#wondertainmenttoys

[originalguccigang]

HEY THERE VALUED CUSTOMER!!!! We at Dr. Wondertainment's Department of Checkmark! Prestige Pal Checkers(tm) would like to know how YOU, dear valued customer, have been doing, and if YOU, dear valued customer, are in DESPERATE need of Dr. Wondertainment(tm)'s help! What sort of help, you might ask? Why, something that relevant to everyone in the whole wide world: boredom!!!! With Dr. Wondertainment(tm)'s toys, you'll never be bored again!!!

Damn it.

[o5oflies]

HEY!

[toyline-council]

Uh-oh! Hey there Wonder-Pals(tm), it looks like you found yourself your very own Mr. Adventure(tm)!!! Unfortunately, Mr. Adventure(tm) is not meant to be collected (he's in the wrong reality anyway!!!), and is in fact considered a valuable employee of Dr. Wondertainment Enterprises(tm)! Please do not attempt to play or handle him! A Wondertainment Enterprises(tm) representative will be arriving to pick him up shortly! Thank you, and we apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused!

Hello, former employer!

I’m already handling him. He is sitting in my lap and playing with a fidget cube. We sincerely hope that you understand! Have a super Safe, Cool, and Pleasant day!

-O5-2™

[helloyesthisisdado]

Dear dado, we had no idea the Foundation was eager to buy your products too!! They must be world-class collectors!!! If you are worried about damaged customer relations, why not try to make a product specifically tailored to our pals at the Foundation? It's something Dr. Wondertainment(tm) has done many, many times, and we are CERTAIN it will work for you!!!

u say dado make sleeper agent product for es see pee foundation. this is great idea dado will make many, many product for the es see pee to take and when they have them boom, dado has planted sleeper agent who are the sleepy, zzzz all foundation member also be sleepy. it will work u trust dado. thank u doctor wonder taintment (tee em) for wonderful idea as u would say, great thinker.

[chaos-insurgency-official]

Dear valued customers, have you tried turning the fire on and off??

Hmmmmm...

Well, we just tried. The fire was off and now it’s on again. Mmmmh, toasty.

[sitetwentyone]

@wondertainmenttoys asked: HEY THERE WONDER-PALS(tm)!!! We're SUPER DUPER EXCITED to add you and the rest of Site-21 to our WonderMail Mailing List(tm)! Now you can get updated on the LATEST and GREATEST Dr. Wondertainment(tm) toys, such as Dr. Wondertainment's Edible Cheeseball DanceBall(tm) and Dr. Wondertainment's Far-Out Space-Out Sing-Along Songs for Junior Space Cadets(tm)!!!!

[nikkoleon]

Psst, Volunteer Business Captain™ Nikkoleon, don't forget to remind your friends and coworkers about the Wonders of Wondertainment™!!! That's half the fun of being a Volunteer Business Partner™, after all!

Ah yes...er...let’s see...advertisement.

*ahem

COME ONE COME ALL TO FILL YOUR JUICY WONDEROUS-IN-TAINMENT NEEDS AT THIS PLACE:

This is the right place, right....?

[do-not-fear-i-am-the-cure]

HEY THE VALUED CUSTOMER!!!! We would like to know how things are hanging with your NEW! Dr. Wondertainment’s Swing-N-Sweep Playground Playset(tm)! Are you satisfied? ECSTATIC? Having tons of fun or fun times infinity? We'd LOVE to know!

“It’s actually holding the corpse of the unfortunate D-Class that was assigned to restart the generator down near my cell quite well.” 049 is satisfied with the product’s capabilities. “I’ll let Bright know to send you a check to confirm the sale...”

[strikethrough-three]

God, I'm glad that's not me.

[writerbright]

UH-OH! It looks like you’re using BASIC HTML CODING!!! By doing that, you’ll be unable to get the latest and greatest updates from your friends at Dr. Wondertainment™!!!!! That’s no fun! As compensation, we're sending you a complimentary package of Dr. Wondertainment's Sapient Gummy Bears(tm)!!!

how did you get in my house

[chipotlecultscp]

Hey there valued customers!! Would you like to receive a FREE! Wondertainment(tm) toy?

🕴️: We’ve... never had toys before.

🧍🏼‍♀️: we’re adults i think

🥳: hell yeah❗🆓 stuff!!

👩🏿‍🦰: Sure, why not?

[originalguccigang]

wondertainmenttoys

How about Dr. Wondertainment's Bestest Wonder-Pals Forever Council(tm)!!!

How is it that every single interaction you give us somehow gets worse?

[o5oflies]

wondertainmenttoys replied to your post: “I wanna be a 9 ft tall werewolf…”

That can be arranged, Wonder-Pal(tm)!!!

I’m not s’posed to be friends with you :( I can’t accept the cool present, Noel says so

[toyline-council]

Dear O5-2 "Mirthful", thank you for returning Dr. Wondertainment's Mr. Adventure(tm) to us! We are SUPER-DUPER excited to see him continue the many adventures he's on!! We hope that this incident was a valuable learning experience on the lessons of returning lost toys! It certainly was for us*!! Thank you, and have a Wonderful day!

He’s only returning because he asked to.

-O5-2

[helloyesthisisdado]

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is very close to me and u,  dr playtime kit for the kiddos (tee em) by u and me. one of dado favourite product that if was out on the market could save many lives. if es see pee foundation did not take all product world would be better like poop chute pill, if all ppl eat poop chute pill no more blockage yes. second favourite is the card game real life teleport by u again, u make best product alongside dado, not filled by greed like the stupid dumb factory or the drug fueled blood magic of acordian player ppl. is just for better of world, make ppl better or smile. thank u

[ihatethatfuckingfamily]

Hey there Wonder-Pal(tm)! We're happy to announce that you qualify for Dr. Wondertainment's Best-Friends Forever Hyper Discount(tm)!!! This gives you access to EXCLUSIVE discounts, including 80% off your first purchase! Wow! So cool!

Hi, what the fuck does any of this mean?