out he’s even better at managing a team.

Joshua: Sebastian Vettel (not Redbull era). Not Redbull era bc he was (unfairly) disliked (just like Max) at that time, and EVERYONE loves Seb. That’s it, it’s the rule, you like F1 ? You like Seb. You don’t like F1 ? You still like Seb. Unproblematic and engaged king. Also a fucking legend.

Jun: Valteri Bottas (Alfa Romeo era). Unbothered moisturized king that slays. He’s doing his things, he doesn’t care because he knows his worth, you saw him naked and didn’t expect that. Everyone praises him on how he owns his style and he fucking does. Is hilarious when you don’t expect him to be.

Hoshi: George Russell. Iconic, hilarious, massive talent, carried Williams, CARRIED WILLIAMS, nothing to prove cuz he’s one of the best altho the Mercedes is hard to drive, doesn’t complain cuz he’s EXCELLENT and races with an 8th world champion without looking ridiculous next to him.

Wonwoo: Zhou Guanyu. He’s calm and collected, doesn’t make much waves, he’s doing his things and looks good doing them. Good pics, insta feed slays. 

Woozi: Fernando Alonso. Dude will hit retirement age and still be talented, pisses me off. Rarely speaks but spicy and precise comments. Will sometimes mess with your mind, he is clever and knows how to handle himself.

DK: Alex Albon (Williams era). He’s EXCELLENT, is happy with what he has, he got treated badly when he was younger but now he knows his worth. Hard work, a sunshine, hella funny.

Mingyu: Charles Leclerc (Ferrari depressed edition). Huge ass talent (as in Max Verstappen talent, without the father trauma) but does silly mistakes, is also silly. Gets bullied by his own team, basically. Might look cute and all but can get pretty serious, like, fr, he’s talented and SMART.

Minghao: Lewis Hamilton (Mercedes era). Fashion icon, all about healthy soul in a healthy body, ICONIC. He’s just got the Lewis vibe idk like they would be friends i wouldn’t even be surprised.

Seungkwan: Daniel Ricciardo. The official sunshine of F1, the marketing face, everyone wants to meet him because he is so funny, iconic, adorable and he is talented. He carries F1’s image, he is still a sensitive person and can get hurt, so don’t, he has SO much to give and gives with pleasure, don’t hurt him (Br*wn if catch u). No one is more Dani coded than Seungkwan (kinda Seokmin too but had to choose).

Vernon: Carlos Sainz Jr. Mf isn’t part of this world, he’s seing things we don’t, chaotic in a calm way. Looks always hot in an unfair way (i might be biased). Aware of how people perceive him as weird, thinks it’s funny or doesn’t care. Unique laugh, why do they transform into seals when they’re laughing their ass out ???

Dino: Mick Schumacher (post H**s shithole era) or Oscar Piastri. He’s is the future of F1, the boy proved himself, teams literally fought over him. Give him a mediocre car he will still pull some good result although he’s a rookie, update the car and he’s a threat to experienced drivers that have been racing for years. Also Mick personality vibe, fr there’s something. Also very sweet then BOOM, he’s fucking hot.

[husbandhoshi]

As the oldest in my family with younger brothers, here are my thoughts:

Would want as an older brother: Cheol, Joshua, Jun, Woozi, Mingyu

Would want as a younger brother: Wonwoo, Vernon

Wish it was my twin: Seungkwan, Dino, DK

Would want it as my cousin: Jeonghan, Minghao, Hoshi

Here is my essay in reasonig: I would fight with cheol in my younger years, but I feel like he is one of those siblings you grow closer with when you are past puberty. Joshua is just straight up sweet older brother vibes, similarly I feel like Jun would take great care of you and be just the right amount of involved and supportive as well as protective. Woozi might be unconventional, but I feel like if he would have grown up with siblings he wpuld be better off being the elder. Mingyu, just because his sister praises him (highest praise possible).

I feel as if I would love to annoy Wonwoo and force him to join in my games and stupid ideas😈 which wouldn't be possible if he was older, but being younger would maybe suit him more? Idk... Vernon is just a chill dude and he lowkey reminds me of one of my younger brothers so maybe that is why.

I am Seungkwans platonic soulmate, I would bitch and care for him just as much as he does. Similarly I think I would find Dino too annoying if he was younger or older, but he is giving born to be besties for life. For DK it is the same.

Now for my cousin trio: I would fight too much if we were siblings but we would be very close if we were cousins. The story about Jeonghan getting his sister into the same horrible academy as him just so she has to suffer as well, no thank you sibling Jeonghan we have hear enough.

Thank you for coming to my very personalised tedtalk on what type of familial relation I would want with the members, this was a totally normal amount of thought put in, anywhooo

Thank you for posting absolute banger fics that scratch one part of my brain just right💖

honestly i think you're so right ab cheol like he is rlly the worst in his terrible teens but when he gets older i think he would grow out of it and you would become close. imo josh is a sweet older brother but he rlly likes having his own life & so you would always be CLOSE but never Close close. if you know what i mean.

i agree w u on mingyu. TBH woozi gives such only child vibes that it's hard to say but i think if he was the younger sib it would be fun to get him out of his shell a bit. which is ur reasoning for wonwoo which makes sense. i think older bro wonwoo is nice but distant :(

hard agree on twin line. seungkwan will forever be my bestie but i also feel like being TWINS? your asses are brawling 24/7

the jeonghan story is insane LMAOOOOO i just KNOWWW he talks mad shit at all the family reunions and half the other cousins hate him

[kazumist]

hiya!!

DUDE I HAVENT SENT A MESSAGE FOR SO LONG SO IM SORRY 🥲🥲 anywayy you really outdid yourself on the childe smau!! HSUABHSH like how r u so creative man.. AND YOU WERE ACTUALLY RIGHT ABOUT ME FINDING LOVE??? (but its not easy cause of his ex + drama ☹️) he’s a zhongli typa guy but with brainrot humour and he likes to game 🤓.. (+ he’s got that cash 🤑) ANYWAY im js yapping about myself atp 💀💀 SO HRU?? I HOPE YOURE DOING GOOODD!!! RMB TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND STAY HYDRATED CS IK HOW HOT IT IS IN THE PHILIPPINES!!! DONT PRESSURE YOURSELF TO WRITE IF YOU DONT FEEL LIKE IT!!

lots of love, s. 💗

(p.s: is it okay if i yap to you about what happened/the drama? i REALLY want to but i don’t wanna overstep 😓😓)

OH MY GOD HELLO??? THATS SO ADORABLE CONGRATS

ngl i dont think i could compare mine with a genshin character but one thing i can say is that hes also a gamer (just imagine wonwoo from svt but make it a nerd for hoyoverse games + taylor swift and other random hyperfixations) 🤓🤓🤓 ALSO omg feel free im so seated for that type of story hehehe

[wooahaes]

how much i'd enjoy watching a horror movie w them

context: i love horror movies. im still working my way through a lot of classics lol but literally i just love horror as a safe way to explore dark themes and spooky things. jumpscares will get me occasionally but its all good if they're earned lol i just think they're neat :)

further context: i'm just a little over 5'5" and chubby. vague teddy bear energy if u ignore the chronic resting bitch face.

s.coups: man who i feel would tell me 'if you get scared, you can hold onto my arm :)' and then would jump at every scare and be like an over-exasperated dad holding his heart. solid 6/10 tho if i do get to cuddle with him. i think we would probably make fun of each other for jumping. also i feel like cheol makes comments throughout movies which is fine w me bc same hat. if anything, i get the feeling he would probably hide behind me at some points and then question why i'm so excited when the killing starts happening lol

jeonghan: hmm honestly 7/10 i think jeonghan would have fun with it especially if it's a bad horror movie. man who i think would listen to me info dump abt behind the scenes stuff if i know it tbh. the -3 comes from the fact that i think jeonghan can also get spooked like cheol (im thinkin abt the mbti episodes where he punched a mannequin while startled) and idk if i'm gonna get jumped on if i watch a movie w jeonghan

joshua: 10/10 im like 90% sure joshua actually likes horror movies so i feel like he is a rly safe bet to watch them with. most likely to laugh during literally any movie if i get spooked. i think he'd be an especially calming presence tho esp if something gets super under my skin?? man who feels like he'd be open to just talking abt it and maybe watching something else if its too much. also idk feels like he would also crack jokes throughout.

jun: hmm honestly im unsure about jun. on one hand, i think he'd be fun, but on the other hand, i dunno how much of it is his thing?? i don't think he's a big horror dude but idk. i wanna say a solid 5/10 purely bc it depends on the day and how jun's feeling and what we're watching. i think we'd have fun tho especially if its something campier. i'd rather watch disney movies with him bc at that'd be like 10/10 experience, very fun duet partner.

hoshi: tbh both horror experiences im vaguely familiar with, soonyoung's been chill??? i feel like he'd have fun shit to say tho. 8/10 not the guy who gets scared but the guy who is probably cracking jokes. i don't think i can poke fun at him for jumping tho.

wonwoo: i don't think wonwoo gets scared easily (like shua)? so i feel like he'd be a very calming presence to have for horror movies. i wanna say 10/10 in the vein of having a chill night where we watch scary movies and probably talk about them in depth afterward which is also my jam lol (<- professional yapper)

woozi: hmm.... honestly i think it'd be a quiet experience. altho i oddly get the vibe that he'd be like wonwoo in the fact that i think we'd have a cozy discussion afterward if its something with interesting themes? so like 1/10 experience in terms of 'very quiet moving watching experience' but 9/10 discussion afterward. so... idk, 6/10? it'd be a nice vibe tho to just kinda kick back and watch a movie, maybe having occasional moments where one of us points out something cool

the8: hao gives me the vibes of someone who laughs at jump scares. might get startled, but he wouldn't be as bad as others. solid 8/10 tho, i think it'd be a fun time if he says snarky things.

mingyu: 0/10 we are not watching a scary movie together. i value not getting crushed by him when he inevitably jumps toward me to hide, also i respect that horror isn't his thing. we can watch coraline tho and he can hide his face during the scarier bits if need be lol its ok gyu i will protect u

dk: 0/10 seokmin my angel i am so sorry. i love my eardrums. disney movie time for seokmin. duet partner number 2.

vernon: both times i have seen vernon get scared hes not the kind of person who screams or jumps a ton but would probably be holding onto my arm. man who gets scared and then goes "ah. its just a movie" to himself. altho im p sure vernon's into movies a lot so like... i feel like we'd have rly fun discussion afterward? 10/10 bc fun movie discussion dude. would share snacks w him while having an hour long discussion abt themes.

seungkwan: 0/10 this man will yell i fear. disney movie duet partner number 3. that would be leagues more fun tbh like theres a scale from 'not startled at all' to 'genuinely not having a good time' and gyu, dk, and seungkwan are all toward the end of that scale for me (and id say maybe jun too?). like... if it's not their thing, then it's not their thing and there's nothing wrong w that. i would rather watch something silly n fun w them :3

dino: i fear chan will yell after a certain point but be like haha im not scared. are you scared? im not scared. you can hold onto me if ur scared tho (immediately gasps at something spooky going on in the bg of the movie) woah that was tense... anyway im not scared. solid 3/10 i'd rather watch something else with him that he'd have fun with

[lovelyhan]

kai hi!! a few weeks back i read your doting on you! series and i still can’t stop thinking about how good it is till this day which is why im here to sing praises about it to!! you!!

where do i begin i guess first of i love how for each member reader has their own identities and that plot is something creative with all the tropes a fanfic reader could ever dream of!! im pretty sure i read wonwoo’s first when i Tell you i fell in love I MEAN IT!! i mean c’mon dude how can one not when your writing is incredible, every little detail was just a pleasure to read, the small conversations, the idea of having a wonwoo pc while being so close to wonwoo himself is ?!? wow whaaaat you’re insane for that, biker wonu who’s in love cats!!! what a concept!! there’s more i would like to say but this is long enough so i’ll move on now!

gyu’s was next (the way he’s the only one in my bias line here but i read everyone bc you had me hooked!!) and okay maybe i read for gyu but stayed for namja can you blame me? my favorite doggo ever i swear,,, everything about this was so so charming, ive always been a sucker for the whole fake dating thing and with exes to lovers on top of it?? it’s like you wrote it for me, i fell so incredibly in love with this one i can’t stress it enough

save my divorce child from the clutches of vernon and reader pls!!! that baby deserves all the love she needsss (also loved how they made an appearance in wonu’s fics, it’s such a small detail thag made me so happy) i have no more adjectives to use except for i loved this one as well!! hold it dear to my heart bc at the end of the day who doesn’t love cats and chwe vernon tgt?

now for cheol’s this is a different story, while for the others im all soft and all that, this want has me wanting to eat dry wall to keep myself sane,,, why is he!!! so fine!!! whaaaaat!!! i need to take a walk like actually like rn even tho it’s 11pm need to stay away from my delusions

this is all i have for you! hope this isn’t a bother i just wanted to show my appreciation for your work, have a good day!!!!

:((((( I READ THIS AN UNHEALTHY AMOUNT OF TIMES JSYK!!! You went into such perfect detail abt each story i'm going to cry....... the doting on you series is definitely my pride and joy <3 i'm so glad that lots of ppl loved reading it as much as i loved writing it !! (Tho i really really do want to add more to cheol's bc his word count and plot content is so unfair compared to the other three LOL)

Having wonu pcs while being around wonu himself LOL ASJDKSKKAA RELATABLE 😭 no one rly asked but these were the pcs i had in mind when i wrote them into the story for meet cute of the century

oh to have them.....

++ the picture you attached is so so so cute ㅠㅠ i love yew sm thank you for going out of your way to let me know all this :( u made me smile so wide

[toruro]

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so lmk if that works bc idk how to add images to a tumblr ask. anyways ill send more along soon probably? this is just a peek at some of my thoughts so far (its not all that interesting its kinda just my thoughts as i read/reread LOL) and unfortunately i am still a little dead :/

LMFAO tell isohel joshua that hes an uneducated, tasteless mf who cant understand poetry /j (i will forever be a lover of j alfred prufrock) + i snorted at the tags u had on my last ask i thought it was funny

also i caved. and got a copy of carat v fml. or potentially two because this is like a literal gacha game i escaped hoyoverse for THIS literally wtf is wrong with me anyways i got the hao + jeonghan versions (and,, pcs - seungkwan/hao/vernon/dino in the hao v and hao/hoshi/wonwoo/jun in jeonghan's). basically this dude won't leave me ALONE (not that i'm complaining).

also wtf i saw clips from concert and a bunch of them r wearing misbhv and im half jealous and half just in awe bc theyre all hot + i keep seeing clips of vernon in good to me and i dont think ill b recovering any time soon

- ts eliot anon c:

omg i read through the notes and u do them so detailed ?!?? little footnotes and all omg i love it HELP I AM SORRY if reply to each one but u write so much thank u for the comment abt my dialogue though bc dialogue is one of my fav things to write just bc it makes everything feel so real in my opinion :3

U GOT THE HAO VERSION T-T i wish that was me but i only bought one carat fml ver and got wonu not that i’m complaining but i think it’s ok bc i also have been literally insane recently w buying pcs! one of my orders is coming tmrw and another is coming tuesday i think ?! and then we have the one that came into hehe finally got a woozi in my collection ^^

also stop same bc i don’t even wanna talk abt the concert … it’s HARD being perf unit biased they’re all insane and my brain has been so numb recently

[blue-jisungs]

For that kpop game thingy, can you do bts and svt ^^

OKAY HEHEHE THIS IS GONNA BE INTERESIGN

SVT

fan or not: YEEEEE

how long i’ve been a fan: fts era

first song i heard by them: very nice

first mv i saw: hot

first bias: god i dont even remember... i think it was vernon...?

current bias and why: wonwoo<3 the way i rememered his n mingyus faces the last!! n i just saw a compilation of wonu being the introvert TM n he just stole my heart <333 hes my ult as well LMAO but i also do bias jun, cheol n woozi<33

bias wrecker(s): as metnioned before + verkwan + hao

favourite song: u r not making me choose one bffr................ im literally a hhu girlie so i do love all the hhu songs but other than that call call call, 'bout you, darl+ing, crush<3

favourite mv: gom :(

favourite era: i love them all but i am a bit sentimental abt fts<3

favourite choreography: fallin' flower

who i think is the best-looking: all of them literally

who i think is the cutest: CHAN N KYEOM :D

best singer: DKDKDKDKDKDK!!! n kwan!! dude their voice really does sth to me its so beautigul:(( i do love wonus voice too its so calimg:( n i love when its contrasted w theirs too

best dancer: chan n hoshi

best rapper: hhu as a whole

an unpopular opinion about the group/members (if i have any): fuck pledis

BTS

fan or not: im not that much of an army anymore but i do listen to them still

how long i’ve been a fan: dynamite era lololol

first song i heard by them: dynamite but im sure ive heard all the iconic songs before i stanned

first mv i saw: airplane pt2 (i was so obsesssed w this song)

first bias: jimin

current bias and why: namjoon !! hes just so :(( gentle giant literally, hes so smart n clumsy its just so heartwarming<3

bias wrecker(s): YOONGI!!!! actually nama n yoongs literally switch w being my biases i swear

favourite song: attack on bangtan, idol

favourite mv: black swan

favourite era: hmm idk its kinda hard to choose since i havent been that .. close to them:(i like ly rho!!!

favourite choreography: okay call me a basic bitch but i love dynamite FIGHT ME

who i think is the best-looking: MR WORLDWIDEEEEE HANDSOME

who i think is the cutest: see i wanted to say kookie but hes been comitting CRIMES so hoba :D

best singer: jin n jk

best dancer: JIMIN

best rapper: yoongi n nama!!!

an unpopular opinion about the group/members (if i have any): its actually quite heart warming to see them go solo, fining their own tune outside of working together? like i feel its really good for their growth<3 also i love their friendship sm:((

[hoshifighting]

can u do svt reaction with no nut november😋 love ur writing!!!!

seungcheol: he starts off strong, “this is easy, i’m basically a monk.” but makes it to day three, tops, before he’s in your DMs, like, “okay, you win, come over.” literally holding his head in his hands before fisting his hard cock.

jeonghan: jeonghan only joins no nut november to annoy you, trying to show off his self-control. “oh, it’s nothing. i can do this easily.” but when you start teasing him day after day, sending him nudes and flirty messages, he’s practically boiling. but he holds out until the end of the month, when December 1st 00h comes, this man is slutting you out.

joshua: tells you he’s “doing great” and that the challenge is “actually easy.” but secretly, he’s sneaking off every day, trying to relieve himself without you finding out. when you catch him, all flushed and a mess, and he’s stuttering like, “uh, i… didn’t know you’d see that.”

junhui: bro is all talk, boasting that he can last the whole month, but he’s the first one to start slipping. he tries to distract himself by going out, playing games, whatever he can, blows his cover, blow his load, by day five.

hoshi: this poor dude loses on day one. you know it, and he knows it. he tries to act tough, but if you cross from the bathroom to the bedroom only in a towel, he’s done for. he sulks the rest of the day, throwing a mini tantrum after fucking you and losing it, and when you tease him about it, he’s all pouty. “you did this to me!”

wonwoo: he thinks he can outsmart everyone, claiming he’s going to meditate his way through november. when you sleep with him in your babydoll or tiny shorts, he’s all softening up, biting his lip and fighting his instincts. he tries to be stoic, he’s grumbling under his breath, and it’s hilarious to watch. “this is unfair. can you at least stop wearing those?”

woozi: he’s stressed from the get-go. the man is rolling his eyes at everyone, snapping at the members over the tiniest things, all because he’s with a throbbing erection in his pants. you’re just fanning the flames, sending him ALL the nudes you can, and he’s getting more and more drained. “why are you like this?” he hisses, but he secretly loves the attention. by week two, he’s a complete mess, desperately trying to hide it, but he’s too transparent. every time you catch him zoning out, you know exactly where his mind is.

minghao: iron will. he goes through the whole month with a straight face, the second december hits, he’s on you. he’s using every spare second to make up for lost ground. by week’s end, he’s practically cock-sore from going at it so much, and you’re laughing, asking him if all that was worth it.

mingyu: he’s so sure he can trick his way through it, asking you to dry hump him because, technically, it’s not breaking the rules, right? but the second you start grinding down, he keeps trying to pull you off before he cums, soon, he’s begging you to stop, whispering about how he can’t take it anymore, so.. just another way losing the NNN.

seokmin: determined to stick to the rules, but struggling hard. he’ll pull you in for heated makeouts, his hands squeezing and holding you tight as he tries to discount on something. flushed and breathing hard, whispering apologies for pulling away clearly fighting himself every step of the way. he’s convinced he can make it to the end “it’s fine, i got this,” he’d insist, though his grip on you says contrary.

seungkwan: “oh my god, don’t come near me!” gets whiny about how hard he is. he’ll throw little tantrums, pouting and going on about how it’s torture whenever you tease him. by the end of the month, he’s practically begging, dropping hints that he’d break if you just said the word, making it clear he’s only “doing this for you” while clearly waiting for the green light to give in.

vernon: he's “nah, i’m good” from the start. “you’re trying too hard.” but little by little, he catches himself glancing your way, biting his lip, feeling the itch just a bit more every time you walk by. he won’t admit it, but by week four, he’s giving you these longing looks when he thinks you aren’t looking.

chan: determined, but let’s be real, he’s also a bit naive about how tough it’ll be. if you teasw him, he’s practically falling apart every time you’re around. by the middle of the month, he’s so worked up he’s stammering just being near you, you catch him blushing like crazy when you touch him, and by the end of it, he’s practically begging you to let him break the rules.

[cheolhub]

i’ve finally finished at 5:30 am, imma go sleep now!! essay beat me down and my back is aching (not the good kind) goodnight sarcherry 🤍 or good morning.. -🍀

also i agree w u wonu is looking like a whole damn meal this comeback

GOODNIGHT MY LOVE,, im glad you got it done ^^ please rest well 🥹

AND DUDE WONWOO IS SO FUCKING FINE IM SICK.

[milfgyuu]

What about svt in ikea or target?

I didn't want these to be too similar to the walmart post so i kinda bounced back and forth don't mind my rambling.

seungcheol & mingyu drive the IKEA delivery trucks and hell yeah online orders w/ delivery piped up when the housewives got a look at who's ringing their doorbell. team-lift INDEED.

jeonghan & josh work in the target starbucks - joshie is on that register upselling every single order with insanely direct eye contact that leaves people thinking 'omg what are we?' while hannie is making hella drinks and writing fake phone #s on the cups when he hands them to customers with a wink. tip jar is full as hell boi.

jun & hoshi work in the IKEA cafeteria kitchen thingy but they eat ALL of the Swedish meatballs. both have been written up twice and they are on their final warning.

seokmin is a floor associate in the bedroom section of IKEA and he fucks up the name of every single piece of furniture but he is so pretty and sweet that no one really corrects him or points it out.

chan & boo work in the IKEA childcare center and they say they love it but they clock out every day looking like they've been thru a war zone. they're always sticky and smell vaguely like stale cotton candy.

woozi works for IKEA but he's the dude that comes out to the house for cabinetry installation bc i just think he would look so good with a toolbelt like idk my brain says woozi can build shit.

vernon is working target curbside pick-up because he only has to talk to people for like 3 seconds and that is more than ideal. always listening to music on the clock. always gets to pet the dog in the car if there happens to be one. only goes by color because he doesn't know car makes & models like that.

wonwoo is a target stock clerk and prefers to be as obscure as possible but somehow gets wrangled into conversations with six-year-olds in the Lego aisle and he's too polite and enamored to excuse himself to get back to work. let a kid once talk him into buying the $300 collectible Star Wars model.

minghao would be a cashier at either place and u know he's wearing his little cardigan with his glasses on the tip of his nose. heavily judges everyone's purchases but he always smiles when he catches you watching him so you can't really tell what he's thinking.

[slytherinshua]

skdjs not me being popular??? but omg axe and rania my besties i mean baby and divorced wife

omg i hope u recover quickly :( and school noooo, it's abt to start for me too :\

okay omg 🤩🤩 riize sohee bias and taro wrecker, nct dream which axe got me into kinda (but i don't stan nct fully yet) chenle bias!! nct 127 is probably mark?? and nct u mark again, tbh i think chenle and mark are just my dudes so far like chenle is so cute and mark is just iconic but also so hot whenever he talks abt God i actually fell in love so bad <3 for wayv tho its winwin until i get into them properly <3 svt is joshua and dk!! wonwoo wrecker currently :D

what other groups do u stan btw???

hi 👁️ ur friends w axe.... im friends w axe.... so we should be friends too???? im zanna :D

HII (i actually know... like a lot about you.... bc i'm mutuals with rania and axe and you guys are like a little circle of mutuals so i see posts from both of them LOL)

also yes we should def be friends! i was gonna send you an ask one of these days but i was thinking like i should do it when i'm active because school just started up for me 😭 but anyway i got covid so yippee 🤡

ntmy zanna !! wld you like to introduce your riize / nct / svt biases 🤩