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No... How can this be?
Daddy’s favorite wine sippy cup...
Now I’m going to have to drink it out of the box like a fucking animal!
You’ve taken everything from me, Machine.
And now we’re going to get drunk together.
That’s right, the only way to repay me for your sins and the breaking of my favorite wine glass, is to finish off this box of wine with me!
And we’re going to have conversations that we think are deep only because we're drunk off our asses.
And by dawn's light, who knows, maybe enemies will be turned into…
EVEN STRONGER FUCKING ENEMIES I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#please ignore chat saying 'oh brother this guy stinks' there are just being judgmental over the boxed wine#its cheaper ok. be nice. he got fired.#i want to get drunk off my ass with gabe it would not end well but i want to#chat how would v1 drink#option 1 - just pours it on themselves#option 2 - someone has to drink it and then v1 can absorb it from their blood#i think option 2. for. um. the plot :]#daddy's sippy cup implies that it could belong to the father but then he says its his favorite wine glass. the implications of this.#who is calling him daddy. other than himself. did he give himself that title#sweetie half my twitter timeline refers to you as their wife
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Lyanna starks haunts the narrative. You should see how jealous Elia's fans are from this fact. They want george and the narrative to care for her. They think it's unfair that Elia doesn't haunt it too when all that she is is a plot device, while lyanna is the woman of the prophecy and the mother of Jon, the promised one. It's not like I hate Elia, but someone dared to say that Elia deserved the flower crown at Harrenhall when it's lyanna's motif.
I can't wait until they see that even Arthur Dayne cared for lyanna more. He probably stayed by her side comforting her after Rhaegar's death. I wouldn't be surprised if he was attracted to her. Not to hate on Elia but to show them the truth.
i'm so sorry but you've come to the wrong place, yes i was crying over lyanna a couple hours ago but i've cried over elia too because what could you possibly have against a dead woman in asoiaf who's only crime was... being in an arranged marriage? not being lyanna?
in all seriousness maybe george and the narrative don't care about elia but i do. she watched her baby's head be caved in and then was brutally raped and murdered and i hate that that's the most important thing we know about her. i wish elia was as important as lyanna, but how cruel is it to sit and compare two dead women by how much they matter to the living men.
also i have no idea what you're talking about arthur dayne and you can say this isn't hating, but it feels kinda like hating to me 😭
EDIT: i've thought about it more and "i wouldnt be surprised if he was attracted to her. not to hate on elia but to show them the truth" is such a wild statement please don't come back 😭
#this is to blame on the three glasses of wine ive had sorry...#and it was so out of nowhere ive never even mentioned elia 😭#but had to set the record straight that i mourn her too ❤️#this feels a little mean but you were in my ask box...#asoiaf#got#game of thrones#lyanna stark#elia martell#answered
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okay. okay. okay. okay.
McLennon tumblr I turn to you in a time of great need.
If John and Paul actually did have an mpreg baby and she were a girl. What would she look like? Who would be her faceclaim?
I making more collage art and I'm trying to decide if I should use Isabelle Adjani or not.
Please. Please. It's New Years Eve. I'm not even negging anyone that's how serious I am with this request
#please I have had 3 glasses of wine and I still need to shoot fireworks in 4 hours#mclennon#the beatles#mclennon mpreg#i'll even open the submit box so you can send in pictures if you need it#please who is her face claim
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Gord Vendome, age 10
#definitely one of the kids that would pretend to get drunk off a Ribena bc his parents ONLY have wine glasses#“what’s your vice#pulls out a grape juice box and drinks the life out of it in the tune of mid life crisis#IF I COULD DRAW THIS RN I WOULD anybody who’d do me this favour I’ll give you 3 buttons and some lint#initially thought of Derby but then I saw the high heels and I only know one Queen who would’ve tried his mothers shoes#in rapid succession from garden party flats to Soirée stilettos#bully cce#canis canem edit#bully scholarship edition#bully#bullycce
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*GRABS YOU* could you draw tfa megs being his beautiful evil self
-balances the picture on top of ur head-
#tfa#transformers animated#the request box#tfa megatron#megatron#my art#adore megans vibes in this show all that drama n theatrics n for what. to hold the wine 'glass' wrong. all for That
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Is a burrito a sandwich
I genuinely do not think I have ever eaten a buritto or seen one in real life, therefore I can only go on what I think a burrito is supposed to be
I think it's rice and beans and maybe cheese and meat? Completly wrapped in one tortilla
Given that I believe a sandwich to be filling smooshed between two things or two halves of one thing, and that a tortilla wrapped all the way around something is one thing, then:
I think a burrito is not a sandwich
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every time i make a post that is kind of specific i get so happy when the target audience finds it. yes, i made this especially for you, the 3 people that have gone insane in the tags
#posts that dont do well in the box office but have smashed it critically#(to me)#the aa mdzs au is probably the best example of this. they do pretty well but are unusually dense with comments in the tags#like if i make a good generic hualian post people will like it#but its things like the minecraft skins or wine mom ju wu or franziska jiang cheng or he/him lesbian hua cheng or carmilla (just in general)#crossovers specific/unpopular headcanons small fandoms etd#that have proportionally many more people screaming in the tags#and its nice :)#not art#like i hope its apparent from the medieval stained glass symbolism fic fanart and the ace attorney lawyers cosplaying vocaloid#that this blog is 110% self indulgent#and i am not seeking consistency and/or a brand#but its so nice when my posts hit the ‘dvd screensaver corner’ of a market niche#my followers are trapped in here with me. fortunately my mind works in strange and beautiful ways
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where are y’all finding your pics for moodboards. i’m struggling here🥲
#send help pls#like i meant spilled wine from a goblet and shit#not box wine in a 21st century glass
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Me and my mom have probably each drank At Least a bottle of wine each
#it’s box wine it’s hard to tell#but if we’ve each had like. 5 glasses of wine I feel like it’s gonna add up to a bottle#just two Capricorns queening out
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Do you have your own little Courtroom Maneuver, like van Zieks with tossing his wine at things or Asogi with his sword? I think. I think you should learn how to throw knives. Can you imagine if van Zieks tries to throw the wineglass into the chandelier and you catch it midair with a knife. I think he'd cry.
Not at the moment, no... Some would argue that me flinging myself into the wall when something seriously goes wrong is my 'Signature move'. I've considered bringing in my bow and a few arrows, but that's far too much. However, I'll have to look into this suggestion for you.
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looking forward to putting robert chase under a microscope w you (perhaps daisy webb will join us)
I HOPE SHE DOES 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
#picturing myself with a glass of wine in my hand explaining what a bother chase has been in our marriage to daisy#💌restless wind inside a letter box💌#hailey tag
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me and the gorgeous women with admittedly bizarre usernames and odd typing habits flocking to my inbox and dms to offer me high-definition photographs of their beautiful bodies free of charge once i click the provided link
#syd squeaks#i dont even know what to say. that is a comically big glass of wine. there are no air holes in this box.#idk what to tag this as because its clearly bts but hes in full costume. he doesnt deserve a tag
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#i havent come to terms with the fact that one of the people i held closest to my heart has graduated and i wont see him for a good while#until i can shell out the money to fly to singapore. i get the feeling this is the conductors first shift on the train.#(all the black and breathing rapture) so welcome to charing cross? are you ready? an adminstration error#you are covered in the metallic stench of the rusty chains of command. its time to make four thousand pounds. i thought of you.#here in the garden of england she scrapes the shards of glass from the black sea. first with a spoon and then a knife and the with the#hairdryer that belonged to his mother. in the back of his car i can feel the stutter and jutter of the wheels the same shaky-straight path#of a beginner driver. i love you and the trees. hes finally growing his hair out. here is an enclosed metal room#more man than machine. i wont see you for another year. driving dangerously close to an 8-wheeled tall box i feel safer with you#than i ever will at home. weve already started a campfire in the backseat of your car ive got you didnt i?#we laid in the luxury of a four-person tent next to the mass of campfires and stars and i told her i thought you hated me#I've never hated you. ive never hated anyone except my father. here is how to forgive unspeakable things.#i am really all that ive been looking for. youre not a narcissist baby youve just got a lying problem. take molten gold#and glue the fragments of yourself back together. we cant stop crashing into the sky. drink wine straight from the grapes in the vineyard#and when you give it give it all. studies have shown you view your own future self as a seperate person#and oftentimes you have less empathy for this other person than for a friend. it is time to extend your kindness unequivocally.#the aviation tax attorney on the train floating on water told us a short story of her life. a smile full of charisma and#feeling old retiring at 47. theres a lot about you we shouldn't know. GRAB A GUN AND SHOOT THE IMAGE OF YOURSELF STRAIGHT IN THE MIRROR.
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Is this you rn
Also happy birthday.... you have 3.5 more hours
I've enjoyed the peace... I fear what tomorrow brings........ Also yes
#if it doesn't come from a box then what's the point???#it's so funny I don't even own wine glasses anymore I just pour that in throwaway coffee cups and call it a day#pure class#jenny
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