#wjat the fuvk

[transbot-brian]

FALIN IS DEAD?? ALL THAT FOR NOTHING

[corethetrueidiot]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLRM IM SO TIRED OF THEM . IM SO EMUNENE SICK.PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THESE SHACKLES

(og screenshot below. from the recent concert live.what is WRONG with them.)

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS IM SOBBING THROUGH THE SVREEN . THE CLOSET IS MADE OUT OF GLASS THESE FUCKERS AINT HIDING SHIT

[guzhufuren]

@toppingjeffsatur

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[charactervocal02]

WHAT THE . FUCK

I JUST FINISHED MY AGGRESSIVE LIKING SESSION AND GOT HIT BY AN AGGRESSIVE LIKING SESSION ????????

@miyaaawaves THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU’RE MY FAVORITE TUMBLR SILLY NOW 🙏

[lost-my-sanity1]

THE BAD BUDDY TRAILER MADE ME SO SO SOOOOOOO HAPPY AND MUCH MORE INSANE LIKE...... I'M SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING AFTER SEEING THAT. the dimples, lift scene, shrimp eating, them making a smol tent and lying next to each other looking so fucking love sick, PRAN LYING ON HIS BACK AND PAT HOVERING OVER HIM,

[sick-as-a-dog]

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[requiemforaninsomniac]

m.....ma.......master has given Dobby a Glock.....

imagine getting killed by this

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

If you say something unhinged as hell and absolutely wild and my response is “WHAT THE FUCK”, it wasn’t wild enough. Keep trying to get “WJAT TJE FUVK” out of me. That’s how you know you did it.

[tmf-confessions]

you're now forever associated with egg laying rats, how do you feel about that

im less worried about the fact that im known as the confession blog with egg laying rats and rather. the fact that rats are viviparous animals even though we have rat eggs in the damn fridge. ???. and not to mention a rat laid fuvking eggs in the living room less than 2 days ago. it was near the sofa. wjat is even real.

[p1nk-pallas]

Ok back to sad hours

WJAT THE FUVK JUST STARTED PLAYING NG

[seariii]

AAAAAAAA

Shaking in I got a text and they just said "hello [irl name] I'm [important person from work]" and I'm waiting to see what they want

[the-prophecy]

WJAT THE ACTUALL FUVK

[tedloganshairclips]

armpits r sweaty lowkey

annei what the actual fuvk

Wjat doci say

[enderpearltv]

⚠️HUGE MASSIVE TW FOR SH MENTION IF YHATS UPSETTING TO U SCROLL ON⚠️

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY CLEAN FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS WJAT TGE FUVK?? ITS CHALLENGING ENOUFH YO STAY CLEAN WHILE I WAIT FOR MY PIERCING TO HEAL BUT FUCKIN-. WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT??? I FEEL LIKE ACTUAL SHIT OML??? AND EXAMS!!! THEURE KILLUNF ME I CANT EVEN COPE I NEED TO CUT MYSWLF OTS NOT EVEN A WANT KT A NEED!!! I have literally nowhere elsw to vent jjzt let me for once say how i feel withput birndening othera i beg

[granma-sweetie]

hello i am currently supposed to be in french class but my teacher is not here </3 anyway the magic flute!!!!!!

to put i lightly this was Not a traditional production. to put it not lightly it was fuvking insane and i loved every bit of it it was really good and pretty funny

ok yes it was a bit different look. there were two papagenos and latwr two papagenas and it started with like. older papageno waking up and being like. i dont remember shit i slept really bad Oh yeah im papageno the birdcatcher and he starts singimg der vogelfänger bin ich ja but its a bit off. but then Younger Chad Papageno marches onto the stage and sings the rest of the aria and he was actually really good and iconic and later i'll send you a drawing i made of what his costume looked like anyway

then it is revealed that old papageno is the only one who can speak and young papageno can only speak by lip symcing to wjat the older one says into a microphone he pulled out of his pocket. and he does that with all of the characters' speaking parts except papagena and they fight over wjo is the real papageno and he like. says out loud what the other one does in frustration yk like

"no!!! im papageno!!! stomp stomp stomp!! kick kick!!"

and they fight again and then they fall silent and stare in horror as a baby stroller rolls across the stage with wind sound effects yk jsjsjsnshk then a little boy and then a twenager and then the guy playing tamino!! so like it was a recap of his life ig anyway the two of them realize that ans then the old one is like okay we will now accompany tamino on his journey and that is when the actual thing begins!!

so yes old papagwno is like the narrator but he also interacts with young papageno and speaks for him and the other characters but the young one sings yk. so only when they speak but now about tamino

thw three ladies were AMAZING their voices were so beautiful i loved tgem sm. anyway yk how there is the part where the three of them look at tamino and go ah what a charming beautiful young man but not once have i seen a tamino who isnt lowkey mid /j but thats not important yes tamino was actually really good!! so after the ladies leave the papagenos come back and the older one goes like. (the snake fell into the pit) "this evil and venomous snake- could you hand it to me please- was about to eat tamino and already wanted to attack our wonderful orchestra" and then they fought over who killed it (it wasn't either of them) and i'll tell you the rest later because my phone is dying <333 byee

A,SMKAMDKNS IT SOUNDS SO COOL OMG WITH THE TWO PAPAGEMOS?????

[clownhonkbonk]

WJAT THE FUVK DID I DOOOO

bonk this is very importnat

did you know that Hirohiko Araki the mangaka of Jojos Bizzare Adventure had many of his art pieces displayed in the same museum? Will you now finally watch jojos with me?? Megan Thee Stallion likes it??? The guy who made the spiderman films likes it???

i said i would cody but its 1 45 am and i have work tmrww ...