#with normal junk food

[fatgirlgetsfitatlast]

Seen at the car repair shop yesterday....

THE CHOICE TO EAT HEALTHY...

THE CHOICES:

[spirit-lanterns]

I know I wouldn't last as a bunny because I'd be crawling back to Topaz with the biggest and saddest eyes, looking up and just begging for more of the super flavourful foods even though I know I'm gonna hurt after I eat them

HELP POOR TOPAZ. She’s always gonna be in trouble because she can’t help but give in and feed you the most flavorful foods you’ve ever tasted in your life 😭

It’s come to the point where every time Topaz visits the casino, she sneaks in a bag of chips or candy and feeds them to you when the HSR women or Boss isn’t looking. This usually backfires however because you’re left rolling on the floor with your hands on your tummy, whimpering from the indigestion while Topaz tries her best to make you better before others notice.

This is so sad…

[snixx]

atta noodles is a fucking crime against humanity and the most atrocious excuse for food ever invented hope this helps:)

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

killua is so important to me like. yeah he was raised by a murder cult and regularly tortured and knows like 500 different ways to kill a guy. but also he's just a kid! and he's silly ! and gon is his best friend and being around his best friend makes him silly!! they're just kids! they're so little! :(

[seventh-district]

sometimes it’s late at night and you’re cleaning your room and you come across a few old black and white photos of a young girl and you stare at them for a long minute wondering how on earth they got lost in an old Kroger shopping bag with an unopened pack of cigarettes and a receipt dated 2017.

and you look at the girl in the pictures sat on the floor of someone’s home you don’t recognize, smiling and playing with a set of keys and a tiny part of you feels like it recognizes her but you aren’t sure.

and you flip the pictures over hoping to find some sort of annotation that would give you context and all you find is the year 1964 stamped in tiny font along the edge.

and you flip them back over and time stands still as you realize that the recognition you feel is because she looks so much like you once did and next thing you know your hands are sweating and shaking and you have to sit on the floor because you’re crying so hard because it hits you all at once that you’re looking at your mother.

[miss-umman-manda]

nothing fills me with such a deep sense of existential dread quite like having to sit through an allergen training

[mybrainproblems]

honestly so thrilling to see this much drowley on the dash. i am thriving!

[alukaforyou]

i can sleep thru a lot of things but the sound of my cat abt to throw up immediately wakes me up, that is rly mom core of me. my kids are so pampered and fed well, the premium foods and snacks, but my dumb son rly decided to eat styrofoam one hour after dinner like rly?? u just ate tho??? he puked it up this morning and my sis is monitoring him for signs of blockage in case he needs to go to the er but seriously 😭😭😭 baka....

[hylianane]

(gets ignored by my group of friends that i’ve known my whole life when i try to ask as carefully as possible if they want to maybe go out to eat with me on my birthday): :,(

(remembers I now have new people in my life who are always enthusiastic about going out with me, and try out new games and anime just because i told them i like them, and say insane shit to me like “I really wanna do this thing but Only if you’re there as well when I do it because having you there with me is what makes it special”): :D

[possamble]

that really took ALL DAY goodnight

[jlm-syndrome]

Previous post but about falafel/sabich😭

[welcometobrightvale]

u know what i care about way more than getting rid of pets' dislikes. they NEED to stagger restock times.

idc if the way things are now helps prevent bots and scalpers. im just trying to do my daily quest log and EVERY shop i try is sold out. i go to the games room. come back. i missed restock AGAIN

[ace-with--a-mace]

the truth is i actually get so insanely jealous

[sensitivegoblin]

Life update high ramble

[vimbry-moved]

the sentiment of "junk food rep," where a character or general story is for whatever reason a largely negative portrayal of something (baiting, derogatory stereotype, etc.) but you like it anyway, also applies to celebrity friends of the same gender who, up until around the 2010s when this began to sound a tasteless punchline, make at least one joke in their career about appearing gay. not at all similar in it being representation just to be Clear, but in that I know I should disapprove but it's also really funny, in parent-laughing-while-scolding-their-kid sort of way.

[teaboot]

Sometimes I think a lot about my mom's cat

My mom's cat is a common domestic shorthair we found on the side of the road as a kitten

Regular cat, not a maine coon or one of those massive breeds. His mom was smaller than a loaf of bread

But in a sort of a Clifford The Big Red Dog situation, he grew super fast, and really really big, and took a super long time to stop growing

Worried that she was overfeeding him, she eased back his portions, but he stayed a massive round baby

When he started having kidney problems, she took him to the vet.

The vet took a look at him and said, "holy fuck, what are you feeding him", checked the nutritional listings on his chow, and told her "Yeah, maybe he's reacting badly to the amount of grain in this, try a meatier diet"

So my mom wound up special-ordering this specific high-protein prescription cat food made of like. Kangaroo meat or some shit that cost like sixty bucks a bag

And, as typical act two in an episode of House, he somehow got worse on the fancy specialized stuff that was supposed to be Primo Athlete Olympic Feline Blend

Like. WAY worse. His guts were inflamed and his kidneys were shutting down and he was all sore and HE WAS STILL HUGE, just miserable and sad

So shetook him back to the vet, where they had to help him pee (he was apparently close to bursting and had some kind of blockage too) and went "Yeah no this is NOT normal and we don't know what's going on, we're gonna do some tests but in the meantime you should go back to what he was eating before, at least that wasn't actively killing him" so she did

And he still wasn't great, but he also improved

And so they take his blood and do an ultrasound and a couple g's later she gets a call back like "this is gonna sound crazy, but we want you to put him on a low-meat diet. Just the least amount of protein and iron and shit. We need you to find the grainiest, filler-iest dollar tree kibble available and give him some of that bad bad shit"

And my mother is a woman of science. So she did

And he GOT BETTER

His energy picked back up, inflammation went down, he started drinking normally again, got back to pissing like a fuckin champion

And so it turns out that out of all the random ass freeway bonus cats we possibly could have scooped out of a ditch, WE got the one-in-a-million freak of nature with a SPECIFIC genetic defect that means a paleo protein free range diet is essentially poison and he THRIVES on cheap ass garbage

Like. He medically NEEDS junk food

I dont really understand how that works, but i cant argue with results.

If we had four of him, they'd outweigh my mom. And he's FINE

Also blind, but that's unrelated

Im not using him as a symbol or a metaphor or anything. I just keep catching myself thinking about my mom's Big Fucking Cat