#wincest is nasty

[thebettermothman]

The entitlement from wincest shippers is actually bananas. Y’all. What made you think incest is normal???? Please get help 😭😭 I’m worried 😭😭

[samdeancrimespree]

the difference between sam and dean is that in the phrase “incestuous romantic relationship” sam cringes at incestuous and dean cringes at romantic.

i think he’d be maybe a little weirded out but not that embarrassed if he just. wanted to fuck his brother. like… have you seen his brother? who doesn’t wanna fuck him.

no.. dean’s embarrassed because the thought of his brother not wanting to fuck him makes his heart actually hurt, which he thought was just an overdramatic romcom line. because if he fucked his brother and his brother wanted to keep it casual, it would destroy him.

he doesn’t just want to fuck his brother. he wants to sleep next to him and kiss him and play with his stupid hair and grow old with him and die in his arms.

dean doesn’t wanna fuck his brother. he wants to make love to his brother. and that makes his skin crawl.

[samwinchesterthewitch]

dirty "Sam does porn to pay for college" Wincest thoughts

Dean finding Sam starring in porn while he's still in Stanford and jerking off to it every night, hating himself but managing to convince himself it's just because he misses Sam

Sam working with porn actors who look like his brother/remind him of his brother, and doing incest scenes where he's ALWAYS the little brother...he tells himself it's just better chemistry, better money

Dean watching a dude who looks suspiciously like him go "you like that? you like taking big brother's cock?" and imagining himself saying it and coming hard when Sam on screen moans "yes"

Dean trying SO hard not to get a boner when he and Sam are sparring in the pilot episode because he's thinking about every porno that he's watched Sam in and if they were in one now...

Sam one day finding Dean's stash of HIS pornos and just. not saying anything. but Dean knows something's off with his brother, he always knows, and eventually when he presses Sam too much Sam just blurts out "why did you save them"

Dean cracking little jokes about "i really liked (x) part" now that they both know and Sam gets fed up one day and snaps that "if you like it so much go jerk off to it" and the look on Dean's face instantly tells him that he has

Sam backtracking and trying to apologize for going that far, feeling...awkward is an understatement, but Dean pushes back and says y'know what, he will, and Sam is welcome to join him. and at first Sam is like haha no way you're kidding until Dean just shrugs and tells him, suit yourself, before taking out the laptop

Sam ends up joining him

[transfemmesam]

not wincest as in "they're brothers and they fucked nasty >:)" wincest as in they’re each other’s life partners to the point where there’s no way they could be happy for long with anyone else, and (although i hate to use zachariah's words) they are psychotically irrationally erotically codependent on each other

[blacknidstang]

Late seasons dean would soooo spank the hell out of early seasons sam. They'd be soo ruthless to each other but dean would have the upper hand and will put bitchy lil early seasons sammy in his place. He would have no patience for sam's brattiness and sam would be so rude to him and so angry at his overbearing dominance. It would be one delicious horrible interaction

[lambmotifz]

the siren telling dean “you can call me baby brother ♡” while dean is balls deep inside of him

[marginofthought]

michael and/or lucifer watching dean fuck his little brother 😌🙏

Lucifer peeped a lot during Season 5, that’s for sure. He probably reminisced everytime Dean lost control and fucked Sam rough and dirty because it reminded him of Michael fucking him.

You cannot tell me Lucifer isn’t a bratty bottom that loves to be put in his place by his older brother.

Also everything was intricately manipulated so that Sam and Dean were born to be the perfect vessels - yeah and no wonder they share the same dynamic as their archangel counterparts.

You know Michael and Lucifer fucked nasty in heaven, their dad had already abandoned them, no reason to stay holy and pure now. (Which once again is reflected in the Winchesters)

But honestly thinking about maybe Michael and Lucifer in the cage being able to see Sam and Dean fuck? And then not being able to keep their hands off each other as well? Mhmm, delicious.

[bloodfreak-boyking]

ykw i do think Dean loves Cas like a brother. Which means all three of them fuck sloppy style. to ME

[thebettermothman]

I need all wincest shippers to die (IM JOKING. ffs y’all are mega stupid). Wdym ur shipping BROTHERS. ACTUAL BIOLOGICAL BROTHERS. When there are better (CANON) ships 😭😭

[samdeancrimespree]

perhaps a controversial opinion and like. no hate to anyone who likes femsamdean because i like it too but. there is some distinct element of samdean that relies on them being dudes. like….. if they were girls (esp afab girls) do u know how much they would have to be doing to warrant the same “why are they so close… that’s weird” reaction?? the amount of casual affection that girls/girl passing ppl can get away with is insane compared to guys that look like sam&dean. they could be walking about arms linked, kissing each other on the cheek and saying cute nicknames and ppl wouldn’t find it Suspicious. there’s something so jarring (esp in smalltown, usa) about seeing two giant muscly Dudes be touchy with each other. if hunters heard that there were 2 sisters that were badass hunters and their relationship was weirdly close they’d be falling over each other to beg for a threesome. but no. sam and dean are huge and scary and could crush any hunter with one hand. AND they make lovey eyes at each other and sit way too close and live together in their 30s. and no one can say a damn thing about it even tho it’s fucking WEIRD. and that’s what makes it so GOOD. but if they’re girls that part is so diminished. don’t even get me started on how the dynamic with john would be jfc

[bad-or-mad-or-wise]

so i'm a very very new wincestie. watched 4x17 for the First Time. they HAD to have fucked after killing their very first ghost... you can't tell me otherwise

[myfandomrealitea]

By the way, whoever sent me all those asks just now with the boring little threats and insults, know that I've had an orgasm to Starker and Sebiel porn for every single one of them ❤

Next time its gonna be Wincest.

[blacknidstang]

There are two wolves inside me, one is masochistic sub Sam who becomes addicted to pain as some sort of self punishment & purification, all the while finding orgasmic pleasure deep beneath layers of guilt, self hatred & alienation, (which in turn will feed his freak identity belief even more),, and the other is brat Sam who has some sort of confidence in how devoted Dean is to him and therefore does all the bitching, push and pull, banters and games to rile Dean up & make him crazy, to make him fuss over him, to make him worried and angry and distressed, to make him shout & pin him to the wall

[quietwingsinthesky]

Something about SamGhoul as like. In the background of established Wincest, with Sam & Dean fighting/not together at the moment, and Sam trying to rapidly develop this bond with who he thinks is Adam. His rebound brother for the day.

And Ghoul, whose priorities are A) fuck with Sam’s head to get Sam to want to be around him, want to protect him, at the expense of Sam and Dean fighting even more (about Ghoul/Adam!) and B) Sam is hot and Ghoul doesn’t often have the chance to get any.

[hello-starlingfics]

Suspect that Jessica, Madison, and Annie have a Sam’s Ex Girlfriend’s Cocktail Night every Wednesday in Heaven where they peek at Sam and Dean fucking nasty and agree over margaritas that, all things considered, there are fates worse than death.

[walkininawincestwonderland]

As an Wincest shipper YES—

except for my sister—

bar the smut. I’ll let her read the cannibalism, I’ll let her read the uncomfortably intimate shower scene but she is NOT seeing my smut!

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