#wizards spell

[thewizardofstupidness]

GIVE IT TO ME SO I CAN HUG HIM

[peliydoritos]

[axziom13]

[precariouswizardry]

[good-wizard]

I CAST!

WALL OF SKULL ANGLE!!!

[pukicho]

it is fucking terrifying seeing a post you made like 0.2 seconds ago, and just refreshing it again and again and seeing it go up like 10 likes every second. less than a second even

I command you all, make this go up

[inbarfink]

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

[lacquerheadd]

pov: you glance over during training in camp

[therealsanssherif]

[ichiwashername-o]

Elphaba: WHO WROTE THE GRIMMERIE

*cocks shotgun*

I JUST WANNA TALK.

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Fiyero's not salty at Elphaba per se, but damn, sometimes when you read something that quirks your eyebrow, you gotta take a step back and reconsider.

Elphaba didn't exactly have time to do that so can we really blame her?

We can, however, blame the absolute masochist that wrote the Grimmerie.

No but for real, whoever created that spellbook was an absolute troll. Just sheer genie level of manipulation and word-twisting and "you better cross your T's and dot your I's because I can and will exploit every vague unclear word you speak to be as horrific as possible."

[nokikissa]

Couple low quality Darrell gifs I made for funsies :3

[thewizardofstupidness]

I love Pinterest

[zombiecakes115]

By all-mer teach your apprentices better

[bumblesteak]

Olive? 🐭💦

[precariouswizardry]

[white-weasel]

Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance

So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them