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TFEH & Fruitmarket present... In A State Of Flux: Constance/Nyoukis / Hexakaidecagon / Off Brand at Fruitmarket, Edinburgh: 24/10/24.

Fruitmarket have invited TFEH to curate an evening of performances responding to the work of Barry Le Va, to coincide with their 'In A State Of Flux' retrospective exhibition this November, so we proudly present the unkempt avant-thoughts of Karen Constance & Dylan Nyoukis, Hexakaidecagon & Off Brand on 24/11/24. You can find out more & buy tickets here.

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im literally begging to hear some of prudence's opinions on the other families in town. we know how she felt about the blossoms, the andrewses were ok... but did she hate hirams parents as well as hiram? what did she think of hermiones family? the joneses? the kellers? or just give me some of prudences opinions on anything im not picky

The Lodges... talk about a father who was never around to look after his own son (business trips every other week? suuure) and a wino mother and too much money to even know what to do with! 

The Gomez family was wonderful. They lived down the street. Mrs. Gomez always had the best gossip and stopped by for coffee at least twice a week. Their kids were the same ages, their daughters best friends. Oh, and maybe even her little Hal would marry their Hermione one day. Sure, she’s made him several times in elementary school but, you know, they were kids..

Jones? Horrible. She didn’t like to judge people just because they were from the Southside but that man. Ugh.

The Kellers were respectable! A good family! Hal was lucky that Tommy spoke to him. Maybe they could be best friends one day. Better than hanging out with that Hiram...

Mary’s family (the Moores? The Madiens? who even knows anymore) were such nice people but she didn’t have them by very often. Gertrude once told her they probably turned down her invitations all the time because they were sick of all her strange questions about Judaism but why! She was honestly curious. 

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TOM FUN AND DEREK

Tom Fun was a minor character who made small, but memorable appearances in the second series of  'The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer'. His first mention, in the intro to episode one, was as co-inventor of cheese, along with fellow children's entertainer Mr Grapefruit Drink. He also appeared in the final episode, as part of the "Country File" parody, off for a cliff walk replete with carrier bag full of snouts, trolley of cakes and a vat of sherry on his back. He was hopeful he would "have a lot of fun!"

I, for one, was delighted by his regular appearances in 'Bang Bang', mostly because of Bob's turn as Derek. Here, the characters were expanded and developed into weird and slightly unsavoury innocents, with a childlike sense of 'fun' and possessed of an almost desperate optimism. Events like prising up cobbles, stealing a clockwork diver, lurking in drains or rooting around in a skip would, for Tom and Derek, liven up the drabbest day.

It's difficult to know how to take this pair. There are certainly some sinister undertones lurking, but to what degree should they be acknowledged? Derek was a particularly tragic figure, frequently getting them thrown out of lodgings and perpetually hopeful of Giro Day's dawn. Clearly unhinged, and not far off your stereotypical 'wino', Vic Reeves has also indicated him to be Tom's homosexual lover and hinted that it was Derek's noise, while in the throes of ecstasy, which got them consistently evicted from their various places of slumber. Add to this the fact they're obviously homeless, spend much of their time wandering the deserted streets of a dreary British seaside resort and you end up with two wretched, but sadly modern figures.

Then there was Tom (in The Smell), talking about a previous walk where he'd been accompanied by 'a small boy dressed as a mouse'... But let's not go there.

Some marvelous moments of dialogue complemented these sketches. Notably, "I noticed as I was passing my morning wine..." or "Tom, did you pass any morning toffee?" Strangest though was the last line in the series, "I want a tomato, Tom!"

Tom Fun and Derek were a great comic invention, one of 'Bang Bang's' highlights, and warmer-hearted than many characters in the series.

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Ultimate Experiences in Israel

Few destinations offer the variety and vibrancy that travelers find in Israel, where there are millennia of history, miles of scenic landscapes, and dozens of friendly people willing to share the traditions and struggles of their culture. Despite the recent conflicts in the area, the country remains safe for tourists, a place where travelers can come to learn, relax, and partake in some unforgettable experiences. Here are our picks for the top ways to spend your time there.

Party in Tel Aviv

With a young and incredibly LGBT-friendly population (over a quarter of the city’s residents are under thirty-five), Tel Aviv’s bustling nightlife scene easily rivals much larger cities. Bars like Radio EPGB often don’t get crowded until midnight, and you can find plenty of DJs and dance parties going until dawn. For those looking for something more low-key, wine bars usually offer great deals before 10 p.m. and are just as fabulous and chic as the nightclubs.

Explore Israeli Markets

The best way to truly get a sense of local Israeli life is to visit a city market, where you'll find vendors peddling fruits, vegetables, nuts, cheeses, and other local delicacies alongside unique handmade crafts, jewelry, and other items that make perfect souvenirs. In Tel Aviv, don't miss the Carmel Market and the Levinsky spice market, and Jerusalem is well known for its huge Machane Yehuda market.

Caucasian man reads a book floating in the waters of the Dead Sea in Israel.

Float in the Dead Sea

Known as the lowest point on Earth, the super salty Dead Seacan't sustain any living things, but it does offer the surreal chance to float in one of the most buoyant bodies of water in the world. Submerse yourself (avoid the eyes!) and experience the water’s often celebrated healing properties. Be sure to slather on some Dead Sea mud, known to treat skin and muscle ailments.

Panoramic view of the Old city of Acre (Akko), Mediterranean, Israel; Shutterstock ID 111932201; Project/Title: 15 Ultimate Experiences in Israel; Downloader: Fodor's Travel

Wander Around Akko

Now a UNESCO World Heritage Site, the ancient city of Akkoinvites visitors to spend an afternoon wandering its diverse and enchanting streets. The main tourist attraction is the Crusader ruins scattered throughout the city (and underground), but the charm also comes from the mosques and Arab markets dotting the cobblestone roads, as well as the port filled with fishing boats and old ramparts.

Sample the Seafood

Israel’s location on the Mediterranean coast not only means beautiful beaches, but an abundance of seafood—think everything from shrimp and calamari to sole and caviar. While the country’s small size means inland cities like Jerusalem can still provide a delicious seafood meal, it’s the coast where you’ll find the best of the best. An absolute can’t-miss is Uri Buri in Akko, where owner Uri Yirmias serves up inventive and delicious tasting menus focused on freshly caught seafood.

Walk Around Tel Aviv’s Neighborhoods

Officially known as Tel Aviv-Yafo, the city’s many neighborhoods tell the story of the dynamic between a 4,000-year-old port and one of the youngest populations in the Middle East. Yafo (or Jaffa as it's now known) is one of the oldest cities in the world, filled with important religious sites, open-air plazas, and several boutique shops and art galleries. Connected by an oceanfront promenade, modern-day Tel Aviv is just over one hundred years old, with neighborhoods like colorful Neveh Tzedek offering destination restaurants, bustling cafes, and upscale boutiques.

Visit Jerusalem’s Old City

Considered the holiest place for all three major monotheistic religions, Jerusalem’s old city exudes history, passion, and lessons in the challenges and beauty of coexistence. Visit the Jewish Quarter and the fervent worshipers at the 2,000-year-old Western Wall, follow the Stations of the Cross to the magnificent Church of the Holy Sepulcher, and wander around the Arab markets while admiring the golden Dome of the Rock on the Temple Mount from afar.

Tour a Winery (or Three)

One of the most ancient winemaking regions in the world, Israel has produced top-notch wines since biblical times. It’s now home to over 300 wineries, varying from huge producers to smaller boutique wineries you’re only able to sample here. Highlights include Carmel Winery (the first major winery in the region and still the biggest), Golan Heights Winery, and the smaller Flam Winery in the Judean Hills. Insider Tip: All respectable winos are only as good as the cheese they indulge in, so don’t miss the Shai Seltzer Cheese & Goats Farm located about 20 minutes outside of Jerusalem. Gregarious owner Shai Seltzer and his son produce several unique and tasty cheeses you can sample (along with wine, of course) and buy on the premises.

Galilee is a large region in northern Israel which is t raditionally divided into Upper Galilee, Lower Galilee and Western Galilee . The picture shows a typical Galilean breakfast. Ein Kamunim. Photo by Itamar Grinberg.

Dig Into an Israeli Breakfast

What exactly is Israeli food, you might ask? There’s no better way to acquaint yourself with the country’s gastronomic pleasures than partaking in a traditional Israeli breakfast. Almost all hotels offer a healthy spread (typically included in the cost of a room) of fruits, cheeses, salads, yogurts, breads, smoked salmon, and a variety of croissants and other baked goods. Don’t miss the shakshouka, eggs poached in spicy tomato sauce.

Relive History at Masada

Located in the Negev Desert overlooking the Dead Sea, the ancient fortress of Masada remains a powerful reminder of the region's long history. Herod the Great chose this towering plateau as the site to build his extravagant palace, which was eventually used as a fortress for the last remaining Jews in Israel who refused to surrender to the conquering Romans. Take the cable car or walk the Snake Path (about 45 minutes) up the mountain and explore what remains of this impressive site.

Appreciate Tel Aviv’s Art Scene

The art scene in Tel Aviv is not to be underestimated. Larger museums like the Tel Aviv Museum of Art and the Ilana Goor Museum offer upscale exhibitions from well-known artists, while the streets themselves are filled with striking examples of Bauhaus architecture. Don’t miss out on the smaller galleries where lesser-known artists sample their works, particularly in Old Jaffa. Ever since the government stopped covering up graffiti, street art has also blossomed, especially in the area around Florentine Street.

Remember the Past at Yad Vashem

Prepare yourself for a sobering and powerful experience at Yad Vashem, the Holocaust History Museum in Jerusalem, which is also an active research facility. Several galleries take you through the startling history leading up to and after the Holocaust, while video interviews and personal artifacts lend a necessary reality to this dark part of our history. It's often an understandably emotional and undeniably important experience for many visitors

Chow Down on Some Street Food

Israel is a country of constantly intermingling cultures, and nowhere is this more apparent than the street food samplings. Flavors and delicacies from several Middle Eastern countries make an appearance with strong Greek, Spanish, and North African influences. Be sure to try halva (a sesame-flavored dessert), tahini (a sesame paste), falafel, hummus, and shawarma. Insider Tip: If you're in Tel Aviv, you can sample almost all of the above at Miznon (21 Gabirol, Tel Aviv; +972 3 716 8977), which offers traditional Israeli street food (mostly pita-based) with a French twist. Don't miss the ratatouille pita, the baked cauliflower, or the Nutella ice cream pita for dessert.

Stay in a Boutique Hotel

While plenty of big-name hotels can be found everywhere in the country, the best lodging experiences are often found at smaller boutique hotels, where you can appreciate both the Israeli eye for design and the country’s well-known hospitality. Standouts include the Brown TLV in Tel Aviv, which puts pampering at the forefront of your lodging experience, and Efendi Hotel in Akko, which exudes both history and luxury (the extensive wine cellar is another plus).

Venture Into the Negev Desert

Take a break from Israel's cities and plunge into the awe-inspiring landscapes that can be found within the Negev. Adrenaline seekers will discover plenty to love here. You can find the best camel treks, jeep tours, and desert hiking. However you choose to explore, you’ll uncover rugged scenery set among ancient historical sites. Afterward, settle in at the resort town of Eilat, dramatically set on the coast of the Red Sea. Read the full article

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Niesamowite odkrycie jakiego dokonaliśmy w podlądyńskim Lesie Epping,  jak również udział w turnieju rycerskim na zamku Hever nie mogły nie obić się bez echa i szybko dotarły na dwór królowej. Nie trzeba było więc długo czekać i w końcu zostaliśmy zaproszeni przez samą królową, aby uczestniczyć w polowaniu i uczcie przygotowywanej w jednej z jej posiadłości niedaleko gdzie mieszkamy. Nie wiedzieliśmy czego się spodziewać, bo to w końcu królowa, która kojarzy się z etykietą, dworem i co tu dużo mówić sztywnością w obyciu. Szybko jednak okazało się, że biesiadować uczyć się trzeba od najlepszych i to w najlepszych miejscach. A miejsce gdzieśmy byli – wino i miód pili – jest niesamowite.. 

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Przenieś się w czasie w Domku myśliwskiego królowej Elżbiety

Domek myśliwski królowej Elżbiety (Queen Elizabeth’s Hunting Lodge), jest unikalnym przykładem budynku z muru pruskiego (timber-framed building), który przetrwał do dnia dzisiejszego otoczony królewskim lasem myśliwskim. Domek ten pełni dziś funkcję  muzeum, a także jest miejscem, gdzie odbywają się liczne wydarzenia historyczne. Goście Domku królowej, zbudowanego w 1543 roku na rozkaz króla Henryka VIII, mogą podziwiać stałą wystawę pokazującą jak jadło się oraz ubierało w czasach Tudorów, oraz poczuć atmosferę tego niezwykłego budynku, takiego jakim został wybudowany blisko 500 lat temu.

Co warto zobaczyć

W Domku letniskowym królowej Elżbiety (Queen Elizabeth’s Hunting Lodge) znajdują się trzy piętra, każde z inną ekspozycją tematyczną.

Na parterze możemy podziwiać suto zastawiony stół, na którym znajdują się kulinarne dzieła kucharzy królowej, którzy uraczyli nas wykwintnymi daniami z czasów Tudorów.

Pierwsze piętro to również uczta, ale dla miłośników mody. Znajduje się tutaj bogaty wybór strojów jakie nosili poddani królowej w epoce Tudorów, a które można przymierzyć i poczuć się jak poddany Jej Wysokości Królowej Elżbiety. Jest to również miejsce gdzie można zapoznać się z różnymi herbami, ich pochodzeniem i znaczeniem.

Z okien drugiego piętra można natomiast podziwiać najbardziej spektakularny widok na Las Epping i wyobrazić go sobie jak wyglądał w dzień polowań. Na tym piętrze również podziwiać mały zestaw łamigłówek z konstrukcji dachu z drewna w tym domu Tudorów.

Widok (the View)

Nieopodal znajduje się również bardziej nowoczesne miejsce zwane Widokiem (the View) 🙂

The View jest idealnym miejscem na rozpoczęcie dnia w Lesie, jest to bowiem prawdziwe centrum informacji z mapami, pomocnymi pracownikami, częstymi imprezami i dwukierunkowymi oznakowanymi szlakami zaczynającymi się od tylnych drzwi.

Możesz tutaj dowiedzieć się także o historii Lasu Epping poprzez interaktywne wyświetlacze, jak również zobaczyć regularne wystawy sztuki i historii tego obszaru Anglii. Co ważne dla wszystkich podróżujących z dziećmi, w tym miejscu znajdują się też nowoczesne toalety, w tym miejsca, gdzie można przewinąć najmłodszych poddanych królowej.

Gdzie na kawę?

Jeśli śledzisz mój blog, to wiesz, że pałam miłością do kawy, ale też do miejsc gdzie można usiąść, porozmawiać i napić się tego trunku. Wizyta u królowej musi skończyć się na kawie, żeby porozmawiać o nowinkach prosto z dworu i nieco odpocząć od natłoku wrażeń. Z pomocą przychodzi knajpka, którą możnaby po polsku przetłumaczyć jako “Spiżarnia w schronisku kamerdynerów” (The larder at butlers retreat). Można tutaj nie tylko napić się kawy czy herbaty, ale również zjeść smaczne i ekologiczne posiłki.

Ceny i godziny otwarcia

Wejście do muzeum jest darmowe, a ekspozycje podziwiać można od wtorku do niedzieli w godzinach 10 – 17. Istnieje również możliwość zorganizowania wejścia grupowego z przewodnikiem po uprzedniej rezerwacji na stronach dla grup dzieci i grup dorosłych.

Adres i dojazd

Queen Elizabeth’s Hunting Lodge 8 Rangers Road Chingford London, E4 7QH

  Źródło: www.cityoflondon.gov.uk

  Oryginalna mapka w formacie PDF: Epping Forest (300KB)

Zobacz na Google Map

Parking

Ograniczony parking dostępny jest bezpośrednio przed domem. Obejmuje on miejsca na jedynie dwa samochody. Dodatkowe miejsca parkingowe dostępne są jednak na parkingach znajdujących się nieopodal Barn Hoppitt oraz Chingford Plain car parks.

A może ślub w Domku Myśliwskim u królowej?

Domek Myśliwski królowej Elżbiety ma od niedawna licencję na wykonywanie wesel i związków partnerskich. Więcej informacji można dowiedzieć się na specjalnej stronie ślubów.

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An Insider’s Look At The Dark Underbelly Of Amusement Parks

There’s nothing better than an theme park: The stimulates of the roller coaster, the savors of the fair food, the smells of that neat carny who wants to show you his van — absolutely, it is a common … of delight. And then we realized the ghastly blunder of talking to the people who work there, and spoilt all of the splendor. After they clicked out of their flashbacks, sweating and hollering, they illuminated a cigarette, and told us …

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Brutal Fistfights Are Depressingly Common

Riding a roller coaster in the winter is like going blasted in the appearance by an ice-shotgun, so theme parks tend to do the majority of members of their business in the summer. That comes with its own difficulties: Between the hot, the long wrinkles, and the smell of contaminate sweat, tensions lead higher than some of the people operating the rides. Fistfights are basically ensure. Anthony, who used to work at a pretty famous theme park, tells us TAGEND

“While labor the line for[ a roller coaster move ], a monstrous engage breaks out because someone had saved a place for their brother. The parties behind them did not like it, and started screeching at them. The screeching turned into screaming, which turned into fighting. By the end the person who ‘cut’ had a broken nose and broken teeth.”

Things were pretty much the same at Worlds Of Fun in Missouri, where Nick used to work: “One era that lodges out is when I was running the think competition, where I guess your age, heavines, or birthday … One drunkard person develops waltzing up to me past all the people and requests, ‘Hey! How much is it to fucking performance ?! This game appears enjoyable! ‘”

In nature, that guy would be sounding like a serpent about now.

“I told him it’s five dollars, but you’ll have to go to the back of the line, a “mens and” his daughter are up next. He reads, ‘Fuck that! I wanna play now! ‘ ‘Sir, get out of the behavior, it’s our turn.’ ‘No! Fuck you! ‘ Then that pa smacked the drunk guy so fucking hard. Knocked out fucking cold. Both beings got kicked out of the park. I attained sure that dad got a reward for his “girls “, though. Dude deserved it.”

We’re sure the daughter had so much better recreation that day, and was in no way scarred by these events.

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Do Not Eat Anything, Ever

If you’re a fan of corn dogs, Anthony is about to spoil your day — even more than your several-corn-dog lunch would TAGEND

“Regular practice in our kitchens — when we find rodent fells — is to throw away only whatever the drops are on.”

“We had a bad rodent problem, and any of our food that was OBVIOUSLY in contact with mice was shed out, while nutrient who are able to even be in the same suitcase was saved.”

… and then put on a dish/ fasten, and, eventually, inside your mouth.

Now, for various liability-related reasonableness, we can’t tell you exactly where Anthony laboured, simply that it was a super well-known park with locatings all over the world. Not Disneyland, though, even if the rodent droppings would be a perfect thematic fit for them.

“Like many other corporations, the park was all about their bottom line, ” Anthony persists. “They will try to save money any room possible, and that, unfortunately, typically was seemed in our meat business district. Our fryers were hardly ever changed, and the petroleum would be there months. I have also understood hires droop food on the soil, and continue to use it. I have no idea if their standards have gotten better, but I refuse to eat in the common anymore.”

Though to be fair to the park, you are supposed to be wino when confronted with that decision.

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Some Parks Operate On Slave Labor

Outsourcing responsibilities is old hat. Nowadays, all the cool theme parks are really into insourcing, i.e. hiring seasonal help from abroad for so little fund, you’d “re going to have to” doubled it to call it a “slave wage.”

“Our park participates in a foreign exchange curriculum targeting economically depressed countries, ” Anthony reads, “like Turkey, and Thailand, to find students who want to participate in their foreign ‘work study’ program.”

Anthony was right to use quotation marks there, because the only act foreign exchange proletarians actually contemplated was the art of grifting.

Foreign works at Anthony’s park were brought into the country with predicts of enjoyable operate, good remunerate, and all the narcotics they could steal from the person who runs the bumper gondolas. In actuality, though TAGEND

“They are paid the same minimum wages we were, except 70 percent of their paycheck is given back to the common for chamber and board rates. Nonetheless, each chamber deemed four or five students at once, ” and taking 7/10 ths of a person’s paycheck for the privilege of sleeping under a card table isn’t exactly moral.

“There is another massive language hurdle when they first come in. They are in the common for around six months, so eventually “theyre starting” speaking English well. When we were all lastly able to communicate, they spoke of how cruel their conditions were. They seemed almost like prisoners in the camp, ” and that’s hardly an exaggeration.

The park owneds “didn’t sponsor the workers to run to America to take these enterprises, ” Anthony explains. “More often than not, construction workers have to take out loans, or get sponsorship to move out to the U.S. The rate is around $3,000 to do so. Since “they il be” being paid minimum wage and having their hire taken out of it, most laborers end up not stimulating enough to pay back the cost of what it took to operate out there.”

Well, that is pretty representative of the modern-day American experience. Good profession, theme parks?

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If You’re A Live-in Employee At An Theme park, They Own You

The problem with human employees is that they’re sometimes late, or get sick, or insist on having their own lives outside of task. That’s why theme park cannot wait for current technology to catch up to Westworld . In the meantime, they just have to settle for house some of their local proletarians in fellowship dormitories as well, thus awarding themselves an lunatic degree of govern over their workers’ lives.

Heather, who used to work at Cedar Point in Ohio, interprets: “I lived in a dorm with three beings … This method the ballpark knows exactly where you are at all times, who your friends are, who you’re dating, possibly who you slept with previously, and therefore shouldn’t work with. If they require you to come into work early, they’ll call you — knowing you live a mile and a half down the road and can get there, so ‘no’ is not really an answer.”

Hell, with a pair of binoculars, they could probably investigate what you were wearing. And then rebuke you because you weren’t wearing the park’s communal underwear.

“All of those things can, and will, be used against you( by casing or your supervision) if there is a need, to get you to apply for a certain position, or to come in early or stand belatedly, or to add a couple more weeks on to your contract.”

And if you don’t comply with all of Cedar Point’s seeks, they might form “youre working” while battling an communicable diseases. Ha, just kidding! They might shape you do that even if you’re a model employee.

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“When I came down with pink seeing, ” Heather answers, “my boss transmitted me to first assist, but first I had to finish my displacement. But because of my circumstance, I wasn’t legally let at the control panels. Marched around all morning with a bottle of handwriting sanitizer, unable to take places at rides or facilitate unbuckle seat belt because I couldn’t learn and didn’t want to spread germs … At my clinic appointment, the doctor mentioned ‘That’s pink eye. Wow. That developed overnight? This looks like you’ve had it for daytimes. What enterprise do you do? ‘ and upon hearing that I was in contact with children 10 hours a day, told me the only worse happening I could have said was that I worked with nutrient … Sent me residence for two days with antibiotics, effective immediately.”

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A Lot Of People Die At Amusement park

So just how likely are you to die at a theme park? We don’t know. In happening , none does, because there isn’t a single federal agency responsible for investigating or weighing fatalities at amusement park. Yet strangely, there is one that decides how geographical names are expended.

BradenGunem/ iStock Right now the best structure is to avoid any go where the exit is suspiciously close to disaster parking .

What we know for sure is that three of our sources determined someone expire at their park.

“Once, when I was making near The Detonator, ” Nick replies, “which is a tall ride that you sit in and it propels you upwards, someone had a heart attack and died right there. Those advice about heart attack on roller coasters, etc ., are not “re kidding” … Another day, a teenage girlfriend and a acquaintance is intended to go the Gray wolf. It’s a wooden coaster with steep mounds and such. Halfway through, her friend told me that she is intended to button accommodates. So they tried, in mid-ride, and flunked. She fell to her death.”

According to an informal sketch, those were only two of around 1,200 coincidences that emerged in America’s 400 ballparks in 2011. However, the survey came from the International Association Of Amusement park And Attractions, i.e. the parks themselves, which is a little like expecting the NRA how many gun owneds in America shot off their dicks. You know they’ll try to seriously low-ball that number.

Pgiam/ iStock It’s specially odd since so many parks are in Florida, which reports every fucking event else . Still, based on what Justin ascertained, some of those accidents were probably the blame of the victims TAGEND

“One night, a request departs out over the radio about person or persons injured on the Batman ride. This journey has the rider in a set with their feet hanging free. At one point the ride comes out of a loop close to the ground and this woman’s leg and part of the seat assembly struck individual employees[ at 50 mph] who had hopped over the fencing and was in this prohibited domain. There was no doubt he was dead, and good-for-nothing could be done except wait for the coroner. Upon inspection, his pockets were filled with a large amount of change. We figured he was attempting to collect the money that fell from people’s pockets and was in the wrong lieu at the wrong time.”

ChristiTolbert/ iStock And these sorts of occasion is why you don’t salary employees 30 percent of minimum wages . According to Justin, this same ride too killed a teenager a year later, where reference is jump-start the fence to get back the hat “hes lost”. A nearly identical coincidence happened at Anthony’s park — hat, hung roller coaster, and all TAGEND

“There was a man who lost his hat on a move, get off, and decided to climb over the barrier to get it. He aimed up getting hit by a vehicle on our[ dangled roller coaster ]. One other example occurred at our water park. A person cut through the line, crusaded through clients and the lifeguards, and climbed down one of our tallest slides, which is almost a terminated vertical cease. He toppled over and territory on the fence below. He died.”

In conclusion, the most difficult killers at amusement parks are idiocy and Darwinism. Don’t fuck with them and you’ll be OK. And perhaps stay away from the corn dogs.

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59. Nobody - Sylvia

Well I wonder, does she think she’s being clever?

Released: June 5, 1982 Song history: Written by pro songwriters Kye Fleming and Dennis Morgan in 1982, “Nobody” was given to country artist Sylvia to record for her album Just Sylvia. The song was a giant smash, reaching #1 on both the American and Canadian country charts, and did so well that it also crossed over to the Top 40 charts in both countries. Highest chart position in Canada: #5 Fun fact: Sylvia is now a certified life coach. Pretty cool, eh?

My take: Well, they can’t all be winners.

After a stellar series of hits by my favourite artists, it’s a bit disappointing to find that the last song in the 50-59 range is by a relative “nobody,” at least to my ears. Our pal Sylvia was admittedly famous beforehand, notching several hits on the RPM Country Tracks charts, but this one was so successful that it crossed over.

And no wonder--this is pretty solidly pop. I’m not sure what the state of country music was in 1982, but if this is any indication, the two genres were already indistinguishable. You’d be hard-pressed to tell this song apart from the latest hit by Olivia Newton-John or Melissa Manchester. (Reading up on it, it looks like Newton-John did start out as a country artist, so the comparison is even more apt.) There’s only the slightest bit of twang to Sylvia’s voice and guitar, and the cheap synths sound like every other song this year. It’s a little bit new wave and a little bit adult contemporary, but not rock’n’roll and definitely not country. 

But is it any good? Eh. It’s middle of the road in nearly every respect. The melody is catchy enough to get stuck in one’s head, but not in an enjoyable way--I actually find it annoying after a while. The background vocals are perfectly serviceable for the most part, but they tend to grate as well, especially the little “clever! oh-oh”s in the chorus. And in general, it just sounds very generic. They’re working from a limited sonic palette that sounds extremely 1982: bouncy synths, subtle guitar, a soft and smooth main vocal, and shrill female background vocals. There’s even a truck driver’s gear change near the end. All in all, standard stuff.

The only notable part, and the most “country” part, is the lyrics. Hokey concepts like this are a staple of country music, and can go both ways for me--I either find them funny or just groanworthy. In this case, I actually think the concept is pretty well done. The word “nobody” works as both a smokescreen for "the other woman” and a clever play on words, as in the line “I can love you like nobody can, even better.” And I can see this scenario happening in real life, which goes a long way.

Thing is, though, these lyrics would work a heck of a lot better in a true country song. And I suspect I’d enjoy "Nobody” a lot more if it were country. I can hear it in my head: a quiet steel guitar, a slower, shuffling rhythm, and a performance that acknowledged both the humour and the pathos of the lyrics. Instead, we’ve got a song that sounds too much like everything else at the time to be enjoyable. And Sylvia--who has a lovely voice--is reduced to singing like her peers, rather than being able to spread her wings. I’ve listened to her early stuff, and it’s gorgeous, miles better than this. It’s a shame. I don’t think this is a bad song, but it’s not a very good one, either.

My rating: 5/10. Both the song and the artist have untapped potential, but the poppiness of the arrangement does them no favours.

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Staying at Tintswalo Atlantic in Cape Town

As much as I love city life, sometimes I just need to get away from it all. Living in Cape Town, the best place that I’ve found to do that is Tintswalo Atlantic boutique lodge.

Nested in the Table Mountain National Park, this five-star boutique lodge feels a world away from the hustle and bustle of the city. With panoramic views of Hout Bay, this place is the ultimate escape.

Here’s my experience staying at Tintswalo Atlantic in Cape Town!

Getting to Tintswalo Atlantic

From the heart of Cape Town, Tintswalo Atlantic is just a thirty-minute drive along the stunning, coastal drive inside Table Mountain National Park.

When you’re traveling outside the major cities in South Africa, your best bet is to rent a car. It will give you the freedom to travel off the beaten path and see some of the country’s hidden treasures.

The location couldn’t be any better– consider road tripping around Chapman’s Peak to Cape Point and enjoying the Cape Peninsula during your stay.

The Hotel

Tintswalo Atlantic is the only luxury hotel in the National Park. Located beneath Chapman’s Peak, this place is a dream beachfront location!

This is definitely my favorite property in the Cape Town area, and I’m not alone in those sentiments. It’s truly the perfect weekend escape from the city, and a great option for both travelers and locals.

The Tintswalo Atlantic is typically fully booked (far in advance), so plan on booking as soon as you have a date in mind.

The Rooms

There is a fabulous selection of island suites at the Tintswalo Atlantic. Drawing inspiration from far-flung locales like Sicily, Zanzibar, and Java, each room has its own unique, effortlessly chic style.

The one thing that every island suite has in common is privacy. In each of the ten suites, you’ll feel like you’re in a private cabin by the beach.

Best of all, Tintswalo is beautiful in every season.

With decks overlooking the ocean and fireplaces to cozy up in front of, this is the perfect place to get away from it all, all year round. It’s also the perfect spot to create your own DIY spa. The rooms have heated floors and bathtubs with a breathtaking view.

They also have the softest robes I’ve ever felt—I’m actually so obsessed with the Tintswalo’s robes that I bought one to take home with me!

The Food

The Tintswalo Atlantic restaurant is focused on fresh, locally sourced, and sustainable foods. We started every day on a massive wooden deck overlooking the ocean. It’s was an ideal spot to indulge in some incredible food while taking in the ocean air.

Lunch and dinner service is always available on request and it’s all about customization.

You can even hop into the kitchen, sip some wine, and learn a few insider tricks from some of South Africa’s top chefs while they create a bespoke dining experience just for you.

The Tintswalo chefs are also exceptionally good at working with dietary restrictions, so just tell them what you are looking for, and plan to come hungry.

Activities

While it’s secluded, you could never be bored at the Tintswalo Atlantic. It’s just a quick drive to Cape Town for a world of retail therapy, endless cafés and restaurants, and some of Africa’s best nightlife. The vineyards surrounding the area are also some of my fave in the world and are a must-see for any wino.

Of course, it’s also an ideal spot to get back to nature. Go on a diving expedition, meet the locals out at Penguin Island, or chill poolside at the Tintswalo Atlantic’s sparkling pool.

  – In My Opinion –

While Cape Town’s tourism boom is typically for summer travel, I think Tintswalo is one of the best hotels to offer appeal year-round. I visited in the winter and it was so cozy and charming! On a rainy winter’s day, some hotels feel a bit dark and depressing. But, there’s a whole different charm to Tintswalo in the cold mornings and evenings.

Even though I only got a couple hours of sunshine to warm myself by the pool, I cuddled up on the patio at sunset with a blanket and cocktail in hand, and later cozied up in my robe by the fire.

As for length of stay, 1 night is perfect for locals or anyone with limited time in Cape Town. Even if you aren’t able to book a stay, it’s definitely worth reserving lunch or dinner at Tintswalo.

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Thank you to Tintswalo for hosting me during my stay. As always, thoughts and opinions expressed here are entirely my own.

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Napa Valley - Disneyland for Winos On A Budget

Napa Valley is a winos overwhelming dream.  Admittedly, we Winos are a little biased.  Mark and Stacie both lived in the Bay Area of California and visited in the 90’s whenever someone came into town to visit.  Gopi and Denise travelled extensively to Napa for ‘research’ before their wedding more than 9 years ago.  This foursome has visited together several times, but this is the first formal visit since we have launched the site.  SO, this trip was a mixture of visiting our ‘go to’ favorite wineries and some new options we uncovered.

Here are some general considerations when planning a wine tasting trip in Napa Valley:

Figure out where to fly into:

·        San Francisco – If you can visit the city, this is a good option.  As a ‘land and drive’ location, this is the worst of your three closest options. Renting a car is a pain compared to the two other airports, getting through the city and over the Golden Gate can take you a long time, and once you get past Sausalito, you will have the same type of sights as you would from the other landing points.

·        Oakland – Easy to get in and out of.  Rental car is off-site but easy to navigate. Quick baggage claim.  About an hour and ½ drive time depending on traffic. There could be a traffic issue until you get into the Benecia area.  Metro Oakland and Berkeley can get jammed up certain parts of the day, so plan for more windshield time if you are traveling during rush hours.

·        Sacramento – Probably our number one choice with all else being equal.  Fast to navigate everything and not much traffic all the way to Napa Valley.  Even with some road work, we made it in an hour and ½ on an early Friday afternoon.  By the way, most flights are the same cost as going into Oakland J

Figure out where to stay:

·        B&Bs -  There are a million options – if this is your dream vacation, we recommend spending a little more for one of these.

·        Embassy Suites -  Ok, they get a special shout out from us, but that’s because of two things:  location to Napa wineries and great breakfast to prepare for an aggressive wine tasting day. Depending on the time of year you go, this can be a very affordable option (not during ‘crush’ though).  The extra room with the pullout bed adds room for a third person or second couple if you really want to save your budget for wineries – and you REALLY  like your friends!

·        Napa Valley Wine Lodge -  This is where we stayed this trip.  Famous people through the years have stayed here.  No, not because it’s glamorous.  This simple motor lodge format has clean rooms, a pool and hot tub, and a great breakfast in the morning!  During crush the prices go through the roof, but this place kept it reasonable.  We will definitely go back.

Figure out how to get around safely:

This is the MOST IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR TRIP!!!!  You are there to drink wine.  Even if you bring your own ‘DD’, they won’t be able to resist – and they wouldn’t be reading this website probably…

·        Renting a Limo -  This is the most expensive option by far.  Ranging from $600 - $800 for a full day, unless you need the comfort for a large group and can split the cost between people, consider our other recommendations to spend your money on the wineries instead of how you got there.

·        Renting a town car/SUV with driver -  Good option for larger groups.  There are several reputable agencies (we have probably tried 4 of them) and the pricing is comparable.  Check online for any special deals.  Anyone who is driving in Napa Valley will have good customer service and some knowledge of the area.  For people who want more of a ‘Guide’, be sure to ask the person at the company for a driver that has access to wineries that require reservations or advance notice.  Those people are usually tenured drivers who can fill in the drive time with guide-like fun facts.

·        Our top pick….check back next week for our evaluation of our NEW FAVORITE OPTION AND where we went, what we thought, and how you can make your trip a Disneyland experience too!!!!!

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