#wmmap shitpost

[crispyliza]

Like, chill dude

[toji-bunny-girl]

planning to write a claude x reader x anastacius series but would talk read it

[brotherslayer]

you know Lucas is technically Jennette's dad too because Anastacius created her with a mix of his own and Aeternitas mana who had previously consumed Lucas' mana, which would make Lucas by anti standards Athy's uncle- *is torn to shreds by a wild pack of lucathys*

[froyena-is-having-a-panic-attack]

This is just random so ignore this

Okay, here me out, WMMAP but Jennette also reincarnate into the story and sooner or later she finds out Athanasia was reincarnated too and it turns out they knew each other in their past lives and with that information they would visit each other when they have the chance and talk about their plans or something, and also cause trouble.

It would've been a great sister bonding

[chamomile-soup]

you’re getting rejected by him as a student and drowning in so much bitterness that you decide to corrupt and possess my uncle’s body to take revenge on all of us while i’m sliding into his dms, having him work for me, AND teach me magic. we are not the same.

[industria-adastra]

No thoughts head empty just Athy and World Tree crack

What is it like being basically god's favourite for Athy are there any other special privileges other than getting impromptu meetings with the giant magic tree

Btw did the world tree just look at her and go: oh dear gorgeous out of every single person on that continent by chance or was Athy it's (it? he/she/they? How do you refer to a sentient magic tree) fave because "dang this kid's life SUCKS" and got attached like we all did

Also since there's like a Lucas as Athy's surrogate dad AU, Athy is raised by the Alpheus family/swap AU, Anastacius raises Athy AU, Felix as Athy's dad in all but blood AU, and the og itself WMMAP (idk if there's any more other Athy raised by ______ AUs but that's all I remember), you know what would be ridiculously funny?

Athy is raised by the world tree AU

Just. Just a kid and her almighty god tree "dad". Mowgli and Tarzan vibes but on steroids and the only caretaker is a giant magic tree in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Athy's parent is literally THE TREE(TM) the only thing she's going to be sustained on is magic/mana and whatever the tree learns about human biology through magical/mental osmosis or something lmao

I dunno just the idea of Athy's parent being the most important tree in town is just so funny to me it's insane.

Does this mean Athy becomes a stupidly strong magician I don't know maybe she does maybe she doesn't because it's not like she'll be learning any social/academic skills from a magic god tree

Also I propose the catalyst for everything getting set on fire in this AU is her 14th birthday (or before that I guess) where a bunch of random magicians crash the party for some of that sweet sweet magic fruit and some genius in service to the Obelian crown goes hey hold up aren't those the royal jewel eyes wait a sec hold on is that our boss's missing kid.

(In this AU either baby Athy gets immediately teleported to meet her new plant Dad or she meets Claude like once and now she's getting an impromptu parent change sanctioned by basically god. I think it would be extra funnier if it's baby Athy without 2nd-lifetime memories because we can get feral Athy. Alternatively, if this is WMMAP Athy with Lee Jihye memories and all then she's just gonna have to adapt to a new dad now.)

Anyways I guess she gets zoinked back to Obelia in a matter of t-minus 6 seconds because it's always good to get your important tasks done sooner than later. (I say this but I'm actually a hypocrite)

Athy has zero idea what's happening and is not happy but rolls with it because her dad can just magically yoink her back anyways might as well see what's going on in the normie realm

Too bad for Athy though because SIKE she now has to deal with her new dysfunctional family members aka Claude now had a feral 13-14 year old.

Unfortunately for this Claude he didn't get to memory wipe himself because Diana's kid (his kid!!!) got surprise adopted before he could make a conscious decision to magically lobotomize himself.

Also a couple weeks or maybe months later he has his older brother's kid metaphorically thrown at him like a hot potato because Roger Alpheus is going to capitalize on this missing-royal-kid-shows-up-years-later trend dangit!!

I'm so sorry to whoever's going to read and reading this because this really is just an incoherent mess.

[notastrophilicity]

wmmap as tumblr post I saw on pinterest

[lithi]

Lucas: Ijekiel is like the clouds.

Lucas:

Lucas: When he goes away, the day gets brighter.

[yunikohoriginal]

I hate it when I write and cry and then I reread it and I think, damn, I didn't need to do that. Why can't I write something happy consistently? Damn me.

[dolleyantoinette]

@vikaflora2 is the genius behind this I am just a humble slave to WMMAP

[ultramarine-spirit]

... So, that sure was a chapter, huh? More wmmap as tumblr shitposts, to cope! (Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 7)

[brotherslayer]

Ijeabel nation rise!

[chamomile-soup]

you’re trying to get on her good side while being oblivious to your father’s plans to usurp her position as crown heir while i’m sliding into her dms and teaching her magic. we are not the same.

[chamomile-soup]

“fuck you my child is completely fine”

your child pretends to be cute to stay on your good side and plots ahead of time for the day you decide to suddenly misplace all your love and affection into an eldritch abomination created by your ex and your older brother

[chamomile-soup]

girl help your boyfriend’s stalker is possessing my body

[chamomile-soup]

being haunted by an overthrown tyrant causes rapid aging. who knew?

 alt versions below the cut!

[transcript because my handwriting sucks:

Roger: It’s a shame to die so young, even though he was a tyrant. Sometimes I can still hear his voice...

Anastacius: gay gay homosexual gay 

end transcript]