#with his friends

[pocketedxoxo]

im still so mad that charlie weasley didn’t ride into the battle of hogwarts on a fucking dragon with his friends

[petit-papillion]

Charles and Norman karting in Brignoles | 2 February 2024

🎥 norman_nato

[kuromipuzzles2000]

Smgp crew lets tickle smgp!!!!

"the doctor says rest, so he needs rest" (and with doctor, we talk about a mechanic but too a doctor for entities like SMGP)

[missjackil]

Supernatural Battle of the Episodes!!

American Nightmare takes home an easy win against The One No One Asked For 😆 let's see how far this fan favorite can go!

Who's up Chuck? *snickers*

Chuck: tee hee I see what you did there 🤨

Ok next up we have Celebrating The Life of Asa Fox - When a fellow hunter, a friend of Jody's is killed on a hunt, Sam and Dean accompany her to his funeral. When mom and a demon show up, the drama begins!

[quillkiller]

lets be real.. nuwanda drags two women back to the cave and all he (she) does is change his (her) name and borrow their lipstick ? that’s a trans woman

[mangosmoothiepussyv3]

looking at the selfie me and the boyfie took while doing face masks and he looks like a serial killer and it cracks me up everytime

[mintmatcha]

does osamu eat ass 🎤

Osamu eats ass like its the last supper

[lunastar92]

Joseph with his friends.

[bimbocore]

[stoffbergart]

happy birthday to my best friend grey 🐇🩵🫂🛌

[warthogreporter]

And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr

🐙 WetterThanYou Follow

It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?

🐙WetterThanYou Follow

Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

They're not? 😭😭😭

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🐺HereWolf Follow

Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.

🏏Batass Follow

Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.

🐺HereWolf Follow

You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.

🐺HereWolf Follow

Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.

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��CraftedLove Follow

In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.

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🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.

🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.

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🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍

♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow

Hey.

🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!

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This now has a sequel, and a third act

[seltzer-tastes-pretty-good]

I'm adding this to the list of things I can hope to make sense of whenever I actually finish Homestuck

[quixoticprince]

Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care

Based on this post thread

[irbcallmefynn]

I made a meme cause I was struck with an idea a few days ago

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt