#will smith and chris rock

[raptor1312]

"Keep White Lily Cookie’s name… OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"

"ARGH! WHY YOU LITTLE—!!!

….Oh, did I strike a nerve there?"

why did I do this

[bebe-benzenheimer]

[devonsawas]

DOGMA | 1999 ↳ Directed by Kevin Smith

[animentality]

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

The 90s Song Ever - Semifinals 1

You know how it goes - listen to both songs before voting (if you somehow haven't yet), and define "better" any way you wish!

[mysharona1987]

Will vs Brad.

All Will did was slap a guy who insulted his wife.

Which was stupid, but understandable.

Don’t know how you justify what Brad did.

[mieczyslawn]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ★ . . . when i was your (wo)man

[the-bus-called-graveyard-8]

Madagascar in Nickelodeon Magazine (part 1 of 4)

Madagascar was first featured in Nick Mag in the June/July 2005 issue, shortly after the film's May 2005 release.

Here we have the cover of the magazine, featuring Alex, Gloria and the Penguins

Next we have an ad for the tie-in video game

Finally we have a two-page spread featuring an interview with the main cast. Full transcription of the interview under the read more!

We talked to the stars of the new animated movie Madagascar. The film is about some animals from New York City's Central Park Zoo who suddenly find themselves stranded in the wilds of Madagascar, an island of the coast of southern Africa.

On-screen best friends and real-life pals Ben Stiller (near right, who plays Alex the lion) and Chris Rock (far right, who plays Marty the zebra) talked to us about their characters.

Nickelodeon Magazine: What is your character like? Ben Stiller: Alex is sort of the king of the Central Park Zoo. He enjoys being the main attraction and would be happy for things to always stay the same. Chris Rock: Marty is the adventurer of the group. He's not content in the zoo. He's the guy who asks, "What more could we be doing with ourselves?"

Nick Mag: Are you at all like your character? Ben: A little bit. [Like Alex,] I'm a New Yorker and a creature of habit. I like the comforts of home. And Alex is sort of an actor. He's a performer who has the self-delusional, self-involved thing that I think every actor can identify with. Chris: [Like Marty,] I always wanted to get away from where I grew up.

Nick Mag: What was the hardest thing about recording your lines? Ben: The time frame was crazy. It was like, "Wow, we're still doing this? They were serious about [this taking] four years?" At one point, I felt like all I ever said was "Marty!" Literally, for years. Chris: "Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?" How many times did I say that?

Nick Mag: Do you ever feel caged up, like you're in a zoo? Ben: Sometimes, when you're not happy on a movie set, it can be like that. Chris: Yeah, movies can be like that. Ben: I remember doing a movie once where, on the first day of rehearsals, I realized, "Uh-oh, this is not good." And I had four months to go.

Nick Mag: Did you do research for your role? Ben: I ate a bowl of Frosted Flakes because of Tony the Tiger, and then I realized I was playing a lion and that I was really off.

Nick Mag: Favorite movie snack? Ben: I'm a big M&M's guy—peanut or plain. Chris: Popcorn and Raisinettes, but I wish they served banana cream pie!

We got the skinny on Jada Pinkett Smith's big character, Gloria the hippo.

Nickelodeon Magazine: What is your character like? Jada Pinkett Smith: She's like the mother of the gang. She wants to make sure that everybody is happy and taken care of.

Nick Mag: Are you anything like her? Jada: I have a real loyalty to my friends, just like Gloria does.

Nick Mag: Was the recording process hard? Jada: It was pretty challenging. You have to be really patient. You don't have the other actors there, there are no props, and you don't know what the scene looks like. It's just you and some paper with words on it.

Nick Mag: Do you have any pets? Jada: I have three dogs and a cat. And I'm about to get three more dogs!

Nick Mag: Do you like the outdoors? Jada: You have to be very cautious, but I love the wild. My intention for the next couple of years is to do more camping and go whitewater rafting in the Grand Canyon.

Nick Mag: Are you freaked out by nature at all? Jada: Not at all. Insects are the only things that kind of freak me out, but I can get used to them.

Nick Mag: Favorite movie snack? Jada: I usually do a mixture of popcorn and Goobers. Now I want some!

David Schwimmer talked to us about his character, Melman the giraffe.

Nickelodeon Magazine: What is your character like? David Schwimmer: Melman is a hypochondriac. he's afraid of almost everything and needs a lot of attention.

Nick Mag: Are you at all like him? David: I'm the opposite. My character couldn't be happier having bars around him so that nothing can get in. Personally, I'd go crazy. I'm low maintenance. I like not having a routine. Also [unlike Melman], I have to be forced to go to the doctor.

Nick Mag: What other kind of animal would you like to play? David: A black panther. There's something powerful and mysterious about it. It's got those green eyes and the sleek black coat. It would also be fun to be a water creature, like a dolphin. [Zelda the roving reporter: You're already a good Schwimmer.]

Nick Mag: Do you ever feel like you're in a zoo? David: I waited tables for seven years at restaurants where I felt like that. I also had a crummy job working in a tiny room in the business center of a hotel in Chicago in a suit and tie from six AM to six PM.

Nick Mag: Do you have any pets? David: I don't. I travel too much. But I had many animals growing up—dogs, a lizard, turtles. I love turtles. Their only protection is hiding—I love that about turtles.

Nick Mag: Favorite movie snack? David: There's no substitute for good, fresh popcorn.

[fansofcolor]

Serena Williams' father, Richard, defends Will Smith over Oscars slap and says he doesn't feel sorry for Chris Rock: 'It's time for everyone to forgive Will Smith'

[geekynerfherder]

'Dogma' by James Goodridge.

[icedsodapop]

It's been 2 years and comedians are still taking the piss out of Will Smith for slapgate. They never stop talking about slapgate becos it lends credibility to their weird victimhood/martyr complex.

I find this so hypocritical. If asshole comedians are so afraid of being bitchslapped by their audience members, maybe they should stop joking about domestic abuse victims. 🙄

[schirs77]

Leite vs. Uva | Milk vs. Grape😂

O leite e o vinho estavam em meio a uma acalorada discussão. O leite diz:

- Vinho, você é mau. Embebeda as pessoas e as mata de cirrose. Eu, pelo contrário, só dou saúde para todo mundo!

O vinho, que parece só viver para provocar o leite, responde:

- Tudo bem, mas tem uma coisa: a minha mãe é uma uva e a tua é o quê?

* * *

Milk and wine were in the midst of a heated discussion. Milk says:

- Wine, you are evil. It gets people drunk and kills them with cirrhosis. I, on the contrary, only give health to everyone!

The wine, which seems only to live to provoke the milk, responds:

- Okay, but there's one thing: my mother is a grape, and yours is what?

[sludgedfactory]

ੈ✩‧₊˚ hellooo welcome to my blog !! i mostly reblog or post about music or maybe tv shows and films.. more about me.. ↓

— i’m 17,, a leo if that matters umm Epic

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[are-we-really-doing-this]

This is the best religious comedy of all time and I will not be taking questions.