#with all his redneck backwater spider killing
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I love that Strider is known and loved amongst Elves and he's besties with Legolas, canonical nepo-baby weirdo adhd loser from the sticks. He really shows up, charms everyone, then declares "I'm gonna go gallivanting with this mangy teen, I like him."
Everyone must have been so perplexed, like... "I suppose there's no accounting for taste..."
#lotr#lotr crack#strider#legolas#aragorn#legolas and aragorn are besties#legolas had so much to bring to the table#with all his redneck backwater spider killing#aragorn is like#“do you possess much talent with the bow?”#and legolas is like#“i once shot a spider so far away it looked no bigger than a jar a' moonshine”
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