#wonderful son in law

[celtrist]

I don't know if this is a "hot take" and by no means am I trying to be rude, but It's funny since, considering the designs I've seen, most to every radioapple fan child looks like they could be a radiobelle fan child and vice-versa.

Makes sense as Charlie is Lucifer’s daughter and takes... EVERYTHING after him. But you see, it's all in the nose. But no one wants to be giving noseless children, so Radiobelle is the only one of the two that's able to have a differentiation from Radioapple kids with the puppy nose lol

[introspectivememories]

buggy, dreamily sighing: did you see marco today?

shanks, warily: yeah? why? we see him like every other month?

buggy, immediately gushing: wasn't he soo cool? like the way he transforms and those muscles! didja see his muscles, shanks? he could probably pick me up with one hand....

shanks who has just realized that he never wants buggy looking at another man who isn't him: .....yes... cool

[myheartismadeofstars]

Imagine if the Dark Urge had children.

In my head Durge (default) has two eggs that were being tended to in secret, to prevent people from destroying them. Bhaal should be pleased that his favourite child is going to be a father, right?

Then Orin got to him.

He forgot everything, including his unborn babies.

He changed too. Choosing to reject his father and resist the Urge.

Scelaritas Fel brings them up randomly when they reunite (because you KNOW he is ecstatic about Durge bringing little murder babies into the world. Since they are almost certainly Bhaalspawn, even if second generation) and that's how Durge finds out he's a father.

Scelaritas tells him he can destroy them if Master wants (Master does NOT want! He wants them safe, he just wants to know where they ARE!)

Anyway here's how fans who want to keep Scelaritas on a redeemed Durge path can still win: Durge tells Scelaritas that he'd need his assistance with his future Bhaalspawn children so he might as well stay with him.

[corvidaedream]

the more i hear about veilguard the less interested i am in playing it tbh

[wonder-worker]

"The newly widowed Elizabeth (Woodville) was exceptionally vulnerable. Several of the trustees responsible for her jointure refused to hand over the manors that were meant to sustain her in her widowhood. Moreover, her brother-in-law, Edward Grey, had seized estates that her son Thomas should have inherited from his paternal grandfather, while her mother-in-law’s new young husband, Sir John Bourchier, had prevailed on Lady Ferrers to settle her principal properties on them jointly for life, ensuring that Thomas would have to wait far longer for this inheritance too. Rivers and Scales were pardoned in July 1461 and swiftly moved into the Yorkist establishment, which perhaps explains the success of the chancery suits Elizabeth launched to regain her jointure. Her son’s inheritance proved harder to recover. By 1463, Rivers was often in (Edward IV's) company and on his council, but Elizabeth needed someone with much stronger influence over the King. She turned to a distant kinsman, William, Lord Hastings, the King’s chamberlain. Hastings drove a very hard bargain for his aid but it was probably amid these negotiations that the King’s desire for Elizabeth was kindled."

-J.L. Laynesmith, "Elizabeth Woodville: the Knight's Widow", Later Plantagenet and Wars of the Roses Consorts: Power, Influence, and Dynasty

[tj-crochets]

i’m here for the grandma. prepare to hand her over. i love her and i haven’t even met her

[this is relating to the pride post]

lol welcome, new cousin! I won't hand her over but I will share her, she's a pretty great grandma Some more grandma stories: - she calls getting minor but ridiculous injuries "pulling a TJ" (I was ridiculously clumsy as a kid and am still fairly accident-prone) so she'll call me up and say "Do you want to hear about the TJ I just pulled?". Her latest one was trying to dump the kitchen trash into the outdoor trash can without having to take the bag out of the kitchen trash can by hoisting the kitchen trash can up onto her porch railing and "letting gravity help". She fell halfway into the outdoor trash can (she's okay! she was laughing when she called me) - she feeds stray cats (and occasionally accidentally stray raccoons) and works with the local animal shelters to try to get the kittens acclimated to people and adopted, and she mostly names them after characters from old westerns but also treats some of them like a soap opera? She tells me about all the drama going on in the local stray cat population at least once a week - Her best friend since like the 70s was a butch lesbian named Lottie. Lottie was best friends with both my grandparents, and they moved cross country multiple times to be neighbors. Lottie passed away before I was born but my grandma still considers her the best friend she ever had - My grandma was part of a "hair color of the month" club and I genuinely do not know what her natural hair color was before it turned white

[theheadlessgroom]

@beatingheart-bride

Susannah's cheeks burned behind the mask as she once more averted her gaze, endlessly touched by his patience and compassion for her: He was right! She needn't apologize because she didn't do anything wrong. Even if she hadn't laid her head on his chest the way she did, his parents still would've seen them dancing together, and the same thing would've happened anyways. She didn't need to be so hard on herself...

...even when she felt like she should...

Trying to push down those negative feelings, she put on a little smile for her beloved, saying softly, "I...I'm sorry. Let's...let's forget all about it, and...let's try to enjoy the rest of the night."

It was hard to push down those feelings, that lingering sense of embarrassment, of frustration, of anger with herself: Even with the knowledge that Philippe wasn't upset with her and that he wouldn't want her to be so hard on herself, it was still difficult to set the way she felt aside, and it was equally difficult to explain why she felt the way she did.

Maybe it was because she hated the idea of getting Philippe into trouble with his family (who already put enough pressure on him as it was), maybe it was because she hated drawing attention to herself (especially since she was so used to keeping her head down and avoiding confrontation), she couldn't say. All she could say was that this feeling was hanging on, despite her efforts to shrug it off, and she hated that. All she wanted was to have a good night with the man she loved, she never wanted this...

[demon-prosecuted]

The more I think about how the law must work in the Pokemon universe, the more of a migraine I develop.

Because how the fuck does the law accommodate little animals that have the power of a nuclear fucking bomb? How do you handle that EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST A FEW OF THESE THINGS.

There's canonical time travel. Multiverse theory is real AND it's a common occurrence to find people and Pokemon from different worlds from your own. ULTRA BEASTS AS A WHOLE AND HOW THEY DON'T EVEN COUNT AS POKEMON--

I'm just. We've all seen that "Pokedex entries and war crimes" video that's like three hours long, yeah? How does the justice system deal with that. It's got to be such a shitshow.

Fuck the corruption of Ace Attorney law. Pokemon law is where the real horror lies.

[just-rogi]

its so weird and wonderful watching in real time as i become more intimate with my friends... like oh.. your husband doesnt think of me as "my wifes friend" anymore but got drunk in costa rica and started talking about how he wants me at his birthday party because im his friend too... oh your brother is drinking a beer and talking about how his wife makes rice and asking me for recipies... oh your aunt is going on and on about how she wants her son to marry someone like me and how good it is to see me again... oh all your husbands old college buddies are excited to see me while since we saw eachother and are including me in alll their inside jokes now.... oh your sister in law just gave me a big hug and your nephews are asking me to draw bluey with sidewalk chalk again... oh im in the kitchen cooking with your mother and shes saying how proud she is of me for getting my teaching license .. she gave me a kiss on the cheek before I left... oh your dad leaned in to hug me to say goodbye this time instead of giving me a handshake and a clap on the back..oh i think im loved i think im loved a lot

[hauntingblue]

Can't believe I spent so much time thinking kiku and kinemon were dead... they really got me there...

[lesbiangiratina]

^ 1 of the funniest lines on the gg wiki to me. The conciseness and finality of it gets me. Makes me imagine What If testament’s story section just ended after the first paragraph. Like thats all folks. Sorry

[ainawgsd]

Hate it when customers suddenly decide to hold social hour at the register. And always when there's a line too

Like, I got better shit to do!

[franeridan]

nearly done with my op reread and for the longest time my theory was that the d marked the descendants of the people native of the island that eight hundred years ago fought the twenty nations, but rereading the part about lili I thought maybe it's more lax and it marks everyone who opposed the current government in general, not just those from the island - she was the queen of one of the twenty kingdoms after all, and imu didn't seem to know the nefertaris had a d in the name as well, but before the war there would have been no reason to hide it? so i think it's something they added to their names later, maybe to recognise each other as allies? or something? the kozuki were obviously allied too and don't have a d though, so I can't say this theory makes a hundred percent sense. also i find interesting how law is hiding the water part of his name too together with the d, i wonder if that has any further meaning? another interesting thing is that there seems to have been some form of prophecy or prediction about what's currently happening in the manga, since oden knew he had to wait twenty years and the sea monsters in the oden flashback on fishmen island were talking about it too... maybe a prediction about a war? since oden wanted to unleash pluton. I wonder what exactly they found out on laugh tale that made them all laugh when the events the wg is keeping secret seem to be this tragic... also, i think i never even noticed during my first readthrough of egghead but there's someone offshore with blackbeard's flag? a small boat, it seems, but I think atm we know all blackbeard pirates are either on the pirate island or fighting against the hearts (;;;) so I wonder who exactly that is? also, I didn't catch this either first time around but I feel like the germa might just be heading there as well right now lmao the thing with kuma returning to mariejois happening so soon after vp talked about the ancient robot attacking mariejois and no one knowing why is also suspicious to me, I wonder if vegpunk used data from that robot to turn kuma into a cyborg and that's tied to why he returned there for apparently no reason...?? anyway I thought rereading would help me clear up some questions but instead it left me with even more kkkk should have figured

[socialpermadeath]

So one of the Emerald Grove druids in BG3 who is just disgusted at your presence is unintentionally hilarious in my playthrough because he looks almost exactly like my PC. Pretty-boy Blond Half-elf on Pretty-boy Blond Half-elf crime. My first response when he made the comment about wanting me out was to think "bold thing to say to your cousin, man. I'm gonna let Aunt Aravia about this at the next barbeque."

[blunderpuff]

an old lady came in today, followed by a frantic and hovering younger woman

Old Lady (to my coworker): “Can you see about a book I had placed on reserve?”

Younger Woman (to OL): “Ma’am, are you sure you’re alright?”

OL (to coworker): “I think it was in last week, but I didn’t get a phone call...”

YW (to OL): “I have my insurance card in my truck, are you sure you’re okay?”

OL (to coworker): “Oh, do you have a paper towel? I’ve gotten mud on your counter... I just got hit by a car.”

Me and my coworker, who had been trying to parse this relationship: “?!?!?!?!?!!?”

The Younger Woman had side-swiped the Older Lady in the parking lot and knocked her down, and the Older Lady’s priority was literally the book she put on hold. O_O