#winnerdean

[neolynne]

Papa and Mama are coming back 🥹

💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵

The skin tone contrat 💗

Please, don't let us down when it come to then

When I tell you that he's a lovesick fool

🥺🥹🥺🥹🥺🥹 also the cheekbones are cheekboning(?)

[prapaiwife]

Poplee our deanwinner! What mischief are they up too again out of the racing scene but definitely not out of the trouble i bet🤧

[gay-meowmeow]

all i gotta say is...Pete got 2 hands, one for Way and one for Kenta. And Kenta got 2 hands, one for Pete and one for Kim. And Kim got 2 hands, one for Kenta and one for Winner. And Winner got 2 hands, one for Kim and one for Dean. And Dean got 2 ha-

[emjcarr]

pitbabe pr team really scammed us. Had me thinking we were gonna have full on couples. All we got was CRUMBS and a dream 😭

[south-sonic]

A good day for a polyWinner shipper 😌

Lee was not having that hand on his head though 😂

[le-trash-prince]

WinnerDean

[miusmusings]

Pit Babe Characters as Cats - Pt. 1

kenta, kim, way, pete, winner, and dean as cats (=^ΦωΦ ^=)

Kenta's a black cat, a mixbred korat (tony's so disappointed with his not-purebred son). He's very polite tho, will never meow for attention or food. in fact, he's less like a cat and more like a dog that shadows you constantly, minus the playfulness. He's faced years of abuse in the hands of his previous owners before he was rescued, and his quietness might have something to do with that. He's not very friendly to the other cats, preferring to stay by himself in a corner, but sometimes, in cold winter days, he cuddles with kim. It's all for warmth and nothing else (they're bonded)

kim's a grey kitty, a domestic shorthair. very normal, very common. He doesn't like bird-watching or chasing after butterflies but will play with toys sometimes, when *he* wants to. won't meow for attention, but will instead drape himself on a lap whenever he wants to. will hiss if something annoys him, and bite if it doesn't stop. Many a finger has fallen victim to him over the years. He has a fondness for human food, and with his exceptional skills, he often nicks up tasty tidbits from the table. Sometimes he brings his 'prey' to Kenta, too.

North's a oranj cat. he will get The Zoomies at the most inconvenient time and will fling himself into a glass window when he sees a butterfly fluttering outside. Will meow loudly at all hours of the day without any reason (the reason is attention). he loves attention, but if you're busy, he will move away to amuse himself with cat tv and pull sonic along to watch it with him. he's also very fond of knocking things off tables/windowsills/shelves etc etc and will rope sonic into joining him in this, too. (tho sonic mostly watches him do it and cheers him form the sidelines when he successfully breaks smt fragile)

Sonic is a chocolately himalayan cat. He spends half his day grooming his pretty long fur, and the rest is spent sleeping, watching cat tv or engaging in all sorts of mischief with North. He'll yell when he's hungry, but otherwise, he's a pretty quite one (compared to north, that is). Like Kim, he doesn't ask for attention, He simply finds a lap and demands to be given the attention he rightly deserves. He's a catfluencer on social media, too, which takes quite a bit of his time.

Way's a pure white maine coon. Very pretty, very regal. And very lorge (look how tall way is in canon). He usually minds his business and isn't the most sociable, preferring to hide away in the quieter nooks, only coming out in mealtimes. Won't let you pet him ever because how can you mess up his perfectly groomed fur excuse me! Sometimes North and Sonic drags him out to watch cat tv with them and hiss and chase at everything that moves. Well, Way won't ever chase anything, but he does like watching North and Sonic make fools of themselves as he lazes around from some high corner, where he sometimes invites Pete to watch the silliness with him.

Pete's also a maine coon. But unlike Way, he's got a mixed, patchy coat of brown and black. He's also the more sociable of the two, and will allow pets (only when he wants them himself though). He used to be a stray, but a kind lady picked him up from the streets one day. She passed away soon though, leaving Pete to fend for himself again (some say Pete murdered her with his claws but that simply aint true). He also owns a cat food brand (the kind lady was an heiress gasp!), and Sonic sometimes models as the face of the brand. His hobbies include watching the tv (the actual tv, not the cat tv - he finds cat tv boring), staring at books when someone reads them, and grooming Way's fur. Sometimes Way grooms him back, too!

Winner's a sphynx cat. He got bullied about his furlessness back in the day, but he KNEW it meant he was special and others were mean to him because they were not special, unlike his perfect furless self! And now he's grown to be the regal, furless perfect cat he has always dreamed himself to be and has the cutest lil cat (Dean) bonded to him AND an infinite supply of treats (because noone can resist giving winner treats when he looks at them with his pookie eyes), so who's the winner, really. That said, don't touch him unless you want to end up with bloody fingers - he has an allergu for humans, he sees them as beings beneath his notice. (tho he won't say no to a treat ever). Also winner loves the cat tv but will pretend he's only there because Dean loves it - he likes to act that silly things like hissing at birds is not for someone of importance like him. also he has beef with North and Sonic for Reasons but who told Dean to be friendly with everyone!

Dean is a rescued stray, He's a tuxedo longhair, one of the prettiest kitties in the house, but he's insecure cause he's just a common domestic cat of no particular breed like most others (except Kim. he and Kim sort of bond over it but if you ask either of them, they'll say they're not friends). He IS friends with North and Sonic tho, and often joins North in The Zoomies. it def helps that North's a plain domestic kitty like him. He's a no 1 fan of cat tv and likes dragging Winner to watch with him, too. He's not very affectionate, and neither vocal, but will take a cuddle or two sometimes. He's also pretty touchy and territorial, so unless the other cats wants to have their furs ruffled and some blood split, they won't ever venture into the places Dean has marked as his own spots. Dean WILL hold a grudge whoever's scent he finds in his spot without them having taken his prior permission to be there, and WILL duke it uot later when he has a chance. Even North and Sonic aren't exempt fromthis (winner is, tho).

[sonicspacecadet]

Having Dean and Winner thoughts where they have a really emotionally challenging off on relationship that leaves them totally rattled every split but they struggle to just have stability since they're both obviously not the best with feelings but when they are together they're super obsessed with each other to the point where it's kinda concerning

[oldsargasso]

WinnerDean spy AU?

thank youuuu I love you 🥺 sorry for taking days to answer lol I have been. so sick.

five VERY LONG facts...honestly this is just a story outline at this point. TW for violence

the first time they meet it's because Dean's been sent on his first solo mission, instead of Babe or Way getting it done. and he's so proud of himself - finally Alan has recognised how hard he's been working! sure it's not like Babe (currently holed up at home with a broken leg) or Way (currently undercover as a high-end ~companion) could have been sent anyway...still. Dean was the one Alan pulled from the team and sent out into the field all on his own. and he's going a great job---bypasses all the security measures, is in the CEO's office with his password being cracked as Dean pokes around the desk drawers---when the door opens and the number 1 ranked agent at X Hunter's rival agency saunters in.

2. Winner had incredible scores throughout his stint at the academy. But X Hunter has some more avant garde recruitment practices and Winner's not bitter about it at all. Working at RDR means he stays number one, big fish in a small pond kind of thing. His talents are being wasted looking after the very lucrative contract Tony's hired them on for; officially it's "locating and correcting weaknesses in the security framework" but it's really corporate espionage. and it's boring as hell. Winner hates it. why become a spy if not to go around guns blazing and driving dangerously and seducing hot targets? turns out there's a lot more paperwork and sending phishing emails and standing around waiting for people to leave their office in actuality. that is, until Winner makes the usual midnight loop around the top-floor offices and finds something very interesting. (Winner's a little miffed that X Hunter didn't even bother sending their top agent for this job.)

3. Tony offers Alan a deal: give Tony Babe, and Dean gets released with nary a scratch.

Alan doesn't take the deal.

Winner doesn't care, about the deal or Babe or the way Tony's aide keeps hovering around like he wants to say something and definitely not about the pretty agent he captured. But he DOES care that Tony has his own guys doing the interrogation. Like why even hire Winner and his agency if not for something exactly like this? So he hacks into the security feed and finds Tony's guys aren't even asking questions. It's like they're just ...playing almost, landing blows all over the agent's body while his arms are held so he can't protect himself, both eyes blackened and blood dripping to the floor from his torn-up mouth. And Winner notices someone else in the system too. They've covered their tracks very well---unfortunately for North there's only a handful of people that can cover their tracks like that. It pisses Winner off: any good agency would have gotten their guy out, or at least gotten him a bullet---instead X Hunter is just watching? Listening to the sounds of Dean gasping for breath after another interminable minute of being held underwater? Winner kicks North out of the system and patches the weak point and decides to cater to his own particular moral code.

4. Dean doesn't break. He doesn't talk. He clings to the hope of getting out (and then he hopes for it to end). He repeats to himself that Alan wouldn't have left him here if he didn't think Dean could handle it. Alan has faith in Dean so Dean will have faith in Alan. And he manages to keep it up for a few days, or maybe a week---the only way of tracking time is the comings and goings of Tony's guys, and Dean's not sure they have a set schedule. He hurts all over. There's no position he can sleep in that doesn't have his ribs screaming at him, and the comments from Tony's men have started to get very pointed in a way that has his skin crawling. Dean knows the protocol, and he should have gotten at least a message by now. It's easier then, to give up a little, and let his anger and bitterness turn to apathy and carry him through.

5. Winner's favourite thing about being a spy? The vast array of beautiful guns he has access to. He was top of his class when it came to shooting, and taking out five guys before any of them manage to fire back is barely enough to spark any satisfaction. Dean doesn't answer when Winner asks if he can walk, so Winner just slings him over one shoulder and makes his leisurely way out. He's planted enough explosives around Tony's estate that every man is going to be completely occupied elsewhere.

He does run into Kenta on his way to the exit---Winner doesn't shoot, because the guy is armed with a knife and that's not a fair fight---and Kenta just nods at him, like. with approval. Weird guy, but probably has to be to have worked for Tony for so long.

And then when Winner makes it to the garage North and Sonic are waiting there? with a guy Winner distinctly remembers seeing tied up in Tony's office a few weeks ago. And they just take Dean from him and drive away??

So Winner goes back inside and shoots a few more people. He finds Tony's body, and Kenta kneeled next to it, and is like "well I have an empty seat in my car now..." and then they drive away.

(bonus fun fact is that Babe and Charlie are having a whole Mr and Mrs Smith AU thing going on in the background)

[ohanny]

wip tag game

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

@le-trash-prince tagged me and even though i don't exactly have wips, here are some half-cooked aus for the canon-ish pit babe ships:

babe x charlie: where babe is spiderman, charlie is an investigative journalist for the daily bugle trying to get to the bottom of this recent wave of vigilante justice and uncle alan does not get shot, thank you very much.

alan x jeff: alan’s rich parents, embarrassed by their spinster son playing with cars, agree to leave him alone as long as he produces an heir with an omega of their choosing. alan reluctantly agrees and is very shocked when, instead of doing a turkey baster deal with some heiress, his parents showed up with an omega they “rented” from their old pal tony.

north x sonic: where north (the university soccer star) and sonic (the emo theatre kid) accidentally woo each other while both trying very hard to woo kim, the recent transfer student from korea.

pete x way: a john wick au where, after failing his mission to get babe for tony, way has become a persona non grata to both his father and those he considered a family and, with multiple hits on his head, has retreated to the continental that is ran by pete who takes interest of the wet cat with no check out date and a bar tab larger than some bounties.

kenta x kim: on a dark and stormy night kenta is driving home with tony and in the midst of berating his son, tony loses control and they get into an accident. tony dies and kenta is left with a shattered leg and no will to live. after scaring off three physiotherapists, the hospital assigns him kim. (their love does have long beans.)

winner x dean: winner and dean are teachers, competing with each other through their classes. except they teach a bunch of 7 year olds and their grading system is smiley faces so they go to war over whose kids make hand turkeys that look the least like a bouquet of penises.

a giant polycule: a lot of the credit for this goes to the discord server where one night we went unhinged over the idea of pete as an emperor who has a harem of heirs from foreign nations and an army of kids, some of which were even fathered by him. after all he is just a man and his harem has very busy social lives.

[neolynne]

No, i'm not obsessed

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

love that bella porch recorded at deanwinner song

[emjcarr]

Two episodes left.. are they just gonna cram the storylines for rest of the couples or..? Like are we gonna get only 1 minute each of northsonic, peteway (or even petekenta atp), kentakim, winnerdean.. ??

[prapaiwife]

POP AND LEE they just went for it!!!😳😗

[le-trash-prince]

I’m begging WinnerDean and KentaKim to have onscreen interactions already please my crops are dying

[miusmusings]

Prison Help

Chapters: 1/1 (Oneshot)

Fandom: Pit Babe The Series

Rating: E (Explicit)

Words: 4,078

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Dean/Winner

Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Smut, Shameless Smut, Prison Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Acquaintances with Benefits, Dom/sub Undertones, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Unsafe Sex, Spit As Lube, The depiction of sex in this should NOT be followed don't learn sex ed from ao3 pls, Dirty Talk, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author Regrets Everything, The Author Regrets Nothing, NO BETA WE DIE LIKE TONY

Summary:

Winner and Dean find refuge in each other's bodies in prison