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every time i talk about the little palace i might start crying. it was meant to be aleksandr's childhood dream, a paradise where all grisha could be free & live in peace & now, when it turned out to be neither freedom nor peace, he argued that at least they would be safe ( - er than outside ) but then even that was no longer true & anyway i can understand large portions of his initial frustration with the entire world
#⁽ ⁱⁱ ⁾ . HEADCANON / THE HEADS OF MANY THAT WILL STILL BE CLAIMED / BUT WARNINGS FOR THE FOES WHO TRY TO CAPTURE EVERYTHING OF OURS#i circle back to this periodically but please for a second imagine#imagine having something you meant to be fundamentally good#something you created with a loved one even#it's your project. your child#something you have worked towards for quite literally half a millennium#& no it is not ideal it is not perfect#to be precise it is not even yours#because at the end of the day#you too are just as reliant on the king's mood as the rest of the fucking country#worse maybe because he could have you executed simply for existing#so no the thing you did is merely the best of what you were able to do#with the means available to you#but you try to make it as safe & secure for those you want to protect as you can#but it is also all you get#being used as weapons & tools for a country that hates you#is the best you can hope for?#dying for a family that sees you as less than human is the peak your kind can achieve?#wouldn't you ... after centuries of this#be a little frustrated as well? angry? stuck?
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I love tornado survival guides. "Shelter in a basement or interior room without any windows. But if you're in a mobile home, just fucking die I guess lol"
#did you know over half of deaths caused by tornados are residents of mobile homes?#which also means that they're primarily poor and elderly and disabled people#most places have absolutely no requirements for trailer parks to have safe shelter for residents during a tornado#personal tornado shelters cost $5000+ and many of them can't be installed in trailer parks because of neighborhood rules#and many parks are so isolated that going to find shelter somewhere else isn't safe or possible#it's safer to shelter inside a ditch outside than to stay in a mobile home during a tornado#and yet there's next to no effort to change laws to make trailer parks safer especially in emergencies#or even make other housing more accessible and available so people don't have to live in homes made of tissue paper#there's no tornado happening i'm just stressed
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AU where Jason comes back to Gotham and begins his plan to confront Batman and all that. Except after only like a week the Joker gets hit by a bus and then shot by a little old lady with a shotgun and dies.
Jason’s plan is now in shambles because the dramatic climax of his plan is no longer possible. But that’s fine. He’ll think of some other suitable alternative. Granted, it’s not quite the same if he uses some other villain. Making Batman choose doesn’t mean nearly as much when it’s not about the person who killed him.
And really, is he going to try and get Batman to kill Black Mask or something? Scarecrow? Red Hood is competent; he could do it himself so why bother.
So Jason lays low continues to build his criminal empire with astounding speed and efficiency. If only he could think of a good way to announce his return. Nothing he can think of is dramatic enough.
Meanwhile, the Bats are freaking out because who is this guy that’s taken over half of the Gotham underworld in like a month? He’s obviously trained, but they just can’t seem to get any information on who he is or where he came from. It is beyond frustrating.
After a few months Jason is frustrated that he just can’t seem to find any dramatic good way of making Batman prove himself. It has to be something big! Something magnificent!
During his weekly chat with Talia he complains about his problems and she suggests he come back for a visit. He argues that he can’t just leave, but she says if he has competent enough lieutenants it’d be fine. He spends the next three weeks making sure that everything will be fine if he leaves for a week. He will not have all of his hard work falling apart and going to waste due to incompetence. Absolutely not.
So then once his lieutenants are sufficiently prepared (and the rest of Gotham’s criminal element sufficiently cowed), he heads to Nanda Parbat, only to find Ra’s on the phone with Bruce, who is demanding to know if the Red Hood has any affiliation with the league.
Oh. Oh. He can give them affiliation.
A new plan begins to form.
He’s going to be the most affiliated he can be. Jason immediately goes to Talia with his newest plan: Overthrow Ra’s and takeover the league. Talia whips out her forty step outline for overthrowing Ra’s and tells Jason she’s so proud of him.
Jason has a new goal now, so he gets to work. He checks on things in Gotham, but everything seems to be fine and there haven’t been any unplanned explosions so it should be fine if he stays here for a bit.
Taking over Gotham really was good practice, as it turns out. Thanks to Talia’s plans and previous foundational efforts the takeover happens in no time.
Meanwhile the bats are still freaking out. Red Hood hasn’t been seen in three weeks, he may or may not have league of assassins connections, and even in his absence his goons seem to be managing things competently.
Back in Nanda Parbat, Jason and Talia finish their takeover. And now, finally, he’s ready to confront Batman.
He arrives in Gotham as the new head of the league. His arrival is loud, elaborate, and dramatic enough to fulfill his inner theater kid’s dreams.
Batman is speechless. And not his usual grunts instead of words, but actual surprised speechless. Jason is alive?!?!?!?
Jason was not expecting all the tears. And hugs. And mother henning. Goodness gracious, this was not part of the plan.
Bruce is obviously struggling with Jason’s revelation that he took over the league, but the newest little birdie seems almost relieved at that(?) and Dick and Alfred both seem strangely proud. Whatever. Even Bruce seems to be at least mostly ignoring that for now.
Then someone asks him if he knows Red Hood. Jason blinks. Says that yeah, he knows Red Hood. Everyone seems to ease at that. One mystery solved. Jason quickly realizes that most of them have no idea he is Red Hood. Cass seems to be the only exception but also appears amused and willing enough to not mention it.
Dramatic appearance complete, Jason now has a new goal: see how long he can keep the bats (minus Cass and potentially Alfred) in the dark about his crime boss identity.
He will bribe Cass as much as it takes to keep her on board with the causing chaos plan, but she seems eager enough. Favorite sibling status definitely unlocked. (The whole killing thing is fought over at great length and a truce of sorts is eventually made)
David Cain is never heard from again.
Damian shows up at some point.
At least one league member has suddenly found themselves as an HR rep for Gotham criminals? They’re still not quite sure how that happened.
#Jason takes over the league of assassins#because it’s the most dramatic option available#jason todd#red hood#theater kid Jason Todd#batfam#talia al ghul#batman#cassandra cain#bruce wayne#ra’s al ghul#league of assassins#Jason comes back au#what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon
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unorthodox murder mystery
#zosan#one piece#roronoa zoro#sanji vinsmoke#fanart#okay so basically this concept is ok so basically#its a murder mystery where those who are murdered on the ship actually turn into VAMPIRES#but theyre like#guys. how the fuck do we not know who the vampire is#like what do you mean you are literally still alive after being 'killed' and somehow you dont remember who killed and turned you#zoro: well whatever. im still gonna be the greatest swordsman#sanji: right ok so hello FUCKFACE. DUMBASS. GREATEST SWORDSMAN THAT IS ONLY AVAILABLE DURING THE NIGHT OR WHAT–#sanji: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT WE JUST DIED THAT WE JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE THAT WE'RE IMMORTAL NOW. THAT I CANT TASTE THE FOOD I MAKE#zoro: wat dat gotta do wit me#sanji would be suchhhh a good vampire feeder but a terrible vampire I think#thats my opinion stop throwing rocks at me what the hell#anyway i dont actually know who the vampire on the crew woudl be#thats the mystery#its a mystery to the creaotr of the au as well obviously... or else whats the point.....
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For your gay little dogs
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#principal skinner pride flag for my gay little dogs#you see this is why my dog people need to see the same spectrum of colors we do#I feel like their literal world view would be drastically altered if they couldn't distinquish between orange and green#I'd argue that red is a significant color in practically every culture#it's instinctual associations with danger food and fertility make it attention grabbing on a visceral monkey brain level#I strongly suspect the impact would be at least somewhat negated if it was a muted brownish khaki instead#meaning it wouldn't be used in visual communication nearly as much#I would have to center my art and worldbuilding more around yellow and blue because those would be the colors the dogs would see clearly#right? is that sound logic?#and that would just make me immensely sad because warm colors are my favorites :<#answered#m0notropa-uniflora#something that continues to boggle my mind is that there are animals that see more colors than humans#we like to assume that our color vision is the best we can see it ALL look at that rainbow there that's the full set#yes primates are well equipped in this regard compared to many other mammals like dogs#but most birds for example have more color receptors in their eyes they have more tools to work with and their rainbow is even wider#it's like sound everyone knows we can't hear sounds that are impossibly low or too high#and we can't process wavelengths of light that are too long (infrared) or too short (ultraviolet)#only what lands between those bookends (called the visible spectrum) reads to our human eyes as “light” and subsequently “color”#I hope I've understood this correctly I'm trying to say that there's a whole layer of vision we don't have the hardware to get access to#and that's just wild to me like we are fundamentally unable to imagine a new color that isn't already included in our built-in selection#but they're definitely there the unimaginable colors are in the room with you and a common pigeon can see them#uv dlc not available for your system
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if u call me beautiful you can have my attention for 5 more minutes
#ultrakill#my art#ferryman ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#v2 ultrakill#w1 ultrakill#w1#ferryman#digital art#okay fun details#i stole the couch from the titanic yes because cmon thats really funny#w1 would probably not kill the ferryman- what that means is whatever u want it to mean#i imagine the ship still goes down though#ohh ferryman where is your angel now#aside the couch heres smth fun about w1 you might not know#it has two different colored heels! one from v1 and one from v2#why? well w1 made its body of the parts available to it. its genuine extremely unimportant#but my 4th wall reason is that it lowkey feels like an achilles heel and thats cute since its already based on another mythos#anyway hope you enjoy! i had way too much fun with this one
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for the record I think wind turbines are beautiful and are not a stain on any landscape and the sounds they make are beautiful and whenever I see one I am filled with love for human innovation and hope for the future of clean energy and if they needed to be built close to my house I would go YAYY ^_^ WAHOO ^_^ WIND TURBINE!!
#TO CLARIFY I UNDERTSTAND THE NEGATIVE ASPECTS OF WIND TURBINES#like the noise pollution and the possibility of it harming birds BUT. at the moment they are one of the best energy solutions available#this post is mainly about how lots of people think they're ugly#I saw one on a mountain in new zealand and went WOAH!!!! SO COOL!!!!! WOW ^_^#listen to my gibberish boy#fearful that this may become a banger post and that people may piss on the poor about this if you know what I mean#BUT#POSTING ANYWAY. IMPORTANT TO ME#posic#objectum#<- saw some people tag these and thought hey why not. post for you all to enjoy ^_^
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Doodle dump cause I miss that yummy texture brush from my ipad
#i did NOT mean to place the middle finger right there it was just the available space im so sorry anya love you anya#dr alto clef#dr clef#dr myriad#scp 963#myricle#clyr#chainshotgun#scp#scp foundation#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#nanuqsaurus#paleoart#toothless#httyd#scp scribbles#doodleys
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I hope this doesn't come off as a knock on the Jedi - because that's sure as hell not my intention - but I do sometimes wonder what could convince a parent to hand their young child over to them. Like, I get that the number of Jedi is miniscule compared to the expected population of the galaxy, and this whole ask is likely just the result of my modern, western, nuclear family-based upbringing. But there are times when I can barely see such a thing happening at all. I mean, if you're a Jedi Seeker, what the hell are you supposed to say to get a mother to willingly give you her infant child?
Again, I do hope this doesn't come off as a knock on the Jedi and their methods.
Maybe consider that the Jedi never seem to be actively going out there trying to convince people into giving up their children. They primarily seem to discover children on their own or who are in bad situations, or the parents call THEM of their own volition and the Jedi simply respond to the call.
You can also look at TPM and the way Qui-Gon handles it with Shmi. Now obviously Shmi and Anakin are in a somewhat different situation than most, given that they're both slaves, which would probably make Shmi's reaction to the offer different than those of regular parents, but Qui-Gon treats her as an equal to himself and as an authority regarding Anakin. He respects that authority by speaking to SHMI before he speaks to Anakin, by asking Shmi different questions about Anakin's past and his powers. And it's Shmi who picks up on what Qui-Gon is carefully NOT saying and asks if Anakin could become a Jedi. And that question lets Qui-Gon know that Shmi isn't against the offer being made to Anakin, so when he makes it official, he speaks to ANAKIN directly. But even after that, he still seems to respect Shmi's authority and her place in Anakin's life when Anakin turns to her more than once.
Shmi seems to primarily just want a better life for Anakin. Even without the slavery situation, she seems to recognize that Anakin's abilities mean that he has the opportunity for a specific career path if he wants it and she chooses to give him that opportunity because she never wants to hold him back. She recognizes that it would be cruel to deny him the opportunity simply to keep him with her.
So it's possible some parents probably view it the same way, that they're giving their child the opportunity for a better life than the one they can offer themselves.
Other parents, like Ahsoka's, seem to view being a Jedi as something of an honor. Even though they CAN give Ahsoka a good life, they recognize that Ahsoka has perhaps a greater destiny that they shouldn't stand in the way of and are HAPPY when Ahsoka shows signs of Force sensitivity. It's not just an honor for Ahsoka, it's an honor for her family and the entire village that she has the opportunity to become a Jedi. The other thing to take into account with this scenario is that the Jedi are sort-of seen as following a call to destiny of sorts, and there appear to be communities who understand that better than most, which means they're likely more inclined to let their child follow that call if the signs make themselves apparent. Groups with their own Force sects (like Lasat, Kel Dor, Chalacatans, etc) might be some of the ones more likely to understand this, which is why we see some of them with multiple family members in the Order at the same time.
These seem to be the most likely options for why a parent might give their child to the Jedi even if they love the child and would otherwise want to keep and raise them. There are also likely some parents who simply don't WANT a Force sensitive child for whatever reason, or parents who just take the first opportunity to offload an unwanted child when it presents itself. Not every parent is a good one, obviously.
I've seen some people argue that Force sensitivity might be something very difficult for a non-Force sensitive parent to deal with, and so they give the child away because they ultimately decide that they cannot appropriately raise a child with powers they cannot control. I don't really buy into this one because neither Luke nor Leia are raised by Force sensitive parents and there doesn't seem to be any issues with control there that we ever see or hear about. But it's POSSIBLE a parent might believe that they couldn't manage a child with Jedi powers and give them up on that assumption, even if it isn't true.
So, yeah, there could be any number of reasons a parent might choose to give their child to the Jedi, even if they love the child and would otherwise want to raise them. It isn't a choice that's going to be for everyone, obviously, and the Jedi have an entire list of people who have either said no or maybe/not yet that they keep in the Temple as a record. So some parents DO say no and choose to raise their children on their own even if the opportunity to give their child to the Jedi is made available to them. Or they simply need time to make the decision or want a little extra time WITH the child before giving them to the Jedi even if they know that that's ultimately what they're going to do.
I don't think the Jedi ever say anything to "get" a parent to give up a child they love. That's never their goal. Qui-Gon talks to Shmi about what Anakin's powers are and how they work, he tells her what her options are, and then leaves the rest of it up to her. All he does is give her more information to work with and an opportunity to act on it if she so desires. That's it. I can't imagine any other Jedi doing any more than that unless the situation between the parent and the child was particularly dangerous somehow and even then, I imagine there are lines they'd try not to cross. The whole episode where we see Cad Bane pretending to be a Jedi in order to convince the parents to give up their children shows us that the parents really DON'T expect the Jedi to do this kind of thing and feel perfectly entitled to say no when it happens.
It's not a choice every parent is going to make, and that's fine. It's not a choice that everyone even needs to UNDERSTAND, necessarily. Different people are going to have different ideas of what's best for their child and how to go about providing that. One parent might feel like giving their child away IS the best thing they can do for their child, even if they could give that child a wonderful life. Another parent might feel like that's the worst thing they could do to their child, even if their situation isn't ideal. These parents are likely to never understand the decision the other one made, but they're making decisions out of the same desire to protect and care for their child. Both are entirely valid choices and there isn't necessarily a right or wrong choice in this situation and that's what the Jedi would understand. All they're there to do is offer information and the opportunity to both parent and child, nothing more, nothing less. What the parent (and the child if they're old enough) does with that is entirely up to them.
#star wars#jedi#pro jedi#while luke and leia are both raised sans jedi training i feel like you can just SENSE how different these parents are#the organas would absolutely have offered leia training if it had been an opportunity available to her#they would've WANTED leia to have that option to connect to people like her#but the larses probably would've gone the other direction and chosen to not give up luke#and it doesn't mean either the organas or the larses loved their respective child more or less#they just approach raising children differently
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i misplaced my dick :(
#girl where are you#(my packer)#i hate when i do that bc i worry either it is a) out somewhere embarassing where ppl can see it or b) its gonna accidently go through the#wash or c) its on the floor under something which means it is so dusty. ew#ive been packing a lot less lately bc my bottom#dysphoria has. lifted a bit lately but i still like to have it available in case im struggling one day
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As if the fandom doesn’t already make sonadow angsty enough, the tragedy of lansoni has me in a chokehold
#lansoni#sonadow#like what do you mean doomed romance#lancelot as a more emotionally available shadow?#sonic learning to love lancelot as his own person and not just a shadow lookalike#sonic can’t abandon his home so he has to anadon lancelot#the complicated relationship with Shadow post SATBK#shadow competing with his alternate self#lancelot singing treat you better to sonic#i could go on and on
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Are there any flotation devices people can lay on? What happens if kids fall asleep on them?
Yes there are complementary tubes for guest at the waterpark but besides the big waterslide multi person tube they don’t really have much else lounging wise. Also external floatation devices can only be used in the main pools for safety reasons. (Arm floaties and swim vests are of course the exception) :)
If a kid falls asleep anywhere in the park staff will see to it that they are reunited with their parents (your park band will give you a buzz if an animatronic is currently trying to reach you)
Children will be well looked after until one of their parents arrives (don’t want anyone getting sunburned ;)
#irony of Sun protecting from the sun has not escaped me#finally got to this ask yayyyyyy#you can be tracked from your band so the buzz functions as a heads up were coming#it’s tempting to fall asleep in the park and that’s totally allowed#just know if that happens chances are you will wake up in a beach chair with an umbrella and towel over you#the park is covered with trees but that doesn’t mean your fully protected from the sun#and yes even if you applied sunscreen you should still be protected#reminder to re apply every two hours#also umbrellas are available to guests for sun or rain#the park only closes if their is thunder or other weather hazards but rain is a ok#also I recommend holding an umbrella while sitting in a tube#full coverage and it’s really fun trust me#Waterpark au#Waterspark au#Waterspark bay#Waterspark bay au#dca au#crunch art
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his fuckass loafers im losing it
#snap chats#ill take like ninety personal screenshots once he's available in-game i just ripped this from a skin showcase vid#see i dont totally hate the beard anymore now that its been rendered and i can see it better. id still prefer clean but whatever#he kinda cute all regal an lookin like rudolf from fire emblem he makin me giggle a lil 🥰 ok ill stop idk what came over me#they didnt wanna put him in chanel boots they knew i woulda made a comment .....#anyways. I CANT BELIEVE I GET WANDA AND MAGS SKINS FOR MY BIRTHDAY LIFE IS SO GOOD#my brother is not being subtle in the slightest in saying he'll get me the battlepass despite my protests so. LOL 💀#the past three weeks he be like So What Do You Want For Your Birthday 👁️👄👁️#and then we find out the skins dropping my birthday and he be like SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY 👁️👁️👄👁️👁️#LIKE GO AWAY STOP that so diabolical both of them are dropping this week tho .... i thought id have more time but no#marvels trying to kill me. beautiful woman and her cunty father thats so fucked up#i wish i could say this means i should play wanda more but the guilt id feel picking dps when 90% of the time we'd need a tank or support#just gotta bet he fastest hand in the west and have no guilt and pick dps ig ervkLEAJEAKL#anyways. im gonna go back to work FOCUS YOU FUCKER
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was told yesterday was this goobers birthday so heres a nice looking sketch i made earlier, happy late birthday to this funky little guy. i cant wait to finish this game (no spoilers in the notes plz i havent even beaten the king yet :augh:
#ive honestly been drawing a lot of siffrin lately#im playing it w/ a friend which means i gotta wait for them to be available to play more so ive just been saciating the isat hunger with art#(mainly gore lol. if you want to you can kinda see it if you zoom in on the navigator window fjsgdjhef)#isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#doodle dump
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I don't think you understand just how much I love this trickster I want to hold his face in my hands and give him smooches all day
#if i was belle i would go with whatever the hell clavis had going on#i mean come on its basically the 16th century and theres nothing to do#i could NOT sit in my room all day reading books#not to mention that the lack of music would make me go crazy#like what do you mean i cant listen to rock kpop and lady gaga and the only genre available is like classical and country#or whatever the hell they played at pubs back then idk#312005#ikepri#ikemen ouji#ikemen prince#clavis lelouch#ikepri clavis#ikemen prince clavis#ikemen prince clavis lelouch#cybird otome#cybird ikemen
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watching Call the Midwife these days is a kind of escapist fantasy where I get to imagine a world in which the NHS is fast, efficient, functional and caring
#call the midwife#but also wtf are dr turner's hours its just stunning every time someone comes in with an urgent complaint its like ah yes stroll on in#you mean he's not running 40 minutes late for every appointment and booked up till a week on wednesday??#plus hes just always available in the middle of the night fjfgghfg get the guy some sleep???
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