#willie loman 3000

[trasho-pando2011]

oughhh I love him

he's so sillay hehehe

[godteri-takk]

Now what in the world, that lovely handsome robot guy was surprising similar to Spamton, both in design and personality! Well... not VERY similar, but they got the same vibe. That's so fucking awesome!!! I love the way he talked, how sketchy and desperate and sly he was! Just like my dear Spamton UwU

I actually got kinda sad at the end, he got betrayed just like Spam :( He just sold too well 😔

crossposting this to tumblr too since twitter really liked it

[theothersideshowmel]

uhhh ill take 8 ❤️_❤️

[maskedriderbiocore]

Now's your chance to be a [Big Shot], Jimmy!

[meldoesthedraw]

who is that robot in your header asking about free samples, if you don't mind me asking? he looks so very familiar and it's going to haunt me bc i can't place him at all

ya sure! his name is Willie Loman 3000, he’s a salesman-bot invented by Jimmy Neutron

[compassioncurated-blog]

Donald Trump is not free

There was a brilliant New Statesman article this week about why we should pity Donald Trump. And we absolutely should. 

Donald Trump is nothing but Willy Loman in a $3000 suit. He is a man who has spent his life playing games; the game of being rich, the game of being powerful, the game of being famous. And he's been playing the games, not as an end in themselves, but because he thinks it’s going to set him free. 

I think that all the games we choose to play in life are disguises for what we all really want. We want to get free of whatever we’re clinging to. If we’re clinging to what other people think of us, then fame is a great game to play. If we’re clinging to being sexually desired, vanity is a great game to play. If we’re clinging to the idea that we are not enough, power is a great game to play. 

The problem is we - and Donald Trump is a great example of this - are never going to get free by playing the games. We just transfer our clinging from a fear lack of money to an accumulation of more and more. We transfer our clinging to the fear of loneliness to the idea that we can’t be without our partner. 

The moment that we start to think there is any quantifiable thing that is going to set us free - a better job, less time at work, a hotter wife - we just enter a different game. 

Freedom is something that can be felt in the darkest of times. People in prison can feel free. People who sit in the White House can be in prison. Becuase it’s not our circumstances that dictate our freedom. It’s our clinging to the way things we think should be. Responding to the actions of people like Donald Trump is a good chance to practice this. 

If we cling to the idea he is wrong and we are right, we have become part of his divisive rhetoric. Donald Trump acts divisively because he is clinging to his insecurities. The moment that we cling to the idea of him as an inherently bad force, he has enslaved us. He’s turned us from people who want to be free and help set others free, and he’s made us bitter and hateful. 

Donald Trump can take away abortion rights, he can take away LGBT rights, he can militarise our streets and build borders between us. But he doesn’t have the power to make us be hateful. He has only won if as a result of his actions we become violent, hateful and divisive. If we use his rhetoric to achieve results, he has won. Even if we get all our rights back, he has won because we lost what he can never take away; our freedom. 

[trasho-pando2011]

I unironically love him and barely anyone knows him

[ben-the-hyena]

HOLY SHIT. TO THE CREEPY LOOKS, DARKER MOTIVES, PUPPET MOUTH, BIG TEETH, CRAZY PERSONALITY AND GLITCHED WORDS I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED. TOBY FOX MUST HAVE TAKEN INSPIRATION FROM HIM

Now voice wise... I think he's too tame

But then I remembered a video that gave him Jim Carrey's Mask voice which is very VERY fitting, and I remember the French voice actor of that movie, Emmanuel Curtil, also voices that robot. AND his voice at times can sound like a Spamton fandub I really found fitting too

So French dub wise at least yes we do have a Jimmy Neutron robot fitting perfectly Spamton (2nd part of the video ; look how similar to the fandub it is)

crossposting this to tumblr too since twitter really liked it

[trasho-pando2011]

MORE PPL NEED TO KNOW ABT HIS EXISTENCE!!!!

oughhh I love him

he's so sillay hehehe

[trasho-pando2011]

there r like 6 people who know of this man's existence and that needs to change

oughhh I love him

he's so sillay hehehe

[trasho-pando2011]

self reblogging cuz he deserves to be seen

I unironically love him and barely anyone knows him

[terrific-togekiss]

I can't believe Kris is only two dollars.

Now's your chance to be a [Big Shot], Jimmy!

[terrific-togekiss]

@monkey-network

Now's your chance to be a [Big Shot], Jimmy!