#witcher 3 glitch

[istwisted]

I think Roach learnt how to fly

[bruceandmary]

It is said that only one Skelliger in one thousand lays eyes on the underwater rabbit in their lifetimes. Though many have consulted the gods, the meaning of this enigmatic animal has never been established.

[stephibee]

[unknownlinguist]

HMMM, YA DON'T SAY?

[itendswithakiss]

Geralt, you good dude?

[azrean]

boys night

[this-is-not-a-slow-burn]

He's just going through some shit right now, ok?

[cha-mij]

Err... Èibhear... Why is your neck like that and why are you making a hammer-sword?

[zappycat]

I’m playing Witcher 3 on switch and I have this weird glitch where the menu will pop up at random times and I don’t know how to get it to not do that I’m enjoying the game but that’s a really annoying problem because sometimes it happens in the middle of combat if anyone know anything please let me know

[luiscosta13]

Funny Moments (Bugs/Glitches) at The Witcher 3 - Part 2

[istwisted]

Rocks

Or are they just rocks?

[dravenxivuk]

wheezing

@redpool 's Geralt loses their junk

My Shani refuses to get dressed again

Your ghosts are made of spinning triangles

Witcher 3 sure is a game, huh! xD I love it xD

No mods or anything, I played on xbox. Just the base game and the dlcs.

That’s weird then!! The game has odd bugs sometimes, I still think my ghosts aren’t supposed to be filled with floaty spinning triangles but oh well😂

[yarpharp]

Yeah so I'm like nine years late to the Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt train, but I gotta get off my chest some shit about this game while I'm just beginning to play it.

I never knew that GERALT HAD TO PUT UP WITH EXCHANGE RATES BETWEEN KINGDOMS. I never thought the game would think that hard about worldbuilding, but Holy Shite I had to go to an Actual Dwarf-run bank in a fucking city to get my money exchanged. Why did nobody tell me this? This is a fucking fascinating mechanic. I love this.

Another thing: I have read the books and watched some of the Netflix show. I am aware Witchers are treated like absolute shite. But oh my god the amount of yelled out slurs and insults I get pelted with going through towns and cities and NILFGAARDIAN CAMPS is crazy. Geralt is getting verbally abused by not just Northerners, but bitched out in LATIN by NILFGAARDIANS! It's fucking jarring and realistic and wow this is not the immersion I was expecting.

Durability really tries to fuck with you in this game too. I've played plenty of MMOs with durability counters on weapons and armor, but that shit never had any severe consequences. In this game? I have never panicked so hard as when my steel sword threatened to break on me in the middle of a fucking fight. I've reached this strange place of absent paranoia where I regularly check my gear after every big fight. Is this what mercenaries felt like in Ye Olde Europe when checking their gear? But this shit is low-key stressful.

Also... Roach. I love my horse. I love em so much. I now understand Geralt's deep attachment to his horse. Getting around is a fucking nightmare without a horse. Fuck fast travel, my homies worship the sweet brown horse that sometimes glitches violently when you whistle for her.

[damedechance]

𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲

so I compiled a list of 26 of my favorite fics (some all time faves, some more recent). If you want to give me a present, please read one (or all!) of these and then come back so we can scream about them together. Drop an emoji in my inbox if you want to know more about a particular fic. The numbers are chapter counts!

*✧𝐀𝐂𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐑

Azris:

🐦‍⬛what hath night to do with sleep by @iftheshoef1tz (14/14) 🐮Howl by @iftheshoef1tz (12/12) 🧠tell them i'm the worst by @witch-and-her-witcher (1/1)

Elucien:

💾You Look Like Bad News by @the-lonelybarricade (2/2) 😈Bow Down by @shadowisles-writes (1/2) 💘all is for love, is for mind by @shardminds (1/1) 🌕full moon, white honey by @shardminds (1/1)

Feysand:

👑The Thief and the Rake by @popjunkie42 (3/18) 🤍Down Bad by @shadowisles-writes (1/1) 🍀Good Luck Charm by @whatishowedyouinthedark (4/4) 🖋️A Tight Little Skirt by @separatist-apologist (1/1) 📺and they were roommates by @whatishowedyouinthedark (1/1) 🪈whistles far and wee by @foundress0fnothing (1/1)

Gwynriel:

🗡️the gods grow tired by @shardminds (1/1) 🪩Little Thief by @bibliophiliaxvignette (2/2) 🔥hotter than hell by @lalunaoscura (1/1)

Elriel:

🪢Glitch by @thesistersarcheron (4/5) 🫀listen through the wall by @shardminds (1/1)

Emorie:

🦇Why Do My Gods Look Just Like You? by @asnowfern (1/1)

Nessian:

🥀A Woman So Heartless by @velidewrites (1/1)

Rare ships:

🍽️Everybody Knows by @melonsfantasyworld (1/1) 🌞Embers by @ultadverb (4/4)

*✧𝐋&𝐃𝐒

☄️It must have been a mistake by heidini (1/1) (Caleb) 🌟Cool Off by Rei_Lemon (1/1) (Zayne) 🪐Trichotomy by kirotaan (1/1) (Caleb/Zayne/MC) 🌊Siren's Call by mostsincere (1/1) (Rafayel)

🩷Last year's fic recs

[coffeeandmagicaltales]

Welcome to my fiction <3

Hogwart's Legacy/Harry Potter oriented fiction:

Summary: The defender of Hogwarts, a fifth-year student, Morana (≈19), doesn't feel the taste of victory, but the pain of responsabilities tied to the ancient magic. After Professor Fig's death, prof. Sharp was supposed to take on the role of her mentor. Not because he wanted to, but because others had refused... Why? LINK TO THE AUROR & THE DEVIL [here]

Summary: Rilla and Aesop Sharp first met when Aesop was just beginning his career. Later their fates crossed second time while Sharp was a 30-year old, talented, ambitious, Auror obedient to the Ministry of Magic... and Rilla was accused of murdering her husband.

💙 Prologue kinda EXCERPT

Part 1 in progress

Red Dead Redemption/Witcher/Others oriented fiction:

Peculiar stories written by Arthur Morgan. Short, funny tales, mixed AU. What if our cowboy met a Witcher? Ghosts? Aliens? The world he lives in is already full of secrets and sometimes glitches... LINK TO ARTHUR MORGAN's MOST PECULIAR TALES FROM THE TRAIL [HERE]

Stand alone:

Those stories can be read without any particular order- mostly funny, cozy fluff.

💚 Part 1 The Aelf on the shelf (fluff)

That last day before Christmas, potion master Aesop Sharp becomes the victim of a very tricky potion brewed by Garreth Weasley and... Becomes as small as an elf. Will this Christmas be merry for him this year?

💚 Part 2 Count sheep, professor (fluff) in progress

Will there be ONE normal lesson with Garreth? The year had just begun and Mrs Weasley turned the whole class to flock of sheep. Professor Sharp has to find each and every student. It won't be easy. The flock is scattered, happily eating grass across Highlands.

[dreadfutures]

my copy of witcher 3 has been glitching all day, Geralt permacrouched mid air, or the camera stuck inside Geralt... rip