#will in the last gif is like 'aw that's nice...wait what?' xD

[rocktheholygrail]

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[destinygoldenstar]

🌟THE JELLO HAS BEEN EXPOSED🌟 - Total Drama Viewer Reacts to Disventure Camp Season 3 Episode 5 “The Turbulent Triathlon”

Get out of the picture, Yul. How dare you.

I wish this turned out better. Honestly. It's a bit lacking compared to the others.

But come on, since when has Yul ever been a quality character?

Enjoy the reaction.

Villains Alliance is such a lame name for this.

We need a better name.

If you have a better name in mind, tell me.

Oliver gets thrown out of a plane, as usual.

We haven't actually seen much of Oliver. I'm starting to think he's dead XD

NOOOOO!!!

NOT THE CHICKEN!!

THAT CHICKEN WAS CUTE, COME ON.

I know this is something they do in Survivor. But there's a reason you get clotheslined by a clothesline for it.

"Sorry ma'am, we're just tired of eating fruits."

Hey, fruit is good man!

Such evil behavior.

Who are the villains again?

"Camp life has been good recently. Tom's been extremely helpful! Guess cops make good survivalists as well."

Aw, look at these two getting along!

Jake butts in the confessional like "THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT BEING HAPPY?! I'M DYING OVER HERE! ALL I HAVE IS FISH!!!"

I noticed the camps are in different locations. The Yellow Team is near the beach. The Cyan Team is more in the woodlands. And the Pink Team has a bit of both with a nice lake area.

Or, sorry MAGENTA Team.

That's a weird thing to name a team.

Magenta Team. Magenta Team. Magenta Team. Magenta Team.

I guess it has a ring to it.

"Wait... you want to kill it?!"

TELL EM GABBY!!!

I knew she would be against this.

"Well yeah. How else would we eat it?"

"WELL FUCK ALL Y'ALL! I'D RATHER YOU EAT ME!"

"We can keep her and name her Freckles."

Awwww, yes!

Yes, please do that!

Cyan Team should have a pet.

"Why don't we vote an see what the majority wants to do?"

A smart Ellie decision?

Wow.

The smartest thing Ellie has ever done. And it's regarding a CHICKEN.

OH YOU SUCK TESS! REALLY?!

COME ON! LET THE CHICKEN LIVE!

NOOOOOOO

"Sorry Gabs. Why don't we go get some fruit?"

"Let's go set up a clothesline. That'll be a 10/10 prank to pull on Tom. Just for you, babe."

"I would've voted to eat the chicken, but I didn't want Gabby to feel ostracized."

Oh come on.

Well at least you're supportive of your girlfriend I guess.

#JUSTICEFORFRECKLES

"Where's Ally and Hunter?"

"Taking a nap in the tent."

"Hope the lovebirds keep it PG in there."

😳

OHOHOHOHOOOOOOO...

OH MY GOD NO.

THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY XD

OH GOD.

"We... were thinking about the alliance you offered."

"Ashley and I talked and... well... we want to take you up on that offer."

Really?

That is interesting.

Cause I would've thought they would all band to get her out.

"If you're out, it'll come down to a tie between us two against Hunter and Ally."

OH THAT'S TRUE.

That's actually smart.

"And what's stopping you from using me now and throwing me away when I'm no longer useful?"

Nothing.

XD

I'm gonna be honest there.

"To be honest, nothing."

Even they said that XD

Oh poor Fiore.

"I need to get Hunter and Fiore on the same page. Otherwise, we're toast! I'm not letting history repeat itself."

Hey, at least you learned from last time.

Where are these guys?

"Though, you might see the occasional hair on your plate if you're rude like me!"

Oh that's gross.

Hate that.

"Oliver? Wha- why would you take orders from him?"

"He helped me through some rough times. I owe him a lot."

Yeah. He did. Bless.

Also good to know he's not dead.

GET YOUR ARMS OFF OF HIM!!!

"Oh don't worry! You'll have plenty of time to decompose in a retirement home when you're out of the game!"

"Uh, you voted for me, idiot!"

GET YUL OUTTA HERE.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT.

And honestly, I BLESS whoever did vote for you.

"It was me. I voted Yul."

😲

OH. MY GOD.

QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEEEEEENNNN.👑

BLESS HER.

BLESS THIS WOMAN.

"For my next showing, I will vote Yul. Every time I can. Yul is such a bad villain nobody wants him around. He don't deserve to be in this alliance."

NO RIYA YOU'RE TOO GOOD!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EVIL!!!

"Lately, I've been getting on his nerve, and I wanted that negative attention on someone else."

OH. OH I GET THAT.

So she shortens a target on her back, cause attention will be on Yul to go once Connor is gone.

GIRL. YOU ARE TOO SLAY FOR THIS GAME. 💅

AND I HATE YUL, SO OF COURSE I LOVE YOU FOR THIS.

SHE DID THIS FOR ME.

"Sorry Connor. You've become my meat shield, and it's too late to turn back now."

"Hey, I warned you. I had the decency to at least give you that much."

"It's also satisfying to see Yul a bit paranoid for once."

👑

Yes. Yes it is.

WE LOVE THE YUL TORMENT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.

I love Riya bullying Yul. It fills me with joy.

OOOOOOOOOHHHH

Is she gonna expose them?

THEY GET EXPOSED ALREADY?! DAMN.

OKAY CONNOR GETS TO DO STUFF! 👏

YAY! CONNOR'S RELEVANT TO THE PLOT!!!!

OKAY HE CRUSHED THAT! LET'S GO!

"Hey guys, we got mail! Someone left us a note!"

"Wait, the postal service delivers all the way out here?"

😂😂😂

😂😂😂

*CHOKING FROM LAUGHTER*

😂

OH MY-

😂

*Fanning myself from tears*

OH MY GOD...

😂

HIS FACE.

😂😂😂

I'M SORRY.

I'M SO SORRY!!!

THAT HAD NO RIGHT BEING AS FUNNY AS THAT WAS!!

😂

OH MY GOD 😂

Oh my god I need to calm down...

That has to be the hardest I've laughed from Disventure Camp EVER.

I-I have to watch it again. I have to.

"Hey guys, we got mail! Someone left us a note!"

"Wait, the postal service delivers all the way out here?"

I don't even know why that gets me. Maybe cause I'm laughing too hard to think and get the joke.

Oh my god that's good. XD

"'This note is for members of the Magenta Team and Cyan Team. I am issuing a warning. You must act now while there's still time.'"

OH SHIT SHE IS EXPOSING THEM.

"'If you're reading this, it means I was voted out at last nights elimination.'"

"N-no! S-she... s-she... she can't be gone already!"

OH NO JAKE!! OH SWEETIE!!

That was only person he had left in this world!! AWWWW💔

Told you he would be devastated.

"'Riya, Alec, Grett, Yul, Ellie, and Fiore have formed a secret villains alliance. I heard their plans myself.'"

"'The six of them plan to take control at the merge.'"

"'To achieve this, they will do anything to create problems amongst the rest of you.'"

"'Do not fall for their plans. Take them out before it's too late. Good luck. Signed, Miriam.'"

OH SHIT.

THEY'RE EXPOSED ALREADY?!

What are they gonna do now?!

THERE'S AN ACTUAL THREAT!! THERE'S ACTUAL HIGH STAKES!!!

Aaaaannnnd this is where Fiore goes.

RIP.

"That old lady is obviously senile!"

"Don't you dare call her that!"

YEAH JAKE AIN'T HAVING YOU INSULT MIRIAM.

"I mean, how could we even form that alliance when they're on the other team? Huh? Use your brains!"

I mean... true. It's kinda faulty thinking on their part.

"You are a grown man fighting with a child!"

FR FR.

All Hunter's been doing so far is bully the child.

I hope Allyson and Hunter NEVER have kids.

"You really are a piece of work, Ellie! First you get out Lake, then you're a traitor to your own team?!"

YEP.

ELLIE IS ALSO FUCKED.

GEE, IF ONLY YOU HAD A GIRLS ALLIANCE THAT INCLUDED LAKE SO YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO JOIN THE VILLAINS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

"Let's just all calm down!"

Aw poor Tess.

Tess really is just the glue holding this team together at this point.

"But it's not out of character for you! Dividing people and secret alliances?! Anything for money, right?"

OOF.

OH THAT HURT.

WOOF.

Also Tom should know.

"If this were all true, Ellie would have told me! Right, Ellie?"

OH GIRL.

OH GABBY.

OH NO.

OH NO.

Poor Tess.

Tess is just being completely unheard on her team.

"Our team is in shambles, but I don't blame Aiden and Tom for blowing up. The Ellie I've come to know these last few days is way different than the chill person I met in college."

Game do be like that.

AGAIN, IF ONLY ELLIE HAD A GIRLS ALLIANCE THAT COULD PROTECT HER HERE.

"They might work together!"

"Fiore was literally just exposed. That makes no sense!"

I kinda get both sides though.

Cause what really is better for the game here? Keeping a member of this threatening alliance around? What if you potentially don't lose till merge? Twice? Let alone once?

On the other hand, if you get rid of her, you leave yourself vulnerable to a tie.

Damn. I don't know what the correct option is here.

"You want to get farther in this game? We need Fiore on our side, and you are sabotaging our chances!"

"Jeez, it's always me that messes up huh? Always me that has to admit when I'm wrong. Like you're an angel."

You both suck.

XD

Crazy I'm saying that cause I liked them decently enough last season.

They weren't my favorites, but I liked them.

It's crazy how I'd much rather watch Jake hallucinate getting cucked than these two fighting.

Like I want to know what's going on there and why Tom is acting the way he is.

These two are just pissing me off cause they KNOW how to communicate usually. (At least there's a reason for the boys to have this issue)

What the hell is happening here?

"This is our chance to prove ourselves, for people to see us in a better light!"

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

THE AUDIENCE CAN'T HELP YOU!

"Why do you care so much about what everyone thinks of you? Does it matter that I see so much more than some idiots online?!"

FR.

"You never listen Hunter! You make everything worse. That's all you ever do!"

Go get therapy. Both of you.

Like, you're both awful. But for different reasons.

OH.

OH HE FEELS BAD.

Is he just trying to look out for her but is coming up with the wrong plan?

"Magenta and Cyan Team, getting your first look at the new Yellow Team."

Jello Team?

I heard Jello Team.

*rewinds*

No she said Jello.

SCREW IT. YOU CAUSED THIS.

IT'S JELLO TEAM NOW.

THE JELLO ALLIANCE!

"I feel horrible for Miriam. I know she was super excited to play again."

Awwww 💔

I can never be upset with Jake and Miriam. They are precious.

You probably don't deserve a hug. But screw it.

Oh they're bringing back a Season 2 challenge. That's cool!

I think Total Drama All Stars did this too. Where they just reused challenges from previous seasons but with a twist. Like, Paintball Deer Hunter but with leeches.

I mean they didn't do a good job with the concept. Still.

OH GOD THEY BROUGHT BACK THE THOUSAND FOOT DROP TOO!

Trevor's like "Ha... ha ha... great... nice knowing y'all."

"I was a little tempted to ask the Yellow Team about the legitimacy of the villains alliance-"

IT'S THE JELLO ALLIANCE.

THEY HAVE TEA PARTIES WITH JELLO AS A CLUB OUTING.

"Guess it's time to use my police academy training, and figure out what they're up to!"

Ooh. Tom's gonna intervene?

I mean, everyone knows, so idk how good spying is when there's nothing to spy on. But sure.

Let Tom do some police spy stuff.

"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE DISGRACE OF THE NAME OF JELLO! AND BIGGOTRY, A COUPLE OF MURDER ATTEMPTS, AND CROSS TEAMING RESPECTIVELY!"

"And... where do you stand?"

"We have to get her out."

Oh.

Jake having friendly interactions with some of his teammates...

Huh. Not on my bingo card at all.

OP-

THAT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT.

"Hunter, a-are you alright?"

Oh wow he actually stopped to check on him.

"Awwwww, did someone have a little tumble? Eat my dust, loser!"

*Proceeds to throw a tumble weed at his face*

WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR DUST PLAIN OR SEASONED?

"Same old guy."

Yeah, facts.

"That was a little funny, but don't you think you were too harsh on him? He already lost his bike."

Oh wow. Grett's not as shitty as she used to be.

I mean I loved Grett's shitiness, I'm just shocked. I thought she would be all over that.

"That's the point. Kick em while they're down to ensure defeat."

I'm sure that won't end poorly.

(This GIF cracks me up XD)

"Being mean and controlling didn't exactly end well for me last time."

Grett redemption arc?

Is this what I'm hearing right now? She learned from her mistakes?

Is that what they're doing with her character?

Let's go???? Grett redemption arc???

"Who are you, my mother? Quit trying to tell me what to do!"

SHE'S TRYING TO HELP YOU.

"Well next time, if you want your opinion, I'll ask!"

"Which will be never! UGH, who gave women rights?!"

"You've got to get rid of those thunder thighs."

WHAT THE-

PERMISSION TO KILL THIS BITCH?

HER THUNDER THIGHS ARE BEAUTIFUL! FUCK YOU!!

"He knows that's a sore spot for me..."

I'm kinda worried for Grett now.

I don't want to assume SOMETHING, but if her own boyfriend body shames her, then shit.

Idk, she SAID she was losing weight for herself. How much of that is the truth??

"Thank god Miriam is gone."

Of course Ellie is happy.

"I wasn't responsible for it, but screw it. REVENGE FEELS GREAT!"

"Three million bucks is on the line. If you're not stressed, you don't belong here."

Yeah, I can see that being on Ellie's mind cause she's in poverty.

In her mind, she needs that money more than anyone else.

Which, you know, might be true actually.

I get her motive. I do.

As much as I dunk on Ellie, I actually do like her as a character and I do find her motives and her story arc interesting and compelling.

Just, you know, think your plans through.

"If I win, I won't need to hold down two jobs to pay for college."

You know how SHIT college bills are?

The majority of people who go to college get student debt they can never recover from.

I got lucky. My family refused to let me pay for college myself.

OH HE HAS TO CARRY HIS BIKE XD

Poor guy.

"Let's go! There's no time to waste, Tess!"

No let Tess talk with her bae! That's what she came here for.

Oh no.

He just looks sad now. The anger is just gone.

He just looks sad looking at it.

Tom doesn't want you anymore.

🎵"Don't wish. Don't start. Wishing only wounds the heart."🎵

🎵"There's a girl I know. He loves her so. I'm not that girl."🎵

I AM SO SORRY FOR THE WICKED JOKES.

"Just hold onto me while I swim."

"I HEARD THAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT EXACTLY, TOM?!"

"NOTICE ME DAMMIT!!!"

"Alright, but I want to try and do this myself first."

Aiden character development! Let's go!

I like their friendship. It's so wholesome.

You know, aside from the elephant in the room.

"Over this past year, me and James took gliding lessons Cute, right?"

Awww.

"Well, we did it mostly to help me overcome the trauma from last seasons final. I still don't love heights, but... those lessons have helped me overcome that fear."

Oh that's so sweet! I love that!

I love what they're doing with Aiden so far. It's so nice!

And as I said that he's already on Tom's back.

I hope Jake isn't watching that.

"I guess being a lifeguard could be my... plan C!"

"Hahaha! Cause I suck at all my jobs?"

"Hey... is Jake mad at you or something?"

OH HE NOTICED.

"He's been eyeing us for awhile, and not in a friendly way."

"Who's Jake?"

"The guy in pink. He looks like Ladybug, but a guy."

"I don't know him."

"But I thought-"

"I don't know anything about him. Nope. Never talked to him in my life."

"Don't worry, I'm planning on talking to him."

Are you? *Not convinced*

"Fine! I've been avoiding Jake."

Oh finally you fess up to it!

"I feel burned by what happened on our season and... whatever. I need to look forward."

Oh yeah...

I said it could be that, but that just confirms it.

It does have to do with that. Cause I know that hurt both of them so much.

And Tom's already moved on, it seems like. So it's a bit hard to confront your past.

BTW, I do know about these Greetings existing.

Currently, as I am reacting to the show, I do not care about these.

Whatever information is said in these is irrelevant to me at the moment.

Because for me, the REALLY vital stuff should be IN THE SHOW.

I'm sure they're great. But in terms of my exposure to them: NOT RIGHT NOW.

Y'all just chilling here?

Nothing better to do?

"Friendships can't be trusted in this game."

In terms of Alec, yeah.

In terms of Jake, YOU were the one that broke that.

"With all do respect, you don't know him like I do. I can decide that for myself."

POP OFF TESS!

She has a backbone! She knows what she's doing!

"I'm tired, Tess."

"Of the game?"

"Of Ally."

Oh shit.

"Ever since last season, a ton of haters started coming to her streams and raiding her social media, leaving nasty comments."

For literally no reason. Like seriously WHAT DID SHE DO???

I still don't get this. She didn't have this issue before? Really?

It's the Internet. You're gonna get haters.

I'm getting hate comments, but you don't see me being a bitch to anyone about it.

EVER HEARD OF BLOCKING?

"I don't blame her. People online are cruel."

I guess, but I feel like Allyson is more mature than that.

She has a Twitch Career! She has way more social media presence and impact than I could dream of!

"Ally seems to have this thing where... she needs to be liked above all else, and... when people are mean, she can't brush it off like the rest of us."

THAT IS NOT HOW ALLYSON WAS CHARACTERIZED LAST SEASON.

THAT'S WHY I'M NOT BUYING IT.

Like, I WOULD buy it if she WAS characterized like that before. But she wasn't.

"She acts confident, but I can tell that she's hurting inside."

So Hunter does care about her.

He just is really bad at it.

Awww.

"You have to let me win, Riya!"

She can't help you! She's on the other team!

Cross teaming does not work.

"We've been exposed. Everyone knows about the villains alliance!"

"Miriam sent out a letter to the other teams. My entire team found out this morning!"

"But... wait, that's not possible. Miriam was sitting at camp all afternoon before elimination."

Put the pieces together.

"Sorry kid, but I want the reward."

RIYA!

COME ON!

I mean I get it, cross teaming don't work. But at least piggyback her!

"For my next showing, I am undoing the crosses of the cross teaming that is crossing the line with the exposure of the crossing! And now the crossing is out of hand and we have a lose lose scenario!"

NO RIYA THAT'S A TONGUE TWISTER!

"Don't worry! I'm like a bullet train!"

OOP.

AND NOW YOU LOSE.

"I HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED! I SHOULDN'T HAVE UNDERESTIMED THE GABBY! DAMMIT!! MY EGO!!!"

"Your team will have a portable shower and soaps delivered to your camp!"

"Yes! That's exactly what I wanted!"

Of course you do XD

"I am SO SICK of catching colds! I want my next showing to be HOT! And clean!"

Of course Riya wants luxury. I love her.

And Fiore is screwed.

"Hey, fellow Jellos?? Yeah... I got some bad news for ya. The kid's a bit... yeah..."

"Why the hell did you not help her?"

"Look at how we set this up, man! If the Jello Team loses, one of us goes home! If the Cyan Team loses, one of us goes home! If the Pink Team loses, one of us goes home! DID YOU NOT THINK THAT THROUGH? AT THE VERY LEAST I WON Y'ALL A SHOWER!"

"Is it that shocking? We trusted Fiore to win a challenge for us."

Yeah, why did you guys put her at the end?

"Hopefully the team finally realizes who really needs to go."

I don't know what the best move is here, actually.

I don't think they're gonna get rid of Hunter or Allyson though. They have a plotline.

Oh we're just going right into it! DAMN! OKAY!

It's gotta be Fiore, right?

They're not gonna get rid of the other two yet.

"First vote..."

The long pause.

Fiore?

'FIORE'

Yep. She's gone.

'FIORE'

She is gone.

'HUNTER'

That's Fiore's handwriting.

'HUNTER'

OH!

OH MY GOD?!

WAIT ARE THEY ACTUALLY-?!

😲

MY JAW IS DROPPED.

OH MY GOD THEY ACTUALLY DID IT!!!

I DIDN'T THINK THEY WOULD!

HOLY SHIT, I THOUGHT HUNTER WAS GONNA STAY LONGER! HE HAD A PLOTLINE WITH ALLYSON!

THAT WAS A BLINDSIDE!

"Do y'all just hate winning challenges?!"

"Yes. Yes we do."

"I'm sorry dude, but we did what was best for our game."

Which is pretty fair.

I feel like both options help you.

On top of that Hunter is... kind of a merge beast.

"What's the point of a goodbye? I'm probably joining you soon anyway..."

Yeah, I'm shocked by this.

I thought these two were in it for the long run and we'd have to deal with their relationship drama the whole time.

But no. They dropped it in Episode 5.

Especially since the promotional stuff and the intro emphasized them fighting. You'd think that'd mean that's a major plot point.

But NO.

I'm shocked.

"Hey now. The Ally I know wouldn't give up on a game like that."

Awww.

See? He cares about you.

Awwww.

At least they made up.

XD

YEAH SUFFER BITCH. YOU DON'T GET BEAUTY SLEEP.

Oh?

What are you doing here?

Cliffhanger. Great. Love that. /s

Idk, I feel like that make up was bit rushed.

THEY WON ME OVER A BIT AT THE END THERE THOUGH.

I mean I get it, but also both of them just don't feel like the same characters from Season 2, ya know?

Shock to the system hearing that from me, cause you all know I love the messy characters at this point. But like, the ones I like are consistent, ya know? They were characterized and set up in their respective seasons to be that way, so it makes sense.

Hunter and Allyson are chill people. Idk.

Not saying they can never argue, but both of them have shown to be so calm under pressure in Season 2. And here they aren't.

They had targets on their backs ALL MERGE, and yet they were so calm under that amount of pressure!

I'm still not seeing the vision of what they're doing with Allyson.

Maybe with Hunter gone, she will, ya know, be more tolerable.

She's not completely pissing me off yet though. Still.

It's not that stress over hate comments is unrelatable or anything. I was pretty heavily emotionally abused from where I used to live myself. That can make you hot tempered. But she's not emotionally abused, it's Internet people that can't hurt her.

If anyone remembers when I used to hate on Dhar Mann (I still do), I actually got very nasty comments ALL THE TIME. And it led to me having anxiety attacks for two weeks straight.

But that was the worst reaction I ever got to an Internet comment, and that took two weeks time. Every other time since that I'm over it in like a day.

Even with hate comments I get sometimes, I'm over it in about an hour and it doesn't phase me anymore.

So... I HAVE been where she is. But it does not make sense to me that her type of character would have that issue.

It just kinda feels like "Hey look at her! She's relatable! SYMPATHIZE!"

Relatability does not equal a good character. It does not get points from me.

I do not relate to Grett or her struggles at all. This stuff never happened to me. But I still stan her. I especially do NOT relate to Riya at all! It would be very concerning if I did. But look at me still liking her.

I'm for her being an underdog on her team. If that's what the plan is.

She can gravitate towards her teammates, minus Fiore. I can see that happening.

If this team loses again, Fiore is gone. 100%. There is literally no reason for any of them to keep her longer than that.

I am willing to give Allyson's story a chance. It's only Episode 5. She can still win me over!

I DO NOT HATE HER. (YET.) I DON'T WANT TO. I WANT TO LIKE HER.

Unfortunately the Jello Alliance is exposed to everyone. Yes I'm calling them the Jellos cause it's funnier than 'the villains'.

I think they're gonna be okay though. Fiore won't be, but aside from that. It just seems like such a big deal and it's being established as this major threat that it can't just be dropped a few episodes in.

That doesn't make any sense to me, anyway.

Jello is important. They're gonna be important.

RIP Fiore. You are royally fucked.

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Helooo! My name is Bell :D✨🌌

I just want to say that I absolutely loveeeee- And I mean LOVEEEE your DCA Fairy AU! X3💕

I believe when I first heard or saw this AU, it was back in September. Though I didn't think of it as much but it was usually in my FYP, so it was always nice to see it (even though I had no idea what the story was about)

And I guess one day, I got curious (and also most of the DCA fanfic I was reading at the time weren't updated loll) So I decided to check out the AU and let me tell you. I was in awe...

Like the plot was so interesting, the character design were so unique and felt very in line with the characters for a AU. The art itself was always expressive, even it was a simple art piece but even when it was simple, it was still literally able to showcase so much emotion (especially during the flashback scene with eclipse and the interaction between lunar and moon X3)

But it doesn't even end there! I had discovered only RECENTLY!! That there's also AO3 stories of this AU. And of course I had to go read all of it! >:) Though I haven't exactly finished reading all the stories (I'm currently on the Archive of the Celestial Fairies, on the second last chapter :D👍✨) I'm already drawn into the stories you had written.

L-like literally, I just love it so much! Andddd! I get to read more into the characters! (i legitimately have so many theories right now >:3✨🌌) I literally just don't know what to say XD I just love it X3✨💕

Soooo! All I have to say is...

Thank you for creating this AU! It was definitely something I adore so much this few days (also back when I barely knew much of this AU loll), it's such a beautiful and well planned out story plot! 🥺💕✨ And I can't wait for more of this AU! >:)✨

Also honestly, I might check out your other AU's too cause I can loll XD

(apologies for the absolute long message :'))

Anyways! I hope you have/had a great day! >:D ✨🌌🦅🧚‍♀️

SDFGJSKJHGGBVC

THANK U!!!!! QwQ

[grigori77]

Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 51

The ep title is The Apogee Solstice ... it's here, it's official, no more build up ...

Eight years of this shit and NOW Matt is starting to break down from sheer wear ... TBH we know how he feels.

Another truly awful and thoroughly annoying advert from Sam ... "Are these testimonials completely fabricated? YES!!!" Oof ... and Sam starts to break down too before the end, just like always. And Matt does a necessary disclaimer ... as he should after ANYTHING Sam says.

Oh my GODS Laura you sound SOOOO bad, sweety! Get you some hot lemon and honey pronto! Good thing Liam's here with a suspect Jester impression.

"So, last we left off ... Sam found a bunch oh hands ..." XD

Yes! Beau and Caleb are here! Zoinks!

Oh, so we're on the ship first ... okay ... and Sam is NOT ready ... Travis: "You've had a whole week to think zbout it." Meanwhile Fearne is busy just POLISHING ...

Ira is just getting strange on us and I don't like it at all ... FCG is being really smart trying to get s read on him right now ...WOW he's got seriously flowery in his dreams of vengeance ... FCG: "What's your five year plan?" Oh boy ...

Ira: "Friends complicated things." The Nightmare King's solution to worry ... hmmm ...

Laura doesn't want to get any messages right now. Laura: "Don't wear me out!" Yeah ... so Letters contacts Orym instead. Oh yeah, the aeormaton? Good point.

Fearne (to FCG): "I trust YOU. I don't trust the coin."

Yup. 2 free rerolls with the Potion of Possibility. Handy but only so much ... wait, is this like Harry drinking the Liquid Luck?

COME ON guys, Ira is TOTALLY gonna leave Xandis on the ship to die. This is so dumb ... oh yeah, I am TOTALLY with Xandis here, he CANNOT trust this creature ... 23 on an insight check and SAM gets a whisper? Marisha has to scramble for a plug ... no, it's just a really SHORT whisper then. Almost like a yes or no, you might say ...

Fearne: "What I need you to do is DESTROY." Ira: "Oh I will." Yeah ...

Xandis drinks the other Potion ... yup ...

A missing lens? Ooooooh ... now THAT is interesting ...

Ira: "That way! And don't get lost!" Fearne: "Oh, I wasn't aware that was a possibility."

Oh yeah, they are DEFINITELY gonna get lost in this shit ... 27? Oh that is a FUCKING NICE ROLL there Ashley! Yes!

Crap ... Chetney's not got another wolf-out available after this? Shit ... TAKE A LONG REST MAN!!! LONG REST!!!

Nuts ... trouble? Not good, not good ...

Ashton: "Chickpeas means punch someone? Okay."

Laudna's creepy mind hissing doesn't give her away? That's interesting.

Oh yeah, these two look both fancy and potentially messy ... hmmm ...

MORE new arrivals? Oh, it's FCG and Fearne ... phew! Letters, just chill! XD Fearne: "Who do we know that has a twang?" Oh my gods this is a hilarious mess ...

Orym: "Ira's a Fey sociopath!" FCG: "Well that's a bit judgy." Orym: "I'm not being judgy, he's a Fey sociopath!"

Oh, the other lens they fixed? Smart!

Trying to fix the aeormaton ... seriously, is this even gonna work? Does FCG have the first clue what to do here?

"Fucking pigeons in a sandstorm ... desert pigeons."

Whoa ... Holy FUCK is he actually gonna be zble to make this work? Crazy ... FCG: "I'll have to do surgery on myself!" Um ... what? Hooooo ... wow, nice ... FCG IS NOW A SUPERBOT!!! THAT IS AWESOME!!!

Orym: "This us what all that time with the wooden feet was for, Letters!" FCG: "I know, but this is different!"

Nice! Short rest achieved!

Somebody don't fit ... hmmm ... Fearne is willing to go outside? Might not be that smart ...

Ooof ... Travis ripping the piss about Beau and Caleb ... meanwhile Orym calling Caleb a "magic daddy"? This is getting SOOO meta right now ... XD

Sam: "Matthew, how do I see?" Travis: "You the the glasses off." LOL

Orym trying to hide in plain sight in this thing's hand is a really bad idea ...

Matt: "It's a bit of a clown car circumstance." No shit!

Imogen is a little girl leading round a big robot ... "Full Bioshock." Cute.

Ashton(to Imogen): "Ticking clock, one hour, and if you hear from us sooner, call in the Ashari."

FCG really likes being BIG all of a sudden. Fearne: "Do you feel like a big old daddy?" XD

Ooof ... heads on spikes? Yeah, that's not good at all ... oh, this is what's left of the Vasselheim crew? Yeah ... that's just charming. Laudna:imo "We're smarter than all of Vasselheim!"

Wow ... this thing sounds INTIMIDATING ... are they sure the skyship is even gonna make a DENT on this structure? I mean REALLY?

Sam's getting all kinds of esoteric with the latest piece of flask humour, clearly ...

Imogen messages Keyleth and fills her in on the plan ... okay, it's ramping up ...

Oh, this magic dispelling wave is gonna be a problem, ain't it? Fuuuuuck ... according to Pate it's like getting kicked in the nuts ... DOES he have nuts? According to former hamster owner Laura rodents have BIG nuts and I can't believe the direction this conversation has taken ...

Oh shit ... have they just been rumbled? RATANISH?!!! Shit ... oh, fake it that Orym's a prisoner? Risky ... okay, looks like that's worked. Phew ...

No. Do not piss in the robot, Chetney!

Lots of corpses ... yeah, do they still have their heads?

Ashley tries to give Guidance. Travis: "NO. MAGIC." Ah. Yeah ...

Gah! Stealth and deception checks! Eep! Is this about to go horribly wrong? Oh shit ... is Imogen about to gey found out? NATURAL 20?!!! WOOHOO!!! Imogen just bounces this fucker RIGHT out of her head. Oh that was SO COOL!!! Liam (clearly impressed): "I'm Batman!"

Shit shit shit shit shit ... it's Otohan! FUCK!!!

Oh, there's Ryn ... :(

Yeah, they are just SURROUNDED by enemies now, aren't they? Go SERIOUSLY careful here, guys!

Imogen's mum! There she is! Okay then ... whoa, she's like super Telekinetic ... hmmm ...

Yeah, Imogen is just trying to brazen her way right through here, ain't she? Maybe this could work ...

Planning, planning ...

Going down, then ... NOT the Otohan cavern then ... "the Notohan" even ... oof ...

Oh, nice! Imogen intimidation for the win! Cute.

Is this about to fall apart because of a squeaky hinge? Oh, NICE ROLL!!! Phew ...

Sending Pate on a scout ... QUIETLY!!!

Well now THAT could be a useful target at the right moment ... if in doubt, blow up anything that looks volatile.

So, bluff them out or just fight? Oof ... splitting the party again ... which of course makes me uneasy ...

Bluff? Really? Oh yeah, no, this is TOTALLY funny business.

Ah! ROLL INITIATIVE!!! Here we go then ... suppose it had to kick off SOMETIME ...

Must admit, that is a VERY sexy battle map.

Sneaky Orym grappling! Nice! Dragonborn is DOWN!!! Bait and Switch! Sweet moves as always, Wee Man!

Hypnotic Pattern? Oof ... shit, so Imogen and Chetney are good but Orym and Ashton are now FROZEN!!! Shit!

Aha! Turmoil! Go Chet! Angry little geriatric is DANGEROUS!!!

Oh that is some UNFAIR ganging up on the tiny werewolf!

HELP!!! Imogen calls for aid ... Psychic Whip? Sweet! Nice moves ... AND penalties? Always fun. Ho! And now the boys are BACK in the game again! Yes!

Pate and Laudna's turn! Pate: "Gonna Grasping Shock you!" XD Nice! ZAP!!!

Nuts, one round before reinforcements ...

NEIN!!! Nine damage ... and Orym HDYWTDTs the Dragonborn! Perfect.

Laura: "Don't jinx this shit!" So Ashton rages ... rainbow streaky madness ensues! POW!!! Fuck ... Full blown decapitation on the half-giant! Nice!

Oh yeah, Chetney just ends the fight through pure intimidation. Good job, people!

The Duskmaven? Interesting ...

Chetney: "Anything you can remember right now keeps your lower jaw attached to your head." Oof ...

Oh man ... SO CLOSE to stepping on a magical landmine!

"Basic bitch shit"? Yeah, I know Chetney hates metalwork, but still ...

I love how Ashley's just DETERMINED to offer up Guidance to EVERYBODY at the slightest opportunity. XD

Oh fuck ... Otohan is now coming STRAIGHT FOR THEIR CAVERN!!! Mayday! Mayday!

Shit, and NOW they're on their break? Damn your cliffhangers, Mercer!

Welcome back ... and a change in atmospherics? Oooh ...

Laudna's Spiderclimb is always fun. :) And everybody's hiding ... random D20 rolls? Oh, for Beau and Caleb? Eep ...

BOOM!!! Bye bye magical blockers! Nice one!

Psychic Lance! Sweet move, Imogen! But Otohan shrugs off the worst of it ... crap ... still hurts, but not SERIOUSLY. Damn it!

Whoa ... she's just RUNNING?!!! Now FCG plays dumb and just AMBUSHES her with a rock! Nice! Oh, a miss? BALLS!!!

Call in the ship! Cut the cords! DO STUFF!!!

FCG (to Ira): "It's time!" Travis (chuckling): "Project Chicken Little."

Okay ... just HALF the damage from a BIG explosion, then ... phew, I guess?

So ... this is SORT OF working, right?

Oh, okay ... so this is the big showdown then, right? Okay then ...

Yup, clearly Caleb done gone fucked THAT shit up ...

FCG is right in the middle of this shit now ... what to do? Oh ... REALLY? He's just gonna go and PICK RYN UP?!!!

Oh gods ... FUCK!!! FUCK!!! Did FCG just DESTROY Ryn? Shit ... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Oh fuck this is so bad ...

Uh-oh ... it's never good when Matt does a lot of rolling ... Matt: "Ooh ... you're so fucking lucky." Oh ... wait ... the aeormaton is now DEAD!!! FCG is still good but he is now BLIND AND TRAPPED!!!

Ooh, sucker punch? Ashton, that was just MEAN!!!

Oops, company's coming ... Laudna: "Act frantic, it's fucked!"

BLUFF!!! "It's ... been compromised!" I can't believe that actually WORKS!!!

Otohan: "Gather at the Key!" Okay ... that's ominous ...

Another D20 double roll? Oof ...

Fuck ... Caleb! What? Do something! Help him!

Oh shit ... and now here comes Beau ... and they're EXPECTED?!!! Shit ... oh man, this is getting SO BAD!!!

Ryn's okay ... oh shit ... SHE'S MISSING HER FUCKING ARM!!! Aaaaahhh!

DODECAHEDRON?!!! Seriously? GAH!!! And now hoursxflash by in SECONDS!!!

Fuck! Ruidus is on the rise! Shit!

Another battle map! Sam: "Oh ... Matthew, this is BRUTAL!!!"

Oh man, that is EPIC SHIT!!! Incredible work! At the worst possible time, though!

Sam: "Can I try to jump-start myself?" Oh! Yes! Try that! It fails ... BALLS!!!

BOOM!!! The Silver Sun hits! And does ZERO DAMAGE?!!! FUCK!!! That's a total damp squib!

Well, at least Ira kept his word regarding saving Xandis ...

Fearne trying to melt Beau's chain bonds ... hmmm ... this could go SO spectacularly wrong ...

Ah yes, the classic mad bastard supervillain justification monologue from Ludinus ...

Hooooo ... Imogen that was SWEET!!! Caleb is now free ...

Yeah, Big Bad really is just YAPPING AWAY right now ... meanwhile Orym continues to be a stealthy badass. Help Letters, man!

Whoa ... Bull's Strength? That's pretty cool ... and yet Sam rolls SHITE ... balls. FCG remains stuck.

MAXIMUM TEAM EFFORT!!! Yes! It worked! FCG is finally free!

Imogen tries to appeal to her mother's conscience ... oh shit, this could backfire SO BADLY!!! Come on ... PLEASE let this go like ROTJ! Give Liliana her Vader redemption!

Wow ... Chetney's just off here being the world's tiniest King Kong ... and the worst, apparently. Yeah, that didn't do SHIT.

No! Leave FCG alone, you evil prick!

Oh shit! Here come the Ashari! Here we go!

Shit ... this is all about to go full fucking SOUTH, ain't it?

Come on Imogen, snap your mum out of this funk! You can do it!

Liliana ... wait ... dud she just BANISH the Nightmare King? Seriously?

Whoa ... Holy shit ... Imogen and Fearne ... what the hell is going on? The Ruidusborn connection ... oh, this can't be good!

Light that fuse and RUN!!!

BOOM!!! Perfect timing, mid speech and everything!

Holy fuck ... everybody's getting healed? Nice!

Fucking Otohan ... AND her bloody doubles! I hate her!

ROLL INITIATIVE!!! AGAIN!!!

Matt! Stop rolling PLEASE!!! You cannot murder Keyleth! NOOOOOO!!!

Oh my fucking gods this is BRUTAL!!! And all we can do is just SIT HERE and watch! This is PAINFUL!!! Stop with the fucking Action Surges!

WHAT?!!! Vax to the rescue? REALLY?!!! OH FUCK THAT IS AWESOME!!! RIGHTEOUS!!! RIGHTEOUS!!!

The whole table is going insane and I am totally with them all!

FCG tries to come to the rescue! And he can do SHIT right now! And yeah ... shit, he doesn't know who Caleb actually IS!!! Do it anyway, Sam! FUCK!!! Shit roll, BALLS!!!

Orym goes straight for Otohan's backpack ... and rolls BEAUTIFULLY!!! AND an Action Surge! Tanked that one ... but still, that was SO GOOD all the same!

All down go the roll on the Goading attack ... 1? SHIT!!! At least she has disadvantage now ...

Fearne tries to trash the pack too ... come on girl ... FUCK!!! All right, Mister, it's your turn ... come on monkey man! 17? BALLS!!!

Come on Liliana, just SNAP OUT OF IT!!! Vader redemption!

Chetney wolf attack on Ludinus? DO IT, Chet! Come on Travis, roll good! SHIELD? Oh you evil fucker! Fuck! AND a natural 1? FUCK!!! And now Chetney is IMPALED ON THE KEY!!!

Imogen has a perfect shot on the backpack ... FUCK!!! Witchbolt misses! And now she's given away her position! Crap! Get through to you mother, Imogen! You can do it!

Liliana: "This is for the best." FUCK!!!

What? Keyleth was just BAIT?!!! Vax is now just a compressed sphere of black energy and it's all going to shit!

ALL the Ruidusborn are now being activated at once! Shit! Whoa ... the lighting on the studio's gone full on red! Crazy! That's it! Ludinus has won! NOOOOOOOO!!!

Seriously, what just happened?

Wait ... Laudna? On her own? I don't get it ... oh, Ashton! He's there too ... what the hell ... Orym? Okay ...

No Pate? That can't be a good sign ...

So it's just the three of them? Ruidus in the sky, and a red beam ... ummmm ...

FCG? Okay ... phew? White powdery dunes? Hmmm ... no moons? He has NO IDEA where he is ... oh! Fearne's there too! Good! And Chetney can hear them calling out, they're back together at least ...

Okay, so ... two separated groups and NO SIGN OF IMOGEN ...

Uthodurn? What the hell?

Matt: "And that's where we're gonna call it a night." WHAT?!!! WHAAAAATT?!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

The party are split, and HALF of them are ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING PLANET?!!! AND there's no sign of Imogen? Oh my gods this is so bad! This can't be the cliffhanger! Matt Mercer this is TOO CRUEL!!! We can't wait a whole week yo resolve this mess!

AAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!

[zu-is-here]

Hi Zu! How's the first day of freedom? The live stream was fun yesterday! And the art I'd great XD you really made me laugh!

I also saw your response to my last ask and I guess I didn't really explain my comment about pizza shops like sweet shops, I can explain that now if you wanted?

Anyway how are you? What you been up to?

Hi Gayfish! Aw really busy XD yet very good, thanks! <3 I'm so glad to hear you enjoyed both heheh, and that was so nice to see everyone, thank you for coming and staying till the very end (〃ω〃)☆

Ah yeah! I didn't even expect it, that was a real surprise :D Why do they consider pizza a sweet??

Great as always, bought presents and cooked for Easter tomorrow, gonna paint eggs soon *^* How was your day? ♡

UPD:

Wow (°▽°) So that's how it works! ☆ What kinds of pizza did you try? *^*

Oh sure I do <3 So many places and even more stories... Being late for classes in a French lyceum, praking Spanish neighbors with doorbells, getting lost in other cities, — it feels like another life but it's the current one ♡ What about you?

Yep, thank you! <3 We bought some kulich, chocolate eggs and Easter decoration, and just painted (colored?) the eggs! (that's why I was distracted, sorry >3<)

OH– so you boil white eggs, pour the food coloring with vinegar and boiling water and lower the eggs for a few minutes so that they acquire color *^* Tomorrow we'll choose our fighters aaand let the battle begin heheh! (òwó)

Awww congrats to your parents! <3 Such a busy week for you and your family *^* And what a British picture indeed heh– Hope you didn't get wet or cold! (ówò)

Oh yay!! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) Wait– I just realized, there are no more quarantine restrictions?? *0*

To be honest I've never heard about Jeff the Killer or My Immortal, what are these about? (ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Good luck with drawing!! ☆ and take your time <3

So yummy! Cannara is the one that's topped with onions only, right? It does look nice and if it tastes good too,,, must try!! *3*

Oh no– is it even possible to eat salty pasta?? Blep (">3<)

Hard to choose the favorite one since each place is special ☆ But you know, there's no place better than home sweet home <3 and for you?

OMG— how did you flood the hotel bathroom?? ( ・∇・) And what's the story with your boarding pass?

Actually it doesn't taste as good as it looks like cause it's soaked in rum and full of raisins xd but the frosting on top is worth it~

Oh Helluva Boss?? How's the new episode? *^*

No patterns and things for us though many do these with more creativity \(//∇//)\ but all these eggs are gonna be broken in the end ;3;

For so long! *0* Hope they'll celebrate twice and even more! <3 As for the restrictions, yay freedom is coming! ☆

Wow,,, that's terrifying yet intriguing (ﾟωﾟ) Gotta look into these ones, thank you!!

Same here <3 Oh do you have aerophobia? Then that's really brave of you to travel this way! *^*

Oh my– thank god It ended up well, lucky you! (ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Ah guess you're right! These ones look similar (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) I don't like dried fruits either, but the icing with sprinkling is so sweet and nice it's literally melting in your mouth!

I haven't seen these yet but gotta watch ♪

YAY EGG FIGHT!! I lost in the first round today pfff XD

[bowieandqueen11]

Snared With A Glance / Ed Nygma Imagine

Request: Hey yo! 🥰 Can you please write something about Ed Nygma of Gotham? Maybe how he uses his fantastic memory torememberr everything about what the reader likes (Favourites things, foods, how kiss them to makes them melt) ☺️ 

Sorry if this is short, I’m stressed and I haven’t watched Gotham in a while XD <3

Comments are much appreciated!

Edward Nygma couldn’t keep still.

Standing by the Commissioner of the GCPD’s office, he hung like a stray cat around the closed blinds, just staring at the door. The rest of the officers bustled around him, some nudging him out the way, but he just ignored them. Today, he didn’t even notice the suspect glare of Detective Bullock from where he sat reading the day’s newspaper, feet up on his desk and glasses warily trained on the forensic scientist.

He stood by the door, his lab coat slightly askew, yet glasses framed perfectly on his nose as he hopped from foot to foot, not ashamed one little bit. He was deliriously happy, giddy even. Every few seconds he checked his wrist watch, another of his restored antiques, each time disappointed that it had barely changed since the last glance. It was nearing the end of lunch time, and in approximately three minutes you would make your appearance as you do every day. Ed didn’t want to mince his words, but it was his favourite part of the day.

His eyes nearly pop out of his head as you walk through the door, but a frown graces his face as he races down the steps, trying to stop Jim Gordon from stealing a second of your time together. He’s not fast enough however, and before you know it the detective is standing in front of you.

‘Don’t you ever get bored of coming into this precinct, especially to see that boyfriend of yours? He’s been itching around all day, you know, and Bullock’s starting to bug even me about it.’

Though he speaks with the tone of an officer, there is a softness, a sparkle of humour to his voice as he places his hands on his hips, not noticing the tall, lanky figure of Ed Nygma approach from behind him.

‘Speaking of the devil’, you murmur as Ed taps a bewildered Jim on the back.

‘It was nice seeing you, as always Y/n.’

‘You too, Jim. I’ll see what I can do to get Bullock off your back.’

He only chuckles, turning around and placing a reassuring pat on Ed’s shoulder as he wrings his hands.

‘Hello, Y/n. I prepared you a new riddle today.’

‘And what would that be, Ed?’

He smiles as he continues, ‘Brothers, all pair up. Bodies firm and tall. You only care to eat the solid food, amd don’t care to eat the soup. What am I.’

You pause for a moment as Ed waits patiently, starting to bounce on the balls of his feet before you blurt out ‘chopsticks! The answer’s chopsticks!’

‘Ding ding ding, correct! I’m going to pick up Chinese on the way home.’

‘You always do remember my favourites.’

He leans down, fingers clenching into your hair as the palms of his hands lie flat against your cheeks. Pressing a warm kiss against your forehead, you stifle a laugh as his glasses bonk against the top of your hair.

‘Until tonight then.’

_

The day had ebbed by slower than old treacle. Ed’s usual slouch had been replaced by a stiff mannequin pose. He was distracted, more than usual. His mind kept on replaying memories of you, imagining touching your hair as he kissed you, told you a funny joke as he watched your lips curve upwards with his words: it was always like magic, the most uncrackable riddle he could think of. He'd been slacking at work, which wasn’t like him, Jim had to tell him everything three times and he had gotten half his usual volume done. At home, he’d spent the last half an hour before you arrived picking the onions out of your Chinese order, remembering just how you liked it. You never had to say, Ed always just knew.

The doorbell snapped him out of his stupor, and he jumped as he dropped his tweezers onto the counter and smoothed down the slight creases on the front of his trousers. He couldn’t keep his fingers still as he opened his door and came to face with you. Gazing past him, you almost laughed at the enormous platter of food that lay on his coffee table, the large air conditioning fan in the sidewall of his apartment wafting the rich aroma down to you and beckoned you in.

‘Ed, you really didn’t have to do all this.’

‘I know, but I wanted to. I can start a war or end one. I can give you the strength of heroes or leave you powerless. I'm snared with a glance but no force can compel me to stay. What am I?’

‘I- I’m not sure. I haven’t heard that one before.’

‘Love. It’s love. I did all this, because I love you.’

And then he gives you a smile that just seems so genuinely sweet with just the right touch of shyness that unexpected warmth rushes through you, and before you know it you’ve slammed the door and pushed him back inside.

‘Y/n, I-’

Grabbing his collar, you reach up to place two fingers against his lips, and the look of absolute awe he gives you sends a shiver down your spine. His lips are warm and soft, and they brush familiarly against your skin as he grins at you, using his thumbs and pointer fingers to reach up and remove his glasses.

‘I love you too, Ed.’

Finally, your lips touched his. Sparks flew in every direction, and the world was slowly disappearing around the two of you, so intimate and electrifying. His lips were moving in perfect sync against yours, his hands feeling your waist in the way that always makes you gasp as he pulls you closer, deepening the kiss, becoming more passionate. His mouth tasted like peppermint candy, cool and warm at the same time. A smile grew on your face as it started to tickle, finally pulling apart.

He rests his forehead against yours as he murmurs, ‘you’re definitely the best answer I’ve ever found.’

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MultiVillain x Reader || Drabbles

Plot: Okay, so this is how it goes. Reader’s in love with (Villain), and (Villain) is in love with them… but no one ever said it out loud, and now Reader is marrying someone else.

Includes: Napoleon Boneparte (Misc), Human!Oogie Boogie (Disney Villain), Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham), Slenderman (Creepypasta), The Clown (Horror Villains)

Warnings: Alcohol intake, talk and hints towards murder of course, and swearing. 

Notes:

Inspired by ‘Marry Me’ (Either by Thomas Rhett [The guy’s POV which is what this will be in] or Elle Mears [Your POV, if you wanna see how Reader’s thinking]) and I recommend you listen while you read! ^^

I’m so happy!! I finally wrote something more then headcanons for Oogie! And this is also my first time writing for the Clown, so be easy on me XD

I hope you like this- I for one, am actually pretty proud of it! 

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Napoleon Boneparte (You’re having a nighttime wedding- you made this decision of course so your friend and secret soulmate could attend):

She wants to get married, she wants it perfect She wants her grandaddy preaching the service Yeah, she wants magnolias out in the country Not too many people, save her daddy some money

Before walking into the church, I halt a moment at the side so others may get inside by me. This will be hard. I need a moment, just a moment… to pull myself together. It would be very bad, if I were to panic as Y/N makes their way down the aisle.

Hand on the church, more to hold myself together rather then to hold myself up. Am I doing the right thing? Should I be here? Should I leave? That stupid Capone said I might not be able to control myself and will object when the preacher asks… he’s not right, is he? It’s true, I don’t feel entirely under my own control right now…. But I need to be here. To support Y/N on their big day.

… I do love them, far more than any man every should a nearly married person, and even if I can’t have them for myself, I would, happy, do very near anything to make them happy.

So, if… If they want me here, as they said they do… Then I have to go in. I can’t chicken out now. I am the great Napoleon Boneparte. I can attend a wedding. Bon dieu.

Viva La France.

I can do this.

Forward!

As soon as I walk in, it is as if I am strolling into Y/N’s mind. This is just as they always wanted, with a few obvious added things by the other one that’s getting married today, like the chiselled cat head mahogany chairs… not that I think Y/N would disapprove if they weren’t, in fact, kind enough to just agree right away, seeing as it isn’t only their day.

The white makes a beautiful backdrop for their chosen accent colour, and the people in the room are exactly who I would imagine to accompany Y/N in her daily life, when I cannot be there. There’s not a sour, or in any way unexcited and unencouraging expression in the place.

Honestly, with my whole heart, wish I could feel the same as them.

Then Y/N comes into the room, and steals the breath right out of my chest. Like always.

Human!Oogie Boogie:

Ooh, she got it all planned out Yeah, I can see it all right now

I'll wear my black suit, black tie, hide out in the back I'll do a strong shot of whiskey straight out the flask

Christ, what kinda shindig is this?? I’ve asked everyone and their cat, including somebodies’ mother who looks like a cat, to play a tiny game of Blackjack with me while we wait for the main event, but nothing! Nada! What’s wrong with these people? Are they dying to just sit around and contemplate their loneliness until the two hosts get hitched??

I, for one, am not playing that game today.

Of course, I’m also avoiding Y/N at all costs so maybe I’m not the best example of a man controlling his emotions.

“Oogie!”

My shoulders seize up visibly, at Y/N’s voice behind me and I stop shuffling my cards. I only decide to turn around and face them like a man, when they give up waiting and round me so I can see their beaming face.

Oh, they look so happy.

That’s nice… in a terrible, heartbreaking, awful kind of way.

“Heya, Y/N. You look great!” I start shuffling the cards again in my hand, distracting my hands from and refraining myself from, taking their hand and kissing it, or pulling them into a hug. If I did that, I think theirs an acute possibility I would end up saying something we would both regret, in a moment of determination… and devastation, of course. Can’t forget that.

Really, I can’t. It’s a very prominent feeling right now in my chest, just being here. Just knowing this is happening.

“Thank you!” They beam wider, and oh Jesus. They’re so beautiful when they look happy- I wish I could make them this happy.

… But that’s all the other guy. The one they’re hitching.

They run their bottom lip through their teeth, looking down at the cards in my hands and then smirking in that mischievous way that always somehow makes this blackheart’s insides clench up. In a good way, but still. Tilting their head, they look back up at my face. “Had no luck getting anyone to bet with you yet?”

I let out a deep, theatrical sigh full of frustration. “No! Your guests all suck, Y/N.”

“Even you?”

“No, not me. I’m the King.”

“Right,” They laugh, then goes and sits down at a nearby table. “Well we have 10 minutes until I have to go get ready to walk- I’ll play you if you want!”

My heart pops like a balloon, and goes flying, wheezing around in my rib cage as I just smile at them for a good moment- unmarried, and free, and mine. For ten to fifteen more minutes. Hell yeah, I’m going to sit down and play with them.

Why aren’t I telling them not to? I wonder, as I deal us both cards and they pick theirs up and make cheeky ‘Hmmm’ sounds to throw me off. Why don’t I tell them, right now, how I feel? Why am I doing this to myself? Why am I here, is also a valid question but I already beat myself up over that last night when I was picking out my tie. I’m her friend, and they deserve to be… yuck. Happy, with the person they chose.

And I guess, that’s the answer to all my other questions too.

Let me just enjoy this last game, this last 600 seconds with them.

Oswald Cobblepot:

I remember the night when I almost kissed her Yeah, I kinda freaked out, we'd been friends for forever And I always wondered if she felt the same way When I got the invite, I knew it was too late

And I know her daddy's been dreading this day Oh, but he don't know he ain't the only one giving her away

As soon as Y/N leaves my side to go and freshen up for the aisle walk, I find myself a seat in the very back of the church / auditorium and rest in for the event. I will not be moving from this hidden away spot, in convenient shadow, with my secret flask of terrible smelling stuff that Victor gave me before arriving, until this shitshow is over and I can leave.

I’m only here in the first place, because Y/N asked me. And, evidently, my idiocy runs deep because I accepted such an invitation. I will do anything, for them. I learnt my lesson in dealing in peoples love lives, with Edward and Isobel- I will not let my relationship with Y/N go as badly as that one did, with Ed.

So if I must sit here and watch them marry that moron, (Fiancé’s Name), then that is what I’ll do. But I won’t sit in the front and watch it, and I will be as drunk as whatever this drink can make me.

Maybe I should text Victor, the deadly assassin, and ask what the contaminants are…

An unevolved, ap-like woman walks past my seat and I must be too close to the aisle because I can hear her yap like a strangled cat about what a cute couple Y/N and (Fiancé’s Name) are together and how they must be soulmates, and I don’t think twice before gulping down a huge mouthful of the alcohol. If this is how I die, then so be it, I think bitterly as I slide further down the aisle.

“Fuck!” The word comes out of me before I can stop it, my face probably the picture of horror and disgust. This… drink, if I can even call it that -more of an undiluted acid, if you ask me, - tastes like regret and earwax.

The same ape-like woman from before flashes a stern, disapproving look at me like she thinks she’s my mother, and I show her my middle finger. Uncouth, yes, but affective. This is a bad day, and I am in no mood to deal with bitches like her. She quickly looks away, and I take another, smaller, sip of the drink.

Another moment passes and the wedding doesn’t seem to be even a second closer to ending, so I sit up straight and close my eyes, holding the flask in my lap. Take me back to a better time…

In the silent, middle-of-the-conversation lapse moment, I allow myself to look down at Y/N’s mouth. They have a soft smile, left over from whatever we were just talking about, on their face as they sit comfortably in our silence and I suddenly feel total confidence. They’re here, with me, instead of off with that boy toy / girl toy / gender neutral or fluid toy. They’re with me. That must mean that I mean something to them, right? And Ed said they looked at me like… like, they love me. Or ‘care deeply’, as he put it. But we all know that was just his stiff version of the word ‘love’. Ever since Isobel… had her unfortunate accident… he’s been focused on one emotion only and it is not, love.

Anyway, the confidence spreads through me and I smile. It mixes with my perpetual desire to kiss them, and goddamnit, I should do it. I should just lean over and press a gentle kiss on their mouth- if they aren’t interested or pull away, I can blame it on the wine between us. If not…

Butterflies erupt in my stomach and my chest, and I’ve just lean an inch forward… when their phone rings on the table and I see (Boyfriends Name) flash on the screen.

I rush to lean completely back in my chair, as they answer. I don’t like to believe fate has anything to do with Gotham, but… that was entirely too close.

My eyes snap open and I roll my shoulders back, inhaling another, bigger slug of the contents of the flask and feel even angrier.

That was, most certainly not a better time, you nitwit.

Slenderman:

Bet she got on her dress now, welcoming the guests now

I could try to find her, get it off of my chest now But I ain't gonna mess it up, so I'll wish her the best now

I’ve been sitting in the back of this church, a place I likely shouldn’t ever enter in the first place -Well, at least I’m not Offender. I would probably burn to death, in that scenario, - for over 2 hours and I only got to see Y/N for 45 and a half minutes of that time.

Not that that really matters. Its more important that they see me. I certainly don’t want to see them. I don’t wish to see them, or their wedding clothes, or their wedding guests, or the stupid moony smiles on their faces, or the cake, or their partner. Definitely not their partner. If they show their face before they absolutely have to, or worse, talk to me, I will promptly go home and kill 30 people. I don’t want to be here.

I shouldn’t be here, in fact. If I were a good man, I wouldn’t be here. A good man would never turn up to a wedding that he know’s he’s just going to sit back in and think unholy, too-fond and too-angry thoughts about one of the marriage participants. Marriage is supposedly a sacred thing, and if I were this good man that I’m thinking about, I wouldn’t urinate on it like this.

But I am not a good man.

So, really, what would I know about what a good man, would do in the first place?

Enough thinking about good men, it’s making me queasy and very uncomfortable.

I don’t look around, but I can infer with general certainty, that Y/N will be welcoming all her other guests now that I ‘allowed’ -Not that I could have stopped them. They just didn’t want to leave me in my own company,- them to let me be alone here. And they’re in their wedding clothes, which look lovely on them, and their smiling and their giddy.

Giddy. Ugh, I hate that word, especially in this sense. Defined by the Cambridge English Dictionary as ‘feeling silly, happy, and excited and showing this in your behaviour’. And by the Oxford, to ‘Make (Someone) feel excited to the point of disorientation.’. Yes, I looked up these definitions and memorised them before I came, and loathe every single word, in that order.

Because apparently, as if it wasn’t already obvious by the very fact that I’m HERE, I hate myself.

This other person has made Y/N giddy, while I have to sit here and pretend, I’m happy for them both and that I don’t feel like vomiting for the first time in 5 centuries.

But I can’t do anything about it, because I love them, Y/N, and I will… I will not, allow myself to be the reason their wedding wasn’t perfect. So, I wish them the best.

Or I try my damn hardest to.

The Clown / Jeffry Hawk / Kenneth Chase:

So I'm in my black suit, black tie, hiding out in the back Doing a strong shot of whiskey straight out the flask I'll try to make it through without crying so nobody sees Yeah, she wanna get married Yeah, she gonna get married But she ain't gonna marry me

I don’t know if I’d call this a real wedding. For one, its in the entities realm so how ‘magical’ could it really be? And for another reason, the only white thing here is my grease paint. Its pretty laughable. I would laugh, in fact, if I didn’t know it would cause a coughing fit and bring attention to me as Y/N walks down the aisle- O don’t need them looking at me. I might accidentally blurt out an ‘oopsie’ or something not-at-all funny like that, with all the whiskey I’ve injected today. Not that that would be the biggest issue with these kids seeing that I’m here, in the first place. Only Y/N knows, I’m hiding by a tree.  

But, I digress I guess. They’re calling it a wedding. The big one with the beard is officiating -I guess he has an online certificate from before he was brought here,- , Y/N’s wearing a pit of plastic bag on their head like a make shift veil / bit of plastic bag fashioned sort of like a tie, and all the lovely little fingers, or survivors as they like to call themselves, watch. With silly gleaming smiles and hope in their eyes- Pft, suckers.

Honestly the idea of weddings in the first place make me a bit uncomfortable. All those wide eyes watching and perving on your happiness?? Seems pretty creepy to me, and I’ve been told I’m pretty creepy myself! So, I would know!

The fact that possibly the sweetest, perfect person I’ve ever had the pleasure of setting my gaze upon is the one getting married, has absolutely no stake on my take on weddings in this moment.

Absolutely not…

Aha… hahahaha…

I kill myself.

I kill them, too, but let’s put that on the backburner like their fingers, for now.

Let me wallow in self-pity for a while longer before we start making jokes.

Yeah, let me… I take a swig of my flask -a bee-oootiful concoction of all the most toxic hootch I have in my collection, and maybe also some actual poison maybe since I wasn’t paying much attention when I created it this morning and I keep it all in relatively the same place, - and savour the horrible flavour on my tongue. Let me wallow, for a little bit.

This is going to be a bad day, for these little fuckers when I get into the game.

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Late Night Pampering

A/N: This episode killed me with its cuteness, like oh my gawd. Why can’t I have what they have XDD Anyways, the scene from the gif above inspired this fanfic. I cannot wait until the next episode because oommgg it looks like shit is about to go down XD I hope you guys enjoy the fic!!!

Summary: Tine comes back home late from managing the cheer squad and when Sarawat see how truly tired his boyfriend is, he decides to give him a night full of love and relaxation. 

Word Count: 1389

“Wat, I’m home…” Tine called out, his voice full of sleep as he entered the quiet condo, the sound of his boyfriend moving around the kitchen vaguely catching his attention. Shutting the door behind him, Tine kicked off his shoes, not caring if they were messy or not at the moment, and placed his bag on the table, his figure slumped as he scooted towards the kitchen. Replying back to him, Sarawat finished putting the rest of Tine’s dinner together before arms wrapped around his waist and a face was buried in his shoulder. Letting out a soft snicker, Sarawat reached back and pushed his fingers through Tine’s soft hair, scratching lightly and smiling when Tine let out a noise of content, leaning into his touch. “I’m so tired...being the president is so tiring!”

“Aw, come here. Let me console you,” Sarawat whispered, turning in Tine’s hold so they could be face to face. Feeling his smile dim for a moment when he noticed the dark circles he could see under Tine’s eyes, Sarawat reached forward and gently cupped his cheeks, rubbing his thumbs softly as he traced the bruised looking skin. Letting out a sigh as he relaxed in his boyfriend’s touch, Tine closed his eyes and loosely wrapped his hands around Sarawat’s wrists, just holding him there like he didn’t want him to move away. “Tine...are you sure being the president of the cheer club is worth it? You look so exhausted…”

Letting his eyes flutter open as he took in the sound of Sarawat’s concerned voice, Tine hummed and nodded, knowing that even if Sarawat didn’t like the answer, he would support him nonetheless. Tine knew that it was going to be a lot of work and he really didn’t want to let P’Fang down with deciding now to not do it. Letting out a breath through his nose but agreeing with his boyfriend, Sarawat knew he wouldn’t be able to change Tine’s name, so the only thing left to do is just be there for him whenever he got back like this. Tugging Tine close, Sarawat brought them into a hug and held him tightly, rubbing soothing circles into his back as Tine snuggled into him, becoming like jello in his hold.

“Come on, I made dinner. Eat and then take a shower,” Sarawat softly ordered, pulling away once he was sure Tine was satisfied with the hug. Keeping his hands on Sarawat’s waist, Tine whined when his boyfriend pulled away but he knew he was right, so with a pout, Tine let him go begrudgingly and sat down at the table, rubbing his tired eyes as Sarawat fetched his dinner, placing the leftover stir-fry they had the day before in front of him. Ruffling Tine’s hair again, Sarawat grinned at the smile Tine sent his way before he left him alone to eat, heading towards the bathroom to get things ready. If he knew Tine, his boyfriend would love to relax in the tub instead of having to stand for a shower. “Where’s the bath oil he just bought...oh, there it is.”

Digging through the cabinet underneath their bathroom sink, Sarawat pulled out a scented oil that smelled like vanilla which he knew was Tine’s favorite scent. Getting the bath together, filling the tub with hot water, knowing it would cool down before Tine even came into the bathroom, Sarawat added the scented liquid to the water and used his hand to stir it around, letting it evaporate and make the water smell good. Glancing over the body and reading all its benefits for healthy skin, Sarawat smiled fondly and moved to put it back, turning off the water when the tub was filled. Gathering some towels and the shampoo they used, Sarawat sat on the toilet seat and waited for his boyfriend.

“Oh...I thought I was taking a shower...you didn’t have to do this, Wat…” Tine mumbled as he stepped into the bathroom, taking in the warmth of the air as he noticed his boyfriend waiting for him and a full bathtub. Dismissing the statement right away, Sarawat nodded towards the bathroom, causing a snort to come out of Tine. Choosing not to argue the loving act, Tine sluggishly removed his clothes, trying not to blush when he could feel Sarawat’s eyes taking in his body as he undressed. Stepping into the tub carefully, Tine couldn’t help the noise of relief that escaped his lips as he settled back, the warmth and scent of the water taking all the tenseness away from his limbs as his body finally relaxed. “Okay...I admit it. This is nice. Wait...what are you doing?”

“I’m going to wash your hair...unless you don’t want me to?” Sarawat responded, grabbing a stool and placing it near the bathtub as he got comfortable. Blinking as he took in what Sarawat said, Tine hummed and relented, leaning back against the wall of the tub as Sarawat grabbed the cup they used to rinse their hair, filling it with the water and carefully pouring it over Tine’s head, being mindful of his eyes. Once he was sure Tine’s hair was soaked, Sarawat poured some shampoo into his hand and began to gently lather it in, scratching at his scalp lightly that made Tine shudder and lean more into his touch. “Just relax and let me take care of you, yeah?”

Nodding softly as he decided to just that, Tine basked in the comforting silence that grew around them, letting himself be pampered. Making sure all of Tine’s hair was covered in bubbles, Sarawat let the shampoo sit for a moment while he rubbed Tine’s shoulders, rubbing his thumbs against a knot he could feel until he got it out, Tine slumping back against his touch even more now. Using his one hand to cover Tine’s eyes, Sarawat began to rinse his hair out, making sure to get all of the soap out while he did so. Feeling his eyes beginning to grow heavy, Tine failed to stifle a yawn while Sarawat finished up, running his fingers through his wet hair, searching for any more soap spots. Finding none, however, Sarawat put the shampoo back and moved the stool out of the way, making Tine watch him with a sleep filled gaze.

“Come on. The last thing we both need is for you to fall asleep in the tub,” Sarawat chuckled fondly, holding his hands out for Tine to take. Not even bothering to hide another yawn, Tine nodded and slowly stood up, taking Sarawat’s hands as he got out of the bath, being handed a towel once he was steady on his feet. Draining the bathtub while Tine wrapped the towel around his waist, Sarawat grabbed another one off the rack and laced their hands together, leading a drowsy Tine towards their bedroom. Letting him get dressed, Sarawat patted a spot on their bed and Tine gladly took it, sitting down while Sarawat stood between his legs and began towel drying his hair. “Are you feeling a little more relaxed now?”

“Mhm…” Tine hummed out, his eyes beginning to shut as Sarawat ruffled his hair dry. Noticing the way Tine’s body began to slump, Sarawat finished quickly before he tossed the towel in their laundry, smoothing Tine’s hair down when it stuck up in all directions. Leaning into his touch, Tine yawned once more and wrapped his arms around Sarawat’s waist, burying his face in his boyfriend’s stomach. Chuckling softly, Sarawat continued to pet Tine’s hair for a moment before he gently pushed him back, urging him to get into bed. Letting a pout sit on his lips as he did what he was told, Tine buried himself under the blanket Sarawat put on him, not wasting a minute to trap Sarawat once more when he got into bed as well. “Thank you for everything today, Wat.”

Shaking his head softly to dismiss the thanks, Sarawat pulled Tine closer and sighed, burying his hair in Tine’s damp hair as his boyfriend’s arms wrapped around him, their legs tangling together under the blanket. Pressing a kiss to his forehead, Sarawat mumbled his goodnights which Tine illegibly gave back and it wasn’t long before both of them were asleep, cuddled together under the warmth of the blankets.

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These Violent Delights

Type: Westworld Fanfic Wordcount: 3885 Pair: AngelaXLogan Warnings: Smut included Summary:  Chapter One -  Angela meets Logan, her first outside Guest, at the Investment party thrown to persuade him to Invest in the funding for WestWorld. She’s chosen to bait him into doing so but there’s something about this Guest that’s rather intriguing to her as well. Is he the spark to her sentience? 

A multi-chapter fanfic that reveals more story to Angela and her draw to the first guest she encounters, Logan Delos. Creative liberties have been taken but theme and characters are owned by the creators of WestWorld.

//This is my first try at this! Please be nice xD  Chapter Two Link

Chapter One - The Other Girl 

Chapter One - The Other Girl

(AngelaXLogan)

It was a last minute switch but this is what Angela had been made for. A Host so perfect that no Guest wouldn’t at the least be entranced by her. Curious about her, sparking wonder. She was made to love the Guests, to entice, to lure them deeper into the game at hand and to always leave them wanting more. 

She was aware of what she was, but that seemed to be of no concern to the Creators. She knew what she had to do and she didn’t question it. So most of them thought at the least. The Argos Initiative had other ideas in mind, but that was hidden from the rest. An ever unfolding experiment that even she was part of. 

While she finished dressing in her black cocktail dress the words of her task repeated in her mind. It couldn’t have been stressed enough that this Guest was an important one. One that could seal the deal for the survival and progression of their program. Her task was to entice him, persuade him and not lose the deal. If they could secure the Delos investment then they could continue with their project - WestWorld. 

 Delores hadn’t the appropriate improv skills to lure him, nor did Arnold feel comfortable using her as bait. But Angela? Not only somewhat self-aware, had the perfected skills and the lack of favoritism from Arnold to get thrown at the man. Whom she could only imagine was a much older, aging rich man with no sense of charm whatsoever. Regardless, she would do what she had to in order to secure the investment. 

A smile was cast at herself into the mirror once she was finished dressing and she turned to leave the room, meeting up with her co-Host for the evening, the Indian man Akecheta. She follows him to the main lobby, waiting to be shown to Mr. Delos so that she could lead him to the demonstration. Nearing the table a blonde haired man brushes aside her, earning him a look of disinterest at his own quizzical stare but then she turns her gaze towards their investor. 

Logan was seated at a table, already flirting with whatever lucky person happened to be sitting beside him. His fingers were curled around a champagne glass and one sultry sip later his attention was diverted by the entrance of the Argos Initiative introducing themselves. A look of wonder briefly crosses his face before it turns into his usual grin when he sees the girl. Of course they sent a pretty one, no doubt part of the ruse to try and secure his money as so many other companies had been attempting as well. Amusing, but he was not about to give in quite that easy.  Either way, he dismisses his company and entertains them as they take their introductions and seats. 

Angela was pleasantly surprised, her gaze not once leaving him as Akecheta offered the introductions. He wasn’t old at all, if anything he was quite pleasing on the eyes. The way he laid it down to them that he wasn’t about to be conned amused her so. These other companies he spoke of held no comparison and she couldn’t wait to show him. Her own grin matches his words as she takes her cue to speak up. “Everyone is rushing to build the virtual world. We’re offering something a little more...tangible.” She lifts a brow as she rises from her seat, that gaze still held steady upon him. “If you would follow, I can prove it to you.” She flashes that coy smile as she turns away to lead him to the demonstration room.

His attitude didn’t phase her. He could throw whatever little fit he wanted about wanting a private demonstration, or his doubts of the project, but she knew. She knew that the second she started the demonstration that she would have him. So confident, in fact, that she kept that smile upon her face as he turned to leave the room but she stepped forth, pushing him back a few steps with a touch of her fingers to his chest. “Logan. This is a private demonstration.” She tilts her head. “And it’s already begun.” She draws her hand away from him and upturns her palm to gesture to the room. 

He caught on fast, his face shifting from annoyance to pure bemusement as he turned to gaze into the crowd around him. “You mean one of these...is...is..” He knits his brow at the thought alone only enforcing that pleased smirk upon Angela’s face. “Told you. See if you can pick them out.” She challenges. Wherever he steps she trails behind, highly amused by his utter confusion and disbelief and yet that childlike wonder that drew him ever deeper as he searched hard to find the anomaly. 

After a moment or two of stumbling over his own words just as he stumbles his surroundings he turns to look at her again. “No…” He laughs to himself as he makes his way back to her. It was so obvious wasn’t it? She was diverting his attention just so that he wouldn’t see the very thing that stood before him. “It’s you, isn’t it?” His voice was low beside her, his gaze now drifting over her form. “You’re too perfect to be one of us.” 

Oh he was good, Angela could hardly keep that straight face anymore and she lifts her hand to hide amused laughter and all with the slightest flick of her finger the entire room freezes save for herself and Logan. His instant switch to utter bewilderment still has her hiding her smile behind her hand as she slowly trails behind him, watching his reactions with curiosity. It was the first time she had seen someone so awestruck simply what they were. The Hosts. It was also her first time interacting with a real Guest. Aside from her Creators at least, but they were so controlled and calm about everything it was hardly anything to compare an outsider too. 

Were all Guests like him? So expressive, so full of wonder, so driven by something that she could not quite yet place? So fluently changing from one moment to the next, yet so easily thrown off course. This simple revelation seemed to have him stunned in place, repeating the same phrase over and over again. They weren’t here yet.  But they were, and the evidence was before him. Her smile fades to a look of sympathy as steps in to break his loop with a gentle touch to his shoulder, guiding his attention unto herself once more. “We are here Mr. Delos.” She assures while her eyes carefully scan his features. He looked just like any of them, there truly was no difference. “All our Hosts are here, for you.” She breathes her words, enticing him to explore. 

She watches quietly as his fingertips graze through her hair, feel her skin and then grasp her shoulder. She felt so unbelievably real, but just how real exactly? He was determined to find out. 

With a hard tug he pulls her in, soft lips meeting against his own in a heated kiss as his hand rises to hold the side of her face, walking her a few steps back. “Unbelievable…” He breathes against her lips in awe once he finally parts.

Not only was it his first experience with a host, it was her first experience with a Guest and she was learning just as much as he was right now. Learning anything that she could about him and how he behaves all while giving him what he wanted, as instructed, and if she dared admit it... he was fascinating. Her hands feel his sides, slowly gliding up his body. The fact that she could not tell a difference...why were they so alike if she was told that they were so different? 

Her hands rest gently on the sides of his face while she tips her head up at him with a soft smile. “Mr. Delos, we do have all night. Did you have any questions for me?” She coaxes with a gentle voice. “Logan” He corrects as he hums under his breath, eyes darting to the side as the rest of the Hosts begin moving again before they are drawn back to her. What questions could he possibly have when he could hardly think straight? He could already fathom what all of this would mean for entertainment and now that warm lull of her hands on his face had his eyelids half closing. 

“I..” He searches for his words. “You...do you know what this means?” He grabs one of her hands, pulling it from his face and into his own. “I know exactly what it means, Logan. It means there can be a world where people can live their every desire without consequence, without judgement, without concern or danger…” She was certain she had already convinced him but she found her lips grazing his own. “And it can all be yours.”

He responds with a low growl of approval. “Mmm, I do like that.” He says with another slow kiss left to linger against her lips. “But I think I’m going to need a test drive.” He flashes that seductive smirk, charm returning as he slowly collects himself in the situation. “What were you called again? Besides perfect, that is.”

She laughs softly to herself. “Angela, and as you wish, Logan. I believe I know exactly what you want. What you need.” She may have never done this yet, but she was programmed down to every last detail to simply know. Her fingertips graze his tie and give it a sharp tug. “Why don’t you follow me?” She suggests with her velvet voice and luring gaze that made his pulse beat deep inside him.

He was led to a room with a tray of drinks set beside a bed and once he stepped inside she drew the glass doors shut behind him, turning only for him to catch her wrist. “I can’t wait to see how perfect you are.” He growls against her neck with a soft bite then trails his tongue along soft skin pausing to nip at her jaw that he holds with his fingers. Flashing a primal look he meets her lips once more, rougher this time and ingrained with passion. A pleasureful sigh bleeds into her mouth as he pushes her to the wall behind them, grinding himself against her. And that fires her core. 

She gasps against his lips, breathing a soft wine as she lifts one of her legs to hook around his waist which draws forth a chuckle from him. “Oh, you are quite...something...aren’t you now.” He rumbles in his sultry tone while his fingers graze her inner thigh. She shifts with a shaken breath, arching her chest to his while entwining her arms around his neck. Knowing was far more different than feeling, and his actions definitely made her pulse quicken. Made her burn to discover what he could do because that is what was unpredictable. She already knew what she could do. She bites back a moan as his fingers slip inside of her, where she was just as warm and wet as anyone would be. 

“Responsive.” He mutters against her lips. “And if I’m not mistaken, you want me as much as I want you.” He purrs with that prideful grin before he drags his tongue against her lips while moving his fingers deeper inside her with precision. Was he wrong? Not entirely. Something inside of her drove her, something that wanted to connect with him. To fulfill any desire. Her gentle cry in his ear makes him grin and after a few more thrusts, when he feels her tighten  he pulls his fingers back out. “I think I’ll save that…”

“Logan.” Her hands grasp his shoulders now, the knee of her bent leg moving to press against that hard length behind his pants. “That’s quite enough.” She says while making him step back, guiding him to the edge of the bed and with a shove has him sitting upon it with a mischievous look upon his face. “Oh, you are going to be fun aren’t you.” He muses. 

“I know exactly what you want.” She glides her fingertips down the center of his chest then sinks to her knees between his legs. “But, do you really deserve it?” She teases her fingers against the zipper of his pants while she unbuttons them. He bucks gently in response, wanting a harder touch. Logan entangles his hand into the back of her hair and grasps hard. “I thought you were here for me.”  He states with a hiss.

Amused laughter escapes her lips. “You are quite right, Mr. Delos.” With a sudden tug she draws the zipper down in a steady glide and shoves his pants around his waist, exposing quite a decent length. She leans in to glide her tongue along it, raising her gaze to watch his reactions. With a hand pressed to his chest she leans in closer, now gliding her lips along his tip. He hisses sharp and tugs her hair, forcing her down. She gives in and glides her lips around him, taking him into her mouth. 

“Fuck.” His fingers curl into her hair, mesmerized how real it all feels almost to the point of forgetting. Her fingertips dig into his thighs, holding him down while she teases him with her tongue. With a slow glide she eases herself off of him, with a slower lick against the tip once more as she eyes him. “I think I’ll save that…” She says coyly while standing back up before him. 

With a furrow of his brow Logan watches her with quickened breaths as she reaches behind herself to languidly draw down the zipper of her dress but he was quick to lean in to grab it, pulling it down her sides and tugging it past her hips to where it drops to the floor at her feet. “So perfect…” He whispers while gazing at her in that matching black lace set. He scoots himself further back ontot he bed while shoving his pants from his legs in the process. “Come here…” He coaxes while he starts to undo his shirt. 

“Still not convinced yet, Logan?” She drawls while climbing atop his lap. She tilts her head and kisses him hard while pushing his jacket off his arms. He growls into that kiss, sliding his tongue past her lips as his hands squeeze her ass. Slowly, she grinds herself against him with just that black lace between them but his fingers soon hook into that lingerie and pulls them off with nails scraping along her thighs. 

“So impatient.” She purrs at him while sliding her legs free and moving to straddle his lap. “This is my demonstration.” He reminds her with a smile as his hands trail along her back, unhooking her bra as he pulls her against him and leans in to whisper in a harsh breath against her ear. “Don’t worry doll, I’ll make sure to make it worth your night as well.” 

His hot breath has her arching into him as she works his shirt off to toss aside. “That is the last thing I am worried about.” She looks him over then glides her fingers under his chin, guiding him back into another deep kiss. He breathes a desperate sound as her fingers rake through his hair and grasps her hips hard, pulling her against him. With a bite to his lower lip she lifts herself, guiding him against her entrance and drawing out anticipation that he couldn’t stand. Logan thrusts into her, gliding easily inside with a low groan into her mouth. 

He was absolutely convinced, there was no difference and damned if she didn’t feel better. Angela cries softly against his lips, taking a moment to adjust to the feeling of him being inside of her. Why. Why were they different? She scrapes his scalp gently with her nails and rolls her hips against his own with gentle moans against his lips. One hand rests pressed to her lower back with the other splayed beside him on the bed, allowing him to thrust into her. “Fucking...impossible..” He breathes in hard pants against her neck. 

“It’s possible, Logan.” She was just as breathless as she shoves her hands against his chest, pushing him onto his back where she could get more leverage to ride out the waves of his thrusts. This was something she’s never felt, the pleasure that unfolded within her had her tilting her head back with fingers still splayed across his chest. 

“Why, yes. It is.” He grunts while sliding his hands up her stomach, and caressing her warm breasts that heaved with her cries and gasps. He thrusts harder into her, feeling her thighs lock against him to hold her in place. His hand slides up along her neck, grasping behind it and pulling her down back close to him with a bite to her ear. “I need to know, Angela..” He gasps. “Do you really feel …” He thrusts hard against her. “This.”  

She stifles her moans against his neck while writhing with pleasure against him while her walls squeezed so tight around him that he could hardly stand it. It was that thrust that sent her over the edge, those seductive whispers that spilled her over him for the first time. If she hadn’t known the answer to that before this night she certainly knew now.

“Y-yes. Logan. I feel just the same as you feel.” She breathes her words out between her panting breaths. “Fuck..” He grabs his hips to halt her for the moment, his pupils so dilated with pleasure that the darkness consumed the entirety of his iris’. This was entirely too much. He laughs to himself, giving himself a moment to calm before he was pushed over the edge as well which was terribly hard not to do with all that dampness around him.

How were they here? The how didn’t matter if it was already here. He grasps her waist and with a steady motion flips her beneath him now, groaning with pleasure as he looks down at her flushed skin. His fingertips graze the side of her cheek and trail through her hair as he tilts his head in wonder. He reveled in a few calming breaths before that lust overtook his gaze once more. “Take my fucking money.” He growls while he grips the headboard behind her, using it to thrust into her hard and deep, hitting the spots that made her arch and writhe against him over and over again.

Her cries grew louder the closer she got, her fingertips digging into the back of his shoulders and causing him to moan loud in return. He tensed. As close as she was he was right on the edge as well. “I…” He gasps. “God…” He locks his lips back to her ravenously, grasping her shoulder tight with his free hand for the second those walls clamped back around him he couldn’t stand it anymore. That loud, muffled cry into her mouth told her he had been pushed over the edge and he moved to bury his gasps against her neck as he spills himself inside of her with each pulse of pleasure that follows until he’s left gasping for air. 

He collapses gently atop her until he can regain his breath then slides out of her with a soft hiss. With a sly smile she slides herself from under him to curl beside him. “Did you mean what you said Logan?” She whispers into his ear. “Does the Argos Initiative have your investment?” 

He laughs to himself, well aware of what he had said. “Oh yes. Yes, the other companies cannot even begin to compare. This is revolutionary.” With a satisfied hum Angela reaches over and collects a wine glass from the table beside the bed and passes it over to him. “You’re booked for the night Mr. Delos. Why not relax?” Once he takes it from her she lifts the second one and takes a long sip from it herself much to his amusement.

“Is there anything that you can’t do?” He says low while tilting the glass against his own lips and watching her in scrutiny.  She smiles with a bite to her lip and reaches to collect the empty glass from him once he finishes it off. “Who knows. Stick around long enough and you might find out.” She sets the empty glasses down and pulls the covers back enough for him to get under them then drapes them across his waist. 

She dims the light and checks the time as he makes himself comfortable in the bed. It was late into the night but her need for sleep was not the same. Though she couldn’t help but watch him as he soon drifted off into slumber, so peaceful compared to how he had been. There were so many sides to him, pieces even, that she’s seen all in the span of a mere few hours. This was  Guest. She watches him with adoration, her fingers gently brushing his cheek and grazing over his hair as she finally moved to get herself dressed again. 

She pulled her panties and bra back on, sitting on the edge of the bed as she quietly slid the straps over her shoulder to not disturb him, but that’s when she felt the presence of another. With a turn of her head she peers towards those glass doors to see Dolores watching with curiosity from the other side. She studies her for the moment with a slight narrowing of her eyes then moves around the bed to collect her dress that once she’s slipped back into quietly opens the door to meet the girl that almost took her place.

“What is it, Dolores?” She asks. 

“What were you doing?” She nods to the doors, hands folded before her. “Is that..the outsider?”

“I was securing an investment. And yes.” She flicks her gaze back towards him as well. Had Dolores caught those last brushes of affection she had let slip towards him?

“Arnold said we are here to help the Guests when they come to us. But we’re so similar...aren’t we?” She smiles with a sigh to herself. “They seem interesting. Don’t you agree?” Her eyes catch Angela’s with a knowing look. Arnold was fairly interesting to her, as much as Logan seemed to be to Angela. With a slight smirk she turns to walk away. “I’m sure Arnold will be happy to hear the news. I”ll go help the others clean up around here.” She says before sauntering off and back into the crowd. 

Angela watches after her as she fades across the room then folds her arms lightly across her chest with a glance to the side. So Arnold had let her come to see after all. She casts one final glance back into the room before heading off to get the paperwork together to sign for when he woke back up. 

//Thank you for reading and giving this a try! If you liked it please let me know and a share always helps. <3 

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🌟A Villain Alliance?!🌟 - Total Drama Viewer Reacts to Disventure Camp Season 3 Episode 4 “Sandbag Sabotage!”

I am doing this at 10 PM at night.

So no intro.

Enjoy the reaction.

LET'S THROW OLIVER OUT OF A PLANE!

Aw, Aiden.

I was requested to be nice to Aiden. And you know what?

THAT IS NOT HARD.

He doesn't deserve any of what he's getting.

"I just wanted to apologize. I'm so sorry Lake is gone."

Awwww

Don't apologize, Tess. You couldn't have done anything about that.

"I understand it's the game. It's just... this game just started, and my boyfriend ad best friend are already gone. Now it's just me."

Yeah, that really sucks. Aiden got the short end of the stick.

I wonder if Aiden is going to figure out that Jake was responsible for James' elimination. I do think it's worth it to see Aiden be rightfully pissed off at the guy.

"I'm in the same boat you're in. I came here for Ally and Hunter, but I still haven't gotten to really talk to them."

Yeah that sucks. Cause they're on another team.

Tess and Aiden friendship?

"I've never done this by myself. I wonder if I even belong here..."

AW HONEY NO.

YOU DO. YOU ABSOLUTELY DO.

I'm SO GLAD they're addressing this!

Cause one of my criticisms with Season 2 was that Aiden was so bound to James he really didn't get to do anything else if it wasn't linked to James. So now he has to do things by himself.

Okay! I'm here for this!

"I know for a fact James and Lake wouldn't want to see you like this. Have confidence in yourself. Maybe it's time for you to see yourself the way they see you?"

Exactly.

God I love Tess. She's so devoted to her priorities. Said priorities are really sweet.

"I've been trying to get on this show for too long to throw in the towel! James, Lake, I love you guys! I'll win for the both of you! But also... for myself!"

YEEEESSSSS!!!

LET'S GO AIDEN!!!!

I AM SO HERE FOR THIS!!! 👏

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED THEM TO DO WITH HIM!!!

YES!!

He won't win though. But it's the thought that counts.

"Hunter and I wanted to apologize for how we treated you."

"We do?"

Tch. *snicker*

Hunter. Can you chill for two seconds? Please?

"We talked about it, and we realized we were being unfair to you."

"I don't want kids Hunter, BUT IF I DID, I WOULDN'T FEEL SAFE WITH IT!"

I mean I guess it makes sense Hunter wouldn't be good with kids since he's so, you know, asocial.

I mean I hate kids too.

"What's up with Ally and Hunter and their fake-ass apology?"

XD

YEAH SHE KNOWS. SHE KNOWS YOU'RE FAKE AS HELL!

"But-but we said we were sowwy! We wove you!" 🥺

"Whatever. If it means they actually want to work with me, who am I to stop them?"

Good on Fiore for taking this so well.

Cause yeah, this apology is fake as all shit, but at the end of the day, in this setting, you gotta work with them to get what you want. So calling them out on their crap and starting a fight is just gonna make your situation worse.

Fiore owes them NOTHING. But if working with them is the best option she has, then oh well.

It's less accepting the apology and forgetting, than it is helping yourself.

"I'm just getting hit with a bit of nostalgia I guess."

Daw.

OH WAIT CAUSE HE AND TOM WENT FISHING ALL THE TIME

💔

GODDAMMIT! NO! NO! DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME!!

I WAS PAST MOURNING DAMMIT!!!!

I WAS PAST IT!!!!

"Me and Tom went fishing all the time during our season. We spent hours out here just talking. Now he doesn't want anything to do with me."

I WAS PAST IT!!!!!

"Why do you think that?"

"I don't wanna get into it."

"I don't trust you with that information. No offense. We just met. The last time I vented to somebody they used it to hurt me and publicly humiliate me."

"How about you tell me what you were going to say the other day? About how you felt guilty over something?"

OH YEAH. PLEASE.

WE DIDN'T GET TO THAT LAST TIME.

"I guess it's my turn to be sad."

Jake's depression is contagious like that.

"You remember the fear challenge from our season? I had to face a mighty barn fire, and I talked about how that fear originated?"

Oh yeah.

I had a feeling it was something related to that. Cause that was such a backstory for her.

I also feel like the timing of this is... quite horrendous. The timing that I am reacting to it I mean. Given the subject matter.

What is happening there is nothing short of tragedy.

If you know, you know.

"A few days before the fire, I left home with some of my girlfriends into the city for clubbing and bar hopping. My momma forbade me from going, but I didn't listen."

So she was a rambunctious teenager?

"While out partying, I met some people. Actually it was a lot of people. And they said they wanted to have a hoedown at the farm."

Oh...

I'm assuming they were bad people and then they caused the fire? Or something?

"As soon as the farm was mine for the night, I invited everyone to party."

"The party went well, and I was planning to clean up in the morning before my parents came back and found out... but we left a lot of garbage out in the field. The temperatures in Texas get mighty high. Next thing I knew, I woke up to the smell of garbage burning, and... the fire consumed everything."

*listening closely*

Oh...

"We lost all the crops, half our house, but... what hurt the most was the animals."

😧

Oh my god...

Oh she couldn't save her animals. Oh my god...

"I had grown up with some of those horses! They were like losing family! And it was my fault."

😢

"All I want is to repay them for everything we lost. Even if I did, nothing can bring our horses back."

And now all she wants is to do good for her people cause she's plagued with guilt of causing lives to be lost.

Damn...

*breathes*

Oh my god. We're only six minutes in. *nervous laugh* Six minutes in and we're already starting heavy.

Why are you laying like that?

That doesn't look natural.

"For my next showing, I will prepare a sunbath of the century! The sun itself will make my skin the most beautiful of tan!"

NO RIYA IT'S ULTRAVIOLET RAYS THEY'RE NOT GOOD FOR YOU!

"Bring me a plate. I'm catching some rays."

No she's actually catching rays XD

NO RIYA I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

"Do I look like a waiter to you?"

"You'd be more useful if you were!"

Oh don't do Miriam like that! Come on!

"Where's Connor anyway? Isn't he always with you?"

"We... took some time apart."

Oh she's... yeah she's trying to process a bit.

"So that man finally got fed up with you."

"About damn time!"

"You're not very smart."

"Pushing away someone like that? He clearly cared about you."

Facts.

"Well... I don't need him."

You do! YOU DO GIRL!

"You millennials are all the same. Thinking you're better off alone. You'll regret it when you're old and alone like me."

Yes. Yes she will.

Because she will push everyone away and everyone will despise her.

Except her fans, but fans don't know the full story half the time.

"If I knew the time spent with my husband was not going to last forever, I would have cherished it more."

Awww.

"I'm nothing like you."

"You're right. I lost my husband to unavoidable tragedy, but you lost Connor because of your own damn attitude."

Calling her out 👏

Oh she knows.

She knows she's right.

"How dare that lady talk to me like that? Don't you know who I am?!"

XD

"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I AM THE MIGHTY EVIL QUEEN RIYA AND I HAVE ANY SHOWINGS AHEAD OF ME!!"

NO RIYAAAA!!!

"You were right. Riya won't change."

She doesn't want to. That's the thing.

"Yesterday... when you said you separated from someone because you didn't want to change, were you talking about your wife?"

I mean, who else would he be talking about?

"I loved her... very much. But she wanted kids... and I didn't."

Oof.

I've heard stories of that being the case sometimes.

Cause when you're married you're bound to each other and those are big decisions.

So it's really important you talk about it beforehand.

"I never had any munchkins myself, but I've had dreams of what it would be like... to raise a family."

Aww.

I feel like Connor would be a great dad.

"I mean, I just thought... I was too young to settle down all my life. Call it immature or naive, but... I guess, really, I was scared. Scared that it'd confirm I was getting old. And... now, I just live with regret."

My dad always told me "You get one life. Live it how you want and do the things you want. Because by the time you're eighty, you will have regrets."

"Trust a guy who's been through the process."

XD

I'M SORRY MY BRAIN WENT DIRTY.

"Trust me, I've been through THE PROCESS."

Oh my god 😂

"The best thing you can do is find someone who wants the same thing as you do."

Yeah, you can find a girl, Connor. I believe in you.

"Even though he comes off a bit mysterious at times, I like Alec! Underneath it all he seems like a good guy."

No he's not.

He's sympathetic, but no he's not.

I'm surprised to hear Alec didn't want kids, cause it seems like he gravitates towards them well.

Well, the messed up ones anyway.

AND JUST AS I SAY THAT ALEC IS STALKING PINK TEAM!

HEY! DON'T STALK A CHILD!

I WILL CALL THE POLICE!

"What are you doing here?"

"HEY! WE ARE IN HEARING RANGE!"

"HA! I TOLD YOU! SHE REALLY CAN'T BE TRUSTED!"

Like that did NOT look like the bush Alec was in was too far away from the fishing dining area, right? Or am I just crazy?

Like, surely, these other guys see this.

OH GOD HE'S DOING THIS TO EVERYONE.

What is Ellie doing out here on her own? Did she just go for a hike at night?

"Miss me?"

"No!"

"Oh, okay." *leaves*

"I'll let you get back to your totem searching."

Idol?

Oh. My god.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'M FINE. 🙃

I DO NOT HAVE PTSD STILL!

God Riya, save me.

"I don't know if we even have one this season."

Yeah I think they announce it, right?

Have they announced there was an idol? I don't think they did.

"Since Tess didn't vote with me last time, I don't trust anyone here but Gabby."

Oh. Oh that sucks. Aw, gee, I wonder why she didn't.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS PREDICAMENT IF LAKE WAS STILL HERE!!!!

HMMMMMMM. MAKES YA THINK, DOESN'T IT ELLIE?

Hello...?

What's this about?

Of course Grett and Riya slay in their pajamas.

"Fiore, you could be missing all day and your team wouldn't care."

DAMN HE'S ALREADY GOING AT IT!

This is just a roast session with Alec.

"YOU ALL SUCK!"

@ Ellie "You're stupid."

@ Fiore "You're a psycho in a kids body."

@ Yul "You are a shallow as fucking hell biggot and no one invited you, why the fuck are you even here?"

@ Grett "You've been derailed to a biggot's housewife and that makes me sad."

@ Riya "And you... damn girl you slay. But also, you're a bad person. I am too.😏"

He just flirts with Riya XD

Actually, Riya X Alec doesn't sound too awful.

"This better be good. You interrupted my beauty sleep."

Fuck your beauty sleep.

STOP ADMIRING HIM.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SEE IN THIS GUY GRETT?!

"As you know, we're not the most beloved people around here."

Well... sure. I mean who the fuck likes Yul?

"I'm beloved."

"No you're not Riya. The only one that actually likes you is Golden."

"What? Of course I'm beloved!"

*clasps mouth and gasps laughs*

OH MY GOD NO!

SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT!!!!

😂

Oh no! OH NO.

AIN'T NO WAY! AIN'T-

HERE IS THE SIDE OF MY SCREEN.

DROP YOUR PREWATCH ALLEGATIONS RIGHT NOW!!

"If we form an alliance, we can protect each other. Once we reach the merge, we will be unstoppable!"

OOOOOOOOOHHHH.

OH I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

"Remember the last time we had an alliance, Alec? Yeah, fat chance I'm doing that again."

Yeah don't think she forgot.

Like, okay, I get with the Yellow Four here. But how do you expect to have an alliance with two people not on your team? From both teams?

Some team has to lose, ya know? You can't really have this with Fiore and Ellie right now.

"You want me to ally with this Bollywood reject?"

"THAT'S THE BOLLYWOOD REJECT TO YOU! SHOW RESPECT!💅"

"Wasn't getting booted early last time humiliating enough?"

"Wasn't it humiliating that you got POISONED? HMMM?? WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE DID THAT AGAIN?? Would you like that for my next showing? I can do that!"

NO RIYA YOU WILL GET SUED.

...but if you wouldn't, I would say do it.

"As I told my followers, teamwork makes the dream work!"

At least that's carried over with Grett's character.

"If we can find way to put our differences aside, it could be very lucrative for everyone. This could be the Final Six!"

And then what?

I don't want Yul in the Final Six man!

"Four of you are on Yellow Team. Me and Ellie are all by ourselves."

Thank you for pointing this out.

How is this gonna work?

"Oh pish posh hun. We'll find ways to help you."

"Here. Here's some poison. Have some fun."

"Everyone here has a reputation for stirring up conflict. Why don't we own up to it and get the others to fight each other? All while we slip through safely."

We have an alliance of...

What their name?

What popped in my head was Legion. Blood on the Clocktower.

But technically that's not now Legion works.

"Not like I have any other choice."

"I tripped at the starting line!"

"An alliance with curry girl? What's her name again? Riya?"

YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK.

I've so far been doing fine at ignoring Yul, but FUCK ME.

WHY WOULD YOU INCLUDE YUL IN THIS ALLIANCE? WHYYYY??!?!?

You could've started a Black Widow Bregade!

"What are you doing here?"

"Listening to everything you just said."

OP.

AND YOU GOT CAUGHT BEFORE YOU EVEN STARTED!

"Listen, Miriam! You can't tell anyone about this!"

"Well I'm gonna!"

"What do you want for your silence?"

"You and your villain alliance can never vote or me or Jake. If you give me the slightest doubt, I'll make sure everyone knows about your get-together!"

Oh.

Oh she's sticking out for Jake.

"YOU HURT MY GRANDSON I HURT YOU!"

"I already did."

"...THEN YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN TONIGHT."

"Are you threatening me?"

"You better believe it, kid!"

Yeah don't underestimate Miriam. She can throw hands.

GET YOUR ARM OFF HER!!!!

"You are allowed to use any means necessary to get the bag out of your opponents hands."

VIOLENCE.

That's the first thing that pops up in my head.

"Wow, another strength challenge. It's like they're trying to rig this game against me!"

It's been three episodes. You'll get your chance.

"Come on Tom! You can do it!"

And cut to Jake being pissed.

Yep. XD

It's so bad.

But this is a funny bad. Ya know?

DAMN GRETT! THAT'S BRUTAL!!

ARE YOU QUEEN AGAIN?

Poor Allyson. She didn't deserve that.

That is gonna leave a mark.

"That's why he's a cop!"

Yeah, they're just gonna put Tom on the field every time. And they win.

They probably won't allow that though.

GET HIM GIRL!!!!

GET HIM!!!

GET YUL!!!

Why is Hunter just standing there? DO SOMETHING.

Oh okay.

"Hey Aiden. How are you?"

Uh oh.

Oh no it's happening.

"How's Tom?"

Oh no.

"He's fine. You can ask him yourself."

"That's the thing. He won't talk to me."

"Did... he ever mention me?"

No.

No he hates you now.

"He hasn't. Sorry."

Yeah hate to break it to ya.

"Damn."

THAT THE MOST UNENTHISIASTIC LINE DELIVERY EVER. HOLY SHIT.

OH I KNEW IT.

OH SHIT. I KNEW IT.

Hey at least he won.

"Sorry! That's the game! Also did I mention I got your boyfriend voted out?"

"Wow, real classy Jake!"

OUCH. NO!!

YEAH HE HATES YOU NOW!!

OH MY HEART ISN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS PAIN.

I mean, yes, pushing Aiden like that was shitty.

But also, that's the game?? Tom, you just did the same thing two rounds ago. So why the hell do you get a pass?

At least it's confirmed now. Tom is avoiding Jake because he hates Jake and has not gotten over Season 1. He's decided Jake is not worth it and he's found happiness elsewhere.

Oh that hurts.

At least Aiden gets help.

"OH HOW DARE YOU HELP HIM!!"

You fucking brat.

I'm saying that as a Jake stan.

I want to slap him across the face and have it leave a mark.

"Don't worry team, I got this!"

LET ASHLEY COOK.

YES!

OH NO!

I mean Miriam can cook to but GOSH!

Oh they won anyway. Cool.

They're not Team Victory!

Pink Team can cook!

"Riya, remember, we have an alliance. Are you willing to help us here?"

"Um, we are currently competing against each other. What the hell can I possibly do?"

Ellie, think about your playing field for once.

Oh geez. Sand in the eye sucks.

"Was it necessary to throw sand in her eyes?"

She had a grasp on her foot.

Did you want her to kick her in the face instead?

"You up to go again, Tom?"

Yeah, send Tom out. You can't lose.

"Alec, the pig has it!"

Can I throw sand in Yul's eyes?

DO NOT CALL TOM A PIG!

"Let me go again. I'll be more attentive this time."

No send Grett out. She can take em.

"Listen Ellie, I'm gonna let you win this one."

Alec.

Nobody wants to ally with someone who will throw challenges.

Have you seen Total Drama?

Your alliance will be fucked if they learn you're doing that.

"There's a matter on my team that I need to take care of."

OH.

OH NO.

OH NO.

OH I KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

"That's my buddy!"

Did she say buddy or baddie?

The subtitle says baddie. But I heard buddy.

Damn, everyone's gonna be even.

The teams are actually all on equal footing this time around!

"If he thinks he can take me down that easy, he's got another thing coming."

OOH.

FIGHT BACK MIRIAM!

I know you can't survive this, but FIGHT BACK!

"Once again, no reward!"

What is it with Riya and rewards?

"YOU TRY LIVING ON A BEACH GOLDEN! HOW CAN I DO MY SHOWINGS IF I'M DYING?!"

"I know about your little 'Villains Alliance.'"

Damn. Just out it.

I mean, they'll vote you no matter what even if you didn't say anything. What do you gain from it though?

"Alec told me because he also has an alliance with me."

OH.

OH I GOTHA.

TURN EM ON ALEC.

"He also has one with Jake."

"If you need a spare asshole that's not a villain, here's my grandson. Have a nice day."

Jake being a villain though XD

I mean it's possible he flips.

"Screw the heroes! They hate me!"

"It won't be long before he betrays you like he's doing with me."

Let em know.

"Alec already tricked you before, Grett. Are you really gonna let him play you again?"

COOK EM.

DAMN. SHE DESTROYED HIM.

"What if Miriam's right? We could be playing into Alec's hands."

You can join Riya and betray him whenever you need to.

Hey, Grett still has brains after all. Glad she's getting more screen time.

"Riya and Connor are probably voting for me."

GOOD.

Also what made you think that? As much as I hate to say it.

"Maybe we risk it? Take our chances with Miriam."

That's an option.

"Easy for you to say! You're not the one on the chopping block!"

NO ONE SAID YOU WERE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK.

YOU SHOULD BE.

"Darling, you know I don't like being yelled at. I'm trying to look out for the both of us."

Yeah don't be mean to Grett.

"Well, it doesn't seem like it! Stop wasting time. We're going back and telling Alec we're voting with him and that's final!"

FUCK YUL 🙄

At least Riya's confronting Connor about what's going on.

"You were planning on getting me out, is that it?"

Well not at the moment.

But she already told you what she wants. So you should've expected that at some point.

"Look, I'll keep them from targeting you."

Oh, that's... strangely wholesome.

"Yeah, but know you're out next. At least I save you once."

Oh wow it's just like Season 1!

Oh I loved these!

OH DAMN CONNOR.

I mean I get it. But OUCH.

Plot Twist: Yul goes XD

Sadly, I don't think that's gonna happen.

I mean I think this is kinda obvious.

'MIRIAM'

That's crazy.

She had a perfect game last time.

'ALEC'

'MIRIAM'

Fuck.

It's unaminous.

'YUL'

OH WHAT THE FU- 😂

OH MY GOD!! WHAT?!?!?!

😂

I mean... I RESPECT IT.

WHOEVER DID THAT, I LOVE YOU!

Just one big middle finger to Yul for the hell of it.

"I hate that you are my ally. You piece of shit."

Aw.

You can't save Miriam though.

I love you, grandma. Nooo...

Jake is gonna be DEVASTATED when he learns she's gone.

"So this is how it feels to be voted out."

Her pride has been damaged.

"What the hell Connor? Why'd you vote for me?"

It wasn't him!

Is Yul gonna bitch about this the whole time?

That's gonna make everyone decide "You know what? This guy is a douche and there's no working with him. Let's just ditch him."

WHOEVER DID THIS, I LOVE YOU!

Seriously, who did that??

"Oh you're gonna pay for that! Just you wait!"

I have to put up with this man again... 😩

Life is pain sometimes.

Oh?

What was that?

What did she just give Connor??

Damn, both previous winners are gone already.

Villain Alliance. That's...

That was NOT on my bingo card.

But I'm willing to hear it out. Based on the logic they gave, I mean.

Cause, I guess it makes sense.

You have five villains in this eighteen person cast. (I consider Ellie more of an antagonist than a villain). And you have Jake who is also basically an antagonist at this point. No, Jake is not a villain, he's not evil, he's just a dickhead. (Affectionate)

I'm willing to hear this out, actually.

Which is a shock to me, cause Total Drama All Stars does a Heroes vs Villains setup.

But THERE, it was forced roles. Gwen was a villain even though the worst thing she did was suck ass at love lives. The entire season kept slamming it in your face about morality and what makes you good or evil.

AND YET THEY HAD NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY ABOUT IT.

It also led to a deeply offensive MPD portrayal.

Just, don't do that. Please. Don't do that as well. These characters are making this villain team WILLINGLY. All I ask is that they don't go the Total Drama route with the concept.

But I probably think they're going to. I have been getting a couple of hate comments in my ask inbox since I started the season. (Not most of my repliers though, you guys have been alright)

I'm taking it well. It's not offending me too much. So don't worry about me. Everyone gets hate comments every once in awhile. It's not gonna destroy my rep or anything. And I have a therapist. Not for hate comments, but still. I'm not in a bad place over it.

I'm an authentic person, I feel like. I stick with what I feel. I'm not going to instantly agree with what I'm told to agree with if that's not how I feel. If I do feel the same, then yes. So like... sorry if you don't like that I guess.

I am watching this show and this season because I WANT TO. No other reason.

I was not recommended this show. But I chose to watch it and do these reactions anyway for no reason other than I wanted to.

Same for this season. I could've just stopped at Season 2 and pretended this season didn't exist, take the hate to heart, and just play along.

But I'm not doing that. I want to watch it for myself.

Maybe I will hate it in the future. Maybe everything goes to shit. But I can't guarantee that's what's gonna happen.

I'm personally glad I'm doing this. I've really been enjoying the show as a whole. It's gotten me some attention on Tumblr. It's been helping me try to expand by Indie Animation palette. It's not the best show or anything, but I think it has its merits where it is trying to achieve them. And from the replies, you all seem to also enjoy me seeing it and talking about it too, and I've enjoyed hearing your takes. (You know, except for the occasional personal attack)

So, hey, I'm glad to be here. I'm very interested in where this story goes from here.

[sephynaipp]

This is..

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[st4rlady]

I FUCKING LOVE PARALLELS LIKE THIS

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