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So, in addition to the mortal Hetrans, there are other, supernatural creatures that go under a super-category called, "Higher Beings." Their label comes from the fact that they are believed to live a more complex life within nature, for better or for worse, and are usually supernaturally powerful. Someone can be born a Higher Being, or be created.

Here's the list:

• The Formless Ones (formless forces of the Universe)

• The Drakones (the lóng gods)

• The Ancient Peoples (Currently contains the Serpent Folk (based on Nagas) and their special kin, the Grande Serpents (based on legendary and giant snakes) and Noble Serpents (basilisks))

• Demons (expanded further below)

• Divums (expanded further below)

• Fox Spirits (based on Hulijing/Kitsune)

• Shas (based on the Set animals and Sutekh himself from Ancient Egypt)

• Vishaps (based on sea dragons of myth)

Possible other Higher Beings are:

• Wivers (wyverns)

• The Twinned Foreigners

Divums and Demons

Divine Creatures are benevolent spirits, collectively called "divums:"

• Blessed Spirits (People that have ascended through supernatural means, whether it be through gods or personal willpower)

• Drakonic Horses (based on the Longma)

• Listening Beasts (based on the Diting)

• Medley Singers (based on the Luanniao)

• Motley Dancers (based on the Fenghuang)

• Royal Unicorns (based on Qilins)

• Scaled Specters (based on aosagibi)

• Serpent Birds (based on Quetzalcoatlus and amphitheres)

• Variegate Hound (based on Theows and reindeer)

• Warding Panther (based on the Pixiu)

There will be more added in the future...

Demonic Creatures are malicious spirits, collectively called "demons:"

• Accursed Spirits (fallen Blessed Spirits)

• The Corrupted Eight Principles (corrupted Bagua elements in the wild. Totally not a Jackie Chan Adventures reference)

• The Four Perils/Evils

• King of the Damned (the demon king)

• Vampires

• Winteko, and the Cannibals it spawns

There will be more added in the Future...

[venomousgirl17]

I have never been consistently livid over something all day but congrats Harrison Butker, you’ve managed to keep me in a state of rage today.

There is nothing wrong with women who choose to be stay at home moms or being proud of your wife for being one. What doesn’t make a lick of sense to me as to why he took it upon himself to claim all these women who just spent four years working to earn degrees have been deceived and their only true purpose in life is being wives and mothers.

It makes me think of the line from Little Women (2019)

“I just feel like women... they have minds, and they have souls, as well as just hearts. And they've got ambition, and they've got talent, as well as just beauty.

And I'm so sick of people saying that love is just all a woman is fit for. I'm so sick of it.”

I think this is why I’m so angry. I’m so tired that in 2024, there is still a large population that seems to view women through this myopic lens. Why can’t they do both? Why can’t they choose not to have kids or not get married? Why is this presented as some sort of moral failing if a woman isn’t content being a “homemaker” as Butker calls it.

Why they invited a kicker of all people to speak at a graduation is beyond me. What academic achievement has he done to be chosen for this honor?

I just hate this man was given a platform to continue these toxic ideas about what a woman is supposed to do with her life.

[toriagamez]

studying, one night stands, blind dates.. oh my… (lil extra clipping below)

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[a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats]

I've been imagining Bishop Bwiggs' song "River" in the uwu tongue for awound ten minutes now and I feel obwigated to shawe diz howwow and gwowy.

[futuristicturtlefox]

In Gowan Ring - Of Water Wiverings

Just as the stars shine Skies open up for a while A reach and I feel Like a felt touch Veils over and fingers grow Seem endless Wide eyes of childly remembers Grow ever to and ever flowing Time was forever Time wasn’t ever Time would never come This day is for much more than a day This day would never end Water’s restive resonance Sings of another place Wide eyes of fishes chase fishes They never end at all Day was forever Day wasn’t ever Day would never end

[ocean-pie]

I suggest Calla and Fiona as next!

Pick a couple for me to do a picrew of together! (It's a kissing one)

Willow and Oliver (Already done)

Michael and Jackson (Not done)

Calla and Fiona (Not done yet)

[sergle]

Can you post your waist nakey

Can you dwown in a wiver

[pennyschool]

Nyny, sammy pushed me in da wiver -vinvin

Samson. You better hope the blue man turns you into fruit before I find you. You have better luck going snorkeling without an air tank. I hope you know how to swim

@samsammysamson

[ford-between-dimensions]

HEWP FOWD-

[HELP FORD]

*UwU anon is tugging at your coat sleeve and seems very distressed*

*there also seems to be a text box next to his head when he talks*

I MIWGHT HAWVE DOWNE SOWMETHWING?

I DWUNNO!! WIVER IWS SPWEAKING WIKE MWE NOW!!! HEWP!!!

[I MIGHT HAVE DONE SOMETHING?]

[I DUNNO!! RIVER IS SPEAKING LIKE ME NOW!!! HELP!!!]

- @annoying-uwu-anon

A text-box? God, it’s even worse in written format! What did you do to River—I can’t handle even one more person speaking like this!

[annoying-uwu-anon]

hewo, fewwow fuwwy.

youw gwave mwe a vwius.... HEWLP MWE

How dwo I kweep dowin dis??

[How do I keep doing this??]

Uwmmmm- I thiwnk Fowds stiw asweep awnd Wiver iws bweing weiwd…

[Ummmm- I think Fords still asleep and River is being weird…]

Mwaybe awsk… TT!

[Maybe ask… TT!]

( @trickstertriangle )

[river-nonbinary-billcipherfan]

WIVER!!! WIVER!!!

[RIVER!!! RIVER!!!]

*UwU Anon is sprinting up to you*

FOWD AWTE GAWY MUSHWOOMS AWND I NEEWD HEWP WECOWDING HIWM FOW WHEN HE IWZ NOWMAL AGWAIN!!!

[FORD ATE GAY MUSHROOMS AND I NEEWD HELP RECORDING HIM FOR WHEN HE IS NORMAL AGAIN!!!]

Awso I awte da mushwooms bwut iwt juwst mawkes mwe sewnse gawyness easiew-

[Also I ate the mushrooms but it just makes me sense gayness easier-]

- @annoying-uwu-anon

HE'S BACK AT THE "MUSE" PART OF BILL AND FORD'S RELATIONSHIP I'M NOT HELPING YOU THIS IS AWESOME TO WATCH-

Haven't you heard? I rejoined bill a while before this happened and now this? IT'S AWESOME!

[dk-thrive]

How comforting it is, once or twice a year,/ To get together and forget the old times.

James Fenton, from “A German Requiem” (Salamander Press, Edinburgh, 1981) (via Risky Wiver)

[claire-starsword]

Shining Force All Ship HQ Quotes - JP & ENG

Regular HQ quotes here

HQ quotes from SF2 here

HQ quotes from Final Conflict here

Ken:

"It's my first time ever being in a ship this big."

Luke: english version is accurate

Tao:

"So this is a ship... I've always wanted to ride on one at least once."

Hans:

"What if I'm thrown into the sea... When I imagine that I get so, so scared. I wonder how the others feel."

Lowe:

"Unnngh, I feel sick... It'd be great to learn a spell that could heal seasickness..."

"Traveling by ship is great too... If you lend an ear to the sounds of the waves, you can hear the words of the ocean."

Gort: english version is accurate

This might contradict the GBA version, where Gort has a tragic story involving the ocean, and is not thrilled to battle at sea.

Of course, disliking to fight at sea isn't the same as dislike the sea, though. At the same time, Max’s diary also portrays him as seasick, so it does feel like the writers really had different ideas on this.

Mae: english version is accurate save for changing her intonation at the end

Khris:

"The others seem to be sick. Maybe I should’ve given them some medicine."

Anri:

"We're finally going to the eastern continent. I wonder if we'll ever see Guardiana again..."

Arthur:

"I have no experience fighting on a ship. Will I be able to fight well?"

Balbaroy: english version is mostly accurate, though I feel JP Balbaroy is a little pushier/passive aggressive

"Those of use who can fly are great in sea battles. Doesn't hurt to keep that in mind."

Amon:

"Has Balbaroy already talked to you about this? We are very helpful in sea battles since we can fly."

Diane:

"I bet my skills will be useful to intercept enemies from here on the ship."

Zylo:

"I can't relax while on this ship. It's far too different from a forest..."

Pelle:

"We knights might not be that good at a sea battle..."

Yogurt:

“…I don’t get it…”

As usual, Yogurt gets always the same line in japanese, while the localization decides to remove the gag and pretend he's a normal character.

Kokichi:

"Oh, I'm worried. What will I do if I fall to the sea? I can't swim..."

Vankar:

"Uugh, I feel sick... No, no, not from drinking, it's the sea."

Domingo:

“Ahem. Did yu know? No one here believs it but, the ocean and wivers are connected."

Guntz:

"I hate the sea! I mean, my engine and armor are all gonna rust here."

Earnest:

"I'm fine with sea voyages. Since I've traveled through many other countries, I've been in ships before."

Alef:

As I’ve shown yesterday, Alef has a line set up for this HQ in the US version of the game even though she’s not normally available at this point (both screenshots above are using Debug Mode). I have now confirmed the same doesn’t happen in the JP version, where she has an empty “0“ string like the other late game characters (Torasu, Lyle, Bleu, Musashi, Hanzou, and Adam).

Finally, the JP version also has an extra tidbit about Queen Koron having sent the ship’s priest:

"I'm a priest. Queen Koron of Pao asked me to come along you in this ship. Sea voyages can be dangerous, so I hope someone like me can be of help to you."

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

If you tit by the wiver wong enough, you will tee te body of a putty tat fwoat by.

Tweety to Sweetie BIrd

[dearestsilhouette]

river wiver liver diver fiver hiver . belehhhhhh :PP

hi :3

hehehe hai!!!!!

[lunarninja613]

Out of Context Things That I've Actually Said

Oh my gosh, the evil asparagus almost caught me.

I'm gonna put the cake on the roof.🍰

Why are there jellybeans in the bathroom?🫘

The okay button is not okay.🖲

Yay, I get to cut people open!

I thought a demon had come to steal my nonexistent soul.😈👹👺

You've got a little goblin living under your bed!👿🛏

I'll nibble off your fingers!🤚

It's a twippy wiver, homie.🏞

Why's there an ice cream lid up here?🍦

Oh dear child, why did you do a cartwheel?🤸

Aggressive mustard shaking.🫨

Hold on! I have to serve this guy and the child he's kidnapped!

Oh, look, it's a flying whale!🐋🪽

Why do I need to twirl this veggie?

Maybe if I become a twig, it won't eat me.

I will scratch you with my Peter Petegrew nails.🐀💅

I'm wearing a pot, I'll be fine.

Human conveyor belt.

I'll eat the cardboard trees!🌳🌲📦

Its-a me, Baby-o!