#winnie and pooh and freddie too

[joseac96]

Here's Tabby the demon-cat approaching @brandontheoutcast Erma with a delicious cake for a special occasion, that I'm probably a couple of days late for at the time of posting this.

Hope she doesn't mind devil chocolate.

Happy Belated Birthday, Erma!

I also made a sketch of this drawing that I used for a draft.

[lowkeyrobin]

hi! how are u???

i was wondering if you could do mcyt x reader where they go to an amusement park? i don't realky know the specifics :P

it's totally fine if not!

also, could i please be 🦑 anon?

your writing is so good, btw :3

ooo okay I can try! ; and welcome 🦑! (I'm gonna consistently think this is an umbrella academy fan goodnight 💀) hope you enjoy your stay! ; and thank you, I appreciate it! <3

MCYT ; amusement park

includes ; tommyinnit, badlinu, maxggs, quackity & slimecicle

warnings ; language

disclaimers ; idk anything about amusement parks outside kennywood and disneyworld so probably using references and names here / may be mixed up cause I don't remember all the different places / pretend like it's in Europe for tommy, freddie & max and in america for Charlie & Quackity

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

he's so fuckin scared of the rides with insane heights that go really fast

soooo many pictures

he will NOT be going on them unless it's to impress you (shout out university crush)

if there's any water rides he's forcing you on them 🗣🗣

he buys any snacks/food or little souvenirs you want lol

you both go home tired and lowkey sleep on the train and almost miss ur stop

you're probably vlogging too

"guys, Tommy's scared of the phantom"

"look at that fuckin thing! I'm not going on that, ill fly out!"

"true, you're a six foot twig"

"I swear to god, y/n..."

FREDDIE BADLINU

he's getting on most rides w you

he loves the swings lmao

you got a handful of pics but you're mostly living in the moment

dippin dots go crazy

you go on the little kids rides for shits and giggles and adults are looking at u like 🤨😒

yk on that Winnie the Pooh ride line there's the screens and it's like honey and u can draw on it temporarily? yall stood there for a solid 10 mins cause the long line drawing dicks and random stuff

ice cream!!!! it's so good

you make a tiktok

"wheres harry potter land??"

"....y/n were at disneyworld"

it's your mission to piss of Disney adults

MAXGGS

literally up for anything

he got you both silly sunglasses and you wore them around all day

you literally go on Kalis River Rapids twice because why not

you SPRINT for Tianas Bayou Adventure (I wanna go so bad to see this omfg)

he makes you re-ride the barnstormer like 5 times (me core)

you immediately go for the fast paced / thrilling rides like space mountain and tower of terror (ik these are different just pretend I can't remember many rides...)

then at the end of the day you do the safari ride / avatar ride / ykwim

so many cute pics and videos 💔 literally spammed ur Instagrams when u got back

ALEX QUACKITY

he does not wanna go on things like space mountain or thunder mountain bro

you make him get on them anyway unless he just genuinley doesn't want to, you'll go with a friend if there is another person with you / alone and he'll wait / vlog from a safe spot

you meet a lot of characters and get pics all day long & they were so nice 💔

"OMG Y/N ITS OLAF"

he nearly vomits after the teacups...

you go on the pirates of the caribbean ride and he tries to speak like sparrow the whole time in line

you get some little leather bracelets with each other's names on them at the end in the little store (I had one but idk where it is anymore I'm so mad)

he keeps saying "I'm not hungry" ans when u stop for food he literallt devours his ice cream and hot dog bro

"I thought u weren't hungry???"

"... I was waiting for u to want food"

CHARLIE SLIMECICLE

literally the funnest ever

he's getting on everything istg

yall chill in the swiss family tree house when u need a break from walking / grab a drink and go to the enchanted tiki room to escape the heat entirely

over food you speculate what they may add for the little villain land they're planning (holy shit so excited for this even tho I'm probably never gonna be able to go again)

haunted mansion went crazy 💀 trust the vlog is funny asf

"woahhh that ghost looks like me!"

"yeah if you were dead"

"wanna go to mickeys philharmagic after this?"

"that's across the park.."

"we can make it lol"

he's on it with the puns idek how

u want a souvenir of any kind? he's got u trust

[rabbitblackx]

I just witnessed a horrifying fact about Winnie the Pooh becoming a murderous monster. So may I have slashers with an S/O crying in her sleep as she was having a nightmare about the Horror film that she have witnessed. You can add all the slashers if you want, if you don't want to, you can just add Jason, Freddy and Bubba. Thanks.

By the way, I'm doing fine, so do not sorrow for me :)

Hope u enjoy xx :)

Slashers when Fem!Reader is crying in her sleep over a horror movie

Includes: Bubba Sawyer, Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger

Bubba Sawyer💖

Chop-Top took you and Bubba to the movies! <3 He rambled on about some horror movie while driving his truck there. You didn’t mind and simply leaned into Bubba’s shoulder in the backseat, blurring out everything else. Lord knew you had seen some stuff since hanging with the Sawyers. So how bad could a horror movie be?

Holy shit. It was fucked

You and Bubba were traumatised. Well, mostly you. Bubba had hacked and sawed and butchered his way through many bad things in his life. So a scary movie was easy to get over. You though, weren’t so brutal in nature

That night, you had some stupid nightmare about the gory, horrific film you had endured earlier. Bubba slept beside you, only to stir awake at the sound of soft cries

Bubba sat up from bed to see you laying next to him, curled up and crying in your sleep. He began to ramble to himself, roughly shaking you awake with his calloused hands. Your teary eyes tore open as you bellowed up a big gulp of air, beads of sweat forming on your forehead

Bubba moaned and groaned, pawing at your tearstained cheeks and checking you over for injuries

“I’m fine, Bubba. I’m fine. I just had a nightmare.” You whimpered

Your heart was pounding as you gripped it through your shirt, your shoulders shaking with fear and small sobs. Bubba felt like crying too, seeing you like this. His hands trembled as he attempted to use them in a form of comfort, giving you small pats and stroking your face. He continued to mutter gibberish from under his mask, not knowing what to do. He just wanted you to stop crying and feel better

Little did he know, it actually worked. Another tear ran down your cheek, but not because you were still scared. Because your Bubba warmed your heart

“Thanks, Bubba.” Your voice shook as you pulled him into a warm hug

Jason Voorhees💖

When Jason came home one night to you on the couch, wide eyes glued to the tv screen, he thought nothing of it. He noticed that it was something rather gruesome, or ‘scary’, but what was that to him? Just his everyday life. Yours too, pretty much.

Speaking of, Jason left the cabin again to do such things you were watching to the pesky teens currently plaguing his camp

Jason returned later that night. You were asleep in bed, but something was different. He tilted his head.

You were crying

Though many liked to think of him as a bit soft, Jason was cold like hard stone. He didn’t understand why you would be crying while dreaming. Actually, he didn’t really understand crying much either

Jason grabbed your shoulders and thumped you against the bed a few times in a rude awakening. Jason recoiled slightly when you screamed right in his masked face. Both pairs of your wide eyes stared straight into each other’s souls. Your chest heaved as you desperately tried to catch your breath from the terrible dream you just had. Jason loomed over your bed, his hands still firm on either of your shoulders. He didn’t move an inch, only stared

“Jason…” you sputtered

You were both frozen in your silent stare off, trying to read each other. The two of you failed miserably at doing just that, so Jason tilted his head in a wordless question

What’s wrong?

You finally broke your gaze and looked down at your lap shamefully. Your shaky hand came up to wipe away some of your tears

“I just… had a nightmare about that dumb movie I was watching earlier. Kinda really freaked me out.” You mumbled shyly, still looking away

Jason stood up to his full, terrifying height. Your heart broke a little as he turned away, and walked straight out the door. It took you a few moments to process what just happened, before more tears fell down to the bedsheets. You cried softly into your hands, now more saddened by Jason than scared of that awful movie

Just before you thought he left you for dead, Jason soon returned into the doorframe of your bedroom. You gasped softly at the sight of him looming in the darkness

Seriously, dude. You were scared of some gory movie and not afraid of the serial killer glaring at you in the dark? Get real

Your tears soon halted to a stop when you gazed upon the old teddy bear in Jason’s grasp. It was his from when he was a boy. He went to go get it and give to you for comfort

“Oh, Jason.” You whispered with a broken voice

Jason walked over to your bed and gently held out his teddy bear. You carefully took it from him, holding it like it was precious. You couldn’t help but smile like a total idiot as you looked the toy over in the dark, your thumb stroking over its matted fur

Freddy Krueger💖

Freddy was beyond surprised to see what you were dreaming about. Like every night, he crept into your dreams to visit you. But tonight, it seemed as if you were already being terrorised! Not that Freddy terrorised you—he just liked to mess with you. He loved you, I swear!

Freddy watched as you ran screaming, a grotesque killer chasing you with a bloody weapon raised. As soon as you set your sights on his figure up ahead, you came bounding over to him

“Freddy!” You shrieked

You threw your arms around him in a fit of panic. The killer came charging towards the two of you, and you hid your face in Freddy’s scarred neck

Just as the killer was about to strike, you found yourself back in your bed, sitting up and gasping for air. You whipped your head around to spot Freddy right next to you

“What the hell was that?” Freddy asked

You clutched your chest as you breathed heavily, cold tears slick against your cheeks. You didn’t meet your boyfriend’s eyes, instead gripping either side of your head in distress

“Ugh, that stupid movie. It was a dream about that dumb horror movie I watched.” You huffed

Freddy let out a small chuckle. He scooted closer and pulled your hands away from your face. You looked up at him shyly, teary eyes twinkling in the dark. The man threw an arm around your shoulders and thrusted you into his side

“What ya watching horror movies for? You got all the horror you need right here, babe.” Freddy smirked, gesturing down to himself with a bladed hand

You couldn’t help but laugh quietly, wiping away your tears. You leaned into him and snuggled close

“You’re right. I don’t know what I was thinking.” You smiled

Freddy was glad you stopped crying. Because he didn’t know what to do with that. Comforting people? Not his thing. But to just sit here with you in the real world? Feeling your real warmth cuddled up against his knitted sweater? Freddy thought it was nice

Though he would never, ever admit that

[bestanimatedmovie]

Welcome to Revenge of the Underrated!

Some of you asked me to put a "haven't watched both" to be more fair to the more unknown movies, but I've seen other tournaments doing this and I think it limits too much who can participate in the polls. So what I decided to do is a double elimination!

What does that mean? That means a movie has to lose twice to be eliminated. In other words, there will be a sorts of losers bracket that'll be part of main bracket. I'm undecided on whether to do this for only one round or the whole bracket, as it would make the tournament very long. Do let me know if you have any opinion about it.

Anyway, Revenge of the Underrated, Round 1:

Miss Hokusai vs Happily N'Ever After

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children vs Tiger and Bunny: The Rising

Ballerina vs Book Girl

On-Gaku: Our Sound vs Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Eternal The Movie Part 1

Cats don't Dance vs The Flight of Dragons

Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge vs The Girl Without Hands

The Twelve Tasks of Asterix vs Flatland: The Film

Felidae vs Pokemon the Movie: The Power of Us

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West vs Unico in the Island of Magic

Rock and Rule vs Rock-A-Doodle

The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning vs Freddie as F.R.0.7

The Plague Dogs vs The Magic Riddle

Pokemon Heroes vs The Pebble and the Penguin

Strange Magic vs Sea Prince and the Fire Child

Help! I'm a Fish vs Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs

16.Azur and Asmar: The Prince's Quest vs Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer

17.Titan A.E. vs Ico, the Brave Horse

18.The Adventures of Mark Twain vs A Troll in Central Park

19.The Case of Hana and Alice vs Once Upon a Forest

20.Underdogs vs Long Way North

21.Mars Needs Moms vs The Twelve Months

22.Phineas and Ferb: The Movie: Candace Against the Universe vs Blinky Bill

23.Robot Carnival vs Revue Starlight: The Movie

24.One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island vs Winx Club: The Secret of the Lost Kingdom

25.Ruben Brandt, Collector vs Samurai Jack: The Premiere Movie

26.Lupin III: The First vs Pippi Longstocking

27.The Three Caballeros vs The Legend of Manxmouse

28.Princes and Princesses vs The Snow Queen

29.A Letter to Momo vs Seven Days War

30.The Wild Thornberrys Movie vs The Rabbi's Cat

31.Night on the Galactic Railroad vs The Boy who Wanted to be a Bear

32.The Swan Princess vs Planetarian: Hoshi no Hito

33.Patema Inverted vs Bartok the Magnificent

34.Next Gen vs Padak

35.Asterix: The Mansions of the Gods vs Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland

36.Thumbelina vs Catnapped!

37.Early Man vs Rainbow Magic: Return to Rainspell Island

38.Junk Head vs Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie

39.Charlotte's Web (1973) vs The Princess and the Goblin

40.Shaun the Sheep Movie vs Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

41. Redline vs Balto

42. The Addams Family vs Inu-Oh

43. Epic vs Mary and the Witch's Flower

44.The Girl Who Leapt Through Time vs Vivo

45.Barbie: Princess Charm School vs Kronk''s New Groove

46.Waking Life vs The Transformers: The Movie

47.Barbie in the Nutcracker vs Barbie as Rapunzel

48.Pokemon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back vs Cool World

49.The Land Before Time vs When the Wind Blows

50.The Secret of NIMH vs Summer Wars

51.The Black Cauldron vs All Dogs go to Heaven

52.The Red Turtle vs FernGully: The Last Rainforest

53.Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas vs Ron's Gone Wrong

54.The Boxtrolls vs Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade

55.Arthur Christmas vs One Piece Film Red

56.Barbie of Swan Lake vs The Rescuers Down Under

57.Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole vs Secret of the Wings

58.The Castle of Cagliostro vs Pokemon: The Movie 2000

59.Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust vs Arthur and the Invisibles

60.Tinker Bell vs Barbie as the Island Princess

61.Mind Game vs Tekkonkinkreet

62.The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh vs Dragon Ball Super: Broly

63.Mirai vs Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero

64.The Lion King II: Simba's Pride vs Scooby-Doo! and the Cyber Chase

[dragonmasterhiccup]

Hello Hiccup

I've been meaning to ask for me and Stormy. What's your opinion on Berk's version of our Halloween? *Opens a book to show the traditions it includes*

Do you celebrate it? And if so, can you tell us what costumes you and your friends and family wear? You and Toothless included?

Dagur: Howdy! Deity thought she can send this ask without our intervir-interview-inter- Dang it! You know what I mean!

Viggo: *snickers* Nice try. Dagur is learning to speak with silver tongue to try to understand what me and Eret talk about.

Eret: We caught him practicing. It's actually kinda sweet.

Dagur: MOVING ON! I thought you'd like to know what we dress as.

Viggo: Not as couple.

Eret: How about the last year?

Viggo: Shush.

Dagur: I like to dress as Horror movie characters with these three and with my kids and Mala we went as Winnie Pooh characters.

Eret: You should've seen him then catching up with us with an actual chainsaw 😂. At the end of the night he thought his arms would fall off from how heavy it is.

Dagur: How do the killers manage to run after the victims?! It's impossible!

Viggo: I do like to dress as classy or old movie characters. James Bond, Phantom of the Opera, Zoro,.... I must say I aced the Two Face two years ago. I almost won the costume contest.

Eret: Told ya you should've gone as Freddie Kruger.

Viggo: Never.

Eret: Anyhow, I love this holiday almost as much as Christmas! Especially because I can make a real fun out of it!

Dagur: And be topless.

Eret: That too. But not all the time! Remember last year? When the three of us went as Alien, Predator and Rambo?

Viggo: *groans loudly* Why did I have to be the Rambo?

Dagur: Because we're trying to stop Eret from smoking and Rambo's costume needed cigar to look badass.

Eret: So there's that, Hiccup. Wanna join us for our newest group costume? We'd thought you'd make an awesome Joker for our Arkham's finest. Either that or we're going as department jobs. I'd like to be a Firefighter, Dagur here wants to be a Police officer, Viggo wants to be Medic and you can be a Park manager!

"Ah, well, I had no idea who any of those people were that you were talking about, but Ashleigh explained it to me as best she could. Halloween is new to me, as well, actually.

"But, that being said, it would be fun to have Toothless dressed up as a sheep. We'd need a lot of wool, though. When I asked the family, Nuffink wanted to be Gobber, and Zephyr insisted on no costume, because she doesn't want to be anyone but herself. I can't argue with her for that reasoning, it's pretty solid. Once I explained it a bit more, she settled on a bird, so we're working on gathering up enough feathers for her costume.

"Astrid, she is dressing up as Stormfly, and Stormfly... probably isn't getting a costume. She'll happily wear her saddle, but only that.

"As for me...I appreciate the offer to be a Joker, but I'll have to pass. I have some plans for a Toothless costume, and I think you'll be impressed with the end result, once it's put together!"

[bloodnbunnies]

What are the affectionate names the glams like to give each other?

~blue

Ohohoho my friend, you have just hit the jackpot… I’m SUCH A SAP for cute nicknames n shit… I just ADORE it… :] So here’s some nicknames that circulate among the glams :]

Freddy🐻

To Chica

Chi (pronounced like cheese but w/out the s and e), my dear, sweet pea, sweetheart

To Monty

Bud, tough guy, Monts/Mont

To Roxy

Hotrod, speedster, bullet (cus y’know, they’re very fast when shot XD)

To Bonnie

Honeybunny, honeybun, Bonnibel, bun, bunbun, bon, bonbon, my sweet little bunny ~ (Gee… it’s almost like I ship them XDD some of these are platonic, some lmao)

Chica🐔

To Freddy

Hun, strawbearry, Freddy bear, teddy bear, bestie

To Roxy

Honey, sweetie, Roxy-poo, puperoni, puppy, Roxrox

To Monty

Big guy, macho man, stallion, sweetheart, MonMon, Monts, Montgummy

To Bonnie

Bon, Bonbon, fluff-butt, fluffy, Mr. hoppy, funny bun

Bonnie🐰

To Freddy

Fredster, Honeybear, boobear, big bear, darlin’, sweetums, teddy bear, sweetheart, boo, mr cuddly bear, wifey (which started out as a joke but kinda just… stuck lol)

To Chica

Poptart, pumpkin, cupcake, sweetheart, chickadee, Chi, doll

To Monty

Showoff, tough guy, big guy, bumpkin (very much in an affectionate manner tho lol), goofball

To Roxy

Pumpkin, wolfy, pupcake, girly, dear

Monty🐊

To Freddy

Teddy, teddy bear, squeaky, squeakers (bc of his nose lol), Fredster, Fatbear (used to be a insult but now it’s just become a nickname that no longer has the intention to hurt behind it, more to poke fun) often calls him by his last name Fazbear to the point it’s become a nickname for him lol

To Chica

Sweet cheeks, chickadee, tiny, girly, lil chick, dolly, ducky (he found out that people used to think she was a duck… now the nickname is stuck lmao), angel face, doll face, barbie girl, pretty girl

To Roxy

Hot stuff, Hotrod, puppy, wolfy, mutt, lil bitch (which he can only call her, along with mutt, because she knows it’s not coming from a bad place and she’s quite comfortable with him), Speedy Gonzales, roadrunner, good-lookin’, darlin, doll face, rugrat

To Bonnie

Little guy, bunny rabbit, cottontail, fluffybutt, lil buddy, bon, bunny, simply just “rabbit”, jerkface, asshole (these are very playful lol)

Roxy🐺

To Freddy

Dork, dorkatron, doofus, Winnie the pooh (to his dismay), nerd, old man

To Chica

Sweets, sweetcheeks, nugget, cupcake, chick, chicky, lil birdie

To Monty

Lizard, gator man, scales, the occasional fuckface and dumbass, Roxy and Monty’s terms of endearment tend to be straight up insults but they’re close and know the other doesn’t mean it in an insulting way XD, that’s why they’re the only one’s that can do it to each other

To Bonnie

Bunny boy, Bon, thumper (he ain’t too happy with this one XD), mr hops, bucky, goofball

And that’s all… for now at least XD

[ultraericthered]

Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (really Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey Take 2, For Real This Time!), AKA Where The Bloody Honey Was THIS Last Year???

I’ve not seen this yet but I, as sincere and dedicated a fan of Winnie The Pooh as you’ll ever find, made it no secret how much I loathed last year’s so-called Pooh horror flick (which I did not even actually watch and never will), thinking it an abomination purely because it didn’t have the stones or the vision to actually go all in with what it promised and instead gave us random ass generic slashers in bad rubber Pooh and Pig masks killing screaming girls and tormenting a useless “Christopher Robin” and his fiancé, with a Pooh-related backstory tacked on at the beginning and then never followed through on with what the movie actually delivered on screen. Had the film embraced the absurd camp horror in the very concept of the Hundred Acre Wood gang as feral predators, I’d have respected it. I’m far from alone in thinking this too: the film won the Worst Picture Razzie award for 2023 for a reason. It was garbage in its purest form.

So then this “sequel”, which I was not anticipating and was feeling I’d rather ignore, comes out and actually gives us exactly that! Like, what the Hell? This movie isn’t just doing what its predecessor ought to have been all about doing from the get-go, it even does what the 2022 Grinch-themed holiday slasher The Mean One failed at as well! It improves on what came before through two things: being competently made in all areas (like, it actually has a significant budget this time around), and actually taking some real twisted joy and fun in its reimagining of Milne lore and what can be done with that. Suddenly, Christopher Robin is a major player in the story and a psychologically distraught man played by a different, better actor. Pooh and Piglet now actually resemble mutant animal people instead of human killers in masks and they’re properly motivated in their killing. Tigger appears as a very Freddy Krueger-esque murderous maniac who puts his “bouncy” style of killing to great use. And good lord, Owl is a badass, terrifying menace who really makes the horror of the story work while still not losing his own morbid humor. And that throwaway backstory from before? Thrown away! In its place is a much stronger one that serves as perhaps the darkest possible medium answer to the age old “so are they real sentient critters or stuffed animals that Christopher only imagines are real?” question. And how it manages to get away with all this is perhaps the one area of pure genius that the film has got. Tellingly, the screenplay was written by an actual script writer this time rather than the hack director, and both this writer and the producer came up with the remedy for the disaster that was the first film: its events did not truly occur in this universe. In-universe, what was turned out last year was a cheap, low budget, schlocky horror film based on the real Christopher Robin’s account of a massacre he’d survived out in the woods, with that film lazily misrepresenting what had actually happened and what he’d actually experienced when it did. By having the first Blood and Honey exist as exactly the godawful film that it is within this new cinematic universe, Blood and Honey 2 is giving us permission to pass on watching it and disregard it entirely, as it’s just a bastardization of the true story that actually matters to films starting with this one. You could not ask for a better saving throw than that!

Its core area of weakness, however, is the story itself and how it’s managed in terms of the film’s pace and tone. Maybe this would’ve played better if this had been what we got in early 2023, but since it instead has come after last year’s Five Nights At Freddy’s film adaptation, the similarities become impossible not to notice, complete with our main protagonist being haunted by childhood trauma and playing this dead straight even while off on the side there are absurd looking animals slaughtering people in ridiculous ways and being very tongue-in-cheek about it. It’s like the writer envisioned a plot to a serious horror/thriller film but applied it to this gleefully dumb, schlocky B movie horror campfest based on a beloved child-friendly property, and these things just don’t go together very well.

All things considered, this is a mediocre indie horror film based on famed A.A Milne stories and characters that revels in its own mediocrity and the gross, senseless, nonsensical novelty of its premise…and in being so, is a HUGE glow up from the first attempt at it, which was a complete nothing of a film offering nothing of value to any human being who could ever have the misfortune of watching it. This one at the very least delivers on what it promises to be and does so with far more confidence, competence, sincere passion and amusement than its predecessor. If we end up getting more Pooh horror films like this, I’d not mind giving them a look, though I doubt there’s anything they could do that’d really wow me or anyth…….

This is the start of a cinematic “Poohniverse” that will go full Avengers in crossing the films over? Okaaaay, that’s interes……

Heffalumps and Woozles confirmed for B&H3?!??!

[vanilla-ending]

Ultimate F/O Masterlist

Format: Name (Media) - Relationship - Tag

** **- Uncomfortable sharing

~~ ~~- Kin

!! !! - 18+ source material, minors don't interact

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I'm putting in pretty much every character I've posted on this blog but may come back and delete the ones that were very shortly lived, for now here is my (mostly) cohesive list-

Main/Current Fixation F/Os:

~~**Peter Quill (Guardians of the Galaxy) - Familial (Father) - Legendary Star-Lord**~~

Guardians of the Galaxy (GotG) - Familial - Bunch of Losers

~~Wade Wilson (Deadpool) - Romantic - Merc with a Mouth~~

X-Men (X-Men: the animated series/X-Men ‘97) - Platonic/Familial - To Me My X-Men

Not fixated but still loved:

Remy “Gambit” LeBeau (X-Men/X-Men ‘97) - Romantic - House Always Wins

Engineer Mark (In Space with Markiplier) - Romantic - Don't Split Up

Mackenzie Paxon (ISWM) - Romantic? Platonic? - A Mack Guarantee!

~~Actor Mark (Who Killed Markiplier?)/Date Mark (A Date with Markiplier) - Romantic - Something Beautiful~~

Heist Mark (A Heist with Markiplier) - Romantic - Don't Split Up

Celine Doom/Whitacre (WKM?) - Romantic - With All My Heart

Celcionna F. Kelvina (ISWM) - Romantic - Think of the Colonists!

~~Fluttershy (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) - Familial (Mother/Older Sister) - Kindness~~

Mane 6 (MLP:FiM) - Familial/Platonic - Elements of Harmony

Gamora Zen Whoberi Ben Titan (GotG) - Familial - Unspoken Thing

Rocket Raccoon (GotG) - Familial - Ain't No Thing Like Me

Puppet!Freddy, Foxy, Chica, Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's the Musical) - Familial (Children) - Time to Play

Mark Schmidt (FNaF the Musical) - Romantic - Surviving Five Nights

Matthew Afton/MadPat (FNaF the Musical) - Romantic - And You're the Victim

Nathan Fitzgerald (FNaF the Musical) - Platonic - Enjoy the Show

AJ (FNaF the Musical) - Platonic - Hey J!

Calculester Hewlett-Packard (Monster Prom) - Romantic - Love.EXE

Winnie the Pooh (The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh) - Familial/Platonic - Chubby Little Cubby

Raggedy Ann (the doll/Raggedy Ann and Andy’s Musical Adventure) - Familial/Platonic - Just A Rag Dolly

Retired (little to no interest):

The Author/Host (Danger in Fiction) - Romantic - Stranger in Fiction

Jackieboy Man (The Somewhat-Incredible Jackieboy Man) - Romantic - Back in Action!

!! Lawrence Oleander (Boyfriend to Death 2) - Romantic - I Love the Curve of Your Spine !!

Chase Brody (Bro Average) - Romantic - Bro Average

Captain Magnum (AHWM) - Familial/Platonic - The Greatest Treasure

Silver Shepherd (Super Infidelity) - Romantic - Super Zero

Mori Annus (Unus Annus) - Romantic - Deity in White

Clint Barton (Avengers) - Romantic - Gosh I Love Arrows

Mundy/Sniper (Team Fortress 2) - Romantic - Be Polite Be Efficient

Wanda Maximoff AND Vision (Avengers: Age of Ultron - Wandavision) - Romantic - I Just Feel You

Mobius M. Mobius (Loki) - Romantic - For All Time Always

Loki Laufeyson (Thor) - Romantic - Glorious Purpose

Kraglin Obfonteri (GotG) - Romantic - Ravager Red

Makoto Naegi (Danganronpa) - Romantic - The Ultimate Hope

Monokuma (Danganronpa) - Platonic? - It's Punishment Time!

Mikan Tsumiki (Danganronpa) - Romantic - The Ultimate Nurse

Kiyotaka Ishimaru (Danganronpa) - Romantic? Platonic? - The Ultimate Moral Compass

Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa 2) - Romantic - The Ultimate Lucky Student

Ayano/Yandereiplier (Yandere Sim) - Romantic - I Love Senpai

Freddy FazBear (Five Nights at Freddy's) - ROMANTIC?? - Bear Hugs

Illinois James (AHWM) - Romantic - An Adventure Sounds Lovely

Google Red (Google Gets an Upgrade) - Romantic - Secondary Objective

Yoshi (Mario) - Platonic - Soft Yarn Dino

Henrik Von Schneeplestein (The Jacksepticeye Power Hour) - Romantic - Ze Good Doctor

!! Jacob Alden (Lurking for Love) - Romantic - Your Secret Admirer !!

!! Mason Heiral (The Price of Flesh) - Romantic - You Visited the Cabin !!

!! Celia Lede (TPoF) - Romantic - You Were Cleaned Up !!

!! Strade (Boyfriend to Death) - Romantic - Strade Loved You Too Much !!

!! Ren Hana (BtD) - Romantic - Ren Ate Your Heart !!

[charlieslowartsies]

So in your park ranger Au Mike is friend with Freddy, who's a bear. Like a regular bear.

I mean he doesn't talk or anything like that? Just a guy and his animal pals, correct?

Ok I'm interested, drop some lore anytime you want.

haha he does talk, but at first it's just to the gang. THEN it's too Mike, who honestly does feel at times like he is going completely out of his mind a lot during this au. The gang can't speak to other humans, nor were they technically human themselves, only they kinda were? Magic/ghost business nonsense at hand.

Found all my notes! Been percolating the park ranger au since 2017. Might be able to write something for it, and I'd stick it into AFN2 if I did. BIG post I'm sorry.

Notes: 

AU: Park ranger au & real animals au

-The fun of this au is that a) it still has canon impossibilities to rely on. Don’t sweat the big stuff and have the most fun with the small stuff to create a more immersive world. B) making it a fever dream for AFN2 also helps the story just ‘be’ instead of trying to iron out the wrinkles and make it ‘make sense.’ Explore the possibilities, even if they don’t quite make sense. 

It is a mild play on Alice in Wonderland.

Still horror. Always horror. Now just with 100% more woodsy nature type horror. The fear of being chased, but the more out of breath you become, the more calm and ready the thing chasing you is. 

The fear that people who sit at campfires by themselves have. The primal reawakening where your caveman ancestors stare into the fire and remember, thousands of years ago, what it was like when this was all the warmth and light you had to keep you through the cold, deadly night.

The type of terror of being in a forest all alone, which awakens the human’s desire to have a pack/community. Yet here you are, by yourself, and there’s something in the dark watching you, and you are on it’s turf…and your radio just went out, and there’s nothing to save you but yourself. 

It is also a play on Winnie the Pooh, of course.

Marion is prolly the closest to his canon self. 

Edit 5/21: having written LS/LW I’m redesigning him towards his Revived size. (which is actually just his canon size since Help Wanted didn’t exist when I thought of this au in… *squints at calender* 2017. RIP. 

Think more grisled and shriveled toy that a kid lost in the woods. No present box to protect him here. Nature has crept in and nature is heartless as it is stunning. Like a porcelain doll in an abandoned house. Dirt covered, like he was buried. Splintered into odd shapes, like he fought something bigger than him trying to escape. Lurks in the lake mostly but when he emerges, he smells of old water for a while and weeds drip from his limbs.

In KGA, Mari’s powers limited him to the restaurant he lived in and the ones he visited. In PRA, Mari just kinda becomes the forest and it’s lake, and his powers are miles long. So is his initial anger.

The animatronic gang are animals now. Afton’s murders are still for the same reasons as KGA for the most part. (It’s arguably almost easier to imagine/swallow the dragged out concept of him as a serial killer for this au. Kids going lost in the woods, being kidnapped, etc. He could also take children from the nearby town and bring them to the woods.) 

The gang were kinda once toys and also ideas, enhanced and enchanted by the Lake Monster’s ghostly powers and thirsts for revenge/defense. 

Freddy– his kid wanted to be brave, tried protecting the other children, earned Mari/Crying Child’s respect and thus, looking at Arthur clinging to his Fredbear plush, saw no better animal than a bear to embody that type of strength and fierceness. Freddy is larger than average for his supposed species and lighter colored, to say nothing of his far too human gaze. He has a terrible fondness for all types of fish and sweets, and finds it the easiest to forget himself and turn more dangerous, more animalistic.

Bonnie- his child wanted to run away. To be fast and clever and dash to freedom, to her parents, to go get help for the others. She wanted it so bad it was all the Puppet could taste in her fear, the need to be swift and forgotten in a flash. The purple bunny barrette in her hair made him wonder, drawing on Arthur’s memories of seeing little cotton tails well after they’d darted off. Bunnies always seem to spot the Bad before anyone else, and flee accordingly. Bonnie too,is larger than average hares and never seemed to get the memo to be frightened by things. He’s still best friends with Freddy, and mouthy in all scenarios, even when he has no right to be. 

Chica- her child wanted his mother. He wanted her to hug him, kiss his hair, tell him everything would be alright, that this was only a bad dream. As he died, the Marionette came to him and asked what that meant, for Arthur couldn’t explain it well himself, far to lost from humanity by now. The boy lived on a farm, and rooting through his memories showed Mari the concept of hens and their chicks. Safe, tucked under their feathers and warm. Chica is average/typical for her species, and she is arguably the one animal in the group that exists comfortably around any humans. No one quite figures out how Schmidt always has fresh eggs to share, but when they see the coop he put together, they’re more worried how Mike keeps her from being eaten. Little do they know, Mike has more pity for the animals that try than the hearty little hen with a fox at her beck and call. 

Foxy- The earliest to join the Marionette, even before Freddy’s creation. He however did flee into the woods, vanishing for months before slinking back. He considers his existence more of a curse than a gift, regardless of how much he loves his eventual family. Alexander Afton was supposed to be watching his youngest, not playing with his friends. He was supposed to mind his father, and not fill the child with ghost stories and bear-eating-boy stories. He was supposed to keep him from the old dock, not let him near the lake. 

He was supposed to do so many things. He was a child himself, too. 

He was always playing pranks, being sly, being cruel and thoughtless and predatory. The Marionette saw fit to make him resemble his true nature after his father was done with him. It’s unclear what Alexander’s last thoughts were, but Foxy’s body is covered in missing tufts of fur, scars and he’s even missing his front right paw. He is taller than most foxes but scrawny, embracing his instinctive traits to better help and protect the ones who accepted him when he didn’t even accept himself. There is a strange little albino vixen that seems fond of him, though for the life of him he cannot figure out why.

Edit 5/20: Max and Scrap didn’t exist when this au was imagined. For ease, I’m not putting him in right now. I could always do a part III tho.

Mike- Simply taking the job after a rough patch in his life. He needs the money and knows the work won’t be easy. He’s not exactly a shut in but he’s never been able to be the outdoorsy type. He thinks he can handle it, because he was told he could work at a desk and it wouldn’t be too strenuous. 

He was lied to. They drove him out the ranger stations and the living quarters and told him the next bus wouldn’t be for a week anyway. You’ve got everything you need. Cabin, outhouse, radio, gas stove. Dehydrated food, the water’s clean enough to read underwater! Weather’s nice this time of summer, even when it’s hot there’s shade. You’ll be fine, Schmidt. You signed your life away, kid. 

Just one week. That’s all. Then he head back to Hurricane and find another job, put this behind him. His stint as a park ranger for this lake and the miles of surrounding deep, dangerous woods.

Nothing is handled correctly by the humans in this au. Same to be said for canon/fanon FNAF, so. 

The gang is lurking around, easily able to communicate with one another and Marion (when he shows himself) but not with Mike initially. Mike gets Gifted that ability later, after Mari decides he would make a fine ranger/protector for the area…he just needs to be…better suited for the job. 

Fredbear/Golden Freddy is still a spirit??

Used to be a sort of Smokey the bear type figured head, for when the kids visited the park to learn about why we shouldn’t burn down nature, and leave nothing but your footprints, that sort of thing.

Edit 5/22: Just a suit though, no metal here lmao. Mari gets the idea to put the two together and give Mike his KGA set of powers/strength. Like usual, he doesn’t quite consent/gets roped along until he feels too bad to say no, until he realizes how less lonely he is around this cast of characters. 

Mike is still Mike. He makes bad life choices when he thinks someone needs help, or someone's in danger. He knows it's a bad idea, and he might terrified, but if a child's voice in midnight asks for help, he'd still want to check it out, just to make sure, armed with an old flashlight and staring down into the deep dark trail. They never did find those kids that went missing. Not even their bodies.

What could it hurt to take a few steps in, and just look?

[strawberrypuppyy]

apple juice & playground for the ask game!! 🧸🌟

🧃 apple juice- what fictional caregiver(s) would you want to take care of you?

oooh there r actually sooo many! but definitely sundrop n glamrock freddy the most!! :)

🛝 playground- favorite little shows/movies/games/books

my most favorite show is bluey n also my little pony!! winnie the pooh or tinkerbell for movies, i play lots of minecraft too! :3 n my favorite books r the pixie hollow ones! :D

thank u so much for the ask!! i hope ur havin a good day/night!! ^-^

[nonspeakingkiku]

12 for the autism ask meme

Do you headcanon any characters as autistic? If you want, tell us why you headcanon them as autistic.

Yes. Kiku headcanons lots of characters as autistic.

The mane six from MLP, plus multiple of their family members.

Peter Parker(the newer live action spider man)

SpongeBob

Ironman

Fox from Slumberkins

Link (Legend of Zelda)

Crash Bandicoot (this one probably just projection lol)

Bucky Barnes (Marvel)

Danny Phantom

Strawberry cookie (Cookie Run)

Elsa, Anna, Christof, and Olaf from Frozen

the owl who runs the museum in Animal Crossing: New Horizons (😅 can't remember name)

Venelope Von Sweets and Wralph (Wreck it Ralph)

The doctor from Doctor Who (Kiku has only seen 10 through 13 but all of them read as autistic to Kiku)

Beatrix (Slime Rancher)

The Hero from Dragon Quest: Journey of the Cursed King and The Luminary from Dragon Quest: Echoes of an Elusive age

All of the mane five from the new season of MLP.

Elmo and Abby Caddaby from Sesame Street (Julia is favorite but she canon ☺️)

Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde (Zootopia)

The main characters from Centaurworld

Clawdeen Wolf, Draculara, and Frankie Stein from Monster High

The kids from Stranger Things, and Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington, and Robin Buckley.

Also Sloth from Slumberkins

Gir From Invader Zim

Percy Jackson and a lot of the other characters from those series.

Bruno and Mirabel from Encanto

Pidge Gunderson from Voltron (actually all the paladins from Voltron)

Marshal and Rex from Paw Patrol

Flick from Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Frisk from Undertale

Kris and Susie from Deltarune

Little Misfortune from Little Misfortune

Dave, Karkat, Nepeta, and Gamzee from Homestuck

Little Pip from Fallout Equestria

Mochi Miles and Ogden Ortiz (Can't spell his last name 😅)

Deku from My Hero Academia

Foxy from Five Nights at Freddies

Steven Universe and most of the Gems (at least that Kiku has seen) from Steven Universe

Toriel and Asriel from Undertale (heck most characters from Undertale too)

Sora and Roxas from Kingdom Hearts

Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon (books and movies)

Pit and Pitto from Kid Icarus (on the 3ds)

Finn, Marceleen, and Bubblegum from Adventure Time

Dean, Sam, and Cas from Supernatural

Phineas and Ferb

This all the ones Kiku can think of right now but there probably more 😅

Kiku had to look through Kiku's pictures to think of all these.

Kiku's thought process is autism is genetic and autistic people tend to get along better and naturally gravitate towards each other, which is why Kiku headcanons so many character from the same thing as autistic (but also lot of the time it just make sense. Although some are probably just Kiku projecting lol. ☺️ This especially true for any characters that don't speak in their source material (Link, the hero and the luminary, Frisk, ect) and Kiku also like to headcanon chracters as semi/nonverbal because there not a lot of representation (Julia from Sesame Street and Renee from Loop make Kiku so happy☺️).

Kiku forgot Roo and Winnie the Pooh from Winnie the Pooh

[joseac96]

Keira seems to be getting along with Cassidy, especially when listening to the stories she's sharing related to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

Meanwhile, Fungi wonders about their possible relationship with each other, making the others curious.

[randomly-a-fan]

The Deal of the “After” Life-time (Ritual and Finale)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

The night finally came, and Papawise has gotten the robes for everyone who is taking part. Candyman, however, didn’t know how the ritual works; nor does he know that it involves fire. “Wait, you didn’t mention that there’s going to be a bonfire involved.” Candyman freaked out in his own characteristic way. “To bring back a human being who isn’t a demon or is invulnerable, the bonfire is the key to MJ’s freedom.” Papawise explained. “Nope, sorry, I’m not taking part of something that involves fire; I was burned alive a long time ago, well, not again!” Candyman exclaimed. “You can’t turn back now! You already gave up your Reeses’ Wrapper to make ash; if you turn back now, the ritual won’t work, and MJ won’t come back!” Papawise explained in an annoyed tone.

Malon wanted to help Candyman get over his fear, and she knows how. “Candyman, you know how my mommy is terrified of bees? Well, since you liked my mom, and she sees some good in you, she needed to get over her fear of bees a lot better. She got used to your wasps and bees, will it make a difference if you witness fire for just one night?” Malon asked, making him see from MJ’s point-of-view. Candyman sighed and closed his eyes. “I’ve admired your mom for her sweetness in baking, and her personality… I never knew that she was afraid of bees… Yet, she likes my company most times…” Then Candyman approaches the fire pit and looked over at Papawise. “I’ll do it… But not for you, but for my victim.” Candyman proclaimed. Papawise shrugged before he gets the fire started.

Aquarius couldn’t find a sitter for Kandy, so she thought of having Malon take her daughter back to her Cabin and watch over her until the ritual is over. “You think you can handle Kandy for a little bit, while we all summon your mom to come back?” Aquarius asked to be sure. “Of course, it’s no trouble; I’ll keep Kandy distracted by putting on the Winnie the Pooh Series.” Malon said excitedly while carrying Kandy back to her house; Kandy wasn’t into Disney to the slightest, so she’d try to squirm out and escape, but Malon is too strong and wouldn’t let her loose.

***

Dream Realm

MJ has been awfully quiet; all she did the whole time is sit on her bed. Her autism symptoms are also affective, she’s been shaky and is starting to kick her legs. Freddy came in after seeing that MJ is being more ‘active’. “Nice to see you’re gaining more composure…” Freddy sat next to her on the bed, which made MJ whimper and scooched further away from him. She screamed after she was being grabbed by the shoulders with Freddy on the other side of the bed. ‘How did he do that?’. If MJ wasn’t affected by the poison water, she would’ve prepared herself for Freddy’s unexpected phenomenon, and his ways of speech, but now, MJ is like a frightened, confused puppy. “Hm… I guess the water has made your ASD worse… No matter; I know that you wanted to be free from this hell I’ve literally put you in, so, I thought we make an arrangement.” Freddy suggested.

MJ wasn’t paying attention to Freddy, but she is still listening, but Freddy didn’t know that autistic people can constantly be distracted. “Hey, you have to listen…” Freddy laid a hand on her cheek to make her look at him, but then she turned back to where she was looking. “What the fuck are you looking at? LOOK AT ME.” MJ flinched by Freddy’s tone that she started to whimper and tear up. “Just listen to my proposition, okay?” MJ nodded nervously while wiping the tears away. “Once I take you back to the real world, you will do my bidding, and remind everyone that I still exist, that way, I’ll be more powerful again. Am I being clear for you, my dear?” Freddy asked. MJ was feeling hesitant; can she trust him? Something in her head tells her to not to, but what will happen if she refuses? Will he hurt her? “If you say ‘no’, there’s no leaving this boiler room.” Freddy warned. He assumes that pressuring her will make her answer quickly and say ‘yes’. But after Freddy finished talking, she stares back to where she was staring before. “NO… ANSWER THE QUESTION YOU BITCH.” Freddy roared. MJ got so frightened that she ran out of her room to get away. “You can’t run from Freddy; This is my world, and there’s no escaping Freddy!” Freddy yelled out as he gets up to look for MJ.

Real World

Papawise got the fire started, and he got the moonlight shine down upon them. “Alright, now just remember, when MJ appears and you see her on fire, DON’T touch her; otherwise, she’ll feel the burning flames and cause some possible death. Once she’s free, I’ll restore her memory.” Papawise announced. “But what if ‘you-know-who’ comes out?” Aquarius asked. “I’m afraid you’re not going to like it; to keep Fred—uh, I mean… You-know-who from roaming the real world again, one of us has to take MJ’s place, or… Which may not happen, she has to fight him off into the fire, in order for her to be free without needing one of us to sacrifice for her.” Papawise answered. 

So, after explaining the warnings and the rules, Papawise started saying the ritual while sprinkling the ashes into the flames, where the fire changes its colours and causes the flames to rise. “Now we shall… Revive the innocent soul of ours; MJ Voorhees…” Papawise praised.

Meanwhile in the Dream Realm

“Come out, come out, wherever you are… I see you…” Freddy called out in a spine-chilling accent. MJ was tearing up while hiding in one of the lockers in fear. That is until, she saw the light-of-passage, and she was being lifted out of the hell she was in, just as the moment Freddy barged open the door, and that he saw MJ disappeared. However, he has a way up, and he knows that MJ will not survive a few seconds in the real world.

Back to the Real World

When everyone saw the fiery figure coming out from the bonfire, Jason nearly teared up, he just wanted to hug her and kiss her, but he knew he can’t just yet; especially when he isn’t sure if she’s even comfortable around him at this time. As the flames faded away, she was standing still while looking around, unaware that she was naked. Of course, Papawise was aware that she’ll come out naked, like all revivors do when coming out from the flames.

But as she was focusing on the hockey-masked figure in front of her, she panicked while trying to back away. “Don’t let her back into the fire, or she’ll burn to death!” Papawise shouted. Before anyone could save her, out comes Freddy. “SURPRISE.” Freddy shouted with a laugh. “I believe this one here… Is mine.” Freddy said as he grabbed hold of MJ by the neck, as he was suffocating her. Jason was going to wrack Freddy until MJ bravely bit him by the arm hard. “OW… You bitch!” Freddy was going to smite MJ with his glove until The Candyman charged at him. “Don’t you dare lay a butter knife on MY victim!” Because of that move, Not only was Freddy being dragged back to the Dream Realm, but The Candyman sacrificed his own life… By choice. “NOOO, SHE WAS MINE, MINE!” Freddy screamed before the fire burned out. Aquarius cried to see The Candyman gone. “He… He gave up his freedom… for MJ… Despite the fact…” Pennywise rested Aquarius’ head onto his shoulder for her to cry on. “Despite the fact that he was afraid of fire… I know…” Pennywise finished the sentence for her, while rubbing her back.

***     

After everyone cooled down, MJ was huddled into a ball in fright, she still can’t remember anything. That is until Papawise came in on the act, like he promised. “Once I restore your memory… You’ll know who your friends were… And who your family was…” Papawise said to MJ. What Papawise didn’t mention to anyone, is that restoring MJ’s memory, also weakens him. Honestly to him, he’s got nothing to live for, with Aquarius not allowing him to see his grand-clown-kids, or letting them see him. He can’t hunt as good as he used to. He’s finished. The Grays were shocked when they saw Papawise collapse on the ground while heaving and gasping for air. “Papawise, what’s happened to you?” Pennywise asked.

Jason didn’t care what was going on with Papawise, right now, he only cared about his wife. When MJ reopened her eyes, she gasped in surprise and quickly wrapped her arms around her lover. But once the hug departed, she just realized that she’s naked, she would have screamed, but she’s still a mute. Jason took off his robe and put it on his wife to hide her ‘dignity’. Jason then looked over at Papawise, asking why MJ can’t talk. “I’m afraid I’m unable to restore her voice, all I can do is restore her memory… On the plus side, at least she’s here, and that she’s with the man she loved.” Papawise explained. Jason nodded before carrying his wife back to the cabin. “We better get back to the cabin too, to fetch our daughter.” Aquarius explained, as she was thinking about Malon with their daughter Kandy. “You go, I’m carrying Papawise back to the car.” Pennywise said, before he picked Papawise up bridal-style. “You know, this is pretty ironic, you carrying me like I’m some damsel-in-distress, which I am at this moment.” Papawise chuckled. “Shut it, you’re very heavy!” Pennywise groaned. “Sorry… Must’ve eaten too many overeating teens.” Papawise admits.

***

When Aquarius opened the door for Jason with MJ in his arms, she noticed that Kandy was wide awake watching ‘The Black Cauldron’, instead of the ‘Winnie the Pooh Series’ like Malon said she would. Malon has been hiding her face under the pillow the whole time, being afraid of the villain of the movie. “Kandy made you watch a scary movie did she?” Aquarius asked with a smirk. “Uh huh… She keeps screaming over the ‘Winnie the Pooh Series’, so I made her choose… And now… Could you possibly shut the movie off? Now that you’re going home with Kandy.” Malon explained then asked while shaking. Aquarius laughed before shutting the movie off for her. “Alright you naughty girl, time to go home and get ready for bed.” Aquarius said to Kandy.

Before the two head out, Kandy sensed MJ’s inability to speak, so she quickly squirmed to reach for MJ. “You wanted to say goodnight? Well, okay then.” Aquarius approaches Kandy towards MJ, expecting her to give her a kiss, but instead, she laid her hand on her forehead as her eyes glow blue. Once that’s done, she was expecting for MJ to speak when she wakes up. “Goodnight Jason, goodnight Malon… And goodnight to you MJ.” Aquarius said as she rubbed her head gently.

After Aquarius left, Malon got up to see her mom. “Is mommy okay? I know how much she’s been suffering.” Malon asked while tearing up. Jason just gave his daughter a blank stare before carrying his wife to their room to lay her down to rest. Jason was unaware of Kandy’s secret power to heal, so he’s still heartbroken, including Malon, after he have explained to her that she will never talk again. The first thing Jason did is that he gives her a big hug, and then escorted her to bed, but not her bed; he wanted Malon to sleep with her mom just to snuggle, while he takes the couch; since he’s too big and heavy for Malon’s little bed, and that it can break from his weight.

***

In the middle of the night, MJ heard a faint noise of Malon crying in her sleep, saying her mom’s name over and over as she was tearing up in her sleep. MJ can see that Malon was very upset over what has happened to her before. “It’s okay baby… It’s okay, mommy’s here… Mommy’s here…” MJ spoke in a soft tone, which was actually her first time she spoke since the Dream Realm experience. MJ’s mind went back to Jason, so she decided to get up and check on her husband.

She saw that Jason was just sitting up on the sofa, when he’s supposed to be sleeping at this point. MJ carefully approaches her lover when she came from behind the couch. “Hey… Sweetie…” MJ whispered. Jason jolted when he heard a familiar voice. He can not believe that his wife just spoke, he got up and removed his mask, so he can hug and kiss her. Poor Jason was in a crying mess, so MJ rubbed her husband’s back to comfort him. “I know Jay, I know… I didn’t think I could talk again either… I’m sorry for what I’ve put everyone through…” Jason shuts her up with a passionate kiss, wanting her to not blame herself. MJ took the hint and decided to not dwell on it anymore, what’s important is that she’s back and everyone is happy. “I love you Jay…” MJ said as she teared up. Jason kissed her eye that had a tear in it. They both decided to snuggle on the couch for a while before heading back to bed with Malon, if Malon wasn’t so big, they could’ve slept together as a family of three.

Bonus

It wasn’t a total loss for The Candyman, he’s been giving Freddy Krueger a hard time in the dream realm. The bees were attracted to the heat in the boiler room, and they keep on getting into Freddy’s food. “Damn it Daniel! Get your bees out of here, I’m trying to eat!” Freddy yelled out. “I don’t feel like it… Try asking me later.” The Candyman suggested with a grin. The Shadow Man had to admit that it was pretty funny to see Freddy Krueger so annoyed by this change.

When Freddy was finished with his deeds on killing people in their dreams, he wanted to have a rest, only to have found some bees under the sheets. “DANIEL.” Freddy growled. “That’s it, this is the last straw!” Freddy teleported himself to the real world to talk to his ex-friend, Papawise.

Papawise gets to finally be at home with Pennywise and his family for a time, until he got his strength back. That is, until he received a knock on the window. When Papawise saw that it was Freddy, he was fumed. So, he went out to meet with him with his walker. “What do you want, Crispy? The Grays are asleep!” Papawise asked in an angry tone. “Pops… You gotta help me, Candyman is ruining my life in the Dream Realm; there are bees everywhere, and they are taking most of my soul food, they even took my bed, and you DON’T want to know where I’ve been stung at!” Freddy grieved while looking down; giving Papawise the hint where he got stung. “So… After taking MJ’s soul and try to destroy her, you wanted me to help you, in what cost? Look what your actions did to me, I can’t even walk anymore!” Papawise said in a mad tone as usual. “Compared to you, I’m like a normal human-being, thanks to you.” Papawise added. “Hey, hey, hey, it’s all in good fun. I tell you what, I’ll give you back your strength, if you help me deal with The Candyman.” Freddy offered. “Well… I suppose I could give you a hand, but FIRST… My strength…” Papawise requested. Freddy rolled his eyes before regaining his strength. “There, now you’re yourself again, now what do you suppose we do about Bee-Man?” Freddy asked.

Papawise chuckled. “I’m not going to deal with The Candyman… You will… Just let him loose, then he’ll be out of your hair, wherever you still have any… WAH HAH WAH HAH—” “Okay, okay STOP. But if I just free him, all my work will be for nothing!” Freddy complained. Papawise wrapped his arm around Freddy to make his own offer. “Hey, Crusty Fred, how about you just let The Candyman go, then I’ll give you the privilege to roam the real world again? The only condition is that you go back to your usual hometown in Springwood; your powers are only good there, doing your deeds here will only weaken you, which will make you useless. Fair enough?” Papawise said as he took out his arm. Freddy still hated Papawise, but he wanted to roam again, so he decided to shake on it.

***

Once The Candyman was free, he went over to The Voorhees place to go to their bathroom mirror. When Jason saw The Candyman, he decided to see him while his two girls were still asleep. Jason wanted to know how he was free, but The Candyman just wanted to go to the bathroom to return to his world. “I drove the demon mad, so I’m free to be on my way. So, if you excuse me…” The Candyman walked passed Jason, with him following. “Oh… One more thing, tell MJ, that what ever she put herself in to, I’m able to help her while I can. Tell her that.” The Candyman requested. Jason only tilted his head in confusion, but his head tilt is the answer that The Candyman will take, before he heads for home.

When The Candyman is gone, Jason decided to make his family a hearty breakfast, just how his wife will love it, and his daughter too, only, not so hearty, but with more love in his style of cooking.

The End  

[starrydeckhand]

Freckles, paper, and plush for that soft ask game <2

heya!! thanks so much for the ask C: <2

freckles - most-worn article of clothing?

i have this sweatshirt i got handed down from my uncle and it's been my favourite shirt to sleep in!! it's just comfy!! perfectly oversized, so soft and i feel really cute in it! it has little holes but i don't mind since it's my pjs C: it's either that or there's also a Freddie Mercury T-shirt from I Want To Break Free music video!! it has holes too sadly, but it's a recent development i would say

paper - favorite children’s book?

ooo! that's an interesting one!! there were tons and tons that were read to me and that i adored, like Winnie the Pooh and etc. But the one i remember loving the longest was The Secret of the White Cat by Käthe Recheis and Friedl Hofbauer!! it's a collection of cat-themed fairytales from all over the world!! you can tell that cats were my special interest lol

plush - how many stuffed animals do you still own?

oh lord, i have so many lol ok so i'm not going to count the little one tsum tsums cause i honest to God i have no idea how many i have lol

but anyway! i have two ikea brown bears plushies (one's mine and the other one my youngest bro gave to me cause he didn't have room for it anymore), two dinosaur plushies - velociraptor and brachiosaurus from ikea too, a Catbus plushie from My Neighbour Totoro, Piglet plushie that @kozlatko gave me for my birthday this year (C:<3), a little cat squishmallow and a weighted hedgehog plushie Kozlatko gave me too!! also i have a big tsum tsum of Simba my friends got me on my 18th birthday, rat plushie from ikea, three reversible plushies - one skeleton cat and two octopuses, one crocheted octopus @mx-slut-supreme made for me (C:<3)!! Also i have a plushie of the main character from Journey from a con, but idk if that counts? and that's about it....

oh! i know he doesn't count as a stuffed animal, but he's an animal to me: i also have a Dabi plushie

so in total that's 15/16? i'm so normal about the textures and plushies : )

thanks again for the ask it was a lot of fun!!!! i just hope i didn't forget about any of the plushies....

[legion1227]

Every Movie Watched in 2023: Ranked.

Unlike my previous ranked lists of TV, music, and games, I'm gonna try and wrap this up in one sentence thoughts of all the 117 films I watched this year.

117. Norbit. 0.5/5.

Eddie Murphy plays a nerd, an obese woman, and an Asian character, it's painfully unfunny.

116. Due Date. 1/5.

Robert Downey Jr and Zach Galifianakis are terrible people with terrible chemistry in this unfunny 2010 comedy.

115. Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey. 1/5.

Besides some decent gore, there's nothing this movie has going on.

114. Clash Of The Titans. 1/5.

Another despairing entry from 2010 enters the fray as Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes fail as portrayals of Zeus and Hades on every level.

113. The Third Saturday in October Part 5. 1/5.

Arguably in the so bad its good territory, but it annoyed me still.

112. Old Dads- 1.5/5.

Old man Bill Burr yells at cloud.

111. Hidden Strike. 1.5/5.

The novelty of Jackie Chan and John Cena on screen together is nowhere near good enough to carry the film.

110. Fast and The Furious- 1.5/5.

The first movie is shockingly more dull than I remembered as a youth.

109. Dark Shadows. 2/5.

The least engaging vampire film I've seen in a long time.

108. Justice League: Warworld. 2/5.

Imagine taking the anthology approach with variants of Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman and your movie still sucks.

107. The People We Hate At The Wedding- 2/5.

Ben Platt, you will pay for your crimes.

106. Shotgun Wedding-.2/5.

Another disappointing wedding movie but this one had Jennifer Coolidge so it's slightly better.

105. Vacation Friends 2. 2/5.

Between this and Hidden Strike, this might not have been John Cena's best year, I'm afraid.

104. Shazam: Fury of The Gods. 2/5.

Maybe it's a good thing the DCEU is dead.

103. The Killer. 2/5.

Not bad on a technical level, but not what I was expecting.

102. Five Nights At Freddy's. 2/5.

Either be menacing or be goofy, pick a lane, FNAF!

101. Top Gun. 2/5.

Besides homoerotic undertones, I can barely recall the film.

100. In The Shadow of the Moon. 2.5/5.

A Philadelphia police offers spends their whole life trying to track down this killer and I promise you I cannot remember the plot twist.

99. Police Academy. 2.5/5.

The guy that makes sound effects with his mouth is a beast, I cannot front.

98. White Men Can't Jump (2023). 2.5/5.

Jack Harlow and Sinqua Walls will never be Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes.

97. Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham. 2.5/5.

Batman in the 1920s is fine...I guess?

96. Adult Swim's Yule Log. 2.5/5

Serial killers and aliens and possessed fire logs...there's too much going on.

95. Fractured. 2.5/5

Shutter Island but worse.

94. A Man Called Otto. 2.5/5

Not enough redemption for me to not still think of Otto as an asshole.

93. The Little Mermaid (2023). 2.5/5.

I like Hailie Bailey but the rest of this cast...mm.

92. Final Destination 3. 2.5/5.

Easily my least favorite of the Final Destination franchise.

91. Champions. 2.5/5.

Woody Harrelson coaching a special needs Basketball team has its moments.

90. Extraction 2. 2.5/5.

Didn't see the first one, but the fight scenes here were enough to carry the film at least this high.

89. The Flash. 2.5/5.

Warner Bros banked everything on a movie that harbors a scene that basically parades around long-dead actors in disgusting CGI.

88. Zom 100: Bucket List Of The Dead. 2.5/5.

Not sure how this holds to the anime or manga, but on its own it's fine I suppose.

87. Mars Attacks. 2.5/5.

A deeply bizarre film but some fun moments here and there.

86. The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It. 2.5/5.

Weakest Conjuring movie so far and it's not really close.

85. Barnyard. 2.5/5.

I liked this movie a lot more as a kid, but I respect it still as an oddity.

84. The Grinch (2018). 2.5/5.

One of the Christmas movies of all time.

83. Infinity Pool 2.5/5.

Deeply disturbing Nipple scene, I cannot.

82. Theater Camp. 3/5

Great cast, but need better material.

81. Renfield. 3/5.

No one matches the greatness of Nicolas Cage as Dracula.

80. Trilogy of Terror. 3/5.

The last story, "Amelia" is the most terror-fueled of the three stories.

79. Final Destination 4. 3/5.

One, it should've been called FD4 instead of "The Final Destination" because that's too confusing, and two, it has the weakest opening death scene of the bunch.

78. Private Parts. 3/5.

Howard Stern's rise to the top is mildly entertaining.

77. Blue Beetle. 3/5.

I like it when George Lopez gets work.

76. Kick-Ass 3/5.

No pun intended, but the fight scenes are pretty kick-ass.

75. Tetris. 3/5.

The second the guy stepped foot in Russia I sorta clocked out mentally.

74. No Hard Feelings. 3/5.

Jennifer Lawrence beating up teens while naked makes her an icon.

73. Totally Killer. 3/5.

A slasher mixed with time travel elements contributes to a fun film.

72. The Woman King. 3/5.

Powerful cast, but the subject matter didn't move me as much as I wanted it to.

71. Strange World. 3/5.

Nowhere near Disney's best, but it's got its moments.

70. Prometheus. 3/5.

I like how it's a prequel to the Alien movies.

69. Mission Impossible. 3/5.

The very first one feels tame, but I'm hoping the rest get more over the top as I try and go through them.

68. Dungeons & Dragons. 3/5.

I'm not into D&D, the game, but the movie was decent.

67. Insidious. 3/5.

Patrick Wilson was better in this than in Conjuring three. Wild.

66. The Last Voyage of the Demeter. 3/5.

It has its moments, but a vampire picking off shipmates drags too much, surprisingly.

65. The Boys of St. Vincent. 3/5.

This movie is why I don't fuck with the Catholic Church and why I make fun of them.

64. Rashomon. 3/5.

Classic movie involving an unreliable narrator trope, but I have a hard time feeling movies that came out before 1970.

63. Seven Kings Must Die. 3/5.

The movie sendoff for the show, The Last Kingdom, is better than the show's last three seasons.

62. Drunken Master. 3/5.

It has some nice fight choreography, but Jackie Chan has a better kung fu flick.

61. Stephen King's Cat's Eye. 3.5/5.

A better version of the Trilogy of Terror with better stories.

60. Silver Linings Playbook. 3.5/5.

Romcom with Jennifer Lawrence and Bradly Cooper is more devastating than funny.

59. You People. 3.5/5.

Eddie Murphy and Jonah Hill are a fine duo for most of the film.

58. Cocaine Bear. 3.5/5.

Fun, but I was hoping for it to be more chaotic than it was.

57. Antman & The Wasp: Quantumania. 3.5/5.

Yes, its flawed in many ways, but I don't care cause I like how ugly MODOK looks and Paul Rudd.

56. Terrifier. 3.5/5.

Murderous clown rampage made some good content for a little bit.

55. The Blackening. 3.5/5.

A really funny take on the horror genre and black people in horror films.

54. Loaded Weapon 1. 3.5/5.

A parody film reminiscent of The Naked Gun or Scary movie franchise in some ways and I love that.

53. Lethal Weapon 1. 3.5/5.

Loaded Weapon 1 working off of a classic like this makes sense to me.

52. Don't Breathe 2. 3.5/5.

As someone who didn't see the first one, but ended up seeing this, I think there's some enjoyment in seeing a blind old man harm bad guys.

51. A Disturbance In The Force. 3.5/5.

A documentary about the horrid Star Wars Christmas special is honestly enlightening.

50. Nimona. 3.5/5.

Adequate animation coupled with likable leads give a good time for animation fans.

49. Rise of The Planet of The Apes. 3.5/5.

Caesar yelling "NO" gave me chills, bruh.

48. Stephen King's IT (1990). 3.5/5.

Tim Curry's Pennywise will forever be iconic.

47. Asteroid City. 3.5/5.

For a first ever viewing of a Wes Anderson film, it was a bit confusing at times, but fascinating nonetheless.

46. M3GAN. 3.5/5.

M3GAN was serving the entire time.

45. Kung Fu Panda 3. 3.5/5.

The weakest of the KFP movies, but still has a good main villain.

44. Fearless Hyena. 3.5/5.

This is the other better Jackie Chan movie I was talking about.

43. Elemental. 3.5/5.

The best love story ever told...not really, but it's cute.

42. Tangled. 3.5/5.

Also cute, but I can't look past the age gap.

41. X. 3.5/5.

Mia Goth was serving as well in this horror prequel to Pearl.

40. A.I. 3.5/5.

Very ambitious Spielberg project with tinge of creepiness that I'm unsure if it was intentional or not.

39. Violet Evergarden: The Movie. 3.5/5.

Gorgeous animation, likeable characters, HUGE problem with that age gap.

38. We The Animals. 3.5/5.

Based on a true story, I feel for the plight of these young boys.

37. Jackass Forever. 3.5/5.

Idiots doing dangerous stunts even in their older age remains idiotic fun.

36. Interview With A Vampire. 3.5/5.

Leagues above Dark Shadows as a vampire movie.

35. The Super Mario Bros Movie. 3.5/5.

Lovely animation and a fun take on the Mario franchise in spite of underwhelming voice performances from some, but not all.

34. Final Destination. 3.5/5.

The first one set a pretty high bar to top in its franchise.

33. Suzume. 3.5/5.

It's a good time, but there are opportunities not taken here that infuriate me.

32. Final Destination 2. 3.5/5.

The first scene on the highway is the best scene of anything the franchise provided.

31. The Princess Bride. 3.5/5.

Oh my god, I miss Andre The Giant.

30. Scream 6. 3.5/5.

There is a reason this franchise is arguably the king of the slashers.

29. Juice. 3.5/5.

Oh my GOD I miss Tupac TOO.

28. Knock at The Cabin. 3.5/5.

The classic Shyamalan twist is predictable, but it's still a pretty entertaining movie.

27. SISU. 3.5/5.

Soldier is intent on not letting Nazis take his gold and goddammit I GOTTA respect it.

26. Missing. 3/5.

Maybe the most fun of those kinds of thriller screenlife-type movies.

25. Atlantis: The Lost Empire. 3.5/5.

An underrated Disney classic I wish I saw sooner.

24. The Princess and The Frog. 3.5/5.

Dr. Facilier is one of Disney's coolest villains and his song is one of my favorites ever.

23. Beau is Afraid. 3.5/5.

Did NOT need to be 3 hours, but it definitely wasn't boring.

22. Alienoid. 4/5.

Time Travelling shenanigans lead to unbelievable fun adventure.

21. Venture Bros: Radiant Is the blood of the Baboon heart. 4/5

A beautiful, possible, send off to an underrated Adult Swim TV show.

20. Call. 4/5.

More time travelling shenanigans involved that I like for the most part until the dark ending.

19. One Piece Film: Red. 4/5.

I love One Piece to bits and this film satisfied me immensely as a One Piece fan.

18. Air. 4/5.

Better version of the Tetris movie.

17. Dredd. 4/5.

I respect that Karl Urban never once took off the helmet.

16. Evil Dead Rise. 4/5.

Bloodiest, goriest spectacle that's a triumph.

15. Edge of Tomorrow. 4/5.

In spite of Tom Cruise's flaws, damn if he isn't a movie star.

14. Fargo. 4/5.

Watching all the seasons of the show before seeing the film is really eye-opening to see where the seasons got their influence from.

13. High Fidelity. 4/5.

I could listen to the guys in the film talk about music all day.

12. Fahrenheit 11/9. 4/5.

I got so mad watching this documentary.

11. Speed. 4/5.

Everything on the bus to "Pop Quiz Hot shot" is pure cinema.

10. Oppenheimer. 4/5.

Human meditation on one of the most devastating acts pulled off in human history makes for troubling watch.

9. They Cloned Tyrone. 4/5.

Tyrone gets cloned and its sublime.

8. Another Round. 4/5.

A simplistic premise of seeing how far the human body can indulge while still working is so damn good.

7. Barbie. 4/5.

Not only is its message thought-provoking but it's funny as hell.

6. The Menu. 4/5.

Between this and The Bear, this was a good year for me and cooking-related media I watched.

5. Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. 4/5.

Stunning animation, and two excellent antagonists help lend to a stellar animated film.

4. Prisoners. 4/5.

Hugh Jackman losing his shit makes for compelling watch.

3. John Wick 4. 4.5/5.

Action so good I could watch this forever.

2. Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse. 4.5/5.

If it was like ten minutes longer, it would be at my number one.

Guardians of The Galaxy Volume 3. 4.5/5. I almost cried over a CGI raccoon, you bet your ass its my movie of the year.

[septembersghost]

Din you like August Rush? Freddie Highmore was in it. The guy who played his dad, Johnathan Rhys Meyers has play Elvis and been in a movie with Ewan McGregor called Velvet Goldmine (‘70s Rock). Keri Russell was in the Mickey Mouse Club with Ryan Gosling, Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake & Britney Spears. Sara Bareilles auditioned for the same season, but didn’t Make it- she. forgot the words to A Whole New World. AR also had Robin Williams.

i saw august rush many years back, but don't remember it too clearly outside of freddie being such a talent, even so young. my ex-best friend was really adamant that i see it, he gave me a copy of the soundtrack, which i still have somewhere. i need to revisit it one day. i've seen velvet goldmine too, though also ages ago. i completely forgot jrm played elvis! i never saw that miniseries but do vaguely recall ads for it. i was just a bit young for that iteration of the mmc (iirc we didn't get the disney channel back then either! they used to do special free days/weekends and my cousin and i would be excited to watch the cartoons, especially rescue rangers for some reason? and winnie the pooh for me, though i used to get up every saturday morning to watch that on abc, would wrap myself in a blanket, watch with my favorite stuffed kitty, then go back to bed haha). it's so funny how many very famous people came out of that though. i never knew that about sara! I'm glad it didn't deter her and she's gone on to her own great success, i've loved her music and her work in musical theatre. robin williams remains one of those people, like carrie fisher and whitney, (and many who passed before my lifetime), who i remain sad about and miss.