#witchbcy

[sparkles0n]

" Why do you smell like..... contaminated coconut water? "

@witchbcy :

❝ at least I don’t wear the stench of DIRT and mold as shamelessly as you wear your five dollar Spirit Halloween suit . I think a Victorian era coffin somewhere is MISSING the corpse of a sickly child, so you’d better get back to your box . ❞

[question-marked]

" Everyone knows Super Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Batman? Perchance. "

"Yes the Mario games are very fun, and Mario is cool as fuck. I also agree that Batman has an mysterious aura surrounding him, but Mario isn't a bullying brutish piece of shit like Batman is. Me and Batman have a long history, and I fucking hate him with a burning passion...although that's very obvious. Also...who do you work for?"

[dementedspeedster]

" Thank you. " Just barely managing to hold back his tears, he takes the glass and tastes the lemony goodness, eyes wide in surprise. He'd never had lemonade before, always assuming it would be incredibly sour, but this was sweet and delicious.

" This is delicious. You're very kind. "I take back anything mean I've ever said about your hair. "

Always Accepting || Misc Asks @witchbcy

As Thad sips at his own glass of lemonade, he watches Witchboy take his own sip. He watched and saw surprise turn to wonder and enjoyment before his very eyes. It was honestly a nice sight to share in, and he was glad that he like it. "Right? It's sweet, but still a bit tart and so crisp and refreshing." Thad smiled.

But soon enough his smile was replaced with his own look of surprise at hearing the other's remark. "Oh." He gasps out quietly. He took it back? No one ever really took back any of the rude of means things they said about him, but here he was. It was...well, surprising. "Wow, uh, um. Thanks. I appreciate that."

[1mpulsee]

" Why are we sitting in the tree? Huh? Why, Bart? Ignore the knife in my hands, answer my question. " :)

❝ K - I - S - S - I - N - G !!! ❞

[enignoema-a]

" You look like you would buy a yacht just to look cool and in the process go 500 000 dollars into debt. And the yacht gets painted green. "

Bully Ed hours || Always accepting

"... A boat actually could be useful."

"Hey Oz-"

[z0mburger-reviews]

Ate one of their burgers and survived despite the agonies 2/10

THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE TO SEE! hope you live long enough to make that a zero! 😊👎

[lilmelvin]

@witchbcy

There's an almost uncomfortably long staring contest going on with this small blonde.. and a cat. It's just, well, it made a noise at Bobby. And if she didn't know better, then it could just fully see the 16 foot teddy bear.

"How come your cat can see Bobby?" That was weird. And new. "He's hiding right now, but it doesn't seem to matter."

[briimstne]

" Pyromaniac. "

@witchbcy :

UNPROMPTED — always accepting !!

❝ you should know people like that obsess over the UNTAMABLE NATURE of fire . haha, no no, you should NOT be wary of pyromaniacs . I do not OBSESS over destruction being beyond my control . a pyromaniac I am not . ❞

❝ FIRE BENDS TO MY EVERY WILL . that is what you should worry yourself about, child . ❞

[z0mburger]

Just straight up hands him a lidded jar filled with live spiders. " Boba pearls with legs. For you. "

💀 — [ to be handed a jar filled with spiders wasn't was contorted his expression into perturbation, it was the description. ]

" Is everything alright at home? It seems like you come to me when you give in to a darkness in your soul; something sick and twisted. I feel like you draw crayon pictures of your imaginary friend that looks like an ominous black scribble with red eyes. "

" Keep 'em coming, though. You've got a knack for dreaming up abominations against god, and I might just be your Shark Tank. "

[gunslinginnhogtyin]

The cowboy gawks as the explosive lands mere feet from them, his eyes darting to the other male, brows furrowed in disbelief.

“That was awful!” He exclaims incredulously, throwing his arms out in exasperation. “I said with yer goddamn strong arm, man! That thing could blow any second!”

Quickly, Butch rushes over the pluck the explosive back up and reels it back before giving it a hard toss, sending it flying far away. Then, he plugs his ears, expecting to hear a loud explosion any second now. His eyes cast a glare in the others direction. Was he trying to get them killed!?

" Oooh, I see. " He faked the curiousity and impressiveness of this 'newfound' information, playing as dumb as he could.

" I'll do it then! I'll throw it real far! " Winding up, he aims, he throws, he lands the dud explosive exactly 5 feet away from them, turns to Butch, and smiles as if he threw it an olympic length away from them. " Like that? "

[dementedspeedster]

Gives him another lemon but this one has googly eyes on it.

Always Accepting || Misc. Asks @witchbcy

Thad accepts this lemon as well. He gives this lemon a good shake and watches its googly eyes rattle wildly on its 'head,' before he peels off the googly eyes and sticks them to Klarion's forehead. Just right above his eyebrows, so it looks like he has an additional pair of eyes.

"There. Now you look even better than a lemon."

[lmitations]

however my birthday’s coming up 🌚 so if anyone wants to buy it for me 🌚🌚🌚

idk what happened to my nitw download bc i have played it but its nowhere to be found on my laptop

[1mpulsee]

❌

Send in a ❌ to hear something rude my muse has thought about yours — accepting !!

❝ annoying ❞

[enignoema-a]

" I see you've lost your mind. Luckily for us all, Arkham has a cell dedicated to you. " He eyes the others pizza-topping choices with disgust.

Unprompted asks || Always accepting

"Arkham clearly can't contain me." He bites into the slice- coconut flakes and shrimp. "Order your own if you're not even going to try it"

[sparkles0n]

@witchbcy :

❝ i will give you a hundred dollars cash right now if you run along and leave me be . maybe then you'd be able to afford a haircut that's bearable to look at . ❞

" Why do you smell like..... contaminated coconut water? "

@witchbcy :

❝ at least I don’t wear the stench of DIRT and mold as shamelessly as you wear your five dollar Spirit Halloween suit . I think a Victorian era coffin somewhere is MISSING the corpse of a sickly child, so you’d better get back to your box . ❞

[z0mburger]

" Merry christmas and happy holidays and so on. I got you a gift. It's a chicken burger. "

Hands him a live seagull stuffed between two pieces of bread with a little bit of sidewalk weeds salad on the underside of of the bird and a few pickles and tomatoes on the overside. There's a card on the top bread, blued on with a dash of sriracha mayo that just says 'to you from me'.

ooc ; sorry this is late i GENUINELY thought i imagined this ask it's insane /pos 🖤

💀 — [ though his hands instinctively accept this ' gift, ' his face acts as if the two aren't corresponding.

is this a prank? an insult? -- what're kids doing these days, a READ?

unsure of what emotion to convey ( as this poor, soiled bird tries to peck at its own condiments, ) he settles on amazement. ]

" This is DEMENTED, my guy ... Are you possessed? "