#without a leather jacket

[kiwiplaetzchen]

Leathery Monday Part I

[divineandmajesticinone]

saur prettyyy!!!

[year2000electronics]

i dont really get how people are confused about mario "not recognizing" mr L bc like. we the viewer know whats up from seeing that Nat can full on rewire loyalties, but the heroes have just seen that this team has a shapeshifter and an illusionist, recruiting some asshole that looks kinda like their friend/brother is right up the same alley imo

YEAH. cos i mean, lowest bar, easiest, most doylist answer: this is a game for kids and families. the level it's speaking to is the type of suspension of disbelief where a LOT can happen. this is the type of narrative where groucho glasses make someone unrecognizable. if they say nobody knows who mr. l is then nobody knows who he is. simple as.

I LIKE YOUR ANGLE TOO THOUGH cos its one of those angles that gives a tangible/interesting answer to the question without going "WHY DIDNT THEY RECOGNIZE HIM THATS STUPID". they didnt recognize him because you cant go on a rescue mission to get luigi back

i have my own thoughts on the answer, of course, which is also along the lines of "yeah team bleck is literally full of magicians, illusionists and shapeshifters, it wouldn't be hard to disguise mr. l's identity". i sketched a little comic about it since this is on my mind now

tl:dr; it's been my headcanon for a long time that mr. l's mask itself is what's doing the "heavy lifting"- it's got some sort of magic that wouldn't change his appearance at all, but make it so that people wouldn't recognize him. it would also be why the opposite fact isn't true, too, of "why don't the bleck minions recognize mr. l when he's back to being luigi?" and it would also serve a tertiary purpose of making his eye colour appear silver instead of red so, yknow, on the off-chance the heroes did figure out mr. l is luigi, they wouldn't see the one trait that gives away that people have been brainwashed by nastasia. if they ever figured it out, maybe they'd think luigi switched sides on purpose and would feel angry or betrayed?

that's all in the realm of headcanon though haha- the ramblings of someone who has been thinking about this game for wayyyyy too long

[vintage-tigre]

[wigglesdtuff]

Happiness hit her like a bullet in the back

[themandylion]

Robin!Jason and bad boy!Tim (not Stray or other villain adjacent)

Gotham Academy wasn't to his taste, but Dick said to think of it as an undercover mission. Jason wasn't sure what the mission was aside from learning just how obnoxious his high-society peers were, but he agreed to give it a try for a month.

That was before Drake, the boy who could break the dress code three times over and face no consequences. All the teachers wanted him in their class, the girls wanted to date him, and boys wanted to be him.

Not Jason, of course. No, he knew there was only one word for Tim Drake: Trouble.

[murdermost-foul]

i love autumn i LOVE autumn i looooooove autumn I LOVE AUTUMN i love love looooove love AUTUMN <3333333333333

[jamietwat]

The team not communicating about their Halloween costumes AT ALL and all thinking they have a HILARIOUS one of a kind idea to dress up as Roy so all the players start filing in one at a time waiting to see the annoyed look on Roy’s face only to find out that everybody else had the same idea and Roy has to spend the entire night putting up with every single one of them trying to copy his voice and mannerisms and complaining that he sounds and acts nothing like that (which okay is true of Dani’s impression of him but a lot of them are pretty good at it)

Jamie’s impression of him annoys Roy the most and he argues against it the most, but Keeley is absolutely losing her shit laughing and refusing to pretend it isn’t accurate

Is Jamie absolutely exaggerating Roy’s age? Yes. Is he trying to exaggerate Roy’s grouchiness and accidentally landing on almost direct quotes out of him that just make Keeley laugh harder? Absolutely. And he’s been watching Roy’s mannerisms and locking them into his memory to use to make fun of him for years before he ever decided to dress up as him so his performance is the most ridiculously over the top and yet also the most accurate at the same time

[hyunpic]

[men-men-everywhere]

James Dean

[tojisun]

so i work at this corner bakery and this absolute UNIT of a man (im talking 6'+, arms that could put me in an unbreakable headlock, and thighs that i could say unspeakable things ab) came in with a pink leather jacket and a sleek black helmet oh my god..

so obviously i complimented him (specifically on his jacket) and we made conversation blah blah cold weather blah i was freezing walking here blah blah

then as i was ringing him up he threw his jacket on the counter and said "take it if you like it that much" and i was laughing it off until i realized he wasnt joking.. so i was like no hey aha that was just a compliment yk????

he then TOSSED HIS PHONE on top of it and deadass went "then lemme get your number so you can return it later. itll be a lot colder by the time youre out."

so now im sat at home in a pink leather jacket two sizes above me after hanging up a two hour call with this guy... um... aha?

MY GOODNESS I SAID ID BE BACK IN 30 MINS BUT IT TURNED OUT LONGER, IM SORRY DARLING

FIRST AND FOREMOST: IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU MY LUV!

this made me so giddy for u omg!! he sounds like an absolute darlin, offerin his pink (!!!) leather jacket before anythin else??? my goodness!! he truly said “i have more to offer but we start w this bad boy!” (taps the jacket like that car salesman meme)

i kind of bypassed the fact that he is a biker because of the phone call aaAHHH!! it sounds like you had fun talking to him, starling 🥹🫶🏼 (thats all i ask, above everything! for u to be happy and have fun!!!)

also, i really wanted to say this since a while ago: HE WANTS YOU SOOOO BAD, PETAL

if ur comfy, may u pls give me (us) update? of course u can keep the deets a secret and we can keep this as a short anecdote but my heart is so full when we share things like this with each other teehee <33 it’s like i have a pen pal or smthn hshshshs

take care!! also, bundle up lots >:(

(esp now u have a new jacket hewhheheh)

mwah <33!!!

[littlesapphicraccoonguy]

Gay little orderlies on a date at the bar or something

[falsenote]

Brigade antigangs (1966)

[mylifeiscomics]

Things about the Ninth Doctor

1. He’s so sad

2. He’s so romantic

3. He’s mean to hide 1 and 2

[hyviihommi]

excuse me but i!!!! actually!!! would like to talk about this some more, folks!!!!!!

[dellovestorant]