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the world is strange and big and beautiful and a lot of it statistically is bugs
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monza pole ring... you got me ill in the head
#jackson would pole and win we all know this#pixar cars#cars 3#cars#jackson storm#f1 au#ive been cooking and. monza is his second career win. fifth time on pole#his rookie season is like russian roulette: dont let people know your next move keep everyone guessing#monza also made me realize francesco should be in this au as the. only f1 car 馃槶#but thatd mean we got ferrari next to teams like fucking. dino and nitro lol#anyway you know he would be showing that thang off he would be so annoying about it#my art
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horror's crashout when he finds out in horrortale..... omg....... I CANNOT WAIT IM SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM LOSE HIS SHIT!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!!!!! he'd find out that EVERYONES been LYING TO HIS FUCKING FACE. FOR SEVEN YEARS!!!! SEVEN YEARS OF LIES!!!!! oh my god maybe this would be a betrayal even WORSE than undyne and alphys's because it comes from snowdin. it comes from PAPYRUS. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY CALM HIM DOWN FROM THIS WHAAAAT!!!!!
he probably thinks he's been doing all of this for a good righteous cause even though it sucks and he hates it. and then he finds out that all of the suffering and going against his own morals came from an impulsive spiteful choice???? dude HAS to kill someone in the crashout im sorry horror's tweak out has to be on the CORE incident levels of crazy
#the masses would riot if i talked about how i think ht paps and horror probably arent as close as they seem#as a result of his amnesia. but i'll keep that to myself......... for now#EUDGAHHGGHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO AWESOME I LOVE HORRORTALE#if mtt are going through a trying to find out eachothers backstories thing then horror would easily win#because he does not REMEMBER his backstory#oh shiiiiit FUCKKAHHAHSHHGHSGAHHAHAH#tricule rant#i mightve scoured it all but just in case i wanna do a couple more checking#juuuust in case :3#and then i can finally stop complaining about deleted horror content#because now I HAVE IT! i didn't ss any other images that werent horror related but idc#watch this be a part of like book 3 or something lmao#also SAS rbed a post of horror playing five finger filet#so now i can say with confidence that five finger filet is horrorkiller's game#just like how russian roulette is kist's :3
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Husk having once been an Overlord makes so much sense when you look at his character design. The Overlords are the sinners who own the most souls. They also have visual theming that communicates what their entire "deal" is. Carmilla is made of steel and points and she sells weapons. Valentino looks like a pimp and works in the porn industry. Alastor is a radio host. Presumably their jobs and specialties (or simple conquest) is also where they get most of the souls they own, like Valentino with Angel Dust.
But there's a gap in the line-up. Gambling. There's no Overlord with an obvious gambling motif like Husk has. Out of all the exploitative industries where people could end up signing their very souls away, gambling seems like the most obvious. So as the only character who looks like they could be running a bunch of casinos where people go so broke they end up betting their souls, which Hell has to have, it fits Husk very well.
#hazbin hotel#though the real question is why there hasn't been another Overlord coming from the gambling industry#since there has to be a lot of souls up for grabs there. or maybe there just isn't a single person with the monopoly Husk once had yet#with all those souls split between several different people so none have enough to qualify as an Overlord#and I have no doubt the people gambling their souls are trapped in contracts WAY more encompassing than Angel Dust's#or other soul contracts which seem to operate more like really binding and exploitative work contracts that people get tricked into#since someone desperate enough to gamble their soul is probably just going 'you win you own my soul' and no other stipulations#which also might explain my Alastor's contract on Husk seems so much more binding since Husk lost it gambling#also idk the cat-with-wings + card-and-roulette motif design doesn't quite fit bartender. but predatory casino owner? it's very good
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"Hooray! I have done a gamble."
#animated gif#animated gifs#gif#gifs#old advertisements#old ads#retro#vhs#one gamble please#roulette#80s#casino#you win#good job#I guess
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Dealer bouta become tumblr sexyman (gender neutral)
#Diversity win! The devil with a gun gambling with you goes by it/its!#buckshot roulette#the dealer#Dealer#tumblr sexyman
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redraw of my first buckshot roulette doodle hehe
#the dealer#buckshot roulette#pose inspo from smollmilly ^^#i just wanted to draw them out again...#as a condition in shepherd's contract is to play the game every night until he wins#(he couldve win the first time round if he didnt have...certain plans set#so now they play (and shepherd kinda becomes addicted to the game)#he wont say its his favorite part of the day but his ass is looking forward to it#lil freaky gay boy#oc x canon#smoresie.png
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Buckshot Roulette but with G-Man!
#buckshot roulette#half life#gman#gmod#garry's mod#tw suicide#tw guns#idk. trigger warnings just in case.#i saw vargskelethor joel play this game. looks a lot of fun if you like gambling#but my brain immediately went 'yo.. what if instead of the dealer there was the g-man'#my brain is utterly broken rn#also i'm really surprised that there's a buckshot roulette fandom on tumblr. i mean. i guess I shouldn't be surprised. but I still was lol#i also had a render with the gman being shot and dead on the table when you'd win the game or something#but i felt it looked a bit too gruesome haha#my stuff
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in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee
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misc stuff from the past couple days. something malicious is brewing
#oc arte#vile coke#oc; michael d眉wall#oc; ogilvie emerson#michael is literally playing buckshot roulette in real life#like a normal well adjusted person#and he鈥榮 always winning鉂わ笍#big dog is gobsmacked in love#let鈥榮 do ecstasy pills. together#it鈥榮 sooooo bad fucked up oooouugg guys#be normal#luc arte#getting into the swing of art after yet another week of travel
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"the endgame had never been finished" meaning......kinzo died before he could put this plan of his into motion?
#umineko liveblog#kinzo acted hastily and failed to 'win' over nanjo in the end#meaning that the Something was neither exposed or buried before he died#the 'rushed' part is giving me pause because what could kinzo have rushed?#unless of course he didn't plan on the 1986 family conference being the day he spun the demon's roulette#but then given Everything we need to read all post-prologue kinzo scenes as dubiously authentic#which. actually. this is all leading to a very worrying conclusion specifically about kinzo's role in the epitaph ritual#no tvs in the study........his chess game unfinished.....surely this doesn't actually mean what i think it's implying#because why else would these killings even happen and be involved with the epitaph succession riddle if not for kinzo#like this is obviously his machination but. the metaphors are doing a good job of distancing him#unless this is another way to clue in on the 'dead all along' thing which still hasn't been Actually Confirmed True#ie kinzo had other plans but died before he could amend them so genji is acting out the Kill Everyone part of his will instead#but that leaves the question of what kinzo's unfinished plan is and what the 'rushing' actually means. a lot to consider here........
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mtt playing poker but why would they bet with money thats soooo boring boo boo boo no they bet with increasingly worse and concerning things and its fun for some reason
oh theyd LOVE that shit istg. luck and bluff and tells and lies??? god who knows your own lies and deceit better than another version of yourself??? and yet picking up the other two's tells is oh so very hard because theyre not the same anymore than when they were all sans and sometimes they dont even know themselves so how could they pick up on a mirrored version's? it works out a lot more than they think
killer would have no disregard for what he bets. he plays unpredictably and sneakily. probably faking some emotion here and there to get the hasty (horror) confused and concerned about what he could do and then it turns out killer had a fucking ass hand yet he won??? BULLSHIT horror cries out!!!! but dust just picks up the cards on the ground and deals them again and they play another round. sometimes killer purposely loses. why? he dont know its just to throw a wild card into dust and horror's predictions and mayhaps for the reactions
dust is a dirty player he is a fucking CHEATER鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍 phantom paps are his eyes that he uses to spy on killer and horror's hands. would he need to even try anymore at that point when he could easily win every round? well yes because that wouldn't be a fun game and dust wants to have as much fun as he can in this game of lies. he pretends he doesn't know what horror and killer's hands are. they both know. theyre both more than aware of dust's cheating. and that's why their betting starts going against him specifically and then dust has to figure out how to bet them higher while also trying not to fuck himself over
horror's main thing is just to not get fucked over. goddamnit why did he agree to this he's not as open to getting hurt than dust or killer are!!! (but you still agreed anyways?) so he thinks he's the only one to have a real reason to win (because horror no wanna get hurty hurty owww owww painpainpain ouch!!!) maybe he gets too cocky and ends up betting too high because dust or killer had been losing and he wanted to take a chance. maybe that high bet was actually what got him to win?? it's all a game of chance of course and horror'll only show what he thinks after the round's done. when the cards are dealt and the stakes are up he'll just analyze the hell out of the two (don't YOU hate being analyzed??) and tap his fingers on the table over and over
their way of betting would be like: the winner gets to do whatever the other two said as their bets to the betters. like if dust loses and horror wins and he said he could get sucker punched horror is sucker punching the FUCK out of him. but these three argue they fight and bicker and throw gibes and taunts!!! how would they ever agree on what bets are higher and which are lower 鈦夛笍鈦夛笍鈦夛笍 to horror a bet of saying that he'd have to eat something could be like straight hell to him but killer and dust could just put the argument that it doesn't REALLY mean that much (they know it does to horror) and then force him to bet higher because cmon coward you can do better than that!!! dont you want to get some sort of revenge on us if you lose a previous round and win this one??? and other forms of logic like that 4 dust and killer
killer starts off with an absurdly high bet (because he would) like getting to mess with his soul or something. is he sure that dust and horror have losing hands? he doesn't know. and because killer has no form of limit for himself and that's already a high bar to set for dust and horror to reach (if they don't have good hands i think they'd probably want killer to bet lower. but would they tell him??) so damn it horror has to pull out some bullshit fucking bet like he'll allow himself to get hunted down by the two with every trap he's ever set on a human in horrortale (sooo much more psychological thinking and trickery going on without betting money and instead scenarios its SO FUN). and then could dust fold? does phantom paps say he should? it depends on the cards dust has (and what if he doesn't believe paps based on his own assumptions? (paranoid bitch)) and if he can't fold he has to match the bet or go higher and then he comes up with some bogus situation like ok i'll let you guys dress me up in my human's clothes and throw me in an au and have to do what they did (and OH GOD what about if they make a bet that the other 2 wouldn't actually want to do if they win??? if killer won that round with that as dust's bet would he want someone to reenact something similar to what his own human did and have to watch??????)
oops they just got another new set of scars from last week's poker night and another layer of trauma but why the hell are they sitting down at the table again??? idk man i'm just the dealer here trying not to get killed
#keep in mind i dont know a damn thing about poker 鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍#they match eachother's freak#guys gambling is bad just know that. the trio gamble with eachother 100% every interaction is a gamble#gambling is so them i will not lie. everything about them is so gambling coded. casino trio#its addicting and also something they hate. something that represents the worst trait of them that the indulge each time they interact#and yet the pull is there and its fun in the moment and there are moments where taking the gamble was worth it and they dont hate eachother#but the losses always overshadow the wins and just staying addicted isnt helping them at all. but addictions are hard#and theres still some more to win so for the time being why not bet all you have and give everything up to the other two?#UGHHH THIS IDEA IS SO FUN AND AMAZING I NEED THEM TO BECOME REAL SO I CAN WITNESS THIS#I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL CARDS OR HOW TO BE A DEALER BUT ID LEARN JUST FOR THIS SIGHT I WOULD I WILL IM GONNA no im not BUT STILL#can people actually turn into the mtt and try to reenact this because i actually would kill to see this sight live#worlds best poker game dare i say. the stakes are HIGH dare i say HIGH!!!!!#now dont forget about the other factors like previous rounds or sudden impulses or selfish goals or current moods#GOD EVERY NIGHT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN. i can understand the appeal of why they would keep playing even after all that#non violent bets. violent bets. bets of revenge bets to make motivations. the world is their oyster#this form of the trio's poker would be just a massive free for all of pushing boundaries and it all depends on luck#kist has russian roulette. horrorkiller has the knife game. mttpoly has trio poker. WHAT DOES HORRORDUST HAVE#you cant come up with terrible for themselves and eachother poker and put anybody but the trio in it#maybe nightmare's the dealer but tell me a single other utmv character that would play this???? NONE I SAY NONE!!!!!!#mtt are great bc their fanon nicer versions are so popular that i dont feel like shit when i either make them nice or evil#and eitherway canon or fanon their interactions are so much more interesting than anyone elses :333#the stars aligned three days ago and created three characters so perfect with eachother yet so terrible for eachother#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#sans au#utmv#bad sanses#tricule hc
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Mutuals I am very tired please tell all your other mutuals to have a good day from me ok
#(this is partially for that vent post earlier#instead of telling who i cant tell and it being awkward and weh i can just play roulette#also spreading positivity yayyyy win win)
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Horrifying Husk concept I can鈥檛 stop thinking about:
The most popular headcanon is that Husk committed suicide (which I really hope is true because I need that angst). And considering Husk is very obviously and horrifically depressed, while also growing up in a time where mental health awareness was Not a thing, I bet he was suicidal way before the attempt that actually ended him. Especially considering all his self-destructive behaviors.
Husk is also a gambling man. Who, in death, had no problem gambling with souls.
So imagine: What if Husk used to play Russian Roulette during his life? And what if he had won multiple times?
#bird chirps#I need to get this thought out of my head because its driving me MAD#That would be so fucked up but SO fucking cool#Just Husk having absolutely no regard for his life or the lives of others#So Russian Roulette would be a win win situation for him#Either he finally dies like he wants or gets to take all the shit from the dead person that agreed to play with him#And if Husk somehow had a way to cheat at it too? Like his poker games?#SHIT DUDE#Literally comsumed by this idea#hazbin hotel#hazbin husk#suicide mention
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IG ; jaydacheaves | 11:11馃枻
#jaydacheaves#jayda cheaves#jaydawayda#lil baby#st barths#caresha roulette#cardi b#yungmiami#diddy#kylie icons#travis scott#rihanna#asap rocky#celebrity#influencer#loriharvey#black girl aesthetic#black girls winning#black girl luxury#therealkylesister#dess dior#future#meek mill#nicki minaj#blackgirlbeauty
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