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[something-tofightfor]

Birthday Smooches 2024 Masterlist

9 Pedro characters. 9 different smooches. Around 1000 words each. VERY lightly edited.

A birthday gift from me to you.

Jack 'Whiskey' Daniels - A Kiss in the Open

Marcus Pike - A Late-Night Kiss

Daniel Harper (Wing Pit Pedro) - A Kiss at the Dog Park

Frankie 'Catfish' Morales - A Surprise Kiss

Ezra - A Kiss in the Dark

Tim Rockford - An Apologetic Kiss

Joel Miller - A Comforting Kiss

Din Djarin - A Kiss in Private

Oberyn Martell - A Kiss on the Beach

[firsttarotreader]

Unnamed Character (Wing Pit) - 3 of Cups

The next character in our series “Pedro’s Characters as Tarot Cards” is the Unnamed Character from the Saturday Night Live sketch “Wing Pit”. He represents the 3 of Cups.

3 of Cups is the card of parties, celebrations, friendship, community and gatherings. It’s about the joy of connections, having fun and partying hard. A person with this energy is sociable and joyful, with the spirit of festivity and unity, the heart of the celebrations. They often bring people together, they are lively, welcoming and with a friendly demeanor. With a bright and engaging smile, expressive eyes, cheerful and outgoing, they radiate warmth and approachability. Enthusiastic for life, they genuinely love and value social connections.

The character from “Wing Pit” seems happy, enthusiastic and engaged in a very fun gathering with his friends to watch football. He is enjoying himself, with the bright smile, expressive eyes, cheerful and embracing the spirit of partying. He and his friends order some chicken wings for a snack and they all seem to be delighted eating them at first. However, the “deal” is a bit too much and they are soon drowning in chicken wings and even getting chicken wing milkshakes! That is also interesting because the 3 of Cups, when reversed, may refer to the “partying too hard” in an unhealthy, excessive way, and something that was supposed to be nice and fun turns into an over the top thing. In this case, there’s somewhat of a parallel to the wing pit exaggeration (although in this case it’s not exactly their fault, though). For these reasons, this character is our 3 of Cups.

[schumigrace]

My life will, quite literally, never be the same.

I moved to the motorsport county for a multitude of reasons, but having Silverstone on my doorstep was at the top of the list.

The mileage counter in my beaten-up racing green Vauxhall has racked up most of it's digits on the A43 through Towcester, I can tell you the exact position of every road sign painted with a brown rectangle, a chequered flag next to the word "Silverstone". I could tell you which direction the track is in from anywhere in the world, as if it's Wing shaped roof hangs like a petrol-laden North Star. All roads lead to Silverstone, you may say (no-one has ever said this)

So, Grace, I hear you asking, how often do you go?

Never.

That is, of course, until I received an email from God herself (the Aston Martin F1 Team Marketing Analyst) informing me of my invitation to their AMR24 Launch. An invitation I very obviously accepted, after 24 hours worth of crying, screaming, and stalking said marketing analyst on LinkedIn to make sure this was not in fact some messed up kind of joke

So it's 7 in the morning, I'm doing my usual commute through the god-awful traffic hell that is Northamptonshire, only this time I'm not going straight ahead on the Silverstone Bypass, I am taking the ever elusive right turn into the brand new Aston Martin Technology Centre and being handed a visitor's pass

The first thing I notice is that they've only gone and put a bloody AMR23 (with the new livery) right in the middle of the lobby, it's covered up at this point, and I'm staring daggers through the cover just daring it to be riddled with carbon fibre underneath. AMR team members are floating around like green angels everywhere I look, shelves are adorned with this past year's trophies (I make a comment to a passing team member - "you'll need more shelves after this year", she chuckles and moves on - I try not to take this is a bad sign)

8 o'clock hits, the official launch video plays, and the cover is removed. jesus fucking christ she's green. thank fuck. I can go home now.

Oh, hang on, is that Mike Krack?

Shit it is.

Mike has a shakedown to run of course, so he doesn't hang around for too long. He's confident in this car though, they've been working on it for years, and he's sure we'll be quick out of the gate. Off he goes across the road to the garage. "Don't worry," they say, "you'll be going over to watch the cars on track too."

Sorry, can you repeat that please, I believe you just said we are going to go over to the track to watch the cars.

"Yes of course, but not before we ply you with cake and coffee, naturally, oh and also Pedro De La Rosa is here along with Jessica Hawkins. Do you want to chat to them?"

I ask Pedro where he and Fernando went to dinner last night. Somewhere in Oxford I think, I stopped listening, I was thinking about how much I would be willing to be a thir-

Anyway.

At this point no photos are allowed for the rest of the day, they are literally building the car right in front of you no you cannot put that on social media.

We're heading across the road now, along the Hamilton straight and up around Stowe, we head past the Porsche Experian Centre and I make some vague comment about Webbonso that nobody picks up on. Nevermind. We turn left just before Maggots and Becketts to head towards the pit lane, and into the Aston Martin garage.

The smell of petrol is so overwhelmingly strong and I make sure every single cell of my lungs is scarred from it. A batak machine is being set up and I joke "wouldn't it be funny if someone beat Jenson Button's world record today". Someone did, not even 5 minutes later. A wave of "get Jenson on the phone!" fills the garage.

I turn around, Stoffel Vandoorne and Felipe Drugovich are on a stage talking about how exciting it is to see the car, or at least they're trying to look excited. I'm not sure Drugo knows what that even means.

Lawrence Stroll is talking to a mechanic and I can literally hear the thousands of dollars dropping into his bank account with every heartbeat. Surely his son is nearby? Oh yes, right infront of us. Imagine that. (Lance did of course look gorgeous, his racesuit tied around his waist, laughing with his engineers like the whore he is)

We're heading over to the PU station now and the wonderful AM team member is talking us through the specifics of it, but I haven't heard a single word she has said, because unfortunately for her Fernando has decided to enter the garage at that exact moment. I am stood near a space heater, and he locks eyes on me (nope, the space heater) immediately. He makes his way over and sticks his backside directly towards the heater and my face is about as red as the radiator.

"Good morning! How are you?"

I have so many words to say to you right now, and not a single one of them is in a language that either of us can understand. I think I eventually vomitted up some form of acceptable response, however, because he smiled at me.

"Are you cold?"

"Only a little" I respond. Not anymore, I'm picturing myself under you, I think.

I totally lost a good hour after this because there's not a single memory here for me to put into words, damn you Alonso

The blur fades with the freezing air outside, and we're stood on the pitwall. Sky Sports are here now and have us doing media stuff, I run as far away from them as possible and climb onto the pitwall. FIA, if you're reading this, I promise I kept both feet on the ground at all times.

They tell us the shakedown isn't going to plan, suprise surprise, and you actually cannot see the car on track today. I mentally curl into a ball and sob the whole way back to the AMRTC but all of a sudden we are being led to mission control and the composite engineering stations and they are, literally, building a car infront of us whatthefuckishappening

By this point I have recovered from my minor sulk - Grace this is literally the best day of your life get over yourself - and then we're being told that as an apology they have hired a room in the Hilton Hotel opposite the pitlane, free food and drinks for as long as we want, oh and... cars on track. all. day. long.

Whilst writing this i received another email from biblically-accurate marketing analyst god asking for feedback. I think a string of letters indicating incessant shrieking will probably do the trick

[something-tofightfor]

I just noticed you can see the tattoo behind his ear and the one on his wrist and now I need a moment or 50 to recover.

[littlemisspascal]

New Writers added to The Pedro Library 🐼

@milla-frenchy @aurorawritestoescape

New Works Added ✨

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@burntheedges Joel Hearts / Frankie Is This a Date?

@beskarandblasters Joel As Long As I Have You + The Warmth of Your Gaze, The Lingering of Your Touch / Frankie Watch the World From the Sidelines

@wardenparker @absurdthirst Joel For Valentine’s Day / Dieter “I'm not getting you coffee, your order is ridiculous".

@flightlessangelwings Joel Could I Have This Kiss Forever? / Din What Was Unspoken, And What We Finally Said

@eupheme Joel Are You Mine?

@missredherring Joel A Flower in February

@whatsnewalycat Joel Ruthless

@firstofficerwiggles Din A Beskar Valentine

@lowlights Din Recalibration

@dindjarindiaries Din Your Needs, My Needs

@saradika Din Beneath the Mask

@haylzcyon Din Fell in Love With the Fire

@undercoverpena Frankie Wet n’ Wild / Din Cold, Lips Blue

@absurdthirst @storiesofthefandomlovers Frankie The Cupid Shuffle

@toomanystoriessolittletime Frankie Fucked Royalty

@tieronecrush Frankie BNBG (brand new baby girl)

@musings-of-a-rose Clint A New Life

@ezrasbirdie Dieter Bright Lights

@tightjeansjavi Dieter Tea Party + Chamomile

@psychedelic-ink Dieter + Javi G Amour Amour Amour / Joel A Happy Man / Marcus P The Louvre

@secretelephanttattoo Marcus P Confetti

@movievillainess721 Whiskey Watermelon Moonshine

@morallyinept Marcus M Heyday Hero – A Valentine’s Story  / Dieter A Cup of Love

@sirowsky Marcus M An Unexpected Valentine

@something-tofightfor SNL Wing Pit Second and Goal 

[something-tofightfor]

Birthday Kiss #3: Daniel Harper (Wing Pit Guy)

Pairing: Daniel Harper x Female Reader (First and 10 pairing)

Word Count: 892

Rating: M?

Summary: A Kiss at the Dog Park

Author’s note: 9 Pedro Characters. 9 Birthday Smooches. These are very lightly edited because they're supposed to be quick. Wanted to give all of you a gift to celebrate my birthday - Daniel had to make an appearance (especaially after Pedro lost the SNL Emmy).

This is the First and 10 pairing.

“Which one’s yours?” You looked over to the right, watching as a woman took a seat on the bench next to you, stuffing a leash into the front pocket of her small backpack. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you here before.” 

“That one.” Pointing, you gestured toward the open part of the dog park where Raider and a German Shepherd were chasing each other around, tails wagging. “Black Lab. Raider. You?” 

The woman didn’t respond right away, but she leaned forward, watching the dogs with interest. You heard him bark, and when you looked back at the dog you’d brought to the park, you grinned, keeping your eyes on him as he flopped to the ground and began rolling around in the grass. “Isn’t Raider Daniel’s dog?” 

You heard the tone of her voice and made every attempt not to roll your eyes at the accusation in it. “It is. He’s going to be here in a little while. I brought Raider early to tire him out.” It took her a few seconds to respond, but when she did, you turned to look at her, watching as she leaned back against the edge of the picnic table, resting her elbow on the scarred wood. 

“You’re the girlfriend.” 

“I am.” You looked over, giving her a half smile and shrugging. “I take it he’s talked about me?” Normally, you wouldn’t have been so presumptuous, or made such a self-centered statement, but the way she’d spoken to you had made you feel more than a little defensive. 

“He has.” She narrowed her eyes, looking you up and down and then grinned, the woman sitting straight up and holding up a hand. “We all didn’t think you existed.” “You all?” Confused, you shook your head. “What do you mean?”

“Daniel’s been bringing Raider here for like … eight months?” She rolled her eyes, but the smile didn’t fade. “But he always comes alone, which is like a magnet for the single women here, especially with a dog like that.” She held up her hand wiggling her fingers and showing off a diamond on one of them. “I’m not one of those women, by the way. But every time someone asked him out, or tried to get to know him, or asked to have a playdate with their dog and Raider, he said no, until he started talking about already having a girlfriend.” 

He hadn’t told you that, only that he hadn’t dated much recently. “So why did you think I wasn’t… real?”

“Because we thought he made up a girlfriend to get people to stop bothering him.” It was you that laughed first - your irritation gone and replaced with amusement. She joined you a few seconds later, and then cleared her throat after it tapered off. “But you’re very real. And if you’re here with Raider, then…” 

A joyful bark interrupted her, and when you looked over to find the source of the sound, you watched as the black dog tore away from the others and toward the entrance gate, continuing to yap away, tail wagging back and forth furiously. 

Daniel headed toward where you sat, the fingers of one hand curled around ribbon that was attached to a small bunch of balloons. Biting your lower lip, you closed your eyes and shook your head, fighting the urge to stand up. “You making friends?”

He spoke when he was close enough to you, Raider circling his legs and attempting to sniff the balloons, but Daniel kept them just out of reach. “Maybe.” You looked over at the woman, who grinned again and then stood up, saying hello to him before she walked away. “I thought I was meeting you at your place.” 

“Wanted to surprise you.” He held the balloons out, staring you down. “Brought you a present.” You took them from him, eyes on the colorful inflatables, one larger one at the center of the arrangement with the words HAPPY BIRTHDAY! displayed on the surface. 

After making sure that they were weighted, you leaned over and set the bunch down on the table and then reached for Daniel, urging him closer. “I can see that.” You whispered the words, wrinkling your nose. “Thank you. They’re great.” 

When he exhaled, you felt it against your lips, followed moments later by his as they pressed to yours, the kiss short - but telling, one of Daniel’s hands resting on your upper arm, the other curved around the back of your head. “You’re welcome.” He spoke between kisses, the second one a little longer than the first, the pressure of his fingers increasing, too. 

Before he could kiss you again, Raider barked, both of you looking down at where he sat, head tilted back to look up at the two of you. 

“That’s a hint, I think.” Daniel laughed at your words, but instead of letting go of you, he said your name under his breath and leaned back in, humming before he kissed you for a third time, his lips parted enough that your lower one fit neatly between them. 

Even though you kept your fingers curled into his belt loops, you pushed him away, groaning. “We should go.” He wet his lips, eyes locked on yours. “The sooner we have dinner and get home, the sooner I can give you the rest of your present.” 

— 

[galaxyedging]

UK YouTube links to Pedro's SNL sketches.

Opening monologue

Waking Up

Protective Mom

Fancam Assembly

Italian Waiters

The Big Hollywood Quiz

Lisa From Temecula

HBO Mario Kart Trailer

Wing Pit

[firsttarotreader]

Special Series - Pedro’s Characters as Tarot Cards

(Ongoing)

Major Arcana

Dieter Bravo - The Devil

Agent Whiskey - Judgement

Oberyn Martell - The Sun

Din Djarin - The Chariot

Joel Miller - The Hanged Man

Javier Peña - The Emperor

Dave York - The Moon

Javi Gutierrez - The Star

Silva - Temperance

Frankie Morales - Strength

Marcus Moreno - Justice

Pero Tovar - The Tower

Marcus Pike - The Lovers

Ezra - Death

Max Phillips - The Wheel of Fortune

Max Lord - The Magician

Mrs. Flores - The Empress

Zach Wellison - The Hermit

Lucien Flores - The Fool

Marcus Acacius - The Hierophant

Nico - The High Priestess

Charlie - The World

Minor Arcana

Reed Richards - King of Swords

Pedro Pascal - King of Wands (Special)

Fink - Page of Swords

Comandante Veracruz - 7 of Swords

Jay Castillo - Page of Cups

Shane “Dio” Morrissey - 5 of Swords

Omar Assarian - Page of Wands

Ricky Hauk - 3 of Swords

Clint - 10 of Wands

Claude - Knight of Wands

Unnamed Character (Fire Meet Gasoline) - Knight of Cups

Billy - 2 of Wands

Pedro - 7 of Pentacles

Mr. Ben - Knight of Pentacles

Pietro Alvarez - 6 of Swords

David - Ace of Cups

Steve - 2 of Cups

Ted Garcia - 5 of Wands

Eddie - 8 of Wands

“The Thief” - 9 of Pentacles

Paulino - Page of Pentacles

Tim Rockford - Ace of Swords

Edmund - Knight of Swords

Nathan Landry - 7 of Wands

Unnamed Character (Hope) - 4 of Cups

Ed Indelicato - 2 of Pentacles

Kevin “Kip” Green - 5 of Cups

Robert - 6 of Cups

The Wanderer - 7 of Cups

Mario - 9 of Wands

Dan Landry - 4 of Swords

Unnamed Character (Wing Pit) - 3 of Cups

Special Agent Ortega - 3 of Wands

More characters on the way!

All art made by my lovely friend who wants to stay anonymous EXCLUSIVELY for the blog.

[oonajaeadira]

@something-tofightfor

Come get your Daniel.

And Benny (the 'Wing Pit Victim') joins the Pocket Team! 🍗🍗🍗

🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗 . . .

I think people collectively decided to call him Benny? Please correct me if it was another name. :'D

[tomwambscunts]

ben marshall totally earned my respect (if he didn’t before) by not sharing that lisa sketch. and he actually wrote the best sketch of the night 🤧 don’t know how pedro pascal as a mom has became something underrated I swear only snltwt can pull off such a thing

This and wing pit sketch deserved better.. As a society I think we have to talk more about “van gogh, picasso, britney with the vegan sliders” line.

[allthebrazilianpolitics]

More enslaved Africans came to the Americas through this port than anywhere else. Why have so few heard of it?

[Image description: two tourists walk along the Valongo Wharf in Rio de Janeiro.]

When tour guide Pedro Andres arrived at the site historians call the most important physical evidence of the arrival of enslaved Africans to the Americas, the scene he found was familiar. The Valongo Wharf was empty.

Addressing a family of Paraguayan tourists, Andres described its historic significance. At the height of the transatlantic slave trade, nearly 1 million enslaved Africans arrived on its cobbled stones, likely more than anywhere else in the world, and twice as many as were trafficked to all of the United States. UNESCO has called the wharf, discovered in 2011 during an urban renovation project, a “unique and exceptional” place that “carries enormous historical as well as spiritual importance to African Americans.”

But Andres, who brings tourists to the wharf out of his own volition and not because it’s recommended by his tour agency, saw little indication of that remarkable history. There are no memorials. Only a single sign above a large puddle far removed from the street. The wharf has been unearthed but is still ignored. Even people who live nearby, whose ancestry leads back to this point, don’t know of its existence.

“Sad,” said Andres, 26. “Sad that slavery ever happened, but also sad that its history is being neglected.”

How that history is honored at the site, and who gets to make those decisions, are questions at the core of another struggle over race and memory in the country that brought the most enslaved Africans into the Americas. The dispute, which pits federal prosecutors and historians against the right-wing presidency of Jair Bolsonaro, echoes an ongoing racial reckoning in Brazil that in recent years has taken on some of the country’s darkest moments and most enduring contradictions.

Brazil historically has demurred on questions of race, preferring instead to understand itself through the lens of class. Its intellectual elite have long described the country as a “racial democracy” forged by intermarriage and unencumbered by the racism plaguing other countries. But it also imported nearly 5 million enslaved Africans — an estimated 40 percent of the transatlantic slave trade — and in 1888 was the last country in the hemisphere to abolish slavery.

Historians, federal prosecutors and advocates for racial justice say the Valongo Wharf presents a unique opportunity for Brazil to fully address that original sin and the racial inequality it imparted. But they say the government under Bolsonaro has failed to meet the historic moment, perhaps intentionally, and Brazil is once more choosing to ignore the injustices of its past.

Continue reading.

[something-tofightfor]

My stupid little sports loving heart very much likes the idea of him in a football jersey - even if it was a KC jersey. (a baseball one would have been a million times better as long as it wasn’t Yankees, Cubs or Astros)

But I would definitely sit on a couch and eat five million chicken wings with this man 🥰

Bro Pedro is very underrated

[littlemisspascal]

New Writers added to The Pedro Library 🐼

@dark-scape @beefrobeefcal

New Works Added ✨

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@toomanystoriessolittletime Javier More

@alwaysbethewest Javier Old Acquaintance

@frenchiereading Javier Landslide

@musings-of-a-rose Javier Prepping for Parents

@chloeangelic Javier The Unintelligible Truth

@undercoverpena Javier Pickles, Peppers and Photos + Hope They Caught Us

@djarinvibe Javier Oblivion

@djarinmuse Javier Happy New Year

@mellowswriting Javier His Girl

@absurdthirst @storiesofthefandomlovers Javier New Year’s Second Chance / Joel Unexpectedly Reunited / @pedropascalsx Dave Services Paid For

@beskarandblasters Din Immortal By Design + Din’’scord Kitten

@nobedofroses Din December 27

@psychedelic-ink Joel Say Yes to Heaven

@morallyinept Tim Boxed In

@thosewickedlovelies Tim + Marcus M Private Eye

@missredherring Marcus P “I Can’t Believe You’re This Innocent” / Javier “I’ve Been Wondering What It Feels Like...” / Joel “Tell Me What You Like”

@writer-darling Ezra Observation 3

@foli-vora Whiskey Errands

@something-tofightfor Whiskey Birthday Kiss / Marcus P Birthday Kiss / Frankie Birthday Kiss / Wing Pit SNL Birthday Kiss / Ezra Birthday Kiss / Joel Birthday Kiss / Tim Birthday Kiss

@bluestar22x Pero The Outcast

@tightjeansjavi Frankie Catfish

@thatredheadwriter Frankie New Suit

[pedrocharacterlove]

Directory of Love

Yup, that’s me! Just a lady who’s terminally in love with Pedro Pascal and the characters he plays. Here’s where to find more love for:

Pedro Pascal

Agent Whiskey ~ Din Djarin ~ Ezra ~ Frankie Morales ~ Javi Gutierrez ~ Javier Pena ~ Joel Miller ~ Marcus Moreno ~ Marcus Pike ~ Oberyn Martell ~ Pero Tovar

...and on this blog:  multi  <3

billy from iris

clint from freaky tales

comandante veracruz from burn notice: the fall of sam axe 

eddie from buffy the vampire slayer

dave york from the equalizer 2 

dieter bravo from the bubble 

jay castillo from red widow 

juan badillo from graceland

kevin 'kip' green from law & order: criminal intent

kyle hartly from csi

kyle wilson from without a trace 

liam from nikita 

lucien flores from the uninvited

marcus acacius from gladiator ii

max phillips from bloodsucking bastards 

maxwell lord from wonder woman 1984 

nathan landry from the good wife

nico from house comes with a bird

noah from i am that girl

omar assarian from lights out

oscar from exposed

paulino from sweet little lies 

pietro alvarez from if beale street could talk

omar assarian from lights out

reggie luckman from law & order: criminal intent 

ricky hauk from touched by an angel 

santos from drive away dolls

shane 'dio' morrissey from nypd blue 

silva from strange way of life

special agent greer from law & order: special victims unit 

special agent ortega from the sixth gun

steve from hermanas

the thief from casillero del diablo 

tim rockford from merge mansion

tito cabassa from law & order

zach wellison from brothers and sisters

zack goffman from body of proof .

pedro in amend: the fight for america

pedro in fire meets gasoline 

pedro in happy socks 'happy holidays'

pedro in polaroid joycam commercial

pedro on saturday night live: - charlie from that one snl sketch - mama flores from saturday night live - mario from snl - mr ben from snl - wing pit guy from snl

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live theater - horatio from hamlet - edmund from king lear - mark from let me ascertain you: lgbtq all out! - don john from much ado about nothing - dionysus from old comedy after aristophanes frogs - sand - some men - pedro directing underneath my bed .

zoom theater - inigo montoya from home movie: the princess bride - for all the mad sad lovesick geniuses

[something-tofightfor]

In my mind, Pedro Pascal dressed as Daniel Harper is carrying home his Emmy at this very moment. (And we’re gonna share a bucket of chicken in celebration)