#with lil clownfish buddy

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✨ Mermay!! ✨

[tomogari]

Two new reference sheets I finished! I look forward to uploading these characters and refs on artfight this year!

[fried-eggs152]

What are your Phineas and Ferb ships and how do you imagine their dynamics? Love your blog btw! :)

I saw this question and suddenly I wasn’t as tired as I thought I was I sat up and ran to the kitchen I felt like entrapta

(Thank you so much)

OK OKOK!! I have a couple in hand not much but some :D (I went on a rant I’m so sorry)

Let’s start with my two obvious favourites

1. Buford x phineas, sure bully x nerd cliche but this is a different type of relationship I see.

Slowly but surely they become close friends and even buddies, I feel like Buford would be a the same just less defensive with phineas and his random unhinged moments. Usually listening phineas rant about what seems to be a bug (or other things) and what type of bugs he’s allowed and not allowed to eat (summer belongs to you episode), and Buford would talk about his fish they both could keep each other going if they didn’t have their best friend (baljeet and ferb) they can remind each other of the small things they forget say perhaps phineas waking up as early as Buford does. Or reminding Buford to take care of himself once in a while that type of thing. As much as Buford tried to be a bully he has a limit of being a bully and honestly he isn’t so bad of a guy and I can see phineas reading that pretty well.

Their dynamic would be like..not like baljeet and Buford’s it just as much as a symbiotic relationship but a lil differently. Clownfish and anemones!!! That’s their relationship! Buford’s the anemone and phineas is the clownfish! (Ironic because of his shirt) it’s healthy and they keep each other going and safe! (Also phineas would prolly help with biff alot)

2. Perry the platypus x Peter the panda

Yeah I know I doubt Perry likes Peter after doof ‘cheated’ on him with Peter but when they work together (when they saved doofenshmirtz) I feel like Perry’s bitterness would fade slowly. (Also the time they went on a date when they fixed the balloon) as it did happen. Perry would find a way to get Peter in the picture, long term relationship wise. Their dynamic is kinda like ‘I secretly love you but I have to much of a lone wolf ego to say it’ and Peter ‘I know.’ Peter understands Perry’s relationship with Heinz and respects what was probably said boundary wise. The two having to listen to their nemesis or not listen it would be nice to just be with someone you can open up to even if it means in your own agency. And different species. It’s like a..hero x hero typa thing! They can keep each other up and going if their nemesis gets abit..much..I also feel like he’s be texting Peter on how stupidly naive Heinz could be and Peter rant about mysterious (what’s his name) being too closed off to open abit more.

Ok this one is especially weird- like ‘wtf 🤨’ weird

3. Lawrence x Heinz; OK hear me out (pls)

They had one interaction (when Lawrence temporarily became evil..it didn’t last) I didn’t think of it, it’s the dynamic I thought of.

Lawrence watching as Heinz talks to himself about it some platypus and the explosion leaving marks behind he would probably tend to the dirt and messes. Listening to Heinz rant and rant and rant- and when Heinz is done he’d ask for Lawrence’s info about antiques and such and they’d just share each others special interest (ADHD + Autism) and he’d take care of norm every once and awhile so Heinz doesn’t flip out on him. It’s healthy and Heinz would be so affectionate (probably) AND ferb would get to meet Heinz which works out to help Heinz make some fun inator’s (not evil Heinz’s attention would be on ferb and Lawrence’s safety his own is irrelevant) Lawrence would be oblivious to the evil but not to oblivious to see the inator’s. He’d prolly go “what is this dear?” -L

“It’s my new inator that vines down to a traumatic period of my life!” -H

“That’s healthy to put it in scientific technology. Do you want to talk about it over some almond brittle and tea?”-L

“You know me so well” -H

IT WOULD BE ADORABLE. (In my eyes)

4. Buford x ferb.

Alright almost the same thing as BxP but ferb’s silent demeanour would probably have an affect with Buford’s bully behaviour. Like put them in a room together Buford would say a couple mean things then suddenly he’s quiet. Almost sleepy at this point. Then suddenly ferb says one fact and Buford adds on to that fact and suddenly they’re having a one sided conversation as Buford debates said fact and ferb debates silently.

One would be the voice of the other (Buford being ferbs voice) about what’s right or wrong.

(Not much on this ship tbh)

5. Baljeet x phineas the two’s dynamic is simple and easy!

Anddd baljeet would be there to fix little mistakes phineas would do (Audhd) and phineas would be sorta annoyed but literally happy he doesn’t think about that small mistake for the rest of his life.

Another symbiotic relationship. Unknown animals though I’d say Coyote and badger, both smart in their own ways.

Almost about It maybe Isabella one day attention for her x someone

Maybe a fireside girl

Alr let me think some more

[tt-squid]

''''''''''anglerfish are one of the most dangerous ocean creatures!!!''''''''''

an 'anglerfish' could be anything in the order Lophiiformes. you need to be more specific.

and while your probably meaning something like this?

you also need to keep in mind that an 'anglerfish' can also be this:

-_-

[awanderingdeal]

Could you do a fic where Harry says everyone who's on the team names before Sirius and Sirius being kinda pouty about

This got more emotional than I intended, lol. Enjoy!

I don't think this one needs any content warnings, but message me if you think I missed anything.

Rating: T

This fic is set in the sweater weather universe and all characters belong to @lumosinlove

"Ogo!" Harry squirmed in Sirius' arms, his hands outstretched and trying to grasp the air in front of him.

"What is it, buddy?" Sirius soothed, sweeping the mess of hair from Harry's forehead, and rebalancing him on his hip.

That was a mistake. Harry opened his mouth and let out a piercing shriek. "No. Ogo!" he screamed, his little cheeks taking on an interesting shade of red.

"What's happening?" Lily popped her head around the door.

Sirius was sure the panic was written all over his face. "I don't know? He keeps saying -"

"Ogo," Harry sobbed the word again.

"Oh, that's what he calls Tremzy," Lily explained, taking Harry in her arms. "Let's go and find him shall we?"

Sirius watched them walk away, pouting, although he would deny it if anybody asked. "First he steals my Dad, now he's stealing my Godson. I'm going to steal all his sticks and see how he feels about it," he grumbled, jumping as Remus siddled up beside him.

Remus chuckled. "You sound a little jealous there, baby."

***

"Dumbo!" Harry clapped his hands together as Pascal walked into the Potter's living room.

"Oh, you made it! About time," James quipped, wiping the drool from Harry's chin.

"Sorry, sorry. Marc remembered he had a spelling test tomorrow right at bathtime. Go figure."

James stood, shifting Harry against his chest. "Speaking of, I think Mommy is ready for you, little man and then it's bedtime okay. Say night night,"

"Night, Dumbo." Harry rubbed at his eye with one chubby fist, his other hand giving an enthusiastic wave.

"I guess the rest of us don't exist," Finn laughed.

Sirius stabbed at his empty ice cream sandwich wrapper. "Last time I share with him," he huffed.

***

"gish!" Harry thrust his stuffed clownfish towards Finn.

"Aww thanks, lil' Potts," Finn grinned, clutching the animal to his chest. Can I keep him?"

"No, my gish." Harry climbed into Finn's lap, tugging at his toy. "you Leyo's gish"

James laughed loudly, kicking his feet against the recliner. "I told him that once. My kid is a genius."

"Do you want me to buy you a Harvard sweater now? I'll give you all the best tips," Finn ruffled Harry's hair, with a chuckle.

"Seriously?" Sirius stood, giving a heavy sigh. "Does this kid say everybody's name, but mine?"

***

"Sirius. Come on, you can say it," Sirius sat on the rug in the room that was Harry's when he stopped over. Harry seemed more interested in tracing the train tracks that decorated it than saying anything.

"Okay, maybe Sirius is too hard? Try Cap? Can you say Cap? What about Pad foot? Or Pads?"

"Oops!" Harry giggled, pointing past Sirius' head.

Sirius couldn't even be mad about that one, he wanted to say Remus' name all the time too. Still, he pouted as he turned to look at his fiancé.

"No luck?" Remus asked, folding his legs underneath him to join them on the floor. "I swear he's playing you."

***

Sirius reached for his phone, eyes still half shut as he accepted the call. "Hey, James. What's going on? Is everything okay?"

"Yeah, sorry, everything is fine. Well, it's not, but there's no emergency -" James went quiet, his voice dropping to whisper as he soothed Harry. "- Harry's teething and he's been crying for hours and keeps asking for you. I know it's a big -"

"I'm on my way."

"Thank you, Pads." The words were distorted by James' yawn, but Sirius got the message.

"What are best friends for? And Godfathers. I'll be there in ten minutes."

"Drive safely!" James chastised.

"Okay, 14 minutes." The sigh of relief Sirius heard on the other end of the phone made Sirius smile. He threw some clothes on, scrawled a note for Remus, pressed the lightest of kisses to his hair and headed out.

The sun was just starting to rise when Sirius pulled into The Potter's driveway. Lily greeted him at the door, looking about as tired as James' has sounded. "Hi Sirius, thanks for coming. You're a lifesaver," she said, giving him a hug.

"Anything for mon petite crevette."

"They are upstairs. I was just making some coffee. Do you want some?"

"But you are the lifesaver," Sirius chuckled. "Black, no sugar thank you." He watched Lily head in the direction of the kitchen, before turning to follow the sounds of a whimpering Harry.

James' hair stuck up at multiple angles, his glasses slightly askew too. Behind the lenses, his bloodshot eyes betrayed just how sleep deprived he was. He paced the room, bouncing Harry lightly on his hip, attempting to put some sort of chewable toy into mouth only for Harry to throw the object on the floor.

"Hey," Sirius said quietly, not wanting to startle either one of them. "That's an awful lot of noise you're making there, little guy."

"Pad," Harry hiccupped, stretching his arms out. The word sounded miserable on Harry's lips, but he had said it, and yet Sirius couldn't enjoy it too much right now.

"Yeah, it's me," he smiled softly, reaching for Harry. Once he had him gathered in his arms, he looked at James. "You look awful. I know Lily is making coffee, but maybe you two should try and get some sleep first? I'll look after Harry."

"We have to be up in two hours anyway," James shrugged, yawning for the third time since Sirius had arrived.

"It's better than nothing. If you won't listen as my friend, then I'm telling you as your Captain. Bed."

Have you always been this bossy?" James grumbled, but he muttered several words of thanks. "Oh, he's had all the medication he can have for another 4 hours. You know where everything is right?"

"Relax, we'll be fine won't we?" Sirius cuddled Harry tighter. James nodded and stumbled from the room.

Harry tucked his head in to Sirius' chest, sniffling. His face was still red and blotchy, but he seemed to have settled somewhat. He gave a long sigh, Sirius tensing as he prepared for another round of tears, but they never came.

"Here's your coffee," Lily said softly, placing a mug on top of Harry's dresser. "I brought a new teething ring as well. This one's just come out the freezer," she offered the plastic toy to Harry, who chewed down on it gratefully. "I'm going to go and join James, but come and get us if you need anything."

"I will, I promise."

They were left alone then and all Sirius had time to think about was taking care of Harry. It wasn't until he was sat in his own living room later on, curled into Remus' side, that he even full registered it.

"He said it, mon loup. Harry, he said my name," he grinned.

Remus kissed him softly on the cheek. "I'm happy for you, baby."

[cassandherkinz]

Hi! I’m Cass and here are my Kinz :)

Pink = Girl

Blue = Boy

Black = Undecided

Snowman-Snowy

Ribbon Unicorn-Lilly

Love Frog-Pinkie

Love Frog Kinz Klip-Frogette

Pink Cockatoo-Sadie

Cream Soda Pup-Rosetta

Bubblegum Cheeky Cat-Bubblegum

Tie Dye Frog-Hopette

Pink Poodle-Princess

Persian Cat-Cindy

Pink Googles-Lisa

Pink & White Cat-Laura

Pink Pony-Sparkle

Jack Russell-Terry

Chihuahua-Sunny

Love Monkey-Valentine

White Terrier-Snow White

Lil' Black & White Cat-Oreo

Lil' St. Bernard-Bernie

Lil' Golden Retriever-Goldie

Lil' Elephant-Ellie

Lil' Cow-Jersey

Rabbit-Fluffy

Bull Frog-Hoppers

St. Pat's Setter-Shamrock

Siamese-Cinnamon

Blufadoodle-Blueberry

Lil' Black Poodle-Beauty

Lil' Pink Poodle-Paris

Leopard-Spots

Cocker Spaniel-Buddy

Lil' Hippo-Holly

Gray Arabian-Gallop

Lil' Alley Cat-Autumn

Lil' Husky-Tundra

Golden Retriever-Sandy

Bubblegum Dino-Bubbles

Googles-Daisy

Lil' Pug-Wrinkles

Peace Out Puppy-Peace

Rockerz Cat-Pink (P!nk)

Lil' Horse-Sienna

Bulldog-Spike

Lil' Tree Frog-Kermit

Lil' Googles-Angel

Signature Bengal Cat-Abigail

Snow Yeti-Blizzard

Cocoa Lab-Hershey

Lil' Polar Bear-Icicles

Pig-Blush

Tree Frog-Patrick

Purple Goldfish-Indigo

Lil' Lamb-Madison

Bat-Drake

Midnight Monster-Midnight

Lil' Yorkie-Missy

Petunia Mazin' Hamster-Petunia

Pixie Mazin' Hamster-Pixie

Hope Mazin' Hamster-Hope

Key Lime Dino-Ricky

Poodle-Crystal

Clydesdale-Clyde

Charcoal Cat Kinz Klip-Anya

Pink & White Cat Kinz Klip-Blossom

Schnauzer-Louie

Zaan Zumbuddy-Zaan

Zoza Zumbuddy-Zoza

Zahara Zumbuddy-Zahara

Zreth Zumbuddy-Zreth

Zeta Zumbuddy-Zeta

Zehe Zumbuddy-Zehe

Lil' White Terrier-Cupcake

Lil' Orange & White Cat-Clementine

Musical Dalmation-Harmony

Lil' Poodle-Snowball

Delightz Donut Pup-Annabelle

Lion Fish-Nina

Velvety Elephant-Velvet

Silversoft Cat-Silver

Tiger Kinz Klip-?

Leopard Kinz Klip-?

Reindeer-Dasher

Frog-Cameron

Lil' Chihuahua-Jalepeño

Black Bear-Ashton

Pucker Fish-Beatrice

Cookie Mazin' Hamster-Cookie

Waffles Mazin' Hamster-Waffles

Black Poodle-London

Spooky Mazin' Hamster-Spooky

Cinnamon Mazin' Hamster-Angela

Willow Mazin' Hamster-Willow

Black Cat-Sabrina

Lil' Koala-Kimmy

Eluvant-Valentina

Whale-Walter

Seal-Lucille

Domino Cat-Dominique

Caterpillar-Jade

Lil' Lion-Zack

Lil' Cocker Spaniel-Daniel

Springy Kangaroo-Kaitlyn

Sparkle Mazin' Hamster-Twinkle

Chicken-Benedict

Mocha Pup-Mocha

Ring Tailed Lemur-Julien (Madagascar)

Brown Dog-Cadbury

Pelican-Pete

Hippo-Patricia

Cotton Candy Pup-Candy

Chinese Dragon-Yang (My old best friend’s last name)

Tuxedo Cat-Tux

English Bulldog-Dustin

Mud Hippo-Clayton

Opossum-Pipsqueak

Polar Bear-Flurry

Skunk-Shelby

Silverback Gorilla-Kong

Lioness-Kiara

Iguana-Azalea (Iggy Azalea)

Walrus-Willis

Cow-Maybelle

Clown Fish-Nemo

Tiger-Tony

Rooster-Roy

Gecko-Geico (Geico could save you 15% or more)

Blue Triggerfish-Oceana

Groovy Gorilla-Juniper

Swirly Curl Unicorn-Ribbons

Striped Cheeky Cat-Retro

Lil' Persian Cat-Pearl

Llama-Lucy

Dreamy Sheep-Slumber

Chicken-Penny

Mud Hippo-Wallow

Decade Dragon- Diana

Sterling Cheeky Cat-Sterling

Ribbon Yorkie-Chiffon

Teacup Yorkie-Chanel

Cardinal-Ruby

Hummingbird-Fern

Tomato Clownfish-Rojo (Spanish for red)

Daisy Pig-Hana (Japanese for flower)

Sparkle Harp Seal-Harper

Boxer-Champ

Summer Beaver-Popsicle

Rockabilly Rooster-Rocky

Welsh Corgi Dog-Ken

Spotted Turtle-Tucker

Pizzazzy Puppy-Dazzle

Grape Soda Pup-Crush

Lilac Guinea Pig-Lilac

Chow Chow-Meili (Chinese for beauty)

Fancy Flamingo-Fiona

Sunset Guraffe-Sunset

Coloursplash Tiger-Pride (Gay rights heheh)

Koala-Adelaide

Badger-Braxton

Knit Sock Dog-Sox

Meerkat-Kit Kat

Midnight Owl-Twilight

Monkey-George

Golden Lion Tamarin-Nash (Dad bought him in Nashville)

Yorkie-Fancy

Himalayan-Kayla

Lemon-Lime Gecko-Sprite

Alley Cat-Alex

Rockerz Zebra-Zeppelin (Led Zeppelin)

Rockerz Monkey-Iero (Frank Iero)

Black & White Cat-Moonlight

Black Stallion-Megan (Megan Thee Stallion)

Cotton Candy Bunny-Melanie (Melanie Martinez)

Lil’ Dalmatian-Ace

Marshmallow Bunny-Marsha

Lil’ White Terrier-

Lil’ Bulldog-

Cardinal-

Lil’ Googles-

Lil’ Polar Bear-

Lil’ Tree Frog-

Tree Kangaroo-Dendro

Camel-Wednesday

Blue Googles-Bing

Glamorous Gorilla-Vogue

Sunshine Mazin’ Hamster-Sunshine

Oriole-Ophelia

Cookies n’ Cream Guinea Pig-Chip

Peace ‘n’ Love Puppy-Serenity

Cupcake Pup-Pupcake

Rainbow Hedgehog-Prism

Texting Puppy-Katie

Brilliant Bandit-Lavender

Pink Dalmation-Maisie

Snowy Retriever Puppy-Coconut

Gordon Setter-Greer

Whimsy Dragon-Lover (Taylor Swift’s album)

Rockerz Fox-Cyrus

Gordon Setter-Greta

Brown Dog-Buster

Hedgehog-Reggie

Grey Squirrel-Sally

Daisy Tortoise-Gayle

Brown Arabian-BoJack (BoJack Horseman)

Panda-Ming

Fantail Goldfish-Finn (Goldfish cracker mascot)

Rhino-Remington

Cheeky Monkey-Malone (Post Malone)

Cow-Betsy

Spotted Frog-Billy

Dachshund-Tootsie

Strawberry Cow-Milkshake

Lil’ Bullfrog-Jeremiah

Lava Dragon-Scorn

Wooly Mammoth-Manny

Porcupine-Pokey

Aardvark-Antonio

Lil’ Rabbit-Cream

Lamb-Easter

Pug-Doug

Chimpanzee-Bananas

Boston Terrier-Bolt

Love Lion-Amore

Lil’ Bulldog-Randy

Okapi-Nigel

Country Side Hedgehog-Shaymin

Red Velvet Fawn-Scarlet

Red Velvet Racoon-Maroon

Pucker Fish-Lipsey Hussle

Collie-Lassie

Night Mare-Fieri

Lil’ Pig-Rosie

Airedale Terrier-Henry

Scottish Terrier-Scruffy

Pink and White Dog-Lacey

Lil’ Unicorn-Starlight

Lil’ Leopard-Lyle

Black Panther-Bagheera

Ginger Cat-Ginger

Orca Whale-Reaper

Signature Endangered Iberian Cat-?

Chocolate Lab-Fudge

Signature Small Grey Tabby Cat-Chrissy

Bullmastiff Puppy-Duke

Brown Cow-Malt

Grey Owl-Earl

Groundhog-Murray

Sea Otter-Ollie

Baby Penguin-Wade

Dazzle Dachshund-Sharpay

Lil’ Frog-Pepe

Brilliant Pegasus-Rarity

American Albino-Casper (Online only)

Pegasus-Pandora (Online only)

Raccoon-Bandit

Striped Snake-Scrunch (Online only)

Tiger Snake-Tasma (Online only)

Elephant-Jumbo

Signature Sea Turtle-Donatello

Longhorn Steer-Diesel

Lil’ Seahorse-Atlantis

Old English Sheepdog-Bentley

Curly Lion-Carl

Chipmunk-Dale

Pinto-Beans

Pink Glitter Fish-Cordelia

Lil’ Monkey-?

Charcoal Cat-Charlene

Rainbow Armadillo-Skittles

Arctic Fox-Glacier

Caramel Lion-Caramilk

Prairie Dog-Patrat

Horse-Sugar

Signature Endangered Cougar-?

Signature Endangered Black African Rhinoceros-Tank

American Cocker Spaniel-Carly

Fairykinz Raccoon-Trixie

Capybara-Gort

Peridot Dog-August

Leo Lion-Leo

Patchy Pup-? (Online only)

Giraffe-?

Lil’ Panda-Oso

American German Shepherd-Sage (Online only)

Basset Hound-Sherlock

Beagle-Jake

Black Lab-Jet (Online only)

Twilight Doe-

Mountain Goat-Kefir

Grey and White Cat-Gracie

Yellow Lab-? (Online only)

Cocoa Dinosaur-Rolo (Online only)

Deer-Fauna (Online only)

Eagle-Apollo

Snowy Owl-?

Sherbet Bunny-? (Online only)

Shimmer Bunny-Phoebe (Online only)

Raven-Nevermore

Rainbow Rascal-Bright Heart

Sweet Spring Raccoon-Tiffany

Dire Wolf-Ender

Vampire Monkey-Fang

Vampire Kitten-Elvira

Trick or Treat Troll-

Gargowl-Grimm

Vampire Bat-Antasma

Autumn Owl-Hooters

Sugar Cookie Sheep-Buttercream

Sun Fox-Firefox

Fairykinz Tiger Cub-

Fairykinz Panda Cub-

Merry Go Round Pony-Posie

Wolf-Legoshi

Rockerz Coyote-Swift

Harvest Unicorn-Arista

Vampire Panther Cub-Elvira

Rockerz Puppy-Bieber

Axolotl-Archie

Vampire Bunny-Bunnicula?

Ice Fawn-

Zircon Puppy-December

Capricorn Goat-Giles

Aries Ram-Arden

Candy Corn Mouse-

Aquamarine Puppy-

Sagittarius Buck-

Zombie Bloodhound-Gash

Quirky Carnival Unicorn-

Diamond Doggy-

Candy Apple Camel-

Licorice Fish-Twizzler

Autumn Bunny-Reese

Upbeat Chic Giraffe-Taffy

Purple Monster-

Friendly Monster-Jawbreaker

Fluffy Bog Muskrat-

Sweet Corn Tiger-

Upbeat Chic Owl-

Lil Toil Toad-

Lil Trouble Toad-

Lil Twisted Toad-

Weremonster-

Northern Lights Moose-Borealis

Cinnamon Squirrel-Canela

Leonburger-

Tinkerpup-Wrench

Marshmallow Chipmunk-

Tinkercat-Hammer?

Pioneer Pony-Ree

Pioneer Pig-Drummond

Quirky Carnival Cub-

Lil Wise Owl-

Lil Tricky Owl-

Lil Jolly Owl-Duo

Lil Green Bat-Frank

Lil Orange Bat-Jack

Lil Purple Bat-Clawdeen

Black Cat-Sasha

Peace Puppy-Arcadia

Green Sloth-Harlequin

Crocodile-Gustave? (Online only)

Glamour Gecko- Bazaar? (Online only)

Green Shimmer Snake-

Brilliant Tortoise-

Royal Cobra-Kratos

Rainforest Boa

Rock Candy Croc

Leopard Lizard-

Pineapple Turtle

Pig-?

Zombie Pup-Burton (Online only)

Pumpkin Puppy-Pumpkin (Online only)

Scottish Fold Cat-Meredith

Cactus Cat-

Mint Chocolate Sheep-

Undercover Cat-

Cauliflower Sheep-

Cloud Sheep-Meringue

Cotton Candy Sheep-Katharine

Cheshire Cat-Wonderland

Grey Tabby Cat (Next)-Clover

Buttons Bear-Buttons

Be Merry Bear-

Gingerbread Bear-

Sock Bear-

Sleepover Cub-

Northern Trails Bear-Sokka

Spotted Seal-Fluke

Red Peppermint Unicorn-Peppermint

White Peppermint Unicorn-Wintermint

Green Peppermint Unicorn-Spearmint

Cookies and Cream Koala

Gelato Parrot

Ice Cream Scoop Snail-Breyer

Mint Chocolate Cow-Andes

Maple Moose-Canada

Polar Gummy-Haribo

Sour Watermelon Hound-Maynard

Sugar Rush Butterfly

Waffle Wallaby-Syrup

Lemon Drop Cow

Sugar Cookie Puppy-Nilla

Puppy Love Puppy

House Mouse-Geronimo

Rainbow Panda

White Cosmic Bear-Orbit

Purple Floral Fawn

Baby Raptor-Blue

Bubblegum Mammoth

Panda-Poh

Sugar Cookie Reindeer-Drizzle

Airborne Puppy-Delta

Bedtime Puppy

Cuddly Teddy Bear-Cuddles

French Hen

Polka Dot Cow

Sugar Coated Kitty-

Snuggly Teddy Bear-Snuggles

Winged Tiger

You and Me Puppy

Denim & Lace Giraffe-

Floral Pony-

Denim & Lace Pony-Filigree

Blue Tang-Mazarin

Lion Cub-Simba

Polka Dot Bobcat

Pixie Bunny

Pixie Fox

Royal Elephant

Toadstool Frog

Cairn Terrier-Toto

Sea Dragon-Lapras

Good Fortune Hedgehog-

Emerald Dragon-

Sugar Cookie Mouse-Crumbs

Minty Moose-

Pig-Peppa?

Mistletoe Mouse-Yule? Ivy?

Minty Reindeer (Online only)

Gingerbread Elephant-

Gingerbread Puppy- (Online only)

Holiday Husky-Mishka? Comet? Yule?

Holly Fox-

Morning Glory Lion Cub-Bluebell

Husky-Yukon

Dalmation-Pongo

Pisces Fish-Delmar

Aquarius Retriever-

Taurus Bull-

Gemini Butterfly-Gemma

Cancer Crab-Uriel

Virgo Horse-Thane

Scorpio Snake-Zeke

Libra Eagle-Justin

Garnet Rover-January

Amethyst Hound-Fabian

Emerald Lab-May

Pearl Pup-June

Ruby Retriever-

Sapphire Spaniel-

Topaz Terrier-November

Opal Pup-October

Ballet Pup-Angelina

Rockerz Raccoon- (Online only)

Signature Woodland Raccoon (Online only)

Brilliant Bandit-Mauve

Zebra-Zigzag

Cuddly Koala-

Blushing Fawn-Rosalin (Online only)

Lionfish-Leon (Online only)

Floppy Pig- (Online only)

Cotton Candy Bunny

Grape Soda Pup

Grey Squirrel

Love Lion

Fantail Goldfish

Black Bear

Monkey

Persian Cat-Blanche

Persian Cat-

Koala

Bulldog

Lil’ White Terrier

Elephant

Old English Sheepdog

Lil’ Black & White Cheeky Dog-Hydrox

Blueberry Cheeky Dog-Blue

Guinea Pig

Lil’ Black Bear-Baloo

Alpaca-Dune

Grey Langur

Jelly Bean Puppy-Jill (Online only)

Citrus Dragon- (Online only)

White Mouse-

Parakeet- (Online only)

Cheeky Bunny- (Online only)

Kangaroo-

Tawny Pup-Biscuit

Zalow Zumbuddy-Zalow

Lil’ Grey and White Cat

Gold and White Cat

Blue Jay

St. Bernard-Beethoven

Samoyed

Small Signature Lamb-Lullaby

Arctic Polar Bear-Icebreaker

Lil’ Penguin-

Lil’ Black Lab

Signature Small Golden Retriever-

Peppermint Puppy-Noelle

Dalmatian Kinz Clip-

[callmehopeless]

I have this image stuck in my head of molator also being Kylo’s little sidekick friend in PLT— of course, I could be wrong. In terms of Kylos seaside buddies, it’s a tie between the cute lil clownfish and the ultimate sea doggo (seal)

SONJA AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS AND I LOVE IT

Kylo swims along at full speed constantly and little Molator is always trailing WAY behind, but somehow manages to kick his little fins in gear and find his best friend. And Molator patiently waits whenever Kylo is on the beach with you, swimming in the waves. At night, Molator swims around Kylo’s room and nibbles at the shiny objects he finds that Kylo has collected

He also bumps into Kylo’s nose as a sign of affection which makes Kylo laugh an awful lot :3

They’re a great duo, I just love them to bits

[starryreaper]

Putting all my clownfish/anemone buddies in lil aquariums so they can be cute stickers

[tumblunni]

Bunni talks about thier cute pets! Cos I’m on such a rune factory hype today I figured I may as well ramble about what monsters I captured, and maybe other stuff about how I personally chose to play the game. I love how there’s so many different ways to play and all different routes to making enough money and exp to progress the main story! Usually in these kinds of games I focus on dungeoncrawling (like i did in stardew valley) but I’m surprised how much I genuinely enjoyed the farming in this game even though it was A HUGE CHORE in stardew! This series is the pinnacle of farming type games in my opinion, it appeals even to non-fans like me!

ANYWAY UMM I LOVE MY MONSTERS I pretty much never take them with me to dungeons, the only time I use dungeon monsters is if I catch them in the current dungeon, then I just send them home and never want them to get hurt ever again. I really REALLY like that the game levels up your monsters with a percentage of your exp even if you dont fight with them! It means you dont lose buddy battle festivals just because you choose to use them for farming instead of fighting. i have like a bazillion monster barns all super maxed out size and i have all my monsters doing the majority of my farming work nowadays except if I need to try levelling up seeds or growing a large crop. I respect them a lot cos theyre doing all this hard work so I’m able to take time off and focus on dating people and saving the world, while still making good money and PP! They save me a lot of time juggling the two sides of the game ^_^ Also I started off wanting to try and catch one of every monster in the game, but it started to become impossible to afford the higher level upgrades to get big enough monster barns to hold them all, cos I was having 90% of my fields taken up by growing enough hay to feed them all. So i sadly had to give up on the idea! But by then i’d grown attatched to a lot of them so I was only able to release the last few newest ones I’d got, I still have like forty of them and only ten of them are actually doing anything :P BUT THEYRE TOO CUTE TO SAY GOODBYE!! Oh and now i am still trying to maybe collect all the ghost types, cos theyre sweetie boops! i really love the design of the spirit types with the flamey body and the jack o lantern face. (funny since theres an ACTUAL jack o lantern type ghost that just has a regular smile) Its a bit of a lazy design choice that all of them are flameballs just recoloured to match the elements tho, i mean why not have them be lil tornados or water droplets with faces? Anyway, my main one is a wind elemental named Gizmo after my rotom in pokemon. She was one of The Saviour Trio, whom I love! They were part of an unusual strategy that helped me powerlevel early on. I would run into a dungeon that was way too high level to be completed right now, and throw all my good cookery items at the first monster i see, hoping I could catch it. Then if I succeeded I would use that monster to beat up all the similarly levelled monsters while my low level self was dying in the background, carrying me thru the dungeon til I’d powered up enough to fight alongside it! ^_^ The initial two I started with were Fester the hammer giant and Atlas the beetle, but when I saw the adorable ghosties I had to catch one and call it gizmo! i actually saw that dungeon’s wind variant ghosties before i met the original fire ones in the actual dungeon I was supposed to go to. Another noteable trio were the first three monsters I caught, who’ve been managing my main farm field ever since. Virion the archer orc, Snap the chipsqueak and Florin the flower thingie! Also Iron the bull, who’s been perpetually useful with how he’s like the only damn way to get milk items, seriously :P Why is milk so sparse in this game :P (tho randomly i do like how this world’s equivelant of cows are like if cows and bulls were merged into one creature. genderfluid bovine! maybe theyre like clownfish) There’s also Silver and Kafka, the two mandatory pets that you get during the various sechs dungeons for some reason. I got particularly attatched to Kafka cos I headcanoned that the monsters trapped in that cage were human test subjects used to develop the rune stone technology that ethelberd uses to steal the dragons’s power. It just seemed like that would be the only reason that this fairy monster can talk when no other ones do. So i kinda treat Kafka like he’s my character’s child, even though he never talks again after you add him to your party I like to headcanon he’s still sentient and part of the family. Oh, and I headcanon he’s a boy cos I didnt know until seeing the monster profile after recruiting the character that the green fairies are meant to be female. None of the other monsters get described as only being one gender except the fairies, if I recall correctly? (and the guardian bosses, but thats understandable considering their origins) So yeah, i kinda made him into an oc and I can imagine him having a gijinka form like the guardians after theyre purified? but fairy type monsters already look pretty humanoid and if I made them any more so then they’d just look exactly like amber. So maybe if I draw him as an oc I’d change what kind of monster he is and try drawing a gijinka of that? Maybe merge some of my monsters together and do a gijinka of the wind ghosties or the dead tree thing? SPEAKING OF WHICH I LOVE MY NEWEST TEAM MEMBER russel the tree ghost boss character!! he is so huge and so powerful!!! I love him!! I was so pleasantly surpised to find out I could catch boss monsters!! I think he’s the best one ive got so far, cos the second bosses in each guardian dungeon were kinda ones that didnt have any plot or anything, so i feel more like i can make ocs of them. it was weird how they just came out of nowhere to have ane xcuse for the revisit quests to have a boss battle too. Extra weird cos you can still rematch the guardian bosses once per day anyway. anyway my oc thoughts for russel is that he is Large but very kind and gentle and shy and cries whenever he hurts the smaller peoples. He is a quiet gardener who likes to bake apple pies for people. (”This apple was grown from my flesh!” *sunny smile*) So he’s kinda like a more socially anxious Amber? I was thinking if he got to turn into a human with a tragic past like how the first four bosses did, he would be a big bara love interest guy cos he’s like the largest boss character model. And cos shy kind baras are some of my fave love interests! (I am SO excited to marry benny in Fe Fates whenever i finally get that game!) I was thinking maybe he could have dark skin and have some bright shoulder tattoos that look all flowery like the apples he had as a tree. And maybe he sprouts flowers from his shoulders when he blushes! Or maybe has a flower on the top of his head? But I like the idea of him having very big hair of some sort, to tangeantally resemble a tree. Maybe a handsome afro, or maybe very long very soft flowing rapunzel hair, or maybe very non-bishie scruffy hair that he can never tame? Or maybe he’s bald and has a long beard... Anyway he would be very cute and I think he’d be a fan favourite.

[gulescamisade]

Virginia:  Day 2

DAVENFORTH: -Here they are, on the road. The trees wiz by as Takoda rolls them along. Davenforth is awake right now, watching the scenery and trying to figure out exactly what the fuck is going on while a cold fish cuddles and snoozes on while being covered in various warming apparel-

MAYOR: -chewing on a delicious seat-

HIGHBLOOD: =The warm smell of a hot, fresh banana cream pie slowly seeps from the back=

RILEY: -she awakens to the smell of banana cream pie, opening her eyes from a snoring and drooling deep sleep against derek. she sits up and tiredly looks around for the source-

HIGHBLOOD: =its him, or rather the pie on the little table he's got propped up over his lap. A bowl of sliced bananas next to it, he lays the slices gently on the whipped surface of the pie=

DAVENFORTH: -Grumbles something about "clown magic" -

QIRIN: =Softest of tummy gurgles.=

QIRIN: =Gently places a hand over her own face.=

MAYOR: -all you SUCKERS can get hungry over pies if you want. It's not even green?-

HIGHBLOOD: =he might have green pies, who knows=

DAVENFORTH: -He really wouldn't recommend eating a juggalo party bus seat. Do you know what's been on these things?-

PENNY: -wakes up next to the mayor and groaaans. She is not feeling too hot right now. Also reaches over and tries to push the Mayor away from his seat eating.- dude no thats so gnarly.

DAVENFORTH: Marinated in sex sweat and faygo

GAIZKA: =Sleeping Meditating under a pile of those fuzzy rainbow robes. Legs kickied up against the side wall of the bus. Flicks an ear.= GAIZKA: only MoThErFuCkInG marinade WhAt will Do. =Tired bemused mumbling.=

QIRIN: Ugghhghghg

HIGHBLOOD: =Gaizka better be in the back with him= amen on that shit usual but nastyass blaspheme soaked up in it my motherfucker

DAVENFORTH: Still salty about that huh

DAVENFORTH: You know its not a religion on earth its more of a cult

DAVENFORTH: One condy probably brought here

MAYOR: ? -offers a handful of gross chair stuffing to penny-

HIGHBLOOD: =quirks eyebrow= .... one ought have words and extremities for her if that so be the realness, ain't too farfetched

GAIZKA: =If the back is where one has room for two 9 feet+ clowns then in the back he is. He hums.= stray souls in NeEd of some GuIdIn' AsSiSt or so it go. be So HiThEr, DiThEr or in the UnBrEaThAbLe.

DAVENFORTH: Do either of you know how a magnet works

HIGHBLOOD: in the unbreathable gaiz, they already been tainted =Shows finished banana cream pie to Davenforth, he will pie you=

PENNY: ... bro no. -nudges Mayor's hand away-

MAYOR: -Picky eaters... he offers a green crayon from inside of his tattered rags. U NEED TO EAT. sustain your internal skeleton.-

LIFERA: -she's only vaguely awake, wanting very much to hibernate a bit, but fins flick and she peers up around Dave's shoulder to look back at Gaizka.- ... -Grumpy glub.-

DAVENFORTH: -Answer the question. Also he will eat that entire pie-

GAIZKA: =Shrugs a shoulder underneath the pile.= if so a HoLy BrOtHeR pReAcH. =You do you man. Everyone just feel yourselves.= GAIZKA: magnets got tHeM mAgNeTiC aEsThEtIc AtTrAcT themselves some FrEnEtiC.

DAVENFORTH: -This is why he likes you Gaizka-

PENNY: bro........... PENNY: hey big guy are you sharing that pie? I think this dude needs it more than anybody.

MAYOR: -EXCUSE-

DAVENFORTH: Thats just how he eats

PENNY: Im gonna call bullshit on the whole concept of eating then.

HIGHBLOOD: =reaches a long arm to put a potholder on Riley's head. Then balance the pie on it, assembles another one while putting a whole plate of corn muffins with honey glaze on the Gaizka pile= motherfucker seem mightily content

GAIZKA: =Shakes his head out of the pile to peer at the muffins placed upon him. He's just gonna help himself, thanks brosef.= GAIZKA: =Holds a muffin up in Lifera's direction and tilts his head quizzingly. Why the grumpy glubs? Have a muffin.=

DAVENFORTH: -Trying his best to keep Lifera as warm as possible.-

RILEY: -keeps completely still- is there a pie on my head or am i still asleep?

LIFERA: ... -Smiles a little and takes the muffin. Bites it in half in one sharp slice of teeth and offers some to Davenforth.-

DAVENFORTH: (Nah you go ahead baybe im good)

RILEY: -takes the whole thing off her head and DIGS IN-

RILEY: -SHE IS HUNGRY-

GAIZKA: =Takes the opportunity to dump some of the rainbow robes on Lifera and Davenforth since he's getting up now apparently.= :o)

DAVENFORTH: -Gdi-

GAIZKA: AiN't any proper LoVeBiRdInG nest without SoMe FuZzIeS. =He got you homies.= ;o)

LIFERA: -SWALLOWS MUFFIN and snrks.- T)(ANKS seaweedie. -shh... we're married.-

DAVENFORTH: -Ceremony date is pending-

LIFERA: -not us me and Gaizka?? SHEESH.-

LIFERA: 3;*

DAVENFORTH: -Wasted-

GAIZKA: =They can all get married and become goat farmers in the alps. He gives Lifera a lopsided grin.= any ol' time AnGeLfIsH.

TAKODA: -still driving- }8) -he's smiling, wide eyed and trying to stay awake.-

LIFERA: -soft glubs... she loves this clownfish. Speaking of love and this clownfish, she glances over at their driver.- Are you still ocray up there, Takoda?

DAVENFORTH: You want me to take over koda

TAKODA: ... TAKODA: THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE W1SE, 1F WE SW1TCHED...

DAVENFORTH: Get some rest buddy -Smooches Lifs head and gets up to head up front-

TAKODA: -pulls off to the side of the road at the first opportunity-

GAIZKA: =Looks over Liffy while she glances away. Does her hair need a brushin'..?=

DAVENFORTH: -He is the captain now, and he takes a seat, getting them moving again. Where even are they headed? We just don't know, but it would probably be wise to stop at a gas station soon-

QIRIN: =they can always grab a hose and steal gas=

QIRIN: =she was a teenager, once=

GAIZKA: =One does not simply stop being a teenager.=

TAKODA: -wanders towards the back with the clowns and finds himself a seat. he should sleep but... now that he's not distracted by driving his thoughts are racing. darn it.-

GAIZKA: =Welcome to Clowntown. Have a rainbow robe. He drapes it around Takoda's shoulders while humming. Strategically sings out some of the lyrics lowkey.= (can't you see, you're my delight,) =Hum hum.= (just feel like, i won't get you, out of my mind.) =What's up here come dat thought and it's gay as hell.=

TAKODA: -geez... he's still not used to being spoiled with affection like this.- HEHEHE... THANK YOU...

GAIZKA: ;o)c GAIZKA: you feel on PeAcHy KeEn, BrOtHeR? been up on them WhEeLs for LoNg PaSs.

TAKODA: 1'M F1NE... JUST T1RED, 1S ALL. BUT ALSO, RESTLESS?

GAIZKA: yeah? how you ReCkOn that NoIsE AlLs up work? need HiM some PaCiN' or be ThEm ReStLeSs NoTeS of the MiNdSpAcE?

LIFERA: -her hair always needs brushing and is just past her shoulders now... it grows fast. She's spying on those two now, and maybe sliding closer. Lend her your warmth and your cuteness.-

LIFERA: 38)

TAKODA: 1T'S, UH, 1N THE HEAD, MOSTLY... -notices lifera APPROACHING- TAKODA: ... H1.

GAIZKA: seem none act keep SuChIn ThOuGhT FlOw WaNdErInGs at bay. =Sees Lifera slide n scoot on over, and thus lifts one of his big barrel arms. He's big enough for everyone to lend warmth to.=

GAIZKA: and this HoMeTtE? got just them BoD wAnDeRs or MiNd Be AlL iNcLuSiVe?

LIFERA: -squirms her round little self under his arm and snugs close, sighing.- Oh, I'm all thought out, I'm shore. My little ones are taken care of...

LIFERA: -And she's pretty prepared to throw herself into any oncoming frays, swords, bullets, etcetera. She doesn't really need to think much for that.-

GAIZKA: =Lowers his arm to wrap around her once she's snug like a bug in a rug.= AlLs them LiL ThOuGhTwAvEs done up and gone with themselves on the MoThErFuCkInG breeze. i feel you SiStEr.

DAVENFORTH: -Driving gives him time to focus, which for Dave maybe isn't the best thing but oh well. Earth was radically different since he last visited, and he still had no clue what was going on. Undoubtedly, Condy was behind the madness but...why split them up like this but leave them with means of communication? Was she that cocky? Taking a look at their fuel gauge, he figures they have a few more hours of travel time. He'll stop at the nearest gas station when he sees it.-

RILEY: - are you trying to focus Dave because get ready to be brocused. That pie she had is destroyed by now with no trace left. She plants herself in the seat nearest to the drivers- hey.

PENNY: -YEAH YOU GO UP THERE. She's gonna make herself cozy with the grand pieblood too.-

RILEY: -we got a mutual friend now suck on that-

LIFERA: Glub...

LIFERA: I just want to help in whatebber way is N-E-ED-ED.

LIFERA: I don't think my other skrills are of much use here.

PENNY: -GAAAHHHH-

HIGHBLOOD: =If she really is peeping at him he's downing a 2 liter of faygo like its nothing.... which incomparison to him..... it isn't. Peace signs at her=

HIGHBLOOD: =If she really is peeping at him he's downing a 2 liter of faygo like its nothing.... which incomparison to him..... it isn't. Peace signs at her=

PENNY: haha same. -she would guzzle something... IF SHE HAD IT.- PENNY: so uh. what do I gotta do to get a pie from you?

HIGHBLOOD: ain't nothin gotta get down lil sismiss HIGHBLOOD: shit doth occur in the time it's done dued up, you just ain't found it yet =She should check under her seat=

HIGHBLOOD: =He looks downward too actually=

PENNY: .... -follows his gaze. Is he looking at the pie??-

HIGHBLOOD: =He's looking under her seat, directly under the human buttsit, it's in a box with a big :o) on the top=

PENNY: oh shit.

PENNY: -reaches down to pull it out and pops the lid.- crouching pie hidden breakfast.

PENNY: thanks big guy. youre a real ten foot bro.

PENNY: sorry Im having a hard time getting past the whole...

PENNY: -spreads her hands wide- thing.

HIGHBLOOD: ain't no apologies needed

HIGHBLOOD: dunno your shit and ain't gonna pry lil sismiss

HIGHBLOOD: as it is it'll be, can't get its ass no other kinda way, you dig?

PENNY: that is. EXACTLY how I feel thank you.

PENNY: -there's probably not a fork in here right?? She's gonna try to nibble this pie with no hands.-

HIGHBLOOD: =Whats a fork=

PENNY: -yeah that's what she thought-

PENNY: ish pree goo tho.

PENNY: youre the real star of this road trip.

HIGHBLOOD: =compliments on his bakes, hell ye. Shimmers= truth on the quality confectionaries though butterance ain't needed

HIGHBLOOD: here not to be no star but keepin the dream alive as i is and am everywhere :o)

PENNY: dont think anyones ever called me the dream before. -SNRK-

DAVENFORTH: Sup -He's starting to get all focused and serious.-

HIGHBLOOD: ain't everybody got them eyes for prizes sismiss ;o)

PENNY: oh shit. I do like you. -scoops banana whip into her mouth with a hand because fuck it she's hungry and the handless approach isn't working-

HIGHBLOOD: tend to be an agreeable motherfucker what with all mine charm and beauty =chinhands=

PENNY: you are hella both in large quantities to no ones surprise. pretty sure everything about you is large. -eats pie contemplatively.-

HIGHBLOOD: in comparison and proportion :o)

PENNY: okay so real question. how many of these pies could you put down?

HIGHBLOOD: damn...... i mix varieties up in my eatins don't gorge on a single thing till a brofo am full....

HIGHBLOOD: ain't never tried but now got reason to do so :o0

PENNY: you gotta. for science.

PENNY: but mostly cuz I wanna see you eat like fifty pies.

HIGHBLOOD: oh fifty is easy

HIGHBLOOD: that ain't a thang sismiss

RILEY: you've got that look going on. i think it's time for some music.

HIGHBLOOD: =Music..... should be break out the sax=

PENNY: hell... yes??? this guy knows his limits and also his lack of them. God bless.

HIGHBLOOD: gotta be in peace with your mind and vessle sismiss

HIGHBLOOD: can do wonderous things

DAVENFORTH: Only music this bus has is icp if you want that be my guest

HIGHBLOOD: =Don't. He's breaking out the sax, that's it=

TAKODA: WE COULD ALL S1NG, AND PLAY MUS1C, 1F WE ARE THE K1NDS, WHO KNOW HOW TO PLAY 1NSTRUMENTS.

TAKODA: WH1CH 1 DO. AND 1 KNOW FOR A FACT, A LOT OF YOU HERE DO. }:o -at ghb's sax-

HIGHBLOOD: =Now that he's looking at it, yup. Here goes him, playing old pop songs from hundreds of years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQxO32lKszo =

PENNY: -SWAYS. This is the best thing that could have possibly happened.-

MAYOR: -percussions on the cans-

DAVENFORTH: -He appreciates the irony but he needs a cigarette-

HIGHBLOOD: =He's fuckin it up on the sax, its just giving you too much life Davenforth=

DAVENFORTH: -A bowl. He needs a bowl. But he doesn't want to lose his focus. He doesn't fight as well under the influence as he used to...-

HIGHBLOOD: =Haha you're old=

DAVENFORTH: -No he just leads a more sober lifestyle-

PENNY: -OLD AS FUCK.-

HIGHBLOOD: =Both, but good on you man. This one goes out to you. Doots soulfully=

RILEY: that sax though.

RILEY: -with all the ruckus at least she can talk to him- you doing okay?

DAVENFORTH: Peachy fucking keen

RILEY: like shit. okay.

RILEY: now we're getting somewhere.

DAVENFORTH: Riri im good just trying to piece together what the actual fuck is going on

RILEY: is this actually something you can piece together? you're gonna stress yourself out thinking about it too much. we have a destination, we just have to get there.

DAVENFORTH: Fuck i dunno but ive gotta try and were a long ass way from minnesota

RILEY: you ever been to minnesota before?

DAVENFORTH: Once dont really remember it

RILEY: yeah. i've never been. had like one show scheduled there but i didn't go. just cuz it was minnesota.

DAVENFORTH: -Taps at the steering wheel-

RILEY: -glances over at him-

RILEY: -y u tap dat-

DAVENFORTH: -He's fine this is all fine.-

RILEY: -time to distract him- so you're legally dead, right.

DAVENFORTH: Dave skellington is me not so much im like missing or presumed dead or some shit just waiting to pop up at my own funeral like some kind of shitty clickbait article the empress of the universe thought he was dead what happened next will warm your heart

DAVENFORTH: Schrodingers asshole

RILEY: wow. that makes so much sense.

DAVENFORTH: I was my own agent

DAVENFORTH: I never revealed dave skellingtons identity to the public

DAVENFORTH: And when he got assassinated i was around him but my death was never confirmed just presumed

RILEY: damn. i should have done that. pulled a hannah montana like you did.

DAVENFORTH: It made shit stupid difficult

RILEY: yeah probably because literally everyone knew who you were.

DAVENFORTH: I worked hard for it

RILEY: weren't there like babies whose first words were dave?

DAVENFORTH: Probably

RILEY: -she pauses- you got a killer headache, huh?

DAVENFORTH: You dont want your babies first word to be dave

RILEY: -there it is- nope.

DAVENFORTH: Sucks to be you

RILEY: there's no possible way that's happening.

DAVENFORTH: -Shrugs-

DAVENFORTH: You doing alright

RILEY: -smug- you don't want your kids' first word to be riley?

DAVENFORTH: It was suh

RILEY: not a word.

DAVENFORTH: Sup is absolutely a word

RILEY: newborns can say suh.

DAVENFORTH: Can they say bro and dude

RILEY: really?

DAVENFORTH: Jinjin is a very talented baby

RILEY: damn trolls and their accelerated development.

DAVENFORTH: You hatin on my baby

RILEY: i'm jealous.

DAVENFORTH: Why you get to enjoy all that cute shit longer

RILEY: no, i mean i'm jealous I didn't grow up that fast.

DAVENFORTH: Wait youre grown up

RILEY: -such a glare- you are SO funny. just a comedic class act.

DAVENFORTH: I was voted most likely to die by cocaine overdose

DAVENFORTH: Also best dressed

RILEY: who are we polling?

JODIE: - shuffles around in the back somewhere. she's extremely hung over-

DAVENFORTH: Well that one was my high school class

QIRIN: =Now Jodie...imagine the greasiest pizza you have ever laid eyes on. Oil is literally dripping from the cheese. YUM.=

JODIE: - she's barely even conscious and she already wants this in her body-

RILEY: nice. great categories. -lifts her head- okay who fucking has pizza?

QIRIN: =I do. An imaginary one.=

DAVENFORTH: -Babe chill-

RILEY: wait. -groans- blaming my bad sense of smell on the baby.

JODIE: - she wants REAL pizza-

DAVENFORTH: I mean they were right werent they

RILEY: close enough. i don't think i was voted into anything. it would have been most likely to go to juvie for truancy.

JODIE: anybody got some water?

JODIE: -HER VOICE IS HOARSE. she got black out drunk and is now reaping the benefits.-

RILEY: -GIRL-

JODIE: -rubbing eyes.-

DAVENFORTH: -Nope only whiskey-

DAVENFORTH: You didnt miss much

JODIE: cool.

RILEY: somebody had a party last night.

QIRIN: =she slowly rose to her feet and handed her an unopened water bottle= ^_^

JODIE: -blessed woman. makes a smooching sound at her and then CHUGS IT-  

QIRIN: =dear lord=

QIRIN: If I may interject... Perhaps slower consumption will aid you better...

JODIE: that was like a pre-party. imma wait til we have something to celebrate before i pull out all the stops.

JODIE: -GLUG GLUG???-

QIRIN: =mainly she doesn't want her to choke=

RILEY: you can't get her to slow down.

RILEY: it's impossible.

JODIE: -drinks half the bottle and passes it on back-

JODIE: -fishes in her purse and reapplies lip balm- thanks bby.

QIRIN: It's quite all right, please keep it. =YOU MAY NEED IT LATER=

JODIE: oh sweet. after i drink it all i can pee in the bottle.

JODIE: save us time.

JODIE: -TOSSES IT IN HER PURSE-

QIRIN: =frog god help her=

JODIE: i swear i can get it all in without a stray drop. it's a talent.

DAVENFORTH: Theres a bathroom -If you can call it that-

JODIE: damn. fancy ass bus.

RILEY: a bottle actually might be preferable.

JODIE: -MIGHT BE A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED THAT SHE CAN'T SHOW OFF HER TALENT.-

RILEY: -has to pee aLL THE TIME THANKS RYAN-

RYAN: -rihanna winks from the womb-

RILEY: -GIRL!!!!-

DAVENFORTH: -Hark! Is that a gas station he sees in the distance?-

RILEY: -PLEASE JESUS-

DAVENFORTH: -Indeed it is! Davenforth pulls into the station. Is it abandoned we just don't know yet.-

DEREK: -eyes out the window-

DAVENFORTH: Alright kids its time for a rest

RILEY: i'm really fucking hungry. does this place have those rent a showers? not like i have any earth money on me. do they accept that anymore?

DAVENFORTH: -Shrugs-

QIRIN: What of trading?

RILEY: -blinks at qirin for a moment- oh. yeah! that.

DEREK: -stands up and stretches-

DAVENFORTH: Pretty sure they dont accept third borns

DAVENFORTH: Lets see if this place isnt abandoned first -Looks at Derek like you coming with?-

RILEY: -she's already walking out the bus-

DEREK: -HELL YEAH HE IS. nods at the brother and trots on after-

DAVENFORTH: -Hops off the bus-

DAVENFORTH: So if there aint anyone in there you think you remember how to do that thing behind the counter to get free gas

RILEY: -there better be some FOOD IN HERE-

DEREK: Sure I do. -ok hand- I got this.

RILEY: get us some fuel, baby.

DAVENFORTH: -Heads on in-

DAVENFORTH: Anybody home

RILEY: -curiously looks around. what's this place look like anyway-

QIRIN: Honestly. At the very least write an IOU.

DAVENFORTH: -It's much akin to a good sized seven eleven. Hot dog and pizza machine, aisles of snacks with the cooler section in the back with drinks. There's even a tv on the wall with the latest news. Everything is up and running but Davenforth notes it's quiet-

QIRIN: =what's on the telly?=

RILEY: -if there's no one in here she's gonna take some shit and run. she's checking some expiration dates on some chips to make sure-

DAVENFORTH: -Deez nuts-

DEREK: -peeks behind the counter casually. nobody's there, but maybe they're just in the bathroom or the back room or something. either way, he's hopping over the counter to do his thing.-

DAVENFORTH: -There's probably something on tv about policies the New dual juggalo presidents are going to be enacting. Boring stuff honestly. Oh yeah, Two juggalos won the presidency. Davenforth is trying to figure out how to make some tea for folks. Everyone is cold.-

RILEY: -she's stuffing her arms full of stuff like cheap hot dogs and sandwiches and donuts and a whole bunch of shit before just straight up slippin it in the sylladex. there's a bathroom and she's going to take this opportunity while it's here. tHERE sHE GOES-

DAVENFORTH: I can see why you married her

DEREK: -grins as he watches her go. she scurry.- Yeah... We used to get into all kinds of shit back in the way.

DAVENFORTH: Youre always getting into shit -He too, is stuffing his sylladex full of shit, non perishable food, water, Gatorade, microwavable burritos and pizza rolls...until he actually hears the named shaggy 2 dope and violent j. Now the tv has his full fucking attention-

RILEY: -busts out of the restrooms- okay, guys, i-- -she sees dave looking at the tv so she also is looking at the tv and not believing anything she's seeing right now-

QIRIN: =trying to ignore all this petty crime happening=

QIRIN: Can you believe it? =She's paritially asking herself that question=

DAVENFORTH: That would explain the rise of the juggalos

RILEY: -frowns- you sure this isn't one of those sketch comedy shows? or a mockumentary?

DAVENFORTH: Afraid not

DEREK: -furrows brows at the tv- Whats the point of fucking the planet over to this degree? Did all the Alternian imperialized planets get this kinda treatment?

RILEY: this is fucking ridiculous. how is this a thing? who made this a thing?