#with; emilio

[eldritchaccident]

@mortemoppetere replied to your post “[pm] Careful in the bathroom downstairs. Hot sauce...”:

[pm] Why are you like this?

​[pm] Ask my dad

[ironheartedfae]

@mortemoppetere replied to your post “[pm] That's a good one. Of the dog. Sorry he ate...”:

[pm] Yeah, he does that. It is funny. Does the same thing to my foot, sometimes.

​[pm] Yes I have noticed this. One time got shoelace deep in there. Was not [.....] good. Got better.

[user hesitates before sending this part]

Did I tell you where I was going last night? I [...] cannot recall.

[tylerposey]

EMILIO SAKRAYA & DIMITRI LEONIDAS "Death's Bed" — Those About to Die (1.07)

[eldritchaccident]

[pm in spanish] It's really not Em. Are you worried about being short? Does it bother you? Sweet boy, struck down by not even being six feet tall. Awww. [...] I'm not sure I would have considered it annoyed, hells know I was obsessed with you-- I thought it was all very amusing, honestly. [...] Dude you go around telling me that you aren't worth shit, constantly. Always acting like I'm better off without you around, like everyone is. And that's fucking dumb, also it's demonstrably false. I'm better with you around. Always have been.

Then figure it out, detective. I, for one, respect his little day trips. [...] [In lieu of a second stabbing Teddy plans to put their cold hands on the back of Emilio's neck the next time they see him.]

You've seen me stab things that need stabbing, you just didn't need it. That was a stabbing to prove a point. Didn't need you bleeding on my couch, some of us don't get them from stores and not dumpsters. [...] Small but mighty!! He's not physically strong but he's magical as fuck and it's a good idea to remember that, Emilio.

Ah sure, yeah, [.....] what's up?

[pm, in spanish] It is more than an inch. I am not little. You are. And a shit. [...] Oh, come on. That's a lie. I annoyed you plenty when we first met. I take pride in that. [...] Only because you were looking for an excuse.

My entire job hinges on me finding out the secrets men believe they are entitled to, Jones. [user squints at his phone.] Yes, Teddy, I am sure you're not going to stab me.

[...]

You still have bad taste. [...] Yeah, yeah. If all Joneses stab like you, I think I'll be fine. And I'm much bigger than Gabagool. I could just kick him like a football. Bet he'd go pretty far. [user is now daydreaming about punting gabagool.]

[...] Hey, can I [...] ask your advice on something?

[tmntkiseki]

Emilio Lopez just turned my poor heart into a pile of goop.

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[gaygalore]

Emilio Sands and Hawk McAllister Private Passions (1998) dir. Paul Barresi

[majunju]

misc ymkr doodles frm 2023/4

[kodiacast]

Well that's mighty kind of 'em, but I still think there should be some kind of regulation. Truth be told I mightn'of made a sleight just based on the appearance of the warehouse-- store. I truly don't mean to offend on that front, and from what you said they sound like kind folk.

Alls I'm jabberin' on about is the idea that places should have someone lookin' out for 'em. Plenty of less than just people out there who wouldn't care if their customers got real sick. Which makes a lot more work for the EMTs and Doctors. That's all.

[user knows this is all so wrong, but also doesn't want to be rude to the mean man.] Well I sure am glad you ain't been sick yet.

Don't intend to do such a thing, but I reckon that ain't always enough. Apologies sir. I just want to make sure the good folk of this town are doin' okay.

I told them they should stock up. That there is a demand for it. They listen to me. Other stores don't do that. [user feels itchy at the mention of hospitals.] No one is going to any hospitals. Nothing is wrong with the food. I eat the food. I'm not in a hospital. I'm not going to a hospital, so they don't need to worry about being able to handle anything.

People can look at their food before they eat it. If it looks bad, they can not eat it. Then they won't be sick. Besides, you can eat a lot of bad food before you get sick. You just stop eating it before you get very sick, and then it's fine.

[user finds all of this very suspicious.]

I am not having a rough time. I'm telling you where you can buy eggs, and you're asking me all these questions. You're the one causing me problems.

[cozymochi]

I had a bad day, so I compiled the few NRC boys I have. Also corrections were made on all three both visually (because I made too many errors before that I missed🤦) and info wise because I made minor changes (so if there’s contradictions, that’s why.) I should have updated Emilio’s render altogether because it’s pretty old compared to the latter two, but I don’t feel like it.

But, I’ll link Emilio, Cecil, and Nyoka’s original posts anyway, since they include a bunch of expressions I still like and convey the vibes™️ better. That, and for my own self-reference. Okay, I will no longer spam or clog up the dash with these things. Also credit to @oddberryshortcake cuz the boys are also semi collaborative 🤭 uhh, that’s it.

Ko-fi

[steven-myself]

the higher the hair, the closer to God - Hamidou Banor by Baldovino Barani x FACTORY Fanzine

[alexturner]

CRISTIN MILIOTI "The Penguin" premiere Photos by Emilio Madrid.

[eldritchaccident]

@mortemoppetere replied to your post “[pm] Hey. Got a case I need some help with, if...”:

[pm] Undercover work. You can say no, if you want to. I can ask somebody else. Don't mind it. It's [...] at some spa. [...] You are not getting a massage.

​[pm] Ohohooo? Undercover, hey? At a spa???? Not even if I say pleeeeaaaase?

Actually sounds like fun though, What's the gig?

[ironheartedfae]

@mortemoppetere replied to your post “What tattoos do you have/if you wanted a tattoo,...”:

[...] I have tattoos.

​On purpose???????

[tylerposey]

EMILIO SAKRAYA Sixty Minutes — directed by Oliver Kienle (2024)

[eldritchaccident]

Well, alright I'm calling in the cavalry.

[user messages Nora to kick Emilio's good knee]

Ah, there they are. Quiet down, I'm trying to get you a free knee brace.