#with some buckets of stone / a jorts god took the throne
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30Jun24
Cos the footy match wasn't on view,
One festival set made the news:
A telly on trolley
(Rocks carried by Oli) —
Hail the new God of Glasto: our Lou!
#larry#louis#louis tomlinson#glastonbury 2024#i'm obsessed with this story#glasto wasn't showing the footy#and england was playing slovakia in the euro today#so louis popped out to argos#and got a big flat screen tv and a generator#filled some buckets with rocks#(which oli and lewis carried because louis would never)#and braced the tv stand in the buckets then sat them in a trolley#a crowd quickly gathered round#and louis became the hero after jude bellingham scored a 95th minute bicycle kick goal#then harry kane scored and england won the game and is headed to quarterfinals#all the media outlets have picked up the story#and it's so perfect#louis in his element being a man of the people#getting truly organic attention with no stunts#take a lesson lthq#also glastonbury needs to invite him to the lineup next year#i wrote so many drafts today#please enjoy some discarded lines:#with some buckets of stone / a jorts god took the throne#some go-ers wear wellies / and some bring their tellies#limerick-lt#june 30#2024
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