#with normal junk food

[fatgirlgetsfitatlast]

Seen at the car repair shop yesterday....

THE CHOICE TO EAT HEALTHY...

THE CHOICES:

[spirit-lanterns]

I know I wouldn't last as a bunny because I'd be crawling back to Topaz with the biggest and saddest eyes, looking up and just begging for more of the super flavourful foods even though I know I'm gonna hurt after I eat them

HELP POOR TOPAZ. She’s always gonna be in trouble because she can’t help but give in and feed you the most flavorful foods you’ve ever tasted in your life 😭

It’s come to the point where every time Topaz visits the casino, she sneaks in a bag of chips or candy and feeds them to you when the HSR women or Boss isn’t looking. This usually backfires however because you’re left rolling on the floor with your hands on your tummy, whimpering from the indigestion while Topaz tries her best to make you better before others notice.

This is so sad…

[bunnieswithknives]

Cursed idea: DHMIS and Bugsnax crossover AU

real

[antidotefortheawkward-art]

Realized that in my Immortality Speedrun AU, even though Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing likely wouldn't have had the opportunity to get thrown from Heaven since they'd be working overtime at their posts, Ao Lie very much would still have the opportunity to land himself on death row as a prince, so.... Sun "An enemy of Heaven is an ally of mine" Wukong gets a roommate for buddy comedy reasons

[ID: 1. An illustration of Ao Lie and Sun Wukong. Ao Lie is in his princely attire, but notably disheveled. His green outermost robe is hanging half open, with burnt and ripped hems. The red sash at his waist is hanging in tatters as well. His hair is loose down his back and he's holdining a sword in his right hand. Sun Wukong is in his human disguise, wearing an open checkered daoist's robe. His white inner robe is not tucked into his pants and a red dudou is peeking out from underneath it. He's staring at a book in his left hand while chewing on a piece of willow, his right hand scritching his chin thoughtfully.

2. A sketched comic, with Ao Lie in teal and Sun Wukong in orange. In the first panel, Ao Lie bursts into a cave in a rush. In the second panel, Sun Wukong is sitting on the floor of the cave next to a table, looking at Ao Lie at the cave's entrance. SWK says, "Uh. Hi? This cave is already occupied." In the third panel, Ao Lie attempts to pull otu his sword in surprise, crying out "Stay back!" before he's interrupted by Sun Wukong casting a freezing spell "定!". In the fourth panel, Sun Wukong has a cheerful but annoyed facial expression as he approaches the frozen Ao Lie. He says, "LOL Nice try, punk- Now what the hell are you doing in my cave?", then, "Wait a min-". In the fifth panel, Sun Wukong is looking up at Ao Lie with a surprised and incredibly amused expression, exclaiming, "Wait- You're the Ao kid who managed to set his father's palace on fire underwater!". Ao Lie looks back at him with a tense expression, saying, "Please don't tell me you're gonna hand me in." To which Sun Wukong replies, "Hell no I won't!"

3. A sketched comic, again with Ao Lie in teal and Sun Wukong in orange. In the first panel, Sun Wukong is reading some plans in the foreground and Ao Lie is in the background. Sun Wukong says, "Xiao Long, could you head out and fetch me some lingzhi? I'm fresh out. In the second panel, Ao Lie responds, "I'm a prince who has an active warrant out for his arrest, and you're just some rogue brewing illegal immortality. Wouldn't it make more sense to go out yourself?" In the third panel, an unimpressed Sun Wukong presses a basket to Ao Lie's chest. Sun Wukong says, "I've got arrest warrants for crimes you wouldn't even imagine. Plus, it's my magic and my cave keeping you hidden, so pull your weight, Princey." Ao Lie rolls his eyes and has his hands up in a mock defeated pose. End ID]

[dykrophone]

atta noodles is a fucking crime against humanity and the most atrocious excuse for food ever invented hope this helps:)

[davinaclare]

the next person that tells me what i need is to be around more people is gonna die, i literally just went outside for half an hour and i already hate people 10% more

[mybrainproblems]

honestly so thrilling to see this much drowley on the dash. i am thriving!

[alukaforyou]

i can sleep thru a lot of things but the sound of my cat abt to throw up immediately wakes me up, that is rly mom core of me. my kids are so pampered and fed well, the premium foods and snacks, but my dumb son rly decided to eat styrofoam one hour after dinner like rly?? u just ate tho??? he puked it up this morning and my sis is monitoring him for signs of blockage in case he needs to go to the er but seriously 😭😭😭 baka....

[hylianane]

(gets ignored by my group of friends that i’ve known my whole life when i try to ask as carefully as possible if they want to maybe go out to eat with me on my birthday): :,(

(remembers I now have new people in my life who are always enthusiastic about going out with me, and try out new games and anime just because i told them i like them, and say insane shit to me like “I really wanna do this thing but Only if you’re there as well when I do it because having you there with me is what makes it special”): :D

[possamble]

that really took ALL DAY goodnight

[bagilgulhaze]

Previous post but about falafel/sabich😭

[welcometobrightvale]

u know what i care about way more than getting rid of pets' dislikes. they NEED to stagger restock times.

idc if the way things are now helps prevent bots and scalpers. im just trying to do my daily quest log and EVERY shop i try is sold out. i go to the games room. come back. i missed restock AGAIN

[ace-with--a-mace]

the truth is i actually get so insanely jealous

[dragonatthedinnertable]

Fuck, it sucks to be depressed AND on a diet.

I made Healthy Banana & Oat Weight-Loss Cookies, and they taste like cardboard. Boring cardboard. And that's with cocoa powder & cinnamon added.

[kwangyanese]

myville on twitter has forreal gone insane and it's so fucking ridiculous bc they would be retweeting things about whats going on and then on the same breath defend the girls consuming st*rbucks and mcd*nalds bc either "they don't know better" (infantilizing idols) or "they didn't do it on purpose" (pretending idols are dumb when it comes to world issues or trying to pass the blame to the staff) or saying it wasn't as bad because they weren't actively promoting it like other idols. it genuinely just became a fanwar and most mys are either ignoring it or defending them. like they genuinely do not care at all.

[hooved]

i know everyone's told me to rest because i'm sick but i just can't. it doesn't feel right. i need to do everything i can rn because i'm scared that any second we'll be told to get out NOW