#wizard rizz

[inkyugrey]

this is how wizards flirt

[fru1t--bat]

Gale and his finger every two seconds: ☝️🙂

[insert-silly-name-here]

Daily reminder: Don't cast counterspell, hold their hands and kiss them on the mouth (block verbal and somatic components)

[until-the-house-shakes]

If Barty Crouch Jr lived today, he would 100% be fluent in gen alpha brainrot terms, he would annoy the shit out of his friends, and nobody would know if he's using it ironically or unironically

The Slytherin Skittles def make him pay a ‘troubling our mental health’ fee whenever he says something a little too gen alpha

[imageingrunge]

i feel unwell without her

[lae-zels]

tell me which line made you think "he's the one" in the tags

[goldenhallas]

[warmsol]

"i'm in love with you."

[redstarcat]

Essekks turn to rizz Molly

[spicyraeman]

hey HEY, ur not suppose to be looking at the wizard man like that

[jaketoria4ever]

The Black Brothers at Hogwarts

Random Person: BLACK, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! Sirius: Ew, no! My mother is so ugly, Reggie's a son of a bitch! OR Sirius: <:-^-:> Regulus, from outta nowhere: Our family doesn't need anymore, thank you very much.

[theloverboy27]

I think it's good James and Sirius weren't born in this generation, cause I think they'd ask Remus if he considered himself "an alpha" every full moon and they'd wind up dead

[moonytoasted]

the marauders as brainrot terms:

james: gyatt

sirius: rizz

peter: sigma

remus: fanum tax

[nevesmose]

I did a bit of searching in the Night Lords Trilogy because I thought I remembered them at one point wearing fatigues instead of tunics/robes, but it turns out to be the legion serfs who wear fatigues (and sometimes robes and tunics too) while Talos, Xarl, Ruven etc etc are all freeballing it in "dark" tunics which is of course the gothiest colour of tunic.

At the first hints of the sensation, he could see himself now – his hands before his face, bone-white and blue-veined, and his tunic of dark weave.

Most of the mortals were either in the insignia-stripped Naval uniforms of Covenant crew or the dark fatigues worn by the VIII Legion��s serfs, but several dozen spread across various stations were clearly former Red Corsair slaves. Most of the latter wore the red robes of that fallen Chapter’s servants.

Ah yes the Generic Robes™️

"Fatigues" is itself not that helpful either as it could mean anything from 19th century style practical/working uniforms that are still somewhat ornate to very plain modern combat style clothing.

But personally I like these the best because of the popped collars and fingerless gloves. When you're mean about the VIII Legion these are the style icons you're being mean about.

[thebisexualwizard]

Got asked out by another wizard and he is nice!?? I DIDNT SEE THIS IN THE PONDERING ORB?? BUT HUZZAH!!

[hasturlover]

Which marauder ships?