#wincemeat

[farcillesbian]

this guy just told me to lie to the government about how much money I made last year??

[id copied from alt text: a pencil drawing of a man in a dress shirt and tie sitting at a desk with his hands clasped in front of him. from the neck up, he is not a man but a dog - specifically, a whippet. there are forms, including a W-2 form, on the desk, an open laptop, and a name tag that says "Winston". behind him is a window with some shrubbery outside of it. /end id]

@peripatidae has been drawing a lot of Winston sketches lately and I adore all of them but this one needs to be shown to the masses.

[farcillesbian]

[id: a simple line drawing of a sighthound. written next to it is "I will go to such lengths". /end ID]

sighthound you say? here is baby boy Winston

[ID: a photo of Winston, a light brown whippet, standing in a fabric hamper with one paw on the edge. /end ID]

Sighthounds are such a hilarious group of dog breeds. Like someone decided to try if it was possible to possess a sock puppet with life, give it a full spectrum of mammal emotions, while still neglecting to give the poor creature a brain.

[rarenormworld]

Hitting a moose can leave you like ‘wincemeat’ - https://www.rarenorm.com/lifestyle-blog/car/hitting-a-moose-can-leave-you-like-wincemeat/

[onwheelsxyz-blog]

Hitting a moose can leave you like 'wincemeat' When youre dealing with the potential to hit a moose, always stay alert.Lorraine Sommerfeld / Driving We recently showed you the best way to smack your car into wildlife, if you had no other choice. In fact, many Canadians already know hitting a moose is the most deadly wildlife scenario on many of our roads.Think youd be the one who could avoid it? This video from the CBC might change your mind. Clear conditions, driving under the speed limit, great visibility, and then POW. Warning: the video will make you flinch.In Newfoundland, within minutes of driving on any highway, youll notice huge signs letting you know how many crashes many fatal for both the moose and car occupants have occurred thus far in the year. Its a sobering realization that no matter how aware and prepared you think you might be, the possiblility should never be far from your thoughts.Newfoundland didnt have any moose until 1904, when four of the beasts were introduced to the island from New Brunswick. It was thought they could be used for trophy hunters, and to provide meat for workers in the forestry and mining industries. Estimates today suggest over 100,000 of the descendants of the original four now populate

[farcillesbian]

"I need to protect Laios, Falin, and the others... I must protect them...!"

pt: "I need to protect Laios, Falin, and the others... I must protect them...!"

id: end credit art from the dungeon meshi anime. it shows marcille and falin running to catch up with shuro, laios, namari, and chilchuck. /end id

welcome to my humble blog! ʕ`･ω･´ʔゞ [← waving bear kaomoji]

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id: a divider made of different plush bears /end id

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id: two identical gifs of a plush rainbow worm inching along. /end id

about me:

my name is peach or riley, pronouns are he/they/fae, and i'm a transmasc femme lesbian - see my pronouns page for more info if you're curious how i like to be referred to!

i'm 27 (♎ libra), i've been on tumblr since 2010, and i have a master's degree in biology!

i enjoy reading (seriously, i have read over 80 books so far in 2024) with a particular fondness for sci fi and fantasy. i also read a lot of manga!

i also really enjoy music - i love listening to albums front to back when i discover an artist i like and reading up about them on the internet. I have over 100 CDs in my collection. i have spent hours on end researching songs that fit a particular vibe that i want to curate a playlist around. i also love reading about specific genres and their origins. my top genres include midwest emo, screamo, and shoegaze, but i will generally listen to any kind of music. if you say you listen to everything except rap, you're being antiblack and you should shut the fuck up and think about it.

#tunez is where i share music i enjoy.

my favourite video games are the pokemon mystery dungeon games (explorers of sky is the best), the dragon age series (zevran is forever in my heart), baldur's gate 3, the mass effect series, dave the diver, final profit, and civ 6.

previous URLs you may know me by include zevbian (will probably come back to it when the new dragon age releases), dyketorbjorn, and chubey.

i write image descriptions because this makes the internet a more accessible place for many people - first and foremost, blind and low vision people, though it can be helpful to others as well. posts with only alt text are tagged "id in alt text" and posts without any description are tagged "undescribed". descriptions I have added myself are tagged "described". i do not tag fundraising posts as undescribed even if they aren't because i believe that they need as much exposure as possible and the images they include are usually secondary to the intent of the post.

feel free to look at my carrd that I haven't updated for a few years, lol

[farcillesbian]

[additional details: the dogs are all skinny with long faces and a couple ribs visible, likely greyhounds or whippets with slightly exaggerated proportions]

Anna Haifisch

[farcillesbian]

dyketorbjorn → zevbian

.... for now (may return to dyketorbjorn because it was fun tbh.)

pinning this post now so you all can see that it's still me, peach :)

[farcillesbian]

zevbian → dyketorbjorn until 01/07/2023

hiii it's me peach/riley - new pinned post because I temporarily changed my url for pride month lol

to celebrate overwatch pride event with my favourite character <3 (← he is joking)

[farcillesbian]

[id: two photos of a light brown whippet wearing a bright red PFD, perched on the back seat of a motorized pontoon boat, floating on a lake lined with pine trees. /end id]

Winston says remember to practice watercraft safety this summer! Wear a PFD when you're out on the water!

[farcillesbian]

hello everyone look at how cute and handsome Winston is ....

[image description: Winston, a light brown whippet, walking in the snow. he's got a knit blue and green turtleneck sweater on, and little black booties. he's putting his nose close to the camera, and you can see that his snout is covered in snow. /end description]

[farcillesbian]

the most dainty of dogs

[id: a photo of Winston, a light brown whippet, sitting in his dog bed with his front paws crossed over each other and looking straight at the camera. /end id]

[farcillesbian]

omg I was looking for a photo in my archives (couldn't find it) and I happened upon a bunch of photos of Winston the day we brought him home 😭😭😭😭

[farcillesbian]

Winston is so funny he literally gets zoomies from ice cubes on the floor

[farcillesbian]

winston is holding his toy so demurely while he observes the outside world through his window...

[id: two photos of Winston, a light brown whippet, sitting in a floral chair with plaid stripes. he's got two paws up on one of the arm rests, and one paw is on top of his long red toy holding it in place with his other paw next to it. in the first picture he's looking off to the right and in the second the angle has changed so that he's mostly facing the camera. /end ID]

[farcillesbian]

he found a stick today on his walk !!

[id: photo of a light brown whippet with white colouring on his muzzle. both his ears are perked up a little bit. there is a pink flush around his nose. he has a stick in his mouth about as long as his neck. he's wearing a grey ribbed knit sweater with a navy turtleneck and he's on a leash. /end id]

[farcillesbian]

did u all know the actual term for Winston's coat colour is red? I always call him light brown in descriptions cause it makes more sense to ppl but. that boy is a ginger