#witchknightserah

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Is Irelia secretly a HM fan and what would Sonas reaction be if Irelia asks her to dress up as her for one of their saucy nights.

Irelia: I thought I already said that I don't like HM.

Akali, going through Irelia's stuff: WE SHALL SEE IF THAT'S THE TRUTH!

Akali:...

Akali: Why do you have so much PsyOp stuff?

Irelia: GET OUT!

Sona: :3

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Who is the champion of the prank wars with in the KDA house?

Ahri: Me.

Akali: Okay, wait, I think I'm the prank genius.

Ahri: Girl, you're tempted by spicy ramyun like a carrot on a stick. We can literally trick you into running right into a pool 24/7.

Evelynn: Now hold up, Ahri, I can do the same but with a rat with you.

Ahri: I'm not tempted by rats all the time.

Akali: Ahri, a rat!

Ahri: WHERE?

Akali: See.

Ahri: SPICY RAMYUN!

Akali: WHERE!

Ahri: You prove my point.

Evelynn: Well, Akali got you good when she set a fake snake behind you and you screeched so loud, one of our windows cracked.

Ahri: No fair, I was in fox form and I got caught off guard.

Akali: I've never seen a fox jump that high before.

Kai'sa: Girls! Dinner!

Evelynn: Coming.

Akali: Yosh!

Ahri: Okie!

Evelynn, Akali, and Ahri take one step and fall over, revealing that their ankles are tied together.

Evelynn: Ow, Ahri did you do this?

Ahri: I'm right in front of you! How could I do this?

Akali:[Can't talk, her face right in Evelynn's ass]

Kai'sa, standing by the entryway, smiling: You guys get so absorbed into your arguments. The whole house could come down and you guys wouldn't even notice. I may be the most forgotten member of K/DA but I'm not one to be taken lightly, bitches.

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Will KDA Kaisa teach her LoL counterpart to pole dance?

K/DA Kai'sa: No, she's pure and innocent. How dare you.

LOL Kai'sa, already an expert on the pole: WEEEEEEEEEE!

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Does Kaisa's weird side of the fan base draw some yaoi art work of Kass and Azir?

Kai'sa:...w-what?

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To Ahri, Is a fox a cat made of dog or a dog made of cat?

Ahri: A fox is me. There. Answered. :3

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Is Ahri going trick or treating in human form or fox form and if she does go fox, what dog costume will she wear?

Here's a post I made that will answer your question.

I regret looking up dog costumes for Ahri because now all my ads all just feature a dog in a lion costume.

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After reading the Family chapter and my own imagination kicking in involving Azir and Kassadin in a WWE cage match. What comes to mind now is a tag team match between the over protective dads Kassadin, the void taker and The Macho-bird Azir vs the terrible fathers of Eve and Akali.

Well, don't be so quick to call Evelynn's father terrible. I won't say any more but let's just say that Evelynn has a complicated past.

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Will we be seeing Irelia more often in the chat?

In the chat fic? I'm trying, give me time. I can only write one chapter at a time.

On the blog? There's one coming up in queue.

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Will Kai'sa mom make an appearance? Will Kassadin and Shen get along or wallow together in selfpity because their daughter and student left them? Lastly, can't Sivir just bribe Azir away with high quality bread?

Maybe, yes, and why? In that specific order.

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What kind of synergy does Zed have with KDA Akali? Is he the fun uncle figure who helps her prank Shen and others?

Akali: Um, no...he's a fucking asshole to me and Shen. He makes eyes at Eve and he knows that it annoys me.

Evelynn: Ah, so you can get jealous.

Akali: No, I don't.

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Do the other KDA members have #1 fans like Ahri does?

Evelynn: My Deevas.

Kai'sa: My mom.

Akali: Shen.

Ahri: Wait, who's my number one fan?

Evelynn: The Kayn guy.

Ahri: Who?

Kai'sa: Kayn.

Ahri: That is?

Akali: Your number one fan.

Ahri: Who?

Evelynn: You're a fucking idiot.

Ahri: FACK YOU, EVE!

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Ahri breaking into Kassadins house and stealing all of Kai'sa's baby pictures just to show off to the others.

Ahri: More like sell some under the table for Sivir. ;)

Sivir: I have to pay...?

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What kind of drunk would each of KDA girls be plus Sivir.

Drunk Girls Headcanon

That basically summarize the girls when drunk. For Sivir, she's a kissing monster when she's drunk.

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Has Evelyn ever stuck a plunger with a mouse tied to it on Ahri's head before just to keep her distracted while she does things with Akali?

Evelynn: Why do all that work when I can just throw the rat and she'll chase it?

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It is 3am ang I. Drunk. How would ahri react to dva and kayn fighting for number 1 fsn

Ahri:....who is Kayn again and why is bunny girl even associating with me?

Akali: Ahri, I just saw you wearing D.Va's signature body suit. Stop lying.

Ahri: ...no I wasn't.

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How would the Kai'sa and Sivir react to Azir and Kassadin tumbling in through the living room window of the kDA house just going at each other with fists and beak.

Kai'sa and Sivir:...

Kai'sa, taking out a tea set: Tea, my hartlam?

Sivir: Of course, my habibti.