#woke up once to pee but was so excited to go back to sleep

[ploonets]

PEOPLE GET TO WAKE UP FEELING LIKE THIS EVERYDAY??????

my bfs family gave me a cpap machine and I am trying it out tonight for the first time

[scar-lie]

Omega Pt. 2 [Natasha]

Summary : After Y/N’s heat, Natasha left her alone on her bed

Pairing : Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader

Warning : Yelling, curse word

Word Count : 1,531

A/N : This part is requested on my wattpad account

{OMEGA PT. 1} {OMEGA PT. 2} {OMEGA PT. 3}

No one has permission to repost my work anywhere, if you see it let me know.

Your little heart starts to hurt again; it just keeps breaking every damn minute of the day that it hurts so much. You cry in your bed, the bed you share with your Alpha, where her smell is still lingering in the pillow, blanket, sheets, and around the room

It hurt to keep you reminded of her in this room from the best day of your life—the day she claimed you and you claimed her—from the day she turned you down, and now you're here alone again, in your house and in your own bedroom

You remember every second of that day, 1 month ago, every word, their faces, and how her eyes burned you. How could you forget it? It's the day your mate, your Alpha, rejected you as her Omega, and it's already lingering in your head

You woke up with a smile on your face and stretched your limb, then reached out to your left side of the bed just to find an empty, cold sheet. You frowned, looking at the empty space besides you

The sadness is starting to creep up your spine, and your heart is getting torn apart a little by the thought of your Alpha leaving you, but you took deep breaths, thinking of a possible reason why your Alpha isn't in the bed with you

Maybe she's in the bathroom, maybe showering or peeing—no, that's impossible; the shower isn't on, and neither is the light—or maybe she's downstairs in the kitchen making breakfast—that's impossible too; you know that your Alpha can't cook even a single egg—

Maybe she just went outside to buy something—maybe food? or things? or whatever, but you decided to wait for her

While waiting, you get up and do your morning routine, going down to make breakfast since you're hungry. You've been in heat for 3 days, 3 days in bed with your Alpha, and 3 days since you ate food properly, so you're pretty starving

After that, you sat down on the sofa with a book in your hand—the book you were reading before you went into heat; you're almost at the halfway point of the book

And then you wait and wait and wait until it's near midnight, and your Alpha still hasn't come back to you; she didn't even leave a message, let alone reply or answer you

This broke your heart, so you decided to just sleep it off before you became an emotional wreck. That means you will cry, and you can't afford to do that, not after your heat. You're pretty dehydrated after the heat, so you need every drop of water in your body

But the next day is still the same; there is no Natasha Romanoff in your house, so you decide to pay her a visit in the compound, talk to her, and just be with your Alpha, so that's what you do

Going to the compound with Mac and Cheese for your best friend Yelena, who's Natasha's sister, and Lasagna for the rest of the team

You happily drove to the compound from your house that day because you were going to see your Alpha, and gosh, were you excited? Hell yeah, you're beyond excited to see your mated Alpha since after your heat

"Y/N?"  You smiled when you heard Yelena's voice once you got inside the compound

"Lena, hi," you say and smile at her and hug her

"What are you-Wait," she said when we pulled away, but she stopped when her eyes landed on your neck, where my Alpha Mark is

"You're—oh my god, you're a mated Omega now." Her jaw drops, and she tries to rub the mark away, but you giggle and gently push her

"I am," you confirm, making her eyes pop out

"WHO!" she screamed in shock. You just shake my head

"Natasha....." If she was shocked earlier, now you think she lost her mind

"Wha-" You use this opportunity to slip away while she's in her shocked state and go to Nat's office, knocking on her door

You waited and waited until you heard footsteps, so you stood up straight and wore your sweetest smile until she opened the door

"Hi! I missed you," you told her, and you kissed her cheeks, but she didn't move or show any emotion; she just stood there, looking at you with her stone-cold eyes and expression

"Nat, are you okay?" You asked her and proceeded to touch her forehead to see if she had a fever or something, but before your hand could touch her face, she swatted it away, glaring at you in a way that made you feel so small, so you swallowed the lump on your throat

"What are you doing here?" She asked you in her monotone voice, which makes you scared of her. Sure, you both were friends before, and now she's your mate, but you've never encountered her being like this, and this makes you scared of her

"I'm here to bring you.. food and the team.. you didn't come back yesterday," you stutter, fidgeting with the paper bag holder while looking down, afraid to look at her eyes

"Throw it away," she said, and she proceeded to slam the door in your face, but she stopped in her tracks when you called her

"But Alpha..." You shut up when she gives you a death stare

"I'm not you're fucking Alpha, understand!" She said it with her gritted teeth while towering over your small figure

"But, but... you are my Alpha... you claimed me," you whisper, lips quivering

"No, you're not. Listen to me carefully, you slut; I am not your Alpha and will never be; that mark on your neck doesn't mean anything; I'm in a rut at that time and I will not willingly want to claim you; you're just a piece of shit." You look down; tears are already coming down your cheeks from your eyes, but you try to stop them from falling

"I don't want to do anything with you; I don't want you to be my omega; I don't want to have a family with you; I don't want to have pups with you. I am not your Alpha." She said the last six words with anger and hatred while gripping your checks together in one hand and making you look at her

"And for the stupid mating mark, I want it gone!" your lips quivering and a few tears rolling down your cheeks

"Now fucking get your ass away from me," she threw your face to the side and slammed the door shut

With that, you sob, looking down while gripping the paper bag you're holding. You can't believe that she rejected you after just a few days of claiming you; now you're a used, rejected Omega

And in order to unmate her, it means getting as far away from each other as possible, which will cause pain or, at worst, death

You sniff, wiping your tears, and try to be strong and start to walk away from her office with a heavy heart, and that's when you saw her teammates, in the living room, minding their own business

"Y/N?" You look at the kitchen and see Wanda preparing to cook something for the team

"What are you doing here?" she asked as she put her apron on, so you smiled at her the best you could, and the team greeted you, so you returned the greeting

"I'm just here to drop this off," you say, lifting the paper bag in the air for everyone to see

"What is that?" Wanda asked, walking towards you

"Oh, uh, food. I decided to drop some food here," you whispered loudly enough for them to hear, and before Wanda asked you, she frowned, noticing your red nose and eyes

"Are you ok?" Wanda asked, and you just scoffed, waving your hand with a puff

"Yeah, here, everybody eat this food now before it gets cold," Wanda gives you a tight smile, as does the other team

"I'm going to go now, everybody, bye," you said, putting the paper bag at the top of the near cabinet, and before anyone can ask a question, you're already heading out

You sigh, so you get to your car quickly while in your own headspace; you didn't notice the voice calling you, Yelena, and you just drove home with a heavy heart

Since then, you never leave your house, not unless you need to get groceries or pay bills. Wanda and Yelena are constantly visiting, texting, or calling you, but you didn't respond to any of those. You keep the door shut when they're knocking on your door for hours, and you put our phone on silent

They are worried sick about you; since that visit, when you clearly did not look good, they have tried to reach out to both you and Nat to know what happened, but neither of you has answered them or the team

And it's been a week since you found out something you didn't expect to have; this only serves to remind you of what happened and what your life is now

[timid-toots]

i got a sugarcane

(m/m, kink, heed tags)

Prout, laying in bed next to Pip, the both of them naked like always, wakes up with a groggy gasp. Pip is still in a deep sleep, so Prout mumbles to himself.

"Makin' brown... Making brown!"

Prout grins, sleepy, and he wakes Pip up by reaching over and fondling Pip's smooth balls. When Pip opens his eyes, pushing his hips up, Prout smiles even wider.

"I'm pooping!"

His announcement isn't alarmed or upset, but, instead, very excited. He sounds proud of himself.

It's no secret that Prout has been wanting to sleep-shit ever since Pip shat the bed a few weeks ago. Pip had woken up early in the morning to a soft pile of poop between his legs, some of a turd still nestled in his asshole, smudging his asscheeks and taint. Prout had been happy for Pip and also wildly jealous, and he has been trying all kinds of methods to poop while he slept, but hadn't managed it yet. He'd farted a ton through the night, but he always woke up before he was able to pass anything more solid than gas.

Pip smiles at him, happy and encouraging, and takes a sniff of the air, the stench of which all but confirms Prout's gleeful claims.

"I'm laying cable in bed! And I started while I was asleep! I did it! I'm doing it!" Prout exclaims. He kicks the blanket off and spreads his legs and yep, there's a turd sticking out of his anus. "Look, Pip!"

Pip grins and turns on his bedside lamp to give him a better view of the show Prout is so kindly putting on for him. Once he can see, he keeps his eyes fixed on Prout's busy butthole, and he reaches a hand over to lift up Prout's heavy, hairy ballsack, giving himself a better view of Prout's pooping stinkhole while getting to enjoy playing with Prout's nutsack.

"It's a big one!" Prout exclaims, his voice filled with wonder. "It's coming out all by itself! I'm not even pushing, Pip! It's a big, juicy log turding out of my hole! Look!"

Pip looks on, mesmerized, as another inch of Prout's log presses out of his stretched anus. He fondles Prout's big balls in appreciation.

"How's it feel? Did it wake you up?"

Prout grunts and moans as he continues to empty his bowels, the first big, harder turd ending and quickly being followed by a second, softer one. He's never been able to sleep through the beginning press of a poop starting to turtle before, so this is quite an accomplishment for him.

"Oh, it's so good! It feels so... intense!" Prout gasps, his eyes fluttering, "I can't believe I'm actually doing this! I've been trying for weeks!"

His anus twitches, a wet fart blurbing out along the soft shit log, and Prout sighs happily, hips squirming.

"I started dreaming that I was shitting, and I woke up, and I could feel it in my anus! I could feel the poop pressing out, like, two inches!" Prout explains, eager, still pooping, and he bites his lip, his penis flexing. It's resting against his thigh, pink and mostly soft. "I think I gotta make yellow, too!"

Pip giggles happily, gently squeezing Prout's ballsack, playing with his nuts as he nods encouragingly.

"You should take a piss!" Pip insists, "Here, you want some encouragement?"

With a final tug, Pip lets go of Prout's balls and, keeping his eyes fixed on the way he's still turding away against the bed they're sharing, he moves so his nude ass is more visible to Prout. Pip uses his hands to spread his buttcheeks, flashing Prout his furled little asshole and smooth crack. Then, Pip farts, loud and sharp.

"Ha! I farted!" Pip grins again, winking his smooth, pink-brown bung at his friend, "Doesn't that make you wanna go pee-pee?"

Prout gasps and laughs, and his pooping speeds up a little as he gazes longingly at Pip's hole. He grins, and his penis visibly jerks against his thigh like it might start getting hard.

"Fuck, man, yeah, that makes me wanna piss!" Prout exclaims happily, his mostly-soft penis starting to leak warm piss, and he grins and sighs.

"Hell yeah!" Pip encourages, reaching back over to take Prout's nuts in hand again, "Look at you go, man!"

Prout giggles and nods, spreading his legs even more. He's clearly thrilled, and he squeezes his butthole closed, which cuts his snaking turd off. When his hole yawns back open, he keeps right on pooping in the bed. His penis keeps pissing away, too.

"How's it feel?" Pip asks again, still fondling Prout's heavy balls.

"It's so good, man," Prout gasps, "I'm fucking doing it, I'm shitting the bed, and I started while I was asleep!"

He finishes with a wet fart and a final, messy blob of poop that splats in the mess in the bed built up between his thighs. He closes his eyes dreamily, his whole body relaxing now that he's no longer got to focus on pushing out the last of his dump, and he sighs as he tunes back into the feeling of his penis still spraying urine against the sheets.

"Dude," Pip groans, "that was so hot..." He's still got a hand on Prout's balls, and his other hand is fumbling with his half-hard cock.

"Oh my God," Prout gasps, his eyes still closed as his stream finally ends, "I can't fucking wait to do that again."

[soccerwag]

Kylian fluff where he suspects that you’re pregnant before you even do, and then you take the test and you actually are

Yes, yes and yes.

Baby on board

Summary: Kylian has been observing you recently since you’ve been acting off. He connects your reactions to how his brothers wife acted when she was pregnant which leads him to believe you’re pregnant as well.

Warnings: nothing just pure fluff🥳

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Recently you haven’t been yourself. You’ve been nauseous and tired and slightly moody. You had assumed that you were sick. Unreality that wouldn’t have been a far off thought since coworkers at your job have recently called out due to similar symptoms you’ve been having. It has been frustrating you though. There is so much that needs to be done around you and kylians house that hasn’t been because you’ve been sick.

“Babyyyyy.” You whine out for Kylian. He had told you to sit down and rest and that he’d handle the house chores for today since he’s had the day off. You’ve been trying to rest but you’ve been up and down to the bathroom due to the urge to throw up.

“Oui? Is everything ok.” He asked, concern lingering in his voice.

“Oui, Pouvez-vous m'apporter la poubelle ? J'ai l'impression que je vais encore vomir mais je suis trop fatiguée pour bouger.” (Yes, can you bring me the trash, I feel like I’m going to vomit again but I am too tired to move.) I said to him.

I could see the concern in his eyes. I hated making him worry, especially on one of his only days off.

“Of course my love, do you need anything else? A pillow or a blanket?” He asked, wanting to make sure I was as comfortable as possible.

“No I’m fine, thank you though love.” I reassured him before he went off to get the trash.

Little did I know Kylian had been talking to his older brother recently about my symptoms. His brother had told him that all my symptoms correlate back to pregnancy and that his wife had the exact same symptoms.

When Kylian came back with the trash can he did something that caught me off guard.

Kylian walked over and got on his knees before laying his head on my stomach.

I laughed at him before asking him what he was doing.

“What are you doing silly.” I said, rubbing his head.

He didn’t say anything to me but I heard him whisper things, I’m assuming to my belly but a few things caught my attention.

“maman et papa t'aiment petit, maman ne le sait pas encore mais papa si. Je suis tellement excité de vous rencontrer.” (Mom and dad love you little one, mom doesn’t know it yet but dad does. I’m so excited to meet you.) Kylian whispered while rubbing my belly.

“Kylian what the heck.” I said confused.

Once again he said nothing.

“I’ll be back my love, I need to run to the store for a few things.” Kylian said before kissing my forehead and leaving.

While he was gone, his words never left my head. Why was he talking to my belly as if I had a baby in there? I mean Kylian talks a lot about wanting to be a dad but I didn’t know he had become delusional.

I finally managed to go to sleep and I took a nap until Kylian got back.

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I woke up to the sound of the front door being unlocked.

“Honey I’m back.” He said walking to me with a huge grin on his face.

“I want to show you what I got but first let’s go to the bathroom, I’m sure you have to pee by now.” He said before grabbing my hand and pulling me off the sofa.

He was right I did have to pee but I don’t understand why he was so eager to take me to use the restroom.

When we got to the bathroom he pulled a box out of the bag of stuff he had gotten.

Pregnancy tests…

“What are those for?” I asked. I knew of course what they were used for but I’m not pregnant. I surely can’t be right?

“Take them, I have a theory.” He said handing me the tests.

I took them and owed on them before setting them of the counter, the whole time Kylian watching me with a content expression.

“Now we wait 15 minutes.” He said. How did he know that? Has he already read the box.

After 15 minutes me and him went back into the bathroom to look. The second I saw the results tears started to form in the brim of my eyes.

“Oh my god….I’m pregnant.” I said before looking up and Kylian. His smile never left his face an he engulfed me into a hug which I gladly accepted.

“I knew it.” He said before pampering kisses around my face.

“But how? How did you know.” I asked still confused.

“I had been talking to my older brother about your symptoms and he’s the one that brought up the idea due to the fact your symptoms were much like my sister in laws.” He said with a huge smile. All I could do was smile back.

“Now here let me show you what else I bought.” He said before revealing the rest.

It was baby clothes. They were all so cute but what was cuter was his reaction to them. He held them up to my belly talking to my stomach and saying how cute the outfits were going to look on him or her.

“Now we have a baby on board.” He said before giving me the most loving kiss I’ve ever felt. All I could do was smile and kiss him back with happy tears in my eyes.

[teenageyouthwitch]

( Daryl x femalereader )

Storyline: Daryl x reader were together before the apocalypse started and she got pregnant and he doesn't know yet and when the apocalypse starts they can't find each other, while Daryl finds the Atlanta group pregnant reader is living the hard life alone until she finds Alexandria, and after awhile the Atlanta group finds Alexandria and reader catch's Daryl's eye and as he starts talking to you more he finds out your his missing girl but when he's hugging you you tell him he's a father

Story name: our little secret

Words: somewhere around a thousand

Warnings: pregnancy, blood, kissing, I think that's it

Daryl and I have been together for almost two years now, today was like no other me and him were laying in his bed in his trailer after I slept over, what was different from all the others is that when I woke up I quickly rushed into the bathroom and was sick for about 10 minutes until Daryl came in and helped hold my hair back and rub soothing circles on my back. After I stopped pucking my brains out Daryl helps me back into bed and gets me some nausea medicine.

After Daryl drops me off at my trailer, he heads to work, I get nauseous again but realize that maybe I was getting sick, after getting sick a couple times I call my friend and ask her to swing by the pharmacy and grab a pregnancy test, when she finally drives up she rushes in and jumps up and down " holy shit you're pregnant!!! " " Does Daryl know yet?" She asks excitedly. " No, not yet " I say taking the bag and going into the bathroom. I pee in the stick and put it on the counter and pace back and forth, I wait the couple minutes and then I look over it and let out a cry as I collapse against the cabinets holding the stick that reads positive. My friend rushes in and when her eyes meets mine she quickly rushes over and hugs me, rubbing my hair as my head rests on her chest. She whispers how happy she is and how exciting it will be and then when she gets to Daryl my face pales, I haven't told Daryl yet, how will he react, will he leave me? A million questions run miles an hour through my mind. After a few minutes I start to calm down and wipe my tears, my friends holds out her hand to help me up, I take her hand and we walk into the living room, she puts on the TV and changes to the news, she was always like that she liked watching the news, I dial Daryls phone at his work but I drop the phone when I read the headline on the news. Breaking news: the dead are walking and taking over the major cities and working their way to the smaller towns.

I at once wanted to find Daryl because I know he'd keep me and this baby safe but as we locked all the doors and windows Daryl never came so we pack up food, water, clothes, everything we think we'll need, I wrote a small note reading: we're heading into the country away from the cities and take her car and leave the town heading away from the populated cities into the country side.

We soon find a camp at an old quarry and as soon as we get there we're introduced and Daryls there I want to run into his arms and tell him everything but he seems so distant and doesn't even look like he cares that I'm alive, as time goes by my bump gets harder to hold having to wear baggy clothes, when the quarry is overrun she gets bite, I stay by her side until she starts to turn and I have to plunge a knife into her skull, as the blood falls from her skull onto my hands and the knife I just want to curl up and cry myself into to sleep but I stay strong and as everyone packs up to head to the CDC I have to ride with Daryl, he doesn't talk much and never says anything about missing me or the noticable bump, does he think I fucked someone else? What did I do that makes him hate me so much? I stay silent all the way, paying my respects for Jim when we leave him, but other than that staying silent all the way to the CDC. After we are finally in the safety of the CDC everyone celebrates, eating the food, talking, laughing, and getting drunk except for me I don't drink or get to loud and I turn in early.

( Time skip )

I watch from where I'm laying down in Daryl's truck as the CDC explores into nothingness, I don't notice Daryls body over mine until he's not there and instead is asking if I'm alright. " I'm okay just shaking up a bit how are you?" I ask him to which he replies " 'm fine" and then everything goes quiet. We get everything ready and start the train of cars heading away from the walker attraction that was the CDC.

As everyone continues on the road and gets stuck in the traffic jammed highway out of Atlanta, a herd comes by through and we all hide in or under cars, I cut my arm on the underside of a car. After the herd leaves Rick leaves to save Sofia, carol helps me clean and wrap my arm with some bandages we found in a car when we were scavenging. After a few hours Rick comes back with no Sofia making carol worried, I sooth her and rub circles on her back. As Daryl, Rick, and a few others go out to look for her we stay on the highway then only a few other come back saying Carl was shot and was taken to a farm not far from here. As we leave some stuff if Sofia comes back to the highway then we head to the farm.

I help cook and clean around the farm and try and talk to Daryl a couple times but he just gets more distant with me looking for Sofia, when he gets shot I stay by his side and take care of him. After Sofia is found dead that has a big effect on the group especially Daryl.

After the farm falls and gets overrun everyone meets up on the highway, Im never found after the farm was overrun and that makes Daryl more distant with the group as he looks everywhere while on the run for shelters. As the group finds the prison everyone is at little ease.

I travel through the woods running as fast as I can from the walkers, soon I lose them and set up in an abandoned house for the night. As the days go by in a blur and my due date comes closer and closer. After a few months of traveling on my own I meet a man named arron and he takes me to a beautiful and safe place called Alexandria.

Only a few months from my due date I go with him and get a job in the community garden, and when I give birth to a beautiful, healthy, baby girl I am overjoyed. I name her Cecelia, a name me and Daryl have always talked about liking. As she grows up I can't help but pray that Daryl will be brought back home to us, and as if God was listening the next week Arron brings a group of survivors to Alexandria and who do you think they are, none other than the original Atlanta group themselves. I am overwhelmed with joy as my eyes meet with Daryls.

As time goes by and the new group is settling into Alexandria, I want to talk to Daryl and tell him everything but he seems distant, or at least I thought he was, then one crisp, sunny autumn morning he comes up to my while I'm working in the garden after dropping Cecilia off at the day care run my a sweet woman named Enid. He walks up to me as I'm exiting the community pantry and nearly walks right into his chest. He grabs my arms to help steady me asks " ya alrigh?" I just nod my head as I can feel my cheeks heat up. We stand there awkwardly until I can't hold back anymore, I don't care if he pushes me away I just wrap my arms around his neck and hug him like if I don't he'll slip away. What surprises me most is the feeling straight after my arms wrap around his neck that his arms wrap around my back holding me the same way I am him. " I....I missed you so much Daryl" I stutter out into his now long hair " I missed ya too darlin" Daryl whispers into my hair as his head rests on my shoulder. We stay hugging each other until a soft voice calls out " mommy?" I slowly pull away and look down and am met with the soft blue doe eyes of my daughter, she extends her arms up and says " mommy upies" I bend down and pick her up and sit her on my hip as I turn back to Daryl his face filled with anxious, affection, and a hint of fear as he started at me and then the small child in my arms " c-can I....can I hold her?" Daryl asks holding out his hands " of course you can she is yours " I say as I gently lift her up and hand her to her father. She coos softly as she holds into Daryls hair with her tiny hand "dada!" She cries out as she smiles showing her couple of baby teeth coming in. Daryl holds her on one arm and holds her back with his other hand as he looks up and me his eyes show no fear or anxiety, all that is in his eyes is love, affection, and a few tears. I step forward gently wiping the tears away and leaning up kissing his chapped lips, I run my hand into his hair and continue to kiss him until Cecilia starts climbing over from Daryls arms into mine. As I take her back he asks "what's her name?" " Cecilia" I answer looking at him lovingly, " Cecilia" he says his voice full of love " I love it just as much as I love ya" he says pulling me closer by my hips and planting his lips onto mine again.

Part 2 anyone????

[not-krys]

[Repost] Can You Hear Me? - Abby & Vincent

Part of this set of WIP Wednesdays!

This has so much potential to turn spicy, but I lost steam on it at the most important part. Maybe if I pick it up again some day, I'll give it the spice it deserves, but this is the best I've got thus far.

In summary, Abby is a little jealous that Vincent's not paying attention to her enough.

Raw, incomplete writing down below. Pregnancy is also featured here. Mostly fluff with a hint of spice towards the end.

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"Can you hear me? It's your papa."

It was a phrase Abby had heard frequently over the last few months, usually accompanied by Vincent's hands pressing gently into her belly. He had taken to doing this little habit ever since finding out about their little one growing inside of her, even in the early stages where any sign of life was minute, at best. It still didn't stop Vincent from putting his hands on her belly while she was cooking or the number of times she's woke up from sleeping and her shirt was pulled up, his hand hovering over her.

Truth be told, though Vincent had been just as loving towards her, she felt the tiniest bit of jealousy when he was paying more attention to their baby than he was to her. A horrible thought, she scolded herself, but she couldn't help the feeling after today.

She hadn't been feeling particularly great that day, but she chalked up to her usual complaints: a sore back and needing to pee for the thousandth time that day, not to mention her favorite pair of shorts she wanted to wear to the appointment finally didn't fit her anymore, nor did many of her other clothes.

Vincent tried to comfort her as she looked at herself in the mirror, shorts unbuttoned and unzipped, her stomach hanging out over the waistband. His hand was smoothing her shirt down for her, stretched tighter than it had been a few days prior.

"They're growing so fast, Schatje." Vincent said gently, his hand, once again, on her belly.

"Y-yeah." She put her hand on top of his, not pulling him away but to squeeze his hand, to alleviate the twinge of jealousy she felt. "And we get to see them today, kind of."

"Through the sonogram, right?" Vincent asked, still somewhat new to the technologies of the present day.

"Mhmm. The doctor will put a sounding wand on my belly that puts out sound waves that will bounce off the baby and back to the wand, which then is put on a nearby screen as a picture. We can even hear their heart that way."

Vincent smiled and kissed her cheek.

"I'm excited to meet them." His palm pressed into her belly again. "they're going to have your cute face, I'm sure."

 "M-maybe!" Abby squeezed his fingers tighter, "they're still pretty young for distinct facial features though, I think…"

"Then, I'm sure they'll have your strong and beautiful heart." His other hand had slid down and was cradling her belly.

Abby didn't say anything, turning back to her reflection, her other hand also meeting Vincent's, squeezing his fingers but not pulling him away, mentally sighing to herself.

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His hands were on her again once they returned home after the appointment. She felt like she was deluding herself in thinking Vincent was merely warming her after complaining about the cold gel at the appointment, but she knew better. Even the little butterfly kicks weren't enough to soothe her as Vincent's gentle voice asked rhetorical questions to their son, their son! They were going to be having a little boy in another few months and she was still very much excited about learning that today.

However, she could feel a mood taking over her. She felt horrible for feeling it. She should be excited as Vincent clearly was, but she felt the twinge of feeling left out.

She sat in the comfy chair, heaving out a heavy sigh with her eyes closed. She jumped when she felt Vincent's shoulders spreading her legs, his clear blue eyes looking at her for what felt like the first time in forever.

"Something wrong, Schatje?"

Abby shook her head quickly, flushing at seeing Vincent between her legs, sitting like a dog on the floor.

"N-no, nothing's wrong. Just a little tired today."

"It was a big day today," he agreed with her, reaching out a hand to, once again, feel her belly. "He must be feeling tired, too."

"Y-yeah, he's not kicking as much right now. He's still a baby, after all."

Vincent smiled and nodded, sitting up to kiss her belly, the sensation tickling.

"It's your papa again, telling you good night, little one. Have a good rest so we can play again tomorrow, okay?"

Abby bit her lip, looking away at the small scene.

"Schatje?"

"You-Your kisses tickle me…"

"Ah, sorry, sorry." Vincent laughed, then turned to her belly again. "Your mama is a little ticklish, that's what that sensation was."

Abby bit her lip again, taking in a slow breath. She then put a hand to Vincent's cheek. He looked up at her.

"L-let's let him sleep for now, okay? I…"

Vincent tilted his head quizzically.

"I… I've been missing you."

"I've been here the entire time, Schatje. All day with you, even."

"Y-you have been. Just… just that…"

"Just what?"

"It's… I know this is selfish of me to say… but I feel… sometimes… I feel like you're paying more attention to the baby… than to me…"

Vincent's widened as Abby looked away, feeling ashamed.

"It's silly, isn't it? We… we're having a baby! A baby boy! I should be excited, and I am! I really am! I just…"

She then felt a soft sensation on her lips and calloused hands taking hold of hers. The feeling lingered for an eternity, like he was pouring every ounce of love into a kiss that he could.

When Vincent finally did pull away, both were gasping for air, their breaths mingling together at their closeness.

"I'm sorry," Vincent said, "that I made you feel that way."

"Don't be," Abby said, "You're excited about all of this. I don't blame you."

"No, I made you feel terrible when I should be making you feel like the happiest woman in the world."

He kissed her cheek.

"How can I make it up to you?"

"You don't have to do anything! I'm happy that you're happy and that's enough."

"It's not enough, Schatje, to be the only one being happy when you should be too. Our promise was to do things together from now on. That includes sharing our happiness."

"Vincent…"

"So, the fact that I ignored you is inexcusable. I want to make it up to you. Tell me what you want in return."

Abby looked away, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment.

"…Kiss me again? Like before?"

Vincent smiled and leaned in again, taking her lips with a fierce hunger. He then cupped her cheek with one hand, tilting her head so he could have all of her with his mouth.

[lilypadlys]

Domestic December Day 7 - Good Morning Kisses

Swiss and Sunny being super kissy and affectionate.

Notes: Prompt list by comp-lady. See prompt list here

Ghoul kissies under the cut or on AO3

This all started when Sunshine and Swiss spent the night in the latter's room. Sunny woke up first. Usually she’s the last one up but today her bladder was taking issue with her attempts to sleep in. She was trying to quietly slip out of bed when Swiss began to stir.

“What? No good morning kiss?” He puts on an exaggerated pout.

She rolls her eyes. “I’m coming back. Just gotta pee.” Still she leans over and pecs him on the forehead before slipping into the bathroom. When she indeed comes back, he grins so wide and excited that she giggles and kisses him again. “There. Better?”

“Yeah.” He laughs. “Now get back under the covers. It’s cold.”

Once they finally roll themselves out of bed for the day and make it to breakfast, the silly kissy mood doesn’t dissipate. When Swiss reaches over for his plate of pancakes, Sunny holds them hostage until he kisses her cheek. The same with the butter and the syrup.

Swiss manages to earn himself a kiss when he takes Sunny’s dishes to the sink for her and she steals another one by offering to take over dish duty for him.

From there it becomes a challenge; seeing what they can do to earn the other’s affections. Sunny bringing Swiss fresh flowers. Swiss offering to princess carry Sunny to band practice. Both of them calling each other increasingly mushy nicknames to watch the other blush. They’re still going strong by the evening when the pack curls up in the common room for movie night.

“What is with you two today?” Dew finally asks with an eye roll when the two of them can’t stop grinning at each other.

“What?” They both laugh, even as Swiss pulls Sunny into his lap and nuzzles her golden curls.

“Can’t handle a little PDA?” Sunny teases.

“You’re being gross.” Dew tosses back with no real bite.

“Says the one with a lap full of pretty water ghoul.” Swiss chuckles.

Rain and Dew both blush at that, Rain indeed perched on Dew’s lap. Then Rain gets a mischievous grin and kisses Dew straight on the lips with an over the top mwah sound.

“Oh not you too!” Dew groans exasperatedly, but can’t hide his smile while everyone else falls into giggles.

[mysterythief]

He had come for you again.

As he always does.

You can count on it more reliably than you can count on your paycheck.

Though your coworkers totally warned you when you first started. And they all called the boss Dunken for a reason.

He had grabbed you right as you walked out the door at the end of your 11 hour shift. He had picked you up effortlessly, and you were too tired to even try to sass him.

He had remarked on that rather quickly as he tied your hands (loosely) in front of you and placed you in the back seat of his car.

“Really Reni?! Not even a quick quip for little old me? I’d even take a stupid pun.”

I made muffled sounds in response, an old inside joke to when he use to gag me, the first 20 or so times he had kidnapped me, as he started the car and speed off. I could see his smile through the rear view mirror. So big it reached the edges of the cartoonish villain mask he had dawned today.

I smiled softly in response, “It’s been a loooong day David. Do we have a ways to go? Before you tie me up over the piranhas, or whatever dastardly plan you have for me today?” I flipped my hair dramatically as I said dastardly and attempted to roll my eyes (though truthfully I’ve never really been able to do it).

He smirked at me through the rearview mirror, “Trying to unfold my plot this early? Wow, someone really had a bad day at work. We have a few hours before we get where we’re going, but your feminine charm won’t work to get me to reveal our destination.”

“Good. In that case, this feminine charm is going to take a nap.”

“Aww, but that means I won’t get to enjoy the pleasure of your company Reni. Guess I’ll just have to listen to heavy metal music instead.” He plugged in his phone and turned on indie pop music. The soft sounds were a favorite of yours, and you figured his, since he had playlists full of it (you knew because you had managed to steal his phone one time when he had left it unlocked on the desk right by where you were “securely” tied up).

He had left a few blankets conveniently in the backseat (he had insisted on previous trips like this that they were for covering dead bodies), and your hands were tied loose enough that you managed to maneuver a blanket to act as a pillow and to drag one around you.

David whistled along softly to the song playing through the speakers as you let yourself drift into blissful sleep.

You woke up some 3ish hours later, having slept rather well. You only woke up once or twice when David cursed out a driver or took too fast a turn. He was honestly driving more within the legal bounds than normal. He probably didn’t want Wilk to catch onto him this early.

Not that it would likely matter this time.

“Good morning Reni!” David was quite excited that you were up. “Did you have a nice nap?”

“I did indeed. Though your driving could use some improvement. I’m shocked I don’t have a concussion from slamming my head with how quick you take turns.” I sassed.

“My driving?! My driving is impeccable. Clearly it is you who needs to learn better balance.” He scoffed backed. Though you noticed that he took the next few turns with more care.

You leaned forward between the two front seats, resting your chin on his chair, your lips nearly touching his shoulder. “So are you going to tell me where we are going now that you’ve almost killed me with your poor driving skills, or do I have to wait in agony? Also are we going to be there soon? Because I really need to pee. That’s probably contributing more to my agony than your driving.”

“We’ll be there soon. 45 more minutes. You think you can wait that long?” He asked, concern hinting in his tone.

“I guess.” You sighed as you sat back into your seat. You looked out the window for the first time in hours. “Wait?! We’re on the coast? Did you build a new lair on the coast? I’ve always wanted to visit the ocean, but it just seemed so far, and I was always too busy…”

You were rambling at this point, but he didn’t seem to mind. He just nodded his head as you talked, about your favorite sea creatures (mantis shrimps), how coral reefs were your favorite ecosystem, how you wanted to study marine biology in college. You never made it that far in school. You dropped out in high school. When your best friend got pregnant and her family disowned her. You both got a full time job until she couldn’t work any more. You’re the proud godmother of the sweetest 3 year old girl. You’d make the same choice again if it came to it. But you’re trying to finish your GED now. Hopefully you’ll be accepted to community college within a year.

He listened intently to it all, which was new.

Not for him, but for you. You were used to being constantly interrupted, interjected, or completely ignored.

Honestly, you had been looking forward to being kidnapped soon. Because he always listened.

Yes he was a little quirky. And absolutely dramatic. A little too over the top. And technically he was a villain. But really, was it so bad that he only targeted the worst corporations? Those polluting the environment and scrapping their workers for every last bit of cash. He had always treated you well (once you had convinced him to stop using the gag). And you were the “hero’s” girlfriend.

Extra emphasis on were.

Wilk was a decent enough guy, when you first met him at the coffee shop. You were still 16. Had just dropped out of school and were working full time there. And Wilk. Well, Wilk was in college. He played football. He was popular. He was everything you thought you wanted.

You had dated Wilk for the last 4 years. You thought you were happy with him. Then you finally came to your senses the last time David had kidnap you. And all because of blueberries and eggs.

David was always nice and generous to you. Yes, he was kidnapping you. But he was really just doing it because he was trying to get to Wilk. He would kidnap you, so Wilk would come stop him, while his buddies broke into whatever corporation they were after at the moment. Whether to break animals out, steal and then leak devastating information, or convince the employees to start a protest, David was the distraction and the fall guy. And Wilk was an idiot cause he never figured it out.

Regardless, David tended to make sure he had food on hand for you if he was going to take you on a longer trip. Last time he had a breakfast burrito and a smoothie for you.

“Don’t worry, I made sure there are no eggs on the burrito and there are extra blueberries in the smoothie.” He said as he handed the food to you. He always left your hands tied loosely enough that you could do basic tasks, like hold something and eat.

“You know I hate eggs?” You questioned.

“You told me when I brought you egg rolls.” He shrugged.

“That was…” you quickly did the math in your head, “…over 2 years ago. And how did you know extra blueberries?” You asked, astounded.

He blushed slightly. “I asked your coworker your favorite drink at the shop. She said a power smoothie with extra blueberries.”

You were so shocked that you barely spoke to him the rest of the ride. Wilk, your boyfriend, who you had been dating for 4 years, didn’t remember you hated eggs. He didn’t even know you loved blueberries. He hadn’t even thought to ask. Yet here was this guy. Who kidnapped you every so often, just to distract your boyfriend, who knew what you liked and disliked.

You dumped Wilk that night.

You rambled to David about your love of marine life and your goddaughter until he pulled up and stopped the engine at a quaint beach side cabin. You sat there silently for a minute, waiting for him to take you into the cabin as he announced his new sand death trap or whatever he had planned to catch Wilk.

“This is new.” You broke the silence first. “Typically you take me to a broken down warehouse or an abandoned shop.”

“I know.” He whispered.

That was odd. David never whispered. Unless he was doing it sarcastically.

After a moment he finally opened his door and then opened yours, offing you his hand to pull you out beside him.

“David,” you started hesitantly as he started to walk you towards the beach, Wilk won’t come for me today.”

“I know.” He said as he gently tugged you forward to walk with him towards the beach.

“I broke his heart.” You continued, not processing what he had said.

“Good for you.”

“Wait?! What?!” Your brain finally caught up to what he had first said as you dug your feet into the sand, stopping you both. “If you know that he’s not going to come, then why kidnap me? You can’t use me to distract Wilk from whatever scheme you have…”

You were cut off as David put a gloved finger to your mouth, his hand was shaking slightly. You’ve never seen him shake before. “My scheme isn’t for Wilk.” He hesitated a moment, “It’s for you.”

He move his finger from your lip, gently tugging you forward again.

You went with him intrigued. He lead you past the cabin further onto the beach. The sun had long set, but there were battery candles lighting the path to a picnic blanket where letters were drawn into the sand.

As you got closer you could make out the letters.

B MY GF?

“David, what’s this?” You questioned.

David smiled slightly as he untied your hands and held them both in his own.

“Reni, I know we really started off on the wrong foot….” He paused

“No dur Einstein.” You retorted, with a smile.

“There’s that wit I love.” He smiled a full smile back. “Reni, while I first started stealing you as bait for your ex, what I didn’t realize until recently was that you have stolen my heart. I want to get to know you better. And maybe steal your heart in the process. If you’ll let me?” He phrased the last part as a question, looking towards the B MY GF written in the sand.

“I can’t image a better thing to steal. So let’s start off on a better foot this time.” I replied as I pulled my hands away from his and held one hand out towards him. “Hi, my name is Lauren, though my boyfriend friends call me Reni because I refused to give him my full name at first and he just went with it.”

He laughed as he pulled off his gloves the took off the comedic mask, dropping them in the sand before taking my hand in his own to shake it. “My name is Cameron, though my girlfriend calls me David because I wouldn’t tell her my name so she made one up for me. It’s a privilege to met you. Shall we go enjoy this yummy picnic of PB&J sandwiches with fresh blueberries and get to know each other better?”

“That sounds perfect.”

You are kidnapped by the villain regularly, but you’re starting to look forward to it. You know they won’t hurt you, and are simply being dramatic. It also doesn’t help that you are the only person they ever kidnap. This time, the hero doesn’t bother trying to save you.

[saturngas]

hiding his wedding ring

[🪐] you hide your husband´s wedding ring just for fun. (heyy guysss, thank you so much for the support on my last posts!! im so glad you guys like them. and im working on the second part of the tinder fake profile like someone suggested :])

pairing: gojo satoru x f!reader

genre: sfw

warnings: established relationship; lots of fluff; I wanted this to be a crack fic but I ended up breaking down gojo's character; first 900 words of me rambling about gojo's role in the jujutsu world; end is very soft; you comforting satoru without using words; reader wears a bra;

word count: 2k

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dark shades were still painting the city as the sun wasn't ready to rise and warm the breezy winter morning. you stirred in your sleep until you woke up. heavy arms belonging to your lovely husband were enveloping your smaller form. you breathed at the natural aroma of satoru next to you, vanilla from his body wash and subtle sandalwood from his expensive shampoo.

the stinging feeling of a full bladder started bothering you, giving up the chances to go back to sleep. you moved softly as to not wake up the tall lanky man behind you. satoru always had a bad time whenever you would leave the bed, whining like a child because you "took off all the happiness from his life." he was an expert to make you sigh and then giggle at his dramatics.

satoru could feel you moving though. his muscular forearms encapsulated you in a tight grip and his legs encircled yours. his over-180-pound weight did nothing to help you, however your chances of ruining the bedsheets with fresh pee were only increasing.

"satoru, come on~" you whined under your breath, inaudible to the knocked out man. after many shuffling and unnecessary force—because this could have been avoided if satoru wasn't as clingy—, your body was free. as you rose up to your feet, a cold breeze caressed your exposed skin.

after you finished your business in the bathroom, you sat on your shared bed with your husband again. you observed satoru closely. his pretty face was scrunched in a slight frown—probably from feeling your empty space—, his long white eyelashes were barely touching his high cheekbones and his soft and rosy lips were partially parted, letting out quiet snores.

he truly was a masterpiece. and to believe this beautiful man and strong sorcerer was your partner for life. this man who simply loves everyone and is kind at heart, his extravagant and loud personality playing a major role on other people's opinion on him.

but I love you just as you are, satoru... you thought with a light tug at your heart. satoru was a very sweet man, worrying and caring the most about you and his precious students, wanting to change the corrupted society you two work in. he deserved all the love from the world. from this world who would only see him as the strongest sorcerer but not as the human being satoru gojo was.

almost nobody would follow his travesties, share an agreement with him, or even laugh at his jokes. you could count the people who would do all that using just one hand: suguru, yuta, yuji, and well, you. there's a reason satoru proposed to you. of course he found you breathtakingly beautiful—his jaw would drop to the floor dramatically whenever you would wear a new attire he would bought you—, and your personality just complemented his, but you would also crack a smile or a laugh whenever he made a witty comment, you would partner up with his pranks, and you would be there too whenever he would get called out from his unprofessional behavior.

it was 4:25am and maybe you were thinking too much. you smiled sweetly once you caught a glimpse of the shiny band adorning his ring finger, his hand on his rising chest. a sudden wave of excitement rushed through your entire body. you felt funny. and maybe, just maybe, you wanted to make this morning a bit different, only to not make your lives monotone.

your hand reached out to his. the moment your skin touched his, your husband stirred—almost spasmed—in this sleep. of course he would have such a reaction to something so simply, he was just extra. you figured you'd have to be in your original position for him to not notice.

as you adjusted yourself back on the bed, next to him, satoru's long limbs recognized yours and got into a tangled mess with yours. his toned arms hugging you tightly, his palms caressing your back and lower back. you were chest to chest with him, well, almost, as the white haired man was almost on top of you.

"mmm, baby..." you heard him muttered while he adjusted his body to keep pressing onto you. rosy lips of his stroking your forehead, where you could feel his small breaths. his arm losing his grip a bit as his body relaxed again. you took this as an opportunity to grasp his large hand, intertwining his fingers with yours. satoru's throat did a nose, one mocking that of a moan.

was he getting hard from holding hands? you thought, but you didn't actually want to test your hypothesis right now. giggling silently as you remembered satoru did get hard from holding hands and being too close with you when he was a teen.

the cold ring brushed against your finger. you moved very slowly your hand as you drew it away gently, taking his ring with you. when the expensive little object was finally in your hold, his hand fell heavy on your waist. satoru unconsciously wasted no time to hug your waist. he did it so softly and gently and slowly that it sent a bunch of shivers down your spine, your body getting even closer to his.

once you had the ring, you actually didn't know where to hide it. under your pillow? you know that's the first place he's looking at. in a drawer? he'll find it eventually. inside a box? you couldn't even move your neck, how were you supposed to walk all the way to find a box to hide the ring?

so you put it in your bra.

you just had to make sure satoru wasn't feeling like it first thing in the morning.

"baby, baby, sweet cheeks," a pair of big hands were grabbing gently your shoulders as you were being lightly shaken. "baby, please wake up, this is an emergency!" satoru concerned voice got you restless, making you aware of your surroundings.

"satoru what's going on..." your voice lingered with slumber.

"baby, please don't be mad at me," his big blue eyes looked at you with panic and distress. he gave a chaste kiss on each or your cheeks, then his bottom lip jutted out forming a big pout. "but I lost my ring. I mean, I didn't lost it, well I did, but I just can't find it. you know I always sleep with it, so it probably slipped off my finger during the night but that's weird 'cause that has never happened, not even when we have sex and we—"

satoru kept talking, explaining with exasperation his situation so you wouldn't get mad. oh poor boy. for him, that ring represents the materialized love you two have for each other; the day you both said your I do's in the aisle takes form on a pair of circular bands; a piece of jewelry that shouts that you are his and that he is yours, being a loud announcement for any foreigner who dares to come to claim any of you.

"babyyy," he whined out your name. you weren't paying attention to him! "im so sorry I lost it, but please help me find it." he begged. as soon as he finished his sentence, he flipped off the bed, hading to the hallway probably to start searching in the entire house.

you sighed a bit. perhaps this wasn't a good idea. you certainly didn't think satoru would notice that quickly. he probably woke up and immediately noticed the empty space on his long finger and went frantic. now he woke you up at 7am on your day off.

I need to start thinking thoroughly these pranks...

"y/n!!" you heard your husband yell your name from down the hallway. "come help me!" he sounded agitated.

you got off the bed and threw one of the tall man's hoodie over your head. it was chilly. as you walked down the hallway, you visualized your husband throwing away each cushion from your couch to the floor, looking for the lost ring. one throw pillow went flying towards you, almost hitting you. his blue eyes were shining. you were certain he was using all six eyes to find it. how come he hadn't looked in your chest?

"satoru, my angel boy," you laughed softly at his state. "sugar boy, baby boy, sweet pie," you used all pet names left in your inventory to catch his attention.

big baby blue eyes met yours in an instant. you body relaxing once he saw you were serene. "hey boy, it is fine, don't worry." you said as softly as possible as you approached him. your right hand going right into his white locks, caressing his scalp. you could feel satoru's breath decelerate, his left hand placing itself on top of yours, engulfing it.

"but my ring..." his voice was quiet.

"don't worry, for real," you let out a hearty laugh, one that made satoru's cheeks burn with love. "I mean you can always buy another one." you teased him.

"yeah I guess I can." soft eyes stared lovingly at you. "Im sorry I lost it. please don't think I want to divorce you."

the chuckle you let out made your face red from the increased blood pressure. "I know, sugar boy."

your sugar boy took your left hand and kissed the expensive ring adorning your finger. his soft lips and apologetic eyes looking directly at you made you want to end this silly prank.

"im so sorry baby," a kiss.

"toru, please stop apologizing, baby."

"i deserve death," another kiss.

"stop."

"i deserve to be placed in prison for losing such important representation of love," two more kisses.

"toru."

"this is the reason why global warming is still a thing."

"okay." you rolled your eyes so hard you were certain your superior oblique muscles were going to cramp. the left hand that satoru was previously kissing went flying to lift the hoodie you wore, your right hand going under your blouse, searching for the ring.

"god baby, I love you lots, did me going insane turned you on?"

your frowned mouth moved up slightly, a smile threatening to play against you.

"no, you dummy." your fingers finally reached for the finger, taking it out of your bra. satoru's eyes widened so much you were sure they hurt a little due to the room light he turned on to look for such object.

"sweet cheeks..." he whined softly under his breath. grabbing the ring from your grasp. "it's so warm, thank you, baby girls." his free hand caressed your underboob. you giggled at his comments.

"im sorry, angel boy. thought it would be funny to prank you." you went back to caress his undercut, feeling him almost purr. "you always play dumb shit with me, guess it was my turn." you winked at him and your husband blew you a kiss.

"oh girl... you're so naughty, I have so much fun with you." his lips found yours in a second, forcing them into a deep kiss. it was weird satoru would express out loud his emotions. even after years of being together, it was still hard for him to word his feelings, adding to the reason he was very physical with the people he loved—he didn't know how to display his love using words, only touches.

'i have so much fun with you,' you knew the deeper meaning behind those words. he felt alone even with other people. his students, only yuji seemed to enjoy going along with him, adding to whatever entertainment satoru was putting up with.

that was the reason the tall sorcerer loved you so much. you would keep him occupied all the time, it being with your mere presence, when you were all lovey dovey with him, when you would get mad, it being your giggles at his lame jokes, you pulling up pranks at him.

satoru loved you just like he loved his students and coworkers, but of course you were so much more special to him because you could keep up with him. him and the awful personality satoru claimed he had, him and his risky and demanding job, him and his inability to open up. because you could still read him as a book.

that was the reason he went rabid the second he saw his wedding ring was missing, he was afraid his love would vanish too. maybe it was too cheesy, but when it came to you, he recognizes he doesn't think straight.

[lauperak]

I don't have Twitter anymore, and I feel like saying something. 2023 has been one of the worst years in a long time for me. So let's sum it up.

2nd of January, my beloved dog of 14 years was put to sleep. My father made sure to arrange it as soon I was back in Scotland, so I had no way of preparing myself or to say goodbye. His words on the phone to me were literally "Hey you, we've put Kai down. Thought you should know." I'm still devastated about this loss for so many reasons.

On top of losing my dog, one of my closest family members, I had to push through the grief and work on my dissertation. A topic that I didn't choose, a topic I didn't like, and a time era that I was not at all interested in. It barely got me a pass.

In March, my cousin Cecilie, who I grew up with, was violently killed in a car accident. Again, I was abroad, and there was no way for me to grieve with my family. Once again, I had to push through sorrow in order to finish my (stupid) dissertation.

My dissertation was submitted on time, although it didn't feel finished. But there was no more to say about the topic. I hated it so fucking much and its put me off studying history for a while. Ugh.

My exams came and passed, and those I was luckily happy with. One I passed with an A ♡

Then came the best and the worst week of my life (Insert Homer "so far" meme here.) June 27th was my graduation day. My closest family made it over to Scotland from Norway, and I was so excited and happy. Graduation went smoothly, and we celebrated with dinner. 3 days later turned out to be the darkest day of the year.

30th of June, and my family had gone back to Norway. I was socially exhausted, and so was my boyfriend Finnick, who I live with. He was gaming that day, and I was sleeping. I woke up to have a pee and a snack when there was a frantic banging on the door. Finnick bounced up to open it, and not a second later, I heard him screaming. People don't exaggerate when they say fear made their blood freeze. His scream chilled me to the bone. Over his wailing, I heard our neighbour say, "I'm so very sorry to bring the bearer of such horrific news." I already knew then what had happened. I ran downstairs, sprung over my boyfriend, who'd collapsed in the doorway, and I ran to her. My precious Nox. My baby girl. My reason for not killing myself since 2020 (or at least for not succeeding at suicide attempts.) She lay there, dead in the rain. She was so cold, her fur was soaked from the rain. My survival instinct of not panicking in an extreme situation kept me cold and calm. Finnick's sudden outburst had gathered a crowd, and I told people to please move along. That for us, this is a family crisis. They knew how much she meant for us. I picked Nox up. Her tiny body felt empty. Her soul wasn't there anymore. As soon as I got into the kitchen, I broke down screaming and wailing. That's when my boyfriend made it up from the floor. His Scottish decency made him thank the neighbours first before he closed the door and joined me. I was in total shock.

Finnick was the only one who knew what to do next. He called our veterinarian and explained the situation. We both already knew that she was gone. Rigor mortis was starting to set in. I cried and I screamed non stop while cradling her in my arms. Finnick brought the carrier bag to us and he begged me to let her go. He needed to take her away to the vet. I could never have been ready for this moment, and I'm still so incredibly grateful for how strong and calm he remained. I was in no condition to come with him and Nox to the veterinarian. If I hadn't peed before this, I would've peed my pants on the kitchen floor. I was fully aside myself. There were no rational responses from me at all. So he had to negotiate her dead body from me.

I left for Norway just a couple of days later. It wasn't safe for me in Scotland anymore, all due to my mental health. I couldn't be alone. But on my way home from Scotland, I had to pick up an emergency passport in London because my passport had expired in March that same year.

At Stansted Airport was where this year was to send another emergency my way. I collapsed right after checking in. This time due to my spine. I couldn't move. The only thing I was able to do was to wriggle my backpack off. Airport crew and medics came running to my aid. I was so embarrassed. The medics team wanted to take me to a hospital in London because this was clearly a serious injury. I refused. I told the airport crew to put me in a wheelchair and to get me on that plane. I was going home.

That flight was hell. I honestly don't remember much because I was in so much pain that I must've blacked out at some point. I did get co-codeine from the airport, so the first part wasn't so bad. The painkillers at least calmed my mind. I stayed in a wheelchair the whole way to Kristiansand. I'm so grateful to every airport crew who was so understanding and kind for that whole trip home.

I got an emergency appointment with my GP the day after. She sent me straight to the hospital when she saw what shape I was in. I stayed two days in hospital, where the doctors stuffed me with painkillers and kept wondering whether they should take an X-ray or an MRI of my spine or not. This was because I could still walk, with great difficulty, and on crutches, I may add, yet I still had mobility in my lower body. They sent me home for bedrest with morphine pills.

It took a whole month for me to recover. By that time, my boyfriend had arranged to join me. However, he had to wait because we had both arranged for Nox's cremation and for her urn to come home to us. My amazing, strong, kind, determined Finnick. He brought her body to the veterinarian, and he returned with her urn. I couldn't have managed to do any of that. He managed because he was doing it for us, his family.

By the time Finnick joined me in Norway, it was mid-August. We decided to move to Norway together. And it needed to happen ASAP. We decided to move to the North of Norway, in a municipality called Lyngen. Everything was arranged within a few weeks after returning to Scotland. We got a house to rent, work was waiting, we booked a moving van, cancelled the tenancy, and packed our lives into boxes.

Then crisis struck again, and this time, it was worse than ever before. My back had been sore ever since that day in London, but I had tried to be careful.

19th of September, my spine collapsed. I couldn't move at all this time. All I could do was scream in absolute agony. My boyfriend called the ambulance. They arrived after 20 minutes, which is record time for a UK ambulance. However, they ended up spending nearly 3 hours attempting to get me up from the floor. They had to give me the strongest painkillers, meant for people with open bone fractures, in order to lift me into a rolling chair, which took me to the hospital. I screamed as the ambulance drove over every pebble. It is the worst pain I have ever experienced. I've fractured my spine before, I've also had to pass a kidney stone, but this was way way worse. At the E&A, a doctor performed some tests, and a nurse did an ultrasound of my uterus. Again, as I was given painkillers, my mobility in my legs returned.

I am, of course, eternally thankful that I wasn't paralysed, but it also meant that the doctors didn't take me seriously anymore. Just as they hadn't at the hospital in Kristiansand earlier that year. However, as the doctor decided to check me out of the hospital, I demanded to see another doctor. I wanted an orthopaedic expert to have a look at me. It took pleading, and it took embarrassing measures, but I was finally heard by the head nurse of the department.

An orthopaedic doctor came to see me 5 minutes later, and it took him less than a minute to transfer me to the orthopaedic department and to booke me an emergency MRI. This was nearly 13 hours after being admitted to hospital.

The MRI showed that my old spinal injury from 2012 was causing a problem again. I have erosion in the damaged vertebraes, and the only reason that I'm not paralysed is because I've still got spinal fluid passing through the eroding vertebraes. It's three vertebraes that are damaged in my lower spine. The orthopaedic doctor wanted to booke me in for surgery, but I was determined to move home on the 27th.

The week coming up to the 27th of September was so humiliating. I was completely immobilised, and I couldn't get up on my feet. I wore adult diapers, and my poor boyfriend had to tidy my body. His devotion is based on true love. He's not complained once. He took charge of the move, packed the rest of our stuff, and he brought me home.

Our dream of moving to Lyngen was crushed. There was no way we could move to the middle of the polar circle, to a house sat in between the Norwegian alps, all by ourselves. It was devastating having to cancel the trip to Lyngen, and to tell the landowner that we wouldn't make it because I've injured my back and I'll be in a wheelchair on welfare for a while.

Which leaves me to today. It's the 7th of October, it's 7:30 in the morning and I've been writing this blog post since 5.

Now I'm speculating whether to post this or not. I suppose if you're reading this, it must mean I've posted it. I am so devastated and disappointed. After spending 4 years in Scotland, fighting for my life against my own mental illness, after managing to pull through the worst time of my life, all in order to make a better future for myself, I'm back at square one.

I'm disabled for now. I'm in a wheelchair and I need assistance for the smallest task. Like wiping my butt, brushing my teeth, and general daily care. I can move my legs. I am making some tiny progress. I can walk a few steps with the aid of crutches. I've been booked for another MRI here in Norway and my GP is taking this much more seriously now. There will most likely be a surgery sometime in the future. I'm hoping soon.

Finnick is staying on a tourist visa, but he's in the progress of acquiring a working visa. We've secured a small yet super cosy flat, not far from our friends and family. It's on the ground floor, so I won't need to worry about stairs. My father has helped us get a car, and for the time being, we're staying with my mother.

I am so eternally thankful for my family and for the love of my life, Finnick, who is staying strong. I will marry this man one day.

[marcelloandtyler]

"Yeah, I know. It's... new. It's exciting," Marcello said. "But it's definitely more than that. It's like I found whatever has been missing for my entire life." He looked at the other softly, his eyes moving over his face. He was so beautiful and Marcello felt insanely lucky that Levi was his.

"I need you, too," he whispered, kissing him softly.

When he woke in the morning, Marcello was on his side, holding Levi lightly. They must have shifted around in their sleep. He quietly kissed Levi's temple and got up to pee, brush his teeth, and wash up a bit. He returned to Levi's side and leaned over the bed, kissing his lips. "Stay in bed," he whispered. "As long as you need. I'm going to make something delicious."

Marcello brushed Levi's hair back and kissed him once more before he quietly slipped out of the room and went down to the kitchen to start on breakfast. Today he decided to make homemade bagels with a sourdough base he'd started long ago. He decided to make pumpkin flavored pumpkins, mixing in everything he needed to make them tasty. Once those were ready, he started on the cream cheese.

Levi smiled at Marcello and then nodded his head. "It is fun," he aid, pressing a kiss against his lips softly. "I'm always amazed at just how fun and easy it is with you. It just feels very natural in a way that is inexplicable."

He laughed and then raised a brow at him. "Well, I definitely don't want to kill you," he said quietly, moving his gaze over his face. "It anything, I want you to be around for a very very long time," he murmured, letting out a breath. "Because I need you in so many ways."

He released a slow breath and then nodded his head, pressing a kiss against his collarbone. "Night," he whispered. "I adore you."

[nella09archive]

Marriage. 30

Chapter 30: News

When I woke up, I realized the sun was still not out. I looked over to my nightstand cloak, and it states that it was 5 in the morning. I didn’t think much about it, and tried to lay back down. 5am. 5am? WAIT! Why am I up at 5am? I usually woke around 7am, unless Goku woke me at 6:30. But never this early. Maybe, when I was a kid or just too excited about the day. But today is just a normal day. Well, I’m already up. I should probably start breakfast. Just when I was about to get out of bed, I felt Goku pull me back. He’s still asleep; he tends do that sometimes, when I wake to pee.

This morning I’m just bursting with a lot of energy. I didn’t even make it to the door, when I heard Goku. “Chichi, are you ok? It’s very early.”

“I’m fine, dear. You can go back to sleep; I’ll get you once breakfast is done.” Instead of laying back down, he got up and walked over to me. He picked me and placed me over his shoulders, saying how it’s too early and I’m going back to bed. “Goku, I’m fine. I just have a lot of energy.” He doesn’t seem to listen, telling from how he’s cuddling me. Nobody would have guessed that my Goku was a cuddle bug; it’s so sweet, but not right now. “Goku, let me go. I’m wide awake. I want to make breakfast. Let me go.”

He kisses my neck. “But, Chichi, it’s too early. Breakfast could wait another hour.”

“Goku, you sure that you’re ok? You’re saying to hold off food for a bit longer.”

“I’m fine, but it’s too early to not have you bed with me.” I couldn’t help smile at that.

“Goku, let me go, please.” He was reluctant, and even whined a bit, but he did finally let me go. “Thank you, sweetie. Is there anything you want for breakfast this morning?”

“Eggs and bacon.” With that, he turned over and wrapped himself in the covers more. He’s so cute.

I was just about finish with breakfast, when I heard our bedroom door open. I turn and saw Goku sleepy walking to the table. He yawned a good morning, and sat down. Breakfast went relevant quiet, and before Goku left to train, he gave me a long kiss.

…

Chichi waking super early is weird. Even when she tried to wake before me, she never woke that early. Heck, I tried sleeping in more, just so she could wake before me. As I trained this morning, I slowly forgot this morning. When I returned home for lunch, I came home to a way too happy wife. I love it when she’s happy, excited, and all those good emotions, but this is way too happy for her. She didn’t even know why she was happy.

Before I left for the afternoon, she asked to come with me. I would never deny my wife anything, so of course I said yes. The rest of the day went relevant well. When we finally went to bed, she was still filled with a lot of energy. So much so, that it took her forever to fall asleep. This kept happening over a course of days. Sometimes along these days, I started noticing little changes with Chichi.

She her moods switches faster than usually, and telling where this explosive anger coming from is hard, when even she doesn’t know. She also seems to be glowing, and eating more than when she’s on her period. She’s eating to where I can’t help watch her, it’s just too cute. But she does scolds me if I let food get cold. Plus, a new scent, and this one makes me want to keep her in bed all day. It’s like her arousal, but more powerful.

To top it off, there’s this new ki signature coming off her. It’s very faint, but there’s not mistake that it’s there. I would point that out to her, and she gives me a confused look, and says it’s probably nothing. For another 2 weeks, I try to not comment on anything I noticed, since she would start getting way too angry. But one night, after being intimate, I tell her that the new ki has grown stronger. She then ask me to pin point where it’s coming from. I ended up having my placed just below her bellybutton. “Here.”

We laid down, and started to cuddle. Then we shot up in shock, and simultaneously screamed. “Wait! What?” I placed my hand back on the location. And then she makes me tell her all the changes I noticed. She yelled at me here and there, but she does let me finished. Then she tell me things she also noticed. So, she states we go to her dad’s in the morning, and after that to the city for some type of test.

…

I can’t believe this! Dad doesn’t remember how mom found out when she was pregnant with me. And these damn drug store pregnancy test! They keep giving me results! Something as simple as a yes or no test, gives me a blank. Then the one that shows two or one lines, gives me blank. I was on the verge of punching a wall, if it wasn’t for my husband holding me.

“What does this mean?” He sounded so concerned, while he kissed my forehead.

“I don’t really know. I’ll just make an appointment for the earliest day I can.” He rubbed my back, as I felt myself start to cry. I earliest I was able to make the appointment was in the next three days. Goku didn’t leave me, even when I told him that I would be fine. He was firm in not wanting to leave my side. I felt so loved.

During those days I would voice out my doubts, and Goku kept trying to reassure me to just wait for the appointment. I would then tell him about what if I wasn’t pregnant, and he would just tell me how we’ll just keep trying. That always put a smile on my face. When the day as the appointment came, Goku and I rushed to the hospital. I was so nervous, but of course, my wonderful Goku was very optimistic.

…

Hospitals are weird, and smell of very sick people. I try my best to hold on the need to vomit. Some of the noise was also very annoying. But I tried everything to stay put, Chichi really needs me now. When we finally do get called, I felt a relief, only to put into a smaller room. “The door will be with you a moment. But first.” This nurse uses this weird machine, stating taking Chichi’s temperature and other vitals. She is then told to pee in a cup. That’s so weird. Why they want her pee?

After that, the nurse gives Chichi this weird look dress, to change into, while we wait for the door. As we waited, I would ask questions about the pictures on the walls. Diagrams they were calls. She was in the middle of explaining the diagram about pregnancy and birth, when someone finally came in. “Hello, I’ll be your doctor for today. My name is Dr. Hiroshi. I’m going to ask a few questions, then we’ll take a look.” I had this strange feeling I wasn’t going to like whatever he meant by ‘take a look.’

Once the questioning part was done, my nerves were on edge. He then pull something out of the weird seat Chichi was on. He told her to put her feet on it, while put on his gloves. As I saw put her feet, I wasn’t liking the position she was being put in. I asked her what she’s doing, when she told me the doctor was going to— I felt the blood in my face drain. When I saw the doctor pull the chair between her legs, everything seemed to go in slow motion. But the moment his hand touched the bottom of that cloth, I felt my rage explode.

…

It took all my strength to get Goku away from the doctor. One-minute Goku was next to me, horrified, next he had the doctor by the throat. Once the doctor safely escaped, and stated would get a female doctor, I had a one on one with my husband. “Goku! How could you? You could have killed him!”

I understood his reasoning, but what he did was not acceptable. He apologized, but he start to become a bit playful. “No Goku, we’re in a doctor’s office. That’s not proper.” He kissed me one more time. Fine, but when we get home. My silly Goku. I couldn’t help to blush at that.

After a while of waiting a new, female, doctor entered the room. She was slightly tall, had short brown hair, and wore circle glasses. “Hello, my name is Dr. Heather Knight, but you can call me Dr. Knight if you like. So, let’s see what we got her.” She went over Dr. Hiroshi notes with us, and then explained what will happen at today’s appointment.

Goku asked questions and she was very nice answering sweetly. Once it came to the physical test, we both paid close to Goku’s reaction. Thankfully he was more calm about it. But the tool she used was very uncomfortable. I hurt Goku trying to hold back a snicker. No dinner for you, mister. Sorry. Once that part was over, Dr. Knight states she had to makes some quick notes and would be right back. Also mention that I could finally get dress.

I think Goku was enjoying himself, as I got changed. I swear I heard him say ‘Mm” at least once. But he did have a disappointed face, when I finally was dress. “Oh, calm down.” Instead he just sat me on his lap, and we just talked. When he said that the doctor was coming back, I went back to the exam table.

When she came in, she had a very confused, yet happy, face. She then asked a question that kind of threw us off. “So how long have two been trying?” We told her since we married, which was almost 6 months ago. She then went on about how the test result came out funny. We were starting to get worried, but what she said next did brighten our spirits. “But it did state one positive fact.”

In union we asked, “and that would be?”

“Congratulations! You’re going to be parents!”

[callunasims]

Courtlandt Legacy | Part 14 - Milestones

Daphne got home from work promptly at 5pm – clearly she made the right choice as she made some good money after her shift! She had picked David up from daycare and while on his tummy time mat, he reached his first ever milestone! He can reach! Soon he’ll be sitting up, and even crawling!

He is very sleep though, and it’s making him sad. After a snuggle from Mom, she tucked him into his crib for an early bedtime. His other needs are perfect so sleep should definitely help him feel better! As she placed him in his crib, she learned two new quirks of his – he sneezed several times once she put him down, and he became very happy once he was in his crib! She has discovered all three of his infant quirks now.

Caleb returned home from work as Daphne sat down to eat her dinner – he’d been promoted to Code Monkey and got a 9 simoleon raise, a 506 simoleon bonus and a computer hard drive. They had 810 simoleon bills and he sold his hard drive. He could finally buy a computer! He had three choices – how low can you go, the aesthetically portable tablet, and the standard portable computer. He ended up choosing the aesthetically portable tablet as the how low can you go wasn’t going to cut it for his needs, but he couldn’t justify the price of the laptop just yet. The purchase DID remind him he needs to take an infant photo of his son! Soon, Caleb. Soon.

Before he could get to his tasks, though, Caleb had a son to care for. He briefly woke David up to feed him and to upgrade his crib with a mobile. David was happy to wait it out, even interacting with his father while he worked.

Soon he was back in bed, Daphne was snoozing, and Caleb was working away. Caleb reached programming level three as he did his work task, and leveling up was also required by work. Being a vampire who didn’t need sleep certainly had some perks.

Daphne woke up an hour and a half after Caleb went to bed, at five am. She had to pee, she was starving, and the baby was crying. Sometimes the work just never ends! Though since Caleb didn’t need sleep, he also hopped up to take care of the baby. Daphne was grateful for that – she was starving and had terrible morning sickness at the same time. She wasn’t feeling so great, and still had to harvest the garden before work.

Dad took care of a stinky diaper and gave Caleb his first bath in the sink while Mom worked on getting herself something to eat. Caleb would need a bite, too, after taking care of David, but for now the baby was all he could think of. He’s a very supportive father, and he’s also supportive of Daphne’s career with all the help he gives her. Keep it up, Caleb!

Daphne harvested their garden while Caleb worked on tummy time with David. She planned to work from home today – she was pretty sure she’d need to be near a toilet at all times with how upset her stomach was feeling that day. Plus, more time with David! Another exciting moment for David – he learned to lift up his head! One step closer to leaving the bottle behind for some solid(ish) baby food.

Daphne’s work task was simple – collect a plant microscope sample. That left her plenty of time to spend working on milestones with David and taking care of herself. Her nausea was already fading. Daphne’s tasks were complete before Caleb even headed off for his workday, and David was down for a nap. That meant Daphne had a few moments for herself before what was likely to be a chaotic day, with her needs and David’s together… until the morning sickness reared its ugly head!

More disturbingly… GIRL WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR ANKLES?? ARE YOU OKAY??

Poor Daphne thought the chaos today would be her needs and Caleb’s, but what she didn’t realize was that she wouldn’t be leaving the bathroom any time soon. After brushing her teeth, mopping the floor, and cleaning the toilet, she washed her hands. The sink broke. So now she had to repair the sink and mop again. Yikes!

Daphne finally sat down for lunch after all of that, and guess what? David woke up and starting crying. He was hungry too, which is fair enough. After getting him a bite to eat, then spent more time on the tummy time mat. David was not happy about that, but Daphne was. He was making great progress! He unlocked the coo milestone, and then rolled over onto his back! Good job, little guy!

Daphne learned, while playing with David, that socializing with infants does count toward her aspiration! Who would’ve thought? Apparently the conversations only need to be one-sided. Once they were done with tummy time, Daphne decided to head to the park with David! Caleb needed some frogs or fish to make plasma packs, and since she was home, she figured she had the time to help him out. The trip also unlocked another milestone for David – first visit to the park!

Daphne did manage to catch a frog, and she even set David down for a nap while she got some fish, too! Two cichlids! Hopefully that can tide Caleb over for a bit. Daphne doesn’t have the energy to spare to let him drink from her right now. She brought David home for dinner – she herself was getting hungry and tired – and set him down next to his future Bigfood toy while she ran to pee. He reached and reached and… GRAB!

Daphne gave Caleb his fish and frogs when he got home, then got David a bite to eat and tucked him in before getting her own dinner. Caleb was quite pleased – he managed to make three new plasma packs to store after eating two older ones – and making plasma packs was part of his aspiration!

Finally after a long day, the Courtlandt family headed to bed, all of them satisfied with their accomplishments and ready to sleep.

[ourlittledinosaur]

One Great Poopy Disaster

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One Great Poopy Disaster

Fair Warning

The title doesn’t lie. This story is gross…

Well, Here’s How It Started…

A few weeks back, I had a cold. No biggie. I took care to hydrate myself and avoided sugar, and increased my intake of Vitamin C. One way I do this is by adding Emergen-C packets to my water. It’s a tasty way to get a high dose of Vitamin C as well as some energy boosting B Vitamins. I mention these packets, because I have my suspicions that they affected my son, as he gets what I eat via nursing. Let me explain…

And Then He Pooped…

My 10 month old son and I were going about our normal routine. He was playing on his little miniature piano and “singing” (yelling) up a storm. He stopped for a moment and I heard him tooting. I thought, “Ok, he just pooped.” So I waited a couple minutes to make sure he was done. (Because who wants to change a diaper only to have another one filled up right away?) Then I scooped him up playfully, yammering on to him in a funny voice about how he pooped, and was poopy, and how we had to change the poopy. (I’m sure you can imagine how I sounded…like a crazy I’m sure.)

Oh No, Did Cloth Diapers Fail Me?

I put him up on his changing table and realized there was already poop showing. Uh oh…

(Now let me take a moment to say that my cloth diapers did not fail me. I still maintain that blowouts are much less to nonexistent as compared to disposables. However, I sometimes let him air out a bit and just stick him loosely in a prefold, without a cover. This way, if he pees, it doesn’t get everywhere, but he’s a little more free as well. There are ways to put the prefold on to keep in a loose stool, but I wasn’t expecting a poo on this day, so I wasn’t prepared.)

As I looked closer there was runny poo running down his legs. So I started to clean him up a bit, but realized this was the biggest poopy adventure we’d had since we was weeks old, so I quickly ascertained that it was shower time! I scooped him back up, still talking to him playfully about the situation (Hey, it was’t his fault Mommy got lazy with his diaper) and headed for the guest bathroom as it is the closest one to my son’s room. It was on this short journey, that I realized what an unobservant person I truly am…

There Was Poop Everywhere!

Let me say it again. THERE WAS POOP EVERYWHERE!  As I backtracked out of his room and into the hall, I see that poop had dripped onto the floor, onto a bookshelf I had passed and lifted my son over, and of course, it was on the changing table, and changing pad as well. It continued to drip off him onto the floor in the bathroom and onto the shower floor as well, where I was finally able to get this child clean!

Finally Clean.

I got him cleaned up, dried off, and into a fresh diaper, (with a cover this time – no shortcuts!), did a quick clean up of the poopy items and spots on the floor that had been affected by this mishap, and we went on about our day. It just so happened it was nap time, so I walked straight to my bedroom (where my son’s crib is), and proceeded to read him a book, then sing and rock him to sleep. I also took a nap.

The Excitement Never Ends!

Once we woke up, we went back into the living room and play area I have set up for my son. I sat down on the couch to do a few things and my son went about playing with his toys. Pretty soon, he started to crawl over to me. Nothing out of the ordinary as he frequently “checks in” with Mommy while he plays. But as I looked up to greet him, I was horrified to see…. MORE POOP!

What in the world happened? Did he poop AGAIN? Nope. I don’t know how I missed it, but as I looked over toward his little piano, which is set up on a patch of tiled floor in the carpeted living room, I saw poopy smeared all over the tile. I quickly realized that this mess was leftover from the previous poopy disaster. I guess because I was being so silly with my son when I scooped him up to change him, that I didn’t see the mess that had run down and hit the floor.

Poop Clean Up: Take Two

So now that we had found this leftover mess (I can’t even say NEW mess!), or should I say, my SON found this mess and had happily played in it (Gag reflex anyone?!), it was time to clean up again. Back we went to the shower. Again I cleaned him up, dried him off, and put him in a fresh diaper. Then I stuck him in his crib and went to clean up his play area. I will spare those of you who are reading the rest of the details, as I’m sure you can imagine well enough for yourself.

Sharing the Load

During my son’s second nap, I unloaded my Great Poopy Adventure to my husband in a text. Needless to say he felt sorry for me (and was probably extremely glad this hadn’t happened on a weekend while he was home). I was blessed later that evening with a good foot rub. Gotta love a happy ending!

What About You?

I know you have them to share! What are some disasters that have happened to you in parenthood?

“My brethren, count it all joy when you fall into various trials, knowing that the testing of your faith produces patience. But let patience have its perfect work, that you may be perfect and complete, lacking nothing.”

James 1:2

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[folklorelise]

The cadets are turned into kids and think you and Levi are their parents

In the same universe where they called you “mom”, (they are around 3 and 4 years old)

Also— this is adorable (this is from an eruri doujinshi by hitomi which is called curtain call)

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Eren had an experiment that went wrong. He transformed into his titan form and then suddenly he shrank into a tiny titan. Then he escaped Hange and ran away.

“Someone finds Y/N right now! Eren only listens to her!” Hange yelled at their squad.

When you heard about what happened, Levi looked for Eren with you. When you found him in your office, he was not alone. He was not a titan anymore too. All the cadets were like Eren– tiny little babies.

“MOMMY!” Eren screamed pointing at you.

“Oh no.” you mumbled seeing them all run to you.

They were all hugging your leg, trying to get you attention. Jean started to cry after Eren pushed to the ground. You wanted to pick him up but there were too many kids around you.

“I got this.” Levi assured you and picked Jean up.

Jean stopped crying and stared at the captain frightened. Jean looked at you and reached out his arms towards you. You took Jean in your arms but everyone else started to scream “me too!”.

“Levi,” you said to him, “maybe we should do groups and you take half and I take the other half?”

“No. You can’t leave me alone with them.”

“I can’t work like this.”

“I’m sure Erwin would understand. I’ll tell him.” Levi offered walking away.

“Levi! No! Come back!”

“I told you mommy doesn’t want to stay with us.” Connie cried to Sasha.

“What? Of course, I want to be with you!” you reassured them. “I just don’t know what to do.” you mumbled to yourself.

“I’m hungry.” Jean said, still in your arms.

“Of course, you are.” Eren said, “that’s why you’re so f–“.

“Eren I swear to Erwin’s eyebrows if you finish that sentence, I’m going to throw you in the dungeons!” you snapped angrily.

Jean on the other side started to cry again knowing what Eren wanted to say. Eren started to cry silently too, looking at the ground.

“Sorry mommy.” Eren sobbed, “don’t be mad please.”

“You should apologise to Jean.” you said calmer.

You put Jean down and Eren hugged him and apologised shyly.

“That’s better! Now take each other’s hands and we’ll go found something to eat okay?”

They all nodded, you took Armin’s hand on one hand and Sasha’s on the other one. Eren surprisingly took Jean hand and you all went to the mess hall. Levi was already there with Erwin, with food for the kids.

“We thought that would help.” Erwin explained while the kids run towards the food. “There’s a tray for each one of you, so no need to fight.”

Erwin and Levi walked towards you and sighed.

“What do we do?” Erwin asked.

“I can’t work with them around. I also cannot take care of them alone. There’s eight of them!”

“Armin, Mikasa and Bertolt shouldn’t be a problem – they’re good,” Levi stated, “Jean and Eren would do everything you say. Sasha, Connie and Reiner… tire them until they're too exhausted to move.”

“I still can’t do that alone! You have to help me.”

“I have paperwork to do, and Erwin has commander things to do.”

“I wish I could help,” Erwin intervened, “but I can’t, I still have work to do and…”

“Erwin, it’s fine.” you said gently, “but Levi you cannot leave me alone.”

Erwin left after Levi finally agreed to help. You both sat down at the table.

“Oh no.” Levi sighed once he saw the mess they did while eating. “Stop eating with your hand and use the spoon.”

“Sorry daddy.” Jean apologised but kept eating with his hands.

“What did you call me?” Levi asked.

“Oh, it’s not like he never said it before.” you said.

Levi took Jean on his lap and started to feed him. Reiner, Bertolt and Armin were eating calmy, Sasha ate too fast while Connie was trying to protect his food from Sasha. Mikasa was feeding Eren because he gave his food to you.

“Eren I’m fine, you should eat.” you told him multiple times.

After lunch, they were all too excited and energetic unlike you and Levi.

“I’m too old for sh!t.” Levi told you.

“You kill titan for a living! This should easy.”

“Is it though?”

“Let’s just play with them a little until they get tired so they can sleep.”

The whole afternoon was spent playing hide and seek and tag. Which was not the wisest idea since Armin and Reiner ended hurt. Only a few scratches on their knees and elbows but that made you worried sick. After dinner in Levi office with the kids, they were starting to get tired.

“Mommy,” Mikasa called you by pulling your sleeve, “I want to sleep.”

“Me too!” Reiner said by sitting on your lap.

“A story!” Connie screamed excited which made all of them chant this.

“Alright! Alright! Do we have that kind of book in the library?” you asked Levi.

“No.”

“Well, I can invent a story – that’s not an issue.”

Levi and you sat on the bed and they all crawled on you and between. You started your story and very soon after, they all fell asleep.

“How was your day?” Levi asked you.

“Tiring. What about you?”

“It was fine. And it made me think…,” Levi paused, “never mind.”

“No, tell me.”

“Maybe we could have our own.” Levi shrugged.

“Is it something you want?” you asked.

“Is it something you want? Because if you do not want any, it’s fine too.”

“I don’t know… maybe?”

“We don’t have to talk about it now.”

“You’re right, but I want to talk about this. Someday.” you smiled.

After this little conversation, you both fell asleep. In the middle of the night, Levi woke up because someone was awake – Armin.

“Bathroom.” Armin said once Levi was awake.

Levi stood up and took Armin in his arms and went to the bathroom. After Armin finished, Levi helped him wash his hands and went back to bed. But before Levi could lay on his bed, Reiner woke up with tears in his eyes.

“No, don’t cry.” Levi warned him and took him out of the bed. “What’s wrong?”

“Nightmare.” Reiner confessed sobbing.

“It’s not real – it’s a dream. Go back to bed.” Levi said before going back to his bedroom, but Reiner stayed behind sobbing. Levi sighed before picking him up. “Stop crying, you don’t want to wake mommy, right?”

“No.”

“Fine then let’s go back to bed, alright?”

That was only the beginning of Levi’s night. After Reiner went back to sleep, it was Sasha’s turn to go to the bathroom.

“I knew it,” Levi said to himself, “I mean after all she ate, that was only a matter of time before she goes number two.”

Then it was Bertolt who had to pee. After him it was Connie who was a little thirsty. Mikasa had to go to the bathroom too. Only Eren did not wake up. When Levi finally went back to bed, Eren woke up.

“Don’t tell me you need to poop too.” Levi warned him tired.

“I want to sleep with mommy please.” Eren asked.

“No place, maybe another time, now sleep.”

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-          That one time you had to leave for an expedition

The next expedition was a short and simple one. Yet every squad leader had to be there, including you. You were obviously reluctant about it because of the kids.

“Who will take care of them?” you asked Levi.

“There are nurses. Don’t worry about it.”

The first few days, the kids were all sleeping with Levi and you but then, Levi told them to go and sleep in their bedroom because with them around, you could not do anything else than sleep. You promised to them that you would visit every night before they go to sleep and that night, you told them that you would not be here for a week or so.

“No!” Jean screamed hugging you, “don’t leave me please.” he begged on the verge of crying.

“Mama!” Armin, the youngest cried, rubbing his eyes. “don’t go.”

“I will be back very soon; you won’t even notice my absence.” you told them.

That night you proposed to have them back in bed with Levi and you so they would stop crying. The next morning, once it was time to leave, none of them wanted to let go of your legs.

“It’s fine, I’ll be back very soon.” you tried to calm them down. That did not work. “Fine I won’t go, let’s all go back to bed okay?” you said to them which made them stop crying and run to your bedroom.

Once they all left, you went back on your horse and left with the rest of the survey corps outside the walls. When the kids realised that you were not coming started to cry again and did not stop until they fell asleep. The nurses that took care of them were starting to get worried but after a few days, they started to play and eat again without any protest.

Once you were back, all the kids were waiting for you at the entrance of the wall. They were screaming “mommy!” when they saw you. Jean screamed “daddy!” when he saw Levi which made people around gasp. They did not know that these kids were in reality survey corps members. Sasha and Connie went on Hange’s horse while Armin and Bertolt were on Erwin’s. Jean and Reiner were with Levi while Mikasa and Eren were with you.

“We missed you a lot mommy!” Eren said happy to see you.

“I missed you too.”

For a week or two, the kids would not let go of you because of that expedition.

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-          That one time you got mad at them.

The only time you got mad at them was when they all started to fight each other. Levi and you were doing paperwork outside because it was a sunny day and the kids wanted to play outside. You were peacefully reading your reports when they started to shout at each other. You were not worried about it because they were always shouting, but when you saw that they started to cry and push each other you quickly went over where they were.

“What’s happening here!” you screamed.

They all stopped except for Eren and Jean who were still fighting.

“Hey! Stop!” you yelled but none of them listen to you.

Before you could get mad, Levi took Eren in his arms which stopped the fight.

“What is wrong with you?” Levi reprimanded them. “What were you two thinking? You could’ve got hurt and you could’ve hurt your friends and worse of all, you weren’t listening to Y/N!”

Jean and Eren turned to you but you were already gone.

“Where’s mommy?” Jean asked shyly.

After Jean and Eren both apologised to each other, they went looking for you.

“Is mommy mad?” Eren asked.

“Yes.” Levi answered.

“She doesn’t love us anymore?” Jean asked with tears in his eyes.

“Of course, she does, now let’s find her and apologise.”

They could not find you anywhere. Even Levi did not know where to look. He asked Erwin and Hange but none of them saw you. Jean would not stop crying because you were not there.

“Mommy doesn’t love me anymore!” Jean kept saying.

At night when they all went into their bedroom, they found you on their bed.

“Mommy!” they all screamed happy but stopped on their way when they saw that you were not smiling.

“What happened today was unacceptable. I am disappointed.” you said. “I hope that won’t ever happen ever again.”

“Sorry.” they all apologised.

“Where were you?” Eren asked.

“Out, I needed some time alone.”

“Are you mad at me?” Eren cried.

“No… Not anymore, and I am not mad at you too Jean. But next time you do this, there will be consequences. Now go to sleep, all of you.” You stood up, ready to leave.

“No stories?” Reiner asked.

“Please.” they all asked with a pout that you just could not resist.

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-          That on time Levi had to calm Eren down during a meeting.

That day, you had to leave to visit a family member who was going to give birth. You left without saying anything to the kids otherwise they would not have let you. Levi’s squad was responsible for the kids when none of you were available.

They were all running around when Eren fell from the top of the stairs.

“EREN!” Petra shouted petrified.

Eren started to cry, and he would not stop. The squad tried everything, but nothing would stop Eren’s tears.

“We have to bring him to the captain.” Eld said.

Eld took Eren and went to the meeting room. He knocked on the door and opened it just enough so Eren could go in.

“I want mommy!” Eren continued to cry.

Levi picked him up and put him on his lap.

“She’s busy today, what happened?” Levi asked him softly.

“I fell.” Eren sobbed.

“It’s fine, you can stop crying and tell mommy later that you acted all strong because you’re almost an adult now.”

“I’m a big boy now.” Eren admitted hugging Levi.

All the squad leaders were speechless in front of this because they never saw the captain acting like this before. He was so delicate and sweet towards Eren. Then the door opened again, and all the other kids barged in.

“I’m sorry captain, but they all wanted to check on Eren.” Petra apologised.

“It’s fine.” Levi said before putting Eren down.

The rest of the meeting was spent with the kids playing under the table, around Levi. Once you came back, you found Levi asleep on his bed with the kids around him. You tried to be as silent as possible, but Levi woke up.

“Hey, how was your day?” you asked him not without a kiss.

“Fine, and you?”

“Boring – you weren’t there.”

“Mommy!” Eren called you reaching out his arms.

“What happened to your knees?” you asked him when you picked him up.

“I fell but I didn’t cry.”

“Riight, because you’re so brave.” but Eren had already fell asleep again.

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-          Random HCs

Armin loves the commander; he is always clinging to him.

Eren always wants to impress the captain by eating alone and cleaning.

Jean is your boy; he always wants to stay with you by pretending to be injured or something.

Sasha and Connie love Hange because they get to help Hange with their experiments.

Mikasa only loves you.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!! <3

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PART 2 is out, check out the MASTERLIST!

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Headcanons for characters Pt. 4: Sleepy Julian Devorak

Hey everyone! Look at me, finally continuing this series!

(Me, looking at the Muriel, Portia and Lucio Fluff, some characters from MHA, and ship headcanons that are hiding in my drafts: 😶)

Anyway, the requests for headcanons and fanfics are still open! Just as a reminder, I don't only do The Arcana characters, so you can request literately anyone you want!

This part will be headcanons for sleepy Julian Devorak, from the mobile game/visual novel "The Arcana"! (So incredibly cute) Requested by anon!

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♥︎Julian Devorak♥︎ - Sleepy

- You and Julian were laying on the bed, taking a break after the exhausting day you both had. He was laying besides you, nuzzling his head into your hair and shoulder, since your scent calms him.

- Even tho Julian is usually the smaller spoon when you cuddle, this time he laid behind you with a hand around your waist. This was supposed to be a quick cuddling session before both of you returned to your tasks, but he yawned a few times too many for you to not notice he's tired.

- "Babe.. Babe... Julian! Are you awake, honey?"

- "Hmm, what..? Oh yeah, yeah, I'm *yawn* awake.."

- A few moments later, his cute snores muffled by your hair could be heard echoing thru the room. You smiled to yourself, knowing damn well that cuddling is one of the very few things that calms him down, and heaven knows he needs the rest.

- About half an hour into his nap, you started to drift off yourself, but there was a problem. Of course, just as you found the most comfortable position to sleep, and just as you actually were trying to sleep, you had to pee!

- Julian is a tall man with strong arms. That, therefore, means his grip is unescapable, especially if he loves you and wants to keep you close, so wiggling out of his arms took longer than expected. To not wake him up, you tip-toed your way to the bathroom.

- Once you were finished, you tried to sneak back in under the covers just as quietly as you left, but were surprised to find your boyfriend awake.

- "Oh goodness, I can't believe you would just leave me like this darling!"

- He said, dramatically putting his hand against his forehead. You chuckled a little, and approached him.

- "I didn't leave you, I had to go pee! Sorry if I woke you up.."

- As soon as you stood on the edge of the bed, he pressed his forehead to your stomach, and let out a huge, tired sight.

- "No, you didn't.. Just couldn't sleep without you..", he hummed as you hugged him tighter.

- You laid down, bringing him down with his head on your chest. He immediately got excited, nudging his nose into your chest and completely relaxing as you stroke his back.

- "You know I love you, right? I love you, MC... Did you hear me..? I love you.."

- With a huge smile on your face, you told him: "Yes, Julian, I heard you.. I love you too, you idiot, rest now!" He really does turn into a sappy ball of mush when he's sleepy.

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