#wind piercer of darkness

[itsraining-honey]

“Darkness fears my arrows! In the name of the Forest… My mission is to banish the Darkness…!” -Wind Archer Cookie

[brittle-doughie]

One with the Wind! | Looking into the Wind, Piercer of Darkness Update Teaser for CRK

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We begin with a familiar silhouette going into what is presumably one of the many pipes that the Cookie Laboratory has. It looks like Wind Archer Cookie made due on his promise WAY BACK in the Sherbet story where he’d investigate Beast Yeast.

The hallway and this shot only confirm that this at least around the same area as the Laboratory. Just how expansive is this place?

And there they are. The big money shot of the teaser with the Beast Cookies’ presumed essence. You may notice in Eternal Sugar’s image that a certain beast is missing…

Just what exactly is the meaning behind this shot here? Is it draining or flowing into this cookie? Is this the creation of the Perfect Cookie? Is the Perfect Cookie the one that will wreak havoc on the laws of nature that Millennial Tree Cookie talked about?

The Giant Enemy Cake Witch has appeared. This is the 4th time we’ve fought this thing.

Wind Archer is not ugly here, don’t be so mean. There’s also some Beast imagery to the right, with their own glowing eyes. Oddly, Shadow Milk’s isn’t glowing despite not being free like Mystic Flour.

I know this is not the update preview, but there was so much significant stuff in this teaser for the update, I had to talk about it.

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[casiia]

༉‧₊˚. — simon 'GHOST' riley; deep breath.

warnings .: x reader, afab! reader, suggestive (just a kiss but still), mdni 18+, piercer simon, use of y/n, unedited.

.: masterlist.

the rhythmic hum of tattoo machines and the faint sound of chatter filled the air as you stepped into the studio; ghost canvas. you had booked an appointment with simon riley, intrigued by his work. known for his painless piercings and intricate fine-line tattoos, making him very well-known in the industry.

you had originally booked an appointment for another ear piercing, a helix that would go with the other assortments of jewelry already shining your ear. excitement and nervousness mingle through your stomach as you glance around the studio.

an ambient light flickers around each furniture corner, keeping the place dim and allowing natural sunlight to filter in through the sunroof. the walls were adorned with vibrant artwork, most of which are messy and clean-looking oil paintings. various band tapestries also hung from the walls, rock bands; nirvana, metallica, and deftones being a majority of the decor. 

you settled into the waiting area after checking in, and the receptionist behind the counter shot you a kind smile and let you know that your piercer, simon, would be ready soon. you had been a little late for your appointment, struggling to find parking, and he had taken another client waiting for you.

you shifted in your seat, the leather cool against your bare skin. you pulled the hem of your skirt down, before winding your hands in your lap. your eyes wandered around the room, and you couldn’t help but admire the diverse clientele that flowed in and out of the studio. each person was leaving or coming in with a unique mark, a testament to simon’s expertise. 

the longer you waited, the more nervous you began to feel. you had gotten piercings before, but each time you found yourself chewing on your lip in anticipation. pain was never your friend, and your tolerance for it was always low ever since you were a kid. tears would well in your eyes with every papercut you got, even now as an adult. 

“y/n? simon’s ready for you.” the receptionist calls out, guiding you into another small room. she looks at your fidgeting fingers and gives you another reassuring smile. “no reason to be nervous. just sit tight for a second, and he’ll be here to show you our selection of jewelry.” she encourages before shutting the door behind her and leaving you in the small room. 

it’s decorated very similarly to the lobby, except instead of oil paintings, there’s a various amount of skull decor littering the room. paintings, sculptures, and in a glass case on a counter sat a small dinosaur skull.

you felt a chill run down your spine; there was almost no color in the secluded room. everything was dull black and white, and the walls were even painted a dark gray. the only thing that stood out was you, sitting on the large black chair in your bright little pink skirt. 

you’re pressing your thighs together, your legs absentmindedly swinging as you wait for simon. you had heard about him from instagram, the wild comments that raved about his work while some raved about his looks. curiosity got the best of you and with his studio only a couple blocks from your place, what was there to lose?

“are you my two o'clock?”

you hadn’t even realized that the door opened, a tall man stepping inside and shutting it with a soft click. even with you sitting on the elevated chair, he loomed over you. his tall build complimented with muscles that bulged out of his tight-fitting black shirt. 

“i am. y/n, it’s nice to meet you.” you look up at him with a friendly smile, sticking your hand out for him to shake. when he does, you find yourself biting the inside of your cheek.

romance comedies always made you laugh; you never believed in love at first sight or a spark that ran between the two lovers when they first touched. but you couldn’t help but like how your hand fitted in his, his palm warm and much larger than yours. you could feel his calloused fingers squeezing your soft skin, an intimate touch that made you want more.

“simon.” the corner of his mouth barely turns up, but he’s looking down at you with a cocky look. he squeezes your hand again, and you're reminded that you should have let go by now. 

a blush paints your cheeks, causing you to look away from him and down at your lap. he clears his throat, and you can tell he wants to laugh, which only adds to your embarrassment.

“what kind of piercing are you planning on getting today?” he asks, going over to his jewelry display and bringing it to you. your eyes flicker into the clear box before looking back at him.

“just an ear piercing, a helix.”

he nods, reaching over and pushing your hair back. he looks at your ears, already littered with piercings, and he only nods again. “let me know which stud you’d like, and i’ll get it sanitized for you.”

as you continue to look through the assortments of jewelry, a frown forms on your lips. not to say that you were picky, but nothing seemed to catch your eye. the various amounts of gold and titanium all the same, dull in color, and wouldn’t match the theme of your ears. 

simon glances over your features as you’re focused on the display in front of him; you are beautiful and unlike any of his other clients. 

“i think i may have something that you’d like,” simon says, his voice sounding softer than before. he almost grins when you look up at him, your head tilting to the side in confusion. 

he’s kicking himself for wondering why you’re making him all comfortable; he was never one to want to be close to his clients. he’s leaning into you, brushing a strand of hair behind your ear and tilting your head with his thumb. his eyes linger on your lips, and he wants to push his thumb into your mouth, just wanting to see how you’d look. although quickly, he turns his attention back to your ears, noticing the array of star and moon jewelry that piece together perfectly. 

“i knew i was saving this for someone,” he mumbles, pulling away from you. he steps back over to his cabinet of jewelry, putting the clear case of boring studs back before grabbing a new one. “do you like any of these?”

your attention flickers down to the mini box he held in one hand, the case no larger than a ring box. inside sat a small star stud, its coloring a soft rose gold. instantly a smile finds your lips, and you’re nodding up at him with thankful eyes. “i love it.”

“great, give me a second, and i’ll get it cleaned up for you.”

as simon turns around to sanitize the stud, your gaze is glued to his back. the way his muscles flex under his shirt with every subtle move or the intricate tattoos that litter over his arms. it doesn’t look like he has any piercings, his face, and ears completely untouched. makes you wonder why he’s also taken in the profession of piercing; from just a glance, anyone can tell he’s much more into the art of inking. 

silence fills the room as you patiently wait; only the muffled sound of rock music from the lobby eases your nerves. he turns back to you, snapping black gloves onto his hands. “how is your pain tolerance? are you prone to fainting?” he asks, his tone almost monotone as he repeats the same precautionary questions that he has to ask every day. 

“i never faint, but i’m not too good with pain.” you reply, your hands now gripping the edge of your seat beside your thighs. “kinda why i booked with you, heard you make ‘em painless.”

he gives you a reassuring smile, pride starting to swell in his chest. “s’that why you booked with me?” simon couldn’t help but feel grateful that you’d made an appointment with him because of his skill and not his looks. most of his clients booked with him because of his reputation of being attractive, and even if you silently agreed with them, the fact that you didn’t voice it and belittle his career surprised him pleasantly. 

you nodded, swallowing thickly when he took a step closer. he’s telling you to relax, that he’s just gonna mark you, but you only find your breath hitching when he invades your personal space. he knocks your knees apart, making you spread your legs for him as he stands between them. he has your chin held between his fingers in one hand while the other is pushing your hair back again and pressing the tip of the toothpick into your skin, leaving a dot of purple ink at the top of your ear.

you can feel his warm breath fanning against your cheek, and your thighs try to close together, squeezing his hips. you have one hand on his chest, balancing him in an attempt to distance yourself. your other hand is gripping at the hem of your skirt, pulling it down as it rides up from your spread legs. 

“tell me if you like it.” simon whispers right by your ear, seeming to forget about the proximity. and just like before, he’s pulling away from you. allowing you to suck in a shaky breath. 

you didn’t think that this would be so intimate, and you wondered if simon was always like this or if he just liked the way you trembled beneath him. 

he hands you a small mirror and motions for you to look at the mark, “i wouldn’t recommend moving it, it would clash with your other jewelry.”

you agree with him, handing his mirror back and shifting once more in your seat. as much as you wanted him to lean into you again, to feel his breath across your face, you wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible. your attraction towards him is growing far too fast.

he hums, stepping towards you again, in the same spot between your legs. “lean back for me, sweetheart.” he mumbles, pushing you down into the seat. he’s bending over you and wiping your ear with an alcohol wipe, a cocky smirk on his lips when he feels your thighs squeezing into his hips again. 

the nickname catches you off guard, and now with you stuck underneath him, your nerves begin to eat at you. not because you’re worried about the pain or the piercing but because he’s playing with you now. 

“alright sweetheart, you’re only gonna feel a pinch. are you ready?” simon’s pulling back and looking at you, his eyes tracing your expression and looking for any sign of regret or hesitation. 

“i’m ready,” you mumble, your palms pressing into your stomach. you’re a little nervous, but you don’t find yourself running away. he’s tilting your head again, pressing into you with a babble of reassuring statements. 

“deep breath in for me.”

before you know it, the needle glides through your ear with minimal discomfort. it’s been your most painless piercing yet, and you understand why simon has the reputation that he does. 

“good job, love. did so good.” he praises you, sliding the jewelry into place and leaning back to look at you. his adoration fuels an ache between your legs, and you whine just under your breath. 

simon pulls off his latex gloves and presses his hands into your seat, dangerously close to your thighs. “how’d that feel?”

“amazing, you’re really good at what you do,” you say, sitting up in your seat. you tilt your head with a smirk, realizing that he still has you caged into the cushiony chair, unable to maneuver away.

he grins at your words, his tongue pushing on the inside of his cheek before he licks his lips. the ball of his tongue piercing, shining in the light only for a second. “thank you.” 

you don’t even register his appreciation, your mind clouding with the thought of his hidden piercing. “did it hurt?” unable to resist the urge, you voice your curiosity. 

“hm?” simon hums, a chuckle spilling from his lips. “when i fell from heaven?”

you snort, shaking your head. “no, your tongue piercing.” 

simon riley’s eyes meet yours with a mischievous glint; he flashes you a confident smile. his lips parted slightly, revealing the small but distinctive piece of jewelry. you find yourself leaning closer to him, watching as he teasingly slides the ball of his tongue piercing against his teeth. the sound, a gentle click, echoed in the intimate space.

“no,” he mutters, lifting your chin as you lean into him. his free hand going to your hip, squeezing it softly. 

“w-what does it feel like?” 

he hesitates momentarily, seemingly torn between professionalism and the impulse to share a more personal moment. he knows that his attraction is not one-sided, the way you’ve been eyeing him was an obvious sign. you didn’t shy away from his extra touches or the nicknames he whispered in your ear.

“want to find out?” he’s leaning in impossibly closer now, his lips ghosting over yours. and when you nod, he smiles, pressing his lips to yours. 

his grip on your chin tightens, his tongue pushing past your lips and into your mouth. you gasp softly, the feeling of his cold piercing rubbing against your tongue a feeling you’ve never experienced before. you moan into his mouth when his large hands travel down to your waist, tugging you into his chest; your legs wrap around his waist, and you shamelessly swallow his tongue as he shoves it down your throat. 

a knock at the door pulls the two of you apart, breathy gasp and panting quietly filling the room. simon still has that cocky smirk painted on his lips, his chest heaving as he pulls away, “that’s what it feels like.”

he answers his door, leaving you a flustered mess; you quickly gather your things and grab your bag from the floor. you can hear his receptionist telling him that his next appointment is here, and you feel so stupid. reality knocking the air from your lungs, you had just kissed simon, a stranger that you’d only met a couple minutes ago. you shouldn’t expect more, he merely answered a question that you asked. 

before you can push past him and out the room, he grabs your wrist, his grip tight. “wait,” simon sighs loudly, pulling you back into him before sliding his business card into the waistband of your skirt, “call me if you have any…questions.”

AN: republishing this with no changes because oh well, i also love being delusional cuz i lowkey fell in love with my piercer.

[starlight727]

CRK WIND, PIERCER OF DARKNESS STORY SPOILERS

So I can't hug him...? *sad*

FINE! What's 7 more months? *punches the wall* I can always start again *punch* Read another fanfic *punch*

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

I would include witch's castle but IDK if it has update name title for whenever another playable cookies comes.My phone cant run it so🤷‍♀️

[bramblebush2]

Sorry but the sheer overabundance of support cookies releasing is getting on my nerves

The only updates this year that didn't give us any new supports were Dawn of the Dragon (Rebel), Heaven-Splitting Lightning (Stormbringer) and Wind-Piercer of Darkness (Wind Archer)

ALL THE UPDATES THAT HAD MORE THAN 1 NEW CHARACTER BE RELEASED HAVE HAD A SUPPORT COOKIE IN THE ROSTER

AFTER THIS UPDATE WELL HAVE 26 SUPPORT COOKIES

Pls devsisters just give us new Ranged or Bomber cookies 😭😭

[pure-vanilla-lilies]

hey i just looked at "wind, piercer of darkness" title screen in cookie run kingdom fandom wiki and i saw one thing. when you look at the depiction of beasts, you cans see that eternal sugar, burning spice and silent salt's eyes are opened and glowing and they are left unharmed, shadow milk is with closed eyes and unharmed but mystic flour is with closed eyes and craked

for me it unknown what happened with mystic flour's depiction cuz i couldn't play the game when there was update with her but some people might know what happened to her and is depiction connected to her wellbeing status or it isn't connected at all

True!

[changbinslovelylegs]

Am I satisfactory?

A/N: Got this idea after listening to Kevin Moon's cover of bury a friend however I chose a diff idol since I don't write for Kevin :)

Pairing: Bang Chan (skz) (dom) x Orignal character (sub)

Rating: Mature/Explicit

WC: 5152

Blurb: Why don't you run from me? why aren't you scared of me? In a world where everyone possesses a power, Yuna is outcast since her power only brings negative effects, people don't like her, people are scared of her, she barely hangs onto her job as a tattoo artist by being the best drawer in the shop, that is until she meets Chan. Chan doesn't run away, Chan isn't afraid, Chan just wants to show Yuna that she is deserving of love.

Warnings: language, needles (tattoo gun), masturbation, smut, choking, hair pulling, violet wand, vibrator, praise, aftercare of course! the main character is very into pain and talks about it in a way majority of people wouldn't, (there is no self harm Yuna may be into pain but only sexual types) this fic while loving in ways is also very dark, please proceed with caution if anything above does not interest you then please don't read!

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As she briskly walked through the harsh wind, arms wrapped around herself to keep from shivering, Yuna prayed to herself that she would make it to work in one piece. Having been an outcast ever since she presented her power, her life was never the same.

People were scared of her, afraid that if they said something or did something wrong then she would use her power against them. People ran away from her, never liking to get close. Which is why sadly Yuna doesn't have many friends or even family, they cast her aside too. Yuna was just thankful that her landlord didn't kick her out but he says it's just because her rent is never late. Yuna was also thankful that she was able to keep her job too, not only did she enjoy being a tattoo artist but it's hard finding a job when your an outcast.

Picking up the pace, since the wind did the same, Yuna walked faster, not enjoying the way the mother and daughter duo behind her slowed down so they wouldn't be as close when walking. A red light stopped them from going any further, and the mother had to pull the daughter further back by saying "baby stay close to me ok, don't go near that disgusting girl."

Luckily they were going separate ways, the tattoo shop actually being just across the road in one of the strips of shops. Just before the light turned green, Yuna turned her head and gave the mother a deadly look, gripping her wrist and using her power to burn it; "You know I can hear you right bitch? think twice next time" Yuna spat, then let go and started walking once the light did turn green, smiling to herself when the mother let out a cry of pain.

"What the fuck?! you burned me!" the women yelled out as Yuna crossed the street, but she paid the women no mind, neither the child because she knew that she would grow up to be just as hateful as her mother.

A distinctive ding ran throughout the shop once Yuna opened the door and was quick to shut it behind her since the weather was so poor today. "Good morning Yuna, sleep well?" San, who was the shops receptionist greeted kindly, a warm and welcoming look on his face. Everyone in the shop was wary of her, even Yuna herself knew this however for some reason they never treated her badly, maybe it was because she worked there?

Her coworkers were the only people she considered friends, since they treated her the nicest out of all the people she knew. It felt at times as if they were the only people keeping her sane, keeping her from going crazy.

"Hi San yes I did sleep well thank you for asking" she smiled back at him while going into the back to make herself a coffee, an americano specifically because she didn't like sweet things. "Yuna, you have a customer waiting for you in your room, he's a new guy" Hyunjin, another tattoo artist peered in to let her know. Felix, the piercer added that he thought he was hot too which Hyunjin replied that Felix should shut up and "am I not hot enough?" which started a cute bickering between the couple, bickering like this made them seem old and married.

"Thanks, Hyunjin, I'm done with my coffee anyway" Yuna replied and off she went to start her day at work. Felix was right in saying that the client was hot, he had brown hair and was swept neatly to the side, a few tattoos here and there but not too many so he wasn't a virgin but also not an ink addict. There was a black lip ring on the ride side of his lower lip, she watched for a moment as the client played with it.

He was wearing your classic black jeans, white top and black leather jacket look but on him it just looked much more interesting. Yuna had to will herself to put down her thoughts, no one liked her anyway so how was she ever to find love, Yuna at times didn't even think she deserved love, not with what her power brings.

"Hello my name is Yuna and I will be your artist today, how are you?" she greeted warmly as she sat on her small stool. While waiting for an answer she adjusted the tattoo bed/chair height to her liking.

"Oh, I'm fine thanks, I'm Chan and I just decided to treat myself today I guess" Chan shrugged his shoulders. Chan. It fell so beautifully from his lips, oh the thoughts that invaded her mind at the mere mention of his name. Yuna had to force herself to take a deep breath so that she could focus on the task at hand instead of daydreaming about how chan would look while fucking her while he had his hands around her throat, Woah where did these thoughts come from!

"Chan, what a lovely name. How may I help you today Chan?" Yuna was getting all the things that she would need ready, wanting to be 100% prepared before anything started. She turned on her speaker, making sure it was on low but she always needed music to get through the day, Lavinia by the the Viels came on.

"Well I have this design that I drew, was thinking of getting it on my lower hip" Chan reached into his back pocket, only to pull out a small piece of paper with what looked like a rose skull on it, the design pulled her in. Yuna might have stared at it for a little longer than needed and was only pulled from your thoughts when Chan sneezed.

"Oh Bless you, since you want it in a not so accessible place, I have to ask you to please take off your jacket and pull your pants down a little" Yuna's face was flushed, Chan definitely noticed and took a mental note. Ever since Chan laid his eyes on Yuna, he hasn't been able to look away, the way her eyes lit up when looking at the design, so invested. Chan couldn't wait to get to know this girl more. As chan started to undress leaving him in only a white tee and boxers, Yuna pretended to be on her phone, reading chats from the work group chat.

Felix: Hyung why am I always stuck with the children!

Minho: Because your our only piercer dumbass

Felix: But Hyung, why don't any cute guys wanna be pierced? it's always mothers bringing their daughters in for their first ever piercing or it's a pain junkie covered in them however managed to find a spare spot, UGH!

Jeongin: Maybe it's because you complain too much

Felix: Fuck you Jeongin 🖕🏼

Hyunjin: Babe please calm down no need to fret however you should say sorry to Innie for swearing

Minho: Who swore at my baby!

Yuna: It's ok Felix, no need to stress 👍🏼💖

San: oh god not this again 😩

They were the closest you would ever get to friends, it made you giggle at how cute Felix sounded when he tried to be mad. Chan also made a mental note to try and make you giggle more often, it was the sweetest sound.

"Um... I guess I should start? If you ever need a break just let me know yeah?" for Yuna this was just one of her usual safeties, sometimes it made her smile to see others in pain, the way each different person handles pain, it was such a wonderful sight.

Chan got back on the table once undressed and placed his hands above his head once he realized they covered the spot he wanted the tattoo. Bracing himself, Chan knew what was coming however it had been so long since last time so he held onto the chair arm just in case.

"Alright, take a deep breath for me."

3,

2,

1,

"Oh fuck" Chan groaned and threw his head back, tried his best to not move his lower body. "It's been so long, I always forget that first initial sting" A long lingering sting after. A new song came on through the speakers, Billie Eilish's bury a friend which always had a sinister vibe to it however it was one of Yuna's current favourites.

"Does it hurt?" she inquired, yet her actions did not stop.

"Hmm" was all Chan replied with. Yuna smiled to herself once again, seeing Chan, cute mysterious Chan in pain was hot. She had no idea why except maybe for her weird liking to the sensation.

"Pain is all mental you know, pain can be whatever you want it to be, it doesn't even have to be pain if you don't want it to be" she tried to make conversation, to the best of her ability.

"Are all your conversations always this morbid?" Chan turned to face her, a confused look on his face.

"I'm not always good at this part" Yuna admitted, not having many friends affected her social skills, but Yuna always tried her best.

"HA! clearly, getting a tattoo already hurts enough, I say we chat about something not related to the constant sting in my hip" Chan laughed a little before another groan escaped him, the boney parts were always the worst.

"Breathe, Chan, what do you do for a living?" Yuna tried a different approach, a less socially awkward one. Yuna may be relishing in the way Chan's hand's grip at the chair arm or how he shakes his head and mentally tells himself to keep breathing, Though Yuna wasn't a monster, she could be polite.

"Oh, I work at an entertainment company as a producer actually with two of my friends Changbin and Jisung, we've produced a lot of got7 and twice songs, we work for JYP entertainment" Chan ranted on about his job, it was refreshing to hear about such an awesome lifestyle.

"Ooooh what's Yugyeom like? he's my favorite" Yuna couldn't pinpoint why she was admitting to a lot of things today, it made her mentally facepalm.

"Ahahah Yugyeom is nice, the same age as me actually we get along great. What about you Yuna, what do you do in your free time?"

"I draw alot and make designs for the shop. I also love just laying flat on my back playing some music and letting the emotions take me." Yuna trailed off, afraid that she may have said too much.

"And where do they take you exactly?" Oh, so she hadn't said too much?

"Wherever I feel like going" Yuna smirked just as a forget me too by machine gun kelly came on, another artist that Yuna has grown to love. Besides her love for got7 Yuna was really into alternative artists, music makers who pushed the boundaries. Yuna didn't even notice that she had gone too much into her headspace until Chan started whining and asked for a break, you took your hands off of him and noticed a slight red mark, you had burned him, only slightly but a burn nonetheless.

"I'm so sorry Chan oh my god this is so unprofessional" Yuna started to rant, annoyed with herself that she let her powers take control once again. Chan was quick to take her shaking hands into his own, everything was now starting to make sense for Chan however he wasn't mad.

"Yuna it's ok, please don't work yourself up, so you're an outcast who even cares?"

"Oh my- the whole world cares or else I wouldn't be an outcast. I can make people feel any kind of pain I desire by just a touch. From simple things like headaches all the way to birth contractions even if you're not having a baby. Just this morning I got called disgusting by someone that I don't even know."

"Hey hey, you could never be disgusting. I haven't known you for very long but you are already such a far cry from disgusting"

"You wouldn't like some of the things I'm into."

"Try me."

"I like a lot of creepy things, Halloween is my favorite holiday, I wear darker colours, I enjoy horror films, I'm fascinated by blood, death doesn't scare me, and they're just surface-level shit" Yuna answered while also getting back to work, she was almost finished with the outline.

"Well, what's under the surface?" Chan pried even more, and Yuna didn't know whether to feel offended or grateful that someone was talking to her and not spewing insults. Most of the time when people get tattooed by her, they stay silent except for small grunts or hisses of pain.

Deciding to avoid the question for now because it may be too soon, Yuna opted to say something else in return. "People don't really talk to me you know? There so uneasy about the fact that I'm an outcast that they choose to stay silent unless there asking for a break" Yuna's face fell, and Chan would be an idiot not to notice, frowning himself as Overcome by better than ezra came on. People can be such assholes sometimes, Chan found his thoughts swimming, fighting with each other actually. Chan hardly knew this girl yet he wanted to protect her with every fibre of his being.

"Hmm, you didn't answer my question though" Chan mused, not even realising that his dominant side was coming forth until he heard Yuna gasp. All he wanted was for her not to think about the assholes that gave her that ugly title, outcast. Honestly, how dare they? A small blush made its way onto Yuna's cheeks, spreading its warm pink all over her face. Chan watched as she thought for a moment, stopping the tattoo to quickly change colours from black to red. She didn't answer until she started the shading on the rose.

"It's a little dark. I like to inflict pain on myself, only in sexual situations however, it helps escape the numbness I sometimes feel. Like it hurts but at least I'm feeling something and sometimes it's soo good, I can also get real kinky in bed I- oh wow I just revealed so much already I hardly even know you" Yuna's cheeks got even red-er, if that was even possible, the fact that Chan wasn't staying silent like most customers do was enough to send Yuna spiralling and telling her whole life story. But Chan seemed different, he didn't interrupt, he just listened the whole way though. It was coming out like word vomit at this point. She was annoyed that she basically became a submissive chatter box the second anyone showed her any kindness.

"It's ok Yuna, I can get kinky too" Chan winked in her direction, and she breathed a sigh of relief.

"Would it make you feel better if I overshared now?" Chan chuckled slightly, "Sure if you want to. but please don't move too much."

"Oh sorry, I'll stop laughing" Chan took a moment to compose himself, Maybe Chan should start with his power?

"Where should I start, My power is the ability to make plants grow faster like it's such a shitty power I hardly use it. Changbin's is cooler, he can command people to do whatever he wants like this one time we all planned to go out a few years ago but Jisung and my other friend Seungmin weren't 21 yet so Changbin just used his power to make the bouncer let Jisung and Seungmin inside" It was now Chan's turn to ramble, his friends were always a happy topic for him. "what else hmm? I can get kinky in bed too you know, I have a thing for choking and spanking" Chan spoke as if choking and spanking were mundane topics, it made Yuna's eyes wide.

"Do you feel better?" Chan asked with a grin, relishing in the way her eyes widened and your jaw fell slightly open. "I mean you did share a lot" Yuna replied, quietly finishing up the shading, smiling at her work. "I'm done, wanna have a look?"

Chan stood up to look at his tattoo in the mirror while she explained how he was to take care of it. "I love it so much, thank you" and before she could even register it, Chan's big arms embraced her in a hug, Yuna breathed in his warm scent.

"I'm glad you like it, I've never done a skull before" she pulled away to take off her disposable gloves.

"Hey so, this might be a little soon however with what we talked about just before I don't think I'll be pushing it, I kinda like you and would love to get to know you better, can I have your number?"

Yuna thought on it for a moment, people never ask for her number, people never even talk to her unless they have to. On the other hand, Chan spoke to her, and he did it because he wanted to, not because he had to. The way he smiled when not groaning from pain and he gave her a glimpse that maybe all people weren't bad, Chan wasn't bad. "Oh sure."

The moment Yuna got home is when she let her thoughts take over, she tried to repress them at work but now she was in the comfort of her own home so. There was no doubt in her mind that Chan was a good looking man and she couldn't stop yourself from wondering what his hands would look like wrapped around her throat or slapping her ass as he fucked her.

Which is why Yuna wanted to have some fun with herself, she couldn't stop herself at this point.

Grabbing her two favourite toys which happen to be a violet wand and rabbet vibrator, blasting music because he apartment walls were very thin, she got to work.

Lying down on her bed, completely naked but with the heater going since it was a very cold day, she first decided to tease herself with the violet wand. Letting it trail down her stomach and shock her as it goes.

Deep moans leave her mouth as she closes her eyes and thinks of Chan, hot tattooed Chan and his thick arms as they wrap themselves around her, pinning her to the bed.

She continues this for a while, the thrilling pain turning her on even more, she continues to shock herself until she is almost crying for relief, and she actually does once she turns on the vibrator and places it on her clit.

The pleasure is overwhelmingly good, bringing her to the edge sooner than she hoped but she was also far too gone to care, moan after moan cry after cry.

Yuna came not long after, her whole body shaking so much that it takes her a few minutes to calm down, breathing deeply and listening to the sweet melodies of cigarettes after sex, which makes her really crave a special brownie and a long soak in the bath tub.

Before she can even think of having one her phone rings, bringing her out of her thoughts and into the real world.

"Hi Yuna, it's Chan from earlier today" he greets politely, she can practically hear his smile.

"Hi Chan, it's nice to hear your voice" Yuna finds herself admitting, Chan just does that to her.

"I was wondering if you would like to see a movie with me tomorrow? you mentioned that you liked horror films and so do I and theres this movie called-"

"Yes Chan I would love too!" Yuna answered before Chan could even finish, a movie sounds wonderful, anything with you sounds wonderful...

"Perfect! Shall I pick you up say 6pm?"

"Yeah ok, I'll send you my address"

After that Yuna did indulge in a special brownie and a long soak, Felix from work likes to bake in his spare time and both his regular and special brownies were always his biggest winners!!!

As Yuna soaked, she let her thoughts take her away and the lyrics from whatever song was playing, she was too excited for tomorrow to care about anything else.

It was another cold day, and another dark day. While Yuna was at work no one talked to her unless it was her co workers. All her customers stayed silent, she could see the glare in their eyes and the annoyed look on their faces because she could tell that they would have rather been tattooed by someone else.

Yuna never understood why people couldn't be more accepting, like yeah she causes pain but only when she wants too. Yuna has complete control over her power and if she never wanted to use it then she didn't have to.

One client even had the nerve to be rude to her throughout his appointment, making it clear that she was nothing but scum and it took all she had not to yell at him and wonder why he was letting her tattoo him them. It took all she had not to use her power on him and give him stomach cramps or something.

That's how Yuna found herself silently crying during her lunch break, wiping tears away as she thought about her sad life. She only had 4 friends, everyone else detested her, even her own parents detested her, everywhere she went she was met with stares and cold glares.

Sometimes she was asked to leave cafes or shops because they didn't want outcasts in their businesses, and sometimes this all just got to her and made her feel very out of place in this world.

"Oh Yuna, sweetheart" Minho's smile dropped once he entered the staff room and saw her like this; sobbing into her hands.

"I'm so sorry I-"

"None of that, shh come here" Minho brought her into his arms and slightly rocked them until her sobs died down.

"Having a bad day?" Minho asked once he thought Yuna was calm enough to answer.

"Yeah... it all just came crashing down earlier, being called scum among other things does that to you" Yuna sighed, looking down at her un eaten meat pie.

"Please don't tell me you believe any of that?"

"I try my best not too, it's just hard sometimes"

"That's ok, just know that I love you and the rest of the team love you. Don't you have that date later today?"

"Uh yeah, he's picking me up at 6"

"Go take the rest of the day off, go take a walk" Minho prompts, considering he owns the store he can do whatever he wants.

"Are you sure?" Yuna asks, looking up.

"You clearly need a break, a proper break, just go"

By the tine 6pm rolled around, Yuna was beyond nervous.

This was going to be her first date ever!

Ever since people found out about her power no one ever wanted to date her, they were always too scared. Everyone was always too scared that one day they would say something to make Yuna upset and then she would use her power on them. People were always afraid of pain, too afraid that it makes people become even worse than her.

Yuna had never had a date, nor a kiss, nor anything further than that.

Love was all Yuna ever wanted, she watched the people around her find their true love and it always made her sad that she never got to experience that. Being a 25 year old virgin mary didn't do much for her confidence.

Since it was just the movies she kept it simple, black skinny jeans, maroon turtleneck and a black leather jacket, the jacket she wore most often. She greeted Chan at the door but didn't invite him in otherwise they would be late for the movie.

The movie they went to see was called a quite place 2, Yuna remembers watching the first one and enjoying it so she was glad about seeing the second one.

They didn't talk much, just some small talk in the car and then stayed silent during the movie because well... it was a movie after all.

Once the movie was over was when they really had a chance to talk, as Chan drove back to Yuna's place they discovered a lot of things about each other.

Chan and Yuna had very similar taste in music for one thing, both loving Machine gun kelly and older bands from the early 2000's. They also both really liked horror films, as discovered tonight when Chan went into detail about all his favourite ones and he even named a few very old ones.

"What else hmm? I prefer bars over clubs, because you can actually talk to a person not to mention the music is better. Jisung loves clubbing tho so I'm always dragged along" Chan rambled on, his smile never fading the whole time.

"I don't really go to either, I actually don't go out very often I usually just stay in and order takeaway" Yuna laughed to herself but it made Chan frown, because he knew why Yuna never went out.

"Maybe we should go sometime, I can introduce you to my friends?" Chan offered just as he pulled up to Yuna apartment building.

Yuna actually invited Chan in this time, and it was then that Chan had the chance to look at the way Yuna liked to decorate. Since she offered him a tour of her place.

The walls were a dark grey, with multiple pictures and prints of the things she liked up on her walls, the only real amount of white was in the bathrooms, but conisdering white, yellow and pink were Yuna's least favourite colours Chan could understand that.

Yuna's bedroom was the last place, she had black fluffy bed covers, plus one of those life sized mood octo plushies sitting on her arm chair. The door to her walk in wardrobe was left open, it was filled with lots of black and red and green, dark green of course and mostly gold jewellery because she preferred it over silver.

"So this is my room..." Yuna trailed off, the moonlight reflecting perfectly on Chans face, the veins in his neck standing out from it but she could tell he wasn't angry.

"So it is..." Chan trailed off too, walking closer until he was just inches away from Yuna's face. Ever since he set foot in her place he was turned on.

Actually ever his he got that tattoo he couldn't stop thinking about everything Yuna said. She liked to be kinky, she liked pain, she liked it rough, and Chan could so get behind that.

"What should we do now?" Yuna asked, as if he wasn't eye undressing her.

"I can think of a few things" was all Chan could take before closing the gab between them.

Their lips collided with such passion Yuna was unsure of how much she could take, if this is the way she felt from just kissing imagine how she would feel from something more.

They kissed for a while, lying down on her bed and just basking in each other, getting lost in the simple pleasures of just kissing almost melting away from it.

"Before we progress, do you have any limits?" Chan mumbled against her lips, using his hands to take off her jacket and top, also taking off his own.

"Just one, please don't degrade me, people degrade me everyday and I don't like it"

"Of course, I wouldn't dream of saying any of those things angel"

Angel.

One small word.

A word that has Yuna's pussy dripping and heart throbbing, no one has ever called her angel before.

"Oh please just take me" Yuna practically moaned she was so turned on.

"All in due time, do you have any toys?"

"Yeah, bottom drawer left side"

Chan leaned over and opened the draw, revealing many things that he would love to use on her but decided against it for tonight considering it was their first tine together.

"Great to know for next time, thanks angel"

It didn't take long for them to start fucking, the both of them so needy for it they couldn't hold off any longer.

Chan pushed in slowly, even though he knew she liked it rough, it was still her first time ever so he had to be somewhat careful so she wouldn't bleed.

"How does that feel?" Chan asked once he was fully inside.

"Like heaven, fuck me" Yuna moaned once again, and Chan took this as his sign to continue on.

"Yeah you like that, you like being fucked angel" one of Chans hands came down to pull her hair hard so that she would look straight at him. "I asked you a question"

"Oh yes Chan!" Yuna obeyed his every word, because she wanted to be good for him.

"That's it, only I can make you feel this way" One of Chans hands clamped around her throat, blocking her airways as the other started rubbing her clit, making sure she was feeling just as much pleasure as he was.

Chan had no idea where all this possessive energy came from, maybe it was because no one had ever treated Yuna with such care before and all Chan really wanted to do was show Yuna that she could be loved and that the whole world wasn't so cruel.

Chan continued to fuck and choke and rub all at the same time. Relishing in all the sinful sounds coming from Yuna's mouth, they seemed never ending.

As for Yuna, she never felt more on cloud nine, Chans fingers expectly rubbing inthe way that she loved as if this wasn't their first time. The blocked airways only adding to the pleasure, and it was building up fast.

"Close, Chan, ughhh ohhh" was all Yuna managed to say.

"Yeah baby so am I, come with me yeah?" Chans thrusts became more sloppier and somehow deeper before he was pulling out and cumming all over Yuna's chest, this caused Yuna's orgasm to wash over her like an automatic cash wash.

Her legs shaking as she gasps for breath, whole body invested in the orgasm. They both laid there for a moment, no one saying anything but no one needing to anyway.

After a few minutes Chan got up to start the clean up process, that's when he was first to break the silence.

"You were amazing, absolutely amazing angel" as he was cleaning up his cum he leaned down to place a wet kiss to Yuna's lips.

Yuna smiled and sighed at this, tiredness evident in her face but also euphoria. Yuna had never been so satisfied in her life.

"So I was satisfactory then hmm?"

"Oh angel" Chan smirked, climbing in bed and wrapping her in his arms, "you were more than satisfactory."

[karmawind-a]

@tempestial: no, no, no, not now ! another unfortunate encounter, another path of destruction in it’s wake. having followed dan heng into a long abandoned building ; glass cracked and shattered with the force of their wind, long scion’s clumsy footsteps, stumbling him through most of the fight, cloud piercer sluggish with its weight and the flush of his body wearing him down. he knew this song and dance like the back of his hand, the moment the mara struck and blade’s silent contempt became loud and copious. more often than not, he was unable to be reasoned with ( or seduced into their usual trysts, ) but for the first time in years he contemplated begging to be let go, to resume their match at a different time. just as words lay ready to fall from panting tongue, a well timed shove sent the lancer into a rotting table, head banging a little too hard upon the wood as it screeched against the wall. it was a long enough distraction to be caught up with, pinned with blade’s thigh between his legs and the heady scent of iron and spider lilies to flood his senses. hands would raise to grip blade’s shoulder as he neared, but, unsure quite yet whether he wanted him to back away or pull him closer. dan heng’s eyes dilated, unable to focus properly, soft lips parted, panting while he waited for the hunter to respond. around them the faint scent of lotus and petrichor fell about them like a dense fog.

ㅤㅤㅤ𝐢𝐭'𝐬   𝐭𝐡𝐞   𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞   𝐨𝐟   𝐭𝐡𝐞   𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝   𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩-𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭   that   he'd   chased   him,   a   dog   with   the   scent   of   blood   in   it's   mouth   -   a   predator   ever   pursuant   of   wounded   prey.   the   stars   are   exceptionally   bright   tonight,   the   breeze   ethereal   and   balmy.   auspicious   lights   hang   heavy   in   the   sky   -   eight   round   globes,   full   and   bright   and   heavy   in   the   dark   sky,   beautiful   despite   their   surroundings.   the   xianzhou   luofu   is   a   massive   ship   -   one   that   has   seen   many   wars,   many   battles,   and   lofty   as   they   may   be   -   even   it   is   not   immune   to   the   scars   of   time,   so   reflected   in   the   over   grown,   dilapidated   building   that   the   sinner   had   sought   refuge   inside.   it   was   no   matter,   of   course.   the   mara   sang   in   his   blood   -   dan   heng's   scent   heavy   in   his   nostrils.   (   why   was   he   running?   why   was   he   always   running?   were   they   back   here   again?   )   there   was   no   escaping   the   blade,   no   escaping   the   death   that   sang   for   his   beloved,   a   siren's   call   to   plunge   his   sword   through   pliant   flesh   again   and   again...

ㅤㅤㅤhis   sanity   rattled   it's   cage.   he   was   missing   something   here.   forgetting   something   important.   look   up!   his   mind   seemed   to   say,   before   swift   feet   carried   him   into   the   building.   the   blade   ignored   such   thoughts,   of   course   -   instead,   he   let   his   sword   drag   upon   cobbled   stone,   lips   parting   to   reveal   too   white   teeth   while   crimson   eyes   burnished   red   in   the   dark.   wind   -   it   licked   between   them,   giving   away   dan   heng's   position   without   a   momentary   hesitation,   and   the   blade   was   on   him   in   an   instant.   ❝   nowhere   to   run!   ❞   he   sounds   almost   gleeful,   madness   permeating   the   edges   of   his   vision   as   glass   shatters   about   him,   as   his   hulking   frame   moves   with   the   fluidity   that   had   earned   him   a   place   at   the   side   of   four   powerful   immortals.   there   is   satisfaction   in   dan   heng's   pain,   satisfaction   as   he   slips   between   svelte   legs,   looming   over   him   with   sword   in   hand.   the   mara   wants,   and   wants,   and   wants   -   how   should   he   kill   him   this   time?   his   neck   was   nigh   on   bare   -   perhaps   his   fingers?   perhaps   he   could   watch   the   life   fade   that   way,   but   the   mara   did   so   enjoy   spilled   blood.   choices,   choices-

ㅤㅤㅤthe   blade   pauses.   

ㅤㅤㅤa   blink   befalls   those   candlelit   eyes,   frown   suddenly   pulling   over   his   features.   he   stares   down   at   dan   heng's   flushed   countenance,   pressing   close   and   neat   to   his   frame   -   so   much   like   a   lover,   so   much   like   he   used   to.   and   it   felt   such   a   way   too,   when   the   muscle   of   his   thigh   rubbed   against   something   hard   between   them,   and   when   that   keen,   keen   gaze   -   even   under   the   influence   of   the   mara   -   became   privy   to   the   coil   of   dragon's   smoke   that   furls   about   the   man   who   wears   the   face   of   his   former   beloved   and   has   begun   to   haunt   his   dreams   as   dan   heng   himself,   and   not   dan   feng.   

ㅤㅤㅤ❝   oh.   ❞   he   intonates   throatily,   wildness   edging   between   the   mara,   blade,   and   the   vague   remnants   of   yingxing   that   haunted   his   flesh.   ❝   oh,   you-   ❞   down,   he   leans,   sword   stabbing   into   rotting   wood   near   the   vidyadhara's   head      as   blade   sniffs,   as   he   drinks   in   the   scent   that   he   had   grown   so   accustomed   to,   that   had   helped   edge   away   his   madness,   he   lets   a   smirk   dart   across   handsome   features.   ❝   you're   moonstruck.   ❞   he   has   to   laugh.   of   course   he   does.   it's   bitter,   it's   deep,   and   it's   downright   patronizing,   especially   when   his   hands   move   to   furiously   grip   thin   hips,   and   slide   dan   heng's   body   along   the   warmth   of   his   strong   thigh.   ❝   you   fool,   did   you   not   pay   attention   to   the   signs?   ❞   perhaps   this   -   perhaps   humiliating   the   body   below   him   in   new   yet   utterly   familiar   ways   was   even   better   than   allowing   the   mara   to   run   rampant   and   drain   the   life   from   him.   ❝   poor   sanctimonious   vidyadhara.   what   a   predicament   you've   gotten   yourself   into.   ❞

ㅤㅤㅤwho   is   speaking   now?   it's   hard   to   tell,   especially   as   he   leans   downwards,   the   warmth   of   his   lips   nearing   the   shell   of   dan   heng's   ear,   and   groans   -   low   and   throaty.   ❝   what   to   do,   now   that   i   have   you   like   this,   moon   drinker?   ❞

[mr-miss-sunny]

Things I yearn for:

Wet feet slapping against tiles by the pool on a late summer night, getting food and a coke while your hair dries

Smoke blowing out from your lips, clouding your mind and silencing your thoughts for a moment

Cold wind on your face on an early, dark autumn morning before school, entering the car and preparing your music

Drawing a deep breath as the needle pierce your skin, hearing the words good job in an attempt to soothe the sting and feeling the piercer put the jewelry in

Falling asleep on the relaxer after a long day of school, forgetting to remove your makeup and going in and out of conciseness until dinner

Feeling dazed and comforted in the warm light of burger king after a stressful and draining day of work

[itsraining-honey]

not the biggest wind archer fan but this title screen for him is beautiful

[brittle-doughie]

[Masterlist #2]

[Masterlist #1/Main Page] >>> HERE!

Brittle’s Cookies

[Cookie Run Ovenbreak/Kingdom]

Wayward Soul (Parfaedia Cookies)

Tribute Day (Brittle OCs/Cookie Kingdom)

Five Nights, Five Dragons (The Five Dragons)

The Fool (Shadow Milk Cookie)

Spooky Cookie Tales: Watched

The Tale of the Forced Hand (Beast Cookies)

Long Time Friend (Hollyberry Kingdom)

One with the Wind! | Looking into the Wind, Piercer of Darkness Update Teaser for CRK

Feathered Envy (Dessert Paradise)

A Little Help (Star Coral Cookie)

Tale of the Mansion

Keeping Friends Close and Best Friends Closer (Cream Soda and Cherry Cola Cookie)

Superstar! The Cookie Olympics Event!

Draw Your Blade! | Looking into the Valorous Sun Tournament Update for CROB!

Cookie Flipside: Light Cream Cookie

Heartfelt Unison (Y/N Cookie skill)

Return to Sender (Strawberry Stick and Mint Wafer Cookie)

Volition’s End (Mystic Flour Cookie)

Illusion of Dreams (Clotted Cream Cookie)

The Lover of Passion HCs (Beast Hollyberry Cookie) | The Ancient Beast Order AU

The Manufacturer of Darkness

The Prophet of Salvation HCs (Beast Pure Vanilla Cookie) | The Ancient Beast Order AU

The Ancient Beast Order (Ancient Beast AU)

I Don’t Remember You (Dark Cacao and Mystic Flour Cookie)

The Walls of the Baker (Ancient and Beast Cookies)

Yin and Yang (Peach Blossom and Affogato Cookie)

Pearly Contemplation

Get Along (Dark Cacao and Mystic Flour Cookie)

Lethality (Lethal Company x Cookie Run)

Living Legend (Y/N Cookie Concept)

The Lone Giant

Longing Tide (Sea Fairy Cookie)

The Plague Approaches! | Looking into The Awakening of White Apathy Update for CRK!

No Class (Sachertorte Cookie)

Late Arrival (Dark Cacao Cookie)

Dust to Dust (Caramel Arrow Cookie)

Cocooned (Mystic Flour Cookie)

Mystic Flour is Coming…

The Wishful or the Regal (Lotus Dragon vs. Longan Dragon Cookie)

Gotta Go (The Ancient Cookies)

Under the Castle…

Timeless Kingdom - Deliciously Evil Banquet (Reader Insert)

Remember Who?

Ways of Cookie and Egg Care (The Dragons)

I Know You (Stormbringer Cookie)

Dessert Report (The Ancient Cookies)

Legendary Group Chat

A Brave Advice (Reader Insert)

The Perfect Vessel Doesn’t Exi- (The Five Beasts)

Time Balance Shenanigans (18+)

Hiding H/N, Seeking Beasts (The Five Beasts)

Welcome Back, Handycookie (TBD Update)

Flower from the Other Shore (Cherry Blossom Cookie)

Loyal Until the End (Caramel Arrow Cookie)

Costume Bond: One Heart for All, All Hearts for One.

Ingrained (Herb Cookie)

New Faces at the Witch’s Castle

Let’s Get Rolling! | Looking into the Lights, Camera, Action! Event for CROB!

What If: The First.

The Gist of The Dangerous Exchange

Let Me Be Your Princess (Princess Contest Cookie)

The Earthbread Big Seller

Bake It Till You Make It: Tasty Delights

Even More Heartbreak (Alt) - Mermaid’s Lament (White Pearl Cookie)

With Baker’s Love (Valentine’s Day 2024 Special)

A Cringe Day for Chocolates

A Witch’s Castle? [Witch’s Castle Introduction]

Storm Warning (Black Pearl Cookie)

The Cookie Run Horror - Concept #2 - “MASH”

Y/N Cookie Interactions

Reason to Stay (Elder Faerie Cookie)

Final Days (The Five Beasts)

Forced Connections

League of Evil Cookies

Spooky Cookie Tales: Prikaza

The Corrupted or the Fooled (Abyss Monarch vs. Black Pearl Cookie)

Off to Wish Camp! | A Look into CROB’s 7th Anniversary Update

Can’t Take What Isn’t Yours

Halt! The Restriction Mayhem Update

The Greedy or the Honorable (Pirate Cookie vs. Captain Ice Cookie)

Satellite (Stardust Cookie)

Cookie Details: Y/N Cookie (Mercookie Ver.)

I Remember You (Lobster and Mocha Ray Cookie)

The Heroic or the Meditated (Hero Cookie v. Ninja Cookie)

Eggcellent Easter Short

Grass is Greener Part 1 (Lilybell and Blue Lily Cookie)

[aztecbrujeria]

~Masterlist~

Started: 06/12/2021

Updated: 09/06/2022

Total Works:51

Descent into Madness...300 Follower Collab

Reminder:

🍊G-PG, 🟢PG-13, 🍋R-NC17, 👹EXPLICIT DARK CONTENT, 🌈PRIDE PIECES

~JJK~

HC’s: 🍋Choso morning HCs, 🍋Sukuna HC’s, 🍋Nanami HC's

Requests: 🍋JJK NSFW HC: SPIT

Drabbles: 🍊Always Remember, 🍋Toji Fushiguro drabble, 🍋MTF Choso x Masc. NB Reader, 🍋Maki x F!reader 🍋🌈FTM Trans Sukuna x Reader

Collabs: 🍋Pragma & Ludus: Toji Fushiguro x F! Reader, 🍋Virgin Choso x F!Reader w/ Exp., 🍋Piercer Choso x F!Reader, 👹Hip To Be Scared, 🍋Yaga Masamichi x Plus Size Reader

Series: 🍋👹Wolfsbane: TojiGo Assassin AU, 🍋Birds of Paradise: WW2 Pilot TojixF!Latina Nurse

Mood Boards: 🍊Naraka x Sukuna

~MHA~

HC’s: 🍋What if Izuku HC, 🍋Before Bed…Shinso, 🍋My Emo Prince...Shoto, 🍋MHA Boys X Star Wars RP HC

Requests: 🍋Shoto x Black afab reader: office Sex

One Shots: 🍋One Percent: Izuku x Chubby f! reader

Collabs: KiriBaku Punk AU Bang🍋

Art pieces: commissioned flower boys

~HQ~

HC’s: 🍋Osamu Miya (Power Lifter), 🍋Daddy Daichi, 🍊HC Comfort for When you're told you're not good enough

Requests: 🍋Shower request

Drabbles: 🍋Red Lace Kuroo x Reader, 🟢Dr. Sugawara Gossip, 🍋Akaashi x F!Reader, 🍋Atsumu Miya x GN Reader, 🍋UshiTen x Reader, 🍊🌈Osamu x NB Reader: Trans Tape, 🌈MTF Trans Ushi x F!Reader

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[grailfinders]

Fate and Phantasms #134: Kiyohime (Lancer)

Our first summer is nearing its end, but we’re not finished quite yet. Today we’re building Kiyohime once more! Stalk a certain someone, and set ablaze anyone who’d dare come between you two!

Check out her build breakdown below the cut, or her character sheet over here!

Next up: Watch out WATCH OUT! RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!

Race and Background

Like the other summer servants we’re not changing too much here. Kiyohime’s still a Dragonborn, though her exact color is up to you. If you’d prefer a flavor match, go red or gold. If you want an aesthetic match, go white. Regardless, you get +2 Strength and +1 Wisdom (thanks, Tasha), a Breath Weapon that deals damage based on your color, and Resistance to that damage as well. (Fire for red and gold, cold for white.) You can use this once per short rest, and its saving throw is 8 + your proficiency + your constitution modifier.

You’re also still an Urban Bounty Hunter. Your actual background is rather vague in-game, and this gives you perks for stalking people, giving you proficiency with Insight and Stealth. 

Ability Scores

Kiyohime’s a bit of a paradox thanks to how DND groups things in their stats. On one hand, being a good stalker requires good perception, a.k.a., good Wisdom. On the other, she’s got a madness enhancement. Fortunately she’s a lancer now, so there’s less reason to dump that stat. Second is Strength. Your naginata technique could use some work, but you’re enthusiastic, and that’s what counts. After that is Dexterity, because you’re quick on your feet. Your Constitution isn’t amazing, but you’re normally a glass cannon anyway. Your Intelligence isn’t amazing but it’s summer so it’s not like anyone’s going to notice. Finally, dump Charisma. It turns out constantly being on fire makes you unpopular in the middle of a heat wave, who knew?

Class Levels

1. Ranger 1: We’ll get your swimsuit on soon, but first: stalking! First level rangers learn a Favored Enemy, giving you advantage on survival and intelligence checks against them, plus an extra language. Grab Human to better track down your master, and Aasimar to keep tabs on another member of the My Room Trio. I know you have a truce going, but it’s best to play it safe. You’re also Canny, doubling your proficiency with Survival checks for all occasions, not just your favored prey.

Speaking of, you get proficiency with Strength and Dex saves, as well as Athletics, Survival and Perception, all going towards our final goal of becoming the ultimate stalker.

2. Monk 1: Your stalking expertise makes you so observant that you don’t even need armor to protect yourself. Your Unarmored Defense gives you an AC based on your dexterity and wisdom. 14 still isn’t amazing, but we’ll work on it. You also get Martial Arts, making your monk attacks (unarmed attacks and all weapons monks are proficient with) deal at least 1d4 damage, and growing as you level in the class. You can also use dexterity instead of strength when attacking, but you’re a stronk (strong monk), so we won’t be doing that. Also, when you make a monk attack as an action, you can make an unarmed attack as a bonus action. Give it your all, and I’m sure Anchin will notice you!

3. Ranger 2: Second level rangers learn a fighting style, and Dueling will help you deal solid damage with your spear while leaving your hand open for spells, dealing +2 damage with one-handed weapons. Oh, right, you also get Spells this level, they use your Wisdom to cast.

Absorb Elements will help you add a little fire to your attacks right away if you went the white dragon route, and Hunter’s Mark deals extra damage once per turn on your target, and also helps you stalk them no matter who they are, giving advantage on perception and survival checks to find them.

4. Ranger 3: If we want to get serious about this stalking business, we’ve got to turn to the conclave literally named after it. As a Gloom Stalker, you are a Dread Ambusher, adding your wisdom to your initiative. You also start each combat with an extra 10′ of movement your first turn. Also for one turn only, you can make an extra weapon attack, if it hits you deal an extra 1d8 damage.

That’s not all! Your Umbral Sight helps your dumb dragonborn eyes see in the dark, with 60 feet of darkvision. You’re also invisible to other creatures with darkvision when in darkness. That room is cramped at night, it’s hard to find a hiding space.

Like any good ranger, you get Primeval Awareness, burning a spell slot to sense aberrations, celestials, dragons, elementals, fey, fiends, and undead within 1 mile of you. It’s not super in canon, but keeping tags on the competition isn’t a bad idea.

Finally, spells: Searing Smite is a longer burn, for when you really want your opponent to suffer. You also get Disguise Self as a conclave spell.

5. Ranger 4: Use this Ability Score Improvement to bump up your Wisdom for stronger spells and better ambushes.

6. Ranger 5: Fifth level rangers get an Extra Attack each attack action, meaning you can now hit someone four times on your first turn: 2 from your normal attacks, 1 from dread ambusher, and 1 from martial arts. Nobody can say you’re not putting in effort.

You also learn second level spells this level! Locate Object is the closest thing to magical tracking we’re getting, but it’s fine. It’s not like Anchin would ever get rid of that bracelet you gave him, right? You also learn Rope Trick, allowing you to literally pop out of thin air when master shows up.

7. Monk 2: Your tracking’s solid, but we’re not that fast. Thankfully, the second level of monk fixes that with Unarmored Movement, giving you extra speed as you level up, as long as you don’t wear armor. You also get Ki Points equal to your monk level, which you can use to attack twice, dash, disengage, or dodge as a bonus action. They recharge each short rest.

8. Monk 3: You’re supposed to be Kiyohime, but we’ve been disturbingly short on fire so far. Let’s fix that. As a Four Elements monk, you become a Disciple of the Elements, giving you two elemental disciplines that you can spend ki points to activate. Elemental Attunement is free, using your action to perform small elemental effects like sensory effects, lighting candles, warming objects, and shaping elements. If you’re creative you can have fun with it, it’s basically prestidigitation. You also learn Sweeping Cinder Strike, spending 2 ki points to cast Burning Hands using your wisdom.

You can also Deflect Missiles as a reaction, reducing the pain arrows can cause you, and even letting you throw them back if you block all of it. Finally, your Ki-Fueled Attacks let you attack as a bonus action if you spend ki as your main action.

9. Monk 4: I’m allergic to odd numbers, so we’re using this ASI to become a Piercer. Your dexterity rounds out, and once per turn you can re-roll a die of piercing damage. You also deal an extra die of damage when making critical hits with piercing weapons. Turns out, you should use the pointy end. What will they think of next?

10. Monk 5: This extra attack doesn’t stack, but you do learn how to make Stunning Strikes, spending a ki point after attacking a foe to force them to make a constitution save or get stunned for a round. At least it’s not a complete dud.

11. Monk 6: Sixth level monks get Ki Empowered Strikes, making their unarmed attacks magical against resistances. You also learn a new elemental discipline: Clench of the North Wind lets you trap someone in a giant bell by casting Hold Person on them.

12. Ranger 6: Sixth level rangers get one more set of Favored Enemies: Grung finishes off the bedroom trio, but that still leaves you with another humanoid of your choice. You also become Roving, giving you an extra 5 feet of movement speed, as well as a climbing and swimming speed. Now there’s nowhere to run.

13. Monk 7: Evasion seems pretty common in these builds, huh? You probably know the drill by now: dex saves deal half damage on failures, 0 on successes. You also get Stillness of Mind, letting you end an effect that’s frightening or charming you as an action. You only have eyes for Master, after all.

14. Monk 8: Use this ASI to make your Strength even higher for better stabbings.

15. Monk 9: With your Unarmored Movement Improvement, you can now run up walls and over water. Okay, now there’s nowhere to run.

16. Monk 10: Our final level of monk gives you a Purity of Body that makes you immune to disease and poison. Your internal body temperature’s probably pretty high. Plus, you’re saving yourself for master, no germs allowed. 

17. Ranger 7: Back in gloom stalker, your Iron Mind gives you proficiency in Wisdom saves. If someone tried to control your mind, that might stop you from killing protecting Anchin, how horrible!

You also learn Pass Without Trace, for advanced stalking techniques.

18. Ranger 8: Use your last ASI to max out your Wisdom for the best survival and perception checks. You’re also Fleet of Foot, letting you ignore nonmagical difficult terrain and plants, as well as giving you advantage on saves against magical plants. Crawling through tight spaces is no problem for you, you practically own the vents in Chaldea.

19. Ranger 9: Ninth level rangers get third level spells. Elemental Weapon lets you add a bit of firepower to your spear and make it magical, while Fear is just your general effect on people.

20. Ranger 10: Our final level makes you Tireless, giving you temporary hp as an action six times per long rest. You also remove levels of exhaustion on short rests now.

You can also Hide in Plain Sight, creating camouflage over a minute that adds +10 to your stealth checks as long as you don’t move from your position. Being a true stalker requires patience, and an intimate knowledge of your prey’s habits. Also, a lot of mud, surprisingly. Covering yourself is easy. Covering the rest of the hallway so you’re disguised? That’s the hard part.

Pros:

With doubled proficiency, a maxed out wisdom stat, and advantage, you make for a pretty good stalker. Track down the love of your life, and don’t take no for an answer!

Finding them is only half the game- the other half is mobility. You’ve got 55 feet of movement speed (65 on the first turn), and you can climb, swim, or just walk on water to reach your goals. Most people can’t outspeed you, and almost nothing can get out of your reach.

Speaking of first turns, you can make five attacks in that first turn of combat. Combine that with something like Elemental Weapon and your already prodigious spear skills and you can deal some serious damage before they even know what hit them.

Cons:

For a melee fighter your HP isn’t amazing, especially with your AC that only reaches 17 by the end of the build. Stay light on your feet, you’ll need it.

Semi-related, but a lot of your spells require concentration, meaning you can’t have them all up at once and you might waste a slot if you get sucker punched after casting.

Monks like bonus actions, Rangers like bonus actions, but you certainly don’t like bonus actions. Basically, you have way too much stuff to keep up with that all use your bonus actions to do so. It’s rare that “too many options” is a bad thing, but here we are.

[genogenocrazycatman]

Unlucky - Corey Graves x OC

Unlucky [Archive of Our Own, FanFiction.Net]

Progress: 1/1

Characters: Original Female Character, Corey Graves

I didn’t want to be marked. I thought the whole concept was stupid. When you get near your other half, you suddenly get a mark that represents them at that time. You first get near your soulmate when you’re five and he’s still playing with bricks, you got a brick on your arm.

***

“I just want it to look more feminine, you know?”

I nodded at the woman looking at the calendar, trying to find a place, where I could fit her in.

“Well, it’s not gonna be easy. You got one gnarly set of horns there, but it’s not anything that I can’t work with,” I said reaching for a pencil, when I found a couple of hours available on a Tuesday. “I do a lot of tattoos like this.”

“What about you?” she asked.

“The only marks on my body got there the hard way.”

“Oh. I’m sure you’ll get yours one day.” Her words were meant to be reassuring, but I took them as an insult.

I didn’t want to be marked. I thought the whole concept was stupid. When you get near your other half, you suddenly get a mark that represents them at that time. You first get near your soul mate, when you’re five and he’s still playing with bricks, you gotta brick on your arm. Meet your future wife, when she’s in the middle of her emo phase, you got fucking Gerard Way on your thigh.

 It caused more harm than good in my opinion. Some people never found their other half and wasted their entire life looking for that person. Sometimes they passed each other in the street, never to see each other again. Just because you were supposed to be perfectly matched didn’t mean the timing was always right. It didn’t mean that was the only person that you would ever fall in love with. Hell it didn’t even guarantee that the pair would like each other.

 But for some it did, and those people got their happily ever afters. Good for them. I wasn’t anti-happiness. I was just anti-mark. Well save for when I was working. Being that the mark was representative of the other person, it didn’t always fit the person it was on. Like now. The woman in front of me was a classic southern belle, with a massive set of horns taking up the entirety of her upper back. Her husband was apparently a rancher. So she came to me. The marked skin took ink, so I was able to tattoo over and around them. It was like a cover up, but only partially.

 “Maybe,” I said, scribbling her name in and taking the deposit. I handed her the time card and she was off.

 I settled down in the chair of the reception desk and went back to reading my magazine. I was there solely to work reception that day, so I had done absolutely nothing.

 My boss Rich was there, tattooing a friend of his. It was the nth session on a massive back piece that he’d started a while back.

 “When do you think you’re going to meet your mark maker?” he asked, knowing that it was going to wind me up.

 I took the bait anyways. “Ain’t got no room for a mark,” I said.

 I had filled up most of my body with tattoos, and was running out of space. If I ever did get a mark, I was probably gonna be pissed. That was valuable real estate any more.

 The bell above the door chimed. I looked up expecting another person with a cringe worthy mark. Instead, my eyes fell upon Corey Graves, former professional wrestler, current NXT commentator, regular client at the shop and a friend of mine (with a benefit or two).

 “Look, Trouble’s here,” Rich said.

  “Trouble’s at the desk,” Corey said.

 I let the jab go. I was trouble. I was also very well aware of that fact. “S’up, Graves?”

 He shrugged. “Nothing, hit the gym, since I didn’t go yesterday.”

 “Hit the gym, since you weren’t hung over today,” I corrected.

 “Fuck you.”

 I laughed.

 Corey and I hung out a lot. Most of that time was spent at bars.

 “I’m not the one that started ordering tequila shots.”

 “Yes, you were.”

 “I was?”

 I did not remember shit, save for Corey scaring some asshole off, who kept giving me shit, making out with Corey outside of the bar and then throwing up. The more I thought about it, the more tequila made sense. 

 “Yes.”

 “Well it didn’t hit me as hard the next day as it did you.”

 Corey rolled his eyes.

 A thought popped into my head. “You’re a piercer right?”

 He nodded.

 “If I order the shit will you pierce my lip?” I asked.

 “If it’s cool with Rich,” he answered.

 I spun in my chair to look at Rich.

 “Sure. I don’t give a shit.”

 I did a little victory jig.

 “Start of list in your head, go pick me up some food, and, when you get back, I’ll write it down.”

 “You’re obnoxious.”

 I grinned.

 “Bacon cheese burger?” he asked.

 “Yes, please.”

 “Rich you want something?”

 “Same.”

 “I’ll be back,” he said, leaving the shop.

 Three Weeks Later

 “Are you nervous?” Corey asked, as he got everything ready.

 “No.”

 “Are you sure about that?” he asked, opening and closing the clamp.

 I rolled my eyes. “You’d never hurt me.”

 “You think this isn’t going to hurt?”

 “Alright, you’d never hurt me more than necessary. Better?”

 “Better,” he said, chuckling.

 “You’re such a dick.”

 “I try.”

 We gone through all of the prep stuff, and now it was time to actually jam a needle in my lip.

 “Alright open up,” Corey said, putting on some weird evil dentist persona.

 “Calm down Isaac Yankem.”

 Corey pulled my lip down to clamp it and paused, pulling a confused face.

 “Something wrong?” I asked. It was a bit awkward considering that he still had a hold of my lip.

 “How long have you had this?” he asked, letting go.

 “Had what?”

 He pulled my lip down again and held the mirror up so that I could see.

 On the center of my bottom lip was a bold black 13 with Unlucky written over it in script.

 “What the fuck?”  I leaned forward to get a better look at it. “What the actual fuck? Where the hell did that-“

 “You didn’t get that?” he asked.

 “No,” I answered.

 I didn’t have any attachment to the number thirteen, and there was no one that I knew that could put something like that in there. I didn’t think anyone could. Very few people could do something like that at all, let alone so legibly.

 Corey fell silent for a moment. “Do you think it’s your mark?” he asked.

 “No!” I cried indignantly. ”No. No. No. The only marks on this body are there, because I put them.” I was getting more and more upset as the situation set in.

 “Calm down,” he said.

 “How the fuck am I supposed to calm down? Do you get with this means?” I asked. “Things are gonna change.”

 “I thought you didn’t believe in that.”

 “Just because I don’t doesn’t mean that other people won’t. What-“

 He cut me off. “That’s not true. You didn’t know it was there. You could’ve had it for years, and been none the wiser. Has anything changed in that time?”

 He knew something.

 “Corey, do you know how long this has been here?” I asked.

 He sighed. “I have an idea.”

 “An idea?”

 He dipped his head, so that I could see the space behind his ear, a red calla lily that was so dark that it was almost black my favorite flower.

 “I don’t know when it got there. I never noticed it, until Hunter asked me about it a few months ago. If I had to guess, I probably got it the first time I walked into this shop.”

 “Wait you-“

 I was panicking before. It increased tenfold the second I realized what Corey was implying.

 Corey sighed, setting down the clamp and taking off his gloves. He placed his hands on my shoulders. “Look at me. Look at me.” 

 I did as he said. “You need to calm down. You’re making a big deal out of nothing.”

 “But-“

 “Listen to me. Since when the hell have you ever cared about your mark?”

 I was silent. I had never cared, not even when I was young.

 “Answer me.”

 “Never.”

 “Then why start now? This friendship and whatever the else has come along with it had nothing to do with our marks. We didn’t know we were marked. Whatever else happens, even if nothing else happens isn’t going to be because of a flower or a number. It’s gonna be because we’re us.”

 I did feel a lot better, but there was still part of my brain screaming about how everything was going to be fucked.

 “Earlier, you said that I’d never hurt you?”

 “Yeah.”

 “You trust me?”

 “Without a doubt.”

 “Then trust me. Everything will work out fine.”

 I felt that last bit of apprehension ease out of my system. I was still confused. For sure. It was going to take a while to process everything and to come to terms to it, but at least for now, I was fine.

 “It’ll work out,” I repeated.

 He let out a relieved sigh and gave me a small smile. “Good. Now, do you still want to pierce your lip?”

 I nodded. 

 “Then let’s get it done.”

***

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[tigerkirby215]

I can’t make builds so let’s talk about the latest UA

I can’t make builds right now so let’s talk about Feats. I’m honestly a big fan of feats but I do think that ASIs are a little too strong by comparison in 5e. I feel like in order to compete with ASIs in 5e a Feat needs to do one of two things:

Offer new unique abilities that provide a large boost to your character’s capabilities so that taking them is worth sacrificing an ASI. (Feats like Crossbow Expert, Great Weapon Master, Warcaster, etc.)

(Half Feats) Provide a nice bonus to reward you for slower progression, or for having an uneven ability score to increase. (NOT ATHLETE, but feats like Linguist, Resilient, and the racial feats from Xanathar’s)

For the most part feats do accomplish these two concepts well but there are some feats that are laughably weak (Keen Mind, Weapon Master) while others are way too good. (Lucky.) I think that Feats should remain as options for players who want to build a specific build. They shouldn’t be the “best” choice but rather they should be inherently optional for those who want the power boost they provide.

With that in mind we got an Unearthed Arcana for Feats, and since I want to do more on this Tumblr than just make League of Legends builds I figured I’d throw my thoughts out into the wind.

Artificer Initiate

The main strength of this feat by far is that the spells are added to your spell list. This means that Artificer Initiate is a very easy way for just about any spellcaster to get access to Bless and Cure Wounds / Healing Word. These spells are fairly independent of their spellcasting modifier so getting both of them as a Wizard, Sorcerer, or even Warlock can be good in a pinch.

Other than that the ability to cast spells with tools is nice but ultimately pointless. It’s good if you’re playing an Artificer / Wizard multiclass but Artificers can already cast spells through their infusions. Ultimately this feature of the feat would work better if there were more Intelligence casters in 5e.

It’s a very fun feat for roleplay and has good utility, but I don’t think anyone’s going to be begging to get this feat.

4 / 5

Chef

How the mighty Gourmand and the “mighty” Song of Rest have fallen. Okay let me start with the obvious: the “treats” you can make are complete fucking trash. They’re laughably underwhelming and serve more as a ribbon ability than anything.

As for the Song of Rest-esque effect Song of Rest was already a grossly underwhelming ability for Bards. It’s really sad that it was so underwhelming they flat out gave it to everyone (at the cost of a feat) but I don’t think that harms the Bard class too much.

Just overall the feat really doesn’t live up to the fantasy of being a cook. Two underwhelming abilities for the price of an ASI? No thanks.

2 / 5

Crusher

“Hi I’m playing a Champion Fighter with a Warhammer!” The utility of this feat starts and ends with the critical hit modifier which I’m gonna be honest is insanely overpowered.

“But what about moving people? My Monk can now push people off cliffs!” Have you ever played a Minotaur? To be fair you probably haven’t. Pushing people around will hardly ever be useful. There’s perhaps niche utility in pushing someone away so you can run without provoking opportunity attacks but the Mobile feat does this so much better while also giving you additional movement.

Perhaps the only niche use of this feat is that it can increase your DEX, making it a good Half Feat for Monks that isn’t fucking Athlete.

1 / 5

Eldritch Adept

I really like this feat. It’s kinda become a running gag on this account that I really like sticking Warlock levels into things, and while it isn’t just for the invocations that’s definitely a big part of it. There’s a lot of really cool invocations that you can grab to make your character mildly magical without messing them up by multiclassing. To name all the invocations you can get as a non-Warlock:

Armor of Shadows is, has, and always will be the invocation you take more for character flavor than for practicality. Reddit has been theorycrafting how to break this feat with an Abjuration Wizard but I think that’s a bit too niche.

Beast Speech is really cute conceptually but will rarely be useful. I can guarantee that every single Druid and Ranger is going to hoover up Eldritch Adept just to talk to their animal companion though! (This would’ve been a nice feat to put in my Kindred build if it had existed at the time.)

Beguiling Influence... take Skilled instead. Maybe some niche use for the Half-Elf Rogue who wants proficiency in literally every skill in the game.

Devil’s Sight! This is the main Invocation people are going to be looking for! Magical Darkness is incredibly hard to use effectively and this invocation is pretty much the only way to make it not completely useless?

Eldritch Sight: at-will Detect Magic is never a bad thing but it always suffered from opportunity cost. This makes it available for Bards.

Eyes of the Rune Keeper: just get the Comprehend Languages spell tbh. It’s a ritual after all.

Fiendish Vigor is alright. Decent on an Eldritch Knight as a backup Second Wind.

Gaze of Two Minds is far, FAR too situational to be useful.

Mask of Many Faces is a god-tier invocation for Arcane Tricksters. It ticks me off that you can’t take this feat as a non-caster for a regular Rogue to gain access to this.

Misty Visions depends on what your DM lets you get away with using Minor Illusion for.

Thief of Five Fates: just get Bane from another source.

It kinda bumbs me out that this feat is restricted to just magic users, and I feel like that part of the spell could be removed. Also kinda bumbs me out that you can’t blow two feats to get Agonizing Eldritch Blast (Magic Initiate [Warlock] + Eldritch Adept) but I sort of understand why that’s a thing. But invocations are the perfect example of something worth losing an ASI for.

5 / 5

Fey Touched

Here’s the first feat that I think is a little too good. Let’s get the elephant out of the room first: Fey Teleportation. The differences between the two feats are as follows:

Misty Step from Fey Teleportation comes back on a short rest.

Fey Teleportation is locked by race.

Fey Touched gives you two spells.

Fey Touched lets you add the spells to your spell list.

Oh and let’s talk about some of the spells that are in the Enchantment / Divination school: Bless, Command, Detect Magic, Dissonant Whispers, Heroism, Hex, Hunter's Mark, Identify, and Sleep. (Just to name the notable choices.)

This feat should’ve been a full feat (no ASI.) Adding both Misty Step and Hex to your spell list as a Cleric or Paladin is more than enough to make this feat OP. If Artificer Initiate is a full feat than this should be too.

5 / 5 - OP award for being OP

Fighting Initiate

This should be a half feat. Actually: this should be merged with Weapon Master. I personally already Homebrew the Weapon Master Feat to do this along with the effects of Weapon Master (+3 weapons, +STR or DEX.)

If this was done as an eratta to Weapon Master (instead of its own feat) the feat could be taken by Wizards who want a way to defend themselves, Rogues who want more options Scimitars cough while also honing their own skills, or Barbarians who just finally want a fighting style. I’m glad something like this is finally being considered but please just buff Weapon Master instead.

4 / 5

Gunner

Crossbow expert for guns. A lot of people interpret this as a silent endorsement of guns in D&D or a hint at a potential official gunslinger (sub)class but really I just think Jeremy Crawford got sick of people asking him “does Crossbow Expert work with guns?” on Twitter.

gun / 5

Metamagic Adept

IE the feat that’s making Reddit throw a hissy fit. Does this suddenly make the Sorcerer class useless? Well excluding the fact that Sorcerers get way more sorcery points, metamagic options, and the ability to turn their spell slots into Sorcery points (and vice-versa)? Put bluntly your options are:

Make (Charisma Mod) creatures succeed their saving throw for your spell. (Rarely going to be used unless you’re already a Charisma caster.)

Double the range of your spell. (Maybe useful for a Cleric to extend the range of Cure Wounds idk.)

Reroll (Charisma Mod) damage die. (Kinda useful for spells that roll few dice.)

Double the duration of your spell. (Perhaps some niche use with certain spells.)

Can’t use Heightened Spell

Can cast one spell / cantrip as a Bonus Action. (One use of a bonus action spell isn’t really worth a whole feat.)

Cast 2 spells without verbal or somatic components. (Can’t be counterspelled!)

Make a spell of first or second level hit two targets. (Actually has some niche use for certain spells. Particularly nice to get extra value out of healing spells.)

(UA)

Change the damage type of a spell. (Maybe useful for Tempest Clerics? But barely.)

Ignore cover. (Very rarely useful.)

Reroll a spell attack once. (Kinda meh; might be useful if you have a very big attack roll spell but you probably won’t.)

I think the main thing Reddit is upset about is two uses of Subtle Spell for a Wizard but... if your player took anti-counter spell insurance instead of an ASI let them have it? Chances are you’re way too counter spell-obsessed if the Wizard casting a good spell once and awhile ruins your game.

As for the feat itself? The two that rely on your Charisma mod are hard to use for that exact reason. Beyond that there are some interesting ones beyond “anti-counter spell insurance” but I feel like two Sorcery points to use on metamagics isn’t enough. Probably a testament to how underwhelming the Sorcerer class is as a whole.

3 / 5

Piercer

It’s Savage Attacker and Brutal Critical combined in one half feat. I guess if you’re using Piercing weapons but I can’t shake the feeling that Savage Attacker would be the better option.

One interesting thing to note is that essentially all ranged weapons do piercing damage, and this feat doesn’t have a melee limitation like Savage Attacker. This could be a good feat for a bow fighter to do more reliable damage.

The irony though is that even though this is essentially just Savage Attacker I’m forced to say it’s overpowered since it provides more utility than Savage Attacker (assuming you don’t use weapons that don’t do piercing damage) as a half feat. This isn’t really a testament to this feat being overpowered, but rather that Savage Attacker should honestly probably be a half feat as well.

2 / 5

Poisoner

This is how poisons should work! It’s perfect for someone who wants it, and it looks well-balanced overall. The gold cost, action economy, and CON save requirements makes this feat fair for the DM.

It’s interesting that this feat allows you to ignore resistance to poison but not immunity. Poison was one of the elements Elemental Adept couldn’t affect which was part of the reason that Green Draconic Sorcerer was so bad (among the zillion and one other problems with Poison damage.) Overall this feat is really awesome but it’s held back by poison damage as a whole in 5e. Basically if this was for any other damage type than poison it would be great (which makes me wonder what this feat would be like with flaming poison.)

4 / 5

Practiced Expert

This is basically a slightly worse version of the Prodigy feat but it’s a half-feat and it’s for all races instead of just for humans and half-races... honestly  Prodigy is such a shit feat that I see no issue with this. I already let non-humans take Prodigy in my campaigns. My only real complaint is that this feat proves that Prodigy (as well as the Skilled feat) should probably be half feats.

4 / 5

Shadow Touched

Darkness is very hard to use without abilities to see through it (Devil’s Sight.) But other than that what can you get? Disguise Self? Just take Eldritch Adept instead for unlimited Disguise Self. There are very few low-level Illusion / Necromancy spells when compared to Divination / Enchantment. There are some midway decent ones (Inflict Wounds) but is it really worth it to lose an ASI for Darkness and Inflict Wounds? Put bluntly: no. Maybe some niche use for Darkness spam Warlocks to get an extra “spell slot” but it’s still underwhelming.

2 / 5

Shield Training

It’s nice to be able to grab a shield as a caster who likely has their off-hand open anyways. It’s also nice for a fighter to be able to “chance stances” and drop their AC in exchange for harder hits. The only part that bugs me about this feat is that the fantasy of an arcane caster using a shield as a focus is weird to me. I feel like there should at least be some sort of gold cost to convert a shield into a “not-quite Ruby of the War Mage” that can be used as an Arcane Focus.

3 / 5

Slasher

This feel like the best of the damage feats since it actually lets you do some unique stuff. Being able to slow enemies (without fucking Sentinel) lets melee fighters keep their allies safe, and giving allies disadvantage to hit you allows you to be a lot sturdier.

The sad truth is that this is probably the most underwhelming of the damage feats though. It’s very hard to use this feat as anything other than a Swashbuckler Rogue, and in order to get Slashing damage as a Rogue (Scimitar) you’d need to blow another feat or do some multiclassing. Slows in melee range are largely useless, and the crit is unreliable. I really want this feat to be better.

4 / 5

Tandem Tactician

Here’s the one feat I honestly have a big problem with. I don’t think being able to Help as a Bonus Action makes this feat OP. (It’s nice for anyone to be able to gain access to a useful Bonus Action without multiclassing.) But the problem lies in the fact that this feat lets you affect two people with the Help action. This makes the ability to give two melee allies (such as your Rogue) Advantage even more broken. People can already testify to how strong Mastermind Rogue is for its action economy increase.

And the best part? This feat still fails at giving Bonus Action Economy to “everyone” since backline characters can’t use the 10 foot range Help. I’d much rather this feat be given 30 feet, and Mastermind Rogue given an eratta to have its ability reach 60 feet or something idk.

1 / 5 - OP and dumb award for being OP and dumb

Tracker

“LOL RANGER IS OFFICIALLY USELESS NOW XDDDD” Jokes aside Hunter’s Mark and tracking abilities is good value for a half feat. Magic Initiate (Warlock) or Fey Touched are still probably better than this feat, but if you need the Survival skill then this is helpful.

4 / 5

FINAL RATINGS

Favorite Feat: Eldritch Adept

Least Favorite Feat: Crusher

Most OP Feat: Tandem Tactician

Weakest Feat: Shadow Touched / Chef

Overall this Unearthed Arcana excites me because I’ve always liked Feats and thought that they were cool. In my opinion it’s much more interesting to create a character with unique abilities over one that’s just traditionally strong. A lot of these feats need revision but I hope that practically all of these get published so we can make some truly unique characters with them.