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[leftneb]

48, 66 for f1 asks?

f1 asks

48. What would your dream podium be?

ouhh difficult question actually, it depends a lot on the situation I think? McLaren 1-2 is a given (considering my digital footprint obviously yk) but which one of them I'd prefer to win the race is, let's say, circumstantial, but either is good. if I had to choose I'd go Oscar P1 with Lando P2 and:

Nico Hülkenberg P3. he deserves it. god what I'd give to see him winning

66. Is there a ship you would like more people to know about?

my kneejerk answer to this is carcar, though I think it's less that people don't know about them and more that the whole hate-hate dynamic isn't necessarily for everyone (they're missing out IMO but I can't transfer the brainworms onto everyone else unfortunately). alternatively: frando/nor(a)pinto + piapinto solely because of how much of a silly factor Franco adds to the landoscar dynamic. but also BEARNELLI BEARNELLI BEARNELLI

[deafleppard]

thanks for the follow, Cool Person… i am intrigued… why do you hate cheese… and what are fiber arts! — wiz / Wisteriagoesvroom

Howdy howdy! Hate is maybe a strong word but in spite of being wildly white I just. Don’t like the taste or texture of cheese like 95% of the time (the exceptions are like standard goldfish, some mac and cheese, and really stretchy mozzarella sticks). And fiber arts are forms of art that use “fibers” as the main medium, but for me personally I crochet, knit, and embroider mostly :)

[monacodarling]

would you rather fight one gozilla sized lando or one hundred mouse-sized oscar piastris - wiz

One Hundred Mouse-Sized Oscar Piastris of course that would be so annoying!! Or maybe I won’t I’ll dress him up as Stuart Little or smth

One godzilla sized Lando is like still adult sized Lando it will make me wanna bully him

[zellaspinna]

duets and damaged equipment

[transbrucewayne]

SHE’S ALREADY SO DEAR TO ME

the girl!mark au that you're cooking on discord with a similarly insane moot (@transbrucewayne) is something that can be so personal

[epaulando]

from @wisteriagoesvroom's amazing post.

[dirchristophernolan]

F1 Media AU | The Silver War

HBO’s “The Silver War” delves into the captivating tale of Formula 1 titans, Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg, whose childhood friendship transformed into one of the most intense rivalries in the history of motorsport. With unprecedented access to exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes footage, and archival race footage, “The Silver War” offers a comprehensive and gripping account of the highs, lows, and dramatic moments that characterized this now legendary duel, from their mutual support in their quest for success in the early karting days, to the growing tensions as they find themselves competing for the World Drivers Championship. Yet, amidst the fierce competition, glimpses of their enduring respect and shared history emerge, offering a bittersweet reminder of the bond that once united them. Through poignant storytelling and captivating narrative, “The Silver War” presents a nuanced portrayal of the Hamilton-Rosberg saga, illuminating the profound impact of friendship, rivalry, and the relentless pursuit of greatness in the world of Formula 1.

For @wisteriagoesvroom & @supercollide

[lyslsstuff]

Happy Pride Month f1 fans. (Based on @wisteriagoesvroom post)

[strwbrryfire]

HAPPILY EVER AFTER BELOW THE WAIST!

( full slightly n s ef double u under the cut <3)

leaked footage of post strip poker on the airmax .

(( an early xmas gift to @wanderingblindly & the guidebook + @drivestraight + @wisteriagoesvroom for being so totally tubular!!))

happy holidays ♥️

[kingkestrel]

Software instability

(rating m, 16.5k) Detroit Become Human AU, Android Oscar, Robot/Human Relationships.

Lando moved to the chopping board and nervously eyed the large pile of vegetables, some of which he didn't even know the names of, let alone how to prepare.

“Here,” Oscar flipped the knife in his hand then slid the handle into Lando’s open palm. He then manoeuvred himself behind the brit and peered over his left shoulder to observe.

Lando felt his stomach lurch. With shaky hands, he started chopping.

“You’re going to hurt yourself like that.” Oscar commented as soon as Lando made the first cut, his voice was like honey against the shell of Lando’s ear. It sent a shiver down his spine and a wave of heat crashing in his lower stomach.

READ HERE

@leftneb @lyslsstuff @lottie1824 @vibes-and-visuals @flesh-n-brain-rot @bystandrr @wanderingblindly @wisteriagoesvroom @roosterhouse @jaecantwrite @chandelier-s-notebook @scythewrites @krankliu @inchidentally

[leftneb]

6, 35 for f1 asks

ello again wiz ty for letting me yap lmao 🫶🫶

f1 asks

6. Do you have a movie that changed your F1 perspective?

I'm ngl I've not watched a single F1 movie (although I've been wanting to get around to Rush for... a while) but I HAVE watched all 6 seasons of DTS, for the better or for the worse. can't say it changed my mind on anything apart from like, introducing me to just how silly team principals can be and making me process rain is the great equalizer 6 separate times so, nope. my F1 perspective is pure-bred and RPF based only

35. Is there a championship battle you most enjoyed?

oof the only championship battle I've actually witnessed for myself was the absolutely hair-greying shitshow of this year but I wouldn't. say I uh, enjoyed it in... many capacities. best I have is living vicariously through the people talking about the 2021 and 2022 battles, both of which would have probably made me want to stop watching F1 just as much as this year's battle so I'll go.... fuck it 2016. definitely would've ended it all watching that one but it's iconic

[lovelylotusf1]

Poem - "Love my enemies, enemy my love" by Rebecca Seiferle [X]

This is my contribution to the Carloscar fandom. Spread the word and let's be delusional together!

Tagging people who I've seen in the Carloscar tag: @wisteriagoesvroom @carlosheinz @carlos55inz

[monacodarling]

hi bud it’s been ages since I’ve snuck into your ask box - is there a wip u have that u think about a lot? pls tell us about it! if you want. — wiz

WIZZZZ I MISSED YOU

i was recovering from flu like a couple of days ; - ;

Definitely! There's one short one, and one long one I'm preparing for! Hbu???

Idk if its anything interesting!

But the long one is definitely a WAG prompt, and the other one is a very very very very self indulgent childhood friends to one night stand to strangers to friends to lovers and im so so so excited for it!!!!!

Depending on my mood there are definitely some stuff im excited to write about but just my health has been not so good lately sadly :c

how about you!!

[cx-boxbox]

Old Habits Die Hard

(Lando/Oscar/Carlos, E, ~15.5k)

The downside of Oscar's job is that he's always in danger. And the pros? None. Well, unless one counts having a massive crush on his employer, who has the sex drive of a rabbit and is practically always half-naked. But the fact that his employer is literally part of the mafia is definitely off-putting.

Oh, and he's married.

With @blueballsracing, @kichona-s, and @wisteriagoesvroom!

(Highly recommend you read on mobile.)

[wisteriagoesvroom]

(insert soothing noises and there-there assurances here)

but in all seriousness, I love that when you’re like oscar!! im also like oscar!! bc the enthusiasm and affection is catching. very influencing to unsuspecting anons like me. also your writing :00 im terrible at putting this stuff into words but it’s always a pleasure to read!!

hope the rest of your months pass much better than this one and the horrors do not persist too much <3

*cathartic scream* thank you!! lawd. it’s been. a. WEEK! nothing like a parasitic case of the oscaritis amirite?

also not to be like pathetic on main and idk if you mean my tumblr ramblings or fic writing when it comes to writing but i get exceptionally self conscious about the latter sometimes and. it really means a lot when people tell me they enjoyed shit. idk. thank you again 🥺

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[polarprude]

@wisteriagoesvroom they accepted the mission