#with some fishy selfies

[bunnyb34r]

Knock on wood, but I think this has been one of the most peaceful and pleasant birthdays I've had

Too hot to go to the outlet mall like usual and I don't feel like going anywhere really so we're just chilling at home and I gotta be honest, it's pretty great

[songmingisthighs]

[12:24] dad!hongjoong × baby!minjae (ft. mom!reader)

⇀ having a big family, natural or chosen, could be a blessing or a curse. or both. this time ? hongjoong would rather not choose and just work. his son however, has another idea in mind

⇁ another installment of the baby xikers series finally written after an impromptu discussion about the children and their uncle wooyoung with @starlitmark LMAO LOOKIE I FINALLY WROTE THIS

wc : 1.2 k

genre : fluff ? slice of life ?? baby!xikers, dad!ateez

warning : none

It had been weeks since the big incident and Hongjoong feared his son had started to catch on the situation the parents put Wooyoung in. Or something along the line.

Two and a half weeks ago, Wooyoung took the children to the Seodaemun Museum of Natural History for an educational day. Or so he claimed because not two hours since Wooyoung sent a selfie of him and the kids at the museum entrance to the friend group chat did all of them receive a call to come collect their children (in which Wooyoung's wife was told to collect all three of hers; Junghoon, Hunter, and of course, Wooyoung). Apparently, Wooyoung had told them that they couldn't play with any of the displays which the children took as a challenge rather than a warning. Seeun, Yujun, Minjae, and Sumin tried to get on the Acrocanthosaurus display while Hyunwoo and Hunter took off their shoes and dipped their toes in the Han River section of the Nature Hall to play with the fishies and Junmin, Jinsik, Junghoon, and Yechan somehow got inside the forest ecosystem display. It would have been an easy issue to handle and even let slide had Wooyoung not stood by and taken a video of everything whilst cackling rather than trying to get everyone to stop. After that, the parents rounded together and agreed that Wooyoung was to be put under an indefinite playdate hosting and attendance ban.

Unfortunately, the children were not told of this development as some were still grounded by their parents and some were known to love their Uncle Wooyoung so they'd probably get upset. It took them a while to even notice that suddenly they were not being taken to their Uncle Wooyoung's for playdates nor did their Uncle Wooyoung show up to chaperone.

The first to be told was Jinsik because his dad, Yunho, had given up trying to cover up the issue (literally 20 minutes after Jinsik started asking) and by the time the children were being picked up from playdate at Uncle Jongho's, they were all informed and began protesting in their own ways.

It was safe to say that for the past three days Hongjoong was stuck with Minjae who turned into melted cheese as a form of protest.

"Kim Minjae," Hongjoong called out sternly towards his son who sprawled himself on top of his work bag on his bed. Hongjoong had taken a short shower when he got home only to be met with Minjae groaning and moaning like a stranded starfish on top of his work stuff. Despite being called, Minjae didn't answer and just continued moaning like an injured cat. "Kim Minjae," Hongjoong huffed again, "Please get off my work bag, you'll crush my laptop," he walked closer to his son and stood over him with his arms on his hips. For a moment, Minjae stopped his moaning and looked over to Hongjoong, "Will you take me to Uncle Wooyoung?" Hongjoong raised an eyebrow at his son trying to bargain with him, "I'll take you to the doctor to get a shot instead, how's that?" And with that, Minjae dropped his head back and resumed moaning and groaning.

Minjae kept doing so, even following his dad around who managed to get his things from under Minjae by throwing him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes (and Minjae slid right off his dad's shoulder... like a sack of potatoes). When Hongjoong was setting up his laptop in his home office, Minjae laid on the rug, when Hongjoong took a break to eat the dinner you cooked, Minjae laid across his lap and grumbled despite you trying to get him to sit up and behave when people are eating, then Minjae laid in front of the bathroom like a speed bump which almost caused Hongjoong to trip and fall.

With a sigh, Hongjoong crouched down and stared at his little boy, "Kim Minjae, if you don't cut this out right now I'm going to take you to my room," he threatened. But Minjae blinked and tilted his head, "Can we go to Uncle Wooyoung's room instead?" He asked, trying to bargain yet again. Hongjoong felt the corner of his left eye twitched and firmly stated, "No," then, Hongjoong stood up and tried walking away. Unfortunately, Minjae immediately latched onto his dad's leg and let his body be dagged away. Not even when you ran over screaming, trying to unlatch his grip on Hongjoong's leg did he relent. In fact, Minjae screeched and dug his nails into Hongjoong's leg, leaving the man soundlessly screaming and almost falling on his face. It was quite a sight to behold. Kim Minjae, your usually calm and reserved son, let out a banshee-like screech that managed to surprise the heck out of you, causing you to jump back and stare wide-eyed and as if nothing had happened, Minjae returned to his moaning and groaning while still being attached to his dad's legs.

To say that both you and Hongjoong gave up on trying to get Minjae to stop was an understatement because Hongjoong was now stuck in his home office with his son on the rug behind him moaning and groaning, causing him to lose focus which means that the situation was that bad because Kim Hongjoong doesn't lose focus on his goals. Apparently neither does Kim Minjae. Every 20 minutes or so, Minjae stopped his moaning and groaning to ask Hongjoong if he could go to Uncle Wooyoung's in all sorts of ways. As much as Hongjoong felt annoyed with the incessant behaviour, he had to admit that his favourite was when Minjae offered to prank Wooyoung on his dad's behalf as a form of revenge for the museum chaos.

The moment Hongjoong realized that the moans and groans had stopped was when Minjae finally fell asleep. It was well over 10 pm which means it was past the boy's bedtime. Knowing his relationship with sleep, Hongjoong was not at all surprised that his circadian clock had automatically shut him up. After saving his progress, Hongjoong stretched his body out slightly before getting out of his chair and crouching down next to Minjae who was creating a puddle on the rug ironically enough Wooyoung bought for Hongjoong. The way that they don't even live together anymore but Wooyoung still effectively has his grip on Hongjoong's life.

Gently, Hongjoong moved Minjae's bangs out of his face but as gentle as he was, Minjae still managed to stir and he suddenly opened his eyes. "Daddy going?" he groggily asked, lifting his head up slightly, "It's past your bedtime sir, what do you think?" Hongjoong sarcastically answered, scoffing slightly and shaking his head before scooping the barely conscious boy into his arms without much issue. "Are we going to Uncle Wooyoung's?" Minjae still managed to ask despite the fact that he was already closing his eyes again and resting his cheek on Hongjoong's shoulder. The question sent Hongjoong in disbelief but he simply shook his head, "Not tonight buddy." Thankfully, Minjae nodded and even nuzzled his face deeper, "I'll try again tomorrow," he mumbled in finality before falling back asleep.

As much as Hongjoong wanted to complain and even tell his son no, he knew there was no point. The issue was reserved for the next day. All he could hope for was that Minjae would forget or get distracted.

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[roses-r-rosie3]

Holiday Drama

Dick Grayson x M!Reader

Warning: Crack, Jason bring really nosy, Fluff

Summary: The reader is keeping a secret and Jason is gonna help Dick get to the bottom of it

A/n: This is TOTALLY not based on that one episode of modern family

Quote: “That’s definitely not how I thought this night would go”

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Jason was as bored as one could be. I mean yeah, it was Christmas, and yeah, he loved his family. But there was no drama! One may say that there was no flavor!

This year for the holidays, you and Dick decided to host a dinner at your place. So Jason… being… well.. Jason.. he decided if there wasn’t any drama that he knew of, maybe there was drama someone else knew of.

“Sooo Dick, what’s up with you and you and y/n? I’m sensing some tension” Jason asked.

Jason did not in-fact sense any tension. He just saw that you were helping Alfred cook, while Dick just sat down on the couch, mindlessly scrolling through channels on the tv. So he figured it was a safe bet.

“There is tension” Dick gasped.

Jason squealed in the inside. Finally! Something interesting! So he excitedly sat next to Dick on the couch listening to all that Dick had to say.

“Okay so, first of all, you know how he’s always extra crazy about this dinner. So every Christmas I jokingly complain about having to go home with to see his family. And this year, he said I don’t have to go, and he was totally cool about it” Dick said.

“Oh no, super fishy. So you didn’t find any clues while you were looking inside his luggage?” Jason asked.

“I didn’t go through his luggage..” Dick said.

“It’s like you want your relationship to fall apart, come on follow me” Jason sighed.

After some digging in your suitcase, Jason managed to find a first class ticket to

“Y/n why do you have a first class ticket to (Random place [soz im a bit lazy])?” Dick confronted.

“Not now, and why are you digging in my suitcase?” You asked.

“I’m sorry to interrupt but I need y/n to help me in the kitchen” Alfred said.

“Can we get back to the first class ticket thing what are we hiding?” Jason said

“Okay, I’m not sure what you have to do with this, but I bought that ticket because I’m going on a holiday trip” you said.

“You? The same person who refuses to even let me buy you something expensive?” Dick questioned.

“Can we talk about this later, I gotta help Alfred with the food” you said before walking away.

Dick and Jason sat back on the couch, talking about what just happened.

“Do you really think y/n bought himself a first class ticket?” Dick asked.

“Isn’t he like poor? Doesn’t he like, eat stuff from your backyard?” Jason questioned.

“He likes planting, yes” Dick responded

“We’ve gotta dig deeper, get y/n’s phone, check his texts” Jadon said.

“That’s an invasion of privacy I don’t even know his passcode” Dick said uneasily.

“I just need his face. I do it all the time with… uh… people” Jason said before walking up to you.

“Hey y/n, I forgot my phone in my car and I wanna take a picture of me and my favorite future brother-in-law at his gorgeous dinner” Jason smiled.

“That’s very flattering but-”

Jason ignored you and just took your phone before pretending to take a selfie. You immediately looked into the camera and smiled.

“Oh my god that looks so good, I’m gonna text it to myself” Jason

“We’re in” Jason

“Y/n, what’s up with your trip with you’re family, you’re parents don’t even know you’re gonna be there, ‘Happy holidays, wish you could spend it with us this year’” Dick

“First of all how are you snooping through my phone- You! That was false selfie” you

“You know what, forget it- forgiven. I just want today to be a special Christmas, let’s just sit down and enjoy the food” you

The entire time, Jason was whispering to everyone about the whole plane ticket thing. Before you knew it, everyone knew about it and started asking you questions. Now that everyone knew, you might as well have told them. You decided to get up from your seat and make an announcement.

“Hey everyone, I know you guys must have heard about the whole plane ticket thing, and I know everyone must be very suspicious. But the truth is…” you paused.

“Is he pausing to be dramatic or..?” Tim asked.

“What do you think?” Dick scoffed.

“The truth is, I’m planning on a new house in (random place)” You revealed.

Everyone was in shock at first, but then the questions came flooding.

“You guys are moving?!”

“What?!”

“Really?!”

“Moving?!”

“EVERYBODY STOP FOR ONE SECOND PLEASE!” Dick spoke up.

“Why didn’t you just tell me y/n?” Dick asked.

“I wanted to surprise you” you said.

“Now that the cat is out of the bag, I have another surprise” you smiled sheepishly.

“Dick, when I met you, I was immediately love struck. When we finally got together I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you” you said as you got to your knees and pulled out a box from your pocket.

“So I guess what I’m trying to say is, Richard John Grayson, will you marry me?” You smiled.

“Yes” Dick nodded as tear started to form in his eyes.

Everyone started to cheer as you put the ring on Dick’s finger. When you got up from your knee’s Dick immediately gave you a long, loving kiss.

“I love you so much” Dick sobbed with tears of joy as he hugged you.

“That’s definitely not how I thought this night would go” Jason mumbled.

[lowkeyrobin]

Can i have mcyt + cellbit with a reader who has lots of pets like reptiles, birds and mice and stuff?

ooooo okay!! I don't know too much about little rodent pets (/lh) so I had to do some research, bare w me if anything is weird or wrong lmaooo

MCYT ; animal sanctuary

includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, quackity, & cellbit

warnings ; language, talk of harm towards animals

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

"Holy shit, what is this? an animal sanctuary? this is your house???"

he loves all ur animals dw

he's afraid of the little parakeets though

he mistakes them for pigeons at first 💀���

"WHY ARE THERE SPY BIRDS IN YOUR HOUSE???"

"what⁉️⁉️"

he's jittery around the mice and rats but he comes to love them

if you have a lizard/salamander that likes to be heald/climb all over ppl, you know damn well he's allowing it to crawl all over him

so many selfies and pictures of the little critters all over his insta, tik tok and even twitter

he makes a whole segment in his show to talk about your animals 😭😭

"the first time I ever went to y/n's house, I actually almost pissed myself" cue pictures of your little critters on the screen behind him "these fuckers are so terrifying. you see that bird right there? he mocks me everytime I speak! hashtag ban rodents 2024"

RANBOO

absolutely loves the reptiles and fuzzy critters

always taking pictures of them

you two do this fun thing by inspiring outfits around your different animals

like one day it'll be a certain salamander and another it'll be one of your birds

loves handfeeding the critters

loves posting their goodnight pics with one of your critters in hand/climbing on them

you guys go to animal shelters if you wanna find a new pet or buddy for a critter of course

yall always get the ones with the saddest backstories and shit

ranboo gets an axolotl

they're obsessed with her, and is so good at raising the fishy lizard 🫶

you bring a salamander over to meet the fish and they have a connection istg

ranboo takes a pic and posts it to Twitter; "two best friends in two different worlds"

is probably slightly afraid of the birds at first, they're scared of being bit

uses funny pictures of your animals as reaction memes

FREDDIE BADLINU

absolutely loves all your little critters

loves all the colors of them as well, especially the reptiles and birds

if you have a snake, he's terrified to get near it but will always take pictures of it climbing all over you

"You feed him spiders?? 😨😨😨"

he's the bird master

birds all over him all the time, he's a walking bird nest

always taking pics of/with your animals

if you have hamsters, good lord he's paying more attention to them than you 😭😭

"hiiiii, how are you today?"

"why do you actually care about my mice more than me"

also loves taking to the birds that talk back

has genuine conversations with them too

you do a cooking stream and he HIDES A RAT IN HIS HAIR FOR TEN MINUTES

"what the fuck"

"BAHAHAHHAA"

NIKI NIHACHU

absolutely adores all your little creatures

always has to show them off online

and always telling stories on stream

"y/n has this one salamander and she likes to nibble fingers, and one time-"

always taking cute pics with the pets that like to be heald/like to climb on people

she's literally an animal godess I swear

she's a critter whisperer sorry not sorry

always taking videos of funny moments / when you're giving all them time outside the cage

there's always birds on her shoulder, sleeping beauty ass 😭🙏

literally becomes a photographer for ur pets, she takes the best pictures ever

she makes them little hats and accessories 😭😭😭

always buying them toys as well

in the middle of the night you'll be awoken with the RMRMRMRMRMRM of the hamster wheel she got the hamsters

ALEX QUACKITY

"HOLY SHIT WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY FUCKING ANIMALS?"

literally has to make a note on his phone to keep track of all the names

he is not touching no damn reptile

always posting pics online

you guys start fostering critters as well

turns on loud meme music and has a concert with the mice

he knows how to call the birds like he's fucking sleeping beauty

"how tf did you just do that???"

"magic"

"okay then 🤨"

you foster a duck together that had her wings clipped

you name her together (it's named daisyhq I can't even make this up. you did the hq btw)

mice and rats all over him and his desk 24/7

and he'll gladly show them off on stream

"can we get a parrot?"

"my brother in christ we already have two birds?"

CELLBIT

also lovessss your critters

he genuinley has conversations with the birds

so many pictures of your animals on his social media LMAO

he names the new ones (you left it all up to him) the most random things

always asking you about toys before he buys them because he feels bad because what if they're lonely and sad but he doesn't wanna potentially hurt them either

always fucking around with the birds when they're hyper

also plays tag with the mice/rats

also loves showing them off on stream and ranting about them for a solid ten minutes

he finds a rat on the qsmp and names it after one of your rats

walks back in the house one day with a rat like "I found a friend! :D"

"Holy shit bro"

selfies with critters in his hair >>>>

alright this is all I got this took me way too long...

[kyndredravenstories]

Eyes of Infinity: The Photo Session WIP 2

WIP progress part 2! I know...I wasn't supposed to keep going with this picture, but my basement flooded last night and I'm stuck at home and my tablet was calling me...

Seriously, though...Guys, what happened here?? Suddenly this went from a sexy 3-some drama/romance cover pose to a full blown Glint Photo Session! MC went full glam!

(I guess she was jealous because of Rafayel's fabulous hair so she made me work half a day for her hair too)

Rafayel is secretly fuming about WHY she has a Mephy sticker on her phone. Sylus looks SMUG AF when Rafayel whines about this. MC blushes and doesn't know what to say >_>

Calm down, my soulmate fishie. Sylus is NOT the favorite, I swear!

If only I could draw chibi's so I could make a cute little comic about them fighting to take this selfie!

Please DO NOT REPOST without original link, thank you!!

[zayne-snowman]

[ texts Zayne ]

Dr. Zayne.

I wish I was your stethoscope or something.

At least that instrument gets more attention than me.

Maybe I should be a cat? So that I can scare off @rafayel-fishie ( he's making me work alot and also underpaying me ) and also get your attention.

Dr. Zayne, also could you please give me the privilege to see your beautiful face.

Send me your selfies.

I think my wallpaper feels rather lonely.

And me as well.

Give me simping material aka your photos.

From now on, I identify as a certified Dr. Zayne simp.

What? I can tell from here, you are gonna say I'm being dramatic butttt what is love if you can't even show your loved one the love you hold for them.

Perhaps you are busy, but just remember you can always confide yourself in my arms and I'll embrace you listening to all your worries and tensions. - 🌷

Like my stethoscope, I always carry you near my heart. You have no reason to be jealous.

You have my approval on the cat transformation. I only see benefits.

You have so many pictures of me already. I think we should take some together instead.

What is a "simp"?

I'm here if you need me too. I'll always answer as quick as I can.

[dustbon]

The Starlight Accolades 

Juli got all dolly molly to attend the ✨Starlight Accolades✨ the weekend after her birthday. She felt like a tru celebrity! But... you know, she was more like a little fishy with greatness delirium among sharks. 

No one knew her, she didn’t understand why Nancy Landgraab forgot her hair that night and she lost over a dude in an armor. Not her best night. At least she took some cute selfies for her ‘gram!

[bunnakit]

🌸 people i want to get to know better: the game 🌸

thank you for the tags my loves @theelast-straw and @writerwithoutsound - i know i've done this before but the answers are constantly changing and i'm always getting new followers so it's always worth doing again

last song 🌸 middle of the night - monsta x

favorite color 🌸 pastel pink! but really any pastels

currently watching 🌸 aaahh nothing really? occasionally i watch some kingdom: legendary war or wanteez

last movie 🌸 lmao i wasnt feeling very good the other day and was in vc with my bestie and he just randomly turned on the land before time and we, two [insert and redact genders] in our 30s sat enraptured by a movie we hadn't seen in easily over 20 years

sweet, spicy or savory 🌸 i absolutely love spicy food, savory is a close second, and sweet in very small doses (but mostly things like dark chocolate)

last thing you googled 🌸 kim hongjoong height - i wanted to see if he was taller than me but he's way taller than i thought he was and so significantly taller than me (not a difficult feat)

relationship status 🌸 married 5 yrs this year (9 yrs together)

current obsession 🌸 ATEEZ, my newest OC Singh

selfie/another picture you took 🌸 ough i have no new selfies since i've been sick but here you can have this one from PRIDE last year below the read more

tagging @sparklyeyedhimbo (bc people always deserve to know about kali) @maxescheibechlinichacheli @fishy-lava @mondstalgia @morathicain

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Hera helping Mama an Papa cook a fish for Auntie Blake's birthday

Hera stared down at the floppy fish in the pan. Her mama was helping her with the spata-thingy to move the fish around. She wanted to make sure it was cooked super duper well for her Auntie Blake!

---LATER---

Blake lowered her book down to the floor after she heard a small, muffled "Grrf!" next to her. Blake was surprised, and reluctant to say, jumped to see Hera sitting down and looking up at her. A small fish toy was in her mouth and a small envelope was balanced on her head. Blake could see her name on the envelope so she gingerly reached down and took it. After quickly tearing it open, she read a very short message.

Happy birthday Blake from Hera and your sister team JNPR! When you get this, message Jaune and he'll send you something super special!

-Pyrrha

As Blake was reading the note, she started doing just as it asked. Not 10 seconds after sending the message, she received a reply with an image attached. When she opened it, she was greeted by an animated image of the same puggle that was sitting next to her sitting in front of a pan. In the pan was a toy fish that looked just like the one Hera was carrying, flopping around as it was pushed with a spatula. It actually looked a little like Hera herself was moving it.

As she was watching the GIF several times, she got another message.

Hera worked really hard on your big birthday meal!

Blake looked away from her scroll and back down to Hera. When Hera saw her Auntie looking at her again, her tail started wagging all over again! She padded forward just a bit closer to the bed, holding her head up high, and offered the fishy up to her Auntie.

Blake was unsure about what to do for a good minute. Her past dislike of dogs wasn't as strong as it used to be, but she just didn't know what to make of what was happening. Then she remembered how cute Hera had been when she finally got over her phobia and played fetch with her. So Blake slowly closed her book and slowly reached down, taking the fish toy from Hera who freely let go as soon as Blake's hand was on it. "U-uuuh... Thank you Hera?"

Hera sprang to her feet, her little tail wagging quickly. She let out a very excited "Aiip!" and proceeded to run in a few circles before bouncing over to the dorm room's door, which Blake now just realized was open, and happily bounded outside. Blake's acute hearing could easily pick up excited praise being showered on Hera from the dorm across the hall.

Blake picked up her book, still looking at the door, but as she was about to look back down and continue reading, a message notification pinged on her scroll. She opened it up to see another message from Jaune.

Thanks a ton Blake! Hera was really happy you liked her gift. Happy birthday and I hope we didn't bother you too much after you asked for some peace and quiet today!

Blake felt herself slowly start smiling as she saw a picture attached to the message. It was of Team JNPR all looking into the camera, all smiling in their own unique way. Blake noticed that Jaune was closer than everyone else, indicating that he was probably taking the picture selfie style. Blake also noticed that Hera was in Pyrrha's arms and had an equally big smile with her tongue hanging out.

Blake put down her scroll and just thought for a moment before finally opening her book again and continued reading.

The fish toy safely resting on her stomach as she read.

Happy (late) Birthday to Blake Belladonna!

[lucifersloveydoveyhomie]

Idol!Lucifer x Fan!MC

(Part 1)

Lucifer was a famous Idol of the hit boy band, the Mourning Stars, along with his 6 other brothers. You always loved how cold and cool he was, always handled the band and always knew what to do in stage to impress the audience. Finally after so much hard work u were able to get some tickets to their show! You were just a broke college student so u never thought u could get a glimpse of them in your lifetime. When the day finally came you practically skipped home after college to get ready for the concert…however nothing prepared u for the after show.

mc’s pov:

You arrived at the concert, smiling like an idiot.

“Hey”

*you turned to the familiar voice to see your bestie Solomon, ur friend u made since u entered RAD university. He has helped u with adjusting to ur life in college now that u are on ur own…though his cooking has almost brought the end of ur new chapter to a early close*

“Solomon” *you rushed to him and grabbed him by his shirt, shaking him*

“Oh my god we are here! WE CAN FINALLY SEE THEM IN THE FLESH”

Solomon smiled already use to ur fangirling.

*you released him* “man this is so cool”

Solomon chuckled, “you really are excited for this concert…though this is ur first time”

You then playfully frowned,” mm yeah i wonder..its is expensive but also CAUSE U TOOK 13 INSTEAD OF ME”

Solomon nervously, “well you did have covid so..”

“….ok u have a point”

*after some more small the talk the two of u went to ur seats, u immediately took a selfie with solomon and posted it to ur instagram, u hardly have any followers just some online friends, and random accounts. However u just liked posting not caring for followers*

Solomon, “hey i got a suprise for u”

“Hm?”

*solomon then pulled out two mourning star glow sticks, one pink and one blue*

Solomon smiled and handed the blue one to you. “I know u LOVE Lucifer”

You beamed and”thank you so much solomon…ill pay u back for it”

Solomon shook his head, “no no its a gift, plus i owe u for all the times u saved me from being evicted for all the fires i caused in my dorm”

You hesitated but nodded, u lit ur glow stick up and smiled and waited for them to preform.

Lucifer’s POV:

Lucifer was in his room, hearing his brothers mammon and asmo fight again, beel ripped his outfit and levi is fresking out as usual…and if course satan is just…satan..Lucifer shut his door and sighed…he sat in his chair and ernt on his phone to unwind…he isnt one to post, he only does it for his manager diavolo..however he kept a private one for himself wothout any worry of fans watching him like posts and make a big deal. He came across a small account he enjoyed, they always posted good pictures. It wasn’t popular but he always looked at the photos…how this person lived a notmal life wothout to much eyes on them, having many friends…he was so prideful he just wouldnt admit it but was…jealous.

Was it a mistake to have him and his brothers be like this? Idols?

The thought was interrupted by a post, two smiling friends…at his concert. He wasnt shocked they were a fan of him afterall, he was just shocked to see them here…the tickets are pricey…frankly he followed the account back on accident but forgot to unfollow however he rarely posts anyway so no one knows its the idol Lucifer so there was no hatm in getting to know the backround of some of his fans…he then spotted a familiar face…Solomon or “wizardcaster69”, he is aware of their relationship. He has been up to date with their posts purely out of curiosity, he was a old friend in high school. Yet how would he have ties with soemone from this account…its fishy

Knowing how he was back then lucifer had to know who this person next to Solomon…talk to them one on one

(I hope u guys like this oart, im new to fanfics so ill try and come back to fix this)

[burdened-boy]

on social media, all of arma's usernames are some shit like armaisdera9283822 and her bios are very fishy and generic, like "hiiiii i like having fun" and the only things on there are 3 random selfies with no caption

then she wonders why everyone blocks her, except for boomers

[stormyblue90]

Another day another adventure for Cobalt!

Enjoying some sun and flowers!

Checking out some birbs

Some nice little fishies!

For some reason this exhibit reminds me of Kamino…

Look it’s a Porg!

That’s a BIG Tooka!

And finally Cobalt’s favorite! The ocelot.

Selfie time!

[circusmothman]

April - “University AU”

Next entry for the monthly prompt, a tad bit late but I had it mostly done yesterday so it counts even if delayed. That last week of the month was just a no-go for art due to electrical issues, the laptop being out of commission for a few days due to Noisy Fan(tm), and then me also being away over the weekend. But at least I still managed to get the lineart done during my trip.

Similar to last month, we got another AU, but this time it’s the College/University AU, which... I know it doesn’t look like it in the drawing itself, but it is a scene from it. X’D Namely one of Indrel and Mircea’s first dates. Spooder, being the heccin child he is sometimes, wanted to go to the aquarium. He also wanted a kiss by the fishies and a selfie as proof, so this is basically it.

Some details about the AU itself, it was coined by my friend as an attempt to have a more wholesome AU, since they had the tendency to pepper in angst a lot. So they came up with this genuinely cute story, yes it is a student+prof relationship, but it’s on the wholesome side, to quote “Wow this isn’t even my major, hes ten years older, and he should go on a date with me” X’D Mircea was just having a massive crush on his psychology prof and just trying to get Indrel’s attention. Alas, while Lila kept it wholesome, I was the one to bring the angst for once because I realized Indrel would be suffering a lot more from his war trauma in this AU since he is lacking the mental state that let him manage it in canon. Which is how we still ended up with angst and more conflict in the story. It was even going so well, until Mircea decided to test boundaries, went to touch Indrel’s scars despite being told they’re a trigger, aaaaand got his jaw cracked for it. Don’t mess with a traumatized war vet, especially when they tell you not to touch trigger points because they will reflexively lash out :))))

Things were a bit tense for a while after that but they did end up apologizing and rebuilding the relationship. As rocky as the start was, Indrel was quite lonely in this AU and actually having a friend (and later partner) in his life helped him manage the trauma better and overcome the fear of accidentally hurting others as he gained more control over his triggers. Now if only it wasn’t for the anxiety of potentially losing his job over getting involved with a student, at least both of em are grown ass adults. Also doesn’t help that Mircea, territorial lil thing he is, kept purposefully spraying Indrel’s clothes with perfume and leaving make-up stains. At least he was smart enough to not use any cosmetics he actually uses on himself. So as far as everyone else knew, the prof had simply found a lady friend. Indrel was less pleased, but alas, he chose the brat and would stick with him X’D

I was also debating on how extravagant Mircea would be dressing in this AU, especially for just a fun date at an aquarium, buuut Lila had established that he still retains his expensive tastes from canon, and thus he is once more whored up as always. Also experimented with his hair a bit, since he does have a few variations, this time based it on the one other drawing we had of this AU.

[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

I bravely de-anon for this ask 🙈 Inspired by recent asks: Do we know how exactly these invitations to Till's special parties went? Was it like "Hey, wanna come to the R+ afterparty with a chance to meet TL? You can make a selfie and there will be lots of other showbiz people so it will be great fun and an opportunity."? Or more like "So, there will be this party with only TL and a bunch of other 18-22 year old women. He then will choose who he wants to have sex with. No phones allowed. Up for it?" Because for me it would really make a difference in how I see all this. If advertised as the latter then I would have no problem as everybody is in the know. If you don't dare to state it as it is then you know yourself that there is sth fishy. I think that this is kind of the root of my uneasiness with all this. I still would not have respect for TL doing this (especially on bandtime) but if everybody involved is on the same page I say go for it. But if not...

Hi non-anon 😊

Well, i'm the wrong person to ask, as i have never been anywhere near close enough to go or be asked for an afterparty 😊 and with everything that happened in recent months, i think it's pretty difficult to get an unbiased story (from either side) about how it happens.

All i know is that a few days before a show, Alena would post on her IG an ask 'who is going' and after shows, ladies would post on their own IG pictures from Row0 thanking 'my angel' Alena, and usually tagging Till, sometimes Richard or other bandmembers too.

There have been loads of stories told and retold over the years about afterparties and 'Till's special afterparties' and if the last one were actually a thing or not (from what i've read, things seem to have changed in that regard over the last couple of years), if you go on the Rammstein subreddit (maybe on the 'Lindemann' subreddit for Till's other band too) and search for posts about 'Alena' from a bit longer ago (let's say before april 2023), you'll find several including the discussions that followed with others who had their own opinions.

I personally know no one who attended an afterparty, i know via social media some who told me of the proces (randomly being approached by Alena and invited), but as i only know their social media persona, i have no idea how legit those stories are.

Also, with everything that happened, maybe more interesting than what happened in the past, is if the proces will remain the same in the future, or those involved have learned and taken some lessons to heart. I expect we will see what happens with the upcoming 'Till Lindemann' tour 🌺

[intolerancecare]

I wrote a dreamy story on how I will never be a concubine even if I think I love a person. I know there is an unsettling no. But I want to highlight the sacrifice.

This is shameful...

I've been dismissing this to someone who will never be and who will never like me. I had a way. I was not affected. When an opportunity to be a friend came, I talked to him again. Somewhere there was a no. I didn't understand what he meant. That maybe it was wrong to talk to him. BTW, Thanks to suits. I ended it with a decision that I'll end this with wishing to be at least his assistant. I didn't understand why my inner voice was somebody else. Oh yeah it's a no.

I don't know how to end a complication but I know it will end. I also decided to keep what I uttered. And start what That effing bastard doesn't want to finish. That was the only time that I talked to this bastard on the phone, this time I am more powerful than him. If I'll fail, I thought, I'll leave the place. Luckily, I was answered. I liked somebody. Something that I can tell that bastard so he will believe that I never really liked him more than a friend like kuya Mon If the situation was different at the time that he asked and that when he never gave me decency, that try didn't grow. At that time, I also realized that for adults it is not applicable to say that "I am one of the boys" I used to be like that in Highschool, that girl didn't grow. I was waiting for something to be ready. That's why I decided that I'll finish that boyish girl. I said I will not talk to kuya Mon also. (Angel the celebrity: surprisingly that painting came to life. Is this a Dominican sisterhood thing) So there, when I was able to find another one, I grabbed it swiftly, Somehow, I lived again. So many funny lines there, so sad, kuya antonio left, when I saw him, he seems angry, maybe he learned part of the complication that is already gone for me. That bastard still had the thickness of face to be friends. But you know it was a sweet victory. I never really liked him. I was able to get away from his crooning deceit and manipulation. Hey, I'm just a conversationalist. Anyway, I failed again with this getaway man. but I've found a new friend. More laugh to mend some wounds. Unfortunately, somebody made a selfie again I don't know why, but later on I think he meant he's Allister so somewhere again, there is a no. I know. Then the stressed came in, that fishy vagina smell and all...

So, I decided to leave... Last day, it was still a no. I am also surprised that it's still there and here. I can't do anything anymore. Maybe you can do something to make it end. So, I can live again. Not through the likes of that porcelain lady or Cherry. Bluntly. I can accept.

Why I am here? Because I've done all ways to regain my life why up to work my misfortune are them? Why does the train of thoughts doesn't stop. I decided to tell all the secrets, all the questions and all the anger that I kept. Maybe my life will change. I want to live.

I'm sorry. I will live. I will see... Haha wanting to done Ceasar's? Funny. I'll make sure to dine at that palace.

[joe-moi]

maybe i am reading joe's body language wrong but he doesn't super into pda and chase as much as chase seems to be into joe.

it looks like he was only smiling big when she took a selfie with him on her phone or whatever they were doing in those pics.

she seemed like she was grinning ear to ear and joe seemed in my eyes a bit uncomfortable.

maybe their just hooking up and it isn't serious.

if they are together and its new, they better slow their roll or it isn't going to last long.

as for thelma being maika's dog i did not know joe had given her thelma.

i also thought joe moved to nyc to be closer to his family and for more privacy.

keeping a low profile or whatever.

so the whole pap photos of him and chase are kind of fishy to me.

he seems like a pretty private person.

I think that he is, for the most part, a private person. Which is why I think that being papped this soon was probably not something he very much enjoyed. I do think him and Chase are together in some capacity, but I still think that she called the paparazzi . I don’t know about him moving to New York to be closer to family and for more privacy, I’m sure that both of those things were part of that decision. And I agree it definitely looked like she was more into it than he was. She was putting on a show for the cameras.