#witcher 3 glitch

[istwisted]

I think Roach learnt how to fly

[bruceandmary]

It is said that only one Skelliger in one thousand lays eyes on the underwater rabbit in their lifetimes. Though many have consulted the gods, the meaning of this enigmatic animal has never been established.

[stephibee]

[unknownlinguist]

HMMM, YA DON'T SAY?

[itendswithakiss]

Geralt, you good dude?

[manul-sul-sul]

lilac and gooseberry🌺

[azrean]

boys night

[this-is-not-a-slow-burn]

He's just going through some shit right now, ok?

[cha-mij]

Err... Èibhear... Why is your neck like that and why are you making a hammer-sword?

[zappycat]

I’m playing Witcher 3 on switch and I have this weird glitch where the menu will pop up at random times and I don’t know how to get it to not do that I’m enjoying the game but that’s a really annoying problem because sometimes it happens in the middle of combat if anyone know anything please let me know

[luiscosta13]

Funny Moments (Bugs/Glitches) at The Witcher 3 - Part 2

[williamnfms]

Ah yes, the beauty of Toussaint

[dravenxivuk]

wheezing

@redpool 's Geralt loses their junk

My Shani refuses to get dressed again

Your ghosts are made of spinning triangles

Witcher 3 sure is a game, huh! xD I love it xD

No mods or anything, I played on xbox. Just the base game and the dlcs.

That’s weird then!! The game has odd bugs sometimes, I still think my ghosts aren’t supposed to be filled with floaty spinning triangles but oh well😂

[yarpharp]

Yeah so I'm like nine years late to the Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt train, but I gotta get off my chest some shit about this game while I'm just beginning to play it.

I never knew that GERALT HAD TO PUT UP WITH EXCHANGE RATES BETWEEN KINGDOMS. I never thought the game would think that hard about worldbuilding, but Holy Shite I had to go to an Actual Dwarf-run bank in a fucking city to get my money exchanged. Why did nobody tell me this? This is a fucking fascinating mechanic. I love this.

Another thing: I have read the books and watched some of the Netflix show. I am aware Witchers are treated like absolute shite. But oh my god the amount of yelled out slurs and insults I get pelted with going through towns and cities and NILFGAARDIAN CAMPS is crazy. Geralt is getting verbally abused by not just Northerners, but bitched out in LATIN by NILFGAARDIANS! It's fucking jarring and realistic and wow this is not the immersion I was expecting.

Durability really tries to fuck with you in this game too. I've played plenty of MMOs with durability counters on weapons and armor, but that shit never had any severe consequences. In this game? I have never panicked so hard as when my steel sword threatened to break on me in the middle of a fucking fight. I've reached this strange place of absent paranoia where I regularly check my gear after every big fight. Is this what mercenaries felt like in Ye Olde Europe when checking their gear? But this shit is low-key stressful.

Also... Roach. I love my horse. I love em so much. I now understand Geralt's deep attachment to his horse. Getting around is a fucking nightmare without a horse. Fuck fast travel, my homies worship the sweet brown horse that sometimes glitches violently when you whistle for her.

[damedechance]

𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲

so I compiled a list of 26 of my favorite fics (some all time faves, some more recent). If you want to give me a present, please read one (or all!) of these and then come back so we can scream about them together. Drop an emoji in my inbox if you want to know more about a particular fic. The numbers are chapter counts!

*✧𝐀𝐂𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐑

Azris:

🐦‍⬛what hath night to do with sleep by @iftheshoef1tz (14/14) 🐮Howl by @iftheshoef1tz (12/12) 🧠tell them i'm the worst by @witch-and-her-witcher (1/1)

Elucien:

💾You Look Like Bad News by @the-lonelybarricade (2/2) 😈Bow Down by @shadowisles-writes (1/2) 💘all is for love, is for mind by @shardminds (1/1) 🌕full moon, white honey by @shardminds (1/1)

Feysand:

👑The Thief and the Rake by @popjunkie42 (3/18) 🤍Down Bad by @shadowisles-writes (1/1) 🍀Good Luck Charm by @whatishowedyouinthedark (4/4) 🖋️A Tight Little Skirt by @separatist-apologist (1/1) 📺and they were roommates by @whatishowedyouinthedark (1/1) 🪈whistles far and wee by @foundress0fnothing (1/1)

Gwynriel:

🗡️the gods grow tired by @shardminds (1/1) 🪩Little Thief by @bibliophiliaxvignette (2/2) 🔥hotter than hell by @lalunaoscura (1/1)

Elriel:

🪢Glitch by @thesistersarcheron (4/5) 🫀listen through the wall by @shardminds (1/1)

Emorie:

🦇Why Do My Gods Look Just Like You? by @asnowfern (1/1)

Nessian:

🥀A Woman So Heartless by @velidewrites (1/1)

Rare ships:

🍽️Everybody Knows by @melonsfantasyworld (1/1) 🌞Embers by @ultadverb (4/4)

*✧𝐋&𝐃𝐒

☄️It must have been a mistake by heidini (1/1) (Caleb) 🌟Cool Off by Rei_Lemon (1/1) (Zayne) 🪐Trichotomy by kirotaan (1/1) (Caleb/Zayne/MC) 🌊Siren's Call by mostsincere (1/1) (Rafayel)

🩷Last year's fic recs

[dodger-chan]

Ten questions for fic writers:

Thanks so much for the tag, @greenlikethesea

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

69

Whelp, guess I should never write another fic, huh? (I will absolutely be writing more fics)

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

245,961

3. What fandoms do you write for?

At the moment, Stranger Things. I've previously written fic for Les Mis, X-Men (film universe), Overwatch (video game), Glitch (tv series), Umbrella Academy (comic), Dracula (novel), The Witcher (tv series), and Marmalade. Plus a few anime last century.

My usual m.o. is one of two fics exploring personal headcanon but the more I talk about a show/movie/book the more of those I develop, so the more fic I end up with.

4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I try to. I tend to get few enough to get back to everyone.

I used to not, but I got several nice replies from authors to comments and I realized that I could do that, too. So thanks Stranger Things authors, for being so friendly.

5. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge.

6. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

@sharpbutsoft and I developed a shared universe, A Bliss Like This, a Jazz Age steddie AU. But the individual fics in the universe are written by one or the other of us

I did co-write something with a classmate back in highschool, but I have no idea what happened to it, or if I'd even be willing to link it if it was on ff.net or someplace similar.

7. What's your all-time favourite ship?

I really don't have one. I tend to go for "opposites attract" sorts of pairings, where their differences are appreciated.

For me, shipping is mostly about exploring one or more of the characters involved. How they affect each other's development, how interacting helps them better understand themselves.

8. What are your writing strengths?

Tight povs. I will stay in one character's head even when they are very, very wrong about what's going on.

9. What are your writing weaknesses?

The boring parts. Plots, mainly.

10. First fandom you wrote for?

Uh, as in actually wrote down and posted somewhere? Fushigi Yuugi, I think. That or Gundam Wing.

So, what other fic authors to tag? @cchapsticck , @rosethevoid and anyone else in the mood to participate.