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Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don't worry about it.
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"would you fuck your clone" = boring, who cares, the answer says nothing about you other than whether or not you're your own type
"would you fuck MY clone" = unexpected, high potential to cause a lot of 'why would you fuck my clone and not me?' drama, reasonable question to ask if you're a mad scientist
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pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys
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Hey Mummy, Why You Lookin' So Yummy?
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If anybody asks I鈥檓 at the bottom of a well
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Caesar voice: This stabbing could have been an email.
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Please go online to www. icarly. com. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
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daily affirmations: remember to be violent confrontational and hard to get along with
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My Little Pony book with a death spell inside. Yes, it most definitely came home with me
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I wasn鈥檛 crazy about this piece so I wasn鈥檛 intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I鈥檇 put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao
[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]
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